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00:00:00Mom, can you please wake up soon? I just don't know how much longer I can do this.
00:00:13Miss Jones! Sweethearts! You owe us a hundred and twenty thousand, plus interest.
00:00:21Just give me a few more days, okay? My mom's condition is getting worse.
00:00:24Okay, since I'm a nice guy, I'll give you a way to pay.
00:00:29Really?
00:00:31A very powerful man wants to meet you. Give him a night he won't forget, and your debt will be settled.
00:00:39I can't do that. I won't.
00:00:49Stop it! What are you doing?
00:00:51Stop! Mom! Mom!
00:00:55Okay, fine! Fine, I'll do it! Mom, are you okay?
00:00:59I'm so sorry.
00:01:05Tonight, 9pm, the Intercontinental Hotel.
00:01:11You'll be with the CEO of the Evonaut Group.
00:01:15And don't even think about backing out.
00:01:18Or you and your mama.
00:01:21Don't do it.
00:01:31And to all the illegal syndicates threatening this country, and the safety of its citizens, we're coming for you.
00:01:38We will make America strong again.
00:01:41Okay, news cut!
00:01:47It's really good. Thank you.
00:01:51You're welcome.
00:02:22Big shot coming through.
00:02:37Who's that?
00:02:39You. Go around back.
00:02:42Go around back.
00:02:45Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:02:50Go around back.
00:03:00Based on the reports, our enemies are closing in. The White House isn't safe.
00:03:21Who are you supposed to be? We're in service.
00:03:29Let me help you.
00:03:34Get out.
00:03:38Do you feel it?
00:03:40It's a new drug.
00:03:42A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:44Do you feel it?
00:03:46It's a new drug.
00:03:48A powerful aphrodisiac.
00:03:50And for serum, you won't be able to resist.
00:03:56I can try.
00:04:14I can try.
00:04:29Don't even think about backing out, or you and your mama come for her.
00:04:35Where is he?
00:04:41Who's there?
00:04:45I'm so sorry. I must be in the wrong room. I'll leave.
00:04:54Are you okay?
00:05:00Please, don't go.
00:05:04Help me.
00:05:14Help me.
00:05:41Don't go.
00:05:44Who is he?
00:05:49Where the hell are you?
00:05:54I'm on my way.
00:06:06Hi, welcome to Just for Chicken. Here's our menu. What can I get for you today?
00:06:15Sir, we've captured the Russian spies last night.
00:06:18We need to keep our guard up. We're going to try something again soon.
00:06:26Go.
00:06:27Sir, are you okay? Are you hit?
00:06:28I'm fine. I'm fine.
00:06:29Go. Go. Go.
00:06:30Stay down. Head down. Head down.
00:06:37Stop. Stop here.
00:06:38Go. Go. Go. Go.
00:06:39Out. Out. Out.
00:06:40Quick, get out.
00:06:44Sir, behind the car. Behind the car.
00:06:58What the...
00:07:06What happened?
00:07:08Help me.
00:07:11Why is he here?
00:07:12Oh my God, are you okay?
00:07:36I'm so sorry. There was no time to explain.
00:07:40Oh my God, you really need to go to the hospital, like right now.
00:07:43If the media finds out, it'll cause a panic. I can't.
00:07:46Okay, then just let me help you, okay?
00:08:03You're pretty good at that.
00:08:05I, um... I grew up on a farm.
00:08:08It's not that much different than bandaging a cow.
00:08:14So, your name's Claire?
00:08:16Huh?
00:08:17I want to know your name.
00:08:19Oh, yeah. Yeah, my name's Claire.
00:08:22Claire.
00:08:25I'm William.
00:08:28It's nice to meet you.
00:08:31These Russian mercenaries?
00:08:33Nothing but pawns, foolishly dying for their corrupt leaders.
00:08:41If they want to come after me, let's hit back harder.
00:08:45Yes, sir.
00:08:49One more thing.
00:08:51The girl, the one who saved me, bring her to my hotel room tonight.
00:08:56Sir, you've never been in here.
00:08:58My hotel room tonight.
00:09:00Sir, you've never been interested.
00:09:02And he won't end your arm.
00:09:04I mean...
00:09:05Mike, just bring her to me.
00:09:11Sorry to keep you waiting.
00:09:14Have a seat.
00:09:19I wanted to thank you for saving me.
00:09:23Twice.
00:09:28Is there anything that I can do for you?
00:09:31Just ask.
00:09:37Will you marry me?
00:09:44Marry you?
00:09:49Marry you?
00:09:51If we get married, I won't be sold off to some rich guy as a toy.
00:09:55Yeah, I mean, it'll just be temporary.
00:09:58And I really won't cause you any trouble.
00:10:00Would you please do me this favor?
00:10:04You don't know who I am.
00:10:07Should I?
00:10:09She really doesn't know who I am.
00:10:17Has anyone ever told you you look like the President?
00:10:25Oh my God, wait, are you the President?
00:10:27No.
00:10:29Yeah, they're wrong. I'm just...
00:10:31his double.
