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00:00Ahhh!
00:05AHHHH!
00:08This, to you, may look like ordinary water,
00:12but this is hot water.
00:13I saw on Twitter that hot water makes you poop.
00:16So yes, yes, every sip that I take Bella Hadid wakes up
00:19like, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:20By the time I finish this water, Alex Kazam would be found,
00:24but I won't because my waist will be non-existent.
00:28So if you watched my last video, and yes, my last video,
00:31which means I uploaded a week ago,
00:32if y'all don't go in the comments right now
00:34and say that you're proud of me
00:35because I'm becoming sexy and consistent,
00:37I will jump off a cliff.
00:40Is that blackmail?
00:41So my last week's video, I had to pretend to be straight.
00:43Now, granted, that was the most traumatic thing
00:45I've ever had to do in my life.
00:46Today, I said, let's full send it.
00:47I wanna see what really the hype's about.
00:49I feel like we have to go to the next level,
00:51which means dating a girl.
00:52Now, I can't just date any girl.
00:54I gotta date the baddest of the baddest.
00:56I gotta date the baddest with the fattest.
00:57I gotta date the one, the only,
01:00Quentin Blackwell.
01:04Quentin Blackwell's not just your regular,
01:05degular girl, okay?
01:07I've seen her deal with men and they can't keep up.
01:09She needs the best of the best treatment
01:11because she is the best of the best.
01:12Hair done, nails done like a bad bitch.
01:15I can't fuck him if he average.
01:17A, B, F, C, ugh, stop being gay.
01:20So today, I have to be her boyfriend.
01:21Now, I don't wanna just date Quinn, okay?
01:23I wanna spoil Quinn.
01:24I wanna set the bar for her
01:26because I feel like she deserves better.
01:28I've seen how she's been treated
01:29by some of these lame-ass, goofy-ass,
01:30dirty-ass, boo-boo-ass men.
01:32Call me old school, but I think a girl
01:34should be treated like a queen
01:35and the men should be in the back
01:37fighting and chopping wood.
01:38But no, men wanna be prettier than girls.
01:41What did Kendrick Lamar say?
01:42Ha, Eve, I can't let him get this.
01:43They thinkin' they cuter than you?
01:45Oh.
01:46So even though I know I think I'm cuter
01:47than Quentin Blackwell, I'm gonna show her
01:48what it feels like to be with the actual man.
01:50And honestly, I'm just here to spoil her
01:51because I love her.
01:52This video will just be basically
01:52spoiling Quentin Blackwell for like 30 minutes.
01:55So enjoy.
01:56Yes, David.
01:57I'm like a chaperone today.
01:58You really are.
01:59Okay, wait.
02:00Let's be nice.
02:01Okay.
02:02Oh!
02:03What is that?
02:04This is how every straight man prepares for a date.
02:06So this is actually perfect.
02:07Yeah, I can't wait.
02:08My date.
02:09Bitch, my date's gonna fall.
02:11I'm going to the drag race.
02:12You're going to Sugar's Place.
02:13Girl!
02:17Okay, you guys, so Quinn's on her way here.
02:19Today, I'm her boyfriend.
02:20We're being straight.
02:22Hey!
02:23What's up?
02:24How's it going?
02:25Huh.
02:25Did y'all ever think you'll see LeRae in titties?
02:27Nope.
02:28No.
02:29Are you shaking the camera, bitch?
02:30Did y'all ever want to see LeRae in titties?
02:32Oh!
02:33Oh, hell no!
02:35Oh, is he gonna gag?
02:37I actually am having fun with the tits.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Does it feel like empowering?
02:41Wait.
02:43What?
02:44Wait.
02:45She's super pretty.
02:46Wait.
02:46Her butt's pink.
02:47Ah!
02:49Wait, what, girl?
02:50Wait, what?
02:52Wave.
02:53Wave!
02:53Wave!
02:54Belly beat.
02:55Go.
02:56Hey!
02:59Hey!
03:05Hey, girl, hey, girl, hey, girl, hey, girl, hey, girl.
03:06Hey!
03:07Oh, you look cute, you look cute, you look cute.
03:08Hey, sister!
03:12I was at New Orleans Super Bowl making fucking money.
03:16Isn't that your ringtone?
03:18No, it just came on randomly.
03:21Spray bottle?
03:24So, yeah.
