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00:00AHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:06Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
00:09This to you may look like ordinary water, but this is hot water.
00:13I saw on Twitter that hot water makes you
00:15ahhh
00:16So yes, yes, every sip that I take Bella Hadid wakes up like
00:20AHHHHH
00:21By the time I finish this water Alex Kassani will be found
00:23but I won't because my waste will be nonexistent
00:27Thank you
00:29So if you watched my last video, and yes, my last video, which means I uploaded a week ago,
00:32if y'all don't go in the comments right now and say that you're proud of me because I'm becoming sexy and consistent,
00:37I will jump off a cliff.
00:40Is that blackmail?
00:41Oh my-
00:41So my last week's video, I had to pretend to be straight.
00:43Now, granted, that was the most traumatic thing I've ever had to do in my life.
00:46Today, I said, let's full send it.
00:47I want to see what really the hype is about.
00:49I feel like we have to go to the next level, which means dating a girl.
00:52Now, I can't just date any girl.
00:54I gotta date the baddest of the baddest.
00:56I gotta date the baddest with the fattest.
00:57I gotta date the one, the only,
01:00Quentin Blackwell!
01:03Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:04Quentin Blackwell's not just your regular, degular girl, okay?
01:06I've seen her deal with men, and they can't keep up.
01:09She needs the best of the best treatment because she is the best of the best.
01:12Hair done, nails done like a bad bitch.
01:15I can't fuck him if he average.
01:17AYL.
01:18SEE?!
01:18UGH!
01:19STOP BEING GAY!
01:20So today, I have to be her boyfriend.
01:21Now, I don't want to just date Quinn, okay?
01:23I want to spoil Quinn.
01:24I want to set the bar for her because I feel like she deserves better.
01:27I've seen how she's been treated by some of these lame-ass, goofy-ass, dirty-ass, boo-boo-ass men.
01:32Call me old school, but I think a girl should be treated like a queen,
01:35and the men should be in the back, fighting and chopping wood.
01:38But no.
01:39Men want to be prettier than girls.
01:41What did Kendrick Lamar say?
01:42Uh, Yves, I can't wait to hear this.
01:43They thinkin' they cuter than you?
01:45Oh.
01:45So, even though I know I think I'm cuter than Quentin Blackwell,
01:47I'm gonna show her what it feels like to be with the actual man.
01:50And honestly, I'm just here to spoil her because I love her.
01:51This video will just be basically spoiling Quentin Blackwell for like 30 minutes.
01:55Um, so enjoy!
01:56Yes, David.
01:57I'm like a chaperone today.
01:59You really are.
01:59Okay, wait.
02:00Let's pair our legs.
02:01Okay.
02:02Oh!
02:03This is how every, like, straight man prepares for a date.
02:06So, this is actually perfect.
02:07Yeah, I can't wait.
02:08My date.
02:09Bitch, my date's gonna fall.
02:11I'm going on the drag race.
02:12You're going on sugar spikes.
02:17Okay, you guys.
02:17So, Quinn's on her way here.
02:19Today, I'm her boyfriend.
02:20We're being straight.
02:22Did y'all ever think you'll see Larray in titties?
02:24Nope.
02:24No.
02:25Are you shaking the camera, bitch?
02:27Did y'all ever want to see Larray in titties?
02:30Oh, hell no!
02:32Oh, he's doing a gag!
02:34I'm actually having fun with the tits.
02:36Yeah.
02:36Does it feel like empowering?
02:38Wait.
02:39What?
02:40Wait.
02:41She's super pretty.
02:42Wait.
02:43And her butt's cute.
02:46Wait, what, girl?
02:47Wait, what?
02:49Wait, what, girl?
02:50Wait, what?
02:52Wave.
02:53Wave!
02:53Wave.
02:54Deli beat.
02:55Go.
02:56Hey!
02:58Hey.
03:05Hey, girl.
03:05Hey, girl.
03:06Hey, girl.
03:06Hey, girl.
03:07Hey.
03:07Oh, you look cute.
03:08You look cute.
03:08You look cute.
03:09Thank you, sister.
