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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
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YouLOL Originals presents 'Your Honor,' a one-of-a-kind vodcast that combines satire, showbiz, trending issues, and chismis.
Hindi ito Senado. Hindi rin ito Kongreso. Pero may hearing dito. Samahan sina Buboy Villar at Tuesday Vargas na imbestigahan ang iba’t ibang mga isyu natin sa life kasama ang mga celebrity resource person. Seryosong usapan pero matatawa ka. Gano'n naman ang hearing, 'di ba?
Catch the weekly session every Saturday, 7:15 pm, after Pepito Manaloto, on YouLOL livestream. Full episodes are available on YouTube, Spotify, and Apple Podcast.
For more 'Your Honor' Highlights, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmDqWGCl_2PTdPgbrtob4VDN
For more 'Your Honor' Full Episode, click the link below:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmD6lOsY527r14_AkfuTOkX7
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00:00What do men talk about when they're alone?
00:05Of course, they say that what we're talking about has a lot of vulgarities.
00:09Yes.
00:10Yes, it's already there.
00:12But we're really talking about a lot of things.
00:14Not just women.
00:16Like?
00:17Like gardening.
00:19You know, you're good at hiding each other's secrets.
00:22What's the bro code?
00:23When we're with each other, no one will admit it.
00:26That's the number one rule that my dad told me.
00:27Don't admit it.
00:28You're even fighting with other men.
00:31We have a wall, right?
00:32But seriously, when a man tells a story,
00:35once it's removed, it's gone.
00:37Yes.
00:37Let's talk about that.
00:39Your problem is serious. Let's get a massage.
00:40When we're talking about it, I thought we can't open it.
00:43When your friend texts you,
00:45told two bots,
00:46whatever you're doing,
00:47go to the side first.
00:48That's serious.
00:49If you want to go to your house,
00:50go to the side first,
00:51get ready for two cases.
00:53Yes.
00:54I'm excited.
00:54What's his problem?
00:56Hearing is now in session in 3, 2, 1.
01:20Hey, what are you guys talking about?
01:22Nothing, Madam Chair.
01:24Nothing, Madam Chair.
01:25We're just talking about men.
01:26He's just asking.
01:27You don't want to tell him?
01:28Wait, Madam Chair.
01:29We're about to finish.
01:30Yes.
01:31Oh my.
01:32Okay.
01:33Since you're telling me what you're talking about,
01:35I'll change the topic of our discussion today.
01:38Huh?
01:39What are you talking about?
01:41What's the cause of inflation?
01:42Wow.
01:43When did we talk about the causes of inflation?
01:46Shut up.
01:47We don't have that kind of topic, Your Honor.
01:49I know that.
01:50That's your secret.
01:51That's why you're the only one we're going to investigate.
01:53Hey, Madam Chair.
01:54What are you going to investigate?
01:55We're clean.
01:56Okay.
01:57Since you don't want me to join the conversation,
01:59we're going to investigate today
02:01and we're going to talk about
02:02what really drives men
02:05when you're the only one talking.
02:07We're going to change the Bible verse.
02:11Hey, hey, hey.
02:12We want...
02:14Gardening.
02:15Yes.
02:16It's painful.
02:17I always say,
02:18you have to wake up by 7
02:20because the garbage will be there by 8 AM.
02:23I'm going to make pabo and chicken.
02:26We're going to reveal all your secrets.
02:29Resource persons, are you ready?
02:31What?
02:32What?
02:33This is okay.
02:34Don't leave.
02:35I will charge you in contempt.
02:36Stay.
02:37Stay.
02:38I have a headache.
02:39I have a headache.
02:40Yes.
02:41Sorry, Madam Chair.
02:42Of course.
02:43What are we going to do?
02:44Let's continue.
02:45Sorry, Madam Chair.
02:46Before we let our resource persons go,
02:48let's give a round of applause to
02:49Zefka Dayon and Jason Garza.
02:51Thank you so much.
02:54Please rise for your honor,
02:55Madam Chair Tuesday Vargas.
02:57Thank you so much.
02:59Thank you so much.
03:01I'm going to change it.
03:02Please remain standing for Buboy Villar.
03:06Can I sit down?
03:07Yes, you can.
03:08Not the whole show.
03:09It's your show.
03:10Right?
03:11Yes.
03:12Thank you for having us.
03:13Just talk.
03:15Thank you for saying yes.
03:16Yes.
03:17Thank you for having us.
03:18Yes.
03:19Thank you so much.
03:20I miss when you say,
03:21Us?
03:22Oh, yeah.
03:23Yeah, we're the only ones
03:24who say,
03:25Kanyo in Bubble Gang.