03:24Every time I do some gay shit, you spray me.
03:26Oh, I've been wanting this.
03:28How was your day, mother ghouls?
03:33I love that.
03:33What is that?
03:39What is it?
03:40It's cleaning supplies.
03:43There, have your back from the dust.
03:46Thank you, king.
03:48He just farted in my face.
03:51He runs gay as fuck, too.
03:53And this is supposed to be the man
03:54that's gonna take me to the aisle?
03:58Cool, because I don't marry queens.
04:01No shade.
04:02I don't even know why he fucking with me.
04:03I don't even got the facilities he like.
04:05But I guess we gon' all do a group delusion today
04:09and Larry's gay.
04:11I mean, sorry.
04:12I couldn't even go, like, it's such a reality
04:14how gay this nigga is, I couldn't even go into it.
04:17Larry's straight.
04:19Oh, bro, I hate the rain.
04:23Ruined it already.
04:25What'd you do?
04:25I said, we gon' all do a group delusion.
04:27Larry's straight.
04:28Then you're, uh, uh, I hate the rain.
04:31Straight people can't act feminine, Quinn.
04:33No.
04:34It's 2025.
04:35I'm from Texas.
04:37Well, that's your problem.
04:38Anytime I do something that you don't feel like
04:40aligns with your idea of a man, you spray me.
04:42Okay.
04:43Take a seat.
04:45Okay.
04:47Okay.
04:50Keep playing with me, bitch.
04:52I mean.
04:52My nigga doesn't threaten me.
04:54I'm sorry, babe.
04:55My bad.
04:55I'm beautiful, gorgeous princess.
04:57My breath to my hair.
04:59My life to my line.
05:00Okay.
05:02My breath to my hair.
05:03So I know you love jewelry.
05:05I know that jewelry is your favorite thing right now.
05:07You have a hyper fixation on jewelry.
05:09So I thought today would be the day
05:10where I take you shopping on me.
05:13Anything you want on me.
05:14Shut the fuck up.
05:16Swear to God.
05:16Swear.
05:17Whatever you want on me.
05:18Swear.
05:19Cause a girl like you deserves the world.
05:21You want me to suck you off?
05:21Oh no, it's good, it's good, it's good, it's good.
05:24I don't get next to my good Judy.
05:28Don't get next to my coin purse.
05:29No, coin purse is for what I got.
05:32You got more of a chum bucket.
05:36I'm very excited to go jewelry shopping.
05:38One thing me and all of my exes know
05:41is that if you give me a piece of jewelry,
05:43I'll shut the fuck up.
05:44Even Larry knows that.
05:44Larry got me this Cartier brink.
05:46And did she shut the fuck up?
05:47Let me ask the audience.
05:48For literally five minutes.
05:50Well, that's all he paid for.
05:53You look so beautiful.
05:54Thank you, daddy.
05:56You're welcome, mommy.
05:57Oh, hell no, man.
05:59Hey, mommy.
06:00That was gay.
06:01That was not gay.
06:02My man would never call me mommy.
06:03He calls you mommy.
06:04No, he doesn't.
06:06I don't like him.
06:09My bad, bitch.
06:11How do you like to be catered?
06:11What are your love languages?
06:12Physical touch?
06:13My love language is probably physical money,
06:17bank wire, jewelry, the real, real coupon,
06:22paying for my rent, making me food,
06:25catering to my every wish,
06:27treating me as if I am a god or a deity.
06:30Whatever you believe in as your guide,
06:32somebody who's very close to that source.
06:34Okay, okay.
06:35That is my love language.
06:36So you want to be treated like Queen Charlotte?
06:38I don't know what Queen Charlotte's T was,
06:39but I feel like she was type of bitch
06:41to get cheated on with that name.
06:42So I want to be treated like Queen.
06:44Queen.
06:45Look at me.
06:45Hey, yo.
06:46You know who you give?
06:47What do I give?
06:48Simone.
06:50Simone Biles.
06:51And boom, boom.
06:52Boom, boom.
06:53I rate that bitch.
06:53Oh, I love that movie.
06:55That movie's so good.
06:56You know what you give, though?
06:58That's not fair.
06:59You can't dish it out.
07:00You called me Queen Charlotte.
07:01I got my look back.
07:02Queen, you never seen Bridgerton?
07:04She probably got played.
07:05I didn't see that movie.
