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00:00From the moment I was born I knew I'd be special. From as early as I could
00:05remember my dad would take me he'd say Matt one day you are going to be so
00:10influential you could move mountains you could be the president of the United
00:14States you have limitless potential and you can do anything you set your mind to
00:19that's what my dad would say to me as a kid and as I got older it was a
00:22self-fulfilling prophecy I knew every year in my life that I could do whatever
00:26I wanted and finally I feel like I know my purpose I've spent years perfecting
00:31my craft and today I can say truly I was born to be racist and misogynist on the
00:37internet. Get your checklist ready gentlemen thoughts to the dungeon dinner
00:46acquired grass definitely not touch it's time for a superheat banger the season
00:52opener for Florida Gators season was a beautiful one here's the top five
00:57players on this lineup Brock Bowers came from the immaculate box Caleb Downs was
01:02a wheelspin DJ Lagway is our team captain Will Johnson Travis Hunter are
01:06prestige players and we're in 86 overall we forced a rage quit which earned us
01:10Zach Martin at left tackle still a lot of silvers on this O-line Jonah Monheim's
01:15not doing us much help Brock Bowers is insane boosted to a 99 we've got T-
01:19oh don't you forget about prestige God dude I really thought that prestigious
01:26would be so hard this year and they have bad but we've gotten really lucky T-Mac
01:30Ted Earl McMillan not only did he get that Stars of the season he got a
01:33fraternities limited six foot five 96 feet not gonna lie Ted Earl McMillan
01:39might be one of the rawest athletes like in college football right now I think I
01:42think this kid can be so good at the next level of football but for now we
01:47get the 98 overall Ted Earl McMillan at wide receiver anybody who's new if I
01:51prestige a player I'm always entitled to the best version possible I prestige
01:56Ted Earl McMillan our very first season a long time ago and it's paying huge
02:01dividends right now there's only one card in this entire game that has better
02:05catching traffic sketch is that card I am NOT kidding sketch has 99 catching
02:10trap yeah sketch and Shane Gillis are on my wish list of like number one most
02:14wanted wheel of cut cards but for now we gotta be patient we now have two
02:18absolutely insane wide receivers I'm gonna keep Travis Hunter at wide
02:22receiver one because Travis Hunter is actually faster than T-Mac but T-Mac
02:26pretty much is everything else better and not to mention T-Mac is six foot five
02:30all right let's get down to business we are one and oh and our defense looks a
02:34lot better than our offense right now so with my three wheel spins today I think
02:37I will be prioritizing potentially my offensive line I think we need a very
02:41legitimate halfback Kenneth Walker I love the guy not doing us any favors
02:45let's get it baby three wheel spins to cure my crippling loneliness and
02:51depression oh my god for the love of Christ 90 to 96 non power for okay this
02:58is a unique one any single player 90 96 overall cannot be big 10 SEC big 12 ACC
03:05so we're bringing out the weird you know we're talking the Mac little Mac maybe a
03:10little conference USA maybe a little FPS independence maybe a little Mountain
03:14West action I don't know I think Mountain West is gonna have some really
03:17good options for us because Mountain West is Boise State it's also Hawaii so
03:22we've got Jelani Taiwai as an option Jalen Catalan UNLV as an option Mountain
03:27West only has Jalen Catalan and Jelani Taiwai for 96 is damn conference USA
03:32Josiah Cox New Mexico State the American has Alfred Morris and Tariq
03:38Woolen oh just kidding they've got another one they got Ray Sean Pleasant
03:42who is a Ray Sean Pleasant a little two-lane throwback here and he's got 80
03:46block shed 82 tackle as a corner it's actually really good
