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00:00Gettin' all goosey.
00:01Well, what exciting times we live in.
00:03In the week scientists created a woolly mouse that might help bring back a woolly mammoth,
00:09we enjoyed lots of great telly.
00:11Mouse Australia was back for better or for worse on E4.
00:16The kind of partnership I'm hoping for is one of a traditional nature.
00:20I admire a time when recording was talking on the phone, flowers on a first date, opening
00:25of car doors.
00:26Does Nat open car doors for you Ellie?
00:28I think he does, you know.
00:30I mean, I don't sit there and wait for him to do it, but if I'm scrolling on my phone
00:35he opens doors to tell me to get off my phone and get out of the car.
00:38Shall we see our new home first?
00:42Come on, let's explore.
00:43Martin Comston had bought a new house on Prime Video.
00:47Shall we close the shutters?
00:50There's no one overlooking us.
00:56You do crease your room, don't you?
00:58You do like most people do, you know, in the bank.
01:00A lot of people like crease in every room.
01:02Do you?
01:03Yeah.
01:04Did you?
01:05We only had a talk till now.
01:06Oh, it was that quick then.
01:07It was alright.
01:08With an extension at the back.
01:11And the leader of the free world was having a tantrum on the BBC.
01:17You're gambling with the lives of millions of people.
01:20You're gambling with World War 3.
01:22You're gambling with World War 3.
01:25It's one of the worst things.
01:26I can't think of anything worse than this, Mary.
01:28That you've seen?
01:29Oh, yes, I have seen something worse.
01:31What was that?
01:32It's a Royal Knockout.
01:33Oh, yeah.
01:34Do you remember?
01:35It's a Royal Knockout.
01:36Yes, that was worse.
01:37That was worse than this?
01:38Almost worse.
01:39OK.
01:40In the room.
01:47How would you say these are?
01:49Quinoa.
01:50Well, me too.
01:51But I found out it's called...
01:53Quinoa.
01:54...by his friends, Abby and Georgia.
01:57Quinoa.
01:58Quina.
01:59Quinoa.
02:00Quina?
02:01Quinoa.
02:02What have you just called them?
02:03Quina.
02:04Quinoa.
02:05Quinoa.
02:06I think they say Quinoa better.
02:07I think Quinoa sounds better.
02:08Quinoa chips.
02:09On Saturday night, ITV1 had us all in a spin again.
02:10I hate it when people bring things back from the olden days and do it up.
02:24Like, think of something new, stop using things from the past.
02:27It's cheating.
02:28Wheel of Fortune.
02:29Wheel of Fortune, or as I like to call it, Woff.
02:30Wheel of Fortune's a good one.
02:31And even you can play it, because surely you can guess a word.
02:32You know phrases, you know stuff.
02:33Listen, I've started Wordle now.
02:34Down we go.
02:35Oh, lovely.
02:36It's always the same.
02:37Loads of noise and colours and shiny floors, flashing lights.
02:38Bright lights, Mary.
02:39Mm.
02:40Lights.
02:41Lights.
02:42Lights.
02:43Lights.
02:44Lights.
02:45Lights.
02:46Lights.
02:47Lights.
02:48Lights.
02:49Lights.
02:50Lights.
02:51Lights.
02:52Lights, Mary.
02:53A lot of people are attracted to bright lights.
02:55You were attracted to the bright lights of London, which is why you made your way from
02:59Northern Ireland, from a dank little port, all the way to the bright lights of London.
03:04Here comes another Triple Toss-up!
03:06A what?
03:07Did he say a Triple Toss-up?
03:09Yeah.
03:10I thought he did too.
03:12And your clue for all three is Perks of Working From Home.
03:17You don't have to get washed.
03:18You don't have to get dressed, you don't have to do your hair.
03:21All you have to do is move the mouse to make it look like you're doing something.
03:25Let's see who gets it first.
03:27I hate letters.
03:28I hate this.
03:29It's worth £500.
03:31Something out.
03:32Taking out.
03:34The bins.
03:37Working without your pants.
03:38Working without your pants.
03:39How can you do without pants when it's P something TS?
03:44Hanging out with your pets.
03:48Pits.
03:49Pals.
03:50Puts.
03:51Pets.
03:52Pets.
03:53Hanging out with your pets.
03:54Wow.
03:55Surely.
03:56Hanging out with your pets.
03:59Got it.
04:00Go on, Abs.
04:02That is definitely not one of the perks of working from home, hanging out with your pets.
04:06Because if I'm on the phone, he starts barking or licking his balls.
04:11Perks of working from home.
04:15Making macaroons.
04:18Making boomerang pie.
04:20Making afternoon tea.
04:25Taking an afternoon nap.
04:27Taking an afternoon nap.
04:28You are good at this.
04:30Because afternoon naps slap.
04:32Anna Shirley.
04:33Taking afternoon naps.
04:35Is she right?
04:36Also known as taking the piss.
04:39So far, these perks have not actually said productivity, efficiency, better engagement.
04:44It's just like not doing work.
04:46This next puzzle is a linked phrase.
04:49Right, here we go.
04:50Linked phrases.
04:51What does it mean by linked phrases?
04:53It's like...
04:54Oh, hang on.
04:55It's telling us...
04:56Shut up!
04:57I'm asking you.
04:58Two phrases linked together by a common word.
05:00For example, hit the nail on the head, chef.
05:03Following?
05:04Cryptic, that, isn't it?
05:05Convoluted, that.
05:06Hit the nail on the head, chef.
05:08Never heard of it.
05:09Yeah, but no, it's hit the nail on the head.
05:11Yeah?
05:12Head, chef.
05:13Adele, look at you, spinning the wheel already.
05:16There you go.
05:17This is going to be a little bit harder than the first round.
