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00:00All right, it's Friday, so we are going to fire it in there.
00:03Hey, we're going to play a little of this Phoenix Link.
00:05Now, you know we get wrecked on this game
00:07when we chase the counter.
00:08So we're going to do $100 a spin until we get a big bonus,
00:11and then we're going to quit while we're ahead.
00:13Maybe.
00:14At least that's the plan.
00:15We'll see.
00:15But for the meantime, let's fire it in there.
00:17Phoenix Link.
00:19The queen has been good to us.
00:20And also, I think at $100 a spin, we can get the grand.
00:26What do you think?
00:26For sure.
00:27That'd be good.
00:28Too bad it's only $10,000.
00:30Yeah, this one's $10,000.
00:32But maybe we're more likely to get it that way.
00:34I think we definitely are.
00:36Imagine if you were equally likely to get the grand.
00:38Then I'd want to play the bigger one.
00:40Yeah, the million every time.
00:41You know what else is cool?
00:42What's cool?
00:42We're finally going to get a really, really, really
00:45good bonus.
00:46On the multiplier bonus?
00:48Yes.
00:49OK, I'm ready.
00:49I'd rather get a $25,000 ball than the grand.
00:53I'm going to predict.
00:54You'd rather get $25,000 than $10,000?
00:56Yes.
00:57Wow.
00:58That's a deep insight.
00:59Yeah.
00:59Would you like it about 2 and 1⁄2 times as much?
01:01Yes.
01:03I think biggest man would like it about 10 times as much.
01:06Kind of an emotional component beyond just the financial.
01:09I'm making a bold prediction.
01:10We're going to get a $16,000 bonus.
01:14Coin bonus?
01:16A bonus at some point.
01:17Do you care to bet on coins or Phoenixes?
01:21Sure.
01:23Now, which do you want?
01:25Oh.
01:26I don't care.
01:27Whichever one you don't want.
01:29I'm going to go with Phoenixes.
01:30All right, the money Phoenix?
01:32Yeah.
01:32And the interesting thing about this
01:34is you can play 10 lines or you can play 5 lines.
01:37And would like 10 better or what?
01:41Yeah, because it's money Phoenixes.
01:45I like 10's lower variance.
01:48It's less volatile.
01:51But 5 could be massive.
01:53It's been quite a bit of variance so far.
01:56Good or bad?
01:57Pretty bad.
01:58How are we doing so far?
01:59We're doing terribly.
02:00Vantage is $5,000?
02:01Yeah.
02:03And the high water mark is also $5,000?
02:05Yes.
02:06Oh.
02:07Five.
02:09So you switched it to 5 lines?
02:10I did, yeah.
02:13Do you want to change it back?
02:14Oh, I don't know.
02:15I just want to get a bonus.
02:17We can plow through this money if we don't
02:21get one pretty quick here.
02:24Two of a kind, that guy pays $40.
02:27So far, we're getting plowed through this money.
02:30Come on, there we go.
02:31Two more.
02:32Idiot.
02:32No.
02:34I like how sometimes you say idiot,
02:36sometimes you say stupid.
02:37Yeah?
02:40Someone said that they think we say that too much.
02:43What?
02:43Idiot and stupid.
02:45We need to come up with some other things to say.
02:47I remember the first time I ever heard you say idiot.
02:50I was like, whoa, that's a weird way to talk.
02:53And then I realized it was a term of endearment.
02:55Yeah.
02:56Shucks.
02:58What are some other things to say?
02:59You got any ideas for us?
03:01Other than idiot or stupid?
03:03Yeah, shucky darn.
03:04Someone gave me a list of like 30 adjectives
03:06to say other than disaster.
03:08How about G Willikers?
03:09Did you see that one?
03:10G Willikers?
03:12Yeah.
03:12No?
03:13Change it to 10 lines?
03:16Maybe something.
03:16Change something.
03:18Come on.
03:18Oh.
03:20Idiot.
03:21That's not getting any traction at all?
03:23G Willikers.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Well, let's try that one.
03:26I just feel like it's 30 years ago,
03:28and I was talking to my mom's much older friend,
03:31and she's saying G Willikers.
03:32Yeah.
03:34I think it's like 50 years ago.
03:35I think it's way before even Vegas Mats time.
03:39How are we doing now?
03:40We're not doing great so far.
03:42No?
03:43No.
03:44I can't.
03:47Two of a kind bushes.
03:49They need to make more volatile games, don't you think, EJ?
03:51Yeah, they.
03:52This is, yeah.
03:54It's a little too predictable.
03:55Yeah.
03:59All right, we got $160.
04:00That was our biggest win so far.
04:03Come on.
04:06Well, that was very uneventful.
04:11I bet we don't.
04:12You bet we don't?
04:13Yeah.
04:16Inage is now 8,000.
04:17I think we're going to do much better.
04:19We better?
04:21Well, we couldn't do worse.
04:23Come on.
04:24We did get some line pays.
04:25I mean, I would argue that we could
04:26have lost it a little faster.
04:28That would have been worse.
04:29I would argue that if we'd gotten like three bonuses that
04:31paid zero, that would be worse, because it's so frustrating.
04:35True.
04:36I like seeing the bright side.
04:37But there's a thrill in getting bonuses.
04:40Yeah, but if it just feels like nothing can work
04:42and it's kind of hopeless, you know, that's rough.
04:45I've been thinking about G Willikers.
04:47And it kind of reminds me, like, that
04:49could be like the name of an appliance store.
04:51Come on down to G Willikers.
04:53Our prices won't be beat.
04:55Yeah, what do you think?
04:56I'd say leave it to Bieber-ism.
