Gogglebox Season 25 Episode 3 (Feb 28, 2025) FULL EPISODE HD
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00:00let me just give you a lesson in how to use a mop so you liberally slosh the
00:07floor then you do a figure of eight it's the figure of eight movement Mary look
00:12see the figure of eight that's what does it what's wrong with to and fro to and
00:18fro isn't good enough let's look on the road on ITV
00:24start today
00:28look at this blackpool I know where that is and it's down the side of a theatre
00:34that bell box that's up there for the alarm I fitted that well done Pedro you
00:40made it on the telly made it on telly BGT there was only one thing on
00:47Claudia's mind on Channel 4 the record goal scorer for the England women's
00:52football team Ellen White Ellen why yeah by the way I'm just saying this
00:56early I like the tone I like the calm I like I just yourself assured oh my god
01:02that would not be us in it and it was a familiar tune from our favorite Street
01:17on ITV one
01:22Bob doesn't like these cats wait
01:37leads yes or not for this wedding has got brand new everything three-piece
01:42suit sisters Ellie and easy but you know what he hasn't got what new boxes
01:48I could send him to shop it morning to get some true actually I could you
01:53could he's got time in morning to go to Springs and get some pants yeah but
01:58shall I wait where will I get some pants okay max yes I'll text him saying you
02:01need to get some new boxes for tomorrow I don't want you any scraggy baggies it
02:06was gonna say not scraggy baggies only you me exactly I don't want to see
02:11scraggy baggies on Saturday night Michael McIntyre was here for our
02:16pleasure on BBC one what you looking at me like that for where's man you can't
02:21have any Jenny no antibiotics love that's why it's nearly full I know
02:26you've had my share and all and yeah my sister came up with a word to describe
02:30this program what is it tawdry tawdry and I had to look it up you didn't yes
02:37I've forgotten what tawdry meant and because I had an aunt called Audrey and
02:41I got mixed up in my head in my files in the program Michael had a fun game
02:46obviously
02:50oh yeah I love this I love it you've got to remember people from the past
02:56yeah you can't remember people you met yesterday I can't remember people I met
03:00yesterday let's welcome it's Holly Willoughby
03:06oh it's a Holly oh my god oh thank you you're looking amazing thank you she's
03:13having a resurgence in Holly Willoughby she looks nervous already
03:16I'm not surprised wouldn't you be random people from your past coming up
03:20anybody could pop up from underneath this stage oh this could be embarrassing
03:26remember me and then they bring out Phillip Schofield let's bring up your
03:34first blast from the past oh please be an ex-boyfriend please be an
03:40ex-boyfriend
03:48I'll tell you what he's a bit of all right since the Oliver can we get a
03:51picture up of her current husband so we can compare this is a lovely man
04:05could Oliver a boarder who when he was a boy he was my first boyfriend
04:09hey I won't mind Oliver coming up that lift as my first boyfriend you know I
04:13think he's got a look of Ben Shepard yeah you know I almost can't how it
04:19ended I don't really don't me Holly Holly don't say I think you dumped me
04:29Holly that means you definitely dumped me and I'm still traumatized do you have
04:32any memorabilia or keepsakes oh he's got up Sammy Anthony he's got a
04:38stomach it's funny you ask that what's he pulled out of his pocket it's a
04:46letter from you Holly to me this is incriminating let's listen dear Oliver
04:54how are you please send me a photo oh what's that say oh where's this going
05:00what did she what photo of wait they've had to redact that I love you I mean you
05:10would literally be cringing yeah she's not coping well she's about to combust
05:16isn't she
05:21what is that next bit she don't want to read out the last bit does she and what
05:26about the photo of the naked lady Hannah was telling me about the naked lady
05:31what is that all about I really didn't have many boyfriends in school because I
05:36honestly was ugly you're not ugly absolutely I'm not saying I am now I've had a
05:41glow-up
05:47the other he's like
05:59midwife who delivered Holly's daughter oh that's a tricky one how she can
06:04remember oh I've not really remembering face or is it I don't know I reckon it's