05:20T.
05:21T?
05:22T, is it there?
05:23Five of them.
05:24Five Ts.
05:26You've got £1,000.
05:28It'll, T-L, T apostrophe, it's got a bit of double L, isn't it?
05:32H.
05:33OK, there are three of those.
05:35The.
05:36I've got the.
05:37It'll be all right on the night.
05:39I think you've got it, Daniela, but you're very annoying with it.
05:43S.
05:44There are two Ss up there for £700.
05:47Shits.
05:49E, please.
05:51Three Es on the board.
05:55Sweats.
05:56Sweats.
05:57I got that.
05:58I got it.
05:59But I got it.
06:00No, I got it, Jenny.
06:01E and an A.
06:02What are you going to do now?
06:03You going to spin again?
06:04Hang on.
06:05Does Adele not know what this is?
06:06What?
06:07She's going to spin again?
06:08Yeah, but she's not old enough to have night sweats.
06:10Neither am I.
06:11She doesn't know what you are, you lying twat.
06:18Oh!
06:20She's lost it.
06:21No.
06:22She loses a turn.
06:23I know, but someone else is going to clean up.
06:24They know it.
06:25I know.
06:26I know that.
06:27You know it?
06:28I know.
06:29Come on.
06:30This is worse than Christmas Day.
06:31Stop enjoying it.
06:32You're giving me night sweats?
06:33Can I solve it, please?
06:34Yes, you can.
06:35Yes, you can.
06:36Yes, Shirley's got this.
06:37Shirley's got it.
06:38Does that mean she knows what it is?
06:39Yeah.
06:40It'll be all right on the night sheets.
06:41No!
06:42Sweats, you daft sod.
06:43Sheets with an A.
06:44She-ots.
06:45It'll be all right on the night.
06:46She-ots.
06:47In hall.
06:48Jenny, stop messing around with them blands.
06:49What are you doing?
06:50No!
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53Oh!
06:54Oh!
06:55Oh!
06:56Oh!
06:57Oh!
06:58Oh!
06:59Oh!
07:00Oh!
07:01Oh!
07:02Oh!
07:03Oh!
07:04No!
07:05Oh!
07:06Oh!
07:07I can't.
07:08Oh, you're going to break them.
07:09Oh, hang on.
07:10Hang on.
07:11I've got it.
07:12I've got it.
07:13I've got it.
07:14Now just let go.
07:15Best friends Jenny and Lee.
07:16Why have you got two like that?
07:17Because-
07:18You put them together and just go like that and let go that way.
07:19Now let your arm go with it.
07:20Oh, I don't believe you.
07:24No!
07:25You- You keep your hand on it.
07:27Right, now let go.
07:29Oh!
07:30Oh, it's too fast.
07:31Oh, it's alright. I'll do it meself.
07:33They'll be alright.
07:35You only had one job to do.
07:37God!
07:39Cheap shit.
07:41On Sunday night,
07:43there was a new sheriff in town,
07:45bringing us a natural history
07:47extravaganza on BBC One.
07:49Oh, here we go. Surely America's
07:51been waiting for this. Yeah.
07:53Tom Hanks is narrating it, isn't he?
07:55And he's good, isn't he, at narrating things?
07:57He's got the voice, hasn't he?
07:59Very mellow. Yeah.
08:01It's like a bloody wildlife programme I'm here with tonight,
08:03with these two.
08:07Did you know there's more than one America?
08:09Well, I did.
08:11Central,
08:13South, and there's another one
08:15I think that's just the normal one.
08:17The normal one.
08:19America.
08:21Here in the suburbs,
08:23there are aliens
08:25living among us.
08:27Aliens? What are they?
08:29This peaceful corner of
08:31Maryland is
08:33about to be invaded.
08:35With what?
08:37Someone's going to come out of that hole.
08:43Oh, what the
08:45fuck is that? A crab. It's got a big
08:47crab. Is that a crab?
08:49This
08:51male, and thousands
08:53of others.
08:55Oh, what are they?
08:57They're the cockroaches. I think
08:59fucking Tom's trying to tell us here, but I can't hear him.
09:01They've spent 17 years
09:03deep
09:05underground. Well, I came out after
09:0740 years, so. Yeah,
09:09I was 48.
09:11They're called periodical cicadas.
09:13Never heard of a periodical cicada before.
09:15My chickens would make bloody sharp work
09:17of them. 17 years
09:19earlier, George W.
09:21Bush was in the White House.
09:23You'll want to get back quick when you
09:25find out who's in it now.
09:27A tall
09:29tree.
09:31This is disgusting. I would hate this, honestly.
09:33If this happened in Derby, I would migrate
09:35so fast. The ideal place
09:37to make
09:39a dramatic transformation.
09:41Here we go, Jane. Oh, gosh, Simon.
09:43What are they going to come out of? I don't
09:45know.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:49Oh, shit in there.
09:51It's going fluffy.
09:53I'm going to be sick.
09:55Breaking free from the husk of his
09:57old body.
09:59Oh, that feels good. I want
10:01to leave the husk of my old body.
10:03When am I going to be released
10:05from this husk? He unfurls
10:07new wings.
10:09Oh,
10:11look at that. It's got wings.
10:13Now it can fly.
10:16Oh.
10:18Fucking uglier than it was before.
10:20Oh, I think I preferred it as it was.
10:22But for the cicadas,
10:24this isn't a horror story.
10:30It's a romance.
10:32I think this is when they
10:34make babies.
10:36Oh, this is going to put me right off
10:38deck.
10:40Oh, no.
10:42Maybe
10:44she's the one.
10:46Oh, here we go, Dave. How do you know?
