Coronation Street S66 Ep26 (Mar 03 2025) 03/03/25
Coronation Street S66 E26
Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 26 - Monday 3rd March 2025
Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 26 - 03 /03/ 2025
Coronation Street S66 E26
Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 26 - Monday 3rd March 2025
Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 26 - 03 /03/ 2025
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00:00🎵
00:23🎵 Door opens 🎵
00:26Ouch.
00:28I see you've been making friends again.
00:30How's your dad?
00:31Yeah, yeah, he's good.
00:33Should be home later on today.
00:35When's Max's thing?
00:37Yeah, same.
00:39Today. He got sentenced.
00:41Well, I hope it goes alright for yous.
00:43Or as well as something like that, can you?
00:48Well, his defence barrister said he's a Category 2,
00:51so hopefully he'll get a low sentence.
00:53You'd better make a move unless you want to get a caught in your trackies.
00:56I've not finished my breakfast yet.
01:00You go, I'll follow you on.
01:02No, I'll wait for you.
01:04I don't need looking after.
01:06You sure about that?
01:07Just go. I'll meet you at the flat.
01:10Right, don't be late.
01:14Have you got a big screwdriver?
01:17That didn't sound right, did it?
01:20Oh, yeah, well, you must have left it when you were fixing my cupboard.
01:22Yeah, it's great. It's good, isn't it?
01:25All right, well, I'll, er... I'll keep it to one side for you.
01:28Yep. All right. See you. Bye. Bye.
01:32Er, Ronnie's left some stuff, so he's gonna pop round at some point to get it.
01:35Right.
01:36Right. Are you ready for the off?
01:38Have you got any more therapy sessions booked in?
01:41Not at the moment, no.
01:42But I am thinking of sending you and Tim to couples therapy.
01:46I don't know what's going on with you two, but I hope you're gonna say sorry to him.
01:50For crying out loud.
01:55Are you gonna go over there and apologise?
01:57Me, apologise?
01:59Did you hear what he said to me?
02:01Anybody else, I'd have knocked him out.
02:03It's a good job he's got cancer.
02:04What?!
02:05Actually, that sounded better in my head.
02:07Do you know, I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna invite them for dinner tonight.
02:11What, Kevin and Abi?
02:12Yes. Well, if you're not gonna go over there, I'm gonna have to invite them here, aren't I?
02:16Well, you shouldn't need inviting.
02:17You should have been round here first thing this morning on bended knees.
02:19He's got a bad back.
02:21And I'm gonna invite Debbie and Ronnie as well, so it's not too awkward.
02:25Do we have to do this?
02:26Yes, we do.
02:27Can't we just go to the pub or something? You know I don't like dinner parties.
02:29It's being such a social butterfly, the things that keeps you going.
02:33Well, don't be sitting me next to Kev.
02:35That's exactly where you'll be sitting, what are you, six years old?
02:39You and Kevin are gonna nip this thing in the bud, do you hear me?
02:46Yeah.
02:51Oh, don't ask.
02:54Right, well, I just bumped into Shona.
02:56Should we share a taxi to court?
02:59Yeah, thanks.
03:01You could do with someone being there.
03:04You are going, are you?
03:08You're not going to court?
03:11I can't face it.
03:14What you on about?
03:18I'm not much use, best of times.
03:20I'm not going to do him any favours, turning up looking like this, am I?
03:23He needs you.
03:24He needs me.
03:25I'm the reason he's in there.
03:27I can't do anything about it, so what's the point of going?
03:31The point is, David, you're his dad.
03:35And he'd want you there.
03:37What, to watch him get sent down?
03:39If that's what it takes, then yeah.
03:42He's your son.
03:57Don't run, you're just going to embarrass yourself.
04:01What do you want?
04:04Let's just say I've got a little job for you.
04:06A job?
04:08Let's just say he's a mutual friend.
04:12Yesterday wasn't enough.
04:16What's it going to take to get Harvey off my back?
04:21Ooh, that's gorgeous, thank you.
04:23You're very welcome.
04:25Well, it'll make a change from the smelling of stale beer.
04:28Not that I've got to worry about that for too much longer.
04:31What?
04:33Daniel is going to pay off the debt to Carla for us, right?
04:36But him and Daisy are forcing me to take my name off the deeds.
04:39Next thing you know, I'll be out of my ear.
04:41They wouldn't do that.
04:43Have you met Daisy?
04:45Happy birthday!
04:50Can I have the evening off?
04:52Talk about giving me one hand and then taking with the other.
04:55Oh, you don't look a day over 40.
04:58Fine, but you're going to have to find somebody to cover for you.
05:01It pops up.
05:03Whoa!
05:05Yes, it does, doesn't it? You're not kidding, it nearly had my eye out.
05:07Oh, look, showing it to you.
05:09Oh, what did Daisy get you?
05:12Don't tell me she forgot your birthday.
05:14You started falling out again, have you?
05:16No.
05:18You're like Joan Crawford in Bette Davis shoes.
05:20We're fine.