00:10:33His double?
00:10:35Yeah, being the President is dangerous.
00:10:37Oh, so...
00:10:39like what happened this morning,
00:10:41being his double is also dangerous.
00:10:43Exactly.
00:10:47Are you sure you want to marry me?
00:10:49I mean, I don't mind.
00:10:51Due to the confidential nature of my job,
00:10:54we can't have a wedding.
00:10:57You okay with that?
00:10:59I don't care about any of that anyway.
00:11:08Now that we're married, you'll live here.
00:11:11Don't worry, I've set up a room for you.
00:11:14I'll pay off my loan as soon as I can.
00:11:17I don't want to drag you into this.
00:11:19Make yourself at home.
00:11:21Well, um...
00:11:23I'm going to go take a shower.
00:11:26Uh, thanks.
00:11:31I don't want anyone knowing about my marriage or my...
00:11:35wife.
00:11:37I need to keep her safe.
00:11:42But I need to know she's up to something.
00:11:47Can you turn this thing on?
00:11:50Oh, this one.
00:11:54You okay in there?
00:11:58You okay in there?
00:12:00Uh, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:02You sure?
00:12:05Ugh, this is so embarrassing.
00:12:08Um, actually...
00:12:10I twisted my ankle, and I'm, um...
00:12:13I'm naked.
00:12:15Oh, uh...
00:12:17I'll cover my eyes.
00:12:20Okay.
00:12:24Okay, I'm coming in.
00:12:47Okay.
00:13:04I'll be right back.
00:13:06Wait for me.
00:13:16Oh, um, it's okay.
00:13:18My ankle actually feels so much better.
00:13:26Uh, what is that?
00:13:28Sorry, it's just your shoulder.
00:13:30It's burnt.
00:13:33Uh, you know what? Actually, I can...
00:13:35I can do that.
00:13:37Thanks.
00:13:39Get some rest.
00:13:41Yeah, good night.
00:13:43Good night.
00:13:52You imbecile!
00:13:55That woman, she left me sitting there
00:13:57all night, alone!
00:14:00That's your fault!
00:14:02I should kill you.
00:14:04I'm sorry, sir. Please calm down.
00:14:06I can explain.
00:14:08Where is that wretched woman? Where?
00:14:11Don't worry, sir.
00:14:13I'll get her for you.
00:14:15For life, or death.
00:14:22He's actually pretty sweet.
00:14:31What are you...
00:14:33You're stupid.
00:14:35Oh, dear.
00:14:37I went to the hotel in that dress.
00:14:39What more do you want?
00:14:41This is about much more than money.
00:14:43You pissed off some careful people.
00:14:45Did I not tell you this would happen?
00:14:47I walked into the wrong room, and I met my husband.
00:14:49So let me go,
00:14:51or he's gonna come after you.
00:14:53Your husband?
00:14:55Few people in the world could save you from this mess.
00:15:01It's just...
00:15:06Get my helicopter ready. Deploy the SWAT team, now.
00:15:15Ivanov, if you harm her,
00:15:18I won't let a single one of you out alive.
00:15:22Where's the SWAT team?
00:15:24SWAT team's five out.
00:15:27Looks like I'll have to handle this myself.
00:15:29What?
00:15:31You're going down there alone, sir?
00:15:38All right, boys.
00:15:40Before the boss has a slice, how about we get a taste?
00:15:44Stay away from me!
00:15:46I'm not your boss.
00:15:48How about we get a taste?
00:15:50Stay away from me!
00:15:52Poor girl.
00:15:54No one will find you here.
00:15:58And you can forget about your husband saving your...
00:16:05I've got just the thing for you.
00:16:08No!
00:16:16And you can consider this a wedding gift.
00:16:22No! Stop! Please let me go!
00:16:25Follow me.
00:16:27No! No! Please! Please!
00:16:38No!
00:16:46You're so dead.
00:16:53I'm sorry I'm late.
00:16:55You actually came after me?
00:16:57Of course I came. Your husband.
00:17:02Boss, isn't that the president?
00:17:05The president wouldn't be with a girl like her.
00:17:08You just made the biggest mistake of your life.
00:17:10She messed with the big shot first.
00:17:12The CEO of the Ivanov Group.
00:17:14You don't want to know how careful he is.
00:17:18You mean this clown?
00:17:26Who do you think gave me your location?
00:17:28You idiot!
00:17:30You didn't check her background?
00:17:32We're all gonna die here today!
00:17:34That's it. That's it.
00:17:37Zack missed!
00:17:38I've been waiting to exterminate you pests for a while.
00:17:41Didn't think you'd deliver yourselves.
00:17:44Shoot him!
00:17:47Don't shoot!
00:18:02I'm sorry. We didn't know she was your wife.
00:18:07Taste your own medicine.
00:18:09Oh, God, no! Jesus Christ!
00:18:13You can't do this! Who are you?
00:18:15No, Paul! No!
00:18:17Please don't do this!
00:18:31Don't look back.
00:18:38Keep your eyes on me.
00:18:46Do that scare you?