10:48I was going to say, how do you know? Because they both
10:50look like they've got beards. They're both ugly gets
10:52out there. Dee waits for
10:54a special signal from her.
10:56Oh, what's the special
10:58signal? A snap of
11:00her wings. A snap of her wings?
11:02Oh, this is what
11:04you call foreplay, Teresa.
11:06What are you telling me for? After
11:0817 years of waiting,
11:10a brief encounter
11:12is all it takes to fertilise
11:14her 500 eggs. 500
11:16eggs? You'd want more than a
11:18brief encounter after 17 years.
11:20Bloody hell. They actually
11:22only get to do it once every 17 years.
11:24So do you.
11:34Oh, he fell off. Is that it?
11:36Well, bye then.
11:38See ya. After just a month,
11:40it's all over.
11:42So we've had one
11:44bonk and he's
11:46gone. It was that good, he died.
11:48A few weeks later,
11:50the young will drop to the ground
11:52and burrow deep into the earth.
11:56When they emerge
11:58in 17 years time,
12:00who knows
12:02what they'll find.
12:04What year will it be in 17 years?
12:06So we're 2025
12:08now.
12:102042?
12:12That were quick maths.
12:14Don't know how I did that. Global warming
12:16or the Russians on the matters by then?
12:18It's a bit
12:20pointless if you ask me.
12:22So how is it though, Judy?
12:24Is it once every 17 years
12:26or is there another batch that are coming ready to come next year
12:28that have been waiting 17 years?
12:30Possibly. I can't see them
12:32all dying on exactly the same
12:34day.
12:36It's not Tom Hanks' best work, I'll be honest.
12:38No.
12:40Hills and his wife, Mary.
12:42Oh!
12:44Hang on, the paper's coming away.
12:48Okay.
12:50Now do the top.
12:56This is called spring cleaning, Mary.
12:58One down,
13:00301 to go.
13:02On Friday,
13:04it was some argy-bargy
13:06in the Oval Office that made headline news
13:08on the BBC.
13:10Brace yourself, babes.
13:12You've got to see this news. Didn't you hear about it earlier on?
13:14Oh, it's terrible.
13:16In unprecedented scenes in the Oval Office.
13:18Is there ever not an unprecedented
13:20scene when we turn on the news these days, Mary?
13:22I know.
13:24President Trump gave President Zelensky a public
13:26dressing down this evening.
13:28Oh, God!
13:30As the men met to discuss
13:32the war in Ukraine.
13:34This is right on the back of
13:36Starmer high-fiving everyone, going,
13:38yeah, we did a great job with Trump.
13:40And now look at this.
13:42It was a jibe from a reporter about Mr Zelensky's
13:44outfit that actually set the aggressive tone.
13:46Watch this. Watch this now. Watch.
13:48Why don't you wear a suit?
13:50Why wouldn't you wear a suit?
13:52He's come from a war-torn country.
13:54You're the highest level in this country's office
13:56and you refuse to wear a suit.
13:58Do you own a suit?
14:00Trump in the middle?
14:02He's revelling in it, isn't he?
14:04He's a plant. He's been put there.
14:06Do you reckon? I think so.
14:08Well, with hindsight, Mary, it might have been better
14:10if he had worn a suit.
14:12I will wear a costume
14:14after this war will finish.
14:16Oh, yes!
14:18Yes, you tell them.
14:20That's a man right there.
14:22He said, I've got bigger problems than wearing a suit.
14:24This is the moment a disagreement
14:26became a full-blown fight.
14:28Don't tell us what we're going to feel.
14:30We're trying to solve a problem.
14:32Don't tell us what we're going to feel.
14:34Oh, they're waking up now.
14:36I'm not telling you...
14:38Because you're in no position to dictate that.
14:40Oh, the pointing.
14:42The pointing that had aroused you all.
14:44Yeah, that's rude.
14:46You're not in a good position.
14:48You don't have the cards right now.
14:50All he keeps saying to him is,
14:52your predicament, your position.
14:54Yeah, I know I'm in the jam.
14:56That's why I'm here.
14:58This is the bugger.
15:00You've got this bully who's humiliating you,
15:02but at the same time,
15:04you need them to be on your side.
15:06What do you do?
15:08He says he's not playing cards.
15:10I do really respect him
15:12for sticking up for himself.
15:14You're speaking your third language,
15:16and you've got a bunch of bullies
15:18in the room with you.
15:20You're gambling with World War III.
15:22Gambling with World War III?
15:24I wouldn't go and bust into
15:26somebody else's backyard, you know.
15:28Have you said thank you once this entire meeting?
15:30What?
15:32This is going great.
15:34Zelensky Lee.
15:36Couldn't have gone better for me, actually.
15:38Offer some words of appreciation
15:40for the United States of America
15:42and the president who's trying to save your country.
15:44God, this is a proper double team, this is.
15:46Trump is fed up with Zelensky from years ago
15:48because he tried to get Zelensky
15:50to do something for him, and he didn't.
15:52They've got beef. They just want to have him.
15:54They don't like him.
15:56You think that if you will speak
15:58very loudly about the war...
16:00He's not speaking loudly.
16:02Oh, that's a red rag to a bull.
16:04I don't think he was speaking loudly.
16:06Well, he was pectoring.
16:08He was speaking assertively.
16:10But I don't remember being...
16:12I can see whose side you're on.
16:14What?
16:16You're obviously on the side of the wrong-uns.
16:18We gave you military equipment,
16:20you men are brave, but they had to use
16:22our military equipment.
16:24Oh, no, no, we shouldn't be expected to watch this.
16:26If you didn't have our military equipment...
16:28Look, he's pushing him.
16:30Look, did you see that?
16:32Hats off, I wouldn't be that calm.
16:34I'd be like, well, go fuck yourself.
