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00:00This stream has been put together by my editor, Chloe.
00:03She has been doing something on my computer.
00:07I- what the f- YouTube?
00:09Is that a- oh god, I don't want that!
00:12Hi, Daniel! Okay, alright.
00:14Um, my computer's been left unattended for like the last five hours today.
00:20I sh- I don't-
00:22Okay, alright, yeah, no, it's good to see you, Chloe!
00:25I've basically let her do whatever she wants.
00:26I don't know what's going to happen on today's stream.
00:29My only instructions are, play Bellatro.
00:31Uh, we're all in this together.
00:33Goodbye, Chloe!
00:35This is live! This is live!
00:40Okay, hello!
00:42Let me introduce you to the ART game, Chaos Mod.
00:44Okay, sure!
00:45I set up a few things that chat can play with this stream.
00:49Be warned, things are likely to break.
00:51When they do, pretend nothing has happened.
00:54Service conditions apply, anything can go wrong.
00:56Okay, let's do this!
00:57Hey, me, take it away.
00:58Um, I've already added this character.
01:00Apparently, I just suck.
01:03Hell, Daniel!
01:05Hi, chat!
01:06Is this supposed to be hell?
01:08The chat can play- is it supposed to loop?
01:11Just ignore it.
01:14Clapping chat now to applause.
01:16Hello, Daniel!
01:20Oh god, oh god, everyone's clapping!
01:24Oh!
01:25I-
01:27Oh!
01:28Wait!
01:31Oh my god, wait, no, hang on.
01:33I can press F5 to give up-
01:36Oh yeah, no, I appreciate the elevator music.
01:39Okay, so we have- we have control of the stream again.
01:42All right, I got a Jolly Joker.
01:44I'm uh, I'm looking for some pears.
01:48Everyone clap!
01:49Thank- thank you, Chloe.
01:51Thank you, the technical difficulties have been fixed.
01:53Thank you, everyone.
01:55That- that- okay, calm down!
01:57That's so YouTube loud.
01:59The Tribidor, plus two hand size, minus one hand each round.
02:02I actually quite like this Joker.
02:04I- the hand size and that is great.
02:06We're gonna go like, mime for Baron.
02:08Like, every other run.
02:09Trousers?
02:10Oh, that- those are the two pair trousers!
02:12No, you're right!
02:13You know, I can sell the Midas mask.
02:15I've got like, my money's worth.
02:16Let's get trousers.
02:17Upgrade my pants.
02:22Oh, look at that!
02:25I-
02:26I-
02:28I- I did it!
02:30I opened an Arcana pack!
02:32Wow, you really got that hermit, let me tell you.
02:35Give me that discard voucher as well.
02:37Arguably, that's the bigger deal.
02:38Arguably, that's what the fireworks should be for, is just getting the discard voucher.
02:41I can- I can get some free negatives already?
02:44Oh-ho-ho!
02:46Okay, chat.
02:47What?
02:47It's boss time.
02:48Find the secret word together and activate the first level of the night.
02:53But what- what the-
02:54YouTube!
02:55What does that mean?
02:56Is there a meter?
02:58Congratulations, chat.
02:59What?
02:59We are now activating level one.
03:02What?
03:02Congratulations, chat.
03:03What's level one?
03:04We are now activating level one.
03:06Congratulations, chat.
03:07What's level one?
03:08Congratulations, we are now activating level one.
03:10Okay, yeah, I think it's-
03:14Oh my god, no!
03:17We're here.
03:18I- hey, we're still stuck in the elevator.
03:22Okay, no, we- we made our floor.
03:24All right, we made our floor.
03:25We're okay.
03:27Great, a red card.
03:30It's not even red.
03:31I kind of want to reroll so I could start getting stuff.
03:34Oh, this is dangerous.
03:39Okay, just take it.
03:40This can't be good.
03:41I have a mime.
03:43I- I kind of want a mime.
03:45I have Troubadour as well.
03:46Like, we could start going to the moon.
03:48Maybe I just, like, sack madness immediately.
03:51You beat the high score.
03:53Oh, thank you.
03:55Okay, I got- I got- I gotta take on mime.
03:57Um, do I chance this?
04:00What did he eat?
04:01He ate my red card.
04:03Great albatross!
04:04Good birdie!
04:08I, uh, I- I don't want to just die.
04:11Great albatross!