03:50Maxson has junior van der Ross Matt Salopic oh I low-key got to bring back
03:55the goat I'm telling you minutes I tell you is not cutting it right now Sean
04:00Dulwich bro I had this guy his like 88 89 overall before and he was nasty yo who
04:06could forget about the fucking South Alabama legend fluff Bothwell your first
04:10name is fluff fluff Bothwell has a 98 truck 96 break tackle he's got 11 throw
04:17power I I'm unironically I think fluff Bothwell has the lowest throw power in
04:21the entire game get 83 cat what is this card what am I fucking looking at I feel
04:26obligated to get this now he's kind of slow though dude what are these names
04:30Jalen slappy dude I got fluff Bothwell and Jalen slappy oh my god this guy's a
04:35freak why do you have 98 strength I said I was gonna go offense and Jalen
04:39slappy is sitting right here we got a little Sunbelt action Marsha Jalen
04:44slappy it's the key and peel skin this is Jack Marius tachythera tricks
04:48Michigan State University all right with the addition of Jalen slappy who's
04:52actually boosted to a 97 the left side of my lines actually really good DJ
04:56lagway is right-handed so he would usually be rolling out right but I do
05:01like running actual run plays to the left hey we're up to an 87 overall we've
05:05got our second wheelspin here still need a right guard right tackle hat back and
05:09a whole slew of positions so we'll just take whatever we get okay so it is a
05:14jackpot good but we do have to sacrifice players which is bad because I don't
05:18have a lot to sacrifice here 285 to 92 overall players can turn into 194 to 95
05:24Kenneth Walker is absolutely one of them he's an 87 so he fits the criteria am
05:29I've got a can Bryce Phillips and put in a silver Wow this wheel spins honestly
05:33a big bummer right now because Bryce Phillips is actually a really important
05:37piece of this defense completing my secondary not having to put in a silver
05:40but he's my only other option actually now that I think about this I know
05:43exactly what we have to do and Kenneth Walker just got donated to the to the
05:48rain gods can you believe like the Aztecs were doing that shit like back in
05:52the day bro if you wanted it to rain you would just hand them your firstborn
05:55child and just chuck it off a fucking cliff what were they doing did I'm God
05:58they might have been up to something bro I live in the desert man it hasn't
06:01rained out here in a minute it's probably the lack of babies getting
06:05thrown off the cliff I was gonna say we got to get a 95 overall running back
06:08I'm gonna be totally honest with you I could win a game with a silver running
06:11back I cannot win a game with a silver corner I think I need to take a 95
06:15overall corner here and finish out my secondary because Bryce Phillips is gone
06:19now but the wheel gives and the wheel takes and I haven't thrown any babies
06:22off the cliff this year let's take a look at the roster of 95 overall corners
06:27okay I know for a fact Denzel Burke's insanely good but I've used them before
06:31so let's get creative let's have some fun I've used Marshawn Lattimore I've
06:34never used LSU Pat Pete honestly this card is so savage I think I got to go
06:38Rod Woodson okay Rod Woodson for so many reasons is a good corner but one of my
06:42favorite things he's got 85 tackle 82 hit power 6 foot 205 good size good
06:48speed good Excel I'm going Rod Woodson oh he's got gold tier ball hook I think
06:52this is my first card that I've ever seen with gold tier ball at least that
06:56I've used all right so Kenneth Walker and Bryce Phillips thank you for your
06:59sacrifice let there be rain in Mesopotamia all right gentlemen so far
07:04we've got Rod Woodson and Jalen slappy I badly need this third and final wheel
07:09spin to have a chance to give me a running back just any choice player at
07:12all and this will be such a good episode a fullback or a halfback is gonna be
07:17usable all right so first we sort by 94 to 95 and we're not sorting by overall
