Denise Richards and Her Wild Things S01 E01
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00:00♪♪
00:05Here we go.
00:06♪♪
00:08If someone wants to see my boobies,
00:10I'm like, "[Bleep], thank you."
00:12I'm trying to just balance everything.
00:14I'm an actress.
00:15Like we're having a love scene here.
00:17That wasn't in the storyboard that you sent.
00:19Oh, I just wrote it.
00:21Wife.
00:22You're beautiful, honey.
00:24Uh-huh.
00:25It's a Hollywood thing.
00:27You're a...liar, Camille.
00:29I'm so happy for you.
00:31Three, two, one.
00:32Wider.
00:33Look at you.
00:34She's a movie star.
00:36Hey there, lady.
00:37Ha, ha, ha, "[Bleep], man, I'm a mom."
00:40You don't like bright colors.
00:41Yes, I do. Look at my nails.
00:43Yeah, I don't...
00:44I'm a cool mom.
00:46Are we all cuckoo birds?
00:47Ha, ha, ha.
00:49Being a parent in the public eye and in Hollywood
00:52is really hard,
00:53especially when your mom and dad
00:55are Denise Richards and Charlie Sheen.
00:57I guess you have a...up mom and a...up dad,
01:00and I've got...up kids now.
01:01Oh, my God.
01:02I'm kidding.
01:03I'm trying to just keep the family together,
01:05and these girls make it so...hard.
01:08I wouldn't speak to you like this
01:09if you were such a...dude.
01:11Don't call her dude.
01:12She's your sister.
01:13People think it gets so much easier when they're older.
01:16It gets harder, and there is no damn-ass...
01:19handbook for it, that's for sure.
01:22Oh, sh...
01:28♪
01:30♪ Don't you wanna make some love?
01:32♪ Don't you take it all for yourself?
01:35♪
01:37I'm so excited to see them.
01:39Aren't you so excited?
01:40I'm so excited.
01:42We get the babies.
01:44Let's go get the blondies.
01:46Hello. Hello.
01:47Are you excited?
01:48Let's go get the blondies.
01:49They're over here.
01:50All right.
01:51Oh, babies.
01:53Hi, baby.
01:55Here, here, we're gonna come in here.
01:58Hi.
01:59Hi, babies.
02:00Can I sit down with them?
02:01You can do whatever you want.
02:02They're your dogs.
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04I love you like crazy.
02:05Oh, my God.
02:07We miss you.
02:08Why do we have three golden retrievers?
02:10Okay, here's what happened.
02:13Sammy gets this puppy.
02:15Aaron and I learned that there was a sister available,
02:19and he's like, well, we can't separate them.
02:22And there was a brother with the sister.
02:24We can't separate the brother from the sister
02:26from the other brother.
02:27And I said, okay.
02:30So we got the brother and the sister,
02:32and then they called and said another sister came back
02:37because someone was allergic to her.
02:39So, uh...
02:42Oh, my God.
02:43Just be careful when you sit down on this grass,
02:45because I can't promise you there's not gonna be any.
02:46Oh, I don't care.
02:47So we have all the siblings together.
02:50Which dog do you think shows any signs of anything
02:54for maybe being a service dog for her?
02:57All three technically can do the job,
02:59but what's gonna happen is over the next few months,
03:02you're gonna see which dog connects with her the most,
03:04and that's gonna be the dog we train for service.
03:06We've been wanting to find a service dog for Eloise.
03:09One of them's getting here as a friend, okay?
03:12Eloise is the bright light.
03:14I adopted her at birth.
03:16We did not learn until she was almost five years old.
03:19She has a deletion in chromosome eight,
03:21which has caused development delays with speech.
03:24Thumbs up.
03:26They're listening.
03:27No.
03:28No.
03:29Good.
03:29She's not hard of hearing, and she's not autistic,
03:32and so it's been hard to find the service dog
03:37that would be good for her.
03:38All right, so who's the primary caretaker?
03:40Me and Aaron.
03:42But Lola...
03:43And me sometimes, yeah.
03:44Sometimes.
03:45When I'm not working.
03:46Lola works at a restaurant.
03:48She's a hostess.
03:50She still lives at home.
03:52I love her being home.
03:53I wish Sammy was still there.
03:55Well, whoever's gonna be taking care of the dogs the most,
03:57you gotta make sure you continue the training.
03:59Yeah.
03:59I got pregnant with Lola when Sammy was six months old,
04:04and I filed for divorce from their dad
04:09when I was six months pregnant.
04:11High five the air.
04:12Stay.
04:13Stay.
