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00:00Okay, almost go time.
00:28Once I drop you off by the pharmacy, you've got six minutes.
00:32Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen, and please don't forget to vote.
00:38Come on, Swayze from Point Break.
00:41Point Break is weak.
00:44This is a robbery! Everybody...
00:50Why is everybody already laying down?
00:52Get on the ground. You get on the ground. I'm robbing this place.
00:58I'm already robbing it. I've been planning it for a month.
01:01Maybe you could come back tomorrow.
01:03Yeah, shut up. Get out of here, Affleck.
01:06What?
01:07The mask. Affleck from the town.
01:09No, man. It's De Niro from Heat.
01:12Right. Great movie.
01:19Come and get me.
01:21Mr. President.
01:42All right, dumbass. You don't want to give up your connection.
01:44You've got to deal with Detective Hickman.
01:46I'm not saying nothing for that boy.
01:48Well, uh, Lou gets everyone to talk because Lou plays dirty.
01:52And, uh, I lost six pounds since March.
02:02Hi there.
02:04I'm Detective Hickman.
02:07Everybody calls me Lou. Short for Louise, which is kind of an old lady name, if you ask me.
02:12Why are you so friendly?
02:14That cop made it sound like some big, tough guy was coming in here.
02:17Oh, man. I wish we had one of those.
02:20You know, I'm the only detective on the force, so just you and me today.
02:24So, your last name is Mackey.
02:28You must be Sheila Mackey's kid.
02:30Maybe.
02:31Wow. Small town, small world. She was my JV basketball coach.
02:36Only for a year. I made varsity as a sophomore, but we still keep in touch.
02:40So, it says here you were picked up last month for, am I reading this right,
02:45indecent exposure at a petting zoo?
02:47No, no, no. I was trying to get something out of my pocket.
02:49Oh, no. I believe you, man. I really do. But do you think that your mom would?
02:53Oh, no. Come on.
02:54You know what? I should really give Sheila a call. Just say hello.
02:59Oh, should we call her together? Is that crazy?
03:02No, no, no. I'll give her my source.
03:03Oh, no, no, no. I can't let you do that.
03:05Come on. Please. Everybody calls him Mike. I don't know his real name.
03:09Okay, Melvin.
03:11Give my best to your family. Sheila.
03:16Okay. She escaped. Just kidding. You can't walk from the outside. Bye.
03:24Did he give you a name?
03:25Oh, Bradley. I am offended you even have to ask.
03:28It's White Mike. See if you can track him down.
03:30Lou, a call came in. It's a good one.
03:33Lily, whenever you say that, it's always something pretty messed up.
03:36Simultaneous armed robberies at Edenville Pharmacy.
03:39One suspect really got away, but the other one is dead.
03:43Which is, like, super sad for his family and his robber friends.
03:47Poor Phil. I'm heading over.
03:49Oh, and your brother is retaking his IPC certification again today in Seattle.
03:53Your dad was hoping you'd reach out and wish him good luck.
03:56Henry doesn't need luck on his interpersonal skills. He needs divine intervention.
04:01Can anyone tell me the single most important tool an officer needs to develop to make detective?
04:06Yes. Officer Gugazov.
04:08Effective communication?
04:09Correct.
04:10Effective communication.
04:11Something to add, Officer Hickman. Again.
04:14Ma'am, only that it's a meaningless regurgitation of the course material
04:17and that the use of inductive and deductive reasoning
04:20would actually be the most important tools I would use if I were to make detective.
04:24That if is doing a lot of work.
04:25Also, when you led my self-defense certification last year,
04:28you said that that was the most important tool.
04:31Right. That being able to interact...
04:33So, clearly, if the rankings are always changing, ma'am,
04:37then the question becomes meaningless.
04:40Okay. Let's break early for lunch.
04:47We've got a major problem, Detective Hickman.
04:49What is it, Sapkowski?
04:50We're out of crime scene tape.
04:51Okay. I have more in the back of my truck.
04:53And I know you're still new, but you really need to work on differentiating
04:56between a real crisis and a minor inconvenience.
04:58Right. Sorry.
05:00We arrived at the scene 20 minutes after receiving the shots fired.
05:03Just missed the gunfight.
05:04Again, Ray, gunfights aren't as fun as you think they are.
05:07What do we got?
05:08One Caucasian individual who fled the scene heading north in a white goalie mask
05:11and one deceased Caucasian individual inside in a Ronald Reagan mask.
05:14I'm begging you, Sarika, this isn't the Marine Corps.
05:16Just say dead white guy.
05:17Copy that.
05:18What in the world is happening to this town, Louise?
05:22I don't know, Marla, but I'm just glad you're okay.