06:14so I think I might know face I only remember me you remember me no yeah she
06:22doesn't know does she she don't know come on Holly
06:25all the cogs are going they are I'm thinking that we might have met each
06:29other 13 years ago Joe she's choking off a bit here and the reason why I'm
06:36saying 13 years ago is because that was the day my daughter Belle was born
06:40well done she got that right and that was a relief wasn't it not 13 years
06:44that's pretty good memory it was quite a big day I know but you don't remember
06:49any of them and this amazing incredible woman is called Fredette oh well does
06:57yeah but what's me last name well you made that moment that was probably
07:03probably the most oh she's having a moment now to have I ever had a moment
07:12no no and you were the person that bore into the world so thank you thank you so
07:18much oh I'm glad she remembered it does she go down and hug Fredette I bet she
07:25wants to oh here's coming in for a hug Oh look Mary it's got you choked up do
07:40you think that any of your teachers would remember you which teacher would
07:43remember you I would remember you what did he call you a disgrace to the Asian
07:47community then I went back in again and then I went back out again to
07:55look and she disappeared and I think it might have been a case of alien
08:00abduction you've got to remember Mary that Wiltshire is the haunted Wessex is
08:07the center of UFO spottings for the whole of Britain this is the center crop
08:13circles crop circles we've got UFOs and don't hang and now I might have witnessed
08:18my first alien abduction in which case I need to go out there with a torch and
08:24see if there's any scorch marks roughly at the position where she was abducted
08:29I don't know if you're serious you're just trying to annoy me on Tuesday night
08:34there were more petrified hunters facing their fears on channel 4 which one of
08:39you keeps gluing my coaster to my mug I love seeing people get over the fears I
08:45mean look how many fears I've had in life and I've overcome them all yours
08:50were dramatized like Lord you don't think you know what so you think going
08:58through the time tunnel is dramatized absolutely what are we gonna get an
09:03irrational fear of today my name is Paula I have arachnophobia oh get off me
09:13get off me get it off me I was sitting on the edge of the bed possibly three
09:17weeks ago and one ran past my foot and I screamed and I was right pressed up
09:25against the headboard probably for maybe a couple of hours
09:28well do you know what though I'm like that with moths and I do get like where
09:32I'm back to the wall she needs to try and enter the confrontation room face
09:37the spider and not run away like the legs okay she feels the same she feels
09:43the same look she's doing exactly the same but if she can't enter the room and
09:47confront her fear then the treatment won't work
09:50come on Paula come on Paula you can do it go on girl so what do you think it's
09:55doing now okay yeah it is looking at your Paula it really is and it's got
10:00about ten eyes okay try to look at it yeah so how many legs doesn't have too
10:07many try to move a little closer come on Paula all right come on come in I mean
10:15I mean yeah I mean she's in she's in only just but she's there I'd say look
10:22don't worry about the spider that's on that box worry about the one that's on
10:24your shoulder shall we ask Renee to move it no you're
10:29joking in you she's only just got a centimeter past the dog if I time why
10:34would you want to move it oh oh god this is gonna charge now she thinks the
10:50spider's got an agenda against her Paula hello Paula
10:54your standard yep well let's go okay that's it for today
11:03that's day one done day two come on Paula sorry Paula we've got some bad
11:11news but the spider escaped he's in here somewhere Wow
11:17straight in today no hesitation should we approach it take another step yes
11:25Paula hey she's gonna be in that big lunchbox with the spider before we know
11:29it look how close I am yeah shut up yo so what we also have is a tarantula oh
11:39no oh so we're moving on now Paula to the tarantula
11:45shall I ask to get Frederick out yeah if I'm out there
11:48I'm Frederick I see he's got a name okay yep yep oh my god oh Jesus Christ
12:01and you and I go stand in the doorway and then look at Frederick wave what does