04:13Great albatross!
04:16I think this is save the run.
04:18That's a good albatross.
04:19All right, I gotta- I gotta start getting the kings.
04:22And I'm- I'm gonna- I'm gonna need way more chariots, uh, for mime to carry us through from here.
04:30Amazing.
04:31Shoot the moon.
04:32I think that actually works with mime.
04:34Yeah, you- you- you- you gotta go, bud.
04:36You gotta go.
04:37We're- we're getting too many things here that we can actually use.
04:41Uh, I need- I need to make something else.
04:43YouTube!
04:45That wasn't me!
04:47That wasn't me!
04:48I- I- I need to make something else of steel.
04:50Here we go.
04:50YouTube!
04:51That one's terrifying.
04:53All right, calm down.
04:54Is this enough?
05:00Yeah, that's enough.
05:00Okay.
05:03Mime is all powerful.
05:04Yeah, I can get some- I can get a hierophant.
05:08Oh, uh, thank you.
05:12I did this.
05:13Okay, I- I think I can afford to do one high chariot on its own.
05:16One, two, three, four, five, six-
05:22Go on ten.
05:23Seven, eight, nine, ten.
05:28Knockout!
05:30There we go.
05:30We go on ten.
05:34That's pretty good.
05:35This gave me an immolate.
05:36All right, just give me- give me a standard pair.
05:41There we go.
05:42Standard pair, that's it.
05:43We're good.
05:44That- I don't think that was me.
05:51Congratulations, we did it.
05:53Clap and chat now to applause.
05:55Clap for me.
06:00God, it's a little painful on the ears.
06:03I really want to use immolate, but I keep drawing on my queen.
06:05Okay, chat.
06:06It's boss time.
06:08Find the secret word together and activate level two.
06:11I'm just gonna level up my trans.
06:16That was instant.
06:19Oh, that took you no time.
06:21That took you no time.
06:23I think you got it, chat.
06:26Congratulations, god damn it.
06:30I think we have it.
06:32Thank god.
06:33I can't leave the elevator.
06:38Okay, good job just being laughed at.
06:41I would like to get off the elevator.
06:43Please let me off this elevator.
06:48I can't- I can't leave.
06:51I can get a steel joker.
06:53That actually might be good.
06:55That might help me stay alive longer.
07:02Oh, thank god.
07:03Okay, we're free.
07:04I don't want to try our like lucky fours here.
07:09It has an arrow.
07:10Dude has a jonkler.
07:12Nice.
07:14Nice.
07:14Nice.
07:15Nice.
07:17Nice.
07:19Okay, uh, let's get- let's get a nice high car-
07:24Oh, look here!
07:26That's crazy.
07:32Okay, mime and queens are carrying us.
07:35I'm looking for red seals.
07:37Oh, but that- oh, this is just a steel king.
07:41I think I just take that.
07:44I think that's too good.
07:45Steel king- yeah, okay, all right.
07:47God, all these bilateral streamers do is mime Baron builds.
07:50The game.
07:53I'm not- I'm not in the round at the moment.
07:56It's fine.
07:57I feel like I'm just being judged.
08:02Okay, hello.
08:03YouTube.
08:05Is that raps?
08:06I think that was-
08:08This can now be placed in your bag.
08:12Oh!
08:13Yep, thank you.
08:16Zero chips.
08:19Oh god!
08:23I don't like that.
08:26Oh, hey, it's me.
08:27I can take a hieroglyph.
08:28I only get two hands around now, which seems a little dangerous.
08:33Okay, chat, it's boss time.
08:36Find the secret word together and activate level three.
08:39Left or right?
08:41Surely this one's got to be more obscure.
08:44Congratulations, chat.
08:45How?
08:46It's no time!
08:49Cut!
08:50I turned it off.
08:51I don't know.
08:51We get-
08:51Attention, attention.
08:54Please wait!
08:55Zelfahula needs to use the bathroom.
09:00Someone needs to take a shit.
09:02Okay, pause the stream.
09:04It's a bathroom break.
09:06I can't-
09:07I can't keep playing.
09:09I gotta wait.
09:10Please finish using the toilet.
09:12This is a long bathroom break.
09:14Okay, thank god.
09:16I think I'm trapped in the elevator again.
09:18Do I go for the rare joker?
09:19It could be blueprint.
