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00:00That's what I told him.
00:02I said, I was so sweaty yesterday.
00:04When I removed my hair, I saw my foundation.
00:06It was so thick.
00:07He said, why are you wearing makeup here?
00:09I can't see it.
00:11I said, of course, I'm wearing makeup.
00:12It's all there.
00:13I just put it here.
00:15Then, the ones that stick to my hair,
00:17that's where I put powder.
00:18Sorry, I didn't know.
00:19I'm not wearing makeup.
00:21Why am I putting makeup here?
00:23It's not okay.
00:24Do you have eyebrows?
00:25Huh?
00:26Eyebrows?
00:27It's all there.
00:29So for Latina.
00:33So, so, for Latina.
00:37So, so, for...
00:38Echo!
00:39Echo!
00:40Again!
00:41Again!
00:42One more time!
00:43One more time!
00:44One more time!
00:46You made me do this.
00:47I'm going to take a bath again.
00:48That's a human.
00:49I'm going to take a bath again.
00:50That's a human.
00:51I told you to take care of that.
00:52That's a human.
00:53I'm a human.
00:54That's a human?
00:55That's a human.
00:56That's a human.
00:57That's a human.
00:58Because so for Latik...
01:01So for Lapotna.
01:02So, so, for Lapotna.
01:04Okay, reverb, reverb.
01:06Are you ready?
01:07I'm ready.
01:08Lolo Keng Keng is going to tell you the transformed version of
01:11the power of So For Latina that we've been waiting for.
01:14So for Latina.
01:16I don't understand what my power is.
01:18Because it's just going to come out.
01:20Wait.
01:21Power.
01:22Why?
01:23The old man is gone.
01:24I'm tired.
01:25I'm tired.
01:26He's gone.
01:27Why?
01:28He's not getting old.
01:29He's been spinning for two days and then he's gone for the third day.
01:33Why?
01:34Why?
01:35Is there a problem with the old man?
01:36Yes, he is sick and then he gets cold.
01:39He runs the fastest.
01:42I have a fever.
01:43I have a fever.
01:44And as you can see I have two dextrose right now.
01:47So it means that my health is very very bad.
01:51What is my power really Lolo Keng Keng?
01:53Because it's just going to come out.
01:55It will only show
01:57It will only show
01:59If you say
02:01So for Latina
02:05While you're in the air
02:07And you're rubbing your hair
02:09Like you're so
02:11What are you saying?
02:13So for Latina
02:15Oh my God
02:17The effect is on you
02:19Oh my God
02:23So that's why you don't like me
02:27Don't take the power
02:29No
02:31Because your power
02:33is making beauty rest
02:35Because whoever rubs your hair
02:37will die
02:39What?
02:41Rubbing hair?
02:43You're going to remove it
02:45So you're going to remove it?
02:47They're too much
02:49How much is the ticket for today?
02:53And there's no salary
02:55What?
02:57There is
02:59There is
03:01Hey
03:03Hey
03:07Next time, just give me rice
03:11How do you say that?
03:13So
03:15For Latina
03:19While you're in the air
03:25Turn up the echo
03:29We might have a meeting
03:31Let's repeat the echo
03:33They're enjoying the audio
03:35It's fun
03:39The hosts are good
03:41Comedy
03:45He doesn't want to stop
03:47He's watching
03:51Try it first
03:53They're all barred
03:55Try it first
03:57There's nothing
03:59There's nothing
04:01Are you okay there?
04:05Let's try it
04:07There it is
04:09There it is
04:13There's sound effects
04:25It's like a fairy tale
04:33It's like a fairy tale
04:35There's a foundation
04:37It's like a foundation
04:39It's like a foundation
04:41It's not over yet
04:43It's not over yet
04:45It's not over yet
04:47It's a song
04:49What's that, Darren?
04:53It's not over yet
04:55It's not over yet
05:05It's like a commercial
05:11Give me a letter A
05:15It's not over yet
05:17It's starting
05:19It's not over yet
05:21It's not over yet
05:23Give me a letter A
05:29Why a vowel?