12:07she mean he's gonna wave to her to see yeah they've trained Frederick to wave
12:12back shall we ask Renee to make a picture of Fredrick and you like this
12:16well take a picture it's a fucking photo show so smile and say oh I don't
12:22bother God these the doorway thank you so much thanks everybody okay I'll see
12:35you in a minute yeah okay
12:41spider in the lift
12:51goggled in Manchester it's also now is Benidorm I'll tell you up you know last
12:58time I was there I said how I'd go up to the kebab shop and they'd just go you
13:02want your usual and it's got to the same situation again where I'll go up
13:05and it just like do you want your usual the Malone's I go loads of garlic mayo
13:11please he goes yes yes yes and he didn't and then he's right for it wax it all on
13:16there oh I'm so excited Manchester's full of kebabs I was Benidorm
13:23oh the kebabs to die for Jesus what you like me
13:28this week there was more drama on the cobbles on ITV 1
13:33oh but a Corrie best program of the week in your opinion which I'm entitled to
13:39hmm I don't love it darling he's been your phone off I bet you change your
13:43phone off now aren't you yeah you have cuz I can't believe you only turn your
13:46phone off when Corrie's in on Emmerdale nobody rings me nobody can get all the
13:50yeah tell you what's been happening Ellie
13:56Kambalo's been getting poisoned by who Tyrone's mum Cassie aka Claire Sweeney
14:05she's done everything ain't she now Claire Sweeney when she started in
14:09Brookside then good ship murder now Corrie you can't bloody change channels
14:13for Claire Sweeney can you from cruising to cobbles so what you up to today
14:18granddad I thought I might peruse the bookshop on Tower Street have all the
14:23heirs to squander a lot of money on new books you don't want to do that Kenny
14:27she don't want him going out spending money cuz she's spending his money
14:31she's been like drugging him and stuff like on the quiet and you
14:37Cassie aka Claire Sweeney she's done everything ain't she now Claire Sweeney
14:42when she started in Brookside then good ship murder now Corrie you can't bloody
14:47change channels for Claire Sweeney can you from cruising to cobbles so what
14:52you up to today granddad I thought I might peruse the bookshop on Tower
14:56Street have all the heirs to squander a lot of money on new books you don't want
15:01to do that Kenny you don't want to do that
15:04money on new books. You don't want to do that Kenny. She don't want him going out
15:08spending money because she's spending his money. She's been like drugging him
15:12and stuff like on the quiet and using his credit cards for stuff. That's a bit
15:16nippy out there. Gonna make you a nice herbal tea before I go. Oh I bet. She's
15:21gonna drug him then ain't she? Yeah she does. She's at it all the time. Putting
15:25stuff in his bloody tea.
15:28It's a lot of it whatever it is. What is it? What's she putting in his tea? We don't
15:36know. Can you imagine someone doing this to Gran? Oh man that's not nice. One thing is it would never happen to Gran. Never. Because she's so stingy. If her penny is missing from her bank account, she would know.
15:49Empty-handed? Yes. You're getting a comic for Bertie and some chocolate for the
15:55crispy cakes. My card's been declined. You thieving old bitch. My card was declined. I told you. I'll tell you what. I should write the coronation script. What are you
16:06doing? Brian said to check on my online account. Check your accounts. Get on
16:11that laptop immediately. Go on Ken. Log in. Cassie knows she's gonna get rumbled now
16:14ain't she? You go back and pay and I'll check the account.
16:26Piers. I'm tired. You go. Yeah you go and then he can have a look at the account while you go on. Look don't touch anything. I won't be long. If he opens his eyes now he's on to her.
16:45Oh you crafty sod. What was that?
16:53Tea. Oh more tea with more drugs. Don't drink the tea Ken. Oh I'll have one of Bertie's crispy cakes while you're out.
17:03She put the two cups down together. Yeah. And now she said Ken sent her back. Oh is Ken gonna swap the cup?
17:14Yes he is. Go on Kenward. Go on Kenward. Not quite set yet.
17:22Oh she knows. She knows by the mug. Oh this is getting interesting. You'd expect this in like a Hollywood blockbuster.
17:30Drink up Cassie. Go on. Put it down. Oh he's confronting her. It's more than just tea in that mug isn't it? Don't you dare deny it.
