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00:00She got, like, two meatballs in the back of her a**, you feel me?
00:09What's that supposed to mean?
00:10You got a big booty.
00:11Get the f*** out of my room!
00:16This week on Could've Been Love.
00:18Dr. Umar sees the world of relationship absent of color.
00:22I know they didn't bring Dr. Umar here to evaluate a bunch of non-African queens.
00:27Spiritually transmitted diseases.
00:30That's how I'm growing right there.
00:32Stop thirsting for the white b****.
00:34Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
00:37That's kind of racist.
00:38Maybe, to you.
00:39Shut the f*** up!
00:40I don't want to get in the middle of some freaky business that you got going on with all these girls.
00:45There's no freaky business.
00:46Drew, I'm not into that!
00:47My name is Miss L, and we are here for oral sex education.
00:54I think he would've liked it.
00:57This is the Could've Been Love mud brawl.
01:00Oh! Keep it clean, bro!
01:04And the physical, to the detriment of the intellectual.
01:08Four ladies are going home.
01:10Meatball, why the long face?
01:14Just saying.
01:15Gotta go.
01:24It could've been you.
01:26It could've been me.
01:27It could've been L-O-V-E.
01:30It could've been love.
01:33It could've been.
01:35It could've been love.
01:38It could've been.
01:39While other experts claim the topic of love is as simple as black and white,
01:44this man believes it exists somewhere in the gray.
01:49As literally the number one therapist in the world, Dr. Umar sees the world of relationship absent of color.
01:57Whether black, white, Asian, or midget, it's all clear to him.
02:02I'm hanging out in Georgia with my big brother Drewski.
02:05Could've been love.
02:06Who will be his future queen?
02:08I know they didn't bring Dr. Umar here to evaluate a bunch of non-African queens.
02:13Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
02:16What's going on?
02:17What's up?
02:18Voluptuous woman.
02:19Thinks she might've had a little work done.
02:20That's her business, not mine.
02:22First question.
02:23Your cultural background.
02:24What's your ethnicity?
02:25I'm Lebanese.
02:26I'm Middle Eastern.
02:27As a young Lebanese young lady, why would you be interested in dating a black man?
02:32That's kind of racist.
02:34Maybe.
02:35To you?
02:36God, I don't know who the f**k he think he is.
02:38I don't even know who the f**k that is.
02:40But I'm not f**king with him.
02:42That man is racist as f**k.
02:44Me and Dr. Umar, it's a no-go on the interracial relationships.
02:48Why do you want a black man?
02:49I feel like people don't realize how hard that really is to do.
02:52She's also a good girl.
02:53She understands me.
02:54You know, we met at the club last night and yeah, she's a good woman.
02:59What do you think you bring to the table?
03:01What's three qualities you have that you think would fit perfectly with his life path?
03:06I'm ambitious.
03:07All right.
03:08I have a hustle, like a strong hustle.
03:10Okay.
03:11Good support system.
03:12Yeah.
03:14Yeah, and I'm loyal.
03:15Like, I'm very, very, very loyal.
03:16Okay.
03:17Ambitious, strong hustle, loyal, good support system.
03:21A lot of women would say the same thing.
03:23That's fine.
03:24What separates you?
03:25I am the table.
03:26There ain't nothing more to talk about right now.
03:27Show him.
03:28You can stand up and show him about the table she made.
03:31Okay.
03:32Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
03:33First of all, b**ch, I told you I wasn't a f**king snow bunny.
03:36So why the f**k is you calling me a snow bunny?
03:38You don't even know what the f**k you're talking about and the internet eats you up.
03:41The f**k is really wrong with all y'all that watch him?
03:46He lame as f**k in my books.
03:48I didn't say anything that was offensive.
03:51Asking a non-black woman why you want to marry a black man
03:57when black women don't have enough black men to marry them,
04:03that should have not been offensive.
04:05Like, ain't nobody looking at you.
04:07You see, that's racist.
04:08You're racist.
04:09I don't care to even talk to you no more.
04:10I'm so sorry, I can't talk to him.
04:12When I told her to step up, she said she'd bring the table.
04:16I got you.
04:17You've seen it sit on that shelf.
04:19I got you.
04:20It sit up on that shelf.
04:21It ain't black, but it look like it.
04:23She should have answered that question and not run from it.
04:25You feel me?
04:26Nah, you right.
04:27You got to answer that.
04:28Answer that.
04:29Yeah, you right.
04:30Because you're in America, you know what I mean?
04:31Answer that.
04:32He said black queens over snow bunnies, b**ch, I'm not a snow bunny and even if I was,
04:35why is you saying that?
04:36His first question to me was racist as f**k.
04:39His last conversation was racist as f**k.
04:41Like, shut the f**k up, n***a.
04:43And I know they didn't bring Dr. Umar here to evaluate a bunch of non-African queens.
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05:44Persuasion.
05:45How you doing there?
05:46This is Dr. Umar.
05:47Alright.
05:48Alright.
05:49Dr. Umar.
05:50Dr. Umar.
05:51Yes, indeed.
05:52Yes, indeed.
05:53What's your ethnicity, young lady?
05:54I'm Chinese.
05:55Why are you interested in my brother, Drusky?
05:56He a funny-ass dude.
05:57Okay.
05:58I've seen some of his videos.
05:59Funny.
06:00I think he's genuine.
06:01Okay.
06:02I think he's straight up.
06:03That's real.
06:04But you want to be more than a fan.
06:06What are you bringing to the table that can support his team?
06:07What am I bringing to the table?
06:08You got a point.
06:09I was making fried rice for the whole goddamn team.
06:10Alright.
06:11What else can you do?
06:12You got the food.
06:13What else?
06:14Everything else.
06:15Anything else.
06:16What else?
06:17A wild card.
06:18What else?
06:19You got to give me.
06:20What else?
06:21Listen.
06:22You go to Asia, don't you need a translator?
06:23But he's not going to be living in Asia all the time.
06:25You'll visit.
06:26That's what I'm saying.
06:27You'll visit.
06:28You can hire a translator.
06:29You want to be the wifey.
06:30What skills do you have to be the wifey?
06:31She really didn't have any answers.
06:33She said, I'm a good cook.
06:34Okay.
06:35What else can you do besides cook?
06:37Who is this doctor?
06:38Where did they get this doctor from?
06:40Because everything I say, he ain't even think it's f***ing like English or something.
06:45I don't know what it is.
06:46We're not speaking the same lingo.
06:47Okay.
06:48What the f*** was that?
06:50First of all, I'm a good massager.
06:52Okay.
06:53I'm big Chinese.
06:54I'm a good massager.
06:55Don't forget.
06:56You done had an Asian massager too before.
06:58Yes, sir.
06:59I got it in China.
07:00Hold on.
07:01Don't count it out.
07:02It was a clean one.
07:03It was clean.
07:04No happy endings.
07:05But listen.
07:06But you had one.
07:07Important question for you.
07:08Yeah.
07:09As a Chinese American young lady, why do you want to be the wife to a black man?
07:14Because why not?
07:15No, tell me why.
07:16The black man is the most ostracized.
07:18He's the most persecuted.
07:19He's the most maligned American in this country.
07:22As a Chinese woman, how can you help a black f*** fulfill his dream and his destiny?
07:27Listen, because of everything you just said right now.
07:30Tell me more.
07:31Tell me more.
07:32Listen, as a person, Chinese person.
07:34Yes.
07:35You know, can be like put up on a pedestal a little bit.
07:37Okay.
07:38You know, the example type shit.
07:40I think, yo, if that's the case, why can't it be the same?
07:43For me, respectfully, I don't want to see him with anything other than a black woman.