07:06She didn't get played.
07:06She took the castle.
07:07She was a broke bitch,
07:08and then married a king,
07:09and then took his castle.
07:10Oh, period.
07:11Can daddy give me some food?
07:12I'm gonna cook for you later.
07:14Baby, I already got you a five-course meal.
07:16What's your name?
07:17Five-course?
07:18Name.
07:18Steak, potatoes.
07:21That's a side, not a course.
07:22Were you silent, or were you silenced?
07:25That's exactly what you are.
07:27Because after this video,
07:29I'm flying to see my nigga.
07:30Oh.
07:31So, you know,
07:31now that I'm your boyfriend,
07:32I think we take it a little bit too far.
07:34So, you know,
07:35now that I'm your boyfriend,
07:36I think we take it to the next level.
07:38Wanna hold hands?
07:43Sorry, dude.
07:44My phone is chill.
07:46Doesn't this feel nice?
07:47I'm so scared you're gonna kiss my hand.
07:49Ah!
07:51I can't act like this.
07:53This is not acting class.
07:54This is literally us.
07:56Okay, then take your PPO.
08:01He plays some straight man music.
08:04I got you.
08:18I'm Adam Min.
08:19Woman.
08:20What do you like to be called?
08:21Woman.
08:22Woman.
08:23As a woman, bomba class, punding.
08:25I have experienced you going through
08:28so many,
08:29como se dice,
08:29poor relationships.
08:30Not on your end,
08:31on the guy's end.
08:32And I was like,
08:33this video would be fun
08:34cause yes,
08:35I'm gonna rack up them views
08:35up in a clip for him.
08:36The fuck out of you!
08:37But I was like,
08:38you know,
08:39I should actually spoil her today.
08:40And show her what it feels like
08:41to be genuinely cared for and loved.
08:42Thank you, Larry.
08:43So today,
08:44I'm gonna spoil the fuck out of you
08:45because I think you deserve it.
08:46I actually have left relationships
08:48because I've compared how you treat me
08:50to how my man treats me.
08:51Good.
08:52And I'm like,
08:53Larry is way nicer,
08:54way kinder,
08:55way more giving,
08:57way more sliving.
08:59And you're not any of that.
09:01Like, I'm like,
09:01how does my best friend treat me
09:03kinder than my boyfriend?
09:04So thank you for showing me.
09:06Of course,
09:06you know I got your back.
09:07I'm gonna get the fuck out of here.
09:12So I think what we should do is
09:14I should vet you to be my boyfriend.
09:16Even though you already are my boyfriend,
09:17I've been going on many dates lately
09:18because I am single.
09:20And I love love.
09:21And I have been treating these dates like interviews.
09:24Well, yes.
09:24So ask me some questions.
09:26Do you have a three to five year plan?
09:28Wanna know my plan?
09:29Yeah.
09:30So my plan,
09:30three years from now,
09:32is to honestly open up a little coffee shop
09:34and, you know,
09:36have it like all of you.
09:38But I'm in the presence of homosexuality.
09:42Fake.
09:43My brain just,
09:44I go,
09:45this nigga's gay.
09:46I actually feel like I don't wanna date you.
09:47My brain goes,
09:48wait.
09:49What are your deal breakers in a partner?
09:54Vagina.
09:55What are your core values in life?
09:56Core values.
09:57Hamburger Mary,
09:59poppers,
10:00and sex.
10:03Yeah.
10:04How important is honesty and loyalty to you?
10:06It's not important at all.
10:07I love when my girl lies.
10:08You can lie to me all you want.
10:10Honestly.
10:10So you wanna cheat on me?
10:11No, no, no.
10:12I will not cheat ever.
10:13You.
10:15And I was going through these vetting questions on Reddit
10:17and all the answers were like,
10:18you know people can just lie to your face.
10:20That's what I've been doing this whole time.
10:21Okay.
10:22This damn ass Tessa.
10:23Oh, you almost killed us.
10:25Gwen!
10:26I'm trying my hardest to make you happy.
10:28Do you know how hard it is?
10:29I have to navigate.
10:31I have to call David.
10:31I have to figure this out to make you happy.
10:32I have to fucking get sprayed because I'm gay.
10:33Shut up!
10:35Okay, I'm sorry.
10:37Mommy.
10:38Bitch, if you spray me one more time,
10:39do it again.