05:25Tell your dad that I said it sure as hell wasn't the real Ronald Reagan
05:29because no bullet could stop that man.
05:31I'll put it in my report.
05:33What kind of firepower were these guys packing?
05:35Reagan mask had a Sig Sauer P-320 and hockey mask had an S-110 with a camo stock.
05:40A light model white F-150 was spotted heading south,
05:43past the store at excessive speed shortly after the robbery.
05:46One good thing about this town, you can always get an accurate description on a gun in a truck.
05:50Isn't the S-110 a varmint rifle?
05:52Weird choice for an armed robbery.
05:54Please tell me you were the first ones on the scene.
05:56County Sheriff beat us again.
05:58Detective Carson's inside the premises.
06:00He was asking about you.
06:02Oh, really?
06:04Oh, he was probably just making sure we clarified jurisdictional issues
06:08between Warren County and EVPD.
06:10Yeah.
06:11To that nature.
06:23Phil.
06:24Louise.
06:25Phil.
06:26Louise.
06:28Can you believe this?
06:30I'm so sorry.
06:32We're gonna find the guys who did this.
06:34Well, one of them is right there.
06:36But we'll find the other guy.
06:38You know I got a whole county to cover, Lou.
06:40Maybe try to beat me here when I catch your body near city limits?
06:42Give me a break, Carson. I got here as fast as I could.
06:44Oh, we're back to last names now?
06:46You know, my ex-wife still calls me Shane and she just locked me out of her old Netflix account.
06:49For flooding her algorithm with weird sex cult documentaries?
06:51Yeah, not gonna lie, that played a part.
06:53So you want us to take the lead on this one?
06:55Your call.
06:56Hmm. Always the gentleman.
06:58I'll take it from here.
07:00How long till a county lab can run a blood sample?
07:02Uh, I'd say EOD if you're lucky.
07:04For a suspect at large?
07:05No crazy idea. You could talk your dad into getting your own crime lab.
07:08Ear-dreaming.
07:09Point break fan, I see.
07:11Guess he wasn't expecting to run into De Niro from heat.
07:14That's what he was going for.
07:15I heard hockey mask and I went Friday the 13th.
07:18What do you take? Cash or pills?
07:20Pills.
07:21Halfling worthless, statins, blood thinners, stuff like that.
07:24But he also took pain pills and benzos too.
07:27I heard white Mike is stealing again. Could be a connection.
07:30I thought white Mike got hair plugs and found Jesus.
07:32That was bald Mike.
07:34Yep, that makes more sense.
07:42I need to talk to you.
07:44You know what the best part of my job is?
07:46Every day is take your daughter to work day.
07:49Have it caramel.
07:50No, this isn't a personal...
07:52You know what, I'll take one of those.
07:54This isn't a personal visit. This is about our crime problem.
07:57We don't have a crime problem.
07:59You realize we haven't had a drug-related fatality within city limits in two years?
08:02Because you helped get the city limits redrawn so the only ER is in Birch Creek now.
08:06Birch Creek? Now they ain't got a crime problem.
08:08Just because you move the numbers around to make the stats look pretty doesn't make them true.
08:12Sweetheart, the country is falling apart.
08:16People need a place where they feel safe.
08:18That's what Edenvale is to folks around here.
08:20But it's a myth. There's masked bad guys out there having shootouts.
08:24Louise, come on. Don't exaggerate.
08:26One shootout.
08:28Look, believing that they're safe.
08:30That's what gives people the peace of mind to put their kids to bed at night.
08:33And that belief is the most important thing we can give them.
08:36I thought it was, you know, like actual safety,
08:39which is tough to provide when our equipment is outdated,
08:42we don't have our own lab, and I'm surrounded by rookies.
08:45I feel like KG when he played for the Wolves.
08:47Give me some complimentary pieces or trade me to the Celtics.
08:50You know the city council is not going to give me the money for all that stuff.
08:53At least hire me a partner.
08:55A new detective who isn't afraid to be a hard ass for me sometimes.
08:57I'm sick of having to play the I'll tell your mom card.
09:06You know, I think you're right.
09:10I think a partner is exactly what you need.
09:13Really? You're agreeing with me?
09:15I'm stunned.
09:16Yeah, you need someone who's not afraid to step on some toes.
09:19Right?
09:20Yeah.
09:21That would help me so much.
09:23I agree. I think it would help us both.
09:25Have a caramel for the road.
09:27Seriously, so exciting. Thank you.
09:30Okay.
09:31Close the door.
09:32Okay, you got it.
09:33Dad.
09:38Hey, um, I'm looking for Officer Henry Hickman.
09:43Tall, strange fellow.
09:46This is his dad.
09:48You're good at a lot of things.
09:50You come at police work from, shall we say, creative angles.
09:54You got an almost perfect score on the IQ test.