05:22Oh, here's Bette now. She hasn't forgotten.
05:24Hi, Rita.
05:26Hello, hello.
05:28Everything OK?
05:30Yeah, yeah, oh, good.
05:33Oh.
05:35She's going to give it to you later.
05:39It's a long time since I saw one of them.
05:47How are you feeling?
05:49Not too bad.
05:51It's going to feel a lot better when Nurse Ratched's behind bars.
05:53We'll be in touch.
05:55Look after yourself.
05:59Ken! Lovely to see you back on your feet.
06:02Lovely to be back on my feet.
06:04I'll pop round later.
06:06I'm working on a model battleship at the moment.
06:08I'll bring it round.
06:10Yeah, I don't think he could stand the excitement.
06:16We meet again, Mr Bond.
06:18Helga Brant, you'll never get away with that.
06:20My name's Mary.
06:22Mary Goodhead.
06:26I think it's good night.
06:28Shall we stop this now?
06:30I'm staying at Eileen's.
06:32How long are you here for?
06:34We'll see.
06:36Listen, I don't know if you've got any plans for tonight.
06:38Aren't we going for that coffee, Brian?
06:40Because you know how busy they get at lunchtime.
06:42I'll let you go.
06:46I was just going to ask her to come for a drink later.
06:48You should never go back, Brian.
06:50It's like reading a book that you've read before.
06:52But what if it's a good book?
06:54But you already know how it's going to end.
06:56It's still not picking up.
06:58What did he say to you exactly?
07:00Just that he'd catch me up.
07:04He said he wasn't sure if he was going to make it.
07:06I knew I shouldn't have left without him.
07:08What if something's happened to him?
07:10Hey.
07:16Where's David?
07:18Took his shirt in.
07:20Yeah, where is he?
07:22He'll be here, Max.
07:26What's happened to you, Aaron?
07:30Oh, don't worry about it. It's fine.
07:32We all love you.
07:34Love you too. I'll call you later, Dad.
07:38All rise.
07:40Don't shoot him.
07:48We're out of lemons.
07:50Do my ankles look swollen?
07:52Do you fancy nibbling to devs?
07:54What's wrong with his ankles?
07:56Well, you went out this morning.
07:58I feel like I need to be tipped upside down.
08:00Well, I can see you're very busy.
08:04I've got something for you, actually.
08:06Oh.
08:08No, that's a present for Bertie.
08:10This is for you.
08:12Adam's drawn up a transfer thing to get your name off the deeds.
08:14You've just got to sign it.
08:16I can't believe you're doing this to me.
08:18We're going round in circles here, Jen.
08:20If you don't want to sign it, why don't you stamp it
08:22with your cloven hoof?
08:24I'll go get those lemons.
08:30Someone here to see you.
08:34Oh, you've not come to have a go, have you?
08:36I'm so sorry, Kev.
08:38But you're going to get through this.
08:40And if there's anything I can do...
08:42Yeah, thanks.
08:44I was just wondering,
08:46what are you both up to tonight?
08:48Not a lot.
08:50I was, for something to eat and a few drinks.
08:52Has he sent you over?
08:54No.
08:56So, what about it?
08:58I don't like dinner parties.
09:00That's just what Tim said.
09:02Oh, he's not a complete idiot, then.
09:06They're as bad as each other.
09:08Can't let them carry on like this.
09:10Tim hasn't got many mates,
09:12can't afford to lose any.
09:14And Kevin needs all the friends around him
09:16at a time like this.
09:18Go back to work.
09:20See you in a bit.
09:22I'm going to invite Debbie and Ronnie.
09:24We'll be there. We're going.
09:26What time do you want us?
09:28Mr Turner, please stand.
09:34I'm satisfied,
09:36due to the very high value
09:38of damage caused,
09:40that this is a category one
09:42offence.
09:44There are,
09:46however, a number of mitigating factors
09:48that I've had to consider.
09:50Your young age,
09:52the fact you pleaded
09:54guilty,
09:56and the fact that you have shown remorse
09:58that appears to be genuine.
10:02However, I cannot ignore
10:04the aggravating factors
10:06in this case.
10:08The planning involved,
10:10the use of an accelerant,
10:12the fact that the fire
10:14could have easily spread to neighbouring properties.
10:16And by far
10:18the most serious factor,
10:20multiple people
10:22were indebted.
10:26I also note that you
10:28were subject to a suspended sentence
10:30order at the time.
10:34After credit for your
10:36guilty plea,
10:38the sentence I arrive at
10:40is six and a half
10:42years in prison.
11:04Right,
11:06so we've got aspirin,
11:08to stop you getting blood clots.
11:10Satins, they're for cholesterol.
11:14Anti-platelets, don't know what they're for.
11:16Have I forgotten anything?
11:18No wonder I don't rattle.
11:20Eh, Cassie would have had a field day with this lot.
11:24Maybe I should write up a little timetable,
11:26stop us getting confused.
11:28I'm not a child.
11:30Oh, come in. I thought it was another delivery.