00:18:50Sometimes I have to do the president's dirty work.
00:19:01Let's go home.
00:19:15Right, sir. The White House banquet is all set.
00:19:18Politicians, Foreign Ambassadors,
00:19:20Sunday, July 12th will all be in attendance.
00:19:22Thank you, Mike.
00:19:24And don't forget, sir, you made a plus one.
00:19:27Having a date will make you seem more approachable, sir.
00:19:33Come in.
00:19:39Mr. President, here's the new education reform proposal.
00:19:45Thank you, Senator Thompson. I'll review it and get back to you.
00:19:50Is there anything else?
00:19:52Well, Mr. President, if you don't mind,
00:19:56I can be your date for the party.
00:19:59That's very nice of you, but I already have someone in mind.
00:20:06Of course, Mr. President.
00:20:09I won't keep you any longer, then.
00:20:15How is that possible?
00:20:17The president has always been single.
00:20:22Hey, can you find something out for me?
00:20:29Claire likes Taylor Swift.
00:20:32Let's book her for the party.
00:20:34Yes, sir.
00:20:46Hey, did you hear a favorite artist has a show coming up?
00:20:49Wait, Taylor Swift? Where?
00:20:51The White House banquet.
00:20:53Oh, the White House.
00:20:55Yeah, too bad. I heard it's her last show.
00:20:57Oh, it would be amazing to see her, like, just once.
00:21:03My uncle works as a secretary at the White House.
00:21:06He didn't get an invite. You think you're getting in?
00:21:09No, I was just saying.
00:21:11With all that grease on you,
00:21:13the only way you're getting in is in your dreams.
00:21:18Here's your chicken.
00:21:21Who's that?
00:21:24Miss Jones?
00:21:26Yes?
00:21:28Did you want to order some chicken?
00:21:30No, I'm okay. Thank you, though.
00:21:32I'm here on behalf of the White House.
00:21:34We're going to give you an invitation to the banquet.
00:21:38Me?
00:21:40Yes, you. Here.
00:21:42Please keep that safe, okay?
00:21:46Okay?
00:21:47Uh-huh.
00:21:48I'm going.
00:21:51What is going on?
00:21:58I don't know.
00:22:00I don't know.
00:22:02I don't know.
00:22:04I don't know.
00:22:24Hey, um, do you happen to know anything about this invitation?
00:22:29Yes, I arranged it for you.
00:22:32Huh?
00:22:33The president likes to avoid social events,
00:22:36so I will be attending this diplomatic party in his place.
00:22:44And I would like you to accompany me as my date.
00:22:47But this is, like, a White House event,
00:22:50and I just work at a chicken shop.
00:22:52I mean, I'm not really going to fit in.
00:22:54You're going.
00:22:59You're going.
00:23:02You're my wife. I want you there.
00:23:07Don't worry.
00:23:09I'll make you feel like a princess.
00:23:19I don't care how much they're offering.
00:23:21We're booked solid.
00:23:24Even Taylor Swift.
00:23:26Yes, yes. We're not taking anyone else.
00:23:31What?
00:23:33The First Lady?
00:23:36Oh, my gosh. I'm so sorry.
00:23:39This is such an honor.
00:23:47Hi, um, I was hoping to get a hairstyle for an event.
00:23:56Sorry, but I think our prices are out of your budget.
00:24:02Lewis, Cindy, drop everything that you're doing.
00:24:05But we have to cancel all those important clients.
00:24:08Who cares about that?
00:24:10We're getting ready to serve the First Lady, Miss Claire Jones.
00:24:16Come on. Let's go.
00:24:18Do you happen to know how much it would cost?
00:24:27Why embarrass yourselves?
00:24:29This salon is owned by Fashion Icon M.
00:24:31We only serve important people here.
00:24:34Get out. Don't waste my time.
00:24:40I can't go to the party looking like this.
00:24:43I'll embarrass William.
00:24:45Oh, my God.
00:24:48You must be Claire.
00:24:50Uh, sorry, and you are?
00:24:53Fashion Icon M.
00:24:55Fashion Icon M?
00:24:57He's the most expensive and in-demand stylist in the world.
00:25:00He only works with celebs.
00:25:02Honey, please allow me to take care of you for the event.
00:25:06Wait, why would you want to be my stylist?
00:25:09This is an opportunity I would never pass up.
00:25:12Come on, sweetheart.
00:25:14My whole team will customize everything just for you.
00:25:26How is that even possible?
00:25:28Ow! You idiot!
00:25:30I am so sorry.
00:25:34No.
00:25:39No.
00:25:40We are going to find you the most stunning dress here.
00:25:43Thank you so much, by the way.
00:25:45Thank your husband. He's the one who called us.
00:25:51Oh, William.
00:25:52Hi.
00:25:53Um, I was thinking maybe we should cancel.
00:25:57I mean, emceeing is really, really expensive,
00:25:59and you work so hard for your money that I don't want to.
00:26:02Don't worry about the cost.
00:26:04Your husband is...
00:26:05I want a raffle.
00:26:07I work.