09:56Well, the test had two incorrect answers.
09:58But I've never met anyone with worse social skills than you.
10:01And that includes serial killers.
10:03Well, serial killers often use superficial charm to disarm potential victims.
10:09Kind of missing the point here.
10:11A good detective needs to be able to deal with people.
10:14I just don't think it's in the cards for you.
10:17Oh, Hickman, your dad's on the phone.
10:19I doubt that very much.
10:20No, you got me.
10:21I invent imaginary calls to amuse myself.
10:27You and your father aren't close?
10:29We haven't spoken since I wrote an editorial suggesting he stepped down as chief of police.
10:35If I take this phone call and it makes me late, will it jeopardize my chance of passing?
10:40It will have no effect whatsoever.
10:45Yeah, I'm holding for results on a blood sample.
10:48No, I've already been holding. Don't...
10:50Damn it.
10:51Bad news. Do any machines eat in dollars again?
10:53Unplug and plug it back in, Sam.
10:55But first I need you to check all gun dealers within 50 miles and see if anyone's sold it.
10:58S110 with the camo stock?
11:00That, in the last three months.
11:02Bradley, get me an ID on our Reagan robber and see when he got to town.
11:05All right, I'm on it.
11:07Okey-dokey, heading home.
11:09Seriously? We got a double robbery and a homicide.
11:11Yeah, I told Nadia to stop by the grocery store.
11:14You're having dinner with us tonight, remember?
11:16Oh, but first I need you to stop by the airport.
11:19I hired a detective and he gets in in half an hour.
11:23Oh, that is great news.
11:25So, who is he?
11:27He's a guy that has a great mind for police work,
11:29who can operate within the strict confines of our budget,
11:32and who is chomping at the bit to take the next step in his career.
11:36Oh, no.
11:38Oh, no. Please, no. Please, no. You can't.
11:41I can't.
11:44You did.
11:46Didn't you?
11:47Yeah, I kinda did.
11:50Night, everybody.
11:58Flight attendants, I might play in more shorts.
12:02Very unprofessional.
12:06Cool.
12:12Don't you think you should keep the scanner on?
12:14I got my phone if they need me.
12:16I'd really prefer you kept the scanner on.
12:18I got you a room at the Evergreen.
12:20For, you know, until you find your new place.
12:22No. I can't sleep in hotels.
12:24I'm staying with you while I look.
12:25Absolutely not.
12:26Well, I already talked to Dad about it. He said you have a spare room.
12:29Unbelievable.
12:32Since when are you on speaking terms with Dad?
12:34Since he gave me this job.
12:35It's faster if you turn up here.
12:36It's been seven years. I don't think you know it's faster.
12:40What are you doing here, Henry?
12:42It's the only way I can get my shield,
12:43so I've chosen to separate the job from the fact that you two are both in the wrong.
12:49Excuse me? I was in the... I was in the wrong?
12:52Yep.
12:53Wow. Wow. That is funny.
12:55Is it?
12:56Because, you know what? I'm not even... I'm not even... No.
12:58You know what? No. No, thank you. I'm not having this conversation with you.
13:00Not now. Not ever.
13:01We're not having the conversation right now.
13:02We are not having this conversation.
13:03Well, we are having this conversation.
13:04Oh, why do you do that?
13:06I'm not doing anything.
13:07You know what? This is over. End of story.
13:10It's just as fast if we go this way.
13:15Could we turn the scanner back on?
13:16I'm not putting the scanner back on!
13:25The robbery at the pharmacy has left one of the men dead.
13:28What?
13:29Police say the man responsible...
13:30No!
13:31All ended in tragedy when this small-time robber crossed paths with a ruthless killer.
13:35No!
13:36But the only prescription filled today was for cold-blooded murder.
13:39What?
13:40After the break, sports and weather with Peaky and Chief Reach.
13:44Have you been injured at work?
13:45Yeah.
13:46Do you feel that you're owed additional compensation?
13:49Mm-hmm.
13:50Well, the only way to get what you deserve is to fight for it.
13:54Yeah.
13:56Yeah.
14:01Okay, so this is my little brother, Henry.
14:05He joins us from Seattle PD, and he's our new detective.
14:09This is Sam and Sarika.
14:11Now, Seattle sees action, gangs, major criminal enterprises...
14:14Human trafficking.
14:15Pretty sweet.
14:16A lot of people have trouble with my last name.
14:18It's pronounced Stepkowski.
14:20Obviously.
14:21Like the Polish cyclist is a big nymph, Stepkowski.
14:23Okay.
14:25This is our dispatcher, Lily.
14:27You're, like, really tall.
14:29I know.
14:30Where's Bradley?
14:31Wait, Joe Bradley from high school?
