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00:00I take care of my car very, very well.
00:02I'm a member of Bobby and Steve's Car Wash.
00:04I get my car washed every day, Your Honor,
00:06and I towel drive it.
00:08I've got evidence here.
00:09I've got 1,300 car washes on my car.
00:11I don't care!
00:13It's irrelevant.
00:14The only relevant thing is whether or not
00:17the defendant damaged your car.
00:20I saw him do it.
00:21Whether it was a...
00:22No, you didn't.
00:23You didn't give me a chance.
00:23No, you didn't at all.
00:24Can I please explain my situation?
00:26I didn't get a chance to talk.
00:27No, you didn't.
00:28You said in your complaint,
00:30you thought he was trying to steal the chrome off your car.
00:35That's why I thought when his hand was on my fender,
00:37that's the only thing I could think of.
00:39Why would somebody's hand, Your Honor, be on my vehicle?
00:42Why would anybody's hand be on somebody else's vehicle?
00:45You don't touch other people's stuff.
00:46That's the only thing I could think of,
00:47why his hand would be on my vehicle.