00:26:08This is all free.
00:26:11Yes, yes, it's our anniversary special.
00:26:15I forgot.
00:26:17Oh.
00:26:19This, this is perfect.
00:26:24But you will need a necklace.
00:26:26I don't, I don't have a necklace.
00:26:28Maybe it'll look great with that one.
00:26:31How about this?
00:26:36How about this?
00:26:38My God, I, I know this necklace.
00:26:40It's...
00:26:43Mr. President,
00:26:45there are only three of these necklaces in the world.
00:26:49We consider them cultural treasures.
00:26:52One is in our national museum.
00:26:55The other we give to our queen.
00:26:58And this one we give to you.
00:27:05It's gorgeous.
00:27:06Wait.
00:27:08William, are these real diamonds?
00:27:10We can't afford this.
00:27:11It's fake.
00:27:13Don't worry about it.
00:27:24Hello?
00:27:25Miss Clare, we are sorry to inform you that your mom's condition is getting worse.
00:27:29Unless we do the surgery now,
00:27:31I'm afraid that she only has a few days left to live.
00:27:33What?
00:27:41Hey.
00:27:43Hey.
00:27:45What's wrong?
00:27:46No, I'm fine.
00:27:51What happened?
00:27:53You're upset.
00:27:59William, I'm really sorry,
00:28:02but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:05I'm sorry.
00:28:07I'm really sorry, but I am not going to be able to make it to the party.
00:28:10Can you tell me why?
00:28:12Yeah, my mom's condition got worse,
00:28:15and I can't afford for her care.
00:28:18And the doctor said that...
00:28:22she only has a few more days left to live.
00:28:25And I...
00:28:27really want to be there for her last moment.
00:28:30What?
00:28:31Yeah, and I'm really sorry.
00:28:32I really didn't want to cancel on you,
00:28:33and I didn't want to make you angry.
00:28:34I just really can't.
00:28:35I'm not angry.
00:28:38I'm upset.
00:28:39Why didn't you tell me?
00:28:41And why did you try and handle it on your own?
00:28:45Did you forget we're married?
00:28:47I just didn't want to bother you.
00:28:50You don't ever have to apologize to me.
00:28:54I will get this sorted.
00:28:56Everything's going to be all right.
00:29:00I need the best doctors in the country to see a patient.
00:29:04And money's no object.
00:29:15Why didn't you tell Mrs. Jones you were coming to visit, sir?
00:29:18I wanted to surprise her.
00:29:23Mrs. Jones?
00:29:28No way.
00:29:34Am I dreaming?
00:29:37Oh, my God.
00:29:38Are you the president?
00:29:42Is that really the president?
00:29:43Why is he in the hospital?
00:29:46Who's he visiting?
00:29:48Claire, how did you afford the doctor?
00:29:51Someone actually helped me with it.
00:29:56Okay, Mom, I've been meaning to tell you something.
00:30:01I've been meaning to tell you that I got married recently.
00:30:07What?
00:30:08Well, it's not that shocking.
00:30:10Mr. President.
00:30:11Mrs. Jones.
00:30:13I'm William, Claire's husband.
00:30:16I hope you're on your way to a speedy recovery.
00:30:20The president.
00:30:21You married President Walton?
00:30:24No, he's not, actually.
00:30:26Yes, ma'am.
00:30:28I'm the president.
00:30:32That's wonderful.
00:30:42Thank you for pretending to be the president and for my mom to make her happy.
00:30:47It was really nice.
00:30:50Well, now I get to see both of you happy.
00:30:52And I'm hoping that you're happy enough to be my date tonight.
00:30:57Oh, my God. Are you President Walton?
00:31:03You see, everyone else seems to recognize the president.
00:31:06How come you didn't?
00:31:08Well, if the president actually looked out for the everyday person,
00:31:11maybe I would have recognized you.
00:31:13Or him.
00:31:18These greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing my life.
00:31:23Greedy pharmaceutical companies monopolizing medicine.
00:31:26They need to be taken down.
00:31:28Understood, Mr. President.
00:31:39Hey.
00:31:40Hey, William. You won't believe what happened.
00:31:42Right after I complained to you about the president,
00:31:44he went after the pharmaceutical companies.
00:31:46I know everyone can afford their medication.
00:31:48Wait, listen.
00:31:49Thank you, Mr. President.
00:31:51You're a lifesaver.
00:31:52You saved our lives.
00:31:53Really?
00:31:54Yeah.
00:31:55I mean, your boss is pretty nice.
00:32:00He's all right?
00:32:01All right, well, I'll see you at the banquet, okay?
00:32:04I'll see you then.
00:32:07I have another meeting.
00:32:09Can you go pick up Ms. Jones for me?
00:32:11Yes, sir.
00:32:18Thank you so much for covering my shift tonight.
00:32:20Oh, no problem.
00:32:21Don't forget to record Taylor's performance for me.
00:32:23I promise.
00:32:27Whoa.
00:32:28Why is there so many customers all of a sudden?
00:32:31Ms. Jones, could you please come with us?