03:26We always talk like this.
03:27Me and Zef at the dressing room.
03:29When we do movie reviews,
03:30some people leave us.
03:32Yeah, because we like
03:33the different kind of movies,
03:34like the Pattaya ones.
03:36Just kidding.
03:37It's so morbid.
03:38No, there's a psychological thing.
03:40The prayerful people.
03:43They like to watch
03:44murder mysteries.
03:45Yes.
03:46They said, I don't know.
03:47But you know,
03:48you're confusing me.
03:49Our topic is you.
03:50That's what I'm saying.
03:53I don't care.
03:54If your wives are watching this,
03:55I'll show them everything.
03:56Okay, guys.
03:57Let's start.
03:58Before that,
04:00Really?
04:01You can go ahead.
04:02No.
04:03It's good.
04:04I made a house in Halipa.
04:05I'll stay there for three days.
04:06Three days.
04:08Can I sleep with you
04:09when that happens?
04:10Sure.
04:11Are you guys fighting?
04:12Are you guys fighting?
04:13No, we're kind.
04:14It looks like it.
04:15It looks like it.
04:16We didn't do anything wrong.
04:18I didn't say anything wrong.
04:19You guys are talking nonsense.
04:20You guys are so greedy.
04:22Wait.
04:23Just wear it.
04:24It's colorful.
04:25Yes.
04:26It's the color of kindness.
04:27Yes.
04:28It's white.
04:29That's the color.
04:30I want to put my halo on my bag.
04:31Wow.
04:32Three of these.
04:33Wow.
04:34You're so kind.
04:35Wow.
04:36You're going to be canonized tomorrow.
04:37Stop it.
04:38I'm not going to be canonized.
04:39I'm going to the Pope.
04:41Okay.
04:42Go ahead.
04:43You know,
04:44you guys are greedy.
04:45Raise your right...
04:46What is it?
04:48What is it?
04:49You're outnumbered.
04:50I'm the one who's going to be canonized.
04:51Wait.
04:52Wait.
04:53You're outnumbered.
04:54You're outnumbered.
04:55The gravity here is different.
04:56Oh, it's different.
04:57Yes.
04:58Hello, Ashley Hershey.
04:59Come back here.
05:00I'm outnumbered.
05:01Just kidding.
05:02Anyway, we're going to continue.
05:04Raise your right eyebrows.
05:05Again.
05:06Eyebrows.
05:07Eyebrows.
05:08So that we look like we're a bit crazy.
05:09Okay?
05:10Do you swear to tell the truth,
05:11the whole truth,
05:12and nothing but the truth
05:13so help yourself?
05:14This is okay.
05:15This is okay.
05:16This is okay.
05:17Miss Grace,
05:18you're not going to cook.
05:19Miss Grace,
05:20you're not going to cook.
05:21Your headband should be like this.
05:22Yes.
05:23This is how Tan Felix is.
05:24When they have a family reunion,
05:26they wear headbands.
05:29That's also included in the loot bag
05:30and giveaways.
05:31And when the headband runs out,
05:32this is okay.
05:33Okay?
05:34So our topic today is,
05:36what do men say
05:38when they're alone?
05:41Oh, my.
05:42There.
05:43Let's start with Buboy.
05:44What did you talk about earlier?
05:46Lebron James.
05:47What?
05:48Lebron James.
05:49Lebron James.
05:50So sports.
05:51Sports.
05:53Motorcycle parts.
05:54Yes.
05:55Spark plugs.
05:56Spark plugs.
05:57Spark plugs?
05:58Spark plugs and tuti oil.
05:59There.
06:02So cars and...
06:03Talking about change oil.
06:04Yes.
06:05Just like that.
06:06Something flat.
06:07Bomb it.
06:08Bomb it.
06:09Just like that.
06:10Wet it.
06:11Wet.
06:12Oil.
06:13Because it needs grease.
06:14Yes.
06:15The guests are so deceitful today.
06:17But this is true.
06:18I mean,
06:19they're saying that
06:20what we're talking about
06:21is all nonsense.
06:23Yes.
06:24Oh, there it is.
06:26There it is.
06:27So Sef admitted,
06:28we're just clarifying,
06:30that it's all like that.
06:31When I was young,
06:32before I got married,
06:33it was like that.
06:34Let's greet him first.
06:36Hi.
06:37Hello, I love you so much.
06:38See you later.
06:39I'm with Baby.
06:40Yes.
06:41I'm with her for two weeks.
06:42That's it.
06:43She wakes up early.
06:44Day time?
06:45Yes.
06:46She wakes up early.