17:46Yes Ken. Go on Ken. Pack up everything you left lying around. Everything I didn't pay for and go. Go on get told Ken. Sling your uke.
17:59I'll get another job but I'll pay you back every penny. Go on Ken grab his chest hair. What's he touching his heart for? He's not gonna have a heart attack. I hope not. Go!
18:10Calm down Ken. I can't watch Ken have a heart attack. Ken's gonna die.
18:15Oh shit Ken. Oh he's having a heart attack Shaun. Oh not our Ken. Oh he's an icon. Dad. Yes. He's alive. Don't need to worry we're all here.
18:32Listen to me. Listen to him. Yes listen to Ken. Cassie. Cassie.
18:38Tracey's had her suspicions over Cassie. Daniel's had his suspicions over Cassie. They ought to put two and two together here and realise it was Cassie.
18:50Oi. You won't get far. Yes. Oh here we go. What you won't want is Tracey Barlow on your nuggets. No. Which is lethal. Jesus.
18:59How's Ken? Plot twist. He's alive. Plot twist.
19:06Kinda ruins your little plan to kill my dad and steal his money though. No way that's not. Don't act dumb. Go on Tracey. Right up. This is quite calm for Tracey you know. She hasn't pulled her hair yet.
19:17Cassie. Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Straight for the hair. That's enough. Just keeping her entertained. Arrest the bitch. Yeah arrest her. Arrest the bitch. And throw away the key.
19:31Get off.
19:38Oh that one. That episode has absolute plague in my emotions. Do you know what? I feel like that's got me right back into Coronation Street. I might actually start watching it again. Yeah. Why don't you start it from the beginning?
19:50Do you know what? Series one. I could probably binge it in a week.
19:54In Bristol. Boys you need to see this. So my daughter was like dad dad I need bubble wrap. So I was like what do you need bubble wrap for? She's like I wanted to make a laptop. Brothers Jermaine, Twain and Tristan.
20:12She's literally got salad tape out the drawer. Got the bubble wrap. Cutting the bubble wrap with the scissors. And then she's like dad look at my laptop. And yeah she made a laptop. That's blown my mind. That's so sick. Absolutely blown my mind. It's got depth and everything. It's got a keyboard as well. That is sick.
20:37On Friday night, Channel 4 editors searching for answers. So Mary, how come we're still married and most of our friends are divorced? Goodness knows. Lethargy? Yeah, that's probably it. Lethargy. Ellie close your eyes.
20:52Who am I? It's Bobby's little bug day costume. One solitary question. All our contestants have to do is answer it correctly. If it is actually only one question then I don't know how it's going to be able to be on for an hour. Do you know what? I don't know how she doesn't get sensory issues from that fringe. Do my head in. And they win £100,000.
21:22Oh that is a chunk of change and a half. That is.
21:25Welcome back to One Question. You know the other night Lee, we was watching a quiz in bed me and Ray and I was getting quite a lot of the answers right. And he just said, excuse me can you just put the light on. So I said what for? He said I want to see if it's you that's in the bed with me. You're too clever. You're too cheeky to that.
21:45Father and daughter. Yes. This is charming. A very proud father. Oh wasn't that lovely. Oh I couldn't do it with my mother. I couldn't. She's clever though your mum. That's why I don't want to do it with her. She'd show me up. Do you quiz? Yes. She looks sensible. She's got to be clever with that bob. Has to be. Where do you quiz? It's just a local isn't it? Once a month. Chorley where we live. Chorley just up the road from here Julie.
22:11Do you know what it's funny because at my grandad's funeral we went to the pub and there was a quiz on the pub quiz. The man who was taking the quiz felt sorry for us because obviously it was my grandad's funeral. So he was giving me the answers. He was reading them. Saying like please say you won. I still lost. We're going to give you the answer. I'm going to give you 15 incorrect ones. Here are the answers eh. Yeah I know but you've got to have the rights when I'm there. You've just got to eliminate the other 15.