07:48Oh, that's wrong.
07:49That's wrong right there.
07:50I think you mix it up to get the best of both worlds.
07:53I'm saying that Chinese and black.
07:55That's the best.
07:56Black and Chinese.
07:57Come on.
07:58Black and yellow.
07:59You ever heard the song?
08:00Black and yellow.
08:01Black and yellow.
08:02Black.
08:03Come on.
08:04I ain't crazy.
08:05Please.
08:06What is he on?
08:07I would never co-sign a black man being with anything other than a black woman.
08:09Well, first of all, I think both sides very similar situations.
08:12Okay.
08:13You may think it's very different, but it's very similar.
08:15You think it's similar?
08:16I think it's similar.
08:17So you think the Chinese American man has a similar struggle to the black American man?
08:23Hmm.
08:24I say, I say similar.
08:26I know you're not going to tell me your Asian family is not racist.
08:29I'm sure you know that they hold-
08:31Hold on.
08:32Oh, no, no, no.
08:33I know.
08:34Okay.
08:35They definitely have some stereotypes.
08:36So how would you deal with that if you have mixed race children?
08:37I will say though, my parents, they trained.
08:38Because all of my best friends-
08:39My Asian.
08:40Answer my question.
08:41How would you deal with the racism from your Asian family towards your Blasian children?
08:44He's getting out of there.
08:45I'm about to drop them.
08:47Thank you for coming in.
08:48But everything I say, it just seems like going one ear out the other.
08:51He don't give a ****.
08:52I was like, okay, like ****.
08:53I mean, what you want me to do?
08:54Become Jesus or something?
08:55Yo, what the ****?
08:56I got set up.
08:57What?
08:58What did you talk to?
08:59He came in.
09:00He was like, your parents, basically saying your parents racist.
09:03I'm like, hold on.
09:04Oh, he did a racist **** to you too.
09:05Me too.
09:06Oh, he definitely did.
09:07Umar.
09:08Bro, dog, Umar, where the **** you come from?
09:09Out of nowhere, looking me up by my sleep to do this ****.
09:13Asking me all these federalized questions.
09:15This is crazy as hell.
09:16Oh, no, this is crazy.
09:17That's a set up.
09:18And you're going for one queen, not two.
09:19I'm going for one.
09:20Monogamy.
09:21No, yeah.
09:22No, I'm not doing that.
09:23All right, all right.
09:24No polygyny.
09:25No, no, no.
09:26All right.
09:27I won't.
09:28I won't.
09:29I won't.
09:30I won't.
09:31I won't.
09:32I won't.
09:33I won't.
09:34I won't.
09:35I won't.
09:36I won't.
09:37I won't.
09:38I won't.
09:39I won't.
09:40I won't.
09:41I won't.
09:42When I find that one, I'm settling down, man.
09:43I'm done.
09:44I'm done.
09:45I can respect that.
09:46I think he's trying to **** Juski.
09:47Yo, maybe.
09:48I think you trying to **** Juski.
09:49She ain't saying nothing else about nothing else other than Chinese stuff.
09:50That's it.
09:51I think you want to date him.
09:52I don't know, man.
09:53Might be gay.
09:54Black queen.
09:55Black queen.
09:56Hey.
09:57I know, I know.
09:58I know, I know.
09:59Show him what you be doing.
10:00Yeah.
10:01Show him what you be doing.
10:02Okay.
10:03Okay.
10:04Okay.
10:05You in the gymnastics?
10:06All right.
10:07That's it.
10:08All right.
10:09Flexible.
10:10All right, sister nugget.
10:11Away from the physical, what can you do to help him build his empire?
10:12Right?
10:13You can sit back down.
10:14I got you.
10:15You got a black man building an empire.
10:16How can you support that as his wife?
10:17Talk to me about what you're bringing to the table.
10:18You know, I can listen to his ideas, you know?
10:20Okay.
10:21See what, you know.
10:22Okay?
10:23that she overly relied on the sensual and the physical
10:27to the detriment of the intellectual.
10:29What's your background?
10:30What's your professional background?
10:32What have you done?
10:32Give me your work resume, college resume.
10:35Talk to me, career resume.
10:36I don't know what was going on.
10:37He was just asking me a lot of questions.
10:40I don't know.
10:41He took me fast.
10:42I'm a massage.
10:43You're a massage therapist.
10:46Okay, what else?
10:49So you just do the freak off stuff.
10:51That's what you're telling me?
10:52No, she don't do no freak off.
10:53Okay, we don't do the freak off.
10:54Okay, it's more than sensual.
10:56Yeah, more than.
10:57Okay, I got you.
10:57Talk to me about the non-sensual assets
11:00you bring to the relationship.
11:02I dance, I'm an entertainer.
11:05Okay, you still dealing in the sensual though.
11:07Give me the non-sensual.
11:08No, she entertain, she entertain.
11:10Okay.
11:11I twerk.
11:12He'll be pleased physically.
11:13I got you.
11:13Yeah.
11:14But a relationship is only 25% physical intimacy.
11:18What about the other 75%?
11:20What kind of mother will you be?
11:22I'm a good mother.
11:23Okay, do you want more children?
11:24You got kids already?
11:26Do you have children already?
11:27How many?
11:28Three.
11:28How many baby dads?
11:29Two.
11:30Have you ever been married?
11:31No.
11:32Okay, do you want more children?
11:33You got three kids.
11:34So you got three, how many more you want?
11:36Nugget, how many more babies?
11:38How many more babies you want?
11:39If Drewski want kids.
11:41If Drewski wants some children.
11:41I didn't know he had three, yeah.
11:43What kind of business you gonna bring to the table?
11:45How do you want him to expand?
11:46I do teeth whitening.
11:49Oh yeah, my little baby, she a dentist.
11:52Thanks for coming in, mama, great job.
11:53Yeah.
11:55All right, Nugget.
11:55Work on that, not just the sexual, all right?
11:56Nugget, we gonna work on more.
11:57All right, Nugget.
11:58I didn't know you had three kids.
11:59What, we didn't really have our one-on-one time
12:02to talk and get to know each other.
12:03Don't start massaging me now.
12:04But he did say he don't mind being a stepdad.
12:05Don't start massaging me now.
12:06He didn't tell me you had three kids.
12:08What's wrong, is that a problem?
12:09Nothing wrong with three children.
12:10All right, ain't no problem.
12:11Nothing wrong with three children.
12:12Yeah.
12:13You was using the condoms.
12:14No, that's not my condom.
12:17Too much information.
12:17No, you're right.
12:18All right, there's somebody else.
12:20I'll take care of the three kids.
12:22I'll take care of them.
12:23That's what me and do.
12:24All right, yeah.
12:25I need to know what your vulnerability is.
12:26Drewski accepted the fact that we having kids
12:30and he said he'll be a stepdad,
12:32so it may work out like I want it to.
12:37But a lot of her assets were limited to the bedroom.
12:42And a woman who's only bringing the physical
12:44to a relationship is never going to be a good match.
12:47So she struck out.
12:48I don't want to suck me too.
12:50I don't want to fuck me too.
12:51Oh shit, Jesus Christ.
12:53Oh shit, what are you thinking?
12:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
12:57I dance, I give, I contact.
13:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:05All right, black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
13:08How you doing beautiful Caramel?
13:09What's your name good sister?
13:10Deja.
13:11Ha, ha, ha, he got a wife, he got a wife.
13:15Yeah, I knew you were like one.
13:18What can you bring to the table?
13:21He should marry you, why?
13:23He should put you on the throne, why?
13:25Because I'm that bitch, I mean, we do it.
13:27You're that queen.