03:12I was at New Orleans Super Bowl making fucking money.
03:16Is that your ringtone?
03:18No, it just came on randomly.
03:22Spray bottle?
03:24So, yeah.
03:24Every time I do some gay shit, you spray me.
03:26Oh, I've been wanting this.
03:28How was your day, mother ghouls?
03:33I love that.
03:34What is that?
03:39What is it?
03:40It's cleaning supplies.
03:43There, have your back from dust.
03:46Thank you, king.
03:48He just farted in my face.
03:51He runs gay as fuck, too.
03:53And this is supposed to be the man that's gonna take me to the aisle?
03:58Cool.
03:58Because I don't marry queens.
04:01No shade.
04:02I don't even know why he fucking with me.
04:03I don't even got the facilities he like.
04:05But I guess we gonna all do a group delusion today and Larry's gay.
04:11I mean, sorry.
04:12I couldn't even go.
04:13Like, it's such a reality how gay this nigga is.
04:16I couldn't even go into it.
04:17Larry straight.
04:21Bro, I hate the range.
04:24Ruined it already.
04:25What'd you do?
04:26I said we gonna all do a group delusion.
04:28Larry straight.
04:29Then you're, uh, uh.
04:30I hate the range.
04:32Straight people can't act feminine, Quinn.
04:34No.
04:34It's 2025.
04:35I'm from Texas.
04:37Well, that's your problem.
04:38Anytime I do something that you don't feel like aligns with your idea of a man, you spray me.
04:42Okay.
04:43Finish him.
04:47Okay.
04:50Keep playing with me, bitch.
04:53My nigga doesn't threaten me.
04:54I'm sorry, babe.
04:55My bad.
04:55I'm a beautiful, gorgeous princess.
04:57My breath to my hair.
04:59My life to my line.
05:02My breath to my hair.
05:03So, I know you love jewelry.
05:05I know that jewelry is your favorite thing right now.
05:07You have a hyper fixation on jewelry.
05:09So, I thought today would be the day where I take you shopping on me.
05:13Anything you want on me.
05:14Shut the fuck up.
05:15Swear to God.
05:16Swear.
05:17Whatever you want on me.
05:18Swear.
05:19Cause a girl like you deserves the world.
05:21Oh, no.
05:22It's good.
05:22It's good.
05:23It's good.
05:23It's good.
05:25Now, don't get next to my good Judy.
05:28Don't get next to my coin purse.
05:29No.
05:30Coin purse is for what I got.
05:32You got more of a chum bucket.
05:36I'm very excited to go jewelry shopping.
05:38One thing me and all of my exes know is that if you give me a piece of jewelry, I'll shut the fuck up.
05:43Even Larry knows that.
05:44Larry got me this Cartier ring.
05:46And did she shut the fuck up?
05:47Let me ask the audience.
05:48For literally five minutes.
05:50Well, that's all he paid for.
05:52You look so beautiful.
05:54Thank you, daddy.
05:56You're welcome, mommy.
05:59Hey, mommy.
06:00That was gay.
06:01That was not gay.
06:02My man would never call me mommy.
06:03He calls you mommy.
06:04No, he doesn't.
06:05I don't like Sim.
06:09My bad, bitch.
06:12How do you like to be catered?
06:13What are your love languages?
06:14Physical touch?
06:15My love language is probably physical money, bank wire, jewelry, the real real coupon, paying for my rent, making me food, catering to my every wish, treating me as if I am a god or deity, whatever you believe in as your guide.
06:34Somebody was very close to that source.
06:36That is my love language.
06:37So you want to be treated like Queen Charlotte?
06:39I don't know what Queen Charlotte's T was, but I feel like she's the type of bitch to get cheated on with that name.
06:43So I want to be treated like Queen Quinn.
06:46Look at me.
06:47You know who you give?
06:48What do I give?
06:49Simone.
06:51Simone, bye.
06:54Rate that bitch.
06:55Oh, I love that movie.
06:56That movie's so good.
06:57You know what you give, though?
07:00That's not fair.
07:01You can't dish it out.
07:02You called me Queen Charlotte.