05:33There it is
05:35There it is
05:37So far
05:39So far
05:43Latina
05:45Latina
05:47Latina
05:49It's like a horror movie
05:51So far
05:53So far
05:55So far
05:57Latina
05:59Latina
06:01Latina
06:03She has a beautiful voice
06:05It's like a...
06:11It's like a serenade
06:13It's like a serenade
06:15It's like a serenade
06:17When you're streaming
06:21What is that?
06:23What are you doing?
06:25It's like a therapy
06:27It's like a therapy
06:29It's like a therapy
06:31It's like a therapy
06:33Rivera.
06:34Reina.
06:35In the therapy.
06:36Hey!
06:37What's going on?
06:38Song for Latinas!
06:39What's happening?
06:40Song for Latinos.
06:41Hey, Hey!
06:42She's getting married, GETTING MARRIED!
06:43She's getting married, GETTING MARRIED!
06:46She's getting married!
06:48No!
06:50What's that?
06:52Hey!
06:54He's going to get married!
06:56He's going to get married!
06:58He's going to get married!
07:00He's going to get married!
07:04He's going to get married!
07:06He's going to get married!
07:08Hey!
07:10Here it comes!
07:12The power of the sober Latina
07:14by Madonna and Cindy
07:16will die!
07:18Oh, it's you two!
07:20Yes, they're going to die!
07:22What happened?
07:24What happened to you, Montina?
07:26What happened to you?
07:28You two are going to die!
07:30Madonna and Cindy are going to die!
07:32You two are going to die!
07:34Okay, try it!
07:36I'll see what happens
07:38because I still feel strong!
07:40Try it!
07:42Hey!
07:44He's drunk!
07:46You're dead again!
07:48You were dead earlier!
07:50He was alive earlier!
07:52He was dead earlier!
07:54He's just sleeping!
07:56He's just sleeping!
07:58Madonna, you too!
08:00Hello!
08:02Alarm!
08:04Alarm!
08:06Why is it like that?
08:08It's upside down!
08:10Wait!
08:12It's like a storm!
08:14Where is it?
08:16Wow! You're the one who's upside down!
08:18What is it?
08:20What is it?
08:22Wait!
08:24He's gone!
08:26Maybe we need to wake him up!
08:28Alarm!
08:30Alarm!
08:32Wake him up!
08:34Wake him up!
08:36Alarm!
08:38Alarm!
08:40He's going up!
08:42Wake him up!
08:44Alarm!
08:46Wake him up!
08:48He's broken!
08:50He's broken!
08:52Alarm!
08:54Wait!
08:56Wait!
08:58He's broken!
09:00Are you okay?
09:02He's broken!
09:04He's broken!
09:06What happened?
09:08Why are you doing this to him?
09:10He's the one who's upside down!
09:12Isn't he the one who's upside down?
09:14Isn't he the one who's upside down?
09:16No, he's not!
09:18I think he's happy!
09:20Wow!
09:22He's alive!
09:24I'm alive!
09:26He might have a superpower!
09:28What is it?
09:30Me?
09:32Alarm!
09:34Why don't you try this?
09:36Me?
09:38You!
09:40Alarm!
09:42Alarm!
09:44Are you sure?
09:46Try it!
09:48He might have a superpower!
09:50He might fall asleep!
09:52He might fall asleep!
09:54He's fighting!
09:56He's fighting!
09:58He's fighting!
10:00He's fighting!
10:02He might fall asleep!
10:04Alarm!
10:06Are you sure?
10:08He might fall asleep!
10:10He might faint!
10:12That's different!
10:14He's going to puke!
10:16He's going to puke!
10:18He's going to puke!
10:20He doesn't look like he wants to!
10:22Is he going to poop?
10:24How do you refer to him?
10:26How are you?
10:28How are you?
10:30Alarm!
10:32Alarm!
10:34Alarm!
10:36Alarm!
10:38Ask for help here!
10:40Alarm!
10:42Ask for help! We need 30 more!
