Summer House - Season 9 Episode 1 -
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Uncharted Territory
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00:00One of the main comments we got from fans about this season was that so much of it felt
00:12so fun and light.
00:14Do you think this same group of people could send it under one roof or has that ship sailed?
00:30Greetings earthlings, look at you!
00:38I'm just going to hand you my Stanley and if actually you can put this on my side.
00:42Okay.
00:43Okay, I packed so light.
00:44Do you need help?
00:45Do you need help?
00:46You know I'm an independent woman.
00:47Yeah.
00:48Me too.
00:50Okay, two hours, eight minutes.
00:51Yeah.
00:52Okay, we got to get going.
00:53Need help?
00:54I'm okay.
00:55I'm just going to hand you my Stanley and if actually you can put this on my side.
00:56Do you need help?
00:57You know I'm an independent woman.
00:58Yeah.
00:59Me too.
01:00Okay, two hours, eight minutes.
01:01Yeah.
01:02Okay, we got to get going.
01:03You ready?
01:04Yep.
01:05Let's go.
01:06Oh my God.
01:07What?
01:08There's no traffic.
01:09All right, let's go!
01:10Oh, my God.
01:13What?
01:14There's no traffic.
01:15All right, let's go.
01:16Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo.
01:19I'm feeling pretty optimistic about this weekend.
01:21I feel like you haven't seen your girls in a while.
01:23I know. Everyone's been busy and traveling.
01:25Sierra was, like, traveling here, like, going to this place.
01:28Paige hasn't even been in the country.
01:30How was Italy?
01:31It was so nice.
01:33Did Craig come halfway through, or...?
01:35Craig came, like, four or five days in.
01:38So it was just my family for the beginning.
01:40Me and my brother honestly just ganged up on Craig the whole time.
01:43Every time we talked, he was like,
01:44Shut up, Craig!
01:46How was Traders?
01:48A whirlwind.
01:49Have you any final words you would like to say?
01:52You know I'm a faithful.
01:54I want to find you and fucking hunt you down.
01:57It was so mentally exhausting.
01:59Everyone was crying by, like, the second day.
02:02I've been locked away in a castle in Scotland,
02:04northern Scotland, damn near Arctic.
02:06I feel honestly so out of the loop.
02:09I got 30 minutes of phone time every six days,
02:12but I couldn't go on social media,
02:14so basically I just looked at my text messages
02:16and didn't respond.
02:18Typical.
02:20So you were with Jesse. How was that?
02:22Oh, fine.
02:23Did he say anything about Wes?
02:24Honestly, no.
02:25How do you think he's going to be?
02:27I mean, I'd be shocked if his head is not as inflated
02:31as it seems via social media and every other outlet
02:34and every other podcast.
02:36But I will say there's a high probability
02:39I put my dick on the table tonight.
02:41I make it very clear.
02:42Wes is a fucking loser.
02:44♪ I hug you like I'm mad with a touch of crazy ♪
02:48♪ You run, I'm in a loose, I'm in a ride ♪
02:53Home sweet home.
02:55You know the cars?
02:56It's a good sign.
02:58I wonder if this door sticks.
03:01Oh!
03:02Nope.
03:03No way.
03:04Hello!
03:05♪
03:08Have you ever said that with no callback?
03:10First ones.
03:11Rooms?
03:12Yeah, the rooms.
03:14Are you going to do pages, you think?
03:16No.
03:17Would you ever?
03:18I can't just go straight master.
03:19♪
03:22Dude, Danielle, I missed you, but that's a nice room.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Oh!
03:26Dude.
03:27Yeah.
03:29This room looks different.
03:31I like being downstairs.
03:33I feel like we're the energy.
03:35We should just dominate the two single rooms downstairs.
03:39Okay, here's the thing.
03:41We each get our own room here,
03:43but we have to commute to the bathroom.
03:46Double bed upstairs.
03:48We have our own bathrooms.
03:49Up to you.
03:52I would prefer to walk to the bathroom.
03:56Okay.
03:57That hurts my feelings a little,
03:58but we'll figure it out.
03:59Deal.
04:00♪
04:07I mean, being roommates would be funny.
04:10You want to just do it?
04:12Yeah.
04:13The one room with two beds.
04:14We're like, we got dibs.
04:16But I love a bunk bedroom, dude.
04:17I think it's funny, it's the most giggles,
04:19and I like to giggle.
04:21Let's do it.
04:22Yeah?
04:23I don't think I could have any more fun with anybody
04:25than with you.
04:26Double bedroom.
04:27Get your goddamn bags.
04:28I'll see you in our room.
04:29I'm so happy going into the summer.
04:32I'm, like, ready for action.
04:34Not just because I got a clean cancer check.
04:39We have so much to celebrate.
04:41It's such an emotional moment, beating cancer.
04:44That's kind of reminding me that it's time to live, brother.
04:48The only issue, no J in it.
04:51Do you J it in this house?
04:52Never.
04:53Okay.
04:55Because I do.
04:56I think I J'd it in the bathroom once.
04:58You for sure J'd it in the bathroom.
05:00How you doing?
05:03You excited to see C?
05:05Um, I'm about excited.
05:08Excited to get it out of the way?
05:10Yeah.
05:11When's the last time you saw Ciara?
05:13The day after the reunion, we met up at a bar.
05:15I just remember her being like,
05:16you didn't say anything at the reunion.
05:18You wanted to sleep with me all f***ing summer.
05:20You got everything you wanted out of me,
05:22and I got literally the bare minimum.
05:24Your spatial awareness is off.
05:26It was off.
05:27I was caught off guard, I think,
05:29and I wasn't prepared at all, clearly.
05:32Uh, I think her feelings are really hurt,
05:35and that's f***ing valid, and I feel bad for that.
05:40But, like, I don't know how else you would break up with someone
05:45or how else you end a relationship.
05:47It's been seven months at this point,
05:49so I feel like we can be cordial.
05:52The only thing that I have, like, worries over
05:55is the first, like, hey, and I think it'll be fine after.
05:58Do you have any idea who's coming?
06:00I heard a rumor.
06:01Huh?
06:02That there could be a girl.
06:05Hmm.
06:06I heard she's hot.
06:08So we have a new friend coming to the house this summer.
06:11I talked to Alexi.
06:13She sounded, like, super nice, super bubbly.
06:15Oh, Alexi is the sweetest.
06:16She's on the younger side.
06:19What's young?
06:21Like, mid-20s.
06:23Holy.
06:24I don't let it faze me.
06:26Beep beep.
06:27Beep beep.
06:29Ugh.
06:30It feels so nice to stretch my legs.
06:33Are we opening?
06:34Okay.
06:35Bring your vest.
06:37Let's do it.
06:39Do we open it?
06:40Or do we just go?
06:41Hello?
06:42Hello.
06:43Wait, do we wear shoes?
06:44Yeah.
06:45Yeah.
06:46Do we wear shoes?
06:47That means it's a stranger.
06:48Hello.
06:49We come very usually.
06:50You look so pretty.
06:51Thanks, too.
06:52Thanks for the groceries.
06:53You're so tall.
06:54Yeah.
06:55What's your name?
06:56Lexi.
06:57Oh, I'm Jesse.
06:58Hi.
06:59This is Bailey.
07:00Hi, Bailey.
