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00:00:30Oh, God.
00:00:32Hello?
00:00:37Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:40I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:44So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:48Sue, um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:52Um, I think I'm gonna spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:55Uh, I'm gonna lose my virginity to him.
00:00:58You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:00What? But you can't.
00:01:02I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:05Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:07You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:11You know, I'm gonna tell Lexi.
00:01:13She's gonna be very unhappy about this.
00:01:22Come on, Lexi.
00:01:28Let's go.
00:01:37So, girls, what are we gonna do for our birthday?
00:01:40Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:45But this is the big one-eight.
00:01:47I mean, every year since our moms met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:51But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:54So, what's something we've never done before?
00:01:57Mushrooms?
00:01:58No, not like that. Like something nice.
00:02:01Like maybe a trip.
00:02:03Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:05No.
00:02:07Sorry, Sue. I have a date.
00:02:10So do I.
00:02:12Sorry, Sue.
00:02:13Don't worry, Sue. We'll figure it out.
00:02:17Oh, flowers. Are these from you?
00:02:19Yeah, sure.
00:02:21Here you go.
00:02:23No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:26I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:29I guess, um...
00:02:31you still make me nervous.
00:02:34Oh, Jake.
00:02:39I'm sorry.
00:02:41I'm sorry.
00:02:43Oh, Jake.
00:02:47Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:50Uh, no, Jake. Not yet.
00:02:52When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:55The best night of my life.
00:02:56It will be. I promise.
00:02:58It'll always be amazing.
00:03:00With you and me.
00:03:02Together.
00:03:05Jake, no. I have to go.
00:03:07I have to work on my art project.
00:03:10You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:13but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:16Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:19The Saturday?
00:03:21Of course.
00:03:25Thanks.
00:03:27Okay. Bye.
00:03:35Bye.
00:03:43Oh, baby. You're so hot.
00:03:45I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:47Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:49What was your name again?
00:03:50Rob. Sex guy.
00:03:55Lexi is so upset she's speechless.
00:03:59Yeah, right. I bet.
00:04:05Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:09Oh, no.
00:04:11Do not compute.
00:04:13Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:18Oh, huh. Hi.
00:04:20When did you get home?
00:04:23So, is it true?
00:04:24Yes, it is.
00:04:26It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:30I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy
00:04:35and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:37So, I just think it's the right time.
00:04:40Lexi, tell her.
00:04:41Losing our virginity is one of those milestones
00:04:43we should all face together.
00:04:45On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:47Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday.
00:04:49Or maybe even, like, our 29th.
00:04:52Eight. Maybe.
00:04:55Listen, guys, I know it's tradition,
00:04:58but I'm sorry.
00:05:03I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:11But, Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:14We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:16Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dick?
00:05:20It's not Jake.
00:05:22It's the male ideal.
00:05:24Like a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:28Right.
00:05:30Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:32I mean, it kind of sucks. I'm not really an artist.
00:05:34Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:36The point is, we should all lose our virginities together
00:05:39on the same day, and I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:42I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
00:05:45Look, I can go either way.
00:05:47I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:52I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:55Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:58But if you want to do it this year,
00:06:01then maybe we all should.
00:06:04You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:10Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:13To church, to pray for you.
00:06:15I want to be first in line.
00:06:17I'm getting this is...
00:06:19Yeah, me too.
00:06:23♪♪♪
00:06:29Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:31It has been four days since my last confession.
00:06:33I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:06:35Mm-hmm.
00:06:37Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:06:40but it's about sex.
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I mean, not me.
00:06:47I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:49Mm-hmm.
00:06:51I've never even seen a guy's...
00:06:53Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll,
00:06:56but I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:06:58and I wanted to see his thing,
00:07:00but there was nothing there.
00:07:04Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:06My best friends.
00:07:08They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:10Okay.
00:07:12Third base.
00:07:14What? No.
00:07:16Like, sex. Like, intercourse.
00:07:18With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:20I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:07:22if you know what I mean.
00:07:24All the way. Go all the way.
00:07:26What are you...