14:33Who was hospitalized after drinking 40 Nera beers in an effort to get intoxicated?
14:37Uh, 42.
14:39Yeah.
14:40Felt a nice little buzz, too, right before my kidneys started barking.
14:43Yeah.
14:44What's going on, Henry?
14:46How are you a police officer?
14:48I know, right?
14:49May I finally pass the test, amigo?
14:51Shoot, we gotta get going. You'll meet everyone else later.
14:53Are you taking me to the crime scene?
14:55I'd like to check and see if you missed anything.
14:57That sounds like a lot of fun, but no, it's family dinner night at Dad's.
15:01I have to have one meal a week with him.
15:03And now you do, too.
15:07I've made a terrible mistake.
15:12Boys, I like this shirt.
15:15Oh, really? Thank you. Nadia, that's so nice.
15:18Pants are a problem.
15:20Okay.
15:22Uh, Nadia, this is Hank Jr.
15:25Henry.
15:26Okay, okay. Henry Jr.
15:28Just Henry. No Junior. I had my middle name legally eliminated.
15:32What? That was a dumb thing to do. Why would you do that?
15:35Yeah, why would you do that?
15:38This is good. This is great. This is working out.
15:41These are just my work pants. What's for dinner?
15:45Henry, Louise, let us enjoy a nice family meal of venison steak.
15:52Louise and I had a very busy deer season, didn't we?
15:55Yeah, that's right.
15:56We have a whole mess of it thawing in the garage.
15:58No, thank you. I don't consume the flesh of animals.
16:01Since when are you a vegetarian?
16:03Since I was seven.
16:05Uh, Nadia, how is the dance studio?
16:08Talent for students is low, but check's clear.
16:12Nadia learned English watching American TV in Russia.
16:15She's such a fan.
16:16I will tell story.
16:18I take road trip to see places I know from shows.
16:22Brooklyn, 99, CSI Miami, all of their Chicago's.
16:27PD, Fire and Hope.
16:29On my way to see Twin Peaks, I get speeding ticket from Hank.
16:36My real policeman.
16:38Well, that's a bit of a stretch.
16:40What's that supposed to mean?
16:42I think it's pretty clear.
16:43Well, why don't you write an editorial about it, smart guy?
16:46I already have.
16:47Okay, this is supposed to be a nice family dinner.
16:49Can we talk about something else?
16:51Okay, I heard that Detective Carson over at the County Sheriff's Department got a divorce.
16:55When is somebody going to set you two up?
16:57Can we talk about something else?
16:58All right, anything in the case?
17:00Maybe. We're still looking for White Mike, and I want to revisit the crime scene later tonight.
17:03I'm going with you.
17:04No, you're not.
17:05Yes, I am.
17:06Louise, take your brother to the crime scene.
17:09Am I 12?
17:10One time on CSI Miami, a robber used tidal wave to float heavy gold out of the floor of bank.
17:33Why does he know Russian?
17:36Why does he know anything?
17:39I don't know.
17:45So, what are you thinking?
17:47I see someone who left most of the valuable pills behind and used a long-distance rifle in close quarters.
17:52I see an amateur doing their first robbery.
17:55Agreed.
17:56Now, here's why I came back.
17:58After the first shot, the witnesses are all ducking for cover, and they hear Reagan say,
18:01Come and get me.
18:03Typical macho cowboy.
18:05He had wounds on the back of his non-shooting hands, not defensive.
18:08His left hand was under his chin, palm facing in.
18:11He was saying, come and get me.
18:13On the phone.
18:14To a getaway driver.
18:15That's what I'm thinking.
18:17We got a third guy, and he's the one that was driving the F-150, not De Niro.
18:21Also, where's the phone?
18:22We need to find one on the body.
18:28What are you doing?
18:29Mad distance.
18:30Blast would have sent him back about five feet.
18:33He would have been standing around about here.
18:39Huh.
18:45Wow.
18:47Nice work.
18:53Oh my God!
18:54Phil?
18:58You really should carve at this place.
18:59The floor is very unforgiving.
19:02Again, Phil, we are so sorry, aren't we?
19:05What are you doing here at nine o'clock at night?
19:08I left my glasses in my desk.
19:11Oh, really?
19:18You've had a hell of a day, Phil.
19:21I've had a hell of a decade, Louise.
19:23Recession, pandemic, people losing their jobs, their health insurance, and now I get robbed twice in the same day.
19:31You're lucky.
19:32All he took was a hodgepodge of medications.
19:34He left the cash in the register.
19:36I'm assuming you have a safe.
19:37Yeah.
19:38Right behind that deer head.
19:39Well, at least you didn't get hurt.
19:43During the robbery, anyway.
19:45Okie dokie, we'll get out of your hair.
