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Working at The Boba Teashop sure does give me the creeps! Between the cats going MEOW and running out of SALT, I might just go crazy in this episode of 3 Scary Games! I hate this. I hate this description. I hate this bit that I've set up for myself. I've been putting the names of the games in the description for keywords but why? Why does it have to be this horrible? Why do I have to keep making horrifyingly cringe descriptions every episode? How has no one caught on to this? Also check out the Cloak X Elden Ring collab available now.

The Boba Teashop ► https://miketendev.itch.io/the-boba-teashop
MEOW ► https://winabees.itch.io/meow
SALT ► https://kayrox-14.itch.io/salt1

Edited By ► https://www.youtube.com/LixianTV

MORE Scary Games ► https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tRBEVW0hiBSFOFhTC5wt75P2BES0rAo
Transcript
00:30Welcome to the Boba tea shop.
00:53This game looked terrifying, I'm gonna show you something, hold on, that.
01:00I don't like that. So anyway,
01:03I decided to play it. Now, I know this is gonna be divisive. I actually don't really like Boba.
01:09I know that's strange, but it's a texture thing. I'm sure there's different types of Boba, but I don't like rocks.
01:14I know they're not rocks. I know they're soft, but I don't like rocks in my drink.
01:19I don't like unexpected random blobs
01:23floating up through my giant straw. The straw is too big. The beads are weird. I don't really like tea.
01:29This is it. The moment where all those long corporate days finally pay off in the form of Boba and dreams.
01:35But even with all this excitement, my nerves are on edge. I put everything into this place. I can't let it fail.
01:42So the stakes are high. I need to make money. This place needs to work.
01:47I could have gotten some better lighting. I could have also opened during the day.
01:52Okay, I got a weird flashback to Deus Ex, like the original way back when, whatever.
02:01Ha ha!
02:03Go to your counter and close the counter door. Yep.
02:06Hup.
02:07Hi-ya!
02:08I'm ready.
02:09This is gonna be awesome. Hi! Welcome!
02:15It's a very strange way that it's animated. I like it, but it's unsettling.
02:18It's about time a Boba tea shop opened around here. I'll have a Boba milk tea.
02:23You got it!
02:24Ingredients, empty cup, milk tea, Boba, straw, and cover.
02:30Okay. Milk tea.
02:32Where's the Boba?
02:33Boba.
02:34Boba.
02:35Bo-oba.
02:36Bo-oba.
02:38Boba.
02:40Bo-ba.
02:41Boba.
02:42Bo-ba.
02:43Boba.
02:44Boba.
02:45Boba.
02:47Boba.
02:49Bo-ba.
02:51Bo-ba.
02:53Bo-ba.
02:54Bo-ba.
02:55Bo-ba.
02:56Boba.
02:57Boba.
02:58Boba.
02:59So I should just leave it in the cup station for then.
03:01So I should just leave it in the cup station for then.
03:03Thank!
03:04Blonk.
03:05There you go.
03:06Thank you!
03:08Whoa.
03:09One, two, three, five?
03:12I can't do math.
03:13Eight.
03:14Eight dollars for a boba.
03:16Hi.
03:19I got some...
03:20I got something right there.
03:22Got something right there.
03:23I mean,
03:24hard be it for me to
03:25criticize a man who's working hard.
03:28Hmm.
03:29What's all the fuss about these drinks?
03:30Let's see. It's milk tea with tapioca, also known as boba.
03:34All right, then I'll take one boba milk tea for my son and one milk tea no boba for myself.
03:39Not sure I trust those chewy things.
03:41Hey.
03:43I get you, man.
03:44Something weird about them, right?
03:47Something just not right.
03:52Okay, that's one
03:53for the son.
03:55And then one no boba
03:58for...
03:59no boba.
04:01Bad boba.
04:07Blam, and I'm gonna turn down the sensitivity because it's always too high.
04:11And dong.
04:12There you go, buddy.
04:13Ah, this better be good.
04:15Well.
04:18Thank you for that.
04:19How much was that?
04:24Hi.
04:25Would you like some boba?
04:27Yay, a boba tea shop.
04:29Big sis, can I get two boba milk teas, please?
04:32Sure.
04:34Why do you need two?
04:46I guess I could have gotten that one.
04:50You asked for two, right?
04:51Yeah, boba milk teas.