04:58That's something Wally would say.
05:00I think we should revive G Willikers and also
05:03maybe Whippersnapper.
05:05Yeah.
05:05Like we've heard of young people as well.
05:07Two more.
05:08Man.
05:08G Willikers.
05:13Doesn't have quite the same ring, does it?
05:15As Idiot?
05:15No.
05:16No, I think we go back to Idiot.
05:20OK.
05:21Well, this is a complete disaster, obviously.
05:24Whose idea was this?
05:26BJ's.
05:27Well, it's hard to find fun games
05:30for Fired in their Friday.
05:31Hunter to Spin, yeah.
05:33I mean, there's less variety at High Limit.
05:35But this one would be awesome, will be,
05:38when we get a triple minor.
05:39Two more.
05:40Nope.
05:43Maybe we can accidentally trigger the free feature
05:45with a very, very big Phoenix ball.
05:49We've got to do something quick.
05:53Oh, and we're betting $100 on our side bet, right?
05:55Yeah.
05:55OK.
05:56Did we not specify?
05:57I don't think so.
05:57But I mean, the default is always a $100 unit.
06:00But I don't know.
06:01I'd just like to state for the record.
06:03Wow.
06:05Gee, Willikers, this is bad.
06:07Huh.
06:10I bet you we win.
06:12I got most of your money back on that spin.
06:14I bet you we win this one.
06:17Yeah.
06:19Coins.
06:20No.
06:20Huh.
06:21Let's get that bonus so we can quit.
06:22Oh, we fired in $10,000.
06:25They can't accuse us of not firing it in there on this.
06:28That's for sure.
06:29Cannot be accused of that.
06:37All right.
06:41Oh.
06:42Is that our first time getting five?
06:43Yeah.
06:43I think so.
06:44We haven't even gotten five a lot.
06:48You sure get five a little.
06:50You get five occasionally.
06:52You get five every so often.
06:54Sure have gotten five once.
06:59Well, I'd like to have this five minutes of my life back
07:04and this $10,000 back.
07:06Come on.
07:09Yeah, this is horrendous.
07:12A triple minor and a major would almost get us there.
07:16That should be something.
07:19Wow.
07:20Three spins.
07:21It felt like it was more.
07:22Oh.
07:24Yes.
07:25No.
07:26The minis are $500 each.
07:31One more.
07:32Oh, five a second time.
07:34Remember the one time we got a triple minor for $7,500?
07:37Yeah.
07:38I wish we would.
07:40Well, I wish we wouldn't have played this,
07:41but I wish we could do something like that again.
07:45Maybe it just turns around and gets super high.
07:48It must.
07:49$420 left.
07:51We had a blaze bit left.
07:53I have a crazy idea.
07:54What?
07:56One hand?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Get even?
08:00Well, we had to do something crazy
08:02because we are screwed on this deal.
08:06Wow.
08:07All right, well, I'm still in a little mild shock from that,
08:09but please let us win this one hand of Baccarat for $10,000.
08:13Then we're going to go back there and fire it back in there.
08:16If we lose, I think I'm going to fall out of my chair
08:19onto my head.
08:20I don't know what I'm going to do.
08:21I'm not even going to think about it.
08:22Let's just win this hand.
08:23$10,000, one hand.
08:25Oh, boy.
08:26Well, we got these pumpkin chips.
08:28All right.
08:30I need to win this.
08:31This is very important.
08:32We won one of these.
08:34Let's try and win two.
08:35Chips are like the color of a traffic cone.
08:37I dig it.
08:39All right, almost gave me the player card.
08:41Did you see one of yours?
08:42Let's see one of those.
08:45All right, I like 10.
08:47We have a five.
08:48What's your other one?
08:49Monkey.
08:50Picture.
08:52Six.
08:53Hey!
08:54Wait, we win?
08:56Yes.
08:58All right, the day's not completely ruined.
09:00Let's go back and fire it in there.
09:02So we're just going to pretend like none of that ever happened.
09:05I can't believe we won that hand.
09:06The image is $5,000, and we're starting over.
09:09So when I said it's a crazy idea, was I right or was I wrong?
09:12It was a crazy good idea in this case.
09:14But imagine instead of being even, we were down $20,000.
09:17I would have said, I'm going home.
09:20I was like done.
09:22You said you were going to fall off your chair.
09:24I will say, and I've said this before, if you're scared,
09:28call the police.
09:29Well, I was about to call the police because I was scared.
09:31Because I just did not like that trajectory at all.
09:34Never in doubt.
09:35Let's win here now.
09:36Yeah, turn this around, machine.
09:38How long can it go without a bonus?
09:40It owes us a bonus.
09:42So officially, image is now $5,000.
09:44Yes.
09:45Is your bet still rolling, gentlemen?
09:47Oh, thank you for clarifying.
09:48Yes, it is.
09:49I kind of feel like we're going to get the coins bonus.
09:51Whoever had that side, the other side,
09:53can I bet $100 against you?
09:55You can bet against me, yeah.
09:56Excellent.
09:56Me and WBG are against you.
09:59Ooh, EJ going to get beat for $200.
10:01Yeah, that's the trend.
10:02EJ losing side bets.
10:04Oh, I want to lose.
10:05Oh, it was right there.
10:07Did you see it?
10:09R-I-T-E.
10:14All right.
10:14Triple major, grand, what are we thinking here?
10:16I'm thinking triple minor.
10:18I think this machine needs to wake up.
10:21It's just cold as ice.
10:23Come on.
10:24Should we go higher variance?
10:25I mean, they carry her around on a bed.
10:26Why would she wake up?