11:36Your mum ordered two
11:38smoothie makers.
11:40Yeah, actually that's why we're here.
11:42You want a smoothie maker?
11:44No, to apologise.
11:46Ken, I'm so sorry.
11:48How are you feeling?
11:50I'm OK.
11:52I'm not even going to try and defend her because I can't.
11:54But I promise you I will pay back
11:56every single penny that she stole.
11:58You really don't have to do that.
12:00No, I do. And it's not because
12:02I want you to forgive her, because I don't.
12:04Yeah, just
12:06hand what she stole from you and let us know, OK?
12:08Thanks.
12:10We'll leave you to it.
12:14How is she?
12:16What, my mum?
12:18I don't know
12:20and I don't care.
12:22I've kicked her out.
12:24Not before time.
12:26What?
12:36Where did you get her?
12:38You didn't buy Jenny anything
12:40for her birthday.
12:42I forgot. There's always next year.
12:44Look, I know you two
12:46aren't getting on, but you can't miss her birthday.
12:48That's just petty.
12:50I didn't mean to. I genuinely forgot.
12:52Well, go get something now.
12:54Are you not sick
12:56of being at each other's throats all the time?
12:58Go on.
13:00Be the bigger person. I'll cover for you.
13:06Where's she going?
13:08Oh, just probably nipping out
13:10for something. Out?
13:12Unbelievable.
13:14Are you doing anything later?
13:16I shall probably just
13:18sit in the bath and have a good cry.
13:20That's the spirit.
13:22That's the spirit.
13:24Hey, Daisy about?
13:26You just missed her. You could probably still catch her.
13:28No, it's fine. I just wanted to give her a charge.
13:30Go and get back to work.
13:32Daniel.
13:36You know what she's doing, don't you?
13:38Getting you to take my name off the deed
13:40and going behind my back.
13:42What, you mean like you're going behind her back right now?
13:44She's not doing this for you or for Bertie.
13:46She's just trying to have a go at me.
13:48So watch yourself, because she will be next.
13:50Listen, I know exactly what she's doing.
13:52There's no secrets between us.
13:54Is that what she said when she was
13:56carrying on with Ryan?
13:58I also know what you're trying to do, so pack it in.
14:00It's my son's money that's
14:02going into this pub, so it's only right that it's mine
14:04and Daisy's name on the deeds.
14:06I think that's fair, don't you?
14:12Were you really not going to come?
14:14I thought something had happened to you.
14:20David.
14:24Six and a half years.
14:26I know.
14:28It's a third of his life.
14:30Yeah, but he won't serve all that, will he?
14:32He won't have to serve any of it if you haven't told him to hand himself in.
14:34Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is my fault, isn't it?
14:36Eh?
14:38Oh, I love you, David, but you're an absolute idiot.
14:40All right?
14:42You were the one that stole the proceeds
14:44of an armed robbery from a gangster.
14:46That's what led to today.
14:48That's why your son's in prison.
14:52Look, maybe if I spoke to Adam,
14:54see how the transfer request is coming along.
14:56Can't come soon enough.
14:58That's all you need to worry about.
15:00Oh, I am trying.
15:02Yeah, well, I'm off to the pub.
15:04Oh, yeah, get wasted. That'll really help.
15:08We've got nothing
15:10in for your tea. Nothing you're
15:12allowed to eat. Anyway, they gave me
15:14this list of heart-healthy food.
15:16I'll get Steve
15:18to go out later.
15:20Dad.
15:22Dad!
15:24What? What are you doing?
15:26I thought you were...
15:28Oh, look,
15:30I was just having a little think.
15:32Well, can you think with your eyes open?
15:34Oh, that's how the future's going to be,
15:36is it? Every time I close my eyes,
15:38they're going to be giving me CPR.
15:40I'm worried about you.
15:42If you carry on like that,
15:44you're going to have a coronary.
15:46What were you thinking about?
15:48I decided
15:50I'm not going to press charges
15:52against Cassie.
15:54You are joking.
15:56Look, she's lost everything.
15:58I don't see the point in taking it any further.
16:00She was drugging you.
16:02Yeah, which isn't going to be an easy thing to prove, is it?
16:04And I don't want to put myself
16:06through the stress of having to be in court.
16:08The only thing wrong with your heart
16:10is that it bleeds too much.
16:12You've always been a soft touch.
16:14I haven't forgiven Cassie.
16:18I just think it's best for everybody.
16:20I'll bring Tyrone
16:22and tell him I'm dropping the charges.
16:24And I've made up my mind
16:26so don't try and talk me out of it.
16:36The eternal question,
16:38isn't it?
16:40No offence, Billy, but I'm not in the mood for sermons.
16:42Shall I have another pint
16:44or shall I go home?
16:46What, that's the eternal question?
16:48Billy!
16:50Well, that's it. I'll have another pint.
16:52Please, Lord, make me good.
16:54Just not yet.
16:56Is that a saying?
16:58Well, it's Saint Augustine, one of my favourite prayers.
17:00It's one of my favourites now.