13:28Yeah, we give up all that energy.
13:31We both do it, mother fucker.
13:32I mean.
13:33Ah, stop cursing Philly.
13:34Oh my fault, my fault, I'm sorry.
13:36Queen status.
13:37That's the background, that's the background.
13:37Queen status.
13:38What you bringing to the table?
13:39Talent, skills, gifts, interests.
13:42Food.
13:43You can cook.
13:44Yes.
13:44Everybody who just sat here can cook.
13:46Give me something other than food.
13:47We had Chinese food, Lebanese food.
13:49She talented, man.
13:50We had small woman food, now we got Philly food.
13:53What can we do with a lot of food?
13:57I don't know, I'm a rider.
13:59But he's a businessman, he ain't a corner boy now.
14:02Now if he was a corner boy, you could be a rider dodgy.
14:04He's a businessman.
14:06How can you add to the empire?
14:08Come on Philly.
14:09Come on Philly.
14:10He good, he good, he good.
14:11Come on Philly.
14:12What separates you apart?
14:17Well, she's smart.
14:18I do always tell you that.
14:20Do you have any children?
14:21I do tell you that.
14:22Any children?
14:22I do tell you that.
14:23Any children?
14:24I tell you that.
14:25Yeah.
14:26How many, do you have children?
14:27Not at all.
14:27Do you want children?
14:28Yeah.
14:29Okay, what type of mother do you think
14:30you'll be with your children?
14:31You posted, but she's.
14:32She posted what?
14:33Nevermind, she.
14:34He's okay, he's really a boy.
14:36No, what was that?
14:38We might need to evaluate.
14:39No, that's up to her.
14:40That's her business.
14:41Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
14:43Ayo.
14:44How does your last relationship end?
14:46Not so good.
14:47Not so good?
14:48Was it abusive?
14:49Not at all.
14:50It wasn't abusive?
14:51No.
14:52What was the main issue as to why it failed?
14:53I feel like it was.
14:54Was it money?
14:55Was it infidelity?
14:56Was it lack of communication?
14:57Was it poor sex?
14:57What was it?
14:58It was jealousy.
14:59It was a using situation.
15:01He was controlling?
15:02Yeah, right.
15:03And he was using?
15:04But see, with us.
15:04He was a manipulator.
15:05I feel like we both.
15:06He was a manipulator.
15:07Do you think you're gonna carry some of those fears
15:09into a relationship with Drewski?
15:13Not at all.
15:14If he a manipulating ass mother fucker, then no.
15:17Okay.
15:17And at the same time, you're not.
15:18I don't fuck with narcissists either.
15:20Okay, you don't like narcissists?
15:22Narcissists.
15:23Are you a narcissist?
15:24Because most successful black men are.
15:26Drewski, are you a narcissist?
15:28Are you a narc or a narcissist?
15:32She said the wrong one, man.
15:33No, are you a Negro?
15:35Are you a narcissist?
15:38I'm neither.
15:39You neither?
15:40Neither.
15:41Okay, that's good.
15:42I ain't no narcissist.
15:42How do we know you won't step outside of the relationship
15:45given his busy schedule?
15:47Do you have some infidelity tendencies?
15:49I ain't even gonna lie.
15:50I'm really a faithful type of person.
15:51Okay, so you ride or die faithful.
15:53The question is, do you get horny?
15:56The question ain't.
15:56So have you ever cheated?
15:58You can be loyal all you want.
15:59Have you ever cheated in a relationship?
16:00But do you get horny when I'm out the house?
16:02Yeah.
16:02Because she was honest and offered her answer
16:05in front of Drewski and myself,
16:07in front of two black men,
16:08in a room full of white video men,
16:11I was very impressed by her honesty.
16:13Oh, do you fart?
16:15No, I ain't fart.
16:16There's something on that chair.
16:17You can't leave no skid mark on my couch.
16:20All right, Philly, Philly, Philly.
16:23So far, Philly winning.
16:24She good, man.
16:25Now I told you.
16:26I said we got some real.
16:27Because most women ain't gonna be that honest.
16:28Most women ain't gonna be that honest.
16:28You understand?
16:29Have you ever slept with a woman
16:31outside of the black race?
16:32Of the race?
16:33Never.
16:34Never?
16:35You can say that with a straight face.
16:36In the presence of my ancestors, never.
16:39Now let me clarify.
16:40It's not because I'm against the Arab,
16:43or the Jew, or the Anglo-Saxon,
16:45or the Latino, or the East Indian,
16:47or the Chinese, or the Mexican.
16:49It's not about hate.
16:50It's about loyalty to the black woman.
16:52I don't believe you've never stuck your d**k
16:54in some white pink s**t.
16:56The most high almighty God.
16:58It is some good white pink s**t out here, man.
17:00I'm trying to convince you on it.
17:01But, but, but.
17:02You ain't had it yet.
17:03But you dealing with the carnal.
17:04You dealing with the carnal.
17:05I need you to deal with the consciousness, Drewski.
17:07Stay with me.
17:08Because every time you lay with a woman,
17:09you exchange spiritual energy,
17:11not just physical fluids, brother.
17:12So you don't use condoms?
17:14Yes.
17:14But when you get, even if you use the condom,
17:16there's still a such thing
17:17as spiritually transmitted diseases.
17:20Spiritually transmitted diseases.
17:23You could pick up a demon laying with that woman, brother.
17:26Some of them demons.
17:27You ever get out of bed and feel a little differently
17:28than the way you got in it?
17:30Don't you put that demon on me, Dr. Umar.
17:31Don't you put that demon on me.
17:32Don't you do that.
17:33Don't you do that.
17:34No, but check it out, Drewski.
17:35It depends if they identify as black.
17:37And by the way, my paternal great-grandfather was a Cuban,
17:40right?
17:41That's what I'm saying.
17:41But stay with me.
17:42But they gotta identify with the race.
17:44In other words, you can have-
17:44So you f**ked a Cuban before?
17:46No, I've never dated a Latino.
17:47A Puerto Rican?
17:48Wait, yes.
17:49I've dated a Puerto Rican.
17:50I told you.
17:51I said it.
17:51You don't f**k outside the race.
17:52That's not, no, no, no.
17:53That's not African American, man.
17:55Drewski.
17:56But if you're Latino,
17:57they speak another language, brother.
17:58Language don't matter.
17:59Race is not a language and race is not a culture.
18:01Stay with me.
18:02So you can be Puerto Rican.
18:03That's your nationality.
18:05You can speak Spanish.
18:06That's your language.
18:07You have white Latinos.
18:09You have black Latinos.
18:11You have white Puerto Ricans.
18:12You have black Puerto Ricans.
18:14You have indigenous Puerto Ricans.
18:16You have white Cubans.
18:17You have black Cubans.
18:18You have indigenous Cubans.
18:20You have white Dominicans, black Dominicans,
18:22indigenous Dominicans.
18:24Drewski, you can walk in here right now
18:26and say you feel you identify as a white man.
18:27Well, I sometimes be telling them I'm Puerto Rican.
18:28Look, Supreme Court.
18:29By the hairline right here.
18:30You see that?
18:31You got a little Latino blood.
18:33Do you have Latino blood?
18:34No, I got German in me a little bit.
18:35I actually got a little bit of that.
18:36That's the slave master.
18:37Oh, yeah.
18:38Nope, we not counting him.
18:39Yeah, we ain't gonna count that.
18:40How we doing there, my beautiful African queen?
18:42Hey, what's up?
18:43What's the name?
18:44Bambi the motherf***** goat.
18:45Baby the goat.
18:46Bambi.
18:47Bambi the goat.