19:47One more question.
19:49What is the appeal of hunting?
19:51What?
19:52Why do people enjoy sitting in trees shooting defenseless animals?
19:56It's a valid question.
19:57No, not to a nice man you just beat up, it's not.
19:59You have a weapon, the animal has nothing.
20:01It's like going up to a dog on the street and just shooting it.
20:03Okay, so if you didn't have a weapon, you'd understand?
20:05If you wrestled a moose, that'd be fair?
20:07No, I'm smarter than a moose, and I have a tighter turning radius.
20:10Okay, everyone you grew up with likes hunting.
20:12I like hunting.
20:13Of course, because you're turning into Dad.
20:22She's gotten stronger.
20:28I think the white F-150 belonged to Reagan's getaway driver, and we recovered a cell phone at the scene.
20:33I recovered it.
20:34Great job, Henry.
20:35Well, I was the one that realized there was a missing cell phone to begin with, but anyway...
20:39We're going to see if Sam can get anything off of it.
20:41Yeah, well, you see, you're making magic already. I love it.
20:44Which reminds me...
20:47Glock 22.
20:49Standard issue.
20:50Welcome aboard officially, junior.
20:54I'm not a junior.
20:55Well, you're a junior detective.
20:56Detective third grade.
20:57That's pretty junior.
20:59I'm first grade.
21:01And what about my shield?
21:03Sorry, I don't have a shield yet.
21:05Well, I was really hoping for my shield.
21:07It's on order.
21:08Well, do you know what day my shield will be getting here?
21:09I'll buy you one from the toy store until your real one comes in.
21:12Could you give us a second, son?
21:19Is this going to be a problem?
21:20Oh, absolutely.
21:24Why is he standing on that desk?
21:27He's getting a panoramic look at his new surroundings from a high central viewpoint.
21:31Don't you remember? He read it in some Sherlock Holmes book when we were kids.
21:34He did it every year on the first day of school.
21:36God, how did he survive junior high?
21:38I don't know, but I wish he hadn't.
21:39Hey!
21:41I don't mean that. Sorry.
21:43The layout of this bullpen really needs to change.
21:45I'll pass that along to our interior designer.
21:48I ran a check on all the local gun sales in the last 90 days, like you asked, and I couldn't find any camo stock S110s.
21:55It was a long shot.
21:56But there is only one dealer within 15 miles who's authorized to service that model, and that is Cascade Survival in Birch Creek.
22:03Okay, Sam, look at you, you guys!
22:07Sam found a clue!
22:12Thank you, ma'am. Detective Hickman.
22:14Salute.
22:16I remember that place. It's a one-stop shop for militia types and end times preppers.
22:20Let's go check it out.
22:21I'm not letting you walk into a place where half the customers are packing heat after that stunt you pulled with Phil at the pharmacy.
22:27You and Bradley are going to start looking for the getaway driver's white F-150.
22:31Oh, that is grunt work.
22:33Then get grunting.
22:34If you find any leads, you call me and we follow up together. I mean it.
22:42Batman and Robin.
22:44I'll be Robin.
22:47Obviously.
22:52Thanks.
22:58Hey!
23:00It's Dale, right?
23:02Detective Lou Hickman.
23:04I went to junior high with your cousin. He set fire to the teacher's lounge, if I remember right.
23:09We're in compliance with all your so-called laws.
23:11Okay.
23:12I just want to know if you've serviced an S110 with a camo stock recently.
23:17Oh, so now I've got to alert the authorities every time we clean a gun?
23:22Every time some idiot gets in trouble, everybody wants to blame the gun and take away my rights.
23:27Tell you what, Dale. Let's skip the political debate.
23:30Go to the field out back with one of those rifles up there and I can hit a beer can twice in the air before it hits the ground.
23:37You tell me what I need to know.
23:41How about three times?
23:43Three times.
23:45But I'm just a girl.
24:08It will be a lucky man who makes you his bride.
24:12I like to think so, Dale.
24:14Now start talking.
24:17All these trucks fit the description?
24:19Uh, yeah. I mean, F-150s are everywhere.
24:22You know, it's actually a pretty smart truck to use as a getaway vehicle.
24:26Personally, I would never buy a white one.
24:28It makes you look like you rented it at the airport or something.
24:32Yeah, I'd go for like a dark blue.
24:34Maybe paint some flames.
24:36Of course. They rented the truck.
24:38Right.
24:40Right. Yes. No, see, that's kind of what I was getting at.
24:43Head for the airport.
24:45Oh, but Lou said that if you find any leads that you should call her.
24:49Well, one could say that you found this lead by blindly stumbling upon the idea the truck was rented.
24:57Hey, thanks, man.
24:59I guess you're right. Yeah.