09:23Oh, wait, wait, wait.
09:23I forgot.
09:24I forgot to play an article.
09:27I'm trapped in this YouTube elevator.
09:29I can't get out.
09:31I-
09:33Oh, hello.
09:35Okay, it's good to see you.
09:37Okay, now take it easy.
09:46There we go, we're good.
09:49Okay, come on.
09:50There's got to be a blueprint.
09:51I have six rare tags.
09:53Please.
09:54Oh, it immediately gave me baron.
09:58Yeah, that-
09:59That deserves it.
10:00Um, I think-
10:00Activating.
10:02Wait, Dan.
10:03Are you wearing your glasses?
10:05I can't see very well.
10:07YouTube.
10:08Does anyone remember where the cards were?
10:10I got-
10:10I want to get the burnt joker.
10:13My prescription's a little different than I remember.
10:16Okay, thank you.
10:17Do I take a burnt joker?
10:19Is burnt joker better than plus one hand size?
10:22I think it's got to be steel.
10:24Okay, get rid of that.
10:26I'm gonna use this too.
10:29Give me you.
10:30Do I sacrifice hand size?
10:32Activating nap time.
10:33Dan, I think chat's getting tired.
10:36They can barely keep their eyes open.
10:38It's getting dark.
10:39Hang on, no.
10:40No, it's getting dark.
10:42I got-
10:43Keep your eyes open, chat.
10:46I need to find the blueprint.
10:49It's in here somewhere.
10:51Statue.
10:51Attention, attention please.
10:53This chatter needs to use the bathroom.
10:55Okay, all right.
10:56We are going to take a mandatory bathroom break.
10:59No, I'm in the elevator again.
11:01I'm in the elevator.
11:02Yeah, go piss, girl.
11:03Okay, hang on.
11:04You've been blocked.
11:05You're not allowed to see your consumables for a while.
11:07Hope you remember that.
11:08I don't think I had any.
11:10I don't think I had any.
11:12I got blocked.
11:13I'm just gonna go on incognito browser.
11:17What's happening?
11:18Okay, hang on.
11:19I- I got-
11:20I gotta get away from it fast.
11:24Oh my god, I almost lost that hand.
11:27No, I'm good.
11:28I'm good.
11:28Okay, all right.
11:30He's just- he's just hanging about.
11:33Oh my god, it gave us a brainstorm.
11:35Okay, we're- we're so in business.
11:37What do I- I have to get rid of something for this.
11:38Yeah, I- I- I think I just do this.
11:42Brainstorm and I'll put that on mine.
11:45Then redeem.
11:46We should- we- I mean, we should- we should just win, I think, with this.
11:52Thank you for the- I know, it's hilarious.
11:54Like, the baron activating as well and mime.
11:57Yeah, it's not even close now.
11:59It's not even close.
12:00We're on, like, 10 million.
12:01So I just need to left and the right card.
12:06Okay.
12:08Thank you for the Wii Shop channel.
12:10Uh, convert the left card into the right card again.
12:16Left and the right.
12:19These bosses are very uncomfortable.
12:22I'm so on edge.
12:25DNA is huge, especially because we have that brainstorm.
12:31Um, so now I can just brain- like, get more kings.
12:36And even with that, it's actually better than the juggler because it adds two to my hand.
12:42There we go.
12:44Somehow we got baron mime.
12:47There we go.
12:49Somehow we got baron mime.
12:51Blueprint.
12:52Endless mode.
12:53Attention.
12:54Attention, please.
12:56No, not again!
12:57Use the bathroom.
12:58We are going to take Amanda to the bathroom.
13:00Stop needing the bathroom.
13:01Please go and use the restroom now.
13:03Come on, kill.
13:04Hurry up.
13:06Everyone is waiting on you.
13:07People are laughing at you.
13:09Activating TV.
13:10No!
13:13Can I try and face that after each hand played?
13:15I should only need one hand.
13:17Thankfully, like, the color of my suit doesn't matter too much here.
13:20This one was a- this one was steel.
13:23There we go.
13:261930s velatro.
13:29You earned a bronze medal.
13:31Oh, thank you.
13:32Activating.
13:33Oh god!
13:35Are you drunk?
13:36Why is the screen like this?
13:38There's a king there, hang on.
13:42Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
13:44Please click the subscribe button.
13:46If you don't subscribe, it's not gonna go back.