16:36If you didn't have our military equipment,
16:38this war would have been over
16:40in two weeks.
16:42In three days, I heard it from Putin.
16:44In three days.
16:46That's a dig in it.
16:48Trump is spitting Putin's lines.
16:50Then you tell us,
16:52I don't want a ceasefire,
16:54I don't want a ceasefire.
16:56I want to go, and I want this.
16:58I mean, he's not even speaking as a leader, is he?
17:00He's trying to.
17:02I don't want this, I don't want that,
17:04I don't want this, I'm not your friend any more,
17:06I don't care.
17:08You're not coming to my house,
17:10you're not coming to my house any more to play.
17:12No, you are.
17:14And I want all my stuff back,
17:16all my tanks, all my guns,
17:18I want all them back.
17:20You silly git.
17:22Alright, I think we've seen enough,
17:24what do you think?
17:26We have seen enough, Donald, you're fucking right there.
17:28This is going to be great television,
17:30I will say that.
17:32He knows, it's just for the cameras.
17:34Yeah, look.
17:36I feel that was a set-up job, Lee.
17:38That just hasn't come out of the blue, that.
17:40This is the video we'll all be watching
17:42when we're living in bunkers.
17:44Eating rat.
17:46This is when it went wrong.
17:50In Leeds.
17:52So, since we went to the wedding the other week,
17:54my phone is just riddled
17:56with targeted wedding ads.
17:58Really?
18:00Sisters Ellie and Izzy.
18:02Well, do you know, we were literally talking about this
18:04in the salon this morning about weddings
18:06and people saying, oh, they've spent like 30 grand
18:08plus on a wedding.
18:10And I was just saying, that is just such a waste of money to me
18:12and then I'm actually not even that bothered about getting married.
18:14Because it costs so much.
18:16Because it costs so much money, I think.
18:18I said, look, you could take your family to Disneyland for that.
18:20Do you know?
18:22And then somebody went, you could get married in Disneyland.
18:24And they went, yeah, but then you'd be one of those Disney adults
18:26and do you want to be one of them?
18:30No.
18:32Yeah?
18:34No, I'd be happy with a registry office and a meal after.
18:36On Monday night,
18:38a brand new batch of bride and grooms
18:40were headed for the altar on E4.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:44Maths Australia.
18:46You actually massively got me into this.
18:48I tell you what, I'm chuffed to bits this is back
18:50because, you know, we've had the ball tickling
18:52with the reunion that was recently on.
18:54Aye.
18:56Now we're going back down under.
18:58Yeah, we're going for the main course.
19:00Exactly.
19:02I like to be kids in bed,
19:04showered,
19:06jammers,
19:08skincare done,
19:10brewing hand,
19:12little bit of something sweet,
19:14maths for 9 o'clock.
19:16That is my evening, girls.
19:18My name's Elliot.
19:20I'm 35 and I'm from the Gold Coast.
19:22Why is Elliot needing to be on a show like this?
19:24To walk down the aisle and Elliot was at the end of it,
19:26you'd be quite happy.
19:28Yeah, you wouldn't complain.
19:30I'm buzzing.
19:32I have very, very high standards in relationships.
19:34Oh, he's always so particular.
19:36He said he got high standards.
19:38What does that mean?
19:40I wouldn't even entertain a relationship with someone
19:42that I saw as low class.
19:44Oh, here we go.
19:46He's expecting too much.
19:48Are you wife material?
19:50I'm like the wifiest wife material that there is.
19:52Oh, she's easy on the eye.
19:54I think I'm wife material,
19:56just maybe not yet.
19:58We don't have no rings though, do we?
20:00Because I can't cook and I've never used a washing machine.
20:02What makes me happiest is
20:04serving my partner.
20:06God, is she a frigging Stepford wife?
20:08Get a grip, love.
20:10What's she, trad wife?
20:12My relationship with my sister is like very love-hate.
20:14A love-hate relationship?
20:16Oh, I know the feeling, Lauren, love.
20:18It's going to pop off at the wedding,
20:20because whenever someone's got a sister, she goes nuts.
20:22Yeah.
20:24Don't wear any undies, so you can't get any in bookshop.
20:26She's not wearing undies.
20:28I might get some new boyfriends.
20:30I'm scared of you.
20:32Are you? You should be.
20:34The sister's batshit.
20:36What am I, also?
20:38Tamara is giving Messi
20:40on 100
20:42absolute total liability.
20:44I feel like I've actually lost weight.
20:46I'm definitely skinnier than you.
20:48You wouldn't say that
20:50to your sister.
20:52You're not supposed to outshine the bride.
20:54Is she going to ban her?
20:56Just ban her from your wedding?
20:58Do you have anything in your head other than dust?
21:00Ah!
21:02I need to write that down,
21:04cos I am so used to that on you.
21:06Do you have anything else than dust in your brain?
21:12Here she is, Lauren.
21:14Here she is.
21:16Oh, she looks amazing.
21:18Hi, how are you?
21:20She's got a big smile on her face, that's a good sign.
21:22What's his face like? What's Elliot's face like?
21:24Nice to meet you.
21:26Hi.
21:28Oh.
21:30Oh.
21:32Do you think he likes her? First impression?
21:34She looked breathtaking.
21:36Oh!
21:38He looked breathtaking.
21:40That's a good start.
21:42You look incredible.
21:44That starts the fun!
21:46Oh, he's smitten, Elliot, isn't he?
21:48What's wrong with him?
21:50I hope the sister just keeps her mouth shut.
21:52Having survived being married at first sight
21:54without running away...
21:56It is really pretty.
21:58...groom Elliot is now about to be acquainted
22:00with his new sister-in-law, Tamara.
22:02This is the best part of the wedding.