07:23that would be nice we're gonna sort by time remaining I could choose one player
07:27out of the top 12 I need a halfback or a fullback please
07:30Dexter Lawrence Mark Sanchez Matir Hills Washington Cam Jackson Trayvon should do
07:35or Trey Trey Stewart oh we got two all right we got two options let's go oh my
07:41god I was getting so nervous that it was like first eight players or non halfbacks
07:44okay Trey Stewart or Quinn Sean Judkins damn I kind of wanted to try a new
07:49player cuz I have used Quinn Sean Judkins before but Quinn Sean Judkins is
07:52like miles better than Trey Stewart I need a running back so bad so we
07:56basically swapped Kenneth Walker and Bryce Phillips for Quinn Sean Judkins
08:00and Rod Woodson that's not a bad trade last time I used Quinn Sean Judkins was
08:04his season one cards that's a long time ago this card is incredibly good he's
08:08just one of the most well-rounded halfbacks in this entire game size wise
08:12stats wise I mean even gets catching stats decent route running is decent
08:16blocking all right Quinn Sean Judkins obviously you're gonna get workhorse so
08:20let's start there we're gonna silver to workhorse and you could run really any
08:23ability on Quinn Sean I'm just gonna go workhorse and recoup gold tier ever
08:27since I pulled off that absolute shenanigans final play with Ashton
08:31Gentee with recoup I actually think this ability is really good now also I just
08:34want to take a moment out of this video to say I love you guys so much
08:39I work from home all right bin Sean Budkins is busted is being here bound
08:53third down running back power halfback he's ready oh I still have no kicker
08:57dude I have to remember to get a kicker this will oh my god you want to talk
09:02about getting bent over having a silver kicker I'll get your shit back defense
09:06looks kind of nice I'm not gonna I really like Rodwoods I love our
09:09secondary Preston Zachman had a hell of a game last game I need a new middle
09:13linebacker left outside linebacker right side of my line center wide receiver
09:17three fullback backup tight end a lot to work on but an 88 overall team the
09:21mommy pounders are ready for a ballgame
09:26challenge wheel baby you gotta believe in the challenge with a challenge oh oh
09:31I like that I can't tell you the last time I got this fuck I spun again but
09:36you saw it six plus receptions 90 plus yards and a touchdown with one player we
09:42are 1 and 0 on the season looking to progress that even further it's
09:46redemption season baby Arizona State Sun Devil season ended so sad we got a
09:51follow that up with a big W here cock Bowers Caleb down CJ lagway true
09:56Adrian Peterson Nick Nash that's a squad I ain't even gonna hold you bet oh we're
10:02in what are we called what are we called the swamp oh my god 97 overall it's the
10:07swamp right I'm kicking this off with fake jet halfback seed such a fun play
10:15are you fucking kidding me that's the first play of the game it did it again
10:22this is exactly it's exactly how I lost my playoff game it's physics to find
10:28that's what pisses me off about it it is completely physics to find your
10:32quarterback goes to throw the football and then it loses all trajectory and
10:35just magnets into a defensive lineman's hands and I'm supposed to just I'm just
10:40supposed to be cool with that what the fuck hey EA I don't know if you noticed
10:44but I've got a fucking 88 overall team and he's got a 97 so if you're gonna if
10:49you're gonna suck someone's cock couldn't be mine holy fuck
10:54there goes Brock Bowers doing Brock Bowers shit I swear to God I mean that's
10:59the whole point of the series it's wheel of cut I have a dog shit team and they
11:02have a good team that's the whole point of the series but holy shit DJ lagway is
11:05cold he gets the ball a half and I'm down by seven and I couldn't tell you
11:10what I could have done about that DJ lagway is kind of my overall I'm just gonna
11:16lock in I gotta shut the fuck up like what's bitching gonna do about it you