00:07:28What?
00:07:30Ah!
00:07:32How could you do...
00:07:34You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:38What?
00:07:44Yes. Yes!
00:07:46Run! Run!
00:07:48Ah!
00:07:50Damn it!
00:07:52Fucking Yankees.
00:07:56Sorry.
00:08:18Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:20Would you have a little consideration?
00:08:22I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:24Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:28I have an announcement to make.
00:08:30I want to do it.
00:08:32Do you hear me? I want to do it.
00:08:34This weekend.
00:08:36On our birthday.
00:08:38Do what?
00:08:40It. Screw.
00:08:42You know, screwing, boning,
00:08:44making the beast with two backs.
00:08:46Shagging, fucking.
00:08:50You do.
00:08:52But what about all your religious stuff?
00:08:54And what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:56Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:58Really?
00:09:00Well, okay, great.
00:09:02We're all in then.
00:09:04So we'll have a big pool party
00:09:06and we'll do it there.
00:09:08Right?
00:09:10Right.
00:09:12I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:16Okay.
00:09:22Hey, Frank.
00:09:24Hi, Sue.
00:09:26Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:28I don't know. Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:30Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:32Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:38Maybe.
00:09:40Hey.
00:09:42I was wondering.
00:09:44It's tomorrow night. It's for our birthday.
00:09:46Do you want to come?
00:09:48Do you think he can see up my short?
00:10:00Well, the house looks done.
00:10:02Tomorrow's the big day.
00:10:04We finally turn 18.
00:10:06And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:08Well, we better get our beady sleep
00:10:10because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:12So, okay.
00:10:14We know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake.
00:10:16And I'll probably do that guy, Rod.
00:10:18But Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chain?
00:10:20It's easy.
00:10:22I've known for the past six years,
00:10:24ever since catechism.
00:10:26What the fuck is catechism?
00:10:28I think it's a baby panda
00:10:30wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:38My soulmate.
00:10:42Chris?
00:10:44Sue, you, um,
00:10:46might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:48I mean...
00:10:50What? No. Chris is perfect.
00:10:52He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:54Plus, his name's Chris. It's a sign.
00:10:56Sue, the only sign
00:10:58is that Chris has a major case
00:11:00of gay face.
00:11:02What? He does not.
00:11:04Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:06He looks just like Justin Bieber
00:11:08with a little bit of Zac Efron
00:11:10Just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:12Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:14Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:16Okay, well,
00:11:18sweet dreams.
00:11:20See you in the morning.
00:11:28I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:30I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:40You're so perfect.
00:12:10I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:40Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:02Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:04Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:06Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:08Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:30Oh, my gosh.
00:13:32They're coming.
00:13:34Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:42It's gonna be really sexy. I'm gonna spritz it.
00:13:44You're gonna die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46It's gonna be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid. Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants. That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ. Can I have your mouth, too?
00:13:56Anyway,
00:13:58what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:14:00not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:04A very smooth, plastic wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on. Hurry up.
00:14:14Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:18Um...
00:14:20You should put that down, though, because it's like...
00:14:22It's very fragile.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:26Hurry up.
00:14:28Those are your anal beads, right?
00:14:30Yeah.
00:14:36Whoa!
00:14:40Whoa!
00:14:48Whoa, this party's gonna happen.
00:14:50Whoa!
00:14:52Hold up.
00:14:54Are we gonna have some fun?
00:14:56Oh, attack of the wet t-shirts. Nice!
00:14:58Ha ha ha!
00:15:00Oh, fuck.
00:15:02Ah, fuck.
00:15:04Oh, Jen!
00:15:07Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:10No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:15but be careful, it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:20Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I mean, I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:15:29Foster, you're such a cutie.
00:15:32Please don't touch my service tie.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay, Matt?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.
00:15:37Okay, see you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:42This is crazy.
00:15:44Jake!
00:15:45Hi!
00:15:46Hey, babe.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What, you want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:02Oh, hon.
00:16:03Yeah.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later, when the time's right.
00:16:11You didn't have to get me anything.