22:37Who is Smith? Who is Smith? Matt Smith or Will Smith? WH Smith. The record goal scorer for the England women's football team. I'm going to say it's Jill Scott. White isn't it? Isn't it a nice name White? Not Smith. I don't know Simon. Ellen White. Ellen White yeah. Okay good one. Who is Smith?
23:08In Blackpool. I actually think I've had the best moment of my entire life this morning. Go on. Pete and his little sister Sophie. So we literally, me, Jimmy and Eve are all sat in the bed and Colin's there leading in between me legs and we're all just watching Paw Patrol and then to put the icing on the cake Paige brought me an ice cup of tea up. Jesus. I just thought do you know what I've made it here.
23:34I was going mad because someone had left the big light on. You're killing me here you lot.
23:44It's Paige that, every room.
23:48On Sunday night we were hot on the heels of some famous faces on Channel 4. Have you ever been hunted? No, I've been wanted but never hunted.
23:58Straight away if I was in the country obviously I would look for a bush. Do you get what I mean? Well if I was in the city there's no bush. What a blackberry bush there was. Any bush. Any bush.
24:14Twelve days ago. Go, go, go. Twelve celebrity fugitives went on the run. Run, run, run. This would be my favourite part of this. Just shoving you around. Hurry up. You've been hunted down.
24:31Seven have been captured. Seven? God that's a lot. The remaining five have been tracked to central London. Come on Duncan. It's Duncan from Blue. I used to be so obsessed with Blue because of him. And then he turned out gay. Every person I've ever loved turned out to be gay. Why? Why does God do this to me?
24:54God man as Asians we live a paranoid life anyway don't we? Celebrity hunted wouldn't be good for us. In order to escape the hunters the fugitives must make their way to Burr Island. Burr Island. God look how far that is. And the location can only be accessed by sea tractor. A sea tractor? That looks cool doesn't it? I've never heard of one of them. Is the sea tractor down there? Yeah, yeah get on it. Come on Duncan.
25:24And they're off. Leg it. Oh my God. There look it's there. Oh they didn't have far to go. Get on it, get on it. Oh my God. She's down really low. Woah, woah, woah. What are you two doing? Three quid each. Chief! I've got CCTV of Duncan and Christine in the Big Creek car park. What? Oh they've been seen. Oh bloody hell. One mile out. Holy shit. Oh look they're going to intercept.
25:55How slow is a sea tractor? I mean this is a bit like me trying to do a getaway on my four mile an hour scooter. Sea tractor down there. There's a hunter coming. Oh come on men. There's a sea tractor. Eyes on the sea tractor. Eyes on the sea tractor. Oh look they can see him.
26:14This is why action movies don't have sea tractors. They're so slow. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh my God. Quick. Run. Come on. Oh yes Duncan. That's the energy. Running up off the slip. Just run for your life. Well they've got to find the bloody boat. It's not just running.
26:32Let's go, go. We had that one foot. They're right behind himself. Be careful. Are you okay babe? There he is. There's a boat man. Hang on. There is no motor on that boat. It's his two oars. Get on that lonely sea dog's boat. There he is. I don't know if we've done it. Just wait until we get on the big boat. This isn't the big boat remember. Oh they've got to get on the big boat now. Oh this is so emotional. I'm actually going to start tearing up.
26:57There, there, there. HQ I've got eyes on the rowing boat. Shoot them. Shoot them. Where's Vampire? That's the only thing that can catch them. Oh that's not fair. CHS keep launching now. CHS keep launching now. They're on jet skis now. And they're going row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.
27:21Come on you pigs. Eyes on the target. Approaching now. Oh my god. And we've got away. We're away. Oh yeah. Right. Full throttle. Oh my god. Look. Oh no it's there. Right next to them. How are they going to stop them? I don't know Jane. I don't even know what's going on anymore but it's just very exciting. Oh shit. Can we go even faster? Come on.
27:48This is going to be too close. God man. This is like Mission Impossible.
27:56Chief we're too fast. We're losing them. Oh yes. See you. Up yours Duncan. See you later mate. See you later. Duncan's like that. Shook on that one. Eat my sea foam suckers.