07:01I'm West.
07:02Lexi.
07:03Great to meet you.
07:04Nice to meet you.
07:05Good to meet you.
07:06How are you?
07:07What's your name again?
07:08Bailey.
07:09I'm West.
07:10Nice to meet you.
07:11Great to meet you.
07:12Are you guys besties or new friends?
07:13Besties.
07:14We actually live down the street from each other.
07:15Where are y'all from?
07:16I'm from Toronto.
07:17Why are there all hot girls from Toronto?
07:18That's what I said.
07:19Where are you from?
07:20Kentucky.
07:21Kentucky?
07:22Yeah.
07:23What part of?
07:24Lexington.
07:25I'm from Missouri, so we're border states.
07:26A variety pack, so stick your hand in the bucket.
07:27Chin-chin, everyone.
07:28You guys need a ...
07:29Nice to meet you.
07:30... house tour.
07:31Yeah, we can give you a tour.
07:32We know our way around.
07:33Probably backyarded.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Wait, how old are you guys?
07:36I'm 26.
07:3727.
07:38Nice.
07:39How old are you guys?
07:40I'm 29.
07:41I'm 31.
07:42Ooh, her.
07:43What'd you say?
07:44Her.
07:45She said her.
07:46Her?
07:47Her.
07:48Her?
07:49Yeah.
07:50Is that a good age?
07:51I think so.
07:52I think that's actually a great age.
07:53Yeah, dude, we're getting younger in this house.
07:54We're saying perv.
07:55Wow.
07:56What's the backyard?
07:57I would say yard games here, sometimes a dance floor, dance parties.
08:01Cool.
08:02Mechanical bull is sometimes there.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Bar.
08:05I am so good at that, so I hope so.
08:06Are you?
08:07Yeah, I am.
08:08I mean, okay, knock on wood, which I feel like I can knock on myself, because my last name's
08:12Wood.
08:13So if anyone needs to knock on wood ...
08:14Is your last name Wood?
08:15... I'm here.
08:16Wait, actually, that's kind of sick.
08:17I've heard that one a lot.
08:18Lexi Wood.
08:19What's your middle name?
08:20Diane.
08:21I thought it might have been Gibbs me.
08:22Wow.
08:23I've never heard that one before.
08:24Really?
08:25I've heard that joke a thousand times.
08:26But it was the first time for him to tell me, so technically, I didn't really lie.
08:38I appreciate that, though.
08:39Starting a summer great.
08:40It's pretty sus.
08:41It's pretty sus.
08:43I genuinely go for somebody that can be silly with me, and I love a good dad joke.
08:48And teeth.
08:49For some reason, I love teeth, and he has a lot of them.
08:54Wow.
08:55Let's finish the tour.
08:56What is this?
08:57Humble abode.
08:58I've got to get a weed whacker out.
08:59How many of the humans are there?
09:00How many of the humans are there, Wes?
09:01Dude, it's 10.
09:02Amanda Kyle.
09:03All right.
09:04I want to bring in a suitcase so I can claim my ticket.
09:05We added two chicks, so that's 11.
09:06We like to be called ladies.
09:07Yeah.
09:08What about women?
09:09Okay.
09:10Ooh.
09:11Did you know men are supposed to actually go down the stairs first?
09:12Oh, are you really a man?
09:13Thank you so much.
09:14Yeah, of course.
09:15I would do anything for you.
09:16Who needs help with their f***ing bags?
09:17Perfect.
09:18Yo, buddy.
09:19Hey.
09:20What?
09:21Oh, my God.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:25Oh, my God.
09:26Oh, my God.
09:27Oh, my God.
09:28Oh, my God.
09:29Oh, my God.
09:30Oh, my God.
09:31Oh, my God.
09:32Oh, my God.
09:33Oh, my God.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35Oh, my God.
09:36Oh, my God.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:38Oh, my God.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40Oh, my God.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42Oh, my God.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44Oh, my God.
09:45I'm good.
09:46I got to go say hi to my friends.
09:47Hi.
09:48This is Amanda.
09:49I know.
09:50They're my friends.
09:51Oh.
09:52How are you?
09:53Lexi and I met at an event.
09:54She's super sweet, bubbly.
09:55She's like a little puppy.
09:56I just want to cuddle her.
09:57Hi.
09:58You look so cute.
09:59I'm so glad you showed up.
10:00I'm here.
10:01Really?
10:02Really.
10:03Good, now it's your home, too.
10:05I appreciate it.
10:06Hello, how are you?
10:08Good to meet you in person.
10:10How are you?
10:12I'm sorry you've been stuck with these two schmucks.
10:14Boys are actually very good hosts.
10:16Yeah.
10:17Do we know what time Paige and Sierra are leaving?
10:19Are they right behind us?
10:20I believe so.
10:22Last year we were doing, like, what era are we in?
10:25Maybe I'm in my toddler era where everything's just like,
10:27no, f*** you, no, shut the door.
10:31It's a piece so bad.
10:36Oh, we're back again.
10:37Hi!
10:38Hello!
10:39Hi!
10:40Hello!
10:41Hi!
10:42Everyone looks so cute.
10:43I know, always.
10:45Italy relinquished you?
10:46I'm going to go last.
10:48I'm going to go last?
10:49Is that what you just said?
10:51Are you nervous?
10:52Yeah, dude, so bad.
10:54He's bright red.
10:55I'm going to go last.
10:56Am I?
10:58Whoa.
10:59Oh, my God, thanks.
11:01How you doing?
11:03I'll take one.
11:04Oh, my God, you're hot.
11:09Coming up.
11:10You like New York?
11:11Yeah.
11:16Lins, look at me.
11:17This is, like, the biggest announcement of my entire life.
11:20I'm nervous as f***.
11:28He's bright red.
11:29I'm going to go last.
11:30Am I?
11:32How you doing?
11:33Good.
11:34Hi.
11:35I'll take one.
11:36Oh, my God, you're hot.
11:39Kyle, limoncello.
11:41Where is it?
11:42Is there not anything cold?
11:43None in here.
11:44I'm going to go check out the limoncello out in the pool bar.
11:47How's the backyard look?
11:48It looks great.
11:51Get me out of that room.
11:52It's going to be a long summer, Kyle.
11:54I tried to hug her and she slapped my arm away.
11:56Oh, really?
11:57Yeah.
11:58You know, Diplo has a song called Sad Summer.
12:02When you guys walked in, Wes goes, I'm going to go last.
12:05Yeah, he should go last.
12:07Did you hug?
12:08He tried to, like, put his arm around me and I literally was like, no.
12:11I literally took his hand and was like, remove.
12:13Don't f***ing touch me.
12:14Okay, wait.
12:15Like, what?
12:16Last summer, me and Wes kind of, like, had a thing.
12:18It didn't end well.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:20We're still in the aftermath of it ending because he keeps doing f***ing press
12:24and New York Times articles.
12:26It keeps running in his mouth.
12:27And so I'm just like, you're kind of like a little bitch boy.
12:29So we might accidentally drown him.
12:31So, yeah.
12:33When I got back from Scotland, I was bombarded with text messages, phone calls
12:37about Wes's New York Times article about me, basically.
12:43I have no tolerance for him right now, so I don't even fake it.
12:47In this article, you're saying, I just think the relationship ran its course
12:51and we're not each other's people.