17:02Shall I get you another?
17:04No, I can't. I've got to lock Sal on up.
17:06Are you all right? You seem a bit...
17:08That's cos I am a bit.
17:10Max called me Dad before
17:12and he never does that.
17:14Wasn't he being sentenced today?
17:16Is everything all right?
17:18It's about as far from all right as you can get
17:20at six and a half years.
17:22Oh, David.
17:24Oh, you must be worried sick.
17:26I haven't got no idea.
17:28I've got some idea.
17:30What, Dylan? What was he doing?
17:32I don't know. He don't tell me much.
17:34I've asked Daniel to keep an eye out
17:36for him, but anything could be happening.
17:38I thought I'd got problems.
17:42Anyway, I've come to pick up my wages.
17:44Can you cover a shift for me tonight?
17:46How do you know I've not got
17:48something important to do?
17:50Fine.
17:52I'll pop back in later. Keep you company.
17:54What was that saying?
17:56Make me good, just not today?
17:58Yeah.
18:00Perfect motto for me, look.
18:02You're not going to do anything stupid,
18:04are you?
18:06Probably.
18:08Well, again, I haven't got much choice these days.
18:12Fancy a game?
18:18More of a snook,
18:20finally.
18:26Where did you go to school?
18:28By the field.
18:30My mum and dad just moved there.
18:32We could have been in the same
18:34class if timing had been different.
18:36Yeah.
18:38How many GCSEs did you get?
18:40Nine.
18:42Good grades?
18:44Couple of sixes and sevens.
18:46Sixes and sevens? That's amazing.
18:52But this isn't school.
18:54No one gives a toss.
18:58So if you don't want to get your head kicked in,
19:00stop sucking up to the teacher.
19:04Just a bit of friendly advice, mate.
19:20Hey!
19:22Come on in.
19:24Let me take your coats.
19:26Hmm.
19:28Has it gone cold in here, or is it me?
19:30Make up with him, you big girl's blouse.
19:32You're not allowed to say that these days.
19:34Well, you're not, but I am.
19:36Oh, come on, you two.
19:38How long have you been friends?
19:40Look on these chickens.
19:42Come on.
19:44Make friends, make friends.
19:46Never, never break friends.
19:48Do you want a beer?
19:50I thought you'd never ask. You're lucky I didn't knock you out yesterday.
19:52Hey, even with chemo,
19:54I've got you on.
19:56Well, you left the door open, so...
19:58Oh, come on, then.
20:00Put your keys in the bowl.
20:02I'm joking, it's not that kind of party.
20:04Hey, you keep your hands off me, Ronnie.
20:06Hands off your what?
20:08Do you know, I knew I shouldn't have got that pampers grass.
20:10Don't worry, you're safe. There'll be no swinging in here tonight.
20:12Right, that's it, then. I'm off.
20:14Oh.
20:16Thanks for a lovely evening.
20:18Hi, love.
20:20Thanks for coming.
20:22Pleasure.
20:24You and Jack OK now?
20:26Yeah, he checked up on me today.
20:28Oh, that's nice.
20:30I still want to kill his mates.
20:32I think your dad would want to kill me if he knew I was here.
20:34I don't understand what you did wrong.
20:36It doesn't seem that bad to me.
20:38I appreciate that, love, but your moral compass is as wonky as mine.
20:40Well, whatever you did, you're still my gran,
20:42and I still want to see you.
20:44Thank you, love.
20:46Of course I do.
20:48Then my dad's going to have to lump it.
20:52Thanks, love.
20:56Here.
20:58You're lucky I bought you anything because you don't deserve it.
21:00Please, stop. I do hate it when you get all sentimental.
21:02I've just spoken to Daniel.
21:04Oh, yeah?
21:06Apparently you don't have any secrets.
21:08You just can't help it, can you? Always got to stir the pot.
21:10Me?
21:12Haven't you interfered enough?
21:16Come on.
21:24Russian blue, is it?
21:28What happened to your eye?
21:32I was jumped.
21:34Don't suppose you'd know anything about that, would you?
21:40Must have been unlucky, then.
21:42Are you all right?
21:46I don't want to have to do this.
21:50But I have to.
21:54Andy.
21:56What are you doing?
21:58Harvey wants you dead.
22:12So, what, you're in Harvey's pocket?
22:14I needed money.
22:16He was the only one willing to lend.
22:18Now...
22:20he's putting a squeeze on me.
22:22And I know what that feels like, all right?
22:24Believe me, I do.
22:26But what good is killing me going to do for him?
22:28I told him you've got life insurance.
22:30What?
22:32Surely you must have if you've got a mortgage.
22:34Well, yeah, I have.
22:36But, I mean, why did you tell...
22:38Did you realise you were putting a target...
22:40I had to give him something!
22:42He would have worked it out for himself eventually.
22:46Right.
22:48I'm sorry.
22:50No, I'm sorry, all right?
22:52I'm...
22:54I'm sorry I ever clapped eyes on that money in the first place, all right?
22:56But I did.