00:16:14And I have a present for you
00:16:15that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:19Hey, bro.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:23What bet?
00:16:28All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hi.
00:16:41Check it out!
00:16:44Dare me?
00:16:48Woo-hoo!
00:16:55Oh, that's so cute.
00:16:56Look at the doggy.
00:16:59Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:00Are those real?
00:17:01Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:03Hey, dude, move!
00:17:04Come on, lame!
00:17:05Oh, all right, okay.
00:17:07I'll see you guys later.
00:17:08Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:09Aw, the boobs.
00:17:1020 bucks says, by the end of the day,
00:17:12I will be motorboating those titties.
00:17:16They're fake anyways.
00:17:17Who cares?
00:17:19Okay.
00:17:24Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:24I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:27Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:29Here, let me.
00:17:30Joanna, no.
00:17:31Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:33Come on.
00:17:34I'm in.
00:17:37Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:40I put this stuff on,
00:17:40but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:44Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:45I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:46He just, like, disappeared.
00:17:47Are these real?
00:17:49Of course they are.
00:17:51How come I've never met you before?
00:17:53I don't know.
00:17:54Maybe he's going to be around.
00:17:55Have you seen Jake?
00:17:58I think he's around or something.
00:18:00Maybe upstairs.
00:18:00I don't know.
00:18:01Well, I'm going to go get my stuff.
00:18:04Bye.
00:18:04Bye.
00:18:05I'm going to go get my stuff.
00:18:06Bye.
00:18:07Have a nice day.
00:18:08Bye.
00:18:09Bye.
00:18:09Bye.
00:18:10Bye.
00:18:11Bye.
00:18:12Okay, bye.
00:18:13Bye.
00:18:14Bye.
00:18:14Bye.
00:18:15Bye.
00:18:16Maybe you went to go get my birthday present.
00:18:19That's probably where he went.
00:18:21Don't worry.
00:18:23Liquid courage?
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:27Atta girl.
00:18:29Vodka cranberry?
00:18:31Shirley Temple.
00:18:33Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:35I gotta go meet Rod.
00:18:37Sue?
00:18:39Are you okay?
00:18:41Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45It's okay. Nothing to be scared of. Seriously.
00:18:47You're gonna be fine.
00:18:49Is Chris here?
00:18:55Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:57No, he does not have gay face.
00:18:59I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:01I'm gonna do it.
00:19:07Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:09No, he does not have gay face.
00:19:11I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:13I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:15I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do this.
00:19:17Good luck.
00:19:19Oh, God.
00:19:21Hey, you can do this.
00:19:23Just act like a slut.
00:19:27Just pretend...
00:19:29you're Lexi.
00:19:37Yeah, my favorite chapter is Psalm and Glory.
00:19:39Chris.
00:19:41Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45In private?
00:19:47No.
00:20:01Hey, Lexi. You're Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:05Chris, you're so sexy.
00:20:07Ever since you played Jesus at camp,
00:20:09I've just...
00:20:11I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:13And I really want to...
00:20:15Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:17Is that wrong?
00:20:19Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:21Nothing. I'm sorry.
00:20:23I don't know how to do this.
00:20:25Sue.
00:20:27Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:29I understand
00:20:31these urges.
00:20:33And, you know,
00:20:35I like you, too.
00:20:37Really? You do?
00:20:39I do. I really do.
00:20:41I like you, too.
00:20:43Really? You do?
00:20:45I do. I really do.
00:20:47It's just...
00:20:49I've devoted a lot
00:20:51of my life to one
00:20:53certain man.
00:20:55Right. Lexi said you were...
00:20:57Jesus.
00:20:59Oh, Batman.
00:21:01Of course. What did you think?
00:21:03Oh, nothing.
00:21:05I shall do this, then.
00:21:07Oh, Sue.