25:01See, that is why I'm so glad that we're working together, man.
25:04You know, I always thought we were similar.
25:06Similar?
25:07Similar?
25:08Yeah. I mean, you know, we're unconventional thinkers.
25:10We're not identical, but it's like when an animal is related, but they're different.
25:14You know, like a cat and a mountain lion, or like a dog and a bear.
25:21Lily, I got a description on a Robert De Niro.
25:23We're looking for a white male, about 6 feet, late 30s, short brown hair, blue eyes.
25:27Let me talk to Henry.
25:28Uh, Henry's not here. I think he and Bradley went to question a witness.
25:33They what?
25:38Yeah, I remember him.
25:40He was with another guy, Asian, real tall, like 6'4".
25:46Fat guy.
25:47Fat? Like fat as you, or like fatter?
25:51What?
25:53Well, on a scale of 1 to 10, I was a Bradley's a 4, you're a 6.
25:58How fat is he?
26:00Hey, come on, man.
26:02Just answer the question.
26:04Well, I guess somewhere between us.
26:07Suspect was of average fatness.
26:12You look great.
26:15All bodies are beautiful.
26:17My condolences in advance, but I'm gonna kill your son.
26:21I'm gonna kill him dead.
26:23Okay, I know it's not easy, but he can help us.
26:27He's wanted to be a detective his whole life.
26:31Remember when you were kids and you used to talk to each other from your bedrooms with my walkies?
26:35And you'd solve little mysteries around the house?
26:38You loved that.
26:39I was 8, and we both know it's not that simple.
26:41Simple went out the window when you refused to hire him out of spite.
26:44Well, he said that I should step down as chief.
26:47That I fudge my crime statistics and give preferential treatment to my friends.
26:51You do!
26:52I know, but he said it in the newspaper.
26:54It's too much water under the bridge.
26:56Why would you ever think this was a good idea?
26:59Family ties.
27:00Okay, I know we're family, but...
27:02No, no, no. The television show, Family Ties.
27:04Nadia said that if the Keatons could accept Alex, who was against everything that they believed in,
27:09how could I give up on Henry?
27:11That's why I'm stuck with him?
27:13Because of a sitcom from the 80s?
27:15Oh, come on, Louise.
27:16Don't tell me he didn't leave a hole in your life when he left.
27:19Whatever happened, whoever's to blame, this could be the only way we get him back.
27:25What's the problem, Stepkowski?
27:28De Niro's dead.
27:29No.
27:30The gunman, not the actor.
27:32Yes, that qualifies as urgent.
27:37Damn it, how does he always get here so quick?
27:39I bet that's who you have a crush on.
27:41Say one word, and I will personally see to it that you spend the rest of your time here on mounted patrol.
27:46I'm not afraid of horses anymore.
27:48Detective Shane Carson.
27:50I'm not afraid of horses anymore.
27:52Detective Shane Carson.
27:54This is my brother, Detective Henry Eckman.
27:56Oh, you're exactly how I pictured you.
28:03Okay, who do we have?
28:06Yeah, late 30s, six feet, brown hair, blue eyes, that's our guy.
28:10Yeah, we got a DNA match from the blood at the pharmacy.
28:12Already? How?
28:13Mobile lab with satellite uplink.
28:15Oh, I want one of those.
28:18Do we have a COD?
28:19Multiple stab wounds to the neck and shoulder.
28:21Dead before he hit the water.
28:23Looks like he floated here from somewhere upstream.
28:25Maybe within your city limits.
28:26Maybe up north in Birch Creek.
28:28Wounds are narrow.
28:30Could be a screwdriver or a prison shiv.
28:34Depth...
28:39Approximately 2.8 to 4.3 inches.
28:44Based on the angle of entry, I'd say our attacker is six foot four.
28:48Just like our getaway driver.
28:50How does he know all this?
28:52He observes autopsies in his free time.
28:54Oh, wow.
29:04Thank you, Gladys.
29:06Sure, honey.
29:07And welcome home, Henry.
29:09Thank you. I don't consider this my home.
29:12Okay.
29:19So, what, you don't drink coffee anymore?
29:21I don't like to be chemically altered on the job.
29:23It's coffee.
29:25And what do you have against apple pie now?
29:28You think it's fruit murder or something?
29:30No, I like pie. I'm just avoiding it.
29:35Oh, my God.
29:37You're on a diet.
29:40No.
29:41You're on a diet.
29:43No.
29:44You finally made detective, and you want to look your best.
29:48That's cute.
29:50Kind of embarrassing.
29:54You're missing out.
29:56So...
29:58Those two guys rob Phil at the same time, then run into each other later,
30:02and it turns into the shower scene from Psycho?
30:04And they were both wearing masks, so how could they recognize each other?