00:32:34We're here to take you to get changed.
00:32:36Thank you. That's so nice.
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:32:52Cheers.
00:33:01Mr. President.
00:33:03I heard this is the first time you'll be bringing a date.
00:33:07I'm already looking forward to seeing her.
00:33:09So am I.
00:33:10Cheers.
00:33:14Excuse us.
00:33:18Good evening, Mr. President.
00:33:20I've heard a rumor that your date works at a fried chicken shop.
00:33:25I'm afraid that she might embarrass you.
00:33:28And how many favors did you have to pull to find that out?
00:33:33Can't wait to meet her.
00:33:50It's a good job tonight.
00:33:51Thank you, Mr. President.
00:33:52Claire is on her way?
00:33:53Yep.
00:34:20Oh, my God.
00:34:51That's Madison's date.
00:34:52She's gorgeous.
00:34:54We look perfect together.
00:35:01You are shining brighter than a diamond tonight.
00:35:04Pretty dashing yourself.
00:35:07Wait here. I'll get us some drinks.
00:35:13Pretty girl.
00:35:15All alone?
00:35:17I am alone.
00:35:18All alone?
00:35:20I am a laxie.
00:35:23Your dress, it's so pretty.
00:35:30You can look, but don't touch.
00:35:32So sorry, President Walton.
00:35:34I did not know she was with you.
00:35:36I think the citizens of your country would appreciate you watching your behavior.
00:35:40Yes, of course.
00:35:45Thanks.
00:35:49Je vous souhaite une belle soirée avec notre président.
00:35:56So, this is your date?
00:36:03This is your date?
00:36:04She has a name.
00:36:07Everyone, this is Claire.
00:36:10Monsieur President, it is an honor to meet you both.
00:36:15You as well.
00:36:17You don't know any of these people.
00:36:19I'm sure you'll embarrass yourself quickly.
00:36:22Claire, I'm sure you're quite a world traveler.
00:36:28This is...
00:36:29Mr. Dubois, it is so nice to meet you.
00:36:32And Miss Moreau.
00:36:33Enchanté.
00:36:35I hope you guys are enjoying your stay.
00:36:38We are enjoying it very much. Merci.
00:36:41I've always wanted to visit your hometown in Provence.
00:36:43C'est magnifique.
00:36:44When you visit, we will make sure we give you the best hospitality.
00:36:49I would love that.
00:36:51President, have a wonderful evening with your date.
00:36:56Souvenez-moi.
00:36:59How did you...
00:37:02Mr. Dubois.
00:37:04Mr. Dubois.
00:37:06Mr. Dubois.
00:37:08Miss Moreau.
00:37:10Miss Moreau.
00:37:11Miss Moreau.
00:37:13You're just full of surprises.
00:37:15I'm not going to let you down.
00:37:19I'm going to check the time of the Taylor Swift performance because I do not want you to miss that.
00:37:23I'm so excited.
00:37:26TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMANCE
00:37:39Claire.
00:37:40I'm feeling a bit dizzy.
00:37:42Can you please come out with me for some fresh air?
00:37:44Please?
00:37:45Yeah, of course.
00:37:53Hey, are you okay?
00:37:54What makes you think you deserve to be his date?
00:37:57I'm sorry, what?
00:37:58Don't play dumb.
00:38:00You don't deserve Mr. President.
00:38:02It looks like she thinks William is the real President.
00:38:05Look, the President is not into me, okay?
00:38:08You're mistaken.
00:38:09Mistaken?
00:38:11This is his first time bringing a date to an event.
00:38:15And he gave you that precious necklace?
00:38:19It's a fake, I promise.
00:38:20I promise.
00:38:23Claire?
00:38:26Fake?
00:38:27You think I'm stupid or something?
00:38:28Take it off.
00:38:30What are you doing?
00:38:32You don't deserve to be by his side.
00:38:34Take it off.
00:38:35Right now.
00:38:45Fuck.
00:38:51Claire!
00:38:53No, it wasn't me.
00:38:54She's on her own.
00:38:55Go and get help now!
00:39:00No, it wasn't me.
00:39:01She's on her own.
00:39:02Go and get help now!
00:39:11Shit.
00:39:12Get medical here ASAP.
00:39:20Shit.
00:39:48You okay?
00:39:49I'm fine.
00:39:50You sure?
00:39:51Mm-hmm.
00:39:52Take Ms. Jones to the car.
00:39:53Now wait for me.
00:39:54Yes, Mr. President.
00:40:01Mr. President, please, you have to trust me.
00:40:03Stop! Stop talking!
00:40:05You crossed the line tonight.
00:40:06Your political career is over.
00:40:10No, no, no, you have to let me explain!
00:40:13I'm so sorry, Claire.
00:40:15I'm putting you in danger.
00:40:17You said your job was dangerous.
00:40:19I understand.
00:40:30What happened?
00:40:32Oh, it's just a little more wound.
00:40:37Did it hurt?
00:40:39Did it hurt?
00:40:43Don't come so close.
00:40:46Why?