00:21:09You know, for me,
00:21:13when I think about that man
00:21:15who died for our sins,
00:21:17when I think about him
00:21:19up there on that cross,
00:21:21so helpless, yet so
00:21:23muscular,
00:21:25with his strong
00:21:27thighs
00:21:29crossed over each other
00:21:31so delicately
00:21:33beneath that ragged
00:21:35loincloth,
00:21:37growing so hot,
00:21:39so sweaty under that hot,
00:21:41hot sun,
00:21:43I just feel such
00:21:45compassion.
00:21:47I think about those things, too.
00:21:49So you understand
00:21:51why I can't do this?
00:21:53Not really.
00:21:55I just find it too hard. It is
00:21:57to give in to
00:21:59carnal pleasure when
00:22:01he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:03So...
00:22:17Whoa!
00:22:19Have you seen Jake?
00:22:21Uh, no. No.
00:22:23All right.
00:22:27Okay. All right. Focus. Focus. Focus.
00:22:31Oh, there he is.
00:22:35Oh, he got me the puppy
00:22:37that I wanted.
00:22:51How could you?
00:22:55Sue, what happened?
00:22:57Did you guys do it?
00:22:59Sue?
00:23:01He doesn't want me.
00:23:03Because he's gay.
00:23:05No, he's not. He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:07Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:09The only reason you even liked him
00:23:11is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you?
00:23:13Look,
00:23:15the only way you're gonna find out
00:23:17what kind of man you really want
00:23:19is to know what kind of woman you really are
00:23:21deep inside.
00:23:23What?
00:23:25Come with me.
00:23:27Where?
00:23:29To meet your dark side.
00:23:35Out.
00:23:37Everyone out.
00:23:47Sue,
00:23:49it's time for you and your vagina to meet
00:23:51face to face.
00:23:57Okay.
00:24:03I really can't.
00:24:05I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:07I'm not letting you out
00:24:09until you look.
00:24:13I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:17Sue?
00:24:19Can you see it?
00:24:21Sue?
00:24:23I'm almost...
00:24:25I'm almost there.
00:24:29Ugh!
00:24:31What?
00:24:33What?
00:24:35Sue, what happened? What did you see?
00:24:37A raccoon?
00:24:39What?
00:24:41You overshot it. Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:49I can't.
00:24:51Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:53Okay, fine. Fine.
00:24:55I didn't want to do this,
00:24:57but you leave me no choice.
00:24:59What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:03Honestly, I don't know how you expected
00:25:05to ever have sex with someone else
00:25:07when you've never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Lex, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:15Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:17Just find it and use it.
00:25:19It's black. It vibrates.
00:25:23Come on, Rod.
00:25:25Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:27And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:41Hey, cutie! Cutie!
00:25:43Oh!
00:25:45Oh!
00:25:47Who's high?
00:25:49Yeah!
00:25:53Bang. Bang. Bang.
00:25:55Bang.
00:25:57Good boy. Straighten up.
00:25:59Good boy. Good boy.
00:26:01He knows over 100 commands.
00:26:05I'm sorry. I can't see anything.
00:26:07That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:09What a bitch.
00:26:11Fortunately, when you're blind,
00:26:13you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Ah!
00:26:31Oh!
00:26:41Oh, shit.
00:26:47What's wrong with this thing?
00:27:05Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:07Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:09He was getting a blowjob
00:27:11by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:13For sure?
00:27:15I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:17so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:19That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag.
00:27:21How dare he?
00:27:23No, it's awful.
00:27:25I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:27:31It's a text.
00:27:33It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:35Okay.
00:27:37He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:39Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:41Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:43No, you can't just leave.
00:27:45Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:47I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:49No. He'll either deny it
00:27:51or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:53Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:55I see only one option.
00:27:57I'm leaving.
00:27:59Revenge sex.
00:28:01Reve... What? What does that even mean?
00:28:03It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:05and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:09Revenge sex.
00:28:11Reve... What? What does that even mean?
00:28:13It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:15and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:17But he... I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:19He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:21I mean, why would... He's just into other girls.
00:28:23Trust me. He'll care.
00:28:25Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:27To his ego.
00:28:29To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:31Especially if it's with someone smarter,
00:28:33better-looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:37No, I couldn't.
00:28:39Plus, I mean, there's...