12:52And have you ever said that to me?
12:54No.
12:55Was there any part of you that left the reunion thinking,
12:58maybe there's a chance in the future y'all would get back together?
13:02I'm not answering that.
13:04Why?
13:05Because I just...
13:06So you did.
13:07No.
13:09I just, I will not play myself like that.
13:12I'm not putting that out there.
13:13Nope.
13:16Nope.
13:17What's up?
13:18Sierra swatted his hand away.
13:20It's a little extra.
13:21Will Carl and Lindsey hug each other when they get here?
13:23Probably not.
13:24No, they like go to weddings together and don't even speak.
13:27The general consensus is that we hate boys.
13:29Unless they're really cute.
13:31I will say Jessie is cute.
13:33Her horoscope said that she's going to kiss someone.
13:36Who volunteers?
13:37When's Lindsey coming?
13:38Because she loves to make out with a chick.
13:40I do too.
13:41I'm down to fiddle.
13:43Does the gate go in or out?
13:44It goes in.
13:45Oh.
13:47Yeah.
13:49I actually still have some bags in the car too.
13:51Hey guys, we have a ton of groceries.
13:54Can you help us?
13:55Will you help us?
13:56We'll be right there.
13:58I feel like you're lying.
13:59I'll come.
14:00No, we're men of our word.
14:01All right, boys.
14:02Let's have a summer, huh?
14:03Oh, I was supposed to get limoncello for Amanda.
14:05I admit I need you guys to be my friend hard
14:07because I don't think I can talk to girls.
14:10Dude, it's going to be fine.
14:11I'll make it super awkward.
14:12Right now it's iced over.
14:13It'll thaw out.
14:14Groceries are where?
14:15In a vehicle?
14:16In the trunk, yeah.
14:17You're good?
14:18I'm good.
14:19Eggs are in some of those, so be careful.
14:21Yes, ma'am.
14:22I got you whole milk, Jesse,
14:23because I know you like that.
14:24Oh, buongiorno.
14:25Hi.
14:26We were just over here wishing upon a star
14:29that some strong man would come help us.
14:32Hey.
14:33Are you straight from Paris?
14:34Look at this getup.
14:35I was.
14:37How are you?
14:38Good to see you.
14:39Good to see you too.
14:40Hey, you.
14:41Get over here.
14:42Oh.
14:43Which one's their car, this one?
14:44The longer I stay out here, the bigger the hair gets.
14:46Wait, big hair don't care?
14:47I won't be able to fit through the door.
14:49We have two new friends.
14:50Opinions?
14:51No opinions yet.
14:53You have opinions.
14:54Yeah, I do.
14:55Don't do that.
14:57You want me to put it somewhere?
14:58Why?
14:59You already scoped out a room?
15:00Kyle and Amanda's room has two beds in it,
15:01so Wes and I obviously took that room.
15:03Of course you did.
15:04Yeah.
15:05Everything else is the same.
15:07It's just like we left it.
15:09Oh my God.
15:11How's it going?
15:12We are so back.
15:14You have so many friends.
15:15They're fake.
15:17What's going on?
15:18You look dead here.
15:20I just want another one.
15:23Okay.
15:27Hi, I'm Lindsey.
15:28Nice to meet you.
15:29Nice to meet you too.
15:30Hi.
15:31Hi, I'm Bailey.
15:32Lindsey.
15:33Oh, okay.
15:36I'm sweating.
15:37Win them over, Wes.
15:39Does anyone else want rosé?
15:40I'll do a glass.
15:41Can you pour me a glass?
15:42Do you want?
15:43I'm going to drink this first.
15:44Isn't it weird to be back here?
15:46Yeah.
15:47The last time I was in this kitchen,
15:49I was getting gas lit as f**k.
15:52A partnership is you caring about how I feel
15:54and how you're making me feel.
15:56Those are fighting words.
15:57I'm not fighting you.
15:58I'm trying to communicate,
15:59but you shut it down by saying I'm fighting you.
16:01Bulls**t.
16:02Absolute bulls**t.
16:04Here we are,
16:05almost a year later,
16:07cheersing to a new summer.
16:10Let's take a quick shot.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Okay.
16:13That's like 15 ounces.
16:16All right, I'll make them baby for you.
16:20Okay?
16:21Perfect.
16:23What's the thing where people like you
16:24have bad sex for a year
16:25if you don't cheers and look each other in the eye?
16:27I personally like eye contact, so.
16:29Do you?
16:31Well, I'll be looking at you when I'm cheersing then.
16:34Thank you so much.
16:35Is this all of us?
16:37Well, Carl's coming tomorrow.
16:38Okay.
16:39I think Carl was like,
16:40hey, we'll ease our way into the new dynamics.
16:42Respectfully.
16:43I think it was respectfully trying to like
16:45make it easier on everybody.
16:46So respect you.
16:47Yeah, he'll be here tomorrow.
16:51All right.
16:52Well done.
16:53Perfect.
16:54All right, so respect.
16:55Cheers.
16:56Let's have a night, huh?
17:00For dinner,
17:01I have a guy coming to do hibachi in the backyard.
17:03Let's go.
17:04We got to get.
17:06We have some broccoli in our mouth.
17:07He'll set up.
17:08He'll clean up.
17:09I'm so excited.
17:10So in about an hour, we should be ready.
17:12All right, let's talk rooms.
17:13Yeah.
17:14All right, so the only people who have chosen rooms
17:16are Wes and Jesse, and they're sharing a room.
17:18I don't care where I go.
17:20Whoa.
17:21That's so much sharing.
17:22Golf clap for Paige.
17:24I would prefer not to be in my old room.
17:26I'll be there.
17:27I would take Danielle's room.
17:29Ooh, that's a good room.
17:30That's a good room.
17:31Are there enough rooms that we can all have our own,
17:33or do we have to double up?
17:34That's a lot of rooms.
17:35We have to count in person.
17:36Kyle and I are doubling up.
17:39Amanda's like,
17:40I've been trying to not double up for years.
17:42I know.
17:43That way he wouldn't come in at 4 a.m. and wake you up.
17:46Do we want a sharing room?
17:47How could we not?
17:49We're good with whatever.
17:50Yeah, you guys can just bunk up with us.
17:52It's really nice of you.
17:54Yeah, we're good guys.
17:56Where are you going to live so that you don't cry about it?
17:59Amanda's the one who made the decision.
18:01Are you going to cry about it because of the light in there?
18:04It's so bright.
18:05Danielle, please.
18:07I brought in a new eye mask.
18:09Kyle's going to throw up bitch fit, but it's fine.
18:12Actually, my mom gave it to me.
18:14Kyle, we're going to need curtains.
18:15I want this one.
18:17I like the bathroom.
18:18It's way bigger.
18:20I like your little skirt.
18:22Oh, thanks.
18:23I won't look at it while we're walking up the stairs.
18:26Jesse.
18:27But I do like it.
18:28Bring the luggage up.
18:31Is this our summer?
18:34Is this our time?
18:36How did that happen?
18:38Wait, Jesse, I also need out.
18:41It's kind of nice having a room to myself.
18:44And there's six, five men crowding.
18:48We're doing this room.
18:50Jesse.
18:52Look, we can put a fridge here, a clothing rack here.