10:27You think the queen is hibernating?
10:30Something.
10:31$240.
10:33I'm at five lines, and you just give us
10:35an opportunity to hit bigger.
10:38Points.
10:40I think that's perfect, even at this juncture.
10:45Oh, that would've been good.
10:49This thing has been bonus-less.
10:53That's true.
10:54But listen, we're only stuck $2,200.
10:56Yeah, I feel like I'm winning a fortune right now.
10:59Come on.
11:00I was convinced we were going to lose that buck right here.
11:03And I saw the six and the five.
11:04I'm like, oh, that's it.
11:05It's going to be six to five.
11:06We're going to draw a 10 or a nine.
11:09So if we had gotten a 10, we would've lost.
11:11Six, five?
11:11Well, I was saying that.
11:13Oh, that's the X minus one special right there.
11:16I was saying your next two cards are going to be 10.
11:18It'll be six to five, you know?
11:21Yeah, I just went all the way.
11:23Oh, that was good.
11:23Five of a kind, queens, $1,040.
11:26That was a tax pay.
11:28Now, a lot of people complain about the five lines,
11:30but that's the beauty of it.
11:31Five queens is not that big, and I paid $1,000, you know?
11:35Let's get five of whatever the biggest symbol is.
11:38I'm a big fan of five lines.
11:41Not you, like the high variance.
11:43How about five guys?
11:44Are you a big fan of that?
11:45I like five guys, yeah.
11:47I think if they had a drive-through,
11:48they'd be competitive with in and out.
11:50I think I talked about the hot dogs
11:52that I got in Barcelona at Five Guys.
11:54Oh, that's right.
11:56You went to Spain and ate at Five Guys every day.
11:59Yeah, well, not every day, but a couple days in a row.
12:01That's right, because there's no good restaurants in Europe.
12:03You've got to go to Five Guys.
12:05Our peel box is on VegasMet.com if anybody
12:08wants to send us a Five Guys, if the Five Guys people.
12:12Want to send us hot dogs?
12:13What are you looking for here, a shirt?
12:15Yeah, a shirt.
12:16I wouldn't mind a Five Guys shirt.
12:18Well, the real high praise was In-N-Out.
12:20DJ was saying they're almost as good as In-N-Out.
12:23I love In-N-Out, too.
12:24I think that argument can be made.
12:25They're better than In-N-Out,
12:26but In-N-Out's far more convenient.
12:28And they cost way more money.
12:30In-N-Out's part of the beauty, it's so cheap.
12:33Well, with In-N-Out, you can just get In-N-Out.
12:35Yeah.
12:36Hey, it's convenient.
12:37It's hard to beat those Cajun fries.
12:39Don't worry, guys, we're almost down another 5,000.
12:41Yeah.
12:43Oh.
12:44What is with this machine?
12:46You should've got an extra ticket.
12:49Oh, did you only get the one?
12:50Only got the one.
12:52Oh.
12:52Idiot.
12:53Idiot.
12:54Wait, I thought you were going to say G Willikers.
12:56G Willikers, beef.
12:59Come on.
13:00How do you win at this game?
13:03I don't know.
13:04I'd like to find out.
13:06Come on.
13:07Did you really only get the one?
13:07I only got the one, yeah.
13:09Idiot.
13:10We're going to be walking
13:11to go get another one here shortly.
13:13Maybe.
13:16Wow.
13:18So this machine has just wrecked us for 15 grand.
13:20With no bonus.
13:23We're very due.
13:26Huh.
13:28Can we win this one?
13:30Yeah, we got it.
13:33Oh, two in a row.
13:36Hmm.
13:37Oh, five again.
13:3910,000 of an inch now.
13:41So we're only down five grand, technically.
13:45Hold on.
13:4610,000 of an inch now.
13:49Yeah, we're only down five, which.
13:52Okay, let's get a bonus.
13:53This is getting ridiculous.
13:55I like the positive outlook.
13:56Only down five.
13:59I would say that this is stupid.
14:01Oh, you would?
14:02Yeah.
14:03Stupid.
14:04Gee whiz, this is dumb.
14:06Gee wholly.
14:07Gee wholly?
14:09Who are you?
14:10Eddie Haskell.
14:11Eddie Haskell, yeah.
14:12You know, I can see it.
14:16Okay, oh, how much does three of those guys pay?
14:19100?
14:21I feel like he's got a good big five of a kind
14:22or something here.
14:24This thing is very good
14:25at just shredding thousands of dollars, huh?
14:27I mean, it seems like it.
14:29Well, how do you think she affords that carriage ride?
14:32It's not cheap.
14:34It just seems like this game,
14:36we've had just some insane losses,
14:38but also we've had runs where it just pays
14:40like a slot machine.
14:44This is one of the most volatile slot machines ever made.
14:50Part of me thinks that I might want
14:53to abandon ship here pretty soon.
14:56It's just cold as ice, like foreigner.
14:59And we're willing to sacrifice our bankroll?
15:01Yeah.
15:03We're probably down like 17,000 on it.
15:06And we haven't gotten one bonus.
15:07That's the infuriating part about it.
15:11All right, so I have a serious question.
15:12Yeah.
15:14If this ticket vanishes,
15:17I want to try it again.
15:20Oh, I don't know about that.
15:22That's craziness.
15:23But I don't have any other suggestions, so.
15:25It worked well last time.
15:27I mean, it is fired in there Friday.
15:30True.
15:31Oh, we needed all those wilds to line up.
15:34And that Baccarat table, I would argue,
15:35is on a banker's streak.
15:36What?
15:37Case could be made.
15:39Come on, people.