00:40:53I won't be able to control myself.
00:41:05You're soaked.
00:41:08Maybe go and have a shower.
00:41:11I, um...
00:41:13I can't, uh...
00:41:15get out of this by myself.
00:41:20Could you, um...
00:41:22help me?
00:41:27Could you, um...
00:41:29help me?
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:46I'll be quick.
00:41:58Uh...
00:41:59William?
00:42:01Where did you get all of that money?
00:42:03Come here. Sit down.
00:42:05Because I went to the party,
00:42:07on behalf of the president,
00:42:09he gave me a bonus.
00:42:11Wow, that's such a nice boss.
00:42:13And I plan on using this money
00:42:15to help you open your own shop.
00:42:18Uh...
00:42:19No, William, I can't.
00:42:20That's way too much money, and...
00:42:22Plus, you got it, like, risking your life,
00:42:24so no, I can't accept it.
00:42:26Look, it's not a gift.
00:42:29It's an investment.
00:42:31You make a profit, I get a share.
00:42:34I know you've always dreamt of having your own shop.
00:42:37Wait.
00:42:39You really think I can do it?
00:42:41Absolutely.
00:42:44The president also heard that your necklace broke.
00:42:48So he got us...
00:42:50these rings.
00:42:52I won't let anyone question your place again.
00:42:55Will you thank the president for me?
00:43:05Uh, wait a minute.
00:43:06There's one more thing.
00:43:08It's important.
00:43:10Yes, sir?
00:43:11Today is the grand opening of our new shop.
00:43:14We're going to have a grand opening.
00:43:16We're going to have a grand opening.
00:43:18We're going to have a grand opening.
00:43:20Today is the grand opening of Claire's Chicken Shop.
00:43:24Keep me updated on how it's going.
00:43:26Yes, sir.
00:43:39Hello.
00:43:40Welcome to our grand opening.
00:43:42New owner, huh?
00:43:43Mm-hmm.
00:43:44Well, no wonder you don't know about the rules.
00:43:47Hey, what are you doing?
00:43:50You can't do that here.
00:43:53Listen, bitch.
00:43:54This street is mine.
00:43:56You want to make money?
00:43:57You cut me in.
00:44:02Sir.
00:44:03Sir.
00:44:07Delay the meeting five minutes.
00:44:08Yes, sir.
00:44:13Officer Smith.
00:44:14Officer Smith.
00:44:16I thought you had the street under surveillance.
00:44:18Don't worry, sir.
00:44:19We have it all under control.
00:44:21Leave, or I'm going to call the police.
00:44:25Call them.
00:44:26You think I'm scared of those boys?
00:44:29So you're the one who's going to be a troublemaker.
00:44:34Tough guy.
00:44:35Well, you're not going to do anything.
00:44:38What are you going to do, huh?
00:44:41Ugh!
00:44:43What?
00:44:44What are you saying?
00:44:45No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:44:51No, no.
00:44:52No, please.
00:44:54You have no idea who she is.
00:44:58Please, no.
00:44:59You know what to do now, huh?
00:45:06Spread the word to everyone.
00:45:07This place is under our protection.
00:45:09Nobody's going to attack your chicken shop.
00:45:18Thanks?
00:45:23Congratulations.
00:45:24To the grand opening of our new chicken shop.
00:45:29Hold that thought.
00:45:32Yeah.
00:45:33Mr. President, about the $10 billion arms deal.
00:45:35Do you want to review it again?
00:45:37It's a small deal.
00:45:38You can handle it yourself.
00:45:41Well, I've got to report to the investor.
00:45:49We made $200 today.
00:45:52That much on the first day.
00:45:57You're amazing.
00:45:59Look, don't worry.
00:46:00I'm going to work extra hard to make more money.
00:46:03So that you can, you know,
00:46:05quit your dangerous job and live peacefully.
00:46:09Thank you, Claire.
00:46:12I appreciate it.
00:46:19I actually think that's the most that I've had to drink.
00:46:22Really?
00:46:24Oh, yeah.
00:46:25I mean, my job does require me to stay pretty sharp.
00:46:31I've never gotten a tattoo before.
00:46:36Come on.
00:46:42Hey, we're about to close.
00:46:48Holy crap.
00:46:50Are you the president?
00:46:54Yeah, I am.
00:46:56Nah, you're tricking me.
00:46:58You're the president's body double, right?
00:47:00Yeah, he's pretty convincing, huh?
00:47:03Shit, man.
00:47:06Yeah, you look just like him.
00:47:10Well, what do you want?
00:47:24This one looks like my puppy when I was little.
00:47:26His name was Ferdie.
00:47:28This one?
00:47:30Are you sure?
00:47:33Mm-hmm.
00:47:38All done.
00:47:40So cute.
00:47:44Hey, wait!
00:47:47Can I get a photo with you?
00:47:53Ten dollars a photo.
00:47:56No problem.
00:47:57Mom! Dad! Get off!
00:48:00Did you see that?
00:48:01That was a great business opportunity.
00:48:03It was a very clever idea.
