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00:00With the greatest humility that I asked to marry your daughter on a lousy $1,200 a month. She deserves better
00:06Yes, she deserves a husband who makes
00:081,400 she'll get one and it won't be you you think I'm gonna let you marry my daughter for her money
00:16Mr. Provolone I
00:19Don't love your daughter for her money and I can prove it
00:22Yeah, how when I marry her I plan to give her my entire fortune how much in a Kumba like you have
00:29Forty eight thousand six hundred forty two dollars and thirty cents. How did you say fifty grand or four hundred a month?
00:34I stole it from you
00:37What walk into my house and tell me you stole 50 G's from me? Yes kink
00:43You want I should bump them?
00:45Give me that get although you know what I told you you're a butler now
00:50Bottle that piece has been in a family for years. It's walking
00:54I'm waiting for an explanation. Maybe I should start from the beginning
00:58Just start from where you stole my money when I first took over as your accountant your books were a mess
01:03They don't sound like there are no great shape now. Damn it double negative your overhead was high and your net profits were low
01:09I changed all that I
01:13Sent you a fruit basket for Christmas, didn't I? I took all the profits from your protection rackets and use them to upgrade your bootlegging operation
01:21Now that allowed me to cut the costs on your beer a dime a bottle
01:24Sure, you were fattening me up with a kill and a strange thing happened
01:28I made a slight clerical error. Is that the one that cost me $50,000? Don't get ahead of the story
01:34Excuse me. It was a simple mistake in addition on the books
01:38I accidentally lowered your costs by a nickel instead of a dime now when I realized my mistake I went to speak to you about
01:45It I don't remember that you were in Chicago
01:48It was st. Valentine's Day
01:53Zip it I
01:55Remember was st. Valentine's Day because
01:58That's the day. I met your daughter
02:00Daddy speak killer. It was love at first sight
02:05And that's when I turned that five-cent error into the key to my happiness. I hit it on the books and beefed up petty cash and
02:12I knew that a big man like Angelo Provolone wouldn't be grudges future son-in-law a nickel which I planned to give to your daughter anyway
02:21This guy is beautiful he flattens you to your face while he sticks a knife in your back
02:26I'm not proud of what I've done. Mr. Provolone, but I'd do it all over again to capture your daughter's heart