15:40All right, let's just get the bonus
15:40and not worry about it.
15:41Come on!
15:42Golly.
15:43Oh, five again.
15:44Golly.
15:46Gosh, darn it.
15:48I think.
15:49Come on!
15:50Oh!
15:51I think starting with the goal of getting a bonus
15:53might've been a mistake.
15:54Yeah.
15:56It's just, I mean, it's just not paying anything.
15:59Wake up.
16:00What should we have done?
16:01Have the goal of a big line pay
16:03or losing or?
16:04Yeah, like that we could've quit
16:05after that 1,040 line pay.
16:09All right, we got a 10 to one line pay.
16:10We can quit.
16:13Come on.
16:15No, I just think when you have a goal like that,
16:17it's, you get wrecked a lot.
16:19I mean, we have that goal every day.
16:21What are we gonna sit here and be like,
16:22nope, we never wanna get bonuses.
16:24That's not our objective.
16:25No, we wanna get bonuses.
16:26Yeah.
16:27I'm just, it's just a little self-examination here.
16:30Is there any saying about a man without a goal?
16:33Like a ship without a rudder, maybe?
16:34Oh, come on.
16:39This is ridiculous.
16:40This is just insane.
16:46Yeah, it's like you just know it's not coming.
16:48You know, it's just like, I'm negative on this machine.
16:51So that's funny.
16:52I feel like it's due and it's about to come.
16:54Yeah, well, I hope you're right.
16:57Come on.
16:58I mean, no guarantees, but.
16:59I want a guarantee.
17:03Oh, that's, that's something, $100.
17:11Wow, it was only three of a kind.
17:12It looked like it was a lot more.
17:14Well, there's only five lines, right?
17:17Or are we on 10?
17:18No, we're on five.
17:20Oh my goodness gracious.
17:24So that's 20,000 on this game with not one single thing.
17:28Welcome to the casino.
17:3320,000, not a single bonus.
17:38Wow.
17:40Unbelievable.
17:41Let's at least get there.
17:43Nope.
17:44Dag nabbit.
17:45All right, we have 25,000 into this machine with no bonus.
17:49There's just no way we can leave it.
17:50This thing's gotta be due.
17:52I have an idea.
17:53Yeah, please do it.
17:54Oh yeah, that's good.
17:56I don't know why we hadn't thought about this before.
17:58Gonna save this 20 grand.
18:01Better hurry.
18:03We should probably go to 10 lines.
18:05Smooth things out for a little bit.
18:13Hey. Come on.
18:14We're a nation.
18:18Oh my God.
18:22This is just unbelievable.
18:28It's like, how can it possibly be this bad?
18:33Four of a kind, that could be something.
18:35That wouldn't have been a line on five lines.
18:37$500 right there.
18:43All right, this was fast.
18:44I found one right away.
18:46Good.
18:47I think it'll lighten the mood.
18:48I think it's a topic that we all love.
18:51Oh, that would have been good if we won.
18:52What is the topic that we all love?
18:54Winning?
18:55I mean, that too.
18:57This is a non-casino related topic.
19:01I think you'll see where I'm going with it.
19:03It'll make us all feel a little better.
19:07So Utahbug5198 asks,
19:12if each of you had a dog,
19:14what would be your top two picks for breeds
19:16and what would be two you wouldn't consider?
19:19I have a Rottweiler that is the best dog of all time.
19:21I like Rottweilers, they're nice.
19:24Vegas Matt, why don't you go ahead?
19:26Well, the only dogs we ever had were Minpins
19:29and they were really yappy and annoying
19:31when they were little, but man, did they grow on us.
19:33They lived to be 16 and 18 years old, respectively.
19:38And I think there's nothing like a dog.
19:41They're the greatest, unconditional love.
19:43I don't really know a lot about other breeds.
19:47I kind of picked them because they were small,
19:49so there wouldn't be a lot of big, gross poop to pick up.
19:51Like I wouldn't want to have a Great Dane, you know?
19:54Okay.
19:55Yeah, that's just some monstrous poops to clean up.
19:58And then also, they didn't have a lot of hair,
20:02so they're not gonna shed everywhere.
20:03Okay, they're hypoallergenic.
20:04Yeah, that was my logic, but I don't know.
20:07I know you have a dog and you have an opinion
20:10on this matter.
20:11I mean, I'm a big dog person.
20:13I like dogs in general.
20:16I have kind of a soft spot for bigger dogs
20:19like Golden Retrievers, Australian Shepherds,
20:23German Shepherds.
20:24I like the Rottweiler that the person who wrote it asked
20:28that I mentioned.
20:29I just like dogs.
20:31W2.
20:32This machine's a dog.
20:33Yeah, dogs are the best.
20:37English Bulldogs are by far my favorite.
20:39They're so cute.
20:40I would consider a Golden Retriever as well,
20:42although I don't have a dog right now.
20:43If I were to get one,
20:44it would almost certainly be an English Bulldog.
20:47Probably would not consider a Pit Bull.
20:50Come on!
20:51Oh, I found it.
20:52Or a, I probably wouldn't consider a Chinese Crested
20:56just because they're not particularly aesthetically.
20:59Oh!
21:00Unbelievable, $25,000 later.
21:04I should have had that idea earlier.
21:05The image is 15,000, by the way.
21:07But yeah, but another 10.
21:09So it's really, we're in this machine, 25.
21:12There you go, $500 bill.
21:16Never fails.
21:17Just get the grand,
21:18so we're halfway back to even on this game.
21:23You think we're gonna get one more?
21:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:28Oh, all right, we're staying alive.
21:33Let's get a big one.