18:55And a do not disturb sign right here.
18:57Yeah.
18:58Yeah, I'm happy with this.
19:00Are you taking a shit now?
19:02No.
19:03I just wanted to, you know.
19:05Hang.
19:06Also, we do have to feel out the bed, though.
19:09What does it feel like with the door closed, too?
19:11Not Jesse.
19:12I'm thinking if she's hugging.
19:15Not Jesse.
19:16I'm thinking if she's hugging.
19:18We're so bad.
19:20Tea time.
19:23Jesse, what do you think of the new girls?
19:25Lexi's cute.
19:27Yeah.
19:28Definitely a bit ditzy, from what I can tell.
19:31I think she's just Canadian.
19:33Wait, do you mind if I take this room?
19:34Girl, no.
19:35The back one feels really lonely, and I'm scared of the dark.
19:38Oh, wait, what?
19:39She's being very flirty with me.
19:40Honestly, take my advice.
19:42Don't shit where you eat.
19:43Totally.
19:44I'm going to probably try and take it slow,
19:46just because strings do be attached.
19:49She said you were cute.
19:50She did?
19:51Mm-hmm.
19:52Nice.
19:54Literally, like clockwork.
19:56Like clockwork.
19:58I thought you were taking it slow.
20:01I love her.
20:03I'm getting a ring.
20:04What was your car ride up?
20:05Was Wes nervous?
20:06No, Wes, like, thought everything was going to be normal,
20:09and then he said he tried to hug you,
20:11and you swatted his hand away.
20:14Oh, my God, what?
20:15Good God.
20:16Well, what are you mad about?
20:18Oh, honey, I'm not mad about anything.
20:20I just, like, think he's annoying,
20:22and I think he's a loser, because, like...
20:25But she's not mad.
20:26But I'm not mad.
20:27Like, I don't care, but I hate him,
20:29and he's a loser, but I don't care.
20:31No, it's, like, a him problem, not me.
20:33Is there a world in which we can all just, like, be friends?
20:37Look, we're going to have a great summer,
20:40individually and collectively as a group.
20:43Mm-hmm.
20:44I'll clear maybe something up a little bit later,
20:46but other than that, like, I'm fine.
20:49Okay.
20:50Run and tell your friends what you heard here.
20:52Yeah.
20:53That's why you're getting limited information.
20:56Brutal.
20:58Hi, do you have a bathroom?
21:00Even if you just want to pee and poop in them,
21:02in the bigger bathroom, you're welcome to.
21:05Yeah.
21:06Yay!
21:07Are you changing?
21:08Okay, so my thought is these pants are, like, high-waisted
21:12and suck me in.
21:14The ta-tas are going to be high and tight.
21:16One, two, three, up!
21:18Bye!
21:20I'm nervous as... I am.
21:23Realistically, in your mind, how do you think this goes?
21:25Okay, before dinner, you should be like,
21:28everyone, let's meet in the living room
21:31so that we can do a cheers to summer.
21:35Oh, so we're going to do it before dinner?
21:37Before dinner.
21:39Okay, I love that.
21:40Like, whatever you want to do to, like, get this
21:43the way that you want to get it done,
21:45it's like, Linz, look at me.
21:47This is, like, the best way to do it.
21:51This is, like, the biggest announcement of my entire life.
21:54I'm so really happy.
21:55I know.
21:56I want you to, like, enjoy it.
21:57I don't want you to be like, I want to get it over with.
21:59I'm so stressed out.
22:00I mean, I do think everyone seems to be, like,
22:02in a good, like, vibe.
22:05Right.
22:06Which is good.
22:07I have to practice again,
22:09because I know I'm just going to, like...
22:11You're not going to f*** it up.
22:12You have it memorized by heart.
22:14You do.
22:15Yeah.
22:16You have it.
22:17You have it.
22:20Coming up...
22:21Everyone thinks you're going to have a baby.
22:24I know.
22:25I saw the news.
22:26No, I know.
22:27I figured no, but...
22:35Oh, my God.
22:36New bedspread.
22:37Is it?
22:38Okay, I bought this.
22:39Had it hanging like this.
22:40Like, part of it was on the floor.
22:42I walk out one morning,
22:43just a really wet poop is right on top of my dress.
22:47And you're like, Kyle, this has to stop.
22:49I was like, enough.
22:52Hey.
22:53Yo, this room's a vibe.
22:54Yeah.
22:55This is so smart.
22:56Yeah, you knew better.
22:57Yeah.
23:03Hi.
23:04How are you?
23:05Hi.
23:06Come on in.
23:07Everyone's getting settled in right now.
23:09I did boxy socks here.
23:10The rest is...
23:11Boom, boom, boom.
23:12Do you want me to show you where you want to set up?
23:14Yes.
23:15Sure.
23:16How are you feeling?
23:17Good.
23:18Lexi, you look so freaking good.
23:20Stop it.
23:22No, I love it.
23:23Are you, like, foaming in the mouth?
23:25About Lexi?
23:26Yeah.
23:27I'm definitely excited.
23:28It's just so touchy.
23:30Yeah.
23:32I mean, dude,
23:33we're literally two minutes into the first quarter.
23:35Yeah.
23:36Yeah, what are we even doing?
23:37I also don't even know if she's single.
23:43Are you gonna wear shorts to dinner, Kyle?
23:45I'm gonna.
23:46Okay.
23:47I'm setting up the stereo,
23:48so I'm gonna be sweaty no matter what.
23:50Yeah, baby.
23:52Do you think, like, Lindsay's pissed Carl's coming?
23:55I don't know.
23:56I meant to ask her, like, what's your vibe?
23:58I have this gut feeling that, like,
24:00they're actually gonna become friends.
24:04Again?
24:05Yeah.
24:06She is with a new guy,
24:07and I feel like she's gonna be like,
24:09you have been my friend for ten years.
24:12Like, why?
24:13Can't we pick up where we left off?
24:15I don't know.
24:16Paige, I think that that's nuts.
24:17Yeah, no, that's nuts.
24:22Hello.
24:23What can I help with?
24:25Um, I think we need chairs.
24:28Gabby!
24:30Gabby, girl!
24:31Perfect, wanna help us bring chairs?
24:33Can't do manual labor.
24:34I'm so sorry.
24:35But, like, I will say,
24:37I'm gonna redo Jessie's little toast
24:40because I feel like the shots were not adequate.
24:42Perfect.
24:43I'm gonna gather everyone in the living room
24:45to do that in the air conditioning
24:47before we are out here.
24:49Okay, fair.
24:50I can't hear anything she's saying.
24:53Wait, the girls are carrying chairs.
24:55That's such a bad look.
24:56Put those chairs down!
24:57Oh, my God.
24:58Put them down!
24:59Oh, no.
25:00Do you not see these muscles?
25:02You're too pretty to be carrying chairs.
25:04I've never seen you guys run so fast.
25:06I don't want the bird poop one.
25:08Okay, guys.
25:09Man, these are so heavy.
25:10They're a little hard.
25:11I feel like I'm sweating.
25:12Do you want a drink?
25:14Oui, oui.
25:15Are you having fun?
25:16Yeah.
25:17Everybody's really nice.
25:18Wait, Jessie, are you still making that drink?
25:20Yes.
25:21Vodka or tequila?
25:22Vodka.