30:06Unless they had met before.
30:09They were supposed to be partners, and one of them had a change of heart.
30:12Where have I heard that before?
30:16You're the one who left. Not me.
30:18Because he only offered one of us a job out of the academy.
30:20Exactly. Because you wrote that stupid editorial,
30:23What Was I Supposed to Do, Turn Him Down?
30:24Yes.
30:25Why would I do that? Why would I blow up my plans because of a stupid fight you picked with Dad?
30:28Because your plans were supposed to include me.
30:31But you're the one who ruined it.
30:34And you could have apologized, and he would have changed his mind.
30:37Why would I apologize for something I'm not sorry for?
30:39Because sometimes you say things that aren't true to get what you want.
30:43That's how the world works.
30:45Wow. You really have turned into him.
30:48Okay. I'm out.
30:51I told Dad that this was a bad idea.
30:53I told him that I needed someone who wasn't afraid to ruffle a few feathers, but not my feathers.
30:57Maybe he felt you were in need of a good ruffling.
30:59He said he needed me here to offset your weak areas.
31:03What weak areas? I don't have any weak areas.
31:06Well, he said you're too nice.
31:07He... He didn't say that. I am not nice.
31:11Oh, thank you so much, Gladys. The pie was great as always.
31:15I was being polite. That doesn't make me nice.
31:18I didn't say anything.
31:22What is it, Bradley?
31:25Got it. We pulled the location data off the phone.
31:28We got a 20 on where Reagan and his getaway driver were holed up.
31:37Ha!
31:42Ray, Bradley, you take the back.
31:45Stepkowski, assume a defensive position.
31:49I can do that.
32:01Don't move!
32:04Pursuing on foot!
32:07Go!
32:37Go!
33:08How are we not breathing hard?
33:10Self-discipline.
33:15So you're telling me that this is sending his prints in real time?
33:18Yeah. It's wireless 5G.
33:22We're still using ink pads, Shane.
33:24Well, that makes me sad.
33:26When's your birthday? Maybe I can buy you one.
33:28Oh. Well, in that case, it's tomorrow.
33:32Oh, then happy birthday, Lou.
33:34Oh, really? Well, I mean, it's not really my...
33:37Yeah, I knew it wasn't.
33:38Oh.
33:39I know it's not your birthday.
33:40But, yeah.
33:41Oh, so I...
33:42I'll see you.
33:43Okay. I'll just...
33:45They found the F-150 on the corner of 4th and Juniper.
33:48No sign of a murder weapon.
33:50Murder weapon?
33:52Backseat?
33:53Backseat.
33:56You want to save us a lot of time and tell us what you did with it?
33:58It was a screwdriver, wasn't it?
34:00You working for White Mike?
34:01What? I'm just a wheel man. You think I killed somebody?
34:04I think you double-crossed your Reagan masked buddy
34:06and then you poked your real partner full of holes and dumped him in the river.
34:08Uh-huh.
34:09But that's impossible.
34:10Why's that?
34:15Well, because he spent the whole night in the Birch Creek drunk tank.
34:18He couldn't have killed Robert De Niro.
34:21Robert De Niro's dead?
34:23The guy who robbed the pharmacy, not the actor.
34:26Oh.
34:28We still think whoever killed him is 6'4 or taller,
34:30so we're checking all violent offenders in the state who fit the bill.
34:33And we're expanding our search for White Mike into Oregon, Idaho, British Columbia, in the hopes that...
34:37Go home, you two.
34:39But why would we do that?
34:40We've got another homicide on our hands.
34:42Not our jurisdiction.
34:44Since we don't know if De Niro was killed within city limits, Sheriff's Department's taking it.
34:48You gave it to them so it doesn't affect our statistics.
34:50Because nobody gets killed in Edenvale.
34:52Both robbers are dead.
34:54The getaway driver you caught has confessed to aiding and abetting.
34:58You did good work, detectives.
35:00Take the W.
35:03What's that?
35:04Take the win.
35:05Ah.
35:06It's from sports.
35:12You up?
35:15I'm up.
35:18You sleeping on the floor like a weirdo?
35:20It's a Japanese sleeping mat. It's very comfortable.
35:23Oh. Then how come you're awake?
35:27Phil stored his medications alphabetically.
35:29Why did De Niro take so many useless ones that weren't anywhere near the valuable ones on the shelves?
35:35That's a good question.
35:37But here's what's keeping me up.
35:40The puncture depths were all similar.
35:42But with most multiple stab wounds, they're all over the place.
35:45Some barely break skin, some cut to the bone.
35:47True.
35:48We need to do a deeper forensic analysis.
35:50How?
35:51It's not our case. There's no way we can get to the body now.
35:56Maybe we don't need the body.