21:35All right, I saw the miner.
21:37How about a $20,000 ball?
21:40Maybe it's finally broken the seal,
21:42just to start pissing money.
21:46Boom, come on!
21:48Aw!
21:49Well, it's a start.
21:51So that's 500 twice.
21:53That's a couple grand.
21:55All right, 3,100.
21:57Let's see, we're almost winning on this buy-in.
21:59Wow.
22:02Well, let's hope that's the beginning of a reigning money.
22:07I think it's hopefully gonna start paying now.
22:11Are we committed to this or what?
22:14I think we should.
22:15Okay.
22:17Plus, I wanna learn what your two picks would be
22:20and your two that you would never pick for dogs.
22:22Well, two picks.
22:25Min Pin, I loved our dog, so they have a special place.
22:30Phoebe and Joey?
22:31Phoebe and Joey, yeah.
22:32I remember, I babysat them
22:35when you guys were out of town one time.
22:37Oh, did you?
22:37Yeah.
22:38How'd they behave?
22:39They were great.
22:40They were old then, right?
22:41Yeah.
22:42But I remember I had to get up early in the morning,
22:43drive over to your house.
22:46And then, I'm a big Golden Retriever fan as well.
22:51When I was a kid, our next door neighbor
22:53had a dog named Spirit.
22:58Oh, I remember Spirit.
22:59The Wits.
23:00Yeah.
23:02Spirit.
23:03Spirit was cool.
23:04Yeah.
23:06I don't have two that I would never consider.
23:09I just like them all.
23:10Yeah, I like all dogs.
23:11But you gotta pick your two
23:13you'd be least likely to get.
23:15I know, you're led to like all dogs
23:17and say I'd probably never get a Boxer or whatever.
23:20Or a Blue Heeler or whatever.
23:23Blue Heelers are great.
23:25They're very energetic.
23:26I like German Shepherds.
23:27How about the Commodores?
23:29I don't even know what those are.
23:30They're like walking mops.
23:33Oh yeah, those are cute.
23:35There's none that are kind of on your least favorite list.
23:39French Bulldog.
23:40The dog that my sister has is probably one
23:41that I would steer clear of.
23:42What's like a Greyhound, Minpin mix?
23:45Oh yeah, the Greyhound is just a standout.
23:47That dog is the worst.
23:48It's got so much energy.
23:49It's a little tiny Greyhound.
23:50It's not like a full-size Greyhound.
23:52I've had friends who had rescue Greyhounds
23:54and they were the sweetest, most loyal dogs.
23:58A lot of people don't like Dalmatians.
24:00Oh really?
24:01From what I hear.
24:02Aren't they pretty mean?
24:03Or they're not the smartest dogs when they're mean.
24:06I don't know much about it.
24:07Really, I've never had that experience.
24:10I mean, I've only had a hundred of them maybe.
24:12You guys owe me a hundred bucks each, right?
24:14If I ever get to 101 Dalmatians,
24:17maybe I'll have a different opinion.
24:18Come on.
24:19Yeah, I see what you did there.
24:21Yeah, we do owe you a hundred bucks.
24:22I didn't even realize we made that bet today.
24:24That felt like it was three days ago.
24:26I mean, do you think that's cruel of me to think that way?
24:29Oh boy.
24:30So we've essentially committed ourselves
24:31to this stupid counter, right?
24:32Because we've played for so long without getting a bonus?
24:34Yeah, sure.
24:36Fire it in there.
24:38Yeah.
24:40Yeah.
24:42So you won 200 bucks, EJ.
24:43How about that?
24:44Yeah, I'm very happy about that.
24:45You guys want to run it back or no?
24:47Yeah, sure.
24:49There you go.
24:50Fire it in there.
24:50Fire it back in there.
24:5270 bucks.
24:55All right, come on.
24:56It was supposed to start giving us bonuses now.
24:5920 bucks.
25:02We have had some of our biggest losses on this game.
25:04Yeah, we have.
25:10It has to be just because we had such huge wins on it.
25:13I mean, it's just got to be just as volatile as can be.
25:17Should we run it back?
25:18I think W2 is.
25:19Are you?
25:20I'm in, yeah, let's go.
25:24Coin.
25:25Hey!
25:25Oh!
25:26There you go.
25:27Nice.
25:28Money back.
25:30All right, is there a choice here or?
25:32No, but this is your $16,000 bonus, WBG.
25:36We're playing 10 lines, I believe, right now.
25:38So we need multipliers.
25:40Let's enjoy it.
25:42So far, it's real enjoyable.
25:44Oh, it's fantastic.
25:49Oh!
25:52How am I?
25:53Last spin?
25:54Total disaster.
25:55Lasted thing.
25:57That's awful.
26:00God.
26:03I would say you underperformed.
26:06Yeah, a little bit, huh?
26:08You overbet the machine and underperformed on the bonus.
26:10Well, I do feel that that is in play here
26:12because it's a small grand.
26:15It seems like a low-limit, high-limit machine.
26:19Oh!
26:20That would've been helpful.
26:22Oh, we could've triggered with that.
26:23Yeah, we're in that range now
26:25where when you land a ball on the screen,
26:27you have a decent chance of triggering with it.
26:31Well, we're in that range now
26:32where we're gonna need more money.
26:34Yeah, that's unfortunate.
26:36So, we're losing 15 right now.
26:40Yes.
26:42And it would be 25
26:43if we hadn't had that beautiful Baccarat hand.
26:45Also correct.
26:46Yeah.
26:48Come on.
26:49Do we need a tiebreaker bet, EJ?
26:52Yeah, I'm happy with that, yeah.