04:13Back off.
04:14I always say Lola's like a fairy.
04:16She's just very soft.
04:19She's light.
04:20When you call them, say, come here, guys.
04:21Come here, guys.
04:23There you go.
04:24Let's put some thrust in that voice.
04:25Yeah.
04:26Because of her innocence,
04:27I feel that she's not what I would say
04:29is your typical 19-year-old growing up
04:33in a Hollywood family in Los Angeles.
04:36Keep it all created.
04:37You don't gotta give them the room of the house just yet,
04:39and don't coddle them so much,
04:41because remember, they're gonna start identifying
04:43who the pushover in the family is.
04:44Okay.
04:45Yeah.
04:47Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
04:50There you go.
04:50I'm so excited.
04:52Oh, we get to bring the babies home.
04:55Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
04:56Oh, my God.
04:57You guys good?
04:58I'm so excited.
05:00I'm so excited.
05:01Oh, my God.
05:03I'm so excited.
05:05Look how cute they are.
05:07I'm so excited.
05:09Look.
05:10Oh, my gosh, I am so excited.
05:13Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
05:15Oh, my God, I'm so excited.
05:17I love them so much.
05:18I'm so excited.
05:19We're home.
05:22My living situation is a little confusing.
05:26I don't live in our house.
05:27Aaron's mom and dad and his brother,
05:30they were gonna stay for a few months.
05:32It's been over three years, and I needed some space,
05:36so I rented a townhouse,
05:39and then I rented another one and another one,
05:41so I have three of them.
05:42One's an office, one's a studio,
05:46one's for Lola and Eloise and for us to sleep in,
05:49and then when Aaron and I want privacy,
05:51then we sleep in the studio,
05:53so we're all over the place.
05:56Let's go, guys.
05:57I told Sam and Lola, I'm like,
05:58we could be like Mavro's place,
06:00and they were like, what's that?
06:03Come here, guys.
06:04Come here, baby.
06:05Oh, my gosh, I love you so much.
06:08Don't coddle him so much.
06:10Look at you, baby.
06:13I love you so much.
06:16Don't give him the roam of the house just yet.
06:18Come here, baby.
06:19Hey, hey, hey, let's go.
06:21Come here, guys.
06:22Come on, let's go, baby.
06:24No, no, no, no, no.
06:25Babe, don't you think, like,
06:27we have to put together a schedule?
06:296.30 a.m., they have to go potty.
06:31What time do you get up, Lola?
06:357.30 for work.
06:37I have really bad OCD with my house being clean,
06:40and I need it to be clean.
06:41I do, too.
06:42It's a lot of dogs, and I'm just saying,
06:44it's not a normal thing to get three
06:46golden retrievers at once.
06:48You know how you can prevent a mess?
06:50Take them outside.
06:52Obviously, but.
06:53So that's what we do.
06:54OMG.
06:57The dog's pooped on the floor.
07:00We have to hide it, right?
07:01Let's go.
07:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:07Have you done this kind of class?
07:09No, I do traditional potties.
07:11This looks a little scary.
07:13My potties trainer, he's doing a retreat
07:16in the Cayman Islands, so I can't wait.
07:18The Cayman Islands?
07:19Where is that?
07:19It's in the Cayman Islands.
07:22Hello.
07:22How are you guys?
07:23I'm good, I'm Denise.
07:24Welcome, I'm Sonia.
07:25Nice to meet you.
07:26Nice to meet you.
07:27I saw high intensity.
07:28It's definitely gonna be high intensity,
07:30but we'll take it easy.
07:31Perfect.
07:32I got my stocks.
07:33Sammy is my firstborn.
07:36She is 27.
07:38She is 20 years old.
07:40She's a very confident young woman,
07:42and it's so interesting for me,
07:45because I moved to Los Angeles to start acting
07:48when I was 20.
07:49I see so much of myself in her too.
07:51Now I know how my parents felt
07:54when I did certain things in my career.
07:57This is your reformer.
07:58I'm gonna put you guys on the machine.
08:00Are we putting this on our feet?
08:01On your hands.
08:02Oh.
08:03And then slowly lower your legs down.
08:04Oh my God, I didn't know we were already starting off.
08:07Pulse for 10.
08:08I actually don't think I can do this.
08:11Good.
08:11Bend in, curl, then extend out.
08:16Really good back leg, Denise.
08:17Perfect.
08:20Ow.
08:22Ow.
08:23Booty's a little bit on fire.
08:24It's good.
08:25Yeah.
08:26I just, I feel like you're lying.
08:27There's no way you're not struggling.