18:48What are you the goat of, Bambi?
18:49Me?
18:50I'm a Capricorn, so yeah.
18:51So, I'm gonna be honest with you.
18:53I didn't know who the f***** that was.
18:55You just got in the bathtub.
18:56Where did you go?
18:57I just got in the tub.
18:58Nah, I just got done getting sleep.
19:00You need to get in the tub.
19:01I've been telling you to get in the f***** tub.
19:02Nah, I had to.
19:03He ain't f***** tell me.
19:04I told you to get in the tub two days ago.
19:06Juice King.
19:06You been should've gotten in the tub.
19:07He ain't tell me to get in that motherf***** tub.
19:08We not gonna do this in front of Dr. Umar.
19:11Bambi the goat.
19:12That's a doctor.
19:12That's a doctor.
19:13I'll put that on your face and let you smell it.
19:15Man, Juice King, you wild and da-da.
19:18Okay, what's your background?
19:19You wanna be my brother's queen?
19:21Tell me what you bring into the table.
19:23Shit.
19:23Assets, gifts, talents, interests, experience.
19:26I cook, clean, serve, and shut the f***** up.
19:28You clean and you know how to shut up.
19:30So, you would be more of a servant wife.
19:32You're just gonna do what you're told.
19:33More like submissive, yo.
19:35I don't have a problem with submissiveness.
19:37But normally, some men, when they're empire building,
19:41he's empire building, I'm empire building,
19:44we tend to want a woman who can be submissive,
19:47but who also has-
19:48And who will shut the f***** up.
19:49True, but who also has some assertiveness.
19:51And suck the s**t.
19:52Right.
19:53Oh Lord, stop it.
19:54That's why I said, you get you a little mess going
19:56before you get her out of here.
19:57I got you, go ahead.
19:58Stay focused, Bambi.
20:00Consciousness over the cookies, Drewski.
20:02Politics over the punani.
20:03Revolution over the romance.
20:05Institutions over intimacy.
20:07We must build before we have love.
20:09Otherwise, what we making love for, we ain't building.
20:11Ain't nothing wrong with a little bit of head, though.
20:13All right!
20:13Listen, listen, that's TMI, that's TMI.
20:16That's real good, y'all acting real good.
20:18Y'all doing what you ain't gonna act like.
20:18Ain't nothing wrong with no head, man.
20:20Just a little bit.
20:21A little bit of that sloppy, man.
20:22I'm telling you, get you right there.
20:23The problem with black America,
20:25is we got black people and we got ninjas.
20:29Y'all acting like ninjas right now.
20:30You know what I mean?
20:31Y'all acting like black folks.
20:32Now, what are you bringing to the marriage?
20:34I'm big as hell, I'm already seeing love.
20:36Shut up.
20:37Act like a queen.
20:38She's cute.
20:40No, physically, she's cute.
20:42That's not the issue.
20:43But her personality is extremely aggressive.
20:47There is no filter.
20:48She goes from zero to a hundred.
20:51A man building an empire cannot do it with a hood rat.
20:55What the fuck?
20:56Do you have a tendency to snap off in public around people?
20:59Are you emotionally secure?
21:02Or are you a loose cannon?
21:03Because I'm getting loose cannon energy.
21:05Shit, sometimes, shit, I can pop off.
21:07If you catch him flirting with other queens,
21:10what will you do?
21:10Thank you, John.
21:11Fuck you, fly phone.
21:12No, you spit.
21:13When you said pop off, I-
21:14Okay, you spit on him.
21:15I caught something.
21:16Really?
21:17It came out of your tongue ring.
21:19Your lip ring.
21:20When you said pop off.
21:21Pop, pop, pop off?
21:23Look, don't be flirting.
21:24I mean, first off, what's wrong with flirting?
21:25If you catch him flirting, what would you do?
21:26What the fuck you mean?
21:27What he need to flirt with somebody else
21:29for when he got me?
21:30I'm already big as fuck, three.
21:31I'm three other women.
21:34Baby, if he want another bitch, I'll switch my wig.
21:36I could be Janet Jackson or Kelly Rowland.
21:39Which one you want?
21:40Hold on, he already flirting with somebody.
21:42And why the fuck you bring somebody to the house
21:45without our permission?
21:46I don't know about this one, Drewski.
21:48This a ride or die.
21:49Maybe chief of security.
21:50Oh, let me talk.
21:51Chief of security.
21:52Chief of security.
21:53I don't know about queen status.
21:54That's what I said.
21:55Listen, when you date a man-
21:56No, this ain't security.
21:56Okay, you sure?
21:57Hear him out, though.
21:58Hear him out.
21:59Okay, what that say?
22:00What that say?
22:01That say my name.
22:01You already got his name in?
22:02Yeah, that's my name.
22:03Let me tell you the first definition of crazy woman.
22:05Me?
22:06To get a man named tattooed on your body
22:08before he's yours.
22:09He is mine.
22:10No, he's not.
22:11Yes, he is.
22:12Loose cannon.
22:13I'm gonna give you a diagnosis right now.
22:15Thirsty disorder with crazy tendency.
22:19Bitch, well, give me some water.
22:21The fuck is you talking about?
22:23I don't know if you're emotionally controlled enough
22:25to be the wife,
22:26because the wife has to see something she don't like
22:28and still conduct herself like a queen.
22:29You gotta be emotionally controlled.
22:31I think you will go into ghetto mode.
22:33I think you will go into ghetto mode
22:35when you're not supposed to.
22:37You gotta be classy at all times
22:39when you're gonna be the wife of an empire builder.
22:41I don't think you there yet.
22:42Are you there yet?
22:43Very much there.
22:44Are you sure?
22:45Do you not know what the fuck happened last night?
22:46You said that you caught up with another queen.
22:47Do you know what the fuck you did last night?
22:49You talking about...
22:50What'd I do?
22:51It wasn't nothing classy about shit you did last night.
22:53What'd I do?
22:54Girl, you got on the counter.
22:55You left a little bit of sludge on the bar.
22:57Chicken, chicken, chicken, chicken.
23:01What sludge?
23:02What sludge?
23:02What sludge?
23:03That liquor was wasted.
23:04Stop lying, nigga.
23:05Every day I take a motherfucking shot.
23:07I saw the people when we put this shit on your nose.
23:10She's not gonna be the wife.
23:12I am gonna be the wife.
23:13I am his wife.
23:13No, we're done.
23:14I'm getting off.
23:15I'm gonna stand out business about my man.
23:17I'm gonna refer you to the security team.
23:18You will be an excellent security guard at the front gate.
23:20I'll be fucked up.
23:21We thank you, my queen.
23:23Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
23:25Huh?
23:26Black queens forever, snow bunnies never.
23:28You a black queen.
23:29You a black queen, you good.
23:30I had to make sure I heard what you said, Karissa.
23:32What you thought I said?
23:33I thought you said something about
23:34he need a snow bunny or something.
23:35No!
23:36No, we don't bunny hop, uh-uh.
23:38No bunny hopping.
23:39You just can't stop playing with me.
23:40African queens only.
23:42But I want you to get rid of that pink hair.
23:43I want your natural hair.
23:45Go natural.
23:46I ripped this wig off so quick,
23:47you better not play with it.
23:47Don't stay with it.
23:48Take it off, with the natural hair.
23:49Take it off!
23:50Get rid of them damn weaves.
23:52Bring that nappy hair back.
23:54If I can't grab it, I can't have it.
23:57He talk too motherfucking much.
23:59She was ratchet.
24:01She was the fellatio queen.
24:02What's up, what's up, what's up?
24:03This white chocolate.
24:04Good afternoon, white chocolate.
