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00:00Yeah, can I take your order?
00:01Fifteen double cheeseburgers, please.
00:03Fifteen double cheese to go!
00:04Oh, not to go, I'll eat them here.
00:06Hold order!
00:07You're gonna eat fifteen double cheeseburgers, all by yourself.
00:10Why, are they real big? You think fifteen's too many?
00:12Too many.
00:12All right, twelve then. Even dozen.
00:14Look, are you drunk or something, mister?
00:16Well, I don't know. Can you get drunk on six beer?
00:19I've got a hundred says you can't eat six double cheese, much less twelve.
00:22So what you're saying is they're really big cheeseburgers, huh?
00:25My hundred's saying you can't eat six double cheese.
00:27Maybe you're right. Twelve is too many burgers.
00:29I'll tell you what.
00:30Make it two double cheese, three orders of fried chicken,
00:34one BLT, two ham and Swiss on rye, chicken fried steak.
00:37Anything else?
00:39Three orders onion rings.
00:41That's a much more sensible lunch than twelve double cheeseburgers.
00:45If you can finish all that food in one hour,
00:49without getting up from that counter, and without losing your lunch.
00:53I'm not much of a betting man.
00:55Two to one odds in.
00:56No, no, I'll give you three to one odds.
00:58That's three hundred of mine against one hundred of yours.
01:01Well, what the hell? It's only money.
01:05Better hold on to this money.
01:06Sure.
01:07Hey, Paul, is this guy gonna really eat all that food?
01:10Can I, uh, can I get in on this action?
01:12Ask him.
01:14No, I like long shots.
01:16You're crazy as he is.
01:18Well, my money's just as good, right?
01:19How about me?
01:20Sir, you want anything to drink with that?
01:24There's your order.
01:26All right, it's ten after one.
01:29On your mark, get set.
01:31Wait, ketchup, please.
01:38What's the trick?
01:39Trick?
01:39Where's the food?
01:40Can't all be in your damn stomach.
01:42You know, the fact is I've always loved eating more than anything.
01:45Go into a restaurant and want to order everything on the menu.
01:48But I was always frustrated by the small capacity of my stomach.
01:52Well, 17 years ago, I made a wish.
01:55And amazingly enough, it came true.
01:56Now I have what you might call a black hole in my belly.
01:59Only I have to keep eating like this six or seven times a day.
02:02That's a good one.
02:04I gotta know one thing.
02:05Do you still love eating?
02:08No.
02:09Now it's a drag.