04:53There you go, kid.
04:54Do you have money?
04:55Big sis, you should add strawberry boba to the menu.
04:58It will be the best seller for sure.
05:00Thanks.
05:01Bye.
05:03Expanding the menu could be a good idea.
05:05I'll do some research after closing.
05:07Hell yeah.
05:09I'm making so much money.
05:14Hi.
05:16Welcome.
05:17You've got the swagger of a confident man.
05:21Oh, wow.
05:22I wasn't expecting to see such a beautiful lady behind the counter.
05:24Ha!
05:26Ha!
05:29Can I have one boba milk tea with extra boba?
05:32Oh, yeah.
05:33You're gonna get all the boba.
05:36That's what flattery gets you.
05:45Extra boba.
05:48Gee, thanks.
05:49Gee, you're welcome.
05:51Also, you look really cool.
05:52Can I have your number?
05:54No.
05:56Shucks.
05:56Oh, well.
05:57Can't blame a guy for trying.
05:59I suppose not.
06:01Doesn't matter how confident you are.
06:03That's all for today.
06:04Should clean the shop and prep for tomorrow.
06:06I should.
06:09Who vomited on the floor?
06:12Who?
06:14Who?
06:15Ha!
06:16Oh my god.
06:18Hi.
06:19What?
06:21What is it?
06:23I'm so sorry.
06:24I didn't mean to scare you.
06:25Oh, don't worry.
06:27You did.
06:29I saw you were about to close and I had to rush in.
06:31I'm sure.
06:32It's fine.
06:33It's fine.
06:33All right, come on.
06:35This is all about customer service here.
06:38All right, don't worry.
06:41Pop on over and I'll get you taken care of.
06:45So you...
06:47You like goth or something?
06:48I'll take two boba milk teas.
06:51You got it.
06:53Two boba milk teas coming right up.
06:55Don't you worry.
06:57Don't do anything while my back is turned.
06:59You wouldn't do anything, would you?
07:00You would never.
07:02You never would, would you?
07:05Oh, money.
07:07Put the money down.
07:07I'll take that.
07:08Thanks for the money.
07:13Oh.
07:22Okay, anyway.
07:24There you go.
07:25Thank you so much.
07:25I really appreciate it.
07:26I really appreciate your business.
07:30Now, don't do that again.
07:39Keep the chairs.
07:40Keep, keep, keep, keep, keep, keep.
07:45Pick them up from the staff room and clean the dirty spots in the floor.
07:49Why do I have a staff room?
07:50I'm the only staff.
07:52I guess it's just the employee area for me being defined if I ever have employees.
07:57Hi-ya!
07:58What is this?
07:59Late night mop?
08:00That's exactly late night mop.
08:03Hi-ya.
08:05All right.
08:07Exit the shop.
08:07I gotta put away my stuff.
08:12Can't have that.
08:13I'm just lying around.
08:15Should I take my money or no?
08:18Okay.
08:19Yippee!
08:22Ha-ha!
08:24All right.
08:25I'm happy.
08:26That was great.
08:29No!
08:34You kidding me?
08:35Are you...
08:37Yashin' me?
08:38Are you Yashin' me right now?
08:41I guess it is a demo.
08:43Oh, well, I like it.
08:44Hey, everyone.
08:45Wishlist this so that it can actually be made.
08:48Fine.
08:49I was enjoying myself, but oh, well.
08:51Moving on.
08:54Meow.
08:55Wait, have I played Meow?
08:56Why is this familiar?
08:57I don't think I've played this before, but this is a horror game about taking care of your cat,
09:01which is a horrible experience that nobody should endure.
09:04Just kidding.
09:05I like cats and I've had cats in the past.
09:08Hi, kitty.
09:09Hi.
09:10Oh, they're too cute.
09:11I've never played this before.
09:12Oh, my goodness.
09:15Oh, my goodness.
09:16Meow.
09:19Meow.
09:19Oh, my goodness.
09:21Oh, my good-
09:22Oh.
09:24Meow.
09:25Where's your food?
09:26Where's your food?
09:26Sorry, my eyeballs are all kinds of staticky right now, but hey, you want some food?
09:32You want your food?
09:33There you go.
09:38Oh, you're adorable.
09:39Go to sleep.
09:40Well, guess that was all the rest and relaxation I need.
09:44I just need to check.