00:48:07Oh my god, we made so much!
00:48:32What did that kiss mean?
00:48:37What did that kiss mean?
00:48:40Uh, it...
00:48:43It's because the lights aren't on and it's really dark and we couldn't see clearly
00:48:47and our lips just happened to, like, brush past each other accidentally.
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:54I see.
00:48:56I see.
00:49:11Why were you able to pick me up today?
00:49:14I finished work early.
00:49:16Oh, I see.
00:49:18This is where we kissed last night.
00:49:26Now we won't have trouble seeing.
00:49:30What?
00:49:48No excuses today, right?
00:49:52How did you do that?
00:49:54A magician never reveals their secrets.
00:50:01What? No, come on, tell me!
00:50:13Why didn't this delivery include a room number?
00:50:15I guess I could ask room to room.
00:50:25Mr. President, we've got the lead.
00:50:33So you've been selling information about me and my wife.
00:50:40Looks like I've been too merciful with you.
00:50:44Hello, did you order fried chicken?
00:50:48Hello, Claire's Fried Chicken!
00:50:54What has to be one of them?
00:50:57Sir, I'm sorry, you don't have to do this.
00:51:02Too late.
00:51:04Sir, I mean, Mr. President, I'm...
00:51:06Mr. President, you don't have to do this!
00:51:08You don't have to do this!
00:51:21William?
00:51:25William, what's going on?
00:51:27Why are you pointing a gun at someone?
00:51:32The President, he was...
00:51:34Why is he calling you the President?
00:51:37Didn't you say that you had work off today?
00:51:42This is just...
00:51:44just a training exercise.
00:51:47I'm not going to do this.
00:51:50I'm not going to do this.
00:51:52This is just a training exercise
00:51:54with the doubles of my colleagues
00:51:58just to make things look more realistic.
00:52:01No, yeah, no, it's just practice.
00:52:04Really?
00:52:16I'm the White House General Secretary's double.
00:52:20Just a little plastic surgery.
00:52:24I'm the Defense Minister's double.
00:52:26I do...
00:52:31neighborhood security.
00:52:33Oh, God.
00:52:35Wow, you guys really scared me.
00:52:36I thought you were in trouble.
00:52:40Well, thank you so much for taking care of my husband.
00:52:44I really appreciate it.
00:52:51Oh!
00:52:52You guys should really come by our chicken shop.
00:52:55I mean, I would really love if you guys could stop by.
00:52:58I love fried chicken.
00:52:59And because you're William's co-workers,
00:53:01I'll give you guys 30% off.
00:53:05Thank you very much.
00:53:06Okay, well...
00:53:08I will let you guys get back to your practice.
00:53:12Oh.
00:53:14Can't forget this.
00:53:16What?
00:53:18Wait!
00:53:20What now?
00:53:24What now?
00:53:26Can we take a picture?
00:53:33Yeah, come on.
00:53:34Come, it'll be fun.
00:53:37Everybody say chicken!
00:53:39Chicken!
00:53:44Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:45Claire's fried chicken!
00:53:50Oh, we got a lot of new customers today.
00:53:53Mr. President.
00:53:56Get on your knees.
00:53:57Now.
00:54:00Thank you for playing along.
00:54:04Feel free to have the rest of the day off.
00:54:06Thank you, Mr. President.
00:54:08Get him out of here.
00:54:09Let's go.
00:54:11Mr. President, that was extremely close, sir.
00:54:15I worry we probably won't be able to keep this up for much longer.
00:54:18I trust her now.
00:54:20So...
00:54:22I'll tell her the truth about my identity soon.
00:54:35Oh, good, you're back.
00:54:36Could you please help me balance this?
00:54:38Once it counts, I'm having, like, a really hard time.
00:54:43Let's see.
00:54:52Our monthly profit is $3,786.60.
00:54:56Wow, that's amazing.
00:54:59You're smart as the President.
00:55:03Would you...
00:55:05Would you...
00:55:09Would you want me to be the President?
00:55:15Would you want me to be the President?
00:55:22I just mean, if I was really the President, would that make you happier?
00:55:28Oh, no, I said the wrong thing.
00:55:30No, I don't want you to be the President.
00:55:34Well, actually...
00:55:36Actually, I hate the President.
00:55:39You do?
00:55:40Yeah, my...
00:55:44My dad died because of him.
00:55:47He was in the military, you know, and it was because of a decision that he made.
00:55:52Claire, I'm sorry.
00:55:55Now we probably won't think too much about it.
00:56:01I'll be right back.
00:56:05Alex.
00:56:07Dad?
00:56:08Hey, sweetheart. I'm out of prison.
00:56:12I miss you and your mom a lot.
00:56:15How dare you even mention Mom?
00:56:18You were in prison because you put her in a coma.
00:56:21And all she was trying to do was stop you from gambling our savings away.
00:56:25I've changed.
00:56:27I want to make things right with you both.
00:56:29Can we meet tomorrow?
00:56:35Two weeks later
00:56:41You'll be sorry about that.
00:56:45Is everything okay?