25:23I cry if I have vodka.
25:25But I think that maybe it was a bad date.
25:27If I'm gonna be honest, that made me cry.
25:29Bad dates cause trauma.
25:31Are you guys single?
25:32Si.
25:35Yes.
25:37What about you?
25:38Single.
25:39Well, I'm kind of talking to this guy back in the city.
25:42That's his suitcase I have.
25:43Which I didn't realize I have.
25:45It has a f***ing air tag in it.
25:47Wait, you're using a guy's suitcase, but you're single?
25:50It's a...
25:51Well...
25:52You're seeing a guy.
25:53No, we're not serious, though.
25:54I have a lot of extra suitcases
25:56if you don't want to, like, commit to this guy.
25:59Tequila.
26:02Cheers.
26:03She didn't look at me.
26:05That's gonna be bad for you.
26:07Anybody want a drink?
26:08I think Gabby's organizing one.
26:10We're all gonna do a little toast in the living room.
26:13In the living room.
26:14Where's the living room?
26:15I think that would be it.
26:16Oh, okay.
26:17What do you think?
26:18I don't know.
26:19We don't spend a lot of time in there.
26:20I don't know why we would go in there for a toast.
26:21In the living room?
26:22We do McDonald's in there.
26:23I'm just gonna sit in the living room
26:24until everyone else comes.
26:25Where's Kyle?
26:26He's not mine.
26:27I don't know.
26:28Come on.
26:29Hey, Wes.
26:30Kyle!
26:31Hi.
26:32Are you drinking or no?
26:33Yeah, my rosé's right there.
26:35We're doing a cheers.
26:37I had to ask if you were drinking,
26:39because everyone thinks you're gonna have a baby.
26:43I know.
26:44I saw the rumors.
26:45No, I know.
26:46I figured no, but...
26:48Okay, kids.
26:49Careful.
26:50Careful.
26:51What?
26:52Oh, God.
26:53Because Gabby and this couch don't get along.
26:57Oh!
26:58Now that we're here,
26:59I just want to say how excited I am
27:02to be here again with all of you guys.
27:04You look phenomenal, by the way.
27:05Yeah, you do.
27:06Yeah, Gabby.
27:07I feel like I'm going to Pilates.
27:08Cheers to me and Pilates.
27:09But no, I love all of you.
27:10I'm so excited.
27:11Let's get f***ed up.
27:12Let's get f***ed up.
27:13Well done.
27:14All right, I want to date number one.
27:16Yes, please.
27:18Are we all pulling around?
27:19No, I hope not.
27:20I don't want to say anything.
27:21I didn't prepare anything.
27:22Oh, that's okay.
27:23I didn't really prepare either.
27:24I just wanted to say a couple of words,
27:27given that it's the first night.
27:28We have some new additions.
27:30I know it's your first year,
27:32but we go through a lot,
27:33but we go through it together.
27:37Whether you want to or not.
27:39And my personal journey has been nothing short
27:44of pretty much all over the place.
27:46Just to fill you guys in,
27:48eight years ago, I had a boyfriend.
27:50Eight years ago.
27:51Oh, we are going way back.
27:53Buckle up, people.
27:54We got a lot of ground to cover.
27:56Who slept in bed with four girls
27:58and then told me it wasn't cheating.
28:01You know what?
28:02I'm going to go sleep at a guy's house tonight.
28:04With a guy, in a bed.
28:06Seven years ago, I was single.
28:08It was fantastic.
28:09Six years ago, I had an amazing time.
28:11The devil's in the details.
28:12I met a guy named Paimon.
28:14I'd like for you to punish me.
28:17Where is this going?
28:18There's a timeline.
28:19Remember that guy?
28:20Everything was great until he asked our friend Saucy
28:23why her top was still on.
28:25Oh, I remember that.
28:26Yeah.
28:27Five years ago, Carl and I tried to date.
28:29He hasn't gotten married?
28:31No.
28:32Maybe.
28:33A disaster.
28:34Four years ago, I had a boyfriend.
28:36You have no respect for me.
28:38How many sandwiches have you made for me?
28:41I treated me like a 1950s housewife
28:43sending me to the kitchen to make him sandwiches.
28:45Uh-oh.
28:46Two years ago, Carl proposed.
28:51Jeez, that was two years ago?
28:52Yeah.
28:53And about one year ago,
28:55he abruptly called off the wedding and broke up with me.
28:58So, here we are.
29:00My journey has been nothing short of disastrous,
29:05but it's taken that journey and every step of the way
29:08to get me to where I am at today.
29:11The biggest lesson that I have learned
29:13is that the universe has its own plan,
29:17and the universe and my plan...
29:21The universe has its own plan,
29:25and the universe and my plan...
29:28I'm pregnant.
29:30I knew it!
29:31I knew it!
29:33Oh, my God, I'm gonna cry.
29:35I'm pregnant.
29:36Congratulations.
29:37Wait, I feel like I just became an aunt.
29:40It's not that bad of a size, though, right?
29:43Congratulations.
29:44I'm so happy.
29:47I honestly thought it was gonna be, like, a hot-girl summer.
29:50Ah!
29:52No shot.
29:53It's a hot-pregnant summer for me.
29:56Oh, my God, so are you craving anything?
29:58What's going on?
29:59I'm so happy for you.
30:02It's just weird.
30:04There's a pregnant lady here.
30:06Congrats.
30:08I'm concerned.
30:09I'm concerned.
30:10I'm concerned.
30:11I'm concerned.
30:12I'm concerned.
30:13I'm concerned.
30:14I'm concerned.
30:15I'm concerned about how Carl's gonna feel about Lindsay being pregnant.
30:19Just yesterday, we were in this house,
30:21and Carl and Lindsay were talking about when they're gonna have their baby.
30:25I want them to be friends and have a good summer together,
30:28but I don't know if that's possible.
30:30How many weeks are you?
30:31I'm 18 weeks.
30:32Bitch, you're out of your first trimester?
30:34Yeah.
30:35Oh, my God.
30:36I'm, like, almost halfway through.
30:38Were you pregnant at the reunion?
30:40I was pregnant at the reunion.
30:41Wait, what?
30:43My whole strategy going into the reunion was,
30:47if I'm not drinking, people are gonna think that that's weird.
30:50Cheers to truth and drags.
30:52Oh, yeah.
30:54Truth and drags.
30:56I actually poured Cristal out
31:00and poured non-alcoholic champagne in the bottle.
31:06She didn't have any of it, and she opened it?
31:08Filmed herself doing it.
31:11Mm-mm.
31:12Right before we sat down, I go,
31:14are you drinking?
31:15Let me see the bump.
31:17Whoo!
31:20We're having a baby!
31:21We're having a baby!
31:23We're gonna do a water birth right here, right here.
31:26I'm actually gonna change out of these pants,
31:28because I'm dying.
31:29Yeah, yeah.
31:30Do you know what you're having?
31:31I do.
31:32I am not telling yet.
31:34It looks like a boy to me.
31:35Look at that big-ass dick.
31:37Don't objectify her sonogram, dude.
31:39What the...
31:40Put it down.
31:41Having a big dick is a good thing, guys.
31:43I'm happy for you.
31:45Yay, I'm so proud of you.
31:47He's gonna live here.
31:48This is his crib.