07:03I got my look back.
07:04You never seen Bridgerton?
07:05She probably got played.
07:06I didn't see that movie.
07:07She didn't get played.
07:08She didn't get played.
07:09She took the castle.
07:10She was a broke bitch and then married a king and then took his castle.
07:12Oh, period.
07:13Can daddy give me some food?
07:14I'm going to cook for you later.
07:16Baby, I already got you a five course meal.
07:18What's your name?
07:19Five course?
07:20Name.
07:21Steak, potatoes.
07:23That's a side, not a course.
07:25Were you silent or were you silenced?
07:28That's exactly what you are.
07:30Because after this video, I'm flying to see my nigga.
07:33So, you know, now that I'm your boyfriend, I think we take it to the next level.
07:37Wanna hold hands?
07:43Sorry, dude.
07:44My phone's chill.
07:45Doesn't this feel nice?
07:46I'm so scared you're going to kiss my hand.
07:50I can't act like this.
07:52This is not acting, Clayson.
07:54This is literally us.
07:55Okay, then take your PPO.
07:56Take your PPO.
08:01Can you play some straight man music?
08:03Since you're my daddy, I got you.
08:18I'm Adamin.
08:19Waman.
08:20What do you like to be called?
08:21Waman.
08:22Waman.
08:23As a Waman Bombaclat Punding.
08:25I have experienced you going through so many, como se dice, poor relationships.
08:30Not on your end, on the guy's end.
08:31And I was like, you know what?
08:33This video would be fun because, yes, I'm going to rack up them views up in a clip for him to fuck out of you.
08:37But I was like, you know, I should actually spoil her today and show her what it feels like to be genuinely cared for and loved.
08:42Thank you, Larry.
08:43So today, I'm going to spoil the fuck out of you because I think you deserve it.
08:46I actually have left relationships because I've compared how you treat me to how my man treats me.
08:51Good.
08:52Larry is way nicer.
08:54Way kinder.
08:55Way more giving.
08:56Way more sliving.
08:58And you're not any of that.
09:00Like, I'm like, why does my best friend treat me kinder than my boyfriend?
09:04So thank you for showing me first.
09:06I got you, baby.
09:11So I think what we should do is I should vet you to be my boyfriend.
09:15Even though you already are my boyfriend.
09:17I've been going on many dates lately because I am single.
09:19And I love love.
09:21And I have been treating these dates like interviews.
09:23Well, yes.
09:24So ask me questions.
09:25Do you have a three to five year plan?
09:27You want to know my plan?
09:28Yeah.
09:29So my plan, three years from now, is to honestly open up a little coffee shop and, you know, have it like all of you.
09:38But I'm in the presence of homosexuality.
09:43My brain just goes, this nigga's gay.
09:45I actually feel like I don't want to date you.
09:47My brain goes, wait.
09:48What are your deal breakers in a partner?
09:51Vagina.
09:54What are your core values in life?
09:56Core values.
09:57Hamburger Mary, poppers, and snitches.
10:02Yeah.
10:03How important is honesty and loyalty to you?
10:06It's not important at all.
10:07I love when my girl lies.
10:08You can lie to me all you want.
10:09But if she wanted to cheat on me.
10:10No, no, no.
10:11I will not cheat ever.
10:12Would you?
10:13I.
10:14And I was going through these vetting questions on Reddit.
10:16And all the answers were like, you know people can just lie to your face.
10:19That's what I've been doing this whole time.
10:21Okay.
10:22This damn ass.
10:23Oh, you almost killed us.
10:25Gwen!
10:26I'm trying my hardest to make you happy.
10:27Do you know how hard it is?
10:28I have to navigate.
10:29I have to call David.
10:30I have to figure this out to make you happy.
10:31I have to fucking get sprayed because I'm gay.
10:33Shut up!
10:35Okay.
10:36I'm sorry.
10:37Mommy.
10:38Bitch, if you spray me one more time.
10:39Do it again.
10:43You have five days left.
10:47What are you looking for?
10:48What are you looking for?
10:49I like to be loved.
10:50I like to be held.