22:58And I'm sorry Harvey Gaskell walks the earth.
23:00So what now?
23:02Am I just going to go the same way as that lad
23:04who got stabbed round here a few week back?
23:06What?
23:08That's what I'm talking people about.
23:10It's one thing, killing him.
23:12That's not me.
23:14But how am I going to get him off my back?
23:16I don't know, but I...
23:18I know if you do kill me...
23:22..he'll have it over you forever, won't he?
23:24I mean, you'll never be rid of him.
23:26It changes nothing.
23:28Harvey still wants the insurance money.
23:30He'll just find someone else to kill you
23:32and me when he finds out I've bottled it.
23:34He won't come to that.
23:36I'm not confident.
23:38I'm going to be watching my back for the foreseeable.
23:40And if you've got any sense,
23:42you'll do the same.
23:44Cos it won't be if someone
23:46comes for you, it's when.
23:56You know how much this place means to me.
23:58How could you cut me out?
24:00Why?
24:02Explain to me why Bertie should buy you a pub.
24:04Don't give me that.
24:06This is about what you want.
24:08This is not about protecting Daniel and Bertie.
24:10They are what I want. They are my future.
24:12You are my... Past.
24:14Go on, say it.
24:16It is time I live my own life.
24:18OK? I do not want you
24:20constantly sticking your beak in
24:22and upending things.
24:24I have only ever done what I thought was best for you.
24:26All right, and what about when you told Daniel
24:28he was the father, cos you did that for your own ends?
24:30I thought he was!
24:32What is this all about? Are you chucking me out
24:34as some kind of punishment?
24:38I do not want to
24:40kick you out.
24:42But do you know what, Jen? I will,
24:44if that's what it takes to protect my family.
24:46Because Daniel, Bertie and this baby are all that matters
24:48to me now. Except it isn't
24:50his baby, is it?
24:52And no amount of your scheming
24:54will ever change that.
25:02Good work today, lads.
25:08Hey, Dylan,
25:10shall I have a word?
25:12Kyle, I have noticed that you seem to be
25:14struggling, so I wondered
25:16if you might be up for some one-on-one tutoring
25:18sessions. I could offer you a bit of a break.
25:20How would more lessons
25:22offer me a break?
25:24It would not be intensive.
25:26More like a chat.
25:28Friendlier.
25:30I'm fine, thanks.
25:32Right?
25:34OK. Well, good.
25:36I'll pass that on to your dad, shall I?
25:38He's asked me to keep an eye on you.
25:40I don't need anyone to keep an eye on me.
25:42I'm fine.
25:44Lessons finished, this is my time,
25:46so if you don't mind, sir, I'm going to go.
25:56Right, I'm going to clear all this away.
25:58Right, I'm going to clear all this away.
26:00Oh, no, no, I'll do it before bed.
26:02You all go through.
26:04I've got some after-eights later on.
26:06And there's coasters on the table.
26:08You'd better use them, otherwise I'll never eat end of it.
26:10Oh, yeah, there's nothing more annoying than
26:12a stubborn ring. I'm going to feel
26:14much happier if I can pop all this lot
26:16in your dishwasher. I'll give you a hand.
26:18Never knew you were such a new man, Kev. You'll be sticking on
26:20a penny next. Hey, I thought
26:22we could all play a little game.
26:24Oh, so you are swingers?
26:26Hey, you know, all this about
26:28pampas grass, I'm sure it's an urban
26:30myth, because my neighbour had it in her
26:32garden and she was, what, about 83?
26:34Am I
26:36missing something about pampas grass? Apparently if you've
26:38got it in front of your house, it means you're into,
26:40er, you know,
26:42gardening. Why swapping?
26:44Huh? Although
26:46in this enlightened age, I prefer
26:48husband swapping. Oh, yeah?
26:50But for swapping your husband, are you? Well, let's see
26:52the night he's young. Well, if she's younger than you, that's for sure.
26:54You better keep an eye on this one, Kev.
26:56Yeah, I might do. Hey, get those
26:58dishes down, Cinderella, or you'll never get to the ball.
27:00Right, this is a murder mystery
27:02and it's called Death on Deck.
27:04Right, we all pick
27:06a random character from that
27:08pile, and on one of the cards
27:10will be the murderer, but if it's you, just
27:12keep shtum.
27:14Bishop Mandeville.
27:16I think I'd look good with a big hat on and a robe, carrying a big
27:18stick. Crook.
27:20Not according to the card.
27:22Oh, Tim!
27:24You have to put that one down now and get another one.
27:26Oh, sorry. Defrocked in record time, eh?
27:28Yes.
27:30I'll get one for you two. Thank you.
27:32Captain Courtney Rumbles.
27:34Apparently I'm having an
27:36affair with Nurse Millicent Hathaway.
27:38Ah, that's me!
27:40So it's you two that's playing footsie under the table, was it?
27:42I told you, Kev.
27:44Come on, do you really want to be across the road,
27:46making small talk and playing charades?
27:48No.