10:44You have five days.
10:48What are you looking for?
10:49I like to be loved.
10:50I like to be held.
10:52I like to be comforted.
10:53And you can't answer the question
10:54how you like to be loved,
10:56but I like to be loved.
10:57This is what I mean.
10:58You have to put on work too.
10:59The relationship is 50-50.
11:01So.
11:02If I was on a date and...
11:04I wouldn't be able to believe my eyes.
11:08I'm trying here, fuck!
11:09I thought I'm here on a date.
11:10Why am I taking the SAT?
11:12Girl, why are you asking me?
11:13Like, you need my fucking social security number too?
11:16I'm trying to get to know the person
11:17that I'll be spending the rest of my life with.
11:18This is like when I'm trying to sign into Google
11:20and it's like, security questions first.
11:21Damn!
11:22And you gonna let me hit or no?
11:23No!
11:24Then get out!
11:27I'm kidding, baby.
11:29I'm taking my Gucci jewelry.
11:30Oh!
11:31Ah!
11:33Is we here?
11:34We here.
11:34Oh!
11:35This is my favorite jeweler!
11:39Oh!
11:39I told you, baby.
11:40Anything you want.
11:41I mean, girl.
11:42Okay, fine.
11:43I'll put on a strap.
11:44Your skin looks so nice.
11:46It's because I'm with you.
11:47Oh!
11:48Your makeup looks so good.
11:50I love that you're here.
11:50I love that I tell you this every...
11:54We're here!
11:55Getting shot, yes.
11:59We got Aiden.
12:00Aiden.
12:01And then we got my beautiful girlfriend.
12:03Oh!
12:06Stop!
12:07Here we are to shop for Quinn
12:09because it's Quinn's day.
12:10Let me...
12:11Move, bitch!
12:18Gentlemen, y'all.
12:22Why is this coming already to me?
12:23Is this all the gold?
12:26Brownie!
12:27How much are y'all pearls?
12:28Which pearl are you in?
12:29The cheapest.
12:30Cock that T.
12:31Cock it.
12:32I'm gonna show you my...
12:34Period.
12:35Really, really, really, really,
12:36cock, cock, cock.
12:37Now, really, really, really,
12:38really, cock.
12:40What's up, y'all?
12:41So this would be...
12:42Really, really, really,
12:43cock, cock, cock.
12:43Now, really, really, really,
12:44cock, cock, cock.
12:46Wait a minute.
12:47What the fuck?
12:48Is this allowed?
12:49So this, we have put on like a bracelet
12:52if you were thinking of doing snag, necessarily.
12:55I like your purse.
12:57I kinda like the purse.
12:58Hello.
12:59Oh, my bad, sorry.
13:02My bad, babe.
13:03No, take it.
13:04What's your truth?
13:05What's your truth for?
13:06Can I also see...
13:09This...
13:12Two pieces?
13:12Two pieces of your period, so...
13:15Two pieces for you as well.
13:16I really like it.
13:17That's very...
13:18Babe, so cute, babe.
13:20Thank you, babe.
13:21So cute.
13:22So like, even if the bracelet
13:23kind of switches around,
13:24that charm is...
13:25Oh, this is...
13:27Oh, this one.
13:27They're low rise.
13:29Okay, but I'm not comfortable
13:30when you show a skin like that.
13:31I'm not comfortable with you being pointy,
13:33but here we are, in our relationship.
13:35I'm sure.
13:35I'm sure.
13:36Yeah.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Yeah.
13:39Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:40Yeah.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Solitaire diamond.
13:44But then I might,
13:45I could just match this to a necklace.
13:46Ooh, so it's multi-faceted.
13:48I like that versatile.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I like that.
13:51You like that versatility.
13:52I do.
13:53Thank you so much for this.
13:54Of course.
13:55This is your best date so far, huh?
13:59This...
14:00Be nice.
14:01I'm finding it.
14:01Yeah.
14:04Can you say it like you mean it?
14:05Yeah.
14:07I just wanted like the...
14:09It's okay, baby. You're good.
14:10No, I deserve it.
14:11I'm so sorry.
14:12I just wanted like the necklace over here.
14:14You deserve it.
14:16I don't.
14:19So, I have to wear a dachshund on this.
14:23And we really turned on each other.
14:24Because I need like balance.
14:26To bottom.