00:28:41There's no one smarter and better-looking.
00:28:43Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:45Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:28:47I mean, he wouldn't even be into me
00:28:49if he likes your type.
00:28:51Really? And what type is that?
00:28:53He's flirty.
00:28:55Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing.
00:28:57I fooled around with him once.
00:28:59He has this great tongue ring.
00:29:01Oh, no. I could never fool around
00:29:03with somebody you've fooled around with.
00:29:05Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else.
00:29:07Someone that I haven't...
00:29:09fooled around with.
00:29:13Okay, what does it matter
00:29:15that I fooled around with him?
00:29:17I mean, you're not gonna marry the guy.
00:29:19No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:21Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life
00:29:23knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing
00:29:25to make your boyfriend feel like a total
00:29:27worthless piece of garbage
00:29:29and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence
00:29:31and you chose not to do it,
00:29:33go ahead. But honestly,
00:29:35I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:37I don't know.
00:29:41But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able
00:29:43to live with yourself.
00:29:45I don't know.
00:29:47Trust me. It's going to work.
00:29:53I will intercept Jake
00:29:55and get him upstairs.
00:29:57Hi, Cheryl.
00:29:59Okay, enough to jabber.
00:30:01Oh, no.
00:30:13Hey.
00:30:15Happy birthday.
00:30:17Thanks.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:39Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:43So...
00:30:47Happy birthday.
00:30:49Uh, do you know that most people
00:30:51think that the happy birthday song was
00:30:53from Britain, but it's actually from us,
00:30:55America?
00:30:57United States?
00:30:59I know where we live.
00:31:01Right.
00:31:03Of course.
00:31:05I know where we live.
00:31:07Right.
00:31:09Of course.
00:31:13Hey, Jesus, Eric,
00:31:15are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:17Oh, you want me to move? Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:19I just...
00:31:21No, you're fine.
00:31:25Okay.
00:31:33Jake!
00:31:35So, Eric,
00:31:37do you want to do it or not?
00:31:39Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:41It? What, um...
00:31:43It. Like, monkey bone in
00:31:45and, like, pigs in a blanket
00:31:47get real nasty.
00:31:49Oh.
00:31:51Oh, you mean, like, uh...
00:31:53Right now?
00:31:55I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:57You know, the sooner the better.
00:31:59Yeah, sure.
00:32:01I mean, yeah, of course.
00:32:03I just never realized that you...
00:32:05I mean...
00:32:07Whew.
00:32:09It's just...
00:32:13You're so...
00:32:15You're so beautiful.
00:32:17Okay, um...
00:32:19No kissing.
00:32:21Okay, um, of course.
00:32:23Sorry.
00:32:25So, um...
00:32:29Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:31Oh, wow.
00:32:33You wrapped up like a Hot Pocket
00:32:35or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:37Now that you're leftover, you're not.
00:32:39You're fresh.
00:32:43Now that you're leftover, you're not.
00:32:45You're fresh.
00:32:47Organic.
00:32:50So, the wrap.
00:32:52Right.
00:32:54Um, where's the, uh...
00:32:56It's, uh, the end is...
00:32:58The edge is, like, right over here.
00:33:00Oh, oh, yeah, here it is. I see it.
00:33:02Let me just, uh...
00:33:04Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:06Oh, sorry. Sorry, sorry.
00:33:08It's okay. Do it again.
00:33:10Sorry, I, uh...
00:33:12I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:14You know what?
00:33:16Let me just lay you on the bed.
00:33:18Okay.
00:33:22Uh...
00:33:24Let me just see.
00:33:26Oh, here it is. I got it.
00:33:28All right, just, um, pull it.
00:33:30Let me just...
00:33:32Ah!
00:33:34Oh, jeez. Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:36Are you okay?
00:33:38Uh...
00:33:40Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:42Oh, jeez.
00:33:44Here.
00:33:46Here.
00:33:52Well, that was stupid.
00:33:54Yeah.
00:34:00How you doing tonight?
00:34:02Having a good time?