31:49Do we know last name?
31:52Hubbard, how dare you right now?
31:54Dude, I don't know.
31:55Don't ask.
31:56Is that...
31:57Please, go upstairs and ask Lindsay
31:58what the baby's last name is.
32:00F*** you guys.
32:02Let me just call him real quick.
32:07Hi, baby.
32:08I got through the speech.
32:10Tell us about your name, man.
32:12What's his name?
32:13Turner.
32:14Turner's very private.
32:15He's not on social media.
32:17He's a doctor.
32:18He is, like, nerdy,
32:20but he's also so fun and funny
32:22and, like, normal.
32:24He's a normie.
32:25I found myself a f***ing normie,
32:27and I love it.
32:29I can let my little belly out now.
32:33Okay, babe, I have to go down to a dinner.
32:35I just, like, escaped to come post
32:37and change my pants.
32:38I love you.
32:39We love you.
32:40You know how I know I'm not ready for kids?
32:43Because right when she said she was pregnant,
32:45I had a thought where I was like,
32:46thank God I'm not.
32:48Like, I had a moment where I was like,
32:50and what a time to be childless.
32:52What's up, guys?
32:53Okay, I need some hibach.
32:55Dude, I'm, like, pretty pumped for this dinner.
32:58Okay, so she just dropped her pregnancy announcement.
33:01On Instagram?
33:02Yeah.
33:03Damn, this bitch got partnership for days.
33:05Did she launch that from her pocket?
33:10Trigger warning.
33:11This post contains more fireworks than the 4th of July.
33:14We're pregnant.
33:15Who's we, though?
33:16We believe the universe has a bigger plan.
33:18I love her.
33:19I love her so much.
33:20Hey, mama.
33:22Wow, quick.
33:23Oh, what's up, guys?
33:25All right, I'm hungry, huh?
33:26Me too.
33:27The only cold one I could find.
33:30Oh, that's true love right there.
33:32Where should I go?
33:33No, anywhere.
33:34I've never done hibachi in a backyard,
33:36and I've always wanted to.
33:37Well, your dreams are a reality.
33:39Japanese food's my favorite.
33:40Me too.
33:41No.
33:42Like, sushi?
33:43Crazy.
33:48Thank you so much.
33:49Do you have yum-yum sauce?
33:51Yes, we do.
33:52How long have you been in the city?
33:53On and off for, like, eight years.
33:55When have you been off?
33:56So I've been a model since I was 10.
33:58I moved to Paris when I was 16.
34:00I started modeling when I was, like, 10 or 11,
34:02which is crazy.
34:03I'm 26 now.
34:04Modeling is actually a lot more intense than people think.
34:07Like, when I first got to Paris,
34:08my agent sent me a subway map,
34:10and they were like,
34:11you have a casting in one hour.
34:12Go figure it out.
34:13I think I cried, like,
34:14three times on the way to the casting,
34:16but I booked the job.
34:17And I was like, okay, yes.
34:19I can do this.
34:20Did you finish high school?
34:23Yeah.
34:24I was home-schooled in high school.
34:26Oh, wow.
34:27So I did school, like, online.
34:29Do you like New York?
34:30Yeah.
34:31Do I need to get a...
34:32Do I need to get a...
34:33Yeah.
34:37Wow, this is awesome.
34:39I love this.
34:40Wengie, do you have names picked out?
34:43We have a name that we like.
34:45Who is we?
34:46Turner and I.
34:48Well, I don't know Turner.
34:49I'm asking questions.
34:51Where did you meet Turner?
34:52We met three and a half years ago,
34:54October, November 2020.
34:56Did you guys date or, like...
34:57Yeah, we went on a few dates.
34:59Whoa!
35:00Oh, yeah!
35:01Like, the fourth date or something.
35:03He called it off,
35:04but he texted me this past December.
35:07Just randomly?
35:08Yeah.
35:09He's like, we should run it back.
35:10And I'm like,
35:11are you asking me out on a date?
35:13He's like, yes.
35:14And then I was like, well, I'm busy.
35:16Sorry.
35:17I honestly was busy.
35:18Also, still relatively, like, soon.
35:22Like...
35:24Maybe or no?
35:26All right, sexy people.
35:27Balloon hats for everyone.
35:28Ooh, can I get the cat?
35:30Now, y'all know I'm doing math over here.
35:33Broke up in September.
35:34Wedding didn't happen in November.
35:35December, he reached out.
35:36July, now she's four and a half months pregnant.
35:40You know what?
35:41I'm not even over my parents' divorce.
35:42That happened 20 f***ing years ago.
35:44How did she do it?
35:45Can I go tiger, please?
35:46Tiger?
35:47Yes, sir.
35:48I'm Leo, but whatever.
35:49Whatever.
35:50My name's Amanda.
35:51I get the panda.
35:52Anyways, I reached out in January.
35:54And then we...
35:56I guess it became exclusive.
35:57We didn't really, like,
35:58have a whole conversation about it.
35:59We just said, I love you.
36:00Oh, s***.
36:01Yeah.
36:02See?
36:03Obviously, Carl doesn't know.
36:04Does he know?
36:05I imagine it's similar to all of you guys.
36:07Like...
36:08Well, he just found out.
36:09Oh, s***.
36:10Because I posted.
36:11Can you do the math?
36:12It's kind of absurd.
36:13September, November, October.
36:15November, December.
36:16January, February.
36:17March, April.
36:18Was she busy?
36:19I'm pregnant, and I...
36:20Oh.
36:21I'm the one that's after dating this guy.
36:23Oh, now you have to lay in the bed this summer.
36:26I love...
36:28You're literally wrapped this summer.
36:30You have to rest your feet.
36:32So, my horoscope said that I'm going to eat sushi, which...
36:36Close enough.
36:37I'm going to drink wine,
36:38and I'm going to kiss someone.
36:39I can't stop looking at you.
36:41That's so good.
36:42I also double kissed everyone.
36:44So I could count.
36:45Like...
36:48Maybe that's a single kiss.
36:49That's a single kiss.
36:52Would you describe yourself as ditzy?
36:55Would you?
36:56Would you?
36:57That was your question.
36:58No.
36:59Let's get awkward.
37:01Did you take the ACT?
37:03No.
37:05Why, do you think I'm ditzy?
37:07I don't know you well enough yet.
37:09Free and fun loving.
37:11You stress all week about work.
37:13Why would I stress on the weekends?
37:15I like to have a good time, too.
37:17Sorry if I offended you by asking
37:18if you would think of yourself as a ditzy person.
37:21I kind of was offended.
37:22Yeah, I could tell.
37:23One thing about me is, like,
37:24if I'm interested,
37:26I will find out where your line is,
37:28teeter on it,
37:29cross it a little bit,
37:30and then retreat majorly.
37:32I like to feel people out.
37:34I don't know you well enough yet.
37:35I'm just trying to find out.
37:37I take it back.
37:40But when a smoking hot girl
37:41wants to put me in my place,
37:43that's very attractive to me.
37:45She's a perfect little angel.
37:47He doesn't even know that we're here.
37:49You just lost your best friend.
37:51He's like, I'm moving out.
37:53Chin, chin.
37:56Coming up...
37:58Here she is.
38:00Oh, my God.
38:02Damn.
38:03Yeah, she wasn't eyeing that for long.