22:04Get Tamara some more champagne.
22:06Ooh!
22:08Where's Tamara?
22:10Tell me she's on that top table.
22:12What did you ask for?
22:14My key thing was I want someone that's classy,
22:16intelligent, really feminine.
22:18Like, that was probably my number one thing.
22:20Ooh, look at Tamara.
22:22Ooh, if looks could kill!
22:24Um, so I said, like, charismatic.
22:26Is she getting, like, jealous or what?
22:28She's so salty.
22:30Why? She's such a hater!
22:32Yeah, yeah.
22:34Oh, my Lorne, can I tell you a story?
22:36Here she comes.
22:38Oh, here she comes, butting in.
22:40Has she just interrupted?
22:42Elliot, this is going to be bad, I know it is.
22:44Everyone is thinking Lorne's definitely
22:46not going to like her husband.
22:48What? What?
22:50What's she doing?
22:52Nah, she's possessed, isn't it?
22:54Someone invited Joker to the wedding.
22:56She didn't even wait for them to finish, she just said,
22:58um, sorry, everyone thought Lorne
23:00would hate her husband.
23:02Is that, um, fish?
23:06No, I mean pescatarian.
23:08Oh, God, they've got the wrong food.
23:10This ain't going to go down well with Tamara, is it?
23:12Quick, get some food she can eat.
23:14Do you want to share half of mine?
23:16No.
23:18Oh, so he's right at the front now because
23:20her meal's wrong. Whoops.
23:22Do you want some spuds?
23:24No.
23:26I don't want your spuds.
23:28No, no.
23:30No, thank you, where's your manners?
23:32Right now you're looking very sad and you're sitting next to me
23:34and it's not looking very good.
23:36Oh, my God!
23:38Daniela, it's so awkward!
23:40Can you please listen to me?
23:42Oh!
23:44Someone take Tamara outside
23:46and give her a glass of water.
23:48I mean, I'm so...
23:50No!
23:52Did she just say her sister
23:54is a... See you next Tuesday?
23:56Yeah.
23:58Wow. On her wedding day.
24:00Can I just say, on her wedding day.
24:02I'm Lorne, you're Tamara.
24:04No way, you're Tamara and I'm Lorne.
24:06100%.
24:08You are Tamara.
24:10My mates say you're Tamara.
24:12No way. 100%.
24:14Everyone worries what's going to come out of your mouth next.
24:16No, they do not.
24:18See, look, that's Tamara, thing to do that.
24:20Gaslighting.
24:22No, it's true.
24:26In Blackpool...
24:28Sophie's have just come for you.
24:30Aw, look at that, all the bloody blooms.
24:32What's he doing?
24:34It'll be because I've not been very well.
24:36Pete and his little sister Sophie.
24:38It's in Ben's book, Pedro.
24:40I've done my spending money on flowers days.
24:42The only time I buy flowers now
24:44is if I'm in deep shit.
24:50And even then, they're from the petrol station.
24:52Exactly.
24:54On Wednesday night,
24:56we joined a familiar old face
24:58for a jolt down under on Moor 4.
25:00God, I've not seen Griff Rees-Jones
25:02for ages,
25:04years even.
25:06These are the people that I have a resentment
25:08against, Mary.
25:10You have a grudge against Griff?
25:12I've got a grudge against most successful people,
25:14haven't I?
25:16Especially if they go on
25:18train trips across Australia,
25:20which is what I'd like to be doing.
25:22You'd love to be doing this.
25:26One, I wouldn't like the flight.
25:28I know I wouldn't, it's too long.
25:30Yeah, but this is on trains,
25:32so this is going to be longer again, innit?
25:34Yeah, but you've still got to get from you to Australia.
25:36You can't do it by train.
25:38You can't, can you?
25:40What, Australia?
25:42Well, it's bound to be a wee.
25:44No,
25:46it's physically impossible.
25:48Oh, well, they wouldn't be going then.
25:50In the episode,
25:52Griff had come to cattle country
25:54for an authentic Aussie experience.
25:56Okay, this is a big
25:58rodeo practice night here.
26:00Oh, it's a rodeo.
26:02I've always wanted to go on that bull in Benidorm,
26:04but I thought,
26:06I'd let go.
26:08I'm expecting to be taken through everything
26:10by what I'm told is
26:12one of the most proficient,
26:14most experienced performers
26:16and announcers here.
26:18Performers and announcers? Double threat.
26:22Hey, Griff!
26:24Shut up!
26:26He's about 12.
26:28Hi, how good to meet you.
26:30Great.
26:32He looks like he's got his dad's clothes on.
26:34He's the professional.
26:36Why is it that people use the kids
26:38as crash dummies?
26:40Well, you might say if you're careful,
26:42he's getting dusted, and if you get into the eight-second whistle.
26:44I did not get one bit of that, then.
26:46Just smile and nod.
26:48Eight seconds sure is a piece of piss.
26:50You just doled on.
26:52Tonight is kids' night.
26:54It's kids' night?
26:56What the hell?
26:58He trampled on it.
27:00Yes!
27:02Yes!
27:04Oh, he's got a wild one handed, ain't he?
27:06Oh!
27:08My God, that kid's getting flung about
27:10like he's some piece of meat.
27:12Would you let Hugh do that?
27:14I don't let Hugh go on a bike.
27:16It's a tough country up here.
27:18Well, let go, then.
27:20Let go.
27:22It's not always pretty.
27:24Hey!
27:26You bounce a little, though. You bounce, don't you?
27:30Oh, yeah!
27:32That's better. Better.
27:34He's got it.
27:36Keep saying,
27:38you need to let the kids out more
27:40and get them out more.
27:42Get them off these bloody iPad things,
27:44but that'll run beyond an iPad.