10:4430 more!
10:46Alarm!
10:48Alarm!
10:50Alarm!
10:52Alarm!
10:54Alarm!
10:56Alarm!
10:58Alarm!
11:00There! There's a response!
11:02Alarm!
11:04How do you feel?
11:06He's awake!
11:08How are you?
11:10Is it worth the 3,500 pesos per day?
11:12He's awake!
11:16All of a sudden?
11:18I want to experience all of this!
11:20Really?
11:22We've done this before!
11:24You're the new saint here!
11:26Yes!
11:28We've been through all of this!
11:30Yes!
11:32Okay!
11:34All of a sudden!
11:36All of a sudden,
11:38another super pretty lady
11:40will arrive!
11:42She is Super Latina
11:44Paneer!
11:46And because there are two
11:48Super Latinas,
11:50we'll have a race!
11:52There's a race!
11:54Hello, Tina!
11:56Hello, Tina!
11:58I'm the lady here!
12:00Do you want to?
12:02I want to!
12:04You?
12:06Do you really want to?
12:08Me?
12:10I really want to, Tina!
12:12I'm the only Super Latina here!
12:16Do you really want to?
12:18Are you sure?
12:20I want to!
12:22Tina, calm down!
12:24Can you change your mind?
12:26Can you accept this?
12:28Does your friend want this?
12:30Can you change your mind?
12:34Can you change your mind?
12:36No!
12:40Why did you say you're the real Super Latina?
12:42You just got here,
12:44we've been here for a long time,
12:46and we're the real Super Latina,
12:48right?
12:50A real Super Latina?
12:52Shut up!
12:54She said she's the real Super Latina!
12:56Shut up!
12:58She said she's the real Super Latina?
13:00Shut up!
13:02Wow!
13:04Wow!
13:06We should say,
13:08wow!
13:10Wow!
13:12Wow!
13:14Wow!
13:16It's different.
13:18It's different.
13:20Sorry.
13:40Did you understand?
13:42Did you understand me?
13:44Despacito, I'm good at Spanish.
13:49You're good at Spanish, right?
13:53I'll teach you, I'll teach you because I'm a super Latina.
13:57Okay, okay. I'll also teach you a lesson, ma'am.
14:06Okay, teach me Spanish. I'll see if what you're teaching is right.
14:10Como se llama?
14:12What's your name?
14:15Como se llama??
14:16What's your name.
14:18Como se llama?
14:20como se llama?
14:22Como se llama?
14:26Ok po 0
14:27Como se llama?
14:31Taga bony lang pala to
14:34Taga bony lang pala to
14:35What?
14:36Bonita.
14:37She's from Boni.
14:38She's from Boni.
14:39I thought you were from Boni.
14:43I thought you weren't going to go to L.A.
14:44I thought you weren't going to go home.
14:45I thought you were from Spain.
14:46Yes.
14:47She's from Spain.
14:48She moved to Boni.
14:49It's the same house.
14:50Spain and Boni.
14:51The reason is different.
14:53Bonita means pretty.
14:56Beautiful.
14:58Bonita.
15:00How about you?
15:02Me?
15:03Bonita.
15:05What?
15:06Bonita.
15:07Bonita?
15:08What's that?
15:09Tita is from Boni.
15:11Bonita.
15:16That's not all.
15:18Boneta.
15:22Boneta.
15:27There's more.
15:28What?
15:29Mikasa Sukasa.
15:31Mikasa?
15:32Mikasa Sukasa.
15:34She's playing volleyball.
15:36Mikasa.
15:38Mikasa Sukasa.
15:40She looks like this.
15:41She works at home.
15:44I'm Latina.
15:48Mikasa.
15:50Mikaso.
15:51Mikaso?
15:52I look like a dog.
15:54That's not a dog.
15:56That's not a dog.
15:57Right?
15:58What else?
16:00Your father.
16:01What?
16:02Mikaso.
16:04Your father is in jail, right?
16:06Mikaso.
16:11Your father is dead.
16:12Right?