08:29It's challenging.
08:32I'm meeting with a modeling agency next week.
08:35You are?
08:36I think I want to start taking that really seriously
08:38instead of OnlyFans.
08:40Once I have another job that I really like,
08:42then I would stop it.
08:43I think that's a good decision.
08:46When I started OnlyFans,
08:47I was working a minimum wage job
08:49at a little candy shop in Malibu,
08:51but I really wanted to start supporting myself.
08:54A candy shop ain't gonna cut it.
08:56I did think about it.
08:57I'm like, that's actually so funny
08:58that last week I was selling candy
09:00and now selling my nudes on the internet.
09:03So.
09:04Yeah, it's just like really hard
09:05like reading all the messages
09:07and like, I don't know, it's a lot.
09:10I was upset for you because I know what it's like
09:13starting in this business
09:14and having people say certain things.
09:16And so I wanted to join.
09:18I just felt like I had to have your back.
09:21At first I was pissed that you made one.
09:23Why?
09:24I don't care.
09:24Because, Mom, that's like really annoying and weird.
09:26Then it switched from like,
09:27Samuel Sheen starts OnlyFans
09:29to now Denise Richards joins Daughter and starts OnlyFans.
09:32And then it was all about you.
09:33I was like, I'm supporting my daughter.
09:35You know how much I got made fun of?
09:37No, I could see that would be really weird.
09:39It's hard explaining that to friends.
09:40I get it.
09:41You have a lot of explaining to do with your friends,
09:43with both your parents.
09:44I really do.
09:45Oh, I know.
09:46It's why we have a show.
09:49Mom.
10:00Hi, Mamas.
10:01Your place is stunning.
10:04This is beautiful.
10:06I'm so excited to catch up with you.
10:08Thank you for coming with me.
10:09Camille Grammer and I, we first met over 20 years ago.
10:14She was married to her ex, Kelsey,
10:17and I was married to Charlie.
10:19At the time, her husband and Charlie,
10:21they would always be up against each other
10:24at every single award show
10:25because Frasier and Two and a Half Men
10:28were on at the same time.
10:29So we have the exes and the housewives together.
10:34How old were you when you moved to LA?
10:3626, 27 when I moved to LA.
10:40I married Kelsey when I was 28,
10:42and then we were married for 14 years.
10:45So when he left, I was devastated
10:47because I felt like my whole world fell apart.
10:49And the judgment from other people
10:51and being made out to be this awful woman.
10:54We get tossed to the curb.
10:56I'll never get divorced again,
10:57even if we hate each other.
10:59It's not easy being married to me.
11:02It is not.
11:03And she said it, and yes, that's true.
11:06On many levels, it's not easy.
11:09But.
11:09That's it, I'm done.
11:11Yeah, I'm never getting divorced again.
11:13Even if we hate each other,
11:14I'm not gonna get divorced.
11:15I've never said different homes or something.
11:16We're not gonna hate each other.
11:17We have enough homes, but yes, I agree.
11:20I agree, honey.
11:22Love you, baby.
11:23I love you too.
11:25By the way, you look absolutely gorgeous.
11:27Oh, thank you.
11:28I know, the last time I saw you,
11:29you were a little frazzled.
11:30I was, I know.
11:31Coming in off of a boat with Rositana.
11:32I know, and the last time I was there
11:34was with the housewife.
11:36Oh my God, I remember that.
11:37This has been probably the worst trip
11:39I've ever been on in my entire life.
11:41That is the truth.
11:43So both your kids were there.
11:45Mm-hmm.
11:46That's nice.
11:48And Lola would not come
11:49because her and Salene are fighting.
11:51They're not speaking at all.
11:54Can I ask?
11:54Yeah, no, I don't really know all the details.
11:59Except Sammy's ex-boyfriend,
12:01Lola, has remained friends with him.
12:03That's why, okay.
12:05I know they're young, but I'm like,
12:07you're gonna have plenty of stuff to fight about.
12:11This is nothing.
12:12The current beef between me and Lola
12:13started when I broke up with,
12:17not my last boyfriend, but the one before that.
12:20Wait, sorry.
12:22Should I say beforehand?
12:23I don't want to refer to my ex as that.
12:26She always thought in her head
12:28that I wanted her boyfriend.
12:29She's gonna say that they've always been best friends.
12:31I introduced them, like one of my best friends.
12:34They were talking about me behind my back.
12:36She expected me to just completely drop him as a friend
12:39and just like leave a hangout if he was there.
12:41Breaking girl code, if you ask me.
12:43I would never do that to a friend, let alone my sister.