24:07The name, are you a mixed race sister?
24:09He said white chocolate.
24:10Or are you Caucasian?
24:12I'm Caucasian.
24:13And what is your Caucasian ethnicity?
24:16What do you mean?
24:17Are you Swedish, Nordic, are you British?
24:19I have Puerto Rican in me.
24:21Okay, so you got some Puerto Rican.
24:22Which parent is Puerto Rican?
24:23My dad's side.
24:24And your mama's side is?
24:27White.
24:27Just white, so Anglo-Saxon and white Puerto Rican.
24:30And her family members are?
24:32Like, mainly black.
24:35I got a black family.
24:36My stepdad.
24:37Okay, but you identify as Caucasian, correct?
24:39Correct.
24:40Okay, so we definitely snow bunny.
24:41I was not aware of Drewski's type.
24:45But if I had to guesstimate what his type is,
24:49I would unfortunately have to say
24:51I think brother Drewski prefers a non-African woman.
24:55She is not a melanated queen.
24:58My first question, as a white woman,
25:01as a Caucasian young lady,
25:02why do you want to marry a black man?
25:05She's actually never dated a white dude at all, ever.
25:07Okay.
25:08She dated all black guys.
25:09So she loves chocolate, nothing but chocolate milk.
25:10That's why we call her white chocolate.
25:11Why?
25:12Yeah, she loves chocolate milk.
25:13I'm just not attracted.
25:14I look, I'm just not, they just don't do it for me.
25:16The white guys don't do it for you.
25:17What are you attracted to in the black men?
25:21I like all the ranges of skin tones.
25:24Okay, yes, I'm into milk.
25:25Like, I can relate to them more.
25:27So I feel like with me always being around black people,
25:33being with black people.
25:33Being around black is not the same as being black.
25:36Absolutely.
25:37You're absolutely right.
25:38But I feel like I just relate to them.
25:41Like I can listen to what they have to say.
25:42She can relate to me in a lot of ways.
25:44Okay.
25:44I do listen.
25:45I'm here to listen.
25:46She listens to rap music.
25:47Other than dating black men,
25:49have you ever actually tried to help the black struggle
25:54as opposed to help yourself to black men?
25:58Right, I've been at three protests that were near me.
26:02We, you know.
26:04Just three?
26:05Just three that was near me, yeah.
26:07Let me ask you.
26:08That's a lot.
26:08I'm gonna go to the next one with you too, baby.
26:10I'll go to it with you.
26:11I'm a nurse.
26:12He's definitely wanting the white milk.
26:14He's a bunny hopper.
26:16But here's my question.
26:17At times.
26:18My question.
26:19I can't indulge.
26:20She didn't let her emotions get the best of her
26:22like Mrs. Lebanese.
26:24But nonetheless, not being a sister,
26:27she cannot be a recommendation.
26:29If I get pulled over and a black person's with me,
26:31we're getting searched.
26:33I know that.
26:33Okay, hold on now.
26:34That ain't all the time.
26:35That's not all the time, but it's way more likely.
26:38It's way more likely.
26:40Will you be willing to sign a prenuptial agreement?
26:43And the reason I'm asking is when we look at RG3,
26:47we look at Michael Strahan,
26:49we look at Tiger Woods,
26:52would you be willing to sign
26:53an ironclad prenuptial agreement?
26:56Yeah, a prenup is not an issue
26:57when you make your own money.
26:58Let's bring it out.
26:59Okay.
27:00She's good with the prenup.
27:01Get the papers.
27:02Yes, money's not the problem.
27:05Money never the problem.
27:06Holy shit.
27:08You sound like a decent woman,
27:09and I wish you well.
27:12Thank you, white chocolate.
27:14Yeah.
27:18That's how I'm growing right there.
27:19Stop thirsting.
27:20That's what's wrong with you, nigga.
27:21Stop thirsting for the white vagina.
27:23Yeah, you right, you right.
27:25And as you know, Dr. Umar's rules is black queens forever,
27:28snow bunnies never.
27:29I do not support interracial marriages at all.
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29:24Hi, I'm Ms. L,
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29:31Hi, girls.
29:32My name is Ms. L,
29:36and we are here for oral sex education.
29:40I'm not expecting, like, you know,
29:42this old lady to, like, really know how to, like, suck.
29:46I sucked before, like, that ain't nothing to me.
29:48You feel what I'm saying?
29:49Like, I'm 22.
29:50I suck at this.
29:50It ain't nothing.
29:51She too old to be doing it.
29:53My man was very happy for 33 years.
29:56Mm.
29:57Okay.
29:58I love it, bro.
29:59And my word to y'all is, practice makes perfect.
30:04I love oral sex, especially to a man.
30:06Over 25 years, I have given many, many, many.
30:11Hello?
30:12Mommy.
30:13Hey, yes.
30:14What's going on?
30:15I'm here.
30:16Yeah.
30:17What's going on with you?
30:18I haven't told you.
30:19Yeah, you know, I've been in this house
30:21with all these girls.
30:22It's been crazy.
30:23All these girls?
30:24Yeah, I don't know.
30:25If they can hold up to y'all's standards,
30:27that means they can be good in the house.
30:31Mm.
30:31Y'all are a tough cookie to crack, so.
30:34Well, I don't want to get in the middle
30:37of some freaky business that you got going on
30:39with all these girls.
30:40There's no freaky.
30:41Drew, I'm not into that.
30:42Number one rule is no teeth on the penis.
30:46What we doing with these bananas now?
30:48You're going to go ahead, and with your mouth,
30:50you're going to make a circle.
30:51First, I was confused, and I was like,
30:53let me take notes, because Juicy's going to need this.
30:55So I went to take a note.
30:56She was telling me how to hold my mouth with a O,
30:58and how to stick it down the back,
31:00and I know I'm going to need a little practice, Juicy,
31:02so please bear with me on that part.
31:03Like, please don't do anything like shoving.
31:06I'm not ready for that.
31:07Take it slow.
31:08You do a little bit of suction on it, okay?
31:11We do not slobber all over it.
31:14Yo.
31:15What?
31:16I'm a ho-ass virgin.
31:16You're going to give me this big-ass thing?
31:18But that's what I do,
31:19so I split it in the back of my throat,
31:21and when I take it out, it's just going to be wet.
31:23When you first put it in, you don't put it all the way in.
31:26Dummy.
31:27I mean, she knows what she's talking about.
31:29I can't lie.
31:30She knows what she's talking about.
31:30Grab the bottom of the shaft with one hand.
31:33So this the head?
31:34What if it's curved?
31:35If it's curved, there shouldn't be no problem.
31:37You just put your mouth and go around it.
31:40Size does not matter.
31:41It's all the same.
31:42If you have a technique...
31:44Can you take that right there in your hand?
31:46Is it because you have less teeth?
31:48Oh.
31:50How?
31:51Just how?
31:52Showing us tricks I never even seen.
31:54I did not expect it, to be honest.
31:56Just to the head.
31:57You take your tongue.
31:59If you give them oral sex,
32:01they will reciprocate a strenuous intercourse.
32:06I want you to start, once you get the head,
32:08I want you to start doing inch by inch.
32:12Go down the...
32:13You get an inch done, take your tongue and twirl it.
32:17Go down the next, twirl it.
32:19And this is the start of it.
32:21When you get to the base,
32:23then you can do a couple up and downs.
32:26I hope that I helped Drewski,
32:27and I hope that the women that took this information
32:31will use it and practice maybe on Drewski.
32:35The other girls in the class,
32:36they was eating that shit up.
32:38They was...
32:39I'm not gonna lie.
32:39They was writing down notes.
32:41They was asking her questions.