28:19Oh you're laughing on the other side of your face now aren't you mate? Look at them faces.
28:32Oh they've done it. Duncan and Christine have done it. You see I wouldn't want champagne after all that. I just want a brew. Oh no. Bubbles after running around. Oh no. Bobbing up and down. That's going to be acid reflux that in no time.
28:48In South East London. My mum was asking me what I was going to give up for Lent because she said I've got a little bit of time to think about it because Easter's a bit late this year. Sue and her husband Steve.
29:01You've got to give up something. That you like. That you love. So does that mean? Wine. Oh is it? I thought it was like me or something. I gave you up ages ago.
29:13No I gave up on you ages ago.
29:18This week there were more shenanigans at school on BBC 3. Everyone at school's been talking about this. Let's hope that it's a bit more cheerful than the last episode. Oh I liked the last episode I just didn't understand it.
29:31I feel like I'm down with the kids watching this. Yes although it does make me feel as though I was definitely a major loser at school. Well you were. You still are.
29:46Is he on the toilet reading a book? Oh somebody's wrote a message on the toilet roll. They're coming. Who?
30:01Uh oh. What are the traitors doing here? Where's he gone? There he is. Oh wow. He's not here. Let's go. What is going on here? Is this what happens at post school? People dress up as the traitors meets Phantom of the Opera.
30:23Thank you. What are you playing at? Why haven't you put something up on the wall? I lost my book. What book? What are you talking about? My Raising Her sketchbook. It has all my secrets in it and it's gone. No it's lost his sketchbook Daniela. That's got like stuff in it. Secrets. People's secrets are in that book.
30:39Why would you keep a sketchbook full of secrets? A bit later we found Jaheim in bed. Is everything okay? Oh hello. Yep. In bed with Beatrix's best friend Florence? Oh naughty boy. We said this was going to be the last time. Oh okay. Happened a few times then.
31:06Jaheim doesn't make life easy for himself does he? No he doesn't. I should say every bloody teenager in the country wants to go to this boarding school. It's just a bloody shag fest. Do you ever date your ex's friends? Yes. No. Yes? Yes. No.
31:22You were out early this morning. Oh Beatrix and Florence. Bit of quizzing going on here Julie. Come on Flo you've had that new dick glow for quite some time. Please don't tell me if you ever get a new dick glow. You'll be able to see it on my face son. I won't be looking. Why do you care anyway? Aren't you sleeping with Alex? She can't be too pissed off though if she's with someone. I mean he's really hot but my god is he so boring. The other day when he went down on me I fell straight asleep. Lovely.
31:52That's just delightful. Oh dear. And he went down. Oh don't be silly Charles. They've all been corrupted by pornography. Corrupted by the internet yeah. And Jaheim didn't make you sleep? She knows what Jaheim's like because she's been at it with him herself. I thought you were so over him. No I was but we had this chat at your party. He said some stuff and I think he still likes me.
32:22And I still like him. Oh this is messy. At your own party. No this is messy. At your own party. Damn. Drama's in it Rosa drama's. Yeah man. Too much of a headache.
32:36Oh my gosh. Oh no Omar's booked. Oh my gosh. Is that the secret sketch book? Give it back. Please. They're not what you think. I'm not this serious. So they're yours? Oh just get even worse. What do you do? Oh he's kicked the game away now isn't he?
33:00Oh no it's a Florence. Jaheim and Florence. It's in black and white. Omar's done him dirty here. What is this? Well at least I know where you've been sneaking off to in all those early mornings. I didn't know you still liked him. Florence don't lie. No yes you did. Who the fuck would do this?
33:26I love how Jaheim's keeping a low profile at the back of the bus. That is a classic case of the shit hitting the fan. Nobody fancied me at school. I had loads of crushes but nobody really. There was only one or two. I was hot stuff at church. I think it's because I was a bit of a geek. It was a briefcase babe.
33:52I didn't take the briefcase to high school. It was only juniors.