12:46Okay, so I'm doing a family barbecue.
12:49I haven't even looked at this,
12:50but it's the rules in Malibu
12:52of what we can and can't have for this barbecue.
12:56Can you believe that?
12:58The dictatorship.
12:59Malibu party food and beverage container ordinance, okay.
13:04Okay, no balloons, no plastic,
13:07no meat or fish trays or acorns.
13:10Wait, it says no meat?
13:11If I was a five-year-old,
13:13I would be crying my eyeballs out
13:15if I had a birthday party in Malibu.
13:17Like, no balloons?
13:18Is chicken considered a meat?
13:21So what the hell can I bring?
13:23I grew up in Illinois.
13:24You could bring whatever the fuck you wanted to a picnic.
13:27You know, we're at a balloon store.
13:29I know.
13:30And the first thing on this list is no balloons.
13:33I understand that.
13:35We'll find something.
13:37We're doing like a barbecue in Malibu
13:39and their rules are crazy.
13:41This is the material we can use.
13:43Okay, you know what, it's like a game.
13:45Okay. Let's see what we can find.
13:46You can bring bamboo and forks and knives
13:48and straws made out of sugar.
13:50Eco party wear.
13:52What are those made of?
13:53It says 100% natural.
13:55Oh, I think they are.
13:56They are bamboo.
13:57Okay, we should do bamboo.
13:58And no plastic, for sure.
14:01But they're plastic?
14:03Yeah.
14:03So we'll hide the plastic.
14:04I don't think they're gonna know that that's not.
14:07Do you think that they're gonna know that it's plastic?
14:09What if I tell them it's sugar?
14:10It's a bamboo soy sugar.
14:12All right, good.
14:13I think we can do this one.
14:15Do you have bamboo cups or sugar cups?
14:17I mean, eat the cup.
14:18Eat the cup.
14:19We brought plastic.
14:22Okay, thank you.
14:23Thank you for your help.
14:23I really appreciate it.
14:33Let's grab what we can get.
14:35Here, let me grab the heavy.
14:37When the girls were younger,
14:38we would do barbecues at the house every Sunday.
14:41It just brings everyone together.
14:43Let's just make it light and fun,
14:45laugh and forget about whatever's bothering everyone.
14:50It's beautiful.
14:51Total picturesque.
14:53I'm a rule follower, depending on what the rules are.
14:56I did my best with this barbecue.
14:59Here's all our bamboo plastic ass plates.
15:02I didn't know if people were watching us,
15:05they're gonna arrest us.
15:06It's Malibu, who knows?
15:08If anyone comes by, we will tell them.
15:10I guess it would be kind of entertaining
15:12that I got arrested because I brought a plastic fork
15:16that I was trying to make it look like
15:18that it was stainless steel.
15:20It's so ridiculous.
15:21This'll be fun, honey.
15:23Yeah?
15:24Don't you think?
15:25Okay, well, I think so.
15:26Oh, look how pretty that looks.
15:29Hey, y'all.
15:29You look beautiful.
15:31I've always been one.
15:33The more, the merrier.
15:35Hi, how are you?
15:36Good, how are you?
15:37I'm good.
15:38Hey.
15:39Hi, honey.
15:40You look so cute.
15:41I love having a family together.
15:43I love friends together.
15:44Hi, Brooke.
15:45Hi.
15:46How are you?
15:47Oh, I got Timmy.
15:49Hi.
15:50I wanted to include Brooke, Charlie's other ex-wife.
15:53I wish you were still at that union
15:55because I rented three there.
15:57There is a lot of history there.
15:59Her sons are my daughter's brothers.
16:02Hi, Pop, how are you?
16:03We are a big, blended family.
16:06Eloise, come make a plate.
16:07We'll get some food.
16:09I love that you dive right in, Sammy.
16:10I'm right out here.
16:11Oh my God, I'm starving.
16:12Where's Lola?
16:14Is Lola here?
16:16Lola!
16:18Loli!
16:20Here you go, honey.
16:21And there's baked potato.
16:23Oh my goodness.
16:24What's going on with you guys?
16:25With Sammy.
16:26Yeah, I know you guys are beefing
16:28over some dude or whatever.
16:30She just cannot let it go.
16:33Sammy's crazy and so are you.
16:34But it's fine, I love both of you.
16:36Brooke, I love your hair.
16:38I went blonder, right?
16:39I love it.
16:40Do you like it?
16:41Yeah.
16:42So the reason why I wanted to do a family environment
16:45is because Sam and Lola have not spoken for a long time.