26:53In, let's do it.
26:56WBG?
26:57I'm in.
26:58Inage is now 20,000.
26:59Oh my.
27:00Unbelievably.
27:01And we won a $10,000 hand.
27:02That's crazy.
27:04Yeah, that is crazy.
27:04That is firing it in there.
27:06So, just on this machine, we're in $30,000.
27:10Yeah, a lot of money.
27:11Is it due?
27:12Oh, yes!
27:13Oh!
27:14That would've been good.
27:15So, same way on the side bet.
27:17Yeah.
27:21Yeah, that $10,000 ball would've been good.
27:23That triple major would've been good.
27:25A lot of things that would've been good.
27:26How about we get something that is actually good?
27:30What do you guys think about that idea?
27:31I think a bunch of times twos in the bonus.
27:32Five of a kind times two wilds.
27:35Yeah, let's get that.
27:36That must be hard to get.
27:38I recall we've gotten quite a few sandos
27:40on the coin bonus on this.
27:42This game is just stupid volatile.
27:45It can be so good.
27:46Well, we lost 50 grand on this game, didn't we, one time?
27:50Oh, there it is!
27:51Oh, you idiot!
27:54And who cares if I say that?
27:55There's nothing more appropriate
27:57than calling that machine an idiot right there.
28:00Yes.
28:01Oh, $10,000 ball and five.
28:02Any time you can call an inanimate object an idiot,
28:05I think you should.
28:08At least we're starting to see some signs of life, you know?
28:12Yeah, there's something on there, right?
28:14We're seeing majors and 10Ks.
28:15Well, I mean, for the first $20,000,
28:17I didn't see anything.
28:19Okay.
28:20Come on!
28:21Yes!
28:22Hey!
28:22Thank you, E.J.
28:24Now, do we get more games because of that?
28:25No, more money.
28:26$10,000.
28:27But let's think about this.
28:28Enjoy this is what he's trying to say.
28:31Think about it.
28:33All right, let's enjoy this.
28:34Five of a kind with big multipliers.
28:38Anything?
28:44Three of a kind tens times two.
28:49Nothing times two.
28:51Nothing times two.
28:55Tens.
28:56Five tens!
28:56That's good.
28:57Times two times two times two.
28:58That's really good, right?
28:59How much?
29:01Our buy-in.
29:03All right, that's better.
29:07All right!
29:08We needed it.
29:09Yeah.
29:10All right.
29:11Well, that was better.
29:12You know, if we get it back up to $10,000,
29:15we could always...
29:16Quiz.
29:17Yeah, we could always just run that Baccarat hand back.
29:21Oh, I loved winning that Baccarat hand.
29:23Yeah, that was huge.
29:24That definitely pulled me out of the depths of despair.
29:28And I was already seeing it play out.
29:29We were gonna lose.
29:30That was good.
29:32One more.
29:32Wow.
29:33That's about our 10th five.
29:35That moves the free feature along, that's good.
29:39So this needs to look like 25, you say?
29:4220.
29:4220, oh, that's not bad.
29:44It's definitely not our worst on this.
29:46No.
29:48But backing out the 10K for Baccarat
29:50might be our worst on this.
29:51Maybe for those who...
29:52In terms of bets.
29:54For those who aren't familiar with this.
29:55Oh, man, a Shevitz.
29:59Yeah, the free feature is something
30:01that we feel we've committed ourselves to.
30:03You can see it there in the top right.
30:04Well, we said in the beginning we weren't going to.
30:06Yeah, but then we moved it all the way.
30:08Yeah.
30:09All that way.
30:09Every time one of the phoenixes appear on the screen,
30:13that counter...
30:13Those things?
30:14Oh.
30:15The counter advances one, and it's a must hit by 1888.
30:19So it frequently gets advanced by five and a spin.
30:23Yeah.
30:26We have gotten five a lot now.
30:27At first, we weren't getting five a lot.
30:29Now, I just want one of those 20,000 balls
30:32with six, please.
30:34And when you get the free feature,
30:35it's one of the lock and hold.
30:37It is guaranteed.
30:38It's not free games.
30:39It's always hold and spin.
30:43Oh!
30:44Max minus one special.
30:45If we could just...
30:46Can we just get paid on five, please?
30:49In a roundabout way, you do, just not a lot.
30:54Because eventually getting five
30:56will lead to the free feature,
30:57and then...
30:59Anyway, you know where I'm going with that.
31:01Invaluable meter rise.
31:03I'm down 200 now, by the way.
31:04We don't, we do not have a pending side bet.
31:08No.
31:09So you're quitting while you're behind?
31:11Yeah.
31:13I just want to clarify.
31:14Ways are wilds there.
31:17For the stats team, I want to make it clear for them.
31:20I know how this goes.
31:21If EJ's bowing out, that means we're bound
31:22to get the fiery money phoenixes here shortly.
31:27In our Discord, we keep track of all kinds
31:29of crazy stats, side bets,
31:31how many times Matt says fired in there,
31:33things like that.
31:34We do?
31:34Yeah, we do.
31:35On fired, there's a fired in there counter?
31:37Oh yeah, there's a link to join the Discord
31:39in the description of this video.
31:42Come on.
31:46I like that four-coiner bonus that we had.
31:48Yeah, that was good.
31:49We really just need to fade the reload.
32:00We need to fade that by a long shot.
32:02Yeah, we need another bonus.
32:06A big one too.
32:08I think a $20,000 ball's coming our way.
32:10How awesome will that be after all of this?
32:12Should we go crazy and go five lines?
32:15To try and really fire it up there?
32:20Do you think that changes the machine's mood about paying?