11:20know all right it's man covers the whole way through all right second and 10 T
11:25Mac time T Mac time six foot fucking five he's you know it's funny he's
11:31shading outside like he should be able to stop that T Max just too damn big I'm
11:35gonna go inside zone here I think he knows what's second and goal
11:40oh wow I had that damn third and goal I don't really have the luxury of getting
11:44like I got a score do I try this fuck it I'm gonna try it third and goal
11:48it's a psycho play go
11:51Oh John Kins is not in oh my god he's not in I thought for sure he was in
12:00nobody on Travis Hunter or is this like a crazy formation that's gonna clap me
12:05I can't believe you didn't call a timeout there that formation didn't
12:09really have a chance I'm on Manti Teo and he's gonna kick this game off for
12:12the handoff I kind of want to be in a nickel set because my linebackers are so
12:18bad and Riola's gonna get yards here he's gonna take a hit in the open field
12:23doesn't fumble but he does that a few more times he's gonna uh let's go 3-3
12:27stack I've heard good things about this formation because this has Manti Teo
12:30Javon Holland Tyler Martinez Caleb Downs okay I just switched on to all the
12:38wrong people there on accident
12:41oh oh that was so close to intercepted oh okay okay look at that oh you like
12:54that you like that oh my god Tyler Martinez hate-seeking missile I'm going
13:00right back on Tyler Martinez he's gonna go right oh this isn't about you oh he's
13:06running he's running oh shit he's not I'm fogged I didn't see him 14 to 7
13:15we've got a ball game on our hands gentlemen all right first and 10 I'm
13:19blocking Jervais Johnson I gotta remember my challenge lagways fast as
13:25fuck oh my god DJ lagway is really really really good once again sorry I
13:31just touched on it but I have to pay attention to my challenge rule it's
13:34super important here
13:37there's Brock Bowers oh and he sent one at the QB big Brock oh nice
13:44shut the fuck shut the fuck up I now have a pick six I now have a fumble it's
13:50in a team act didn't even pick it up thank God it rolled out about first and
13:5310 I think Brock Bowers is I just started showboat in the middle of the
14:02play fuck this guy oh all right Brock Bowers already has four receptions and
14:0795 receiving yards what he doesn't have is a touchdown T Mac has my touchdown so
14:11maybe should I be going for yards of T Mac
14:15whoo the wheel route made it so Quinn Sean became a blocker on let's see if I
14:21can hit T Mac here sorry yes okay so T Mac has
14:29oh my god that's oh my fucking god there was
14:36T Mac is wide open on this route except he gets fucking on your mama boy oh my
14:43god in the game can't pick it up the game oh my god that's full-blown DPI in
14:47the middle of T Max route a defensive player just completely holds him in
14:51place so now he's behind the throne and rather than the throw going to T Mac it
14:56goes directly into defenders hands this is one of the unluckiest games I have
14:59played of the year look at this T Mac has his man completely burnt at the very
15:03least he's in front of him and he catches the ball for a small gain best
15:07case scenario he racks it for a touchdown instead that's what happened
15:10let's just snap had for either Bowers or T Mac here so we go T Mac
15:16T Mac's got five catches 53 yards
15:28he just left the silver Zimmerman Zimmerman's not fast enough to get down
15:33there but that was not on my bingo card Devin Zimmerman being that wide open was
15:37definitely not on my bingo card I think I could have shook inside and maybe turn
15:41that into something but I'm just glad we went down with time on the clock we got
15:45some points out of that I would need a minor miracle to somehow win this game
15:49if he's smart he could pretty much just chew clock and just end the game
15:55He's gonna rather play?
15:57That's it
15:59He's gonna go with Peterson?
16:01That's me
16:03Over
16:05Dead to rights Travis Hunter gets the INT
16:07It's not really possible is it?