00:34:04Jake, I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:07What?
00:34:09I can't hear you.
00:34:11Give me another beer.
00:34:13Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:15Where were we?
00:34:17Upstairs. Yeah.
00:34:19Hold on. I'll take a piss.
00:34:21How much beer?
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:37Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:46Finally.
00:34:48I, uh...
00:34:50Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:54Um, don't worry about it.
00:34:56What?
00:34:58I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:01Oh.
00:35:03Well, okay.
00:35:05Okay.
00:35:16Wait.
00:35:18Okay.
00:35:20Okay.
00:35:22Okay.
00:35:24What?
00:35:26Uh...
00:35:28Um...
00:35:30Oh, God.
00:35:32Oh, God.
00:35:38Okay, I think I'm ready to go.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:42Um...
00:35:44♪♪
00:35:54♪♪
00:36:04♪♪
00:36:08What are you doing?
00:36:25I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:31Not yet.
00:36:32More foreplay.
00:36:33Huh?
00:36:34So good.
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:36Yep.
00:36:37Oh, my jaw.
00:36:38Jaw.
00:36:39Jaw.
00:36:40Jaw.
00:36:41What?
00:36:42What?
00:36:43Ah.
00:36:44Ah.
00:36:45Oh.
00:36:46Ah.
00:36:47Lock jaw.
00:36:48Lock jaw.
00:36:49Is that even a thing?
00:36:50I don't know.
00:36:51Ah.
00:36:52Are you okay?
00:36:53No, I'm not.
00:36:54I'm not.
00:36:55I'm not.
00:36:56I'm not.
00:36:57I'm not.
00:36:58I'm not.
00:36:59I'm not.
00:37:00I'm not.
00:37:01I'm not.
00:37:02I'm not.
00:37:03I'm not.
00:37:04I'm not.
00:37:05I'm not.
00:37:06I'm not.
00:37:07I'm not.
00:37:08No.
00:37:09It's fine.
00:37:10I'm just embarrassed.
00:37:11It's probably TNJ or a fracture, or a swelling.
00:37:14Are you sure you're okay?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:19Great.
00:37:20Have fun.
00:37:21Oh.
00:37:22Now.
00:37:23Now.
00:37:24Let's do it.
00:37:25Now.
00:37:26No, not yet.
00:37:27Not yet.
00:37:28All right.
00:37:29I'm going to come.
00:37:30I'm going to come right up.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:32No, not yet, not yet.
00:37:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:36No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:37Lexi!
00:37:38Lexi!
00:37:39Oh!
00:37:40Oh!
00:37:41No, no, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:44Lexi!
00:37:45Lexi!
00:37:46Oh!
00:37:47Oh!
00:37:48No means no!
00:37:49Huh?
00:37:50Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:51I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:52It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't masqueraded for anything.
00:37:56Uh-oh.
00:37:58Uh-oh.
00:37:59Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:00How you doing?
00:38:01How's it going?
00:38:02Good.
00:38:03Eric?
00:38:04Come.
00:38:05Eric, help me.
00:38:06I'm blind.
00:38:07I can't see anything.
00:38:08Excuse me.
00:38:09Cheryl's in here.
00:38:10What's up, bro?
00:38:11What the fuck is going on?
00:38:12Oh, my God.
00:38:13Oh, my God.
00:38:14Oh, my God.
00:38:15Oh, my God.
00:38:16Oh, my God.
00:38:17Oh, my God.
00:38:18Oh, my God.
00:38:19Oh, my God.
00:38:20Oh, my God.
00:38:21Oh, my God.
00:38:22Oh, my God.
00:38:23Oh, my God.
00:38:24Oh, my God.
00:38:25Oh, my God.
00:38:26Oh, my God.
00:38:27What the fuck is...
00:38:29Hey, wait.
00:38:31Lex.
00:38:32Babe.
00:38:33Still waiting.
00:38:40Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.
00:38:44Damn it.
00:38:45I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:38:48Hey, you.
00:38:50You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:54Ow!