09:45Did I lock the doors?
09:47Okay, there's a mystery door over there.
09:49Probably a bathroom, but who knows?
09:52I'm asleep now.
09:54Okay.
09:59Kitty?
10:00Hi, kitty.
10:00Meow.
10:01Hi, kitty.
10:03Meow.
10:04Hi, kitty.
10:06Meow.
10:07Oh, my goodness.
10:07You are so cute.
10:09Meow.
10:09Go to the shop to buy cat food.
10:11Okay, I'm sorry, kitty.
10:12We're out of cat food.
10:13I gotta go to the shop, okay?
10:14Don't you worry.
10:15Don't you worry.
10:16Don't worry.
10:17You're so cute.
10:18Oh, my God, you're so cute.
10:20Meow.
10:20Look at those little feet walking all stupid.
10:23All right, gotta go to the shop apparently.
10:25Oh, y'all got any cat food?
10:29Hello, sir?
10:31Sir?
10:32All right, cat food, cat food, cat food.
10:35Maybe I should buy more than one.
10:41I mean, shouldn't I buy more than one?
10:43That's all I need.
10:46I bought the food.
10:47Feed the cat now.
10:50I will.
10:52Kitty.
10:53Meow.
10:54I know.
10:55I know.
10:55Did I put it?
10:56How did I put it in the shelf?
10:57I know, kitty.
10:58I don't know how that happened, but there you go, kitty.
11:01Oh, you good kitty.
11:03Good kitty.
11:05Good kitty.
11:07Good kitty.
11:09Sweet dreams.
11:12Music.
11:14Why?
11:16Kitty?
11:19Kitty?
11:21Kitty?
11:22Kitty?
11:23AAH!
11:24AAH!
11:25Okay.
11:27Okay.
11:47You know.
11:56You know.
11:58Thumbs up for me.
11:59I'm all I'm okay with that.
12:01I feel like I feel like a million bucks.
12:05That's what I feel like.
12:06That's what I feel like right now.
12:07Great game.
12:08Incredible stuff moving on.
12:26Music.
13:26Welcome to Salt, which I'm guessing that's what those bags say, so we're all learning
13:50something.
13:51Additional information.
13:52Wow.
13:54Horror engine.
13:55Whatever that is.
13:56Must be some kind of like pre-built horror thingamabob.
14:01Maybe I'll use one of those to try to make a game myself someday.
14:05Oh.
14:06Wow.
14:07Another wicking day has come to an end.
14:12It sure has.
14:13Finally, I'm almost home.
14:17New thoughts appear.
14:19Press tab for viewing.
14:20My mind!
14:25What do you think, brain?
14:27I think you should get to the apartment.
14:29Thank you, brain.
14:30I appreciate it.
14:32You know you're just talking to yourself.
14:34It's better if I visualize this as some kind of alternate entity that exists between the
14:40neurons.
14:41You're an idiot.
14:42I guess I'm just gonna walk.
14:44I don't know which way, but this way is slightly more illuminated, so I'm guessing this way.
14:50Yeah, I know.
14:54I know.
14:55Get to my apartment.
14:56I'm aware.
14:57I don't need to console my brain that often.
14:59Unreal Engine 5, huh?
15:01Hmm.
15:02It's good.
15:03It's good.
15:04It's good.
15:05Um.
15:06Yes?
15:07I'm guessing.
15:08I'm trying to get some kind of visual clues here.
15:18There's a pile of garbage.
15:19That's a nice visual clue.
15:21There's also lines going this way, so maybe.
15:26Down this path?
15:28Seems as good as any.
15:30Up there?
15:31Is that it?
15:32Is that my apartment?
15:34Brain, is that my apartment?
15:35Shouldn't you know?
15:36I don't know anything.
15:37Oh, don't you?
15:38That's because I know everything.
15:40You're, um, um.
15:42Lixian, blow this brain up for getting uppity.
15:44No, wait, not my brain!
15:47Oh, hi, kitty.
15:50You're too hyper-realistic for this world.
15:53And your ears are stupid.
15:55But your face?
15:56Adorable.
15:57Adorable.
15:58Okay, goodbye.
16:04Let me reach out with my hand.
16:17I'm sorry?
16:21The hell kind of passcode did I just barter-dee-ba-dee-dee?
16:25Some complex hand signal?
16:28Hmm.