16:15Nine yards lagway
16:17I think Travis Hunter could get to the end zone on just a streak
16:21I'm just gonna go Judkins to pick up this first
16:27and I just missed the feet set throw oh my god it's taking everything in me not
16:32to actually quit out of this game if I wasn't a youtuber I quit out of this
16:36game so fast I would never play out a game that is this obviously fucking me in my ass
16:41Fourth and four very big play here
16:45T-Max got him
16:47Oh I didn't see the safety
16:49I can't say shit now T-Max T-Max
16:51That's one for us gentlemen a huge one for us one that we did not deserve
17:01I hate this I hate it I hate it I hate it I have two separate players with the challenge complete
17:12I'll try
17:14Oh my god everything just went my way this is a winnable football game now he's nervous now he's not doing any more stupid passes
17:22This is run play after run play
17:24That's a speed option
17:26Derrick Henry's big and strong and he hurts but he only got two yards
17:31Second and eight I'm gonna Kibbe Spire Iola because he keeps rolling out and pissing me off
17:36Oh do it
17:39Why did he let you throw that
17:41Oh my god Travis Hunter has it
17:43Oh my god this game is winnable
17:47Everybody settle down
17:53He's got that arm cocked every single time for the fumble
17:57Oh and if he loses this game he will never live it down
17:59I'm gonna go Judkins see if I can turn that corner
18:01I need to rethink my offense
18:03Low key like my offense isn't that good
18:05I mossed him with T-Mac that last drive should not be alive
18:08T-Mac just dunked on his head
18:10He's running tight press man coverage
18:12I think my formation's too tight I don't like I need some space to get the separation
18:16And he's playing deep he's playing back a little bit here
18:19T-Mac easy easy
18:21Couple air trucks and that's a first down
18:24Three minutes left I'm down by three
18:26Judkins
18:28Butt naked in the middle of the field that's another first
18:31You shouldn't have showboated
18:33You should not have showboated
18:44Oh my god Lagway
18:46I just juked out a computer with Lagway in the backfield
18:49DJ Lagway is insane I need deeper routes
18:51I need deeper routes he's keying on everything I'm doing here
18:54Oh but I can't call another audible did I just get a penalty
18:58Bowers Bowers Bowers is wide open
19:01I'm taking as much as I can get here
19:03Spin truck Brock Bowers
19:06First and goal
19:07Going power option here
19:08Oh my god this is risky
19:10Taking as much clock as I can he's going to retain his timeouts
19:12Four three two one
19:16To the outside
19:17Pitch is off
19:18Quenshaw Judkins
19:20Into the end zone
19:21And you shook the fucking showboating
19:23You didn't earn it
19:24Let's go Florida
19:2622 seconds left in the game
19:28Crucial P.A.T.
19:30Kentucky's got 22 seconds and three timeouts to get in the end zone
19:34And they have to get in the end zone
19:35Anything short does them no good
19:37I want the fattest guy I want some clock to go here
19:40Oh my god that's Adrian fucking Peterson
19:43He's in five wide so we can go double mug
19:46We can guess pass play over the top
19:52Oh my god he just overthrew
19:53He overthrew him
19:54Oh my god I could've
19:55Oh my god I could've picked that
19:57I switch on and oh it was just over his head
19:59It was over Zachman's head he couldn't get to it
20:01Now we fake midlets he thinks this is midlets
20:03So he's going to be nervous
20:05Oh nice play
20:07He's tackled inbounds
20:08Does he run the same thing?
20:10I think he goes corner route here
20:14Oh my god he's taking a shot
20:16Oh my god he's taking a shot
20:19Not on Travis
20:20Look at those fucking stats
20:22And tell me you deserve this game
20:24Second and ten
20:30No
20:31Sit your ass down boy
20:33I swatted too
20:34That might be one of the luckiest players I've ever played in my entire life
20:38May literally have been one of the luckiest players I've ever played in my entire life
20:41And he wins it on a Hail Mary
20:43That's what he wins the game on right there
20:44I swatted too I didn't even go for the INT that's a swat
20:47He got dominated every single statistical category
20:49He just got a Hail Mary a free pick six
20:52And two free pick sixes
20:54A fumble
20:55He completed five passes on ten attempts for 112 yards
20:58He had a 97 overall team versus an 88
21:00That is without a doubt one of the saddest wins I've ever seen
21:03I went 8 for 105 in a touchdown with T-Mac
21:05I went 6 for 139 in a touchdown with Brock Bowers