16:13What does Mikasa mean?
16:17Mikasa Sukasa.
16:19Your place or my place?
16:22Wow.
16:23She knows how to invite people.
16:24No.
16:25Of course, I invite people because
16:27it's my mansion.
16:29You have a mansion?
16:30Of course.
16:31Your house is my house?
16:33Your house or my house?
16:35It's my house.
16:36Why don't you say that it's a joke?
16:37Your house is my house.
16:39It's my house.
16:41Your house is my house.
16:43That's what Mikasa Sukasa means.
16:46My house is here.
16:47Do you know how to speak Spanish?
16:52She's being challenged.
16:54She's being challenged.
16:55She's being challenged.
16:57She's being challenged.
16:59She's being challenged.
17:00She's being challenged.
17:01Oh, my.
17:02Her arm is shaking.
17:04Sorry, I was surprised.
17:06Okay.
17:07Do you know who's speaking?
17:08She's always Miss Venezuela.
17:10Miss Venezuela, prove it to us.
17:13Yes.
17:14So we'll know who's the real sofa.
17:17Hello, my name is Vice-President of Arriba Chihuahua Viva Mexico.
17:23Wow.
17:25Wow.
17:49Why?
17:50What are you thinking?
17:51I'm thinking.
17:56Okay.
17:57And to defend Sofa Latina Panera, she'll look for her Sofa Latino.
18:03Let's look for it.
18:05I need a Sofa Latino here.
18:08A man.
18:09A man.
18:10A man.
18:11A man.
18:12A man.
18:13A man.
18:14A man.
18:15A man.
18:16A man.
18:17A man.
18:18A man.
18:19A man.
18:20A man.
18:21A man.
18:22A man.
18:23A man.
18:24A Man, so he wants to...
18:26say that he's macho and so Latina.
18:28There you go, there you go.
18:32Kuya, what's your name?
18:33Are you too Latina?
18:36Super.
18:37Super.
18:38She needs to look charismatic in the camera.
18:41Now, show how much you hat Latina and you will be judged by our companions.
18:51What else am I talking about?
18:52What else?
18:53Add more.
18:55That's it!
18:56Add more!
18:58Every...
18:59Find.
19:00Find.
19:02Find more, find more, find more.
19:03Let's find the one who's wearing a hat.
19:05Who?
19:06The one who's wearing a hat.
19:07I'm the one who's wearing a hat.
19:09The one who's wearing a hat.
19:11You're just riding a motorcycle.
19:13You're hiding.
19:14Hello!
19:15You're hiding.
19:16What's riding?
19:17Up.
19:18This one's riding a motorcycle.
19:19Oh, just that one.
19:20Kuya! He's so handsome!
19:23Hello, Kuya!
19:24Coco Martin!
19:25Are you really Latino?
19:28Yes.
19:31What's your name, Kuya?
19:34Calvin.
19:35What's his name?
19:38Look at his form!
19:39Look at his form!
19:40Look at his form!
19:41Look at his form!
19:42Look at his form!
19:43Oh!
19:44Oh!
19:46And he will slowly...
19:47He will slowly...
19:48My hair is falling off.
19:50Hey!
19:52And he will slowly remove his shades.
19:55Let me see.
19:56Slowly.
19:57Slowly.
20:01When the time comes for the Sober Latino,
20:04he will show his Latino moves.
20:06I am Sober Latina Panera.
20:09He's going to dance.
20:10How are you, Latino?
20:12This is where Latinos dance.
20:14Latino dance music.
20:16Let's show them.
20:18Let's show them our dance moves in the mansion.
20:20Wait! Wait!
20:21Turn around!
20:22Why?
20:23You're ugly!
20:24You're ruined!
20:26Don't show it anymore!
20:27You're ugly because you're wearing shades.
20:41You're ugly.
20:45You're ugly.
20:46You're ugly.
20:56Look at my hair.
20:57Look at my hair.
21:01Who do you think you are?
21:04You're ugly.
21:06You're ugly.
21:07You're ugly.
21:08You're ugly.