10:51I like to be comforted.
10:52And you can't answer the question of how you like to be loved.
10:55Because this is about me now.
10:57You have to put on work too.
10:58The relationship is 50-50.
11:00So.
11:01If I was on a date.
11:05You wouldn't believe my eyes.
11:07I'm trying here.
11:08Fuck!
11:09I thought I'm here on a date.
11:10Why am I taking the SAT?
11:12Girl, why are you asking me?
11:13Like you need my fucking social security number too?
11:15I'm trying to get to know the person that I'll be spending the rest of my life with.
11:18This is like when I'm trying to sign into Google and it's like.
11:20Security questions first.
11:21Damn!
11:22Are you going to let me hit or no?
11:23No!
11:24Get out!
11:27I'm kidding, baby.
11:28I'm sorry.
11:29I'm sorry.
11:30I'm taking you to get jewelry.
11:33Yes, we here.
11:34We here.
11:35This is my favorite jeweler.
11:39I told you.
11:40Anything you want.
11:42Okay, fine.
11:43I'll put on a strap.
11:44Your skin looks so nice.
11:46I want you.
11:48Your makeup looks so good.
11:49I think I tell you this every-
11:54We're here!
11:55Getting shot.
11:56Yes.
11:59We got Aiden.
12:00Aiden.
12:01And then we got my beautiful girlfriend.
12:07Here we are to shop for Quinn because it's Quinn's day.
12:10Let me-
12:11Move, bitch!
12:17I'm a gentleman, y'all.
12:21Why is this hallway already to me?
12:23Is this only gold?
12:26How much are y'all pearls?
12:27Which pearl are you looking at?
12:28The cheapest.
12:29Fuck that tea!
12:34Period.
12:35Really, really, really, really, cut, cut, cut.
12:37Now, really, really, really, really, cut-
12:40So, this would be-
12:41Really, really, really, really, cut, cut, cut.
12:43Now, really, really, really, really, cut, cut, cut.
12:47Oh, fuck.
12:48Is this allowed?
12:49So, this we have put on like a bracelet.
12:51If you were thinking of doing snag, necessarily.
12:56I kind of like the purr.
12:58Hello.
13:02Not bad.
13:03Come on, take it.
13:04Let your truth.
13:05Let your truth flow.
13:06Can I also see, um, this, um,
13:11two-piece ornament?
13:17That's very-
13:18Babe, so cute, babe.
13:20Thank you, babe.
13:21So cute.
13:22So, like, even if the bracelet kind of switches around-
13:24So cute.
13:27They're low-rise.
13:29Okay, but I'm not comfortable when you show the skin like that.
13:31I'm not comfortable with you being poignant, but here we are.
13:33In a relationship.
13:34I'm sure.
13:35Yeah, I'm sure.
13:43Solitaire diamond.
13:44But then I'm like, I can just turn this into a necklace.
13:46Ooh, so it's multifaceted.
13:48I like that versatility.
13:49Yeah, yeah.
13:50I like that.
13:51You like that versatility.
13:52I do.
13:53Thank you so much for this.
13:54Of course.
13:55This is your best date so far.
13:58This-
13:59Hmm.
14:00Be nice.
14:01I'm finding it.
14:03Can you say it like you mean it?
14:05Yeah.
14:07I've wanted, like, the-
14:08It's okay, baby.
14:09You're good.
14:10No, I deserve it.
14:11I'm so sorry.
14:12I've wanted, like, the necklace over here.
14:19So, after we're done filming this, we're gonna put a video, and we really turned on you.
14:24Because I need, like, valentines.
14:27I need a bottom.
14:29Oh.
14:31And then-
14:32Oh.
14:33She's taking it.
14:34You have a bigger diamond than this, approximately.
14:36Bigger diamond.
14:37This one is the only one-
14:39Bigger diamond.
14:40How many carats is this?
14:41That one is .82.
14:42Do you know how much that costs?
14:44$9.90.
14:45$9.90?
14:46I believe so, yeah.
14:47Oh, get two.
14:56Baby, just keep shopping here.