00:38:55I'm so sorry! I'll never make fun of the blind again!
00:38:59Ah!
00:39:18Meow!
00:39:20Oh!
00:39:23Oh man, no more water balloons.
00:39:25This party's ass!
00:39:29Yeah!
00:39:33This just isn't working.
00:39:36Nothing.
00:39:37What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:42I'm Carrie, man. Watch this.
00:39:44Spark it up!
00:39:46Yes!
00:39:49Oh man! I love this game!
00:39:52Where's the controllers? We gotta put them...
00:39:53Here, here, here, here.
00:39:54Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:58Woo!
00:40:00Look at this!
00:40:04Pew! Pew! Pew!
00:40:05Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:40:14Hey dude, nice shot.
00:40:17Wasn't me.
00:40:20Meow!
00:40:22Whoa, whoa! Nice!
00:40:25Are you sitting on her or something?
00:40:29Hey, you found the grenade launcher. Nice, nice!
00:40:38Meow!
00:40:43Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:50Hey!
00:40:55Whoa!
00:40:57You are the controller!
00:40:59No, I just...
00:41:01I didn't... I swear, I...
00:41:14Hey, hey, Stu!
00:41:15What's up, man?
00:41:19It's okay. Hey, Stu!
00:41:31Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:33Yeah, I just needed to...
00:41:36Oh, sure.
00:41:38Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:43You were?
00:41:45You mean...
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:53Could we go get a drink?
00:41:58Wow, your toilet's really...
00:42:03Do you know what? I gotta go.
00:42:05Happy birthday.
00:42:06No, Chris! No, that wasn't... I didn't...
00:42:08Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:20This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:22Never going to have sex.
00:42:24Ow.
00:42:44Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:46Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:49Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:42:55Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:57Oh, right. Sorry.
00:42:59Sorry.
00:43:12Jeez.
00:43:13Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:16Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:19Screw it.
00:43:30Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:39Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:42Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:50Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:52Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:54Ha-ha-ha!
00:43:57Oh!
00:44:00No, that was bad.
00:44:02That was so bad.
00:44:16Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:21I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:25Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:29Yes, it does.
00:44:31So, you're JJ?
00:44:33Uh-uh.
00:44:55Hello. Welcome to 1-900-Confess.
00:44:58Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:00A nun.
00:45:01Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:08Please hold.
00:45:09Thank goodness.
00:45:141-900-Confession. How may I be of service?
00:45:17It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:19I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:21One day?
00:45:23Ow!
00:45:28Is that too long?
00:45:29I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:31Go on.
00:45:33Okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:45:37Well, actually, I didn't. A washing machine did.
00:45:39What's her problem?
00:45:41A washing machine touched her.
00:45:45Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:45:48All right, freak. Time's up.
00:45:50What? But what do I do?
00:45:51Just unplug the thing.
00:45:53No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:45:56Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:46:00I'm serious.
00:46:01Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:46:04I'll tell you this.
00:46:06Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:09No contusions?
00:46:11You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:46:14So, the washing machine could touch me any time?
00:46:18Like, morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:21Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:24Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:26Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:29Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:32He sure is. Now run along.
00:46:37Wow. How do you know all that?
00:46:40Because I'm a nun.
00:46:42Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:44Huh. Accidental masturbation.
00:46:46Who'd have thought?
00:46:56Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idea.
00:46:59God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:03Yeah, I admit it. I've got no game.
00:47:06I guess I just get what you mean.
00:47:08I guess I don't feel good when I'm with you.
00:47:11Fucking douchebag.
00:47:13Damn it.
00:47:15I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:18You go, girl.
00:47:20What?
00:47:22What are you doing here?
00:47:24We needed some place private.
00:47:26But, hey, listen.
00:47:28If you're serious about getting laid...
00:47:30Yeah?
00:47:31If you want someone great...
00:47:33I mean, really, the best ever...
00:47:36No offense.
00:47:38Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:40Really?
00:47:42I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:45I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:47It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:50It was like we used all our senses.
00:47:53Everything.
00:47:56If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:47:59All right.