27:46But for young Nash,
27:48the excitement is just beginning.
27:50I reckon Nash is going to be great.
27:56Hey!
27:58He's still on. He's flying.
28:00Look at him!
28:04Oh, he knows what he's doing.
28:06How do you stop it?
28:08It doesn't run out of money, does it?
28:12He's riding it home in a minute.
28:16Bloody hell, he's brilliant.
28:18That ain't his first rodeo, is it?
28:20That was the longest
28:22anybody's stayed on I've ever seen.
28:24That was incredible.
28:26He went right past the bell and then on.
28:30He can barely talk there, Nash.
28:32Can you shut it after that?
28:34Fuck off, Griff.
28:36Can you go and get us a pint, please?
28:38Because I can't get to.
28:40I'm absolutely gasping.
28:44In Leeds...
28:46Fits my nan and my mum's boiler this morning.
28:48What was wrong with it?
28:50Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
28:52It had an error code on it.
28:54Did it? Did you have to look at the error code?
28:56I did because I knew that one by heart.
28:58No, you did not.
29:00I know my F23s, my F29s, my F22s.
29:02I can never figure it out.
29:04E21.
29:06Oh, yeah, that's what you call them out there.
29:08That's what it says in the book.
29:12There you go.
29:14Don't chat to me, you know.
29:16I've fixed a few boilers in my time.
29:18On Thursday, our favourite ghost hunting trio
29:20was seeking out more unwanted guests
29:22on Discovery Plus.
29:24I believe in them, you know. I don't really.
29:26Oh, Jenny. You remember telling me that one
29:28where you thought there was going up your nightie?
29:30I never said it was going up my nightie.
29:32I said it was on my bed.
29:34On the bed? Were you rubbing your legs?
29:36Going up your nightie?
29:38No, I never said that.
29:40I've never really had a haunting.
29:42Touch wood I'm not speaking that into existence.
29:44I doth not want any ghosts here.
29:46I did a Ouija board
29:48with an actual psychic medium,
29:50Rebecca Potter.
29:52How did that go?
29:54Well, it said,
29:56Mini, our old dog, came through.
29:58And glass were going round the table like that.
30:00And they were going,
30:02Mini, Mini, let somebody else through.
30:04And she were going, no.
30:06And they were going, look, she's running round the board.
30:08And that's when I knew it were a load of bollocks.
30:10The team are on their way
30:12to investigate this 1970s
30:14semi-detached house.
30:16You can't have a 1970s
30:18haunted house, can you?
30:20I hope not, because I live in a 1970s
30:22semi-detached.
30:24I have moved house probably
30:26seven times
30:28due to paranormal things.
30:30Seven times? That means she's taking them with her.
30:32This is the thing, you know,
30:34she's blaming the bricks and mortar
30:36and it's actually her that's the problem.
30:38Exactly. What she wants to do is get a small ginstick off her,
30:40I'd say.
30:42I had two friends
30:44and we thought it'd be a good idea one night
30:46to go into a graveyard and use
30:48a spirit board.
30:50Of course, that's how it always starts.
30:52So she is. She's
30:54stapled.
30:56I have an idea for an experiment
30:58that's going to get you, Claire,
31:00doing a form of divination.
31:02A what? A divination? A divination.
31:04He's making these words up, he's boring.
31:06What's a divination? I don't know.
31:08Whenever you're ready, Claire.
31:10...
31:12...
31:14...
31:16...
31:18Oh my God, it's moving.
31:20Where we are. Yeah, shove it that way.
31:22Yeah.
31:24Oh my Christ,
31:26it's like The Exorcist. With your hands
31:28on it, you don't... There was nothing
31:30touching the planchette.
31:32Don't you dare bring
31:34science and fact into this, Jane. Okay.
31:36Sorry.
31:38Oh, hang on.
31:40Did anyone see that? What?
31:42What? What did we miss?
31:44The rosary just moved. I swear to God.
31:46I swear to God it just moved.
31:48What's moving? Do you see anything? I don't see
31:50shit. No, I didn't find anything. Did anyone
31:52else see that? No. What are you feeling?
31:54Oh my God, watch. Oh my God.
31:56Did you see that? Oh my God, the beads are moving.
31:58Oh my God.
32:00Oh, I seen her then.
32:02Do you believe now?
32:04I want to check under the table.
32:06I want to see if there's magnets in her
32:08leggings. Do you think it needs to
32:10be Claire that finishes this,
32:12that closes the doorway that she opened?
32:14They make such a
32:16drama out of this, don't they?
32:18She's got to get rid of it now. She's got to
32:20close the door now behind her. Yeah, and
32:22say ta-ra, innit?
32:24Ta-ra?
32:26It's draining her energy,
32:28and if we don't take action, it could
32:30lead to possession.
32:32Jesus,
32:34not possession in the 1970s,
32:36Sammy. You don't want possession.
32:38I do not want to see Claire pretending to be
32:40possessed. We're going to walk through that
32:42light. We're going one,
32:44we're going two,
32:46we're going three.
32:48If this all fails, he wants me in auction here,
32:50doesn't he?
32:52What do you see, Claire?
32:56Stop it with me flapjacks.
32:58It's like a bull stood on his
33:00back legs with wings. A bull
33:02stood on his back legs with
33:04wings? A bull?
33:06Jesus Christ.
33:08Tell it it cannot have you, Claire.
33:10Go on, Claire. Tell it to piss off.
33:12Say it like you mean it, Claire. Come on.
33:14You can't have me.
33:16Get out of my life.
33:20Goodbye.
33:22Aw.
33:26It's going away.
33:28All she had to do was say, can you go?
33:30But it's gone.
33:32This programme always leaves more questions
33:34than answers, doesn't it, really? Yeah, the big question is
33:36why do we keep watching it?