32:43You eat...
32:44Yes.
32:47Now that's what I call a woman.
32:49Oh!
32:50What happens if you throw up on a...
32:51Oh!
32:52Do we get too close to the...
32:53Yeah, you definitely gonna make him stay home.
32:55You don't wanna do this and have him explode.
32:58You want him to last.
33:00Inside has more nerves.
33:03It will make him...
33:04All the nerve endings on the backside of the tip.
33:07And you know, I'm a nurse all about the anatomy.
33:10And it is nerve endings.
33:12And you can't forget that area.
33:14If you wanna slow him down,
33:15you go to the outside.
33:16You take your thumb.
33:18You put your thumb up in there,
33:19and you take your thumb very gently.
33:22Take and rub your thumb around and around.
33:26I love rubbing my thumb around that asshole, though.
33:29Ew!
33:30I like the thumb thing.
33:31I'm gonna be taking that.
33:33Y'all go left.
33:33Professor Coon.
33:34Yes.
33:35Are you forgetting something?
33:37No.
33:38We like it raw.
33:39Keep it real.
33:40Oh, shit!
33:41Natural is the best way.
33:43I like it.
33:44Talk to me.
33:45You hear me now.
33:46I don't like that shit in my mouth.
33:48Yeah.
33:49What if one of these ladies
33:51wants to one day be board certified like you are?
33:54You are certified, correct?
33:55Right.
33:55When you did get your certification,
33:57what exactly was your final exam?
33:59They brought in different types of fruit.
34:03We had to perform on that.
34:05So you're telling me you had to suck a dick for your test?
34:07Mm-hmm.
34:09Don't eat it.
34:10Oh, wow.
34:11She closed her eyes.
34:12That's how you know the dick's about to be good.
34:14See how my cheeks go in?
34:16Yeah, you carved.
34:17Oh.
34:19Oh!
34:20What the fuck?
34:21Oh, shit!
34:22Oh, my God!
34:23Look at that!
34:24You're a freaky motherfucker now!
34:25She was sucking cucumbers and eggplants.
34:29And then she's just like...
34:32I'm 70 years old.
34:35Thank you, my love.
34:35I needed it.
34:36And hopefully you can all use
34:38this valuable information...
34:40I will.
34:41...on Drewski at some point.
34:43Bro, they had a lady come in
34:44and try to teach her about sucking dick.
34:47Hey, don't worry.
34:48But, you know, look, look, look.
34:49You know, I don't need a lot of teaching on this.
34:51I know what I'm doing.
34:54I don't know about anybody.
34:55Then she was a white, old-ass lady.
34:57I said...
34:58I said, I asked her, I said,
34:59do you know how to suck dick while you teaching us?
35:01Let us see.
35:02Man, she unraveled that motherfucking banana,
35:05stuck that hole down her throat.
35:06Did she surprise me?
35:08If Drewski was there and he seen that,
35:11I don't know, you know Drewski like it's a lie,
35:13so I think he would've liked that.
35:17I think he...
35:20I think he would've liked that.
35:22You know he like his dick that get down and dirty.
35:25This is the Coulda Been Loved Mud Brawl.
35:28Put them up against each other.
35:29They all been fighting in the house,
35:30doing this, screaming, this, scratching,
35:33scraping for shit.
35:34Put them in the mud.
35:35We gonna see who wanna squabble.
35:37I think you all pretty much already know
35:38that Drewski loves a woman who can clean up,
35:41but what you might not know is he also loves
35:43a woman who can get dirty.
35:45Down and dirty.
35:46Sloppy.
35:47Gross.
35:48Nasty.
35:49Filthy.
35:50Yeah.
35:50Unwashed.
35:51Oh, we know.
35:52That's what Drewski likes.
35:54We know some of you are already wrestling
35:55with your sexualities.
35:56You can take that out in here as well.
35:58Our first match is gonna be T.T. Baby
36:02versus Meatball.
36:06And y'all in here playing.
36:07I don't got time to play.
36:09Play time been over, bitch.
36:11This real life.
36:12And I'm gonna show you.
36:14Ladies, wanna clean wrestle?
36:16Let's go!
36:17Let's go!
36:18Let's go!
36:18Let's go!
36:19Let's go!
36:20Let's go!
36:21Let's go!
36:22Oh, shit!
36:23All right, now, now!
36:24Get out!
36:25Get out!
36:26Get out!
36:27Get out!
36:28Get out!
36:29Oh!
36:29Get out!
36:30Get out!
36:31Get out!
36:32Get out!
36:33Oh!
36:34Get out!
36:35Get out, T.T.!
36:36Get out, T.T.!
36:46Hey!
36:50Oh!
36:51Hey, all right, all right, all right,
36:52all right, all right!
36:53Break it up, break it up.
36:54Good wrestle, good wrestle.
36:54Why you ain't put the headcap on?
36:56Oh, shit!
36:59Meatball!
37:00Yeah, top it up!
37:02Next wrestling matchup.
37:04We have Bambi.
37:05Bambi.
37:06BBL against?
37:08No BBL.
37:09Yeah.
37:10I like my girl natural anyway, come on.
37:12Come on, hey, hey, hey, hey!
37:14Keep it clean, keep it clean, oh!
37:17I don't know what the type of mud that shit was,
37:19but that shit was slippery as fuck.
37:23Oh!
37:24My nails are ruined.
37:26My skin is literally tinted black.
37:29Keep it clean, keep it clean, bruh!
37:31That's a match, that's a match.
37:33That's Bambi, that's Bambi.
37:36Oh, shit.
37:39Yeah, god damn.
37:41Your shit not even coming off.
37:43You needed this for a minute too, I was trying to...
37:46I was gonna keep you over here.
37:48This next match is gonna be a call-out match.
37:51Nugget, is there anyone you wanna call out?
37:55Tyler.
37:56Tyler.
37:57Oh!
37:58Nugget and Tyler.
38:00Okay, okay.
38:03Into the pool.
38:03Hey, ain't nothing wrong with a little strip.
38:05Come on, son.
38:06Get your ass in there.
38:08Let's go, Nug!
38:09All right.
38:10They gonna make it fair and square.
38:12Come on, get in there!
38:14Run it, run it, run it, run it!
38:16Get in there, hey, oh!
38:18Okay, all right, that's abuse right there.
38:20Don't, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
38:23Pull him back, pull him back!
38:24Pull him back, hey, pull him back!
38:26Don't do that.
38:27You didn't put it in the chokehold like that.
38:29Keep it clean.
38:30You're too small for that.
38:31Yeah.
38:34Look at Nugget, she's trying to sneak up.
38:37Yeah, yeah, quick, hey, yeah, yeah, get him off!
38:42Yeah, get him, Nugget!
38:44Go ahead, Nugget!
38:45Oh, shit!
38:47Yeah, what?
38:47What the hell going on?
38:48Okay.
38:50ACL.
38:51What happened?
38:52ACL?
38:55Oh, man, y'all.
38:56She got barbecue sauce all on her.
38:58ACL.
38:59Should I go get somebody else?
39:00No, you've done enough damage.
39:16Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it!
39:18Come on, T-Grizz, show them what it is!
39:21Oh!
39:23Oh!
39:25Hey, hey, hey, oh, shit!
39:27Hey!
39:29Hey, come on, T-Grizz, come on, come on, T-Grizz!
39:32T-Grizz, come on, show him!
39:34Show him!
39:35Oh!
39:37Oh, oh!
39:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
39:43Yeah.
39:44Round two.
39:45Don't try to pull her shirt off!
39:48Yeah, she ain't going for that, hey.
39:50Yeah, she ain't going for that, oh.