27:50You don't even like salad. I do!
27:52Kind of. It's not the point.
27:54Would've been nice to be asked.
27:56We never get invited anywhere.
27:58Well, can you blame people? Well, my mum's
28:00a flaming poisoner. I guess not.
28:02What are you doing here?
28:04I asked her.
28:06Granny Cass has said sorry, I want her home.
28:08Hope, it's not as simple as that. You've both done
28:10stuff wrong, I'm being forgiven. Right, can you just
28:12go to your room, please? You're not being fair.
28:16We've got
28:18to stop talking. I've missed her.
28:20Missed all of you.
28:22Well, maybe you should've thought about that before you tried to kill our neighbour.
28:24I didn't! She nearly died.
28:26Look, if you think you can worm your way back in... I don't!
28:28I just...
28:30I just don't want you hating me, that's all.
28:32Well,
28:34not totally.
28:36Just one drink in the Rovers,
28:38that's all I'm asking.
28:40Please.
28:42What, and then you'll sling your hook?
28:44If that's what you want.
28:46Fine.
28:48I'll see you there later.
28:54I think you might have been
28:56in cahoots with your girlfriend, Captain Rumbold.
28:58Oh, we're lovers, not fighters.
29:00Only place I'm a killer is in the bedroom.
29:02Ain't that right, babe? Oh, absolutely, babe.
29:04Behave yourself, Captain
29:06Rummybald.
29:08OK, it's my guess,
29:10and I reckon
29:12the person who killed
29:14Admiral Lovelace with the poison tobacco,
29:16Abel Seaman Culpepper
29:18with the letter opener, and Dame Celia
29:20Broadbent with the exploding eclair
29:22is...
29:24you,
29:26Kevin Webster.
29:28Aka Rear Admiral
29:30Algernon Wilberforce.
29:32Am I right? Well, if it means
29:34I can go home, yeah.
29:36Is it you, Rear Admiral,
29:38or what? Guilty as
29:40charged. Though I'm not the only
29:42one. Oh, there's another murderer.
29:44Oh, not according to the rules, is there?
29:46Kevin, use the coaster.
29:48Just go steady, Kev, with that
29:50tail. Yeah? You're meant to be looking after
29:52yourself. Fine. I'll
29:54go home. I'm fed up
29:56of sitting here playing gooseberry.
29:58What are you talking about? Oh, I don't want to
30:00get in the way of you and Captain Rumpold.
30:02Rumbold.
30:04Hey, we're only having a laugh, mate. Oh, I'm sure
30:06you've had the right giggle. Kev, it's only
30:08a game. Do you think I'd be sat here
30:10if Ronnie were carrying on in front of me
30:12eyes? I think not. You've been absolutely
30:14ridiculous. Where's all this coming from? For trusting
30:16someone who always lets
30:18me down. I won't wait up
30:20for you. Neither should you.
30:26Sean's taking his time. I need
30:28to get away in a bit. Don't
30:30look at me to go here. Oh, don't worry,
30:32I wasn't. Stick
30:34another one in there. Oh, there
30:36happens to be a hole in that bottom.
30:38Well, if there is, you know, I am going
30:40to climb down into it.
30:42Fill her up. You're the boss?
30:44Yes.
30:46Yes, yes, I am for now.
30:48I am the headhunter.
30:50The big enchilada. Le grande
30:52fromage.
30:54That's what it says on the sign above the door.
30:56Well, not exactly. We'd have to get the sign
30:58writer out. Leave that.
31:00Do you fancy another?
31:02Yeah, go on then.
31:04Happy birthday.
31:06Is it?
31:08So says the calendar.
31:10Oh, no, no, no, I'm not taking issue
31:12with the date, just a sentence.
31:14You OK? I must have
31:16had worse birthdays, but offhand
31:18I can't think of one.
31:20Well, we're going to have to do something about that.
31:24What did you have in mind?
31:26A woman should never drink alone on her birthday.
31:28No.
31:30She should not. No.
31:32Why don't we take this
31:34into the back, because
31:36getting hammered out here, it's like
31:38a busman's holiday.
31:42Thanks. She was starting to make a show
31:44of herself, so don't make this the interval.
31:54Can you believe I was just about to ask you
31:56if you're all right?
31:58Just six and a half.
32:00Just six and a half years.
32:02It's... Don't.
32:04It's not my idea of justice, I tell you that much.
32:08But listen,
32:10thanks for convincing me to go.
32:14I mean that.
32:16He's going to need us all around him now.
32:18Just don't want me and Frankie
32:20to go do without him.
32:22Yeah.
32:24Just hang on a minute.
32:26Lil! Dad?
32:28I thought you were meant to be
32:30at your mate's. I was.
32:32Right, well, get home.
32:34Now. See you.
32:38Come on. Home.
32:40We're only talking to him the dead nice. In!
32:46And you.
32:48Stay away from her.
32:50You ever go near her again, I'll kill you.
32:58You don't know
33:00those lads are linked to Harvey.
33:02Of course they are.