36:01You have a weird idea, don't you?
36:06Yes.
36:10Hey, I'm not going to lie. When you said you needed me for a covert op,
36:13I wasn't thinking we'd be sneaking around the chief's garage.
36:15What are we doing here?
36:16You said we're unconventional thinkers.
36:18Oh, absolutely.
36:19We're thinking outside the box.
36:22Here we go.
36:29We're making steaks?
36:31Not exactly.
36:33Oh, yeah.
36:34Hey, maybe we were too quick to judge inside the box thinking on this one.
36:38Squat down a little.
36:39Okay.
36:41Don't move.
36:42All right, would you just tell me before I...
36:44All right, would you just tell me before I...
36:46Oh, boy. Yeah. Okay.
36:48De Niro takes a four-inch puncture wound to his neck here,
36:52then stays in place for another...
36:54Oh, yep. Yep.
36:55Here.
36:56Yep.
36:57And then another...
36:59Here.
37:00That one hurt.
37:01Three potentially fatal wounds.
37:05And he hasn't moved.
37:08It doesn't make any sense.
37:15Hey, is this steak juice or blood?
37:17Tell me it's steak juice.
37:18What if he got all five wounds simultaneously?
37:28Not one point, five times.
37:30Five points.
37:33One time.
37:37Antlers.
37:44All right, you sons of...
37:48Junior.
37:49Did I hit you?
37:50No, but from there you really should have.
37:52Oh, dear God. I shot Bradley.
37:54Oh, no, that's all right, Chief. It's just steak juice.
37:58Yeah.
37:59What the hell are you guys doing here?
38:01Solving a murder in our jurisdiction.
38:03And I know who did it.
38:05And I know why.
38:06My thing's bigger.
38:07Shut up. No, it isn't.
38:09You see?
38:10Family dies.
38:14No.
38:19This blood will match the body dumped in the river.
38:22Won't it?
38:24It wasn't supposed to happen.
38:27I hired him to stage a robbery so I could give the drugs to people who'd lost their insurance.
38:33It was kind of noble, in a misguided way.
38:36Which is why they were all so random.
38:38Heart pills, statins.
38:40We pulled your records and his haul was a perfect match for your former client's prescriptions.
38:44Everything just went so wrong.
38:47An actual robber shows up and they start shooting each other.
38:51And then my guy comes back.
38:53Starts threatening me.
38:54Said I had to give him everything.
38:56So you climbed up on the desk to get to the safe.
38:59Took the deer head off the wall.
39:01And you killed him with it.
39:04Which makes the score humans, several million, deer, one.
39:10Saying there's a justice to it.
39:21Two robberies, two murders.
39:23Solved and closed in 48 hours.
39:27This here's the dream team.
39:28Well, Henry and I.
39:29And the three of us were just like, boosh!
39:32You know, just speeding up each other's energy.
39:34I mean, when it works, it works, right?
39:39Oh, yeah.
39:41Oh, yeah.
39:42I know we're dancing to this one.
39:44Come on.
39:45You go.
39:46You go.
39:56You know, I'm proud of you, Henry.
39:59Just doing my job.
40:01I was also just doing my job, as I have every day for the last seven years, including holidays.
40:07I'm proud of both of you.
40:09You didn't let any obstacles get in your way, just like I taught you.
40:12You were the obstacle.
40:15Still proud.
40:21He's trying, you know?
40:23Isn't that part of why you came back here, to fix things with him?
40:26I came back because I was offered a job as detective.
40:29And I knew on a tiny force like this, I wouldn't have to answer to anybody.
40:33Do you have to answer to me?
40:34We'll see.
40:35We'll see.
40:36I'd watch what you say.
40:38I have something in my pocket you want.
40:41Is it my shield?
40:42Mmm.
40:43Can you give it to me, please?
40:44I admit you have to answer to me first.
40:46It's mine.
40:47It belongs to me.
40:48You have no legal authority to keep it from me.
40:50Okay.
40:51Jeez.
40:52Fine.
40:53Here.
40:54Good.
41:03To my brother.
41:05Henry Hickman.
41:07Detective.
41:08Third grade.
41:10You're a pain in the ass.
41:13But...
41:14I missed you.
41:20We're serving expired grapefruit juice.
41:22Need to speak to the manager.
41:24Excuse me.
41:25Excuse me.
41:26Excuse me.
41:27Detective Henry Hickman.
41:28We're the manager of this establishment.
41:30We're serving expired grapefruit juice.
41:35Living on Tulsa time.
41:38Living on Tulsa time.
41:42Gonna set my watch back to it.
41:44Cause you know I've been through it.
41:47Living on Tulsa time.
41:52Living on Tulsa time.
41:56Living on Tulsa time.