16:51They've always been really close.
16:53We see each other almost every day.
16:54Yeah, we're close.
16:56I don't think we ever want to admit it.
16:57She calls me at least eight times a day.
17:02I do.
17:03Yeah.
17:03I think we'll always be that way.
17:05We're very, very close.
17:07I don't know what it is about siblings
17:08sometimes just being complete opposites.
17:10Bob is more of an introvert like Charlie
17:14and Max needs a playmate, wants to do something.
17:17So Max is Lola.
17:19Right.
17:20Bob looks like Charlie and Sammy looks like Charlie.
17:23Right.
17:24What does Aaron say?
17:25Does he get involved with them?
17:28Sorry, I keep looking up a squirrel.
17:30I have so many squirrels that come and I feed them nuts.
17:34Oh, they're waiting for their nuts.
17:35I hope they come and sit at it.
17:38Oh my God, he's so cute.
17:41Oh wow.
17:42Start sitting at the same table.
17:43Should we go over and sit?
17:45Sure.
17:46As a man that's in the same family as me,
17:48like us men don't have really any say with these women.
17:52So we just let them.
17:53Oh, you found that out.
17:54What do you think I'm standing over here by myself?
17:57Putting lids back on the hood.
17:59Yeah, now you know.
18:01Hi weasels.
18:02Did you see the squirrel over there?
18:07How are your sisters?
18:08This is the longest they've ever gone through
18:11something like this.
18:12And I think that they need to just be done with it.
18:18Here we are girls.
18:21I think we need to work through this.
18:23It would only be successful if someone here
18:25was capable of holding themselves accountable.
18:36I think we need to work through this.
18:38I think it would only be successful
18:40if someone here was capable
18:42of holding themselves accountable.
18:44So.
18:47I think also if she could just not cuss me out
18:49and actually be respectful, that would be nice.
18:52Can you do that?
18:53Like not cuss at her and be respectful?
18:55Can you stop hanging with my ex?
18:58The way that you speak to me is so rude.
19:00I wouldn't speak to you like this
19:01if you were such a bitch, dude.
19:04Don't call her dude, she's your sister.
19:07I want you guys to like repair your relationship.
19:10I don't want to do that right now though.
19:11Like why do you have to force it?
19:13I'm not.
19:14My mom always seems to take Sammy's side.
19:17Well, that's not some crazy shit.
19:18I feel like she gets away with it
19:19cause she's the little sister.
19:20It's just like two against one.
19:22I feel like I'm still holding a grudge against that.
19:24No, my purse is stuck.
19:26We're making a date.
19:30Because my chain is stuck in this picnic table.
19:33I think you genuinely need to work on
19:35how to talk to someone, Sammy.
19:36I'm a very nice person to the people I want to be nice to.
19:38You have disrespected me one too many times.
19:41All you do is be a little mean and call me mean.
19:43How much have you been trying to get my purse?
19:45I don't want to talk to her anymore.
19:47She's so mean.
19:48I know, that's why I was trying to stop it.
19:50Let's stop.
19:51Well, this is one big happy family, isn't it?
19:53It really is.
19:54You guys keep talking.
19:56That's the thing.
19:57Bear.
19:58Jesus Christ.
20:00Do I worry that my parenting has fucked my kids?
20:03Of course I do.
20:04You and your sister, you're going to get through it.
20:07I'm not.
20:08Why can't we just like, fuck it and move on?
20:10Let's move past this question.
20:13I think it made it worse.
20:16Oh, shit.
20:18This season on Denise Richards and her wild things.
20:21Oh, this is so exciting.
20:23Are my girls going to drive me crazy?
20:25At least my hair's not fake.
20:26At least I can fucking afford fake hair.
20:29Of course.
20:30Mom, you're making me nervous.
20:31I'm embarrassing you?
20:33I'm getting a grill.
20:34What the fuck?
20:35My friends drop in.
20:37That's a country club pour.
20:38We could have been stepsisters.
20:40That's a show.
20:42Hi.
20:43You look gorgeous.
20:45They say if you can't handle the heat,
20:47stay out of the kitchen.
20:48But you know, I like to keep things hot.
20:50OnlyPans, please watch my new cooking show.
20:53How is this even a freaking noodle?
20:56Oh, man.
20:57You're my husband's hall pass.
21:00Okay, well.
21:01And I make out with my ex.
21:02I'm going to go to lunch with your dad today.
21:04Tell him I wish him nothing but the worst.
21:07No, not that one.
21:10Let's just say this is a wild fucking ride.
21:13So did you have fun?
21:15No.