38:04You're so pregnant.
38:06So cute.
38:08Hello?
38:10Thank you very much, guys.
38:11Enjoy your dinner.
38:13Thank you, guys.
38:15I want to, like, save my plate
38:16and bring it to my room.
38:18Save the food.
38:19Now we can compare our food babies
38:20to your actual baby, Lindsay.
38:22Yeah.
38:23Here, I got you.
38:25They got it.
38:26Where's their saran wrap?
38:27Write your name.
38:28Oh, who's got a sharpie?
38:31Is that, like, a French sharpie?
38:33I'm taking this to my room.
38:35I just got to get a fork for later.
38:37Okay, can I ask two serious questions?
38:39Absolutely.
38:41Are we going out?
38:42Yeah, I'm going to go out.
38:44Okay, where are we going?
38:45You want to go to a local dive bar?
38:47Yes.
38:48You're going out?
38:49Okay, so chill.
38:50I'm feeling the same thing.
38:51Yeah.
38:52All right, I'm going to go take my clothes off.
38:53I'm putting my jammies on.
38:55I'm going to rinse off and probably hop in bed.
38:5710 o'clock?
38:58Let's f***ing go.
39:01I'm going to test out the soundproof them.
39:11You guys don't want to hang on my bed?
39:13It's so quiet down there.
39:15No!
39:16I love you so much.
39:18I love you.
39:19Thanks for all of your help.
39:21I love you so much.
39:23Carl comes tomorrow.
39:27Is it poisonous?
39:29You come here.
39:32What do you think of Lexi and Bailey?
39:34So cute.
39:35Yeah.
39:39I literally thought you guys just left.
39:45Get out of here.
39:47Are you going out?
39:48Yeah.
39:49Should I go or am I going to annoy you guys?
39:51You just have to come home in the first car.
39:53And you have to leave the sunglasses here.
39:55Okay.
39:56Wait, Kyle.
39:58You've got to film our family.
40:00And get a fork.
40:02Help, we need you.
40:04I want to give my wife what she needs to be happy.
40:07I'm 41, soon to be 42.
40:09I need to stop using summer in the Hamptons as my big release.
40:15They got my phone.
40:23It's got to be Amanda.
40:26So that's why you broke all my shit?
40:28It's not one.
40:30How fucked up were you last night, dude?
40:32Dude, not enough.
40:34Dude, nothing's more basic than this situation right now.
40:37Oh, Kyle, you're being a good husband.
40:40I'm trying.
40:41It's not easy.
40:42I'm trying.
40:43It's not easy.
40:45In the past, I just felt like, oh, stop going out so late.
40:47Stop partying, stop drinking.
40:49I just felt like it was her trying to control things.
40:51But my actions were really upsetting her.
40:54And so now it's about trying to be a more respectful husband.
40:58Dude, Kyle, you did a good job.
41:00You did so good.
41:02Bye, have so much fun.
41:04Bye.
41:06Do you want me to wake you up when I get home?
41:08No.
41:09Do not wake me up.
41:13I don't know.
41:15Should we clean?
41:17Yeah.
41:18Dude, he's in love with you.
41:20He's not in love with me.
41:22He's cute.
41:23What are your thoughts?
41:25Actually, surprisingly, he's cuter than I thought.
41:27Where's his dishwasher?
41:29Right here.
41:31Is he funny?
41:33He is.
41:35He like you a lot.
41:37He's like, you describe yourself as ditzy.
41:39In my head, I was like, I want to be able to show how multifaceted I am.
41:40I'm not just like a fun-loving.
41:42Don't take advantage of me just because I'm hot and giggly.
41:45Just because my laugh goes hee-hee-hee.
41:47Just because I'm sexy and I can hee-hee, doesn't mean I'm stupid.
41:52Okay.
41:54We did it.
41:55Good night.
41:56Sweet dreams.
41:58Who's still here?
42:00I don't know.
42:02Will he be pregnant?
42:04Now we're in his different...
42:06We've just entered into adulthood.
42:08Yeah, like the end of an era.
42:10I think I, in my younger years, had very rose-colored glasses on of like,
42:15and then you get a job and you get married and you have a baby.
42:19I mean, ideally, I would love to meet someone,
42:23get married, and have a baby by 30.
42:26Oh, really?
42:28I also used to go in a tanning bed.
42:30You grow up and you learn things.
42:32Craig is ready to get married and have a baby,
42:34and I'm still not.
42:40I love you guys.
42:42I love you.
42:45I know you're going to get in here.
42:47I mean...
42:48I said, I know she's going to eat some of this.
42:51It took everything we made tonight to get two forks.
43:00This is so...
43:02bouncy.
43:04This is so...
43:06bouncy.
43:07This is so...
43:09bouncy.
43:19Went to Reg Estate.
43:21I am coming home before the onions.
43:24Personal address.
43:25Personal address, moment.
43:26Personal address.
43:28Jesus Christ, let's go with this bitch.
43:35Sorry.
43:38I love you guys.
43:40I'm going to come back.
43:55Dad is home.
43:58Can you believe Lindsay's pregnant?
44:00If I'm being honest, no.
44:02Pregnant Linds and Carl, same house.
44:05A crime.
44:06Crazino.
44:11Ow, ow.
44:13Love you.
44:17Dude, isn't that crazy how, like,
44:20you show up to the house single and then
44:23you get single.
44:25You have a girlfriend.
44:27We've done being single with you for that drive out.
44:31It was dope.
44:33Oh, God.
44:36Coming up...
44:38The question is, like, are you going to drop the L-bomb
44:39before the end of the weekend?
44:41Did you say you love her?
44:42The crazy thing is, like...
44:43You're like, I love her.
44:44Like, she seems like an amazing person.
44:46Like, I love her.
45:00This summer, I just feel like,
45:02if I don't want to sleep in this house
45:04and there's someone on the roster
45:06that's 30 minutes away,
45:09I'm going.
45:10I'm going.
45:12And he's not American.
45:13We're going international this year.
45:15Because, frankly, American men are trash.
45:22I'm going to the gym real quick, okay?
45:28It's hot as a dick in here.
45:32I wish Lexi were here.
45:34You're sick.
45:35You're great, though.
45:39I followed Lexi at, like, four in the morning.
45:42Her bio just said, like, Jesse's girlfriend.
45:46Should we go wake Lexi and Bailey up?
45:49No, what?
45:50Maybe they're awake.
45:51Do you miss her?
45:52Like, I want to hang out with her.
45:54But you and I deserve our first dunk.
45:58All right, cool.
46:00Oh, okay.
46:04Three, two, one.
46:11Lexi.
46:14I want to practice.
46:15Oh, hi.
46:16Good morning.
46:17Hi.
46:18Guys, should we start making some breakfast?
46:20Hi, good morning.
46:23Sound?
46:24Still just like that.
46:25His goggles went back to that.
46:26Yeah.
46:27She's not stupid.
46:29Y'all have anything y'all want to eat?
46:30Strawberry.
46:32Strawberries.
46:34Hey.
46:36What'd you do today?
46:37A little total body.
46:39Yeah, I can tell.
46:41You're looking frothy.
46:42I hate you guys.
46:45Should we get some sun, maybe?
46:46I'll go in.
46:47One more time?
46:48All right, I'm going to go change.