13:48I know where you live.
13:50It's not gonna go back if you don't sub.
13:54Left card.
13:54Activating rotation.
13:55No!
13:58Oh, this one's rough.
14:01All right, convert the left card into the right card, chat.
14:05That's the left.
14:06That's the right.
14:09What the fuck is happening?
14:12Why are we here?
14:13Are we just stuck here?
14:14I can't get back to the game.
14:19God, I got real good at Monkey Wild.
14:20Wait, what was that?
14:23What happened to my hand?
14:24I know, why?
14:26There's a fake hand.
14:28Okay.
14:31Just play this.
14:32Yeah, there's the fake hand.
14:33Get rid of it.
14:35Get rid of it.
14:36My cards are being covered.
14:39And we hit E.
14:40Okay, all right, we're free.
14:41The fake hand is gone.
14:42What's this?
14:44That's my Baron.
14:46What is that?
14:48That's Baron.
14:49He's really helping the run.
14:50Why are you watching this?
14:54That's a Baron.
14:55It's just a Baron.
14:57Just one Pluto.
14:59No!
15:01I hate this one.
15:02I just gotta go real slow.
15:05Okay, let's just get a king down.
15:08There we go.
15:0914 million should be easy.
15:14God, that fake hand.
15:19Not my consumables.
15:20Okay, I didn't have any.
15:22Well, okay.
15:24Look, I still know he's there.
15:26You know, I think this is good.
15:31Wait, Dan, are you wearing your glasses?
15:34I've got them on.
15:35I can't see very well.
15:36I've got them on.
15:36You can stop asking.
15:40I think one of these is Pluto.
15:44Well, that was a close one.
15:46Oh, I just wore off in time.
15:53Stop giving me the fake hand.
15:54Yeah, I think we're good here, chat.
15:57Hey.
15:59Thanks for watching this live stream.
16:01Yeah, no problem.
16:02I just need to get like a blueprint.
16:05Like, what else am I looking for?
16:06There's like another hand size one, I think.
16:08Clap and chat now.
16:13Please clap.
16:14Please clap.
16:15Thank you, chat.
16:17Thanks for the applause.
16:18I cannot hear myself think anymore.
16:20There's a negative one.
16:21Look how many of these I have.
16:23That could be amazing.
16:28Why did the music change?
16:33This is really loud.
16:35This is-
16:35Oh my god, that's so loud for me.
16:37I don't think this is loud for chat.
16:46We're good.
16:49Attention, attention, please.
16:51Stop, no, stop.
16:52This chat needs to use the bathroom.
16:54We are going to take a mandatory bathroom break.
16:57Please go and use the restroom now.
16:58Everyone needs to pee.
17:00I really want to skip and get the double tags here.
17:02I don't know why I'm doing this.
17:03I really want to skip and get the double tags here, I think.
17:06I think I'm going to do it.
17:07All clubs are debuffed.
17:08I think that's fine.
17:09You want the negatives?
17:10Okay, we get so many free negatives here.
17:13One of these has to be good.
17:16Okay, well the queens-
17:20Okay, these-
17:21The queens have a little bit of value again.
17:25This one's actually pretty good.
17:27That's like just a lot of money.
17:29That seems unnecessary.
17:31Let me just get some more kings.
17:33I'm gonna get some money for that too.
17:42Oh no.
17:43Okay, I gotta try harder here.
17:45Okay, but brainstorm is now going to copy the mime.
17:48So surely this wins.
17:50I should have made some space because Pluto's-
17:54Okay, E12.
17:55Yeah, we're good.
17:56Activating bloom.
17:57Oh no, not the bloom.
17:59There's nothing there.
18:01There's another negative one.
18:02I have two negative ones.
18:03I can- I can go for it again.
18:06Someone's calling for their horse.
18:09No, please!
18:18You guys gotta get like yourselves checked out.
18:21Um, because like this is too many bathroom breaks.
18:24People have bowel problems in my chat tonight.
18:27Everyone needs to go.
18:28Oh, I need to get E13.
18:29Oh, I might not get this.
18:30Hang on.
18:33I might need more here.
18:37Whip, brainstorm.
18:41On mime, it should be okay.
18:45Number go up.
18:48Let's see how much this gives us on its own.
18:50Yeah, that's more than enough.
18:51Plus five hand size.
18:53The bean.