00:56:47Yeah, it was just a spam call.
00:56:50You know if something happened, you can tell me.
00:56:53Yeah, I know.
00:56:54William, I won't drag you into this.
00:57:05Dad, why are we meeting here?
00:57:08Leopard.
00:57:11This is my daughter.
00:57:15Did you cover my gambling debts?
00:57:18Dad, seriously? I'm your daughter.
00:57:20How could you do that?
00:57:22I gave you life and raised you.
00:57:24I do what I want with you.
00:57:27Damn, bitch. I know you.
00:57:30I'm not your son.
00:57:31Damn, bitch. I know you.
00:57:34You got my brother killed.
00:57:38We'll settle all our scores tonight.
00:57:41I'm sorry.
00:57:58Call your husband and tell him to bring me one million and I'll let you go.
00:58:03No, no, he's just an ordinary guy. He doesn't have that kind of money.
00:58:06Is that so?
00:58:08Your ring looks pretty pricey.
00:58:10Let's see how important you really are to him.
00:58:15Our latest warship is ready to be deployed.
00:58:17We're actually considering names at the moment.
00:58:21Let's name it Claire.
00:58:23Good name.
00:58:24I like it. Claire. Keeping America safe.
00:58:29Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:58:30Sir, we have a serious, serious situation, sir.
00:58:33What is it?
00:58:34It's Miss Jones. She's been kidnapped by the Rochamont.
00:58:36They're holding her in an underground casino right now.
00:58:40We've been looking to take care of these assholes. Looks like now's the time.
00:58:44There's a little more to it, sir.
00:58:45They want you to go alone. In the next hour, or they're going to kill her.
00:58:56I can handle my own.
00:58:57No, Mr. President. It's too dangerous. The entire country relies on you.
00:59:01Yes, Mr. President. The future of America rests on your shoulders.
00:59:05Yeah, I would really reconsider this, sir.
00:59:11My gun.
00:59:17I've made my decision.
00:59:19Mr. President, are you really doing this for a girl?
00:59:24She's not just any girl.
00:59:26She's my girl.
00:59:34Fuck.
00:59:36Contact traffic control.
00:59:38Contact traffic control.
00:59:40Now clear me a path.
00:59:46Where is he? My patience is running thin.
00:59:49Leopardy. Even if your husband doesn't show, she's still worth something, right?
00:59:54You know what? You're a real piece of shit.
00:59:56Time's up. And since your husband isn't coming, you're mine now.
01:00:08Fuck!
01:00:15Who's this idiot?
01:00:18President? Don't come any closer.
01:00:22Who the hell are you?
01:00:23No, no, no. He's not the President. He's just his double.
01:00:29That makes sense. The real President wouldn't come here alone.
01:00:33Search him.
01:00:38Fuck.
01:00:51William, why would you risk coming here?
01:00:55Because you're my family.
01:00:58So you married this fried chicken girl. You can't be the President.
01:01:03You had me scared there for a moment.
01:01:04It's okay, everyone. He's just a stuntman.
01:01:10And what are you looking at?
01:01:12Now you want to see me have some fun with your wife?
01:01:15Fine by me.
01:01:34No!
01:01:43No!
01:01:48You still want to play?
01:01:50Impossible. You took us all down by yourself.
01:01:54Only the real President could do that. I saw him on the battlefield.
01:01:59He ran out of bullets and still fought off ten men.
01:02:03He's a killing machine.
01:02:05I don't ever want to see your kind on American soil again.
01:02:08We'll leave. I promise.
01:02:12Only you.
01:02:15If you ever mess with my wife again,
01:02:20I will make sure you die in prison.
01:02:23I won't.
01:02:25I promise.
01:02:28William, who are you really?
01:02:33William.
01:02:41William.
01:02:47Claire, why did you lie to me?
01:02:50You told me your dad died.
01:02:52I'm your husband.
01:02:54If you can't trust me, who can you trust?
01:02:57Yeah? And what about you?
01:02:59You haven't told me the truth from the very beginning.
01:03:08William?
01:03:12Who are you, William?
01:03:16Are you really the President?
01:03:21Yes.
01:03:23I am.
01:03:30I am.
01:03:34You don't deserve to be by his side.
01:03:37What?
01:03:39Did you think that if I knew your true identity, I would just cling to you and make it impossible for you to get rid of me?
01:03:46Or did you forget that we got married because you said that you wanted to repay me?
01:03:50What are you even saying?
01:03:52You can't see how much I adore you?
01:03:56You really can't feel it?
01:04:00I don't know.
01:04:08Please.
01:04:29Please.
01:04:40A delivery to the White House.
01:04:51Why are there so many reporters?
01:05:00Today, in front of all of America, I want to say I love you.
01:05:09I love you for who you are.
01:05:12And I want everyone to know your name.
01:05:21Claire.
01:05:24Will you marry me?
01:05:30Yes.
01:05:35No.
01:05:40Because we're already married.
01:05:59Yes.
01:06:13America, please welcome your first lady.
01:06:29America, please welcome your first lady.