14:58Just keep shopping here.
14:59What's some interesting, like, textured bracelets y'all have that's still, like, this thickness?
15:04I do have, um, this guy.
15:06I guess.
15:07Um, someone's gotta charge my car to buy a little bit.
15:10That's not me.
15:11Thank you, babe.
15:12Mm-hmm.
15:16Mm-hmm.
15:18That was sweet.
15:19How much is the price?
15:24I tried to be out in five minutes, but he told me to keep shopping.
15:27Or you can save it for later.
15:30They are, but they don't have to be.
15:32They can-
15:33It all just depends on where you wear it.
15:35We got it.
15:36Let's just get what I got.
15:37Get out of the way, let me handle this.
15:39Oh, my God.
15:41All right.
15:42$22.53 for me.
15:44Might work.
15:51Stop.
15:52I was trying to give him some shit.
15:54That's not shit at all.
15:56That's a weapon.
15:58Yeah, thank you.
15:59I'm gonna get you a suit just in case she acts up.
16:02Oh, I'll be long gone before then.
16:05Bye.
16:07Let us out!
16:09Tax write-off.
16:10Bro, we made this.
16:14Are you happy?
16:15Yes.
16:16Can we go into the car now?
16:17Yeah.
16:18I'm cold.
16:20I don't wanna give you no pussy!
16:22Give me no pussy!
16:23Being a mogul as you are,
16:24in any healthy relationship I've seen on the internet,
16:27couples, they do Vogue cover shoots, you know?
16:30Hailey and Justin, they did the Vogue cover shoot.
16:33Me and her, we are an iconic couple.
16:35We gotta do our own cover shoot.
16:36So I've got Vogue in the back,
16:38and we're gonna go take our cover.
16:40Vogue came in your backyard.
16:42Not just Vogue, I think it's Vogue East L.A.
16:44Wait a minute.
16:45Follow me.
16:46Do you have your glam team?
16:47Is our glam ready?
16:48Do we have our gowns?
16:49We got our gowns.
16:50We got-
16:51No gowns?
16:52No.
16:53What's happening?
16:54Vogue cover, Vogue cover.
16:56What is he doing?
16:57This is my lovely, lovely, beautiful girl, Hailey.
17:00Hello.
17:01Nice to meet you.
17:02Nice to meet you too.
17:03This is Quinlan Bob Blackwell, my wife, my girlfriend.
17:05Quin Blackwell.
17:07Bon.
17:08Pleasure to meet you too.
17:09Thank you guys for having me.
17:11Of course, thank you so much for having us.
17:12Grab my bag.
17:13Damn!
17:14So you're taking a really massive approach here.
17:16Why don't you put on a dress?
17:17I have some dresses in there.
17:19Not for me.
17:20Why didn't you-
17:21My mom comes over a lot.
17:23Weren't you wearing one?
17:25Oh, that was because I was trying to-
17:26Me and the bros were messing around.
17:28I'm a fan of naked dresses.
17:30You should have brought one up.
17:31She could wear one.
17:32Wait a minute.
17:33You want to see me in a dress?
17:34Bro's gay.
17:35I didn't know we were doing a photo shoot.
17:37I'm so confused right now.
17:38You look already popping today.
17:41Baby, can you grab me a tank top by any chance?
17:43Yeah, yeah, of course.
17:44Because I feel like I want to give more 90s.
17:45This is very like money like things.
17:47I feel like I'm giving 90s just in my face.
17:52Yo!
17:53Hi!
17:54Okay, let's practice poses.
17:55Okay.
17:56We can just start with this one.
17:57Wait.
17:58I was supposed to be-
17:59Are men not acting like men in terms of leading their homes responsibly?
18:04For 2025, right, bro?
18:06One, two, three.
18:07I like that.
18:08Okay, perfect.
18:09Yes!
18:10Now you got all of them.
18:11Which one do you like, girlfriend?
18:13Skins?
18:14Um, be a black to match.
18:16Oh, yeah.
18:17I'm so sorry.
18:18We're trying to be our own thing.
18:19Okay.
18:20You want to get black?