32:23Oh, look at that.
32:26Look at that.
32:28It's just catastrophic.
32:31It's showing up though.
32:32Yeah.
32:33I mean, eventually we'll trigger with it.
32:36If it keeps showing up.
32:38Well, let's just not trigger with that.
32:42Or that.
32:44Yeah, now we're kind of anti-sweating it.
32:46I mean, we'd take it though.
32:47I mean.
32:48Sure.
32:49We would take a bonus with the small school,
32:51but not the free feature.
32:52That's what I'm saying.
32:53Don't trigger with the feature with that.
32:56We want it to trigger with a big school.
32:58It's kind of like lowering your bet in blackjack.
33:02And not wanting to get a blackjack.
33:04Yeah, that's the word.
33:05Oh.
33:07Whacker.
33:09Man, a lot of teasage going on here.
33:15200 for that.
33:16Come on.
33:23Let's get another black.
33:24Oh, there we go.
33:25There we don't go.
33:26Oh, look, block all the wilds, why don't you?
33:30Do you think that's intentional?
33:31Oh yes.
33:33Really?
33:34They have bonus blocker technology
33:35that they incorporate into the machine.
33:37Oh, that's kind of like anti-stain technology.
33:39Exactly.
33:40It's like built in.
33:42Yeah, they patented it.
33:43You can go look it up.
33:44Bonus blocker technology.
33:45Bonus blocker technology, as far as we're concerned.
33:51Three of a kind, 180.
33:54A lot of time getting excited about that.
33:57I like that 10 is times two, times two, times two, though.
34:00That looks good.
34:01Come on, people.
34:04I think we gotta go to 10 lines.
34:05It's going too fast.
34:07Get three games to go.
34:13I mean, 10 lines probably pays pretty good.
34:15Let's go.
34:17Yeah, 10's not bad.
34:23There's just not much going on with this game, is there?
34:28No.
34:31So 20,000 looks like 2,000 at the moment, huh?
34:35Yeah.
34:37We need a really big bonus here, please.
34:41God, just, come on.
34:45It's like the watch pot that's not boiling.
34:49We're pocket watching the machine?
34:52It's funny, because I've, you know,
34:54it feels like it can't hit,
34:55so I've been least expecting it without even trying,
34:58and even that's not working.
34:59Well, it's like when I got that Royal Flush,
35:01we were totally just, you know,
35:02just not even paying attention practically to the game,
35:05and then it just came.
35:05Oh, it was so beautiful.
35:07Yeah, but right now we're paying way too much attention
35:10to this machine, so it's a complete disaster.
35:14So you're saying a watch slot never boils,
35:16or never bonuses?
35:16That is what I am saying.
35:20That would've been good.
35:26All our money just went away.
35:33Come on.
35:37Boil.
35:40Feel more like the boiling frog here.
35:45Ah, well, last spin Johnson, no.
35:49So, 35,000.
35:5125,000.
35:52Well, in this machine, 35,000, less 10,000,
35:56so we're in 25,000.
36:00The time we lost 50,000, we were betting 200.
36:03Yeah.
36:04So this is worse than that.
36:07Let's just get a big, beautiful buffalo spin.
36:09Oh no, the end is just 25 now, right?
36:10Oh, of course.
36:12Oh, of course.
36:14Imagine that, five.
36:15Yeah, but he's saying on the machine,
36:17because of the Baccarat.
36:18Oh, I see, gotcha.
36:19Yeah, but this machine has eaten $35,000.
36:21You're absolutely right.
36:22420, he blazed it.
36:23And that's on $100 a spin.
36:25We lost 50 on $200 spin,
36:27which is like our world record bad, so this is...
36:31So I'm hearing you say we should've been
36:32playing 200 a spin today.
36:34I'm saying, I'm like, this machine has really
36:37lost its luster with me.
36:40I mean, it's just way too expensive.
36:43There's a chance we never play it again after this.
36:45We might fire it.
36:46Yeah, fire it out of there on Friday.
36:48Fire our machine Friday.
36:57It looked good, 110 bucks worth.
37:01Hey!
37:01Yeah!
37:02Hey!
37:03Good thing you didn't run back that bet, EJ.
37:05I was shocked when that one dropped.
37:07Absolutely shocked.
37:08Come on.
37:10Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
37:12Blocker.
37:15Nice blocker again.
37:19Hey!
37:21That's six more, or six?
37:22Oh yeah.
37:23Six?
37:24Yeah, that's good.
37:26All right.
37:27And $200 in valuable dollars.
37:34Oh!
37:35Oh!
37:36That's massive, guys.
37:38Yes!
37:38How much is that?
37:39A lot.
37:41I wish we were playing five lines.
37:42Yeah, that would have been huge.
37:44Idiot.
37:45It's okay.
37:46All right, we'll take it.
37:50They're gonna make it.
37:52Let's just do that again.
37:53Oh!
37:55Now this game is so volatile.
38:01Oh.
38:03Come on, worse than five of a kind.
38:06Still got two games.
38:11Nothing there.
38:13Something.
38:14Nothing.
38:15All right.
38:17$9,080.
38:19We needed that.
38:20$13,230 of $25.
38:22$1,671 on the counter.
38:25Oh, get back, get back.
38:26Yes!
38:27Oh my God.
38:29You just gotta, as long as you never run out of money,
38:31you know.
38:32We're never out of there.
38:32To be fair, we did run out of money.
38:34Yeah.
38:35Thanks, W2, for backing us up.
38:38Sponsoring ya.
38:41Come on.
38:44Okay, come on.
38:45Let's not get too excited.