33:44I'm sorry.
33:46Did I show you what my friend Lucy bought me
33:48for Christmas? No.
33:50Oh, stop it. Look at it, Simon.
33:52Rose gold.
33:54You're doing podcasting? Karaoke.
33:56Simon and his sister
33:58Jane. So I've made
34:00up my mind, it must come to
34:02an end. Oh, I'm right into this.
34:06Look at me now.
34:08Will I ever learn? I don't know
34:10how. Enough.
34:12On Tuesday, our favourite
34:14telecop had gone back to his
34:16roots for a creepy new drama
34:18on Prime Video. Hey, it's got
34:20Martin Compson in this, Soph. He's playing
34:22a Scottish bloke called Martin.
34:24Are you set? You got all you need?
34:26Coffee? Peanuts?
34:28Yeah. Rock and roll?
34:30I've been looking
34:32forward to this drama. I bet you, I wonder why.
34:34I know, Martin Compson.
34:36You'll be drooling all over him.
34:38I hope he's not talking Scottish though, cos I can't,
34:40I struggle to understand what he's saying.
34:42You could be a stalker.
34:44I'll be there yet.
34:46We are in
34:48deep and angry.
34:50Where are we?
34:52Welcome to Glasgow, kids.
34:54Glasgow? Is that Edinburgh?
34:56Do we have the whole thing?
34:58Not the whole thing, we don't have the basement.
35:00They don't own the basement.
35:02Everything comes about the basement.
35:04Well, I won't mind him coming
35:06about my basement, I'll tell you now.
35:08I'm gonna clean the biggest bed.
35:10Their hallway is bigger than my flat.
35:12It's massive, Simon.
35:14Hey, look. What is it?
35:16I don't know. What, a gift already?
35:18That's like you, that Julie.
35:20I wish that turned up before we even get in the house.
35:22What is that? Is that a box of biscuits?
35:24Here's to good neighbours,
35:26see you soon.
35:28Jan, 9A basement flat.
35:30She is.
35:32I'd still be worried.
35:34If it were a family circle, I'd dig right in,
35:36but cos it's in a tupperware box, you don't know the preparation
35:38situation. Yeah.
35:40Can we have takeaway pizza?
35:42I don't know, maybe. We'll see.
35:44Well, they've just moved into a new house,
35:46if there's ever an excuse for a takeaway.
35:48Who's that?
35:50That's the basement.
35:52That don't look like a woman.
35:54I was just thinking that.
35:56Jen, don't look like a woman creeping into that room.
35:58You guys must be thirsty.
36:00Here, Paul, have a drink.
36:02There's no time for drinks, Mum.
36:04Oh, who's this?
36:06Who's that? Is it Jan?
36:08Hi.
36:10Hello.
36:12I'm from downstairs, and I wondered
36:14if you'd like some pizza?
36:16Oh!
36:18That's a bit spooky.
36:20The kids have just been saying that they wanted pizza upstairs.
36:22I heard them say pizza,
36:24and now it's cooked on fucking pizza, and is he called Jan?
36:26Is that Jan? What is happening?
36:28This is Fay and Paul.
36:30I'm Rebecca, this is Martin.
36:32I'm Martin Compton.
36:34You might have seen me on the line of duty.
36:36You must be Jan.
36:38Yeah.
36:40I'm suspicious of that zip-up cardigan.
36:42It gives me bad vibes.
36:44I have to put my finger on it.
36:46I don't know whether it's nice or it's...
36:48Creepy. It's creepy.
36:52Oh, and I like that jumper.
36:56Oh, of course it is.
36:58The friendly neighbour.
37:00Jan.
37:02What's he bringing now?
37:04Lentil soup.
37:06Do you like lentil soup?
37:08I made too much, so... Soup?
37:10Right, you're going down in my esteem now.
37:12I love lentil soup.
37:14Yeah. Thank you.
37:16No, you don't. Don't lie. Nobody likes lentil soup.
37:18I do. So, thank you.
37:20Can I come in?
37:26Oh, God, he's just watching us slurp the soup.
37:28Yeah.
37:30Can I just say...
37:32No, don't say it. What?
37:34You're beautiful.
37:36That's a lovely colour on you.
37:38It's beautiful. I knew it.
37:40That's creepy.
37:42Cut the small talk. Make excuses. Get him out of there.
37:46I was thinking earlier.
37:48Is this a good top? And you like it.
37:50And I like it too.
37:52No. Stop being nice.
37:54OK, that's a really weird thing to be talking about
37:56with someone that you don't know.
37:58Take a chill pill, Jan.
38:00Why is he so intense?
38:04I think she's going to take
38:06some food to him now.
38:08I think she's returning the Tupperware
38:10because people never return Tupperware.
38:12I've got a bowl of mums I need to get back.
38:14Hi.
38:16My version of lentil soup.
38:18I hope you like a vanilla slice.
38:20It's one of my guilty pleasures.
38:22What are you going to do with this vanilla slice?
38:24Sniff it.
38:26Bad. Jesus.
38:28Enjoy.
38:30Bye.
38:32I don't think she should have done that, Leigh.
38:34He is smitten, isn't he?
38:36Oh, um...
38:42Oh, roses.
38:44And a card.
38:46What does it say?
38:48You invited me in.
38:50And when I said you looked lovely, you said you liked it.
38:52Oh!
38:54He's stretching the truth there.
38:56I like watching you.
38:58What?
39:00Oh, it's a foyer.
39:02And one electro-vanilla slice.
39:04To be fair to you, I'm the only way
39:06you can eat a vanilla slice is by licking it.
39:08What vanilla slice?
39:10Well, he brought me some soup.