14:27I need a bottom.
14:33She's taking it.
14:34You have a bigger diamond in this cross one.
14:37Bigger diamond.
14:38This one is the only one...
14:40How many carats is this?
14:41That one is .82.
14:43Do you know how much that costs?
14:45$9.90.
14:46$9.90?
14:47I believe so, yeah.
14:48Oh, get two.
14:52She's crazy.
14:57Baby.
14:58Just keep shopping.
14:59What's some interesting like textured bracelets you all have that's still like this thickness?
15:04I do have this guy.
15:07Someone's gotta charge my car a little bit.
15:10That's not me.
15:11Thank you, babe.
15:18So much for the sweet.
15:20How much is the price?
15:22Run it, run it, run it, run it.
15:24I tried to be out in five minutes, but he told me to keep shopping.
15:27Or you can save it for later.
15:30They are, but they don't have to be.
15:33It all just depends on where you wear it.
15:35We got it.
15:36Let's just get what I got.
15:37Get out of the way, let me handle this.
15:39Oh my God.
15:41All right.
15:42$22.50 for you.
15:44Thank you very much.
15:45What's up?
15:51Stop.
15:52I was trying to give him some shit.
15:54That's not shit, girl.
15:56That's a weapon.
16:02Oh, I'll be long gone before then.
16:05Bye.
16:07Let us out.
16:09Tax write off.
16:10Bro, nigga.
16:13You happy?
16:14Yes.
16:15Can we go into the car now?
16:16Yeah.
16:17I'm cold.
16:20I don't want to give you no pussy.
16:21Give me no pussy.
16:22As you being the mogul as you are,
16:24in any healthy relationship I've seen on the internet,
16:27couples, they do Vogue cover shoots.
16:29You know, like Hailey and Justin.
16:31They did the Vogue cover shoot.
16:33Me and her, we are iconic couple.
16:34We got to do our own cover shoot.
16:36So I've got Vogue in the back, and we're going to go take our cover.
16:40Vogue came in your backyard.
16:42Not just Vogue.
16:43Vogue East LA.
16:44Wait a minute.
16:45Follow me.
16:46Do you have your glam team?
16:47Is our glam ready?
16:48Do we have our gowns?
16:49Beautiful gown.
16:50We got what?
16:51No gowns?
16:52No.
16:53What's happening?
16:54Vogue cover, Vogue cover.
16:56What is he doing?
16:57This is my lovely, loving, beautiful girlfriend.
16:59Hello.
17:00Nice to meet you.
17:01Nice to meet you, too.
17:02This is Quinlan Bob.
17:03Black Will, my wife.
17:04My girlfriend.
17:05Quin, Black Will.
17:06Von.
17:07Pleasure to meet you, too.
17:08Thank you guys for having me.
17:10Of course.
17:11Thank you so much for having us.
17:12Damn.
17:13Oh.
17:14So you're taking a really massive photo shoot.
17:15Why didn't you put on a dress?
17:16I have some dresses in there.
17:17Not for me.
17:18Why didn't you?
17:19My mom comes over a lot.
17:20Weren't you wearing one?
17:21Oh, that was because I was trying to, me and the bros were messing around.
17:22Uh-uh.
17:23Put it in the dresses.
17:24You should have brought one out.
17:25She could wear one.
17:26Wait a minute.
17:27You want to see me in a dress?
17:28Bro's gay.
17:29I didn't know we were doing a photo shoot.
17:30I'm so confused right now.
17:31You look already popping today.
17:33Baby, can you grab me a bag?
17:34I'm so confused right now.
17:35Baby, can you grab me a bag?
17:36I'm so confused right now.
17:37I'm so confused right now.
17:38You look already popping today.
17:40Baby, can you grab me a tank top by any chance?
17:41Yeah, yeah, of course.
17:42Because I feel like I want to give more 90s.
17:43This is very, like, money-like themed.
17:44I feel like I'm giving 90s just in my face.
17:45Yo.
17:46Guys.
17:47Okay, let's practice poses.
17:48Okay.
17:49Guys, we can just start with this one.
17:50Wait.
17:51I was supposed to be...
17:52Only are men not acting like men in terms of leading their homes responsibly?
17:55For 2025, right, bro?
17:56One, two, three.
17:57One, two, three.
17:58One, two, three.
17:59One, two, three.