33:04Babe, it's a message
33:06that can get to any of us, and now even Lil.
33:08I don't even know
33:10she was doing chatting to him.
33:12I mean, how many times have we warned her?
33:14Well, she's going to be a teenager next year.
33:16I mean, she's going to speak to boys, isn't she?
33:18Yeah, well, not them boys.
33:20No, no.
33:22She's going to be a teenager next year.
33:24I mean, she's going to speak to boys, isn't she?
33:26Yeah, well, not them boys.
33:28No, no.
33:30Oh, hey, I've had some progress on Max.
33:32I rang Adam before
33:34to see if he could chase up the transfer.
33:36I wanted to do something nice for you, after everything I said.
33:38Don't be daft.
33:40What did they say?
33:42They're moving him tomorrow
33:44to somewhere called Washburn Heath.
33:46Where's that?
33:48County Durham.
33:50Well, since when is that in Scotland?
33:52Well, it's near enough, isn't it? And it's still miles away from Harvey.
33:54Yeah, I suppose.
33:56I mean, he just needs to get as far away from here as possible, doesn't he?
33:58But he'll feel a lot better when he's phoned.
34:00I don't know why he hasn't.
34:02It's late.
34:04Well, maybe he's getting himself ready for tomorrow.
34:06What is it?
34:08Welcoming committee
34:10ready for your lad at Washburn Heath.
34:14Buddy of mine's in there.
34:16Double murderer. Not coming out.
34:18Happy to do whatever I want.
34:20Unlike your useless mate.
34:22Your move. Clock's ticking. Harvey.
34:28I was worried, that's all.
34:30I thought Daniel could help.
34:32Well...
34:34I didn't know. I don't know anything that's going on in there, Dylan.
34:36This is really hard for me.
34:38Hard for you?
34:40Daddy, for real, even if you did mean well,
34:42do you really think making us teachers' pets gonna help?
34:44No, you just tell Daniel to back off.
34:46I don't need looking out for him, all right?
34:48I've got a mate in here anyway.
34:50Anyway, I'm sorry. I'm sorry about that.
34:52I'm gonna go.
34:54I reckon that'd be you.
34:56That was the plan.
34:58What, do you fancy a muscle man?
35:00Do you fancy wearing your teeth and a string round your neck?
35:02We're only messing, mate.
35:06I wanted to see if my new bezzy mate
35:08would do whatever I said and guess what he did.
35:10So, something worth having in my back pocket
35:12for a rainy day.
35:20What was all that about?
35:22You really embarrassed me.
35:24You embarrassed yourself, giggling at Ronnie all night.
35:26Do you...
35:28Do you actually think there's something going on?
35:30Oh, you catch on quick.
35:32How dare you?
35:34Do you respect me so little that you think I'd cheat on you
35:36when you'd just been diagnosed with cancer?
35:38If the cat fits.
35:40If there's only one person in this house that that cat fits
35:42and you wore it before when Sally was ill.
35:46Sorry, that...
35:48That was below the belt.
35:52It's not that I feel anything down there, anyway, is it?
35:56Ah.
35:58I see.
36:04I get it, I suppose.
36:10I know you feel invulnerable.
36:12But lashing out at me
36:14and making ridiculous accusations,
36:16it won't help.
36:18I'm sorry.
36:22I'm just...
36:24I'm really struggling.
36:26I don't know
36:28who I am or
36:30what I am.
36:32You're a man.
36:34No less of one than you've always been or
36:36ever will be.
36:38Ever will be.
36:44You also happen to be the only man
36:46that I want.
36:48And I mean that.
36:52Come here.
37:00It's pointless.
37:02It seems wherever we send him,
37:04they'll get to him.
37:06I'll go to the police.
37:08You're joking?
37:10Harvey's got more friends in there than what he has inside.
37:12I mean, we go to the cop shop show and Max is as good as dead?
37:14Well, we have to think of somewhere else, then.
37:16There is nothing else.
37:18I either find a bag of cash down the back of the sofa
37:20or my kids are gone.
37:22I know we can find the answer.
37:24We can't.
37:26Well, we have to, OK?
37:28Whatever life has chucked at us in the past,
37:30you have always done everything you could
37:32to protect your family, all right?
37:34I can't help you. No matter what life throws at you,
37:36you throw it right back.
37:38I can't.
37:40I can't see a way out.
37:44You know, she's not got an ounce of loyalty, Daisy.
37:46What she has got
37:48is a block of ice where her heart should be.
37:50You know, she makes that woman
37:52in misery look like Bambi.
37:54That's a bit strong.
37:56You don't know the half of it, do you?
37:58Because if you did, you'd be singing
38:00a very different tune.
38:02Ryan,
38:04he's second-noted to her.
38:06She's got a nose length of Deansgate.
38:08Right, time.
38:10I'll be making tracks.
38:12Huh? What? No, no.
38:14Night is still young. Well, the night might be,
38:16but I think you need to call time on yourself
38:18or else you're going to feel it in the morning.
38:20Hey, listen, pal.