21:07I went 1 for 55 with Devin Zimmerman
21:09DJ Lagway goes 18 for 25 two touchdowns
21:13And both interceptions were complete absolute complete flukes by the game
21:17They were not bad passes they were not to not open wide receivers
21:21I've never played such a good game and lost
21:23Two interceptions Travis Hunter
21:25One of the saddest games I've ever been a part of
21:27And this is how he wins
21:29Just chucks it up prays
21:31And Travis Hunter on a swat tries to go for the ball like that
21:35Congrats man
21:36One thing I can tell you is he will never ever get that lucky again
21:39He's never gonna be able to win a game like that again
21:42Here's the very first play of the game
21:43Let's just go through this
21:45First play of the game fake jet hat back seam
21:47Ball on throw ball loses all trajectory
21:50And instead of going down field as the ball clearly appears to be
21:54It becomes a non-gravitational
21:57I don't know it becomes the newest element on the periodic table
22:00Floats with perfect trajectory
22:02Lands perfectly in his hands
22:03And it's the same way that we lost our playoff game last season
22:07He decided to showboat
22:08Which was funny considering he got completely outplayed
22:12Dude he had the audacity to get on the mic for the first time all game
22:16On that final play crazy
22:18Oh here's the interception by Marshawn Lattimore
22:20This is the one I really wanted to watch
22:22Cause this is fucked
22:23This is so fucked
22:24So I've got T-Mac on a drag right here
22:26T-Mac is so far in front of his guy
22:29This is who's guarding T-Mac
22:30That's Marshawn Lattimore
22:31This is T-Mac
22:32T-Mac's got two yards of separation here
22:34This should be easy
22:36But instead DJ Lagway's throw
22:38After T-Mac gets completely fucking bounced and rubbed
22:42His throw goes directly into Marshawn Lattimore's hands
22:44Not T-Mac's
22:45This is a defensive pass interference
22:47Every single day of the week
22:48T-Mac's entire route is completely shifted by this
22:51And now the ball goes into Lattimore's hands
22:53So we lose on that too
22:55I could have been in prevent here
22:56But there were six seconds on the clock
22:58So I figured he was gonna go for like short yardage
23:02Call a timeout and then call one play closer
23:04Coulda woulda shoulda
23:05I mean if this game's not fucking rigged out of its mind
23:08This isn't even close
23:10I dominate this game
23:11In fact you can tell I dominate this game
23:13I dominated every single statistical category
23:16Every single one
23:17Other than score of course
23:19I had more first downs
23:20More total offense
23:21I had more rushing yards
23:23I had more rushing touchdowns
23:25He had more yards per rush
23:26I had more completions, attempts, and touchdowns
23:29More yards per pass
23:30More passing yards
23:31Converted less consistently on third down
23:34Because he only had one
23:35Converted more on fourth
23:36Two point conversion
23:37Red zone touchdown percentage
23:39So we absolutely complete our challenge
23:41We complete our challenge with two separate players
23:43Brock Bowers and T-Mac
23:45I had to salvage one player
23:46Because I completed my challenge wheel
23:48We got Jalen Slappy
23:49We got QuinSean Judkins
23:51We got Rod Woodson
23:53Also I can't believe I have to mention this
23:54But Travis Hunter got Moss
23:56Travis Hunter was wear and tear to death
23:58How that occurred I don't know
24:00The fact that I'm expected to put workhorse
24:02On my defensive players
24:04It's a whole separate issue
24:06I truly believe that's why he got Moss though
24:07I never see Travis Hunter get Moss like that
24:10Especially not with the game online
24:11Um I think we're gonna salvage Jalen Slappy
24:14God tier name team
24:16S tier name
24:17Um Judkins is good not great
24:19Rod Woodson's good not great
24:21They're both 95 Slappy's a 96
24:23With an 88 overall team
24:25I just manhandled a 97 overall team
24:27But I got ungodly
24:29Incredibly unlucky
24:31By the hands of EA
24:33But I think that's a good thing
24:35You see once every season
24:37If you're playing a game made by EA
24:39That's gonna happen at least once
24:40Here's my hope
24:41This just happened week two of our redemption season
24:43If this is the only time it occurs
24:45If this was our one game like that
24:47We're gonna win the national championship
24:48I guess what I'm trying to say is
24:49Let's get all the bad luck out of the way
24:51Alright boys I love ya
24:52I'll see you in the next one
24:53Peace