18:21I'll do something.
18:22Yeah, let's do that.
18:23Let's do that.
18:26Some devilishly puns.
18:27Phenomenal.
18:28Oh, these!
18:29Yeah!
18:30There we go.
18:31There we go.
18:32I love, I love that.
18:36Did you get your solos?
18:37I don't do solos.
18:38Why would I take your solos?
18:39Don't you?
18:40Yeah, shut up.
18:43Shut up a little bit.
18:47Wait, this is creepy.
18:51Oh, that's cute.
18:52That's super cute.
18:53One more.
18:54Long ways.
18:56Everybody want to be a girl.
18:57Who going to be the boys?
18:58I keep saying that.
18:59And we have to go.
19:16Wow, that was so hot.
19:21Look at him, look at him, look at him.
19:26Why are y'all laughing?
19:27Y'all ain't never seen that bitch with big titties before?
19:29When Quinn has her tits out, it's cut.
19:31But when I have my tits out, it's weird.
19:33It's Playboy.
19:36Girl.
19:38Oh my God.
19:44This is literally our Ice Blast film trip music video.
19:47We look like twins.
19:48We do not.
19:49Do you want to do some solo?
19:51Individuals.
19:52Okay.
19:58Larry.
20:00Larry.
20:01This is my final form.
20:09One, two.
20:11You want titties for these?
20:13Three.
20:14I can bring mine up.
20:20Oh my God.
20:27I make you Quinn.
20:29The steak.
20:30Quinn loves steak.
20:31However, steak is my only technique that I want to pass out.
20:34My hands are garlic.
20:37Get away.
20:39Delightful.
20:40Isn't it?
20:41Seasoning salt.
20:42If you don't season your food, you're probably a little questionable.
20:47I like to put steak houses in my potatoes so it tastes like chicken.
20:55There's a fire.
20:56So I guess I'm going to talk over the loud, loud alarm.
20:59I like to put holes in my steak so the steam goes inside the steak.
21:05So it's fully cooked.
21:06I'm not a fan of the raw meat.
21:11Did y'all hear something?
21:12Ready, potato.
21:13Ready, potato.
21:20This right here changes lives.
21:23A little bit of that.
21:25Give it some extra juice.
21:26I like to put my potatoes in the same pan as the steak for that extra flavor.
21:30How many people say I have to do this?
21:32Me personally, I think it's the smartest thing to do.
21:34Am I lazy?
21:36Yes.
21:37Who's going to check me?
21:39Not you.
21:40So my beautiful wife is going to walk in.
21:43And I'm going to show her the meal I prepared for her.
21:45I really just want to show her right now.
21:47It feels like you need to be prepared by a real man.
21:49Due to the fact that all the guys she dated have been secretly gay.
21:52So I'm going to show her what it feels like to be loved, cared for, caressed.
21:57I know where the G-spot is.
21:59Roughly an inch or two inside the vagina opening near the urethra.
22:03Why the fuck did I say that?
22:07Hello?
22:08Hello?
22:09Why is the table set?
22:10Babe, I got something for you.
22:12What did you get for me?
22:14It smells good.
22:15You look good.
22:16Thanks, babe.
22:17How was work?
22:18Work was great.
22:19Yeah.
22:20Babe, so today, Justin came over, right?
22:22And him and his wife are beefing.
22:24Which is so stupid.
22:26I don't think I can work out in this kitchen.
22:28You've been such a hardworking wife recently.
22:32We're married?
22:34Yeah.
22:35Oh, okay.
22:36Come to the kitchen.
22:37What?
22:38Can we have some potatoes?
22:40You made this?
22:42Yes.
22:43Buy us a shot.
22:44Buy us a shot.
22:45Buy us a shot.
22:49So I decided to make some steak and some potatoes.
22:52I cannot believe you did this.
22:53Yes, I did.
22:54I drew it down for you because you've been working hard as a woman.
22:58I just want to say thank you for everything you do.
23:00Periods, cramps, all of it.
23:03I just really, really thank you so much for being you.
23:07You are such a strong, independent queen.
23:11Sister, get up.