38:22I might have a few miles
38:24on the clock, but I can still teach you a thing or two.
38:26Right.
38:28So why don't we
38:30take this upstairs for your
38:32first lesson?
38:34Right, as tempting
38:36as that might be,
38:38it might feel a bit icky-like.
38:40I beg your pardon?
38:42Just you being Daisy's family and all.
38:44She's no family of mine.
38:46She's going to be closer to you
38:48than me soon enough.
38:50Sorry?
38:52Have you not been listening?
38:54You can't believe
38:56a word that comes out of her mouth about anything.
38:58Anything at all!
39:00What's that supposed to mean?
39:04Listen, if you're
39:06not staying, can you
39:08please just bug off, cos I don't need you.
39:10No, no. What were you trying to say just then?
39:12I wasn't saying anything. It was this.
39:14I'm not
39:16feeling great. Can you go, please?
39:18Get lost!
39:28Take her tight.
39:36I almost
39:38gave up on you.
39:40Would have been a shame to have my last orange juice
39:42as a free woman on my own.
39:44Look, you won't be getting arrested.
39:46What? Ken's not pursuing it.
39:48He's told the police that he might have misremembered
39:50some credit card purchases, so they're dropping
39:52the charges. Also, I'm
39:54repaying the money that you stole.
39:56You don't have to do that. Yeah, I do, don't I?
39:58Cos I don't want to put the girls through any more
40:00heartbreak. I'll pay you back.
40:02Oh, stop it. Just stop it, will you?
40:04With all the good intentions, it just makes the
40:06disappointment worse.
40:08Well, well.
40:10What a touching little family scene.
40:12Yeah, providing the family's the borders.
40:14Right, we don't want any bother.
40:16Tough. The only
40:18reason that skank is not rotting away in a
40:20jail cell is that you filled
40:22my dad into thinking you were done with her.
40:24Yet here you are. This is a farewell
40:26drink. Well, let's hope it's not the
40:28farewell drink she gave my dad.
40:30Look, I know what happened. Don't even
40:32think about asking me to turn the
40:34other cheek. OK.
40:36Ken treated you
40:38more like a friend than a carer, yet you
40:40still bit the hand that fed you.
40:42Ken's lucky to be alive. Look, I didn't
40:44mean to hurt him. You're making out it was
40:46worse than it was. You were slipping
40:48drugs into an 85
40:50year old man's tea.
40:52Buying stuff on his credit card
40:54to flog online. He gave him a
40:56heart attack. What could possibly
40:58be worse than that?
41:00Did you know this was going on?
41:02Me? No, of course not.
41:04Look, I'm ashamed. Well, not so ashamed
41:06you can't have a drink with her
41:08in the pub next to her victim.
41:10I will not for much longer.
41:12You can find somewhere else to sup.
41:14OK.
41:16I'll go.
41:18I'm sorry, love.
41:20Find where you will be. If I smell you
41:22anywhere near my dad again, hop it.
41:36Can we make this brief?
41:38I'm bricking it as it is.
41:40Without hanging around with the one bloke
41:42who's even more of a target than I am.
41:44Yeah, I'm going to sort it out. Yeah?
41:46You found one of those magic money trees the politicians
41:48are always banging on about?
41:50Something like that. You know how you
41:52were going to kill me earlier?
41:54It's not exactly something
41:56you forget. Yeah, well, I want
41:58you to go ahead and do it.
42:00Eh? You heard.
42:02I need you to kill me, but make
42:04it look like an accident, so the
42:06insurance pays out.
42:08So Harvey will know
42:10you've done it, but he won't have it over you
42:12because he won't be treated as murder. I told you,
42:14I'm not going to do anything... Andy, Andy, Andy!
42:16Just hear me out, just listen, alright?
42:18This works out best for everybody.
42:22So, what I'm thinking is
42:24a hit and run
42:26works best, and Sean will know what to do
42:28with the money. You've been drinking.
42:30Well, not enough.
42:32Not nearly
42:34enough to face saying goodbye to my family,
42:36but I will do.
42:38This way, you see,
42:40the harm's only limited to me,
42:42so everybody else will be safe,
42:44including you.
42:46I'm not a murderer. Look, it's not
42:48murder, alright? It's...
42:50Call it a...
42:52I don't know,
42:54mercy killing, or a
42:56last favour, whatever
42:58you want. It's just...
43:00I can't risk losing my kids,
43:02and the way things
43:04stand, it's looking
43:06like it's going to be me and them.
43:08Please, Andy. Look,
43:10this way, both of us can be rid of Harvey.
43:14Are you sure?
43:20Yeah.
43:22Look, listen, I'm
43:24going to spend a bit of time with my family,
43:28and I'll
43:30say my goodbyes or whatever,
43:32but it needs to be tomorrow.
43:34So,
43:36I'll be on Rosamond Street
43:38at 2pm,
43:40alright?
43:42Andy,
43:44just hit me fast, and hit me hard,
43:46alright?
43:48Cos I need to die.
44:12music
44:14music
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