38:48Okay, yeah, that's four of a kind trees and nines.
38:55Nothing.
38:56Something good here.
38:57Come on, something good.
38:57Coin, coin!
38:59No!
38:59Oh, darn it.
39:03All right.
39:04I'll do it again.
39:05Is it heating up, or what's the story here?
39:07I bet you we don't have to rebuy before the free feature.
39:11I think that's a very strong bet by you.
39:13You wanna place any money on it, or?
39:15What kind of odds are you weighing me here?
39:16Come on.
39:17I wasn't born yesterday.
39:18Four to one.
39:19I bet you have my 100 versus your four.
39:22Really?
39:23On reload?
39:23Yeah.
39:24No way.
39:25Oh, five.
39:26I don't wanna do that.
39:27That's not fair.
39:28All right.
39:28Well, cause here's the thing.
39:29If you just stop getting the phoenixes,
39:30you're gonna also lose a lot.
39:31Like, you know what I mean?
39:33Hey!
39:34Hey!
39:34We got the phoenixes.
39:35I didn't think it was fair.
39:38I'm not gonna take it.
39:38Oh, I think I was hoping for this.
39:40So we would have preferred a bigger school there.
39:42Well, it's not, you don't know until you know.
39:45We should know now.
39:46Ah, now we know.
39:47Flash of hope.
39:48Now you know.
39:49No reason we can't get a triple major.
39:58Come on.
40:02Come on.
40:03Something.
40:05Yes.
40:05Oh my God.
40:07I thought it was gonna sando us.
40:09Where's the 10,000 ball?
40:11Come on.
40:11There it is.
40:12Is it there?
40:13Yeah.
40:14It was in there.
40:15Yeah, but we didn't get it.
40:17Even the small schools on this
40:19can have some like 5Xs and stuff.
40:21Yeah.
40:28All right.
40:29Enough of those hundreds.
40:30Let's do something good.
40:31Come on.
40:36Enough hundreds, I said.
40:39Something big.
40:41One biggin'.
40:44All right, something.
40:45I'll even take a hundred here.
40:46Boom.
40:48Ah, terrible.
40:50Terrible.
40:51Good thing we traced that.
40:52Yeah, right?
40:54The good news is, we got it.
40:57Well, less than a $10,000 disaster.
41:03I mean, after all that,
41:04that's not the worst I've ever seen.
41:06I know what you're thinking.
41:08Thinking, oh, Baccarat again, huh?
41:12Halftime report, or well, fourth quarter report.
41:16Get even or get even worse.
41:18Let's have lightning strike twice.
41:20And when I say lightning strike,
41:21I mean like a really nice little ray of sunshine lightning,
41:24not like a crack your head open
41:26I don't even know what happens
41:27when you get struck by lightning.
41:28Luckily, I've never been struck by lightning.
41:30Let me rephrase this.
41:31We're gonna win a second get even or get even worse.
41:33We're down about what, $10,000?
41:3594.60.
41:36We're down 94.60.
41:37So are we betting 10, so we book a win,
41:39or are we betting 94.60?
41:39It's commissioned, so we're betting 10.
41:41Oh, betting 10, so we'll end up being about even.
41:43All right, I see what you're doing here.
41:45All right, fingers crossed.
41:47Baccarat coming up.
41:48$10,000 hand of Baccarat to win $40 on the day.
41:52I got the lucky duck right there.
41:54Let's go.
41:55All right, lucky duck.
41:55That is a very small duck.
41:57Now there's-
41:58It's a very lucky duck.
41:59Very lucky duck.
42:00This is commissioned.
42:00Small but powerful.
42:02Small but mighty.
42:03I'll be very happy to pay the commission.
42:05Natural nine for us.
42:07All right, let's look at one of ours.
42:10A little natural seven.
42:11Is he one of yours?
42:12One of yours?
42:13Oh no.
42:14Oh, that's a terrible card.
42:15There's?
42:16Let's see the other one.
42:17Reduce, reduce, reduce, reduce, reduce.
42:18A two, a two, a two.
42:19Oh.
42:20Two, two, two, two, two.
42:21Three.
42:23Oh.
42:24Brutal.
42:25All right.
42:27Well, that did not go well.
42:29The lucky duck.
42:31I'm gonna make Peking duck out of that little bastard.
42:37Yeah, so $19,460 of firing it in there.
42:41Well, that blew up right in our face.
42:44Brutal, brutal loss.
42:46Not good.
42:47Don't know what else to say.
42:49We did fire it in there.
42:51It is Friday, but we got wrecked.
42:55You know, sometimes when I get wrecked,
42:57I just don't have a lot of really exciting things to say.
42:59Now, WBG, he's probably thinking about like rose petals
43:02and unicorns over here.
43:05Yeah, I mean, he doesn't, he don't care in the least bit.
43:07I really gotta work on that,
43:08and I'm just doing an awful job on my New Year's resolution
43:12because I hate losing 20 grand.
43:15Still, to this day, WBG, I don't know,
43:17maybe after years and years and years of losing,
43:20he's just accepted it, and every once in a while, you win.
43:25So let's hope that that's what happens tomorrow,
43:27and I hope to see you there.
43:28So tomorrow, we will fire it in there again.
43:32Maybe not quite as hard,
43:33because if it backfires, you get gunpowder on your face,
43:37and it burns, and you end up in a burn ward,
43:39and it's just a terrible thing.
43:40I feel like I should be hospitalized
43:42for a couple days after that.
43:43That was a brutal, it was like a bomb going off.
43:45A complete and utter disaster.
43:47Phoenix Link, enough about that.
43:50All right, we'll see ya.