39:12And then he's licking your vanilla slice?
39:14And then he's licking your vanilla slice?
39:16Yes, I took him a cake as a gesture.
39:18That's the thing, they'd be pissing me off.
39:20Why are we feeding the fucking neighbours?
39:22It would be the fact that he's a creep.
39:26The fact that Paige would have
39:28given away a vanilla slice.
39:30Oh!
39:32He's got a kick-off.
39:34You leave my wife's vanilla slice alone.
39:36Only one man licks my wife's vanilla slice.
39:38And that's me.
39:40Unacceptable!
39:42Unacceptable and inappropriate!
39:44Unacceptable!
39:50Oh, look at him.
39:52Isn't that happy?
39:54I don't like the way Jan's looking.
39:56Is he angry?
39:58Is he scared?
40:00So, what did he say?
40:02Fuck all. I didn't get to speak to him.
40:04He apologised.
40:06Did he?
40:08No, he didn't.
40:10I mean, he wouldn't come out, but from the other side of the door
40:12he said sorry.
40:14I never heard him say that.
40:18How do you feel?
40:20Really sad.
40:22You know.
40:24Oh my God, is he listening in to them?
40:26Bloody hell, it's like a mouthful.
40:28And we came here for a better life.
40:32He's listening.
40:40Since when does a router have a microphone in it?
40:42You've got that router, haven't you?
40:44Get rid of the mixer. I ain't having it.
40:46If people hacked my router,
40:48they'd hear a lot of crying and shouting.
40:50Just crying and shouting.
40:52So your router wouldn't be worth hacking.
40:54No, it'd be very noisy.
40:56Same with mine, to be honest. You'd hear my dad moaning.
40:58Not in that way.
41:04Inca Philly.
41:06Come on in, bud. Move up.
41:08Dave and his wife, Shirley.
41:10We need a hoist.
41:12Hoist?
41:14Jesus.
41:16Come here, babe.
41:18What's he saying?
41:20Paula?
41:22Get the other one, Jess. Come on.
41:24What's he saying about my boy?
41:26On Sunday, there was only one thing
41:28dominating the headlines on ITV.
41:30Is it brown?
41:32Is it black? Is it faded black?
41:34That's definitely not black.
41:36Is it mauve? What's mauve?
41:38Do you think they're going to lay on extra news bulletins
41:40now there's so much happening?
41:42What used to happen in a month
41:44seems to be happening day by day.
41:46Yeah.
41:48Gathering European leaders in London
41:50What they do next, Keir Starmer called it
41:52a crossroads in history.
41:54This is massive, Jane.
41:56If America and Europe
41:58aren't as one,
42:00this screws up the whole world order.
42:02After the soap operatic bust-up
42:04between President Trump and President Zelensky
42:06on Friday, Keir Starmer wants to
42:08secure our future by convening
42:10European and international leaders
42:12in Lancaster House in London.
42:14Do you know what? Fair play to him.
42:16Fair play to him for getting all these
42:18people together and trying to
42:20sort something out. I think this to me
42:22is solidarity, this.
42:24Yes, for the Europeans. We're all Europeans.
42:26And then the war leader.
42:28Ah, here he comes.
42:30He's the man of the moment.
42:32Look at little Zelensky. Isn't he a brave chap?
42:34The emergency summit
42:36started with Starmer pledging personal support
42:38to Ukraine and said all the leaders
42:40around the table were with Zelensky.
42:42We actually don't look like a set of
42:44idiots for once, do we?
42:46Keir Starmer is at the helm
42:48of these negotiations. He's doing us proud.
42:50This is very smart
42:52of Sir Keir Starmer. He's saying
42:54yes, we're with Trump.
42:56We love America.
42:58We're also Europe and we are with
43:00Zelensky as well. He's playing them
43:02both and saying I can bridge you.
43:04Two and a half hours later he confirmed
43:06that he and France's President Macron
43:08will be the bridge between
43:10Zelensky and Trump.
43:12Were you there?
43:14But Nati,
43:16this is like when you and I had
43:18Doug living here and he
43:20was the human buffer between us.
43:22And then we got on so well
43:24because Doug would say
43:26Giles, Mary wants to know
43:28if you could
43:30mow the lawn or something
43:32and instead of you
43:34saying of course I can't
43:36you would say to Doug yes,
43:38that's fine, I'll do it in a minute.
43:40We've agreed that the UK,
43:42France and others
43:44will work with Ukraine on a plan
43:46to stop the fighting.
43:48Then we'll discuss that plan
43:50with the United States.
43:52Basically what we're going to do is just do
43:54whatever the United States wants to do.
43:56We're going to go to them with a plan to stop
43:58the fighting and they're going to say
44:00no.
44:02The UK is prepared to back this
44:04with boots on the ground
44:06and planes in the air.
44:08Boots on the ground?
44:10Massive.
44:12This is war talk. This is actual war talk
44:14Daniela. Is there now
44:16a more real prospect
44:18of Britain
44:20being at war with Russia?
44:22Can you rule that out?
44:24I really don't want to be at war with Russia.
44:26I don't think you can rule it out
44:28no matter what you do Robert
44:30to be honest because that Putin
44:32is not right in the head.
44:34The one thing our history tells us
44:36is that if there is conflict
44:38in Europe it will wash up on our
44:40shores.
44:42He ain't saying no.
44:44They're hoping that by taking a stance all together
44:46with this coalition that it's going to
44:48avoid conflict and that Russia will
44:50back down or back off.
44:52You know how on every episode of Power Rangers
44:54they'd always be against one big
44:56bad thing and then at the
44:58end of the episode all the different
45:00Power Rangers would get together
45:02and make that super big Power Ranger robot.
45:04That's what's happening.
45:08.
45:10.
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