16:29Well, this seems vaguely familiar.
16:31I think there was a game in this type of stairwell.
16:36A missing person flyer.
16:38Judging by the date, the person went missing recently.
16:40Well, I hate to tell you.
16:42That's not recent to now, anyway.
16:43Hmm, not as recent if that's 1971.
16:4784.
16:48Ew.
16:49What the hell is that?
16:52Ah!
16:55You don't scare me, neighbor.
16:57Hey, buddy.
16:58Okay.
17:03Brain, what do you think of this?
17:05Oh, you've been exploded.
17:06I expected to come around and you'd be perfectly normal.
17:08And goodness gracious, was I right.
17:10Get me out of here.
17:11How you doing, buddy?
17:12Hey, pal.
17:13Don't worry about anything.
17:15Listen, you're gonna get that head fixed.
17:17You're gonna get the money to get a widening surgery.
17:21No one thinks you have a shriveled, non-girthy head.
17:24Come on.
17:25Come on.
17:26Have some confidence.
17:29You're gonna be alright.
17:31Oh, he's dark.
17:33Oh, it's demony.
17:35Ah, it's mine.
17:37Glad I got rid of it.
17:39Glad I found mine.
17:42Close that up.
17:48Home sweet, okay.
17:49Finally, I'm home.
17:52I'm terribly hungry.
17:56I hope there's something edible in the fridge.
17:58I don't know why you wouldn't know that.
18:00Well, actually, no.
18:01I've spent hours standing in my own pantry.
18:04Just standing there, hoping that whatever food I actually want would throw itself at me.
18:10And it never does.
18:15Ooh, there is one food in here.
18:19Great.
18:20Lasagna.
18:23Excellent.
18:24And one beer.
18:26And anime boobs!
18:28Yippee!
18:30Everything a man needs.
18:33That was too quick for lasagna.
18:37Let me tell you, lasagna, that shit takes a long time to cook.
18:40I don't know what the thermal capacity of lasagna is, but it's high.
18:44Thank you, anime boobs.
18:46Now I need to take a shower after that meal.
18:49Oof.
18:50Oh, I also have a...
18:53A that.
18:54And a can of...
18:55That.
18:56Whatever that is.
18:57And one beer.
18:58Alright.
18:59Shower, shower.
19:00Me oh my.
19:01Shower, sh-
19:04Hi.
19:05Who is this?
19:06Who is this?
19:11Check the front door.
19:12Alright, thank you.
19:16Hello.
19:17Hi!
19:18Oh, how you doing, buddy?
19:21Hello.
19:22Hi.
19:25I'm your neighbor upstairs.
19:27Well, you were downstairs, so that's weird.
19:29Could you lend me some salt?
19:31I'm cooking something right now, and as luck would have it, I'm out of salt.
19:36Yeah.
19:37I'll bring it right now.
19:39Just gonna leave my door open.
19:41Just gonna go get the salt.
19:44Of which I have much.
19:46Don't you worry about-
19:48That's not the door.
19:49Don't you worry about a thing.
19:51Gonna get the salt.
19:53Salt.
19:54Salt.
19:56Alright, fine.
19:58Hey.
19:59I don't have any salt in here.
20:00Hey, buddy.
20:01Don't have any salt in there.
20:02You just hold on.
20:03Hold right on.
20:04Don't worry.
20:05It's probably in here.
20:06No, it's not.
20:07Haha.
20:08Salt, you say?
20:10Well, I keep my salt in the cupboards.
20:14I keep my salt in this fridge.
20:16I keep my salt close.
20:20Always close.
20:22Salt.
20:24I have it.
20:26I have it.
20:28Hey, buddy, buddy.
20:32I've got a terrible feeling about this.
20:34Hey, pal!
20:35Friend!
20:37Where is he?
20:38He must have gone upstairs.
20:39He said he was in the apartment upstairs.
20:41He must have gone up there.
20:43Boy, it's dark.
20:45Okay, well, I need-
20:47Neighbor?
20:49Neighbor?
20:51Neighbor?!
20:52Fine.
20:54Better take a shower, then.
20:56Nothing bad's gonna happen to me now.
20:58I'll leave it open.
20:59Just in case he needs to stop on by.
21:05Neighbor?
21:06You're not in there, are you?
21:09Oh, it's fine.