39:51Oh!
39:53Yeah!
39:54Yeah!
39:55We built like men.
39:55We know how to control ourselves in situations,
39:58like a real man.
39:59Asia Persuasion.
40:01Daddy Yankee, yeah!
40:02Yeah!
40:03I like that, I like that, I like that, oh, shit, oh!
40:09She got up on me, she's like on top of me,
40:10trying to punch me.
40:11Okay, first of all, does this face look like it hits?
40:14No, it don't, no, it don't.
40:15This face do not look like it hits, bitch.
40:17This face make money, that's all it do.
40:20Yeah, Daddy Yankee, yeah, Daddy, oh, shit!
40:23Yeah, Daddy, yeah, Daddy, yeah, Daddy!
40:28Yeah, Daddy!
40:28It's clean, it's clean.
40:30So then, I was like, uh-uh, not me, bitch.
40:32So I grabbed her.
40:33Saw how you do that shit in jeans, Daddy.
40:36Yeah, Daddy, yeah, Daddy, oh!
40:39That might be a tie, that might be a tie,
40:41that might be a tie.
40:43Tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie, tie.
40:45Back it up, back it up.
40:46Got country and demon, country and demon.
40:48On the whistle.
40:50Nobody's getting, hey, nobody's getting, hey, hey!
40:53She's got me up, down, all around.
40:54I'm backwards, she kind of swept the floor with my ass.
40:58Oh, oh, shit, hey, hey, break it up, break it up,
41:01break it up, break it up, break it up.
41:03Ladies, great job out there.
41:07The wrestling was great,
41:08but I think what we'd like to see the most
41:09was the sportsmanship and the support you showed.
41:12Clap it up for yourselves.
41:13Your fallen soldier nugget as well.
41:15Unfortunately, the next step of this process
41:16is one of you, or more of you, are gonna have to head home.
41:20We're gonna go directly to eliminations from here.
41:22We'll meet you up there.
41:25Only one girl can win my heart, and that's that.
41:28We gotta do cutting at some point.
41:30It is what it is.
41:37Ladies, you quit clapping early.
41:40Meatball, why the long face?
41:41Well, I got some good news for y'all ladies tonight.
41:44Tonight, one lady's not going home.
41:47Two ladies are not going home.
41:48Three ladies are not going home.
41:50And I got some bad news for you.
41:52Four ladies are going home.
41:54Four?
41:55Four?
41:56Four ladies are going home.
41:59And the rest of you-
41:59How about when you said good news, what's the good news?
42:01One lady's not going home.
42:02Two ladies are not going home.
42:05Four people are going home.
42:07We've done made friends, so our friends are on the line.
42:10Anyone can be eliminated at any time.
42:13For the 10 girls that do get to stay,
42:15you'll get to go jump in the pool,
42:16which I know you guys are looking forward to.
42:20Without further ado, let's bring out the man
42:22of all of your dreams, Mr. Drewski.
42:25Yeah!
42:26Yeah!
42:27Woo!
42:28Woo!
42:29Yeah, you look amazing, right?
42:31Look at you looking all sharp,
42:32and we looking all muddy and ****.
42:34And let's not forget, we are competing also,
42:36not just for my love,
42:37but for $50,000 presented by Prize Picks.
42:40Clap it up for that.
42:42Oh!
42:45Okay, ladies, we're going to do this pretty quick.
42:47So there's going to be 10 of you who are going to get a rose.
42:49Come up and collect your rose if your name is called.
42:52If your name is not called,
42:53you're one of the final four.
42:55You are going...
42:58Home.
42:58Home.
42:59To the house.
43:01My heart like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
43:03Okay, the first lady who gets to go jump in the pool
43:07and get all that dirt off your body.
43:11Must be talking about me.
43:12Bro, if he choose somebody else, bro,
43:16they gotta rumble me.
43:18Meatball.
43:19Yeah!
43:19Oh, ****!
43:21You good?
43:22Yes, I'm okay.
43:23Okay, okay.
43:25Yeah, baby!
43:27It looks like they want to get in the pool.
43:29Can I jump in the pool?
43:30Can I jump in the pool?
43:31Can I jump in the pool?
43:31The next lady who will remain in the competition
43:35and maybe will be able to jump in the pool.
43:41Unfortunately, tonight, she may have lost in ACL,
43:46but the good news is it's spelled with lowercase letters.
43:49Yep.
43:51Oh, my God!
43:52Oh, my God!
43:53Hey, take it home.
43:54So much!
43:58Not too much, ****.
43:59We know about you.
44:01You try and hit that little **** last night.
44:04Yeah, I need to talk to you, too, about some ****.
44:07You better slow down.
44:08Staying with us tonight, as well.
44:10Headed to the pool.
44:15Tyler.
44:16Tyler.
44:17Oh!
44:18I'm sorry.
44:21Do you have anything to say or no?
44:22Not a chance.
44:23Get your **** in the pool.
44:24No, I'm not.
44:24Hey!
44:29Took a shower, baby, huh?
44:30Girl, y'all not actually getting in that bed with Drewski.
44:32Let's be real.
44:33You're not getting in the bed with him.
44:34I'ma be in the bed with him.
44:36Unless he choose one of the snow bunnies.
44:38Ladies, I'm gonna offer you a unique opportunity right now.
44:41All of you have got this far in the competition
44:45and you have a chance tonight to enter into the top 10,
44:48which means you'll have a chance to win $50,000
44:50and Drewski's heart.
44:51But you can jump out of the competition right now
44:56if you feel like you're gonna get eliminated.
44:57Lose your chance at winning $50,000,
45:00take half of the love with CJ,
45:03and try to get $5,000 right now.
45:05If you would like to eliminate yourself right now
45:07for $5,000 and CJ's heart.
45:09Take half of the love.
45:11So you know my dumb ass.
45:12I was like, is it guaranteed?
45:14Is that 5K guaranteed?
45:155K guaranteed.
45:16And half of the love with CJ,
45:18but you miss out on the extra $45,000.
45:21I ain't gonna lie, I ain't got no, hey.
45:24Um, before I got this, that 5K guaranteed.
45:29You can leave with CJ right now.
45:30He gonna take you home and he gonna do it.
45:32I don't want CJ, baby.
45:33If that n***a would've said guaranteed two times,
45:35I would've went.
45:36Cause let's be for real, Drewski,
45:37you're not gonna pick no stud, like.
45:40Are you in or out?
45:41Drewski.
45:42You in or out?
45:43Okay, she's gonna wait.
45:44All right, no more talk, dog.
45:46Okay.
45:46F*** no, that was, that was,
45:49taking that 5K, he was pitting us to the test.
45:52You know what I'm saying?
45:53I'm going harder.
45:55I don't care if that n***a said 10K.
45:58We talking 50K.
45:59I'm not propping out now.
46:01CJ, I'm sorry.
46:02Next up.
46:03Ain't nobody want a piece of my damn midget ass d***.
46:05You know what I'm saying?
46:06Like, you could've said you.
46:09It was a one night stand with you or something.
46:11We could've got there.
46:12But not no f***ing CJ.
46:13Next up, staying in the competition,
46:15headed to the pool.
46:21Daddy Yankee.
46:22Daddy Yankee.
46:27Yeah, fist bump.
46:29Yeah, appreciate that.
46:33You good, bro.
46:35Next up, come and collect your rose.
46:40Mrs. Bambi.
46:46I thought I was gonna hug it, daddy.
46:47Bambi.
46:50All right.
46:51All right.
46:52See y'all.
46:55Wouldn't want to be y'all there.
46:56You like mess, you like drama, you like chaos.