06:47You don't need to worry about the bottles.
06:49I'll wash them.
06:51Look away.
06:53Don't listen to this.
06:55But we talked a lot.
06:58Not just about women.
06:59Like?
07:00Like gardening.
07:04Can you be annoying?
07:05Inflation.
07:07Inflation.
07:09Can you be annoying?
07:10Yes, different kind of soils.
07:11Top soils, broken soils, and seaweeds.
07:17No seaweeds oil?
07:18None, sorry.
07:21I've noticed that you guys are very serious when you talk to each other.
07:27Do you guys joke around after a statement?
07:31Is it avoidance?
07:33Are you not that in touch with each other like girls?
07:37Emotions?
07:38No, it's just for a break.
07:40You know, when a guy is about to break up with you, he'll just go straight to you.
07:50For example, you have a problem, bro.
07:53His wife might think,
07:55Bro, what should I do?
07:57I can't hold it anymore.
07:59Sorry, it's not allowed here.
08:01Bro, this is what you should do.
08:05There's a lot.
08:07It's like robots.
08:10There's a suggestion from friends.
08:12It's like when you just stick your head on the tiles in the middle of the day.
08:18It's cold.
08:20There's a lot going on.
08:21See, exactly my point.
08:23My question is too serious.
08:26The question is too serious.
08:28No.
08:29But it helps.
08:31Maybe what we fear is,
08:33for example, we have a wall, right?
08:35But seriously, when a guy is about to break up with you,
08:38once it's removed, it's gone.
08:41We can't stop it.
08:43No problem.
08:44Anxiety, fears, it's gone.
08:47You think you're the only one feeling it,
08:49but your partner is also feeling it.
08:52It's relatable.
08:53Yes, it's relatable.
08:54It's said that guys are like that when the floodgates are open.
08:58It's like when you open the floodgates, it's still there.
09:02It's different.
09:04It's a good thing you have that.
09:06Is this common?
09:08When you don't open up,
09:10it's like you're choosing a situation or a person.
09:13It depends on the person you're talking to.
09:15For example, this is the only person you know.
09:18But if you're close friends,
09:20you'll tell each other stories.
09:25It's different.
09:27I think it's the same for girls.
09:29It's easy for us to share.
09:32We like it more personal than on the phone.
09:34Girls, my wife and her friends,
09:37sometimes it's 4 hours.
09:38It's too long.
09:39We have earphones.
09:41It's a good thing their ears don't itch when they're on the phone.
09:44I said,
09:45Mahal, your ears might itch.
09:47Hello, hello, hello.
09:48I can't hear you.
09:50You guys are too much.
09:51Sorry.
09:52Sorry if we're like that.
09:53That's how we process things.
09:56But you know,
09:57you have more emotional hurts and pains
10:00because you don't verbalize your feelings.
10:03That's our therapy for girls.
10:06Girl, we have a problem.
10:08I don't have a feeling about who we're talking to.
10:13To be honest,
10:14if we notice this,
10:15I often notice this,
10:17we have different tones
10:19in how we call our bro,
10:22bro, tall,
10:23bro, tall, drink.
10:24It depends on how deep your relationship is.
10:29If you don't have a lot of friends,
10:32if you're a bit pretentious because you're in BGC,
10:37bro.
10:38What's up, bro?
10:39But if you're in a group,
10:42tall,
10:43bro,
10:44bro,
10:45cup,
10:46bro,
10:47your left ear is drooping.
10:48Julian, Julian.
10:50Tall.
10:51That's deep.
10:52Tall.
10:53Tall, let's talk about that.
10:55Yes, tall.
10:58You know too much.
10:59You know, tall,
11:00your problem is deep.
11:01Let's get a massage.
11:02Let's talk about that.
11:03I thought we're not going to open this.
11:05You're so annoying.
11:07I'll ask my husband to bring this.
11:09Here it is.
11:11I'm in the tone of bro and bruh.
11:13Why did you get a massage?
11:15You did that all of a sudden.
11:16Sorry.
11:17That's how I relax.
11:19That's historical.
11:21What is it?
11:23You're getting involved.
11:24Who?
11:25I lost him.
11:28I want you to have a name drop.
11:29He's with him.
11:31You know what?
11:32If he doesn't come home,
11:33message him.
11:36I even sent a picture to him.
11:38I'm here at massage.
11:39I did that to him.
11:41Nothing.
11:42Okay, look at this.
11:43Number 16.
11:44So good.
11:45Number 16.
11:46The 17, it's so...
11:47Your feet are dirty.
11:48No, no, no.
11:50I like that.
11:53You know.
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