18:00One, two, three.
18:01One, two, three.
18:02One, two, three.
18:04For 2025, right, bro?
18:05One, two, three.
18:06I like that.
18:07Okay, perfect.
18:08Yes.
18:09Nice.
18:10You got all of them.
18:11Which one do you like, girlfriend?
18:12Skin?
18:13Um, do you have black to match?
18:14Oh, yeah.
18:15I'm so sorry.
18:16We're trying to be our own brand.
18:17Okay.
18:18Do you want to get black?
18:19I'll get some individual.
18:20Yeah, let's do that.
18:21Let's do that.
18:22Let's do that.
18:23Let's do that.
18:24Let's do that.
18:25Let's do that.
18:26Let's do that.
18:27Let's do that.
18:28Let's do that.
18:29Let's do that.
18:30Let's do that.
18:31Let's do that.
18:32Let's do that.
18:33Let's do that.
18:34Let's do that.
18:35I love it.
18:36Did you get your solos?
18:37I don't think so.
18:38Why would I take those?
18:39Shut up.
18:40Shut up a little bit.
18:41Wait, this is creepy.
18:42Oh, that's cute.
18:43That's super cute.
18:44Four more.
18:45Long ways.
18:46Everybody want to be a girl.
18:47Who gonna be the boys?
18:48I keep saying that.
18:49And we have to go.
18:50Oh
19:20Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him, look at him
19:25Why are y'all laughing?
19:27Y'all ain't never seen that bitch with big titties before?
19:29When Quinn has her tits out, it's cut
19:31But when I have my tits out, it's weird
19:33It's Playboi
19:35Girl
19:37Oh my god
19:43This is literally our Ice Blast film trip music video
19:47We look like twins
19:49Do you want to do some um
19:51Individuals
20:01This is my
20:03This is my final form
20:05Oh my god
20:09One, two
20:11You want titties for these?
20:13Three
20:15I can bring mine up
20:19Boop
20:21Boop
20:25I make it Quinn
20:27Who's face, Quinn loves
20:29Faces, however
20:31I'm staying with my own business
20:33I like that
20:35He can germinate
20:37Get away
20:39Delightful lives
20:41All if you don't swelling in your food
20:43You're probably
20:45Getting a little results
20:47I like the color
20:48I like to put steak houses in the hot potato so it tastes like chicken
20:56So I guess I gotta talk over the loud loud alarm, I like to poke holes in my face
21:02So the steam that he goes inside the steak goes fully cooked. I'm not a fan of the raw meat
21:12Y'all heard them
21:18Oh
21:21This right here changes lives a little bit of that
21:25Give it some extra juice. I like to put my potatoes in the same pan as the steak for the extra flavor
21:31How many more times do I have to do this me personally? I think it's the smartest thing to do. Am I lazy?
21:36Yes
21:37Who's gonna check me?
21:39Not you
21:40So my beautiful wife is gonna walk in and i'm gonna show her the new hot potato for her
21:46I really just want to show her right now
21:48It feels like you need to be cared by a real man due to the fact that all the guys she dated have been secretly gay
21:53So i'm gonna show her what it feels like to be loved cared for
21:56caressed
21:58I know where the juice box
22:00Roughly an inch or two inside the vagina opening near the urethra. Why the fuck did I say that?
22:08Hello, why is the table set babe, I got something for you. What did you get for me? It smells good
22:16You look good. Thanks, babe. How was work? Work was great. Yeah, babe. So today justin came over, right?
22:22And him and his wife are beefing which is so soothing. I hope you guys didn't work out
22:29You've been such a hard-working wife
22:32Um, we're married
22:34Yeah. Oh, okay. Come to the kitchen. So tonight's the dinner. What?
22:41You made this
22:43Yes
22:53Yes
23:04Really thank you so much for being you you are such a strong independent queen
23:11It's just to get up. Thank you for appreciating me. I appreciate you
23:15The things you do for this country, man
23:17And the fact that a man tries to tell you what you can't do with your body is crazy
23:22To all the niggas in the white house. You got a problem with her. You got a problem with me. So trump you seeing this
23:28We friending with trump? Yeah, we friending trump and he friending your wife
23:34Please please
23:37See he's got witches working for him
23:41Oh
23:44Right under the cat tuna
23:47You want some wine? Yes. Chardonnay or rasinette?