33:57In Wiltshire. Look at your jumper Nutty. What about it? It looks rather nice. I had to turn it inside out because it was so filthy. Really? And the inside isn't filthy. Giles and his wife Mary. You've me neglecting how my hand washing Nutty. How dare you? I wash from dawn till dusk. Every day you present vexatious laundry.
34:24I caught you out last week when I went to London everything was clean and when I got back you had a gobbles type drying rack with about 12 shirts on it which you couldn't have worn in my absence. I'm afraid we've been neglecting the hand washing. Do you want me to do hand washing? No there's a hand washing cycle on the machine. Is there? Oh will you show me? Yeah.
34:46On Saturday night ITV was showcasing the best talent it could find. Are we on Ration Steve? Do you know it for Christ's sake? Yes I'm on it. You know me. Are you on it?
35:02They're competing to play in front of the King Mary. Yes I'm sorry for him.
35:08What is going on? They're setting the scene for something spooky are you? Oh they are the lights are dimmed. Oh no. It's going to be one of them weirdos that don't talk.
35:28What are they? Don't like that. Look even Vinny's perked up at that. He might be doing one of them spiralised potatoes. He might.
35:40Do not try this at home. No. What's he going to do? Not in the nose. Not the nose.
35:50Oh no. No that's too disgusting. I'm one in the mouth. I'm one in the mouth. I will not be trying this at home. Oh for goodness sake.
36:04Oh man he's got one in and one out. How? Oh. Oh. Oh. No. I can't watch that.
36:20Wait. Oh stop it.
36:24He's made himself into a human kebab. The King's not going to like this. Camilla maybe.
36:33He's stripping now. You want to be careful he's got other oils he might use.
36:39He's got a bottle of wine. Screw tops I haven't worked like that.
36:44Oh my days where is this going now? What's that a tune?
36:47Oh my days where is this going now? What's that a tune?
36:50Oh don't say he's going to do what you call it an animal with it.
36:57Fucking hell. Oh no his nose again. Gross. Oh my god.
37:05Fucking hell what's going on there he's flossing. Oh no that's dreadful.
37:09What? Oh he's got to drink the wine. No Simon don't. You can't drink that that's disgusting.
37:18Yeah because it went. No that's not.
37:22No Simon don't do it. He's going to end up with fucking cold sores.
37:26Oh Simon you can't expect him to suck that.
37:33If it were whispering angel would you drink it? Oh yeah.
37:40Oh my god. Did he do this as a child? And then it just got worse?
37:48Oh my days there's more. Oh no. Fucking not finished is it?
37:56A hook and look a rope this is going to be ugly.
38:05He's not going to lift himself up.
38:10Oh my god.
38:14Hell. And he's pulling himself up.
38:19Jesus there's something wrong with him then.
38:28Golden buzzer this for me. How? Get a proper job.
38:33Oh fucking hell. I'll never look at a corkscrew the same. Do you know that? No.
38:42This is really horrible isn't it? It's the worst thing I've seen. Why are you grinning?
38:52So do you think us going to the wedding on Saturday did give Nat any ideas?
38:57Well I've been dropping hints left right and centre.
39:02I was saying stuff to him like who would you pick for your best man?
39:06And he said that he didn't know that he couldn't choose.
39:09And I says well pick who you want. I thought I'm not picking for you.
39:13I thought that's what he was looking for for me to say who would be his best man.
39:16But I thought well you can pick your own best man. You can't pick his best man.
39:20No exactly. And then he said to me who would you have for your maid of honour?
39:25And I thought arggggg. We're talking hypothetical wedding!
39:32On Friday night there were more shockwaves from across the pond on BBC News.
39:37Bonnie definitely always wants to go for an afternoon walk.
39:39Are you going to take her for an afternoon walk?
39:41I don't know sorry. I don't like that idea.
39:43Don't say that.
39:44Why are you shuffling?
39:46Because that floor makes a very rewarding noise.
39:50Okay let's see the news.
39:52OK, let's see the news.
39:54Good evening, the rhetoric from the White House over Ukraine
39:57reached a new pitch tonight.
39:59Have you got Trump fatigue yet?