18:54Okay, but this is- this is like such a band-aid fix.
18:57Have I got- I mean, I- I think I've got enough with DNA.
18:59Activating bloom.
19:01No, please!
19:02Okay, DNA, you gotta go.
19:04The- in- in the bean we trust for maximum hand size.
19:08I- I think I want to get the negatives here.
19:12Okay, so start with zero discards.
19:14This one is scary, but also look at our hand size.
19:17Please just copy the baron.
19:18Um, I don't think- I don't think it matters which one it's on.
19:22I think it's the same.
19:23Okay, I'm gonna- I'm gonna- let me- let me swap it.
19:28There you go.
19:29Satisfied chatter.
19:33And we still have enough.
19:34Negative hack and hallucination.
19:37I don't think these are the negatives I wanted.
19:41Okay, I mean, this is potentially good because we can generate a lot of money.
19:47Oh, this is amazing.
19:49Okay, but how- how do I get this in my hand without dying?
19:52I think I have to keep the bean, but get rid of troubadour, and then invisible joker,
19:57and then hopefully it hits like- we just reduce it down.
20:00So it's like on mime or brainstorm or something.
20:06I need this invisible joker.
20:16I'm hoping this is enough.
20:17It might not be.
20:22Come on.
20:25Oh, it's gonna be close.
20:28Uh, one more time.
20:30Why is it bandicam?
20:32Okay, uh, one more time.
20:34I think I- stop going to the bathroom.
20:38Joke's on you if the hand is still playing.
20:40Joke's on you.
20:42You can't stop it.
20:43Joke's on you.
20:44Unfortunately, I drew this 10.
20:46This might kill me.
20:47Actually, I think I just play this because otherwise if I keep this-
20:52I- I think I just play this.
20:54And then I still have all the kings of my hand.
20:56Okay, all right.
20:57This- this is gonna be a funky round.
21:00Okay, all right.
21:02This is a tense round of monkey watch.
21:06It might be the final round, honestly.
21:08It really might be the final round.
21:09Let's just enjoy our round of monkey watch.
21:12That's me.
21:13See, we made it.
21:14Okay, what I can do-
21:17Start telling the negatives.
21:19The knife will save us.
21:25I mean, maybe.
21:28But I would have to get rid of Invisible Joker again.
21:31What- what is the boss blind?
21:33All spades are debuffed.
21:34That's actually particularly bad.
21:36I think I might just barely get through this one, okay?
21:40This is just every discarded six.
21:41That doesn't help us.
21:43Can I- can I brainstorm a bean?
21:48That's the game.
21:49I have to wait.
21:51Chloe, can we just force them out of the bathroom?
21:54Can we just like finish their poop for them?
21:58Or can we just get back to it?
21:59To be fair, Dan, the line is quite long.
22:02Force them out mid piss.
22:04Like, just the piss goes back up.
22:06Okay, let's- let's see if we can get this.
22:08Come on.
22:11We might just barely get it.
22:13We got like two last round.
22:17Oh, but we're down a bean, I think.
22:20Oh, no.
22:22I think it's just over.
22:23Yep, I think it's sadly over.
22:28We were so close to glory.
22:35We were so close to glory.
22:39I mean, I'll- I'll cas- I'll take a casual E16 on a random seed run.
22:48That's a bit mean.
22:50That's a bit mean.
22:52I still think we did pretty-
22:53Okay, chat.
22:54I know you want level four madness.
22:56All you have to do is spell my name correctly.
22:59Come on.
23:00I know you want it.
23:01Congratulations, chat.
23:03I'm sorry, but-
23:04That was quick.
23:04Oh, they're calling.
23:05Congratulations, chat.
23:06I should just call.
23:07I don't want to pick up.
23:08I'm sorry, but all hell is about to break loose.
23:10I don't want to pick up.
23:14No.
23:16No.
23:17Oh.
23:18It confuses me, man.
23:20No.
23:21Block the screen.
23:22I can't click it.
23:25Yeah, block it.
23:26Block it.
23:27Chat has decided to block you from streaming.
23:30The stream will conclude in 60 seconds.
23:33Why is the music looping?
23:37Um, thank you, everyone that subbed Gabe Fitz.
23:43Thank you, Chloe.
23:46Thank you, Sophie.
23:50I-
23:53I can't hear myself think.
23:55Why does it keep looping?