23:52Chardonnay. It sounds like poison. Baby. So how was the day? How was your work tonight?
23:57Did you see Anna Wintour? Did you work with Jiwon? She's such a beautiful model. Tell me all about it
24:08We spent this day together
24:12Today was lovely. Um, my date took me jewelry shopping and then we went to drum city
24:26I'm trying. I didn't know you could hear me. Cheers
24:36When i'm done cooking dinner with you
24:42Hold it like they're restaurant quality only to unfold and realize this is fucking bouncy
24:48Did you actually make those steaks? Yes. No, you didn't
24:53Really
24:54I do this. Okay, baby. How was your day? All i'ma say is I was really excited was
25:00Because I put my fork in this potato and it crunched like it wasn't even cooked. Yeah
25:11Yum, right? The potato's still raw. It just has cooked seasoning on it. No, it's airwine keto. So what do you rate the potatoes?
25:20Uh, 0.3
25:26It's better than a wine. So let me just let you know that I
25:30experienced a lot of relationships in my life. This has been the most
25:36This has been the most intense one yet. Really? Yeah
25:39Dating you was no joke at all. Thank you so much for today. I had so much fun. This is actually
25:46It's a teleprompter
25:55I bet you a million dollars is good. I bet you million dollars is the antelope
25:59Me
26:04What
26:05Was it good? It was really fucking delicious. I swallowed three times
26:08I got some questions to get to know each other on a deeper level because I feel like we know each other already, but these are really
26:13Um solidify what we're working towards do it fart
26:17Uh, if I inhale air in it before listen
26:22Wow, oh my god, you're so talented. What's your biggest turnoff in a man?
26:26Gay, I always wanted a boyfriend. I can listen to link minaj with you seem like a nikki man. Are you what's your favorite song?
26:32I love good. I think good form. It makes all the bitches twerk in my section. Do you have a section that bitches?
26:39Yeah, when I went out with the brodies
26:41So the brodies is the bitches. No, no
26:44Got you. I need a man that can build my furniture. Are you handy?
26:50With them painted fingernails I would assume
26:55Driving a piece of shit. The only reason Larry gave me something if he can get it discounted
27:01Well, yes as a last ditch effort because this date is going really bad and i'm not gonna it's going really bad
27:06We got a mariachi band on the call
27:09So maybe we can impress her with mariachi band. I'm just i'm trying to show. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Thank you
27:19Come on here and start from the back
27:26I think I need a cigarette because you were honestly stressing me out. So I had to tell him to give me some space from you
27:32I'll go home. What's something a man can do to impress you?
27:37Do you have breakaway glass
27:40I would never hit me up. However, though what I am gonna do i'm scared
27:49What can a man do to impress you give me a hug give me that's the bare minimum queen you guys are better
27:55This day's cute and all but I think this day will be better with some music
28:26Foreign
28:42Thank you guys you guys want me some pussy tonight
28:56Foreign
29:00I've always wanted titties and this is like a dream country
29:10Hey
29:25Mr. Mr. Mr. I can't do the violence. Wait do the kylie when she like
29:34I actually want an omegle and cabbage
29:38We can get one right imagine with a 40 inch platinum blonde 50 50 purple. Yes, right
29:47You just came to spell king kylie exactly I feel like a saucy baby. I swear
29:51One time when we went to charlie xx's birthday, we got in the car and they started paparazzi and I was like, oh my god
30:00No me and quinn leaving charlie's birthday really they went before us paparazzi me and quinn after we were like, you ready
30:08We walk out they put the camera
30:12I said hello
30:14Hello, I would have just started like swinging like with my
30:19So, can you rate my boyfriend skills? Was I a great boyfriend right now?
30:22I would say if I was somebody who was looking for a partner and I seen this I would be like
30:29Give him my cojones
30:31Give you your cojones. Yeah, I think you're the best boyfriend ever. You literally are my boyfriend, even though we don't have sex
30:37So i'd write larry's boyfriendetry
30:4010 out of 10 always answer the phone always text jokes always buy me presents
30:45Always is so nice to me always is so patient
30:48Always is so sweet always is so understanding speaks to me very kindly
30:53And just makes me feel so loved and so whole so I would really recommend dating larry, but larry doesn't
31:01accept applications
31:05You can put the gun down now
31:10Okay, bye
31:15So what does vagina taste like