21:11I should have left the bathroom door open, too.
21:15No!
21:16Nobody kill me!
21:20Now that it's left to take the trash out and I can go to bed.
21:22Sure hope when I open this door, nothing is there.
21:26Nope!
21:27Who closed my front door?
21:29La la!
21:30La la la la!
21:31La la la la la!
21:32La la la la la!
21:33La la la la la!
21:34La la la la la!
21:35La la la la la!
21:36La la la la la!
21:37La la la la la!
21:38La la la la la!
21:39La la la la la!
21:40La la la la la!
21:41La la la la la!
21:42La la la la la!
21:43La la la la la!
21:44La la la la la!
21:45La la la la la!
21:46La la la la la!
21:47La la la la la!
21:48La la la la la!
21:49La la la la la!
21:50La la la la la!
21:51La la la la la!
21:52La la la la la!
21:53La la la la la!
21:54La la la la la!
21:55La la la la la!
21:56La la la la la!
21:57Very complex code to get in and out.
22:16Also if you sing like that, nothing can kill you.
22:20Nothing.
22:21Nothing at all.
22:23You become literally invulnerable, and legally I did not say you become invulnerable.
22:30I said invulnerable, which is a word that I made up that protects me.
22:35I'll just slap it in there.
22:38Good enough.
22:40Return home.
22:43Thank you, brain.
22:45What would I do without you?
22:57Everything's going great.
22:58I hate this.
22:59Is this mine?
23:06No.
23:09One more.
23:14Good.
23:17Home sweet home.
23:27I'm sure.
23:28I'll leave it open.
23:29Finally, I can go to bed.
23:31Do I have a bed?
23:32I don't see if I have a bed.
23:35Is this my bed?
23:37Good enough.
23:38Leave all the doors open.
23:56I'm awake.
24:08Okay that was weird.
24:09That was a lot of sounds to open my eyes.
24:13Who is it?
24:14Neighbor again with his salt.
24:16Hey.
24:17Buddy.
24:18Buddy.
24:19That's strange.
24:20Neighbor?
24:21Neighbor?
24:24Some traces.
24:27I know this from my hunting days.
24:32And they lead to the fifth floor.
24:38Well, my neighbor projectile shat himself or this is blood.
24:43Well, if he's weakened, I could probably kill him.
24:48You're not weakened in here, are you?
24:55I don't think he's weakened at all.
24:58Oh.
25:02Hmm.
25:05Yes, yes, yes.
25:06Good, yes.
25:08This is good.
25:09Great.
25:11Neighbor?
25:13Neighbor?
25:16Oh, yeah, of course.
25:19Neighbor?
25:20Neighbor?
25:21Neighbor?
25:22Neighbor?
25:23Neighbor?
25:24Neighbor?
25:25Not enough games where you play the murderer.
25:31Bag?
25:32Key?
25:33Key.
25:34Got key.
25:35Probably fine.
25:41Neighbor?
25:45Neighbor?
25:49Fuck!
25:52Oh, my God.
25:56He's a fucking killer!
26:00He wanted to salt the garbage?
26:06He called the cops in fast.
26:08I'm sure I'll get out.
26:11Let me just consult my brain.
26:12Return to your apartment and call the police.
26:14That's a good idea.
26:15Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..
26:17Huh huh huh, huh huh, huh huh, huh,
26:19Huh huh huh, huh huh, huh huh, huh,
26:21La la la la la la..
26:22La la la la la la la la,
26:23La la la, no time to close the door..
26:25La la la, la la la la la la la laa..
26:26Where did I see a phone?
26:28Ah!
26:29Police!?
26:30Huh..
26:31Fu-fuck..
26:31Let me dial, fuck, fuck, FUCK.
26:34Alright..
26:38I need to, ah yeah you're right I need to calm down.
26:44I'm gonna call 1-1-2. No, that's not the right number. Oh, oh boy
27:03Leave
27:09Please help me. All right, it's fine
27:14You
27:28Hi
27:36No, I'm dead. All right, great
27:39Thank you
27:40There's been there's been three scary games. Hope you enjoyed it
27:44I did been a while since we did one of these hope to do more
27:48Very soon. I'm sure Lixian has something scary for you or he's gonna say he's just gonna blow up your brains
27:52Don't think too hard about it. Don't think too hard at all. The more you use your brain the faster. It's gonna explode