23:12Thank you for appreciating me.
23:13I appreciate you.
23:15The things you do for this country, man.
23:17And the fact that a man tries to tell you what you can't do with your body, it's crazy.
23:22To all the niggas in the White House, you got a problem with her, you got a problem with me.
23:27So Trump, you seeing this?
23:29We threatening Trump?
23:30Yeah, we threatening Trump.
23:31And we threatening your wife.
23:33Please, please, please.
23:37See, he's got witches working for him.
23:44Right under the cat tuna.
23:47You want some wine?
23:48Yes.
23:49Chardonnay or resin?
23:52Chardonnay it is.
23:53It sounds like poison.
23:54Baby, so how was the day?
23:55How was your work?
23:56Tell me about it.
23:57Did you see Anna Wintour?
23:58Did you work with Givenchy?
24:00She's such a beautiful model.
24:01Tell me all about it.
24:08We spent this day together.
24:12Today was lovely.
24:13My date took me jewelry shopping.
24:15And then we went to Drum City.
24:21When you go to a nigga's house and they're shitting out together, you start to realize that might not be true.
24:25I'm trying to hear.
24:26I'm trying.
24:27I didn't know you could hear me.
24:29Cheers.
24:30We're here.
24:31I'm going to finish cooking dinner.
24:32I want a cheers.
24:33I want a cheers.
24:35When I'm done cooking dinner, we can cheers.
24:38I did it to myself.
24:39Oh, I love these napkins.
24:41Hold it like they're wrapped for our quality only to unfold and realize this is fucking bouncy.
24:48Did you actually make those steaks?
24:49Yes.
24:50No, you didn't.
24:51I swear.
24:52You're a liar.
24:53Really?
24:54I do this.
24:55Okay, baby.
24:56How was your day?
24:57One of the things I was really excited was the fork.
25:00Because I put my fork in this potato and it crunched like it wasn't even cooked.
25:05What do you say?
25:06It's keto.
25:12Yum, right?
25:13The potato's still raw.
25:14It just has cooked seasoning on it.
25:16No, it's air-wine keto.
25:17So, what do you rate the potatoes?
25:20Uh, .3.
25:235.5?
25:2410.
25:25.3.
25:2610 is better than a one.
25:27So, let me just let you know that I experienced a lot of relationships in my life.
25:32This has been the most...
25:36This has been the most intense one yet.
25:38Really?
25:39Yeah.
25:40Dating you was no joke.
25:42At all.
25:43Thank you so much for today.
25:44I had so much fun.
25:45This is actually one of the main reasons.
25:46This is a teleprompter.
25:49No, continue.
25:50Continue.
25:51Don't tell me you want to be with me anymore.
25:53Damn.
25:54You're sick as hell, right?
25:55I bet you $1,000,000 is good.
25:57I bet you $1,000,000 is an antelope.
26:04What?
26:05Was it good?
26:06It was really fucking delicious.
26:07I swallowed three times.
26:08I got some questions to get to know each other on a deeper level.
26:10Because I feel like we know each other already.
26:11But these will really solidify what we're working towards.
26:15Do it fart?
26:17Uh, if I inhale air in it before.
26:19Listen.
26:22Wow.
26:23Oh my god.
26:24What's your biggest turn off in a man?
26:25Gay.
26:26I always wanted a boyfriend I can listen to Nicki Minaj with.
26:29You seem like a Nicki fan.
26:30Are you?
26:31What's your favorite song?
26:32I love Good Form.
26:33I think Good Form makes all the bitches twerk in my section.
26:36You have a section that bitches go to?
26:39Yeah, when I went out with the brodies.
26:41So the brodies are the bitches?
26:42No, no.
26:43Ah!
26:44Got you, man.
26:45I need a man that can build my furniture.
26:46Are you handy?
26:48Damn homosexuals.
26:50With them painted fingernails, I would assume none.
26:55You're acting like a piece of shit.
26:56The only reason Larry gave me something, if he can get it discounted.
27:00Well, yes.
27:01As a last ditch effort, because this date is going really bad.
27:04I'm not gonna lie.