47:00I'm not a hater, but I'm very observant.
47:02They named me TT Baby for a reason.
47:04Okay, ladies.
47:05It's coming down to the nitty gritty.
47:07Keep in mind, four of you are headed home
47:11and the rest of you are headed to the pool
47:13and will remain in the competition.
47:15Next up, come and collect your rose.
47:20Tee Grizzly.
47:21Damn.
47:26Grizz.
47:28I'm proud of you, mama.
47:29I'm proud of you.
47:31The next name who will be with us,
47:35Demon.
47:36Demon home.
47:42She got them titties out.
47:44Mm-hmm.
47:45Mm.
47:49Bae.
47:55They was like, oh wow.
47:56Making snarky little comments.
47:58Like, what the fuck is oh wow?
48:01Like, why would I have gotten eliminated
48:03my first night here?
48:04Get that fucking camera out of my face.
48:07Bro, fuck all that shit.
48:09I just fucking got here.
48:11And you guys love Bae?
48:12Uh-huh.
48:14I think they hate her.
48:15They tried to kick her out the room last night.
48:17Like, out of all people, like, why her?
48:19Fuck you like at dinner day, fool.
48:21You in the house now.
48:23So at this point, I'ma let you know,
48:25I'ma give you the rundown of what it is.
48:26I'ma let you know, that's my man.
48:28Let me ask you, ladies.
48:29We have six remaining.
48:31Two of you will be staying.
48:33Four of you will be going home.
48:34How are you feeling?
48:35Nervous.
48:37Sticking like a stripper, tighten up.
48:39It is what it is.
48:40Next, staying with us tonight,
48:42come and collect your rose, please.
48:48Himothy.
48:49Himothy, damn.
48:52You almost left the competition.
48:54How does it feel to leave for almost $5,000?
48:57I wasn't gonna do it.
48:57I just wanted to test the waters.
48:59Shaking like a stripper, tighten up.
49:00You know what I'm saying?
49:01I had to.
49:03The water was warm.
49:05The water was warm.
49:06That's all.
49:07That cunt big, too, in them,
49:09you got a big cunt.
49:11You can see it through them briefs.
49:13Yeah, he's that short, I'm not moving that.
49:17I felt good.
49:18Like, that was a compliment.
49:20Like, I don't give a fuck.
49:21Drewski, would you like to address the final five?
49:23Because only one of them will be staying with you tonight.
49:26Final five, you know, we've been through a lot, y'all.
49:30Everybody, you know, did what they needed to do
49:32in this competition.
49:34It's about love at the end of the day.
49:36So I'll still fuck even if you ain't in the competition.
49:39But you just won't have my heart.
49:41He will.
49:42Ladies, if I call your name,
49:44come and collect your rose,
49:46go get in the pool,
49:48and enjoy your night here
49:49at the Could Have Been Love Estate.
49:51If I do not call your name,
49:53it's over for you.
49:57Gotta get on the bus.
49:58But we ain't going to the club tonight.
50:01The name is
50:04White Chocolate.
50:05Ah!
50:07Auntie, gotta go.
50:10I'm shocked.
50:11He giving roses to people who
50:13in full-blown relationships.
50:15People got roses that don't even like him.
50:17I really like him.
50:19But hey, if you don't like me, cool.
50:21I ain't gonna sweat no shit.
50:22I don't chase them, I replace them.
50:24So it's good.
50:25Asian persuasion, gotta go.
50:26Man, what is something that I can't do?
50:28I ain't, you know, it's whatever, it's whatever.
50:30But low-key though, I'm happy.
50:32No, I'm not.
50:33I'm not that happy.
50:34I'm like sad, you know?
50:36Cause like, I really do like him, you know?
50:39I'm here for a good time.
50:40I just want to chill, you know what I'm saying?
50:42I've never seen Atlanta before, so I came in.
50:44I'm just saying, gotta go.
50:47White Chocolate.
50:52She ain't even getting in the mud, man.
50:54But she's getting in the pool.
50:55White Chocolate, you still getting in the pool?
50:56Country, gotta go.
50:59I really, really am shocked.
51:04I wonder if there was a mistake.
51:08I'm here for the right reasons.
51:09It's getting a little distracted.
51:10I don't think I could've did anything else better.
51:13Think I did my shit.
51:14Two of my close girls left.
51:16Two.
51:16E-Baby and Asian Persuasion.
51:18So now everyone in my room is gone.
51:20That girl did not talk at all.
51:22She did not engage.
51:22She didn't do shit.
51:24So ladies, what this means for you
51:27is that everything you've been through,
51:29all of the mental, physical anguish,
51:31the mud wrestling, putting your life on the line,
51:34has been for naught.
51:37Final 10.
51:39Now what?
51:40It only gets more difficult from here.
51:42Yeah.
51:44I'll see the final 10 in the house.
51:46Let's get in the pool.
51:53Top 10!
51:55Top 10!
51:56Top 10!
51:59And then there were 10.
52:02Hey!
52:03We're Jesus' 10 disciples.
52:05Girls, congratulations.
52:06You still have a chance at Drewski's heart,
52:08which I know is the only reason you're here.
52:10I love you.
52:11But also $50,000 is on the table.
52:12Yeah, put it on the floor.
52:14Put it on the floor.
52:15Yeah.
52:16You're like a bitch that gets down at day.
52:18Yeah.
52:20Listen, I know you girls are feeling muddy.
52:22You're feeling gross.
52:23I heard some of you are feeling itchy in your privates,
52:26which just sounds not fun.
52:28And for that reason,
52:29and as a congratulations jump,
52:31I'm going to say the words
52:33and you guys get into this chlorine
52:36and wash your bodies.
52:38I peed on myself.
52:40Meatball just peed.
52:41I had to pee before I got in the pool.
52:43Most people pee in the pool.
52:45Yeah, I came in over here.
52:46You just peed?
52:47Hey, respect for that.
52:48Respect for that.
52:49Sorry, y'all!
52:50Respect for that.
52:51How is this no pee in the pool?
52:52I didn't pee at all.
52:53Hey, there's no pee in the pool, you right?
52:55Yo, bitch, you're officially
52:57the runnest bitch in the world.
52:59That ain't no f***ing way.
53:00I've never seen anything like that in my life, Meatball.
53:03I got pee on my pinky toe.
53:05Ladies, you can now baptize yourself
53:07in this could have been love water.
53:21And Meatball, the bathroom's inside.
53:23Get that little pee out.
53:28Get that pee out, Meatball.
53:31Hold on, Meatball.
53:32Can I stay in here?
53:34You gotta do a ditty job, man, okay?
53:41I'm Caleb Presley, and you're watching
53:43Could Have Been Love with 10 women remaining
53:46with a chance at Drewski's heart and $50,000.
53:53Next time on Could Have Been Love.
53:55Welcome to the Could Have Been Love Ranch.
53:58We have arranged a wide variety of activities.
54:01Milking, milking, and more milking.
54:04You man up. You be a man today.
54:06Oh, no, he look like he about to go down.
54:07You can't put that b***h on that pony, man.
54:09Hey, hey, hey, hey.
54:11I don't want to transition them all.
54:13Jesus ain't do all his work in one day.
54:15This so f***ing goddamned today.
54:17You said you farted, so I farted with you.
54:20That wasn't even a fart.
54:21That was a little bit of shit came up out of there.
54:23No, it wasn't.
54:24Oh, f*** you.
54:27Welcome, ladies, to Could Have Been Love bull riding.
54:30Okay. Oh!
54:31Not everyone can stay with us tonight.
54:33If I call your name, please come and collect your rose.
54:57Let us know in the comments who you vote to get eliminated next.