46:49Let me just get one last moment in a two-piece.
46:55Look at that little tush.
46:56Cute.
46:59Oh, my God.
47:00Little huff cubs.
47:02Are they heavy?
47:03Yeah.
47:04Oh, my God.
47:05Yeah.
47:06I'm just going to tip over.
47:07No, literally.
47:08Oh, my God.
47:09I can't wait to see Lindsay in a little pregnancy swimsuit.
47:11Oh, my God.
47:12No.
47:13Pull up a chair.
47:14Come get cozy.
47:15Yeah.
47:16I'm going to smack that right in the middle of you guys.
47:17I think we all left the club separately within five minutes of each other.
47:20I just pulled the ripcord.
47:21I was just like, I wanted to be in bed by two.
47:23I think that's a good way for you to go out with the boys all summer and not get in trouble
47:27with your wife.
47:28We want to get in trouble.
47:30We want that.
47:31I am making a valiant effort to give her what she wants, what she needs.
47:35Dude, she needs her friends around her.
47:38Getting murdered.
47:39Cheers.
47:40To a new beginning.
47:41Guys, look at her.
47:43Is it just me, or is she really pretty?
47:45All we can see is her ass, you sicko.
47:48Can't even see her face.
47:49I'll tell you who's putting the full court press.
47:52This guy.
47:53I'm just upset that my boy and I are just never going to be single at the same time.
47:59Wow.
48:00That's crazy.
48:01We are moving quickly.
48:03What are you saying?
48:04I just think it's inevitable.
48:07Yo, I got to take my shirt off, y'all.
48:09I'm f***ing dying.
48:10Yeah.
48:11Lexi.
48:13The question is like, are you going to drop the L-bomb before the end of the weekend?
48:17Did you say you love her?
48:18The crazy thing is like...
48:19You're like, I love her.
48:20She seems like an amazing person.
48:22Like, I love her.
48:24I won't say it.
48:26He's going to say it.
48:27He's going to say it.
48:28It's less than a day, Jesse Coleman.
48:30I'll lock it up.
48:31What the f***?
48:32I was joking with the L-bomb.
48:34Now I'm like, he's going to say it.
48:36Would you guys just be happy for me?
48:39That's my boy.
48:41Oh, God.
48:42Gabby, is Lindsay a One Piece pregnant girl?
48:46I told her she needs to like, let that thing out.
48:49Is she coming out?
48:50Yeah.
48:51She should like, lube it up and then just...
48:54Carl gets here momentarily.
48:59I asked in our little boys group text like, how it goes.
49:01He didn't say anything.
49:02Did you see that?
49:04Thank you, sir.
49:06Here she is.
49:11Oh, she is pregnant, huh?
49:13Damn.
49:14Damn, yeah.
49:15She wasn't eyeing that for long.
49:17You're so pregnant.
49:19So cute.
49:21Hello?
49:23Hello?
49:33Hello?
49:38Oh, my God.
49:39Oh, my God.
49:42My tits are popping out.
49:44They look fabulous.
49:46Yeah, I'm really pregnant.
49:48Which is insane that you've been hiding it for this long.
49:50I know.
49:52Carl's going to be here momentarily.
49:53I think we're going to do a little boys day out.
49:56Peace.
49:57Oh, what a bummer.
50:01What's going on?
50:03Nervous about seeing her.
50:04Sure.
50:05I don't know how to operate there.
50:07There's certainly no guidebook in doing this, okay?
50:10So, the fact that you're feeling confused is completely natural.
50:13It's normal.
50:14Yeah.
50:15You know how many texts I've gotten in the last 24 hours?
50:17I mean, it's pretty funny actually reading what people say.
50:20She's been pregnant for the last six months and hiding it from the world
50:23because she knows how crazy it would look if everybody knew she was pregnant.
50:26I pull up Instagram and I learn that Lindsay has announced her pregnancy.
50:30I had my suspicions.
50:32You know, a part of me is really happy for her
50:35because that's what she's always wanted.
50:37But as someone who just is still taking her time to heal and process
50:41and really get rid of this anger and resentment that I have towards her,
50:44I don't know what to say to her.
50:46Hibachi for lunch?
50:48Chicken, steak.
50:49I need a drink.
50:53Hi, beautiful girl.
50:54Hi.
50:55Yo, yo, yo.
50:56Whoa.
50:57Hello.
50:58What's happening?
50:59Poor old mother.
51:00Jesse.
51:01How are you?
51:02What's up, bro?
51:03You look great.
51:04Thanks, man.
51:05I'd like to introduce you to the love of my life.
51:06I'm Lexi.
51:07Hi, Lexi.
51:08Nice to meet you.
51:09How are you?
51:10Good, how are you?
51:11Good.
51:12So, a couple new faces?
51:13Yes.
51:14Yeah, you want to come say hi?
51:15Here, actually, let me go pee.
51:16I had a long drive.
51:17I'll be out in one sec.
51:19Guys, Carl's here, by the way.
51:22Okay, well, where is he?
51:26Okay.
51:37Carl!
51:45This season on Summer House...
51:47Has anyone seen my wiener?
51:52What the f***?
51:53What the f***?
51:56I thought we had no idea what's going on.
52:00How do you do it?
52:01I want to make sure that this is like a thing
52:03where we're only getting to know each other.
52:06My last night as a single man.
52:08You're insane, dude.
52:09Look at this guy.
52:10Can you guys tell me how we're feeling about Emeril?
52:13Two stories, 18 rooms.
52:14You walk in, two couches right there.
52:16A sex swing in your face.
52:21How many people did you have sex with again?
52:23Last night?
52:24Just yesterday.
52:25Just two?
52:28I haven't had sex for a year.
52:30You're giving me like lemur energy.
52:32Do you like lemurs?
52:33Very much.
52:35You're a f***ing fraud,
52:36and now I'm adding cheater to your f***ing resume.
52:39You've been talking to this girl since before we broke up.
52:42I pray for you.
52:43I don't need you to pray for me.
52:44It's weird to have a boyfriend that's giving hater energy,
52:47and like I hate watching that s***.
52:50You can't choose work all the time.
52:52I apologize for being strong and independent.
52:55Me and Craig are going to break up,
52:57and everything I have will like go away.
52:59I'm just so bad.
53:01He's flirting with Sierra.
53:03I don't trust her.
53:04I'm sorry.
53:05I don't trust you.
53:06F*** you, actually.
53:07Come on, come back.
53:08You threw the first punch, Kyle.
53:10You could have just taken a f***ing break.
53:12Everyone has to have this allegiance to him.
53:14The only reason I came here tonight
53:16was so that someone kept his wife company
53:18while he pretends to be Diplo.
53:19She's being two-faced with me.
53:20Why is she being two-faced?
53:21Did you just say I'm being two-faced?
53:23How f***ing dare you?
53:25It was slander.
53:26Stop.
53:27You know what that means?
53:28Don't f***ing do that to me.
53:29This is getting carried away.
53:30I'm f***ing leaving.
53:33I'm like, Craig, what are you talking about?
53:35Like, I feel like you're so betraying me right now.
53:38You're going to let people say that I'm a cheater?
53:40I caught you texting two bitches
53:42in the course of our relationship.
53:44Now you're dead to me.
53:50Your nipples are insane right now.