40:01No, he's a great disruptor, Mary.
40:02With President Trump criticising the leaders of the UK and France,
40:06as well as renewing his attack on President Zelensky.
40:09Oh, my God, didn't take him long to start picking on us, did it?
40:13Donald's just going to have to join the long line
40:15that's criticising our leadership.
40:18You know, take a ticket and wait your turn.
40:20He accused Sir Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron
40:23of doing nothing to try to end Russia's war.
40:26What about all the stuff we've sent over there?
40:28Fucking hell, we've got all sorts sent over there.
40:31Fucking hell, cheeky bastard Donald.
40:33The US President also said he was sick of President Zelensky
40:36and didn't believe Ukraine's leader needed to be involved
40:39in talks about ending the conflict.
40:41How can he say that?
40:43He is one cheeky sod, he is, isn't he?
40:45Where do you think he is?
40:47He's the President of Ukraine.
40:49We're going to talk about your country, but you can't be there.
40:52On a friendly radio station, added Keir Starmer and Emmanuel Macron
40:56to his list of failures in Ukraine.
40:59Well, you won't be happy hearing Keir Starmer getting a bash in you,
41:01love him.
41:02Donald Trump wants to be careful.
41:04We have Macron coming to see you for France
41:06and then Stormer for the UK this week.
41:09Stormer? Does he call him Stormer?
41:11The war is going on, no meetings with Russia, no nothing.
41:14Right. You know, they haven't done anything.
41:16It's actually, like, mental, what stuff he's coming out with.
41:19It's frightening, really, isn't it?
41:21It is. It's frightening.
41:22This is the funny thing with this special relationship
41:25between the UK and the US.
41:27Shat on us within a month.
41:28HE LAUGHS
41:30Yet we'll still be begging for more. Yeah.
41:33After they met here in Kiev, Trump's envoy, Keith Kellogg,
41:37praised Volodymyr Zelensky as a courageous leader.
41:40He'll be getting sacked now. Yeah.
41:42Courageous leader, you don't know your arse from your elbow, fired.
41:46That has been drowned out by Trump,
41:48who calls Zelensky a dictator.
41:50How can you call an elected man a dictator?
41:54Because he's Trump. When Putin is in power...
41:57And is a dictator. ..and is a dictator.
41:58Do you know what I feel like all the politics is?
42:01Basically, like, America is a year 11 and we're a year seven student.
42:06Yeah. And the year 11's going,
42:08you will do this. Or you're getting wedgied.
42:10Yeah.
42:12And look at us, about to get wedgied.
42:14Exactly.
42:15A few days later, and it was news from Sir Keir himself
42:18that made the headlines on ITV.
42:21We will deliver our commitment to spend 2.5% of GDP on defence.
42:26Oh. Oh!
42:28Getting serious now, we mean business.
42:30Worried about Putin.
42:31That is big news.
42:33But we will bring it forward so that we reach that level in 2027.
42:38This has nothing to do with my trip to America next week,
42:41but I have just decided by myself
42:44that we're upping our defence budget.
42:45Weren't I talking about this the other week, Rachel,
42:48that I was going to actually do this?
42:49Before even Donald was in, I'd said what I was thinking about it.
42:53I was going to think about it, it's just bad timing.
42:55I know what you're all thinking, that I'm just doing it because I'm in,
42:57but I'm not. You know what, it's easy to say,
42:59yeah, Starmer's bending over for Trump. Yeah.
43:02Which he is, but I think he's bending over with a purpose, though,
43:05isn't he?
43:06Hang on, that doesn't make it sound great. Yeah.
43:09To be honest, I didn't realise how bad it is.
43:12And...
43:14..scary.
43:15Hmm.
43:17There's not a torpedo on its way, Mum, chill.
43:19Yeah, we've got four minutes at least, when you start.
43:20Let Trump get on with it, let Starmer get on with it and Macron.
43:25Let them all get on with it, I'm going to bed.
43:28All right. OK? OK.
43:30Good night, love. Good night.
43:32Are you going to take the dog down? I will. Yeah.
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