27:05It's going really bad.
27:06We got a mariachi band on the call.
27:08So maybe we can impress her with a mariachi band.
27:10I'm just trying to help.
27:11Yeah, yeah.
27:12Okay.
27:18Come on here and start playing that.
27:25I think I need a cigarette.
27:26Because you were honestly stressing me out.
27:28So I had to tell him to give me some space from you.
27:31I'll go home.
27:32What's something a man can do to impress you?
27:36Do you have breakaway glasses?
27:39I would never hit anyone.
27:40Hook me up.
27:41However, though, what I am going to do.
27:43I'm scared.
27:45This is how we want David Dobrik's video to be.
27:48What can a man do to impress you?
27:50Give me a hug.
27:51Give me a hug.
27:52That's the bare minimum, Queen.
27:53You guys are better.
27:55This day is cute and all.
27:56But I think this day will be better with some music.
28:23Yeah, thank you.
28:24Can I impress you?
28:25You're the best boyfriend I've ever had.
28:26Okay.
28:27Thank you guys.
28:28You guys want me to be a pussy tonight.
28:29Woo!
28:30Woo!
28:31Woo!
28:32Woo!
28:33Woo!
28:34Woo!
28:35Woo!
28:36Woo!
28:37Woo!
28:38Woo!
28:39Woo!
28:40Woo!
28:41Woo!
28:42Woo!
28:43Woo!
28:44Woo!
28:45Woo!
28:46Woo!
28:47Woo!
28:48Woo!
28:49Woo!
28:50Woo!
28:51Woo!
28:52Woo!
28:57Woo!
29:00I've always wanted titties.
29:03This is like a dream come truth.
29:05This is literally a dream come true.
29:09What?
29:10Hey.
29:11Eyes up here.
29:12I actually feel it.
29:14Just because you're gay doesn't mean you can touch my boobs.
29:16Wait.
29:17These are heavy.
29:18I've got a chest.
29:19Hey.
29:20I just heard Trey playing the W.E.B.I.R.D.
29:26Mister, mister, mister, I can't do the volume.
29:30Wait, do the Kylie one where she like tucks it a little bit.
29:33Yeah.
29:35I actually want an Omegle and Catfish.
29:37Maybe we can get one.
29:38We can get one.
29:39Right.
29:39Imagine we're in a 40 inch platinum blonde.
29:4250.
29:4250.
29:43Purple.
29:43Yes.
29:44Right.
29:44You just need to spill, bruh.
29:47You just need to spill King Kylie.
29:48Exactly.
29:49I feel like a saucy baby, I swear.
29:51One time when we went to Charli XCX's birthday,
29:54we got out of the car and they started paparazziing
29:56and I was like, oh my god, they're in front of me gagging.
29:58They were saucy.
30:01No.
30:01Me and Quinn leaving Charli's birthday.
30:03Really?
30:04They went before us, paparazzied me and Quinn after.
30:06We were like, you ready?
30:07Yeah.
30:08We walk out.
30:09They put the camera in front of us and they put them down.
30:12I said, hello.
30:14Hello.
30:15I would have just started like swinging with my elbows.
30:19Can you rate my boyfriend skills?
30:21Was I a great boyfriend or not?
30:22I would say if I was somebody who was looking for a partner
30:25and I seen this, I would be like, give him my cojones.
30:31Give you your cojones?
30:32Yeah.
30:33I think you're the best boyfriend ever.
30:34You literally are my boyfriend, even though we don't have sex.
30:37I would rate Larry's boyfriend a tree.
30:4010 out of 10.
30:41Always answer the phone.
30:42Always text jokes.
30:43Always buy me presents.
30:45Always is so nice to me.
30:46Always is so patient.
30:48Always is so sweet.
30:49Always is so understanding.
30:51Speaks to me very kindly.
30:53And just makes me feel so loved and so whole.
30:56So I would really recommend dating Larray.
30:58But Larray doesn't accept applications.
31:03I'm out of breath.
31:04You can put the gun down now.
31:06Okay.
31:10Okay, bye.
31:15So what does vagina taste like?