00:48:02What about him?
00:48:04Jeremy.
00:48:06Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:08I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:10I don't know his last name, though.
00:48:12It's Jones.
00:48:14Jeremy Jones.
00:48:16This all makes sense.
00:48:18Excuse me.
00:48:20Jeremy.
00:48:21Hi.
00:48:22Hey.
00:48:23Who was on the phone?
00:48:25Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:27Oh, I see.
00:48:29Who was on the phone?
00:48:30Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:32You'll meet her.
00:48:33She'll be here in like an hour.
00:48:34Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:49Oh.
00:48:50Hi, Frank.
00:48:52Sit.
00:48:56Oh, you meant...
00:48:58You meant the dog.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:03You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:14Oh, I'm relaxed. I'm fine.
00:49:17Why are you biting your nail?
00:49:19I'm not.
00:49:22How did you know that?
00:49:26Go on now.
00:49:30Sit.
00:49:32Roll over.
00:49:36Oh, you mean me?
00:49:39Roll over.
00:49:43Oh, you mean me?
00:49:45Oh, how do you...
00:49:46How do you want me to...
00:49:48Just lie down.
00:49:56Just...
00:50:00Oh.
00:50:01I shouldn't even be doing this,
00:50:03but considering it a teachable moment...
00:50:06Okay.
00:50:09Oh.
00:50:12See me with your hands.
00:50:17All right.
00:50:25You know, I should really...
00:50:26I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:28Really.
00:50:41Mmm, peanut butter.
00:50:56Frank, Frank.
00:50:58Oh.
00:51:01Oh, Frank.
00:51:26Yo, man.
00:51:28Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:29My chips, homeboy.
00:51:31Dude, give me a chip, man.
00:51:32My chips.
00:51:33Dude.
00:51:34My chip.
00:51:35Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:36My chips.
00:51:38Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:49It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:51That's all.
00:51:56No, let me do this.
00:51:57Go ahead.
00:51:58I got it.
00:51:59I got it.
00:52:00No, really, please.
00:52:01I want to help.
00:52:04Okay, everybody out.
00:52:06Leave.
00:52:07I have to vacuum.
00:52:20You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:22They're over here.
00:52:25I see some dust over here, so...
00:52:30It's just so much dust on this floor.
00:52:34It's just a dirty floor.
00:52:36Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:55Oh.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59Oh, all right.
00:53:01I think I got all that.
00:53:03I'm just gonna...
00:53:04I'll see you.
00:53:14Frankie.
00:53:16Oh, my...
00:53:17What was that?
00:53:18What?
00:53:20Fucking shit.
00:53:21Oh, man, we got a smoky, smoky heater.
00:53:25Stop.
00:53:26Frank, stop teasing Frank.
00:53:28Oh, shit.
00:53:30I'm sorry, man.
00:53:31We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:33Oh, I heard something.
00:53:34You want to join us?
00:53:35Uh, no, I'm actually...
00:53:36Come on.
00:53:37You got to do it.
00:53:38Come on.
00:53:39Seriously, guys, I need...
00:53:40Where's your dog, man?
00:53:41Dude, what's it like being blinded?
00:53:42It's trippy.
00:53:47Frank?
00:53:48Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:51Bro, you are too funny.
00:53:55Thanks, man.
00:53:56Ooh, this is some good stuff.
00:53:58I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:00Dude, I ain't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:02Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:04I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:08Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:09This is some good shit.
00:54:21Oh, no.
00:54:23You're the devil.
00:54:25No more.
00:54:29J.J., I...
00:54:30Jeremy, you have to remember
00:54:32that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:35Please.
00:54:37Lex, I can't.
00:54:39I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:41I really like this girl.
00:54:43I'm sorry.
00:54:45I'm sorry.
00:54:47I'm sorry.
00:54:49I really like this girl.
00:54:50Fine.
00:54:52It's just so sad
00:54:54because I'm wearing this copeless bra,
00:54:57and I also have on crotchless panties
00:55:00with just a little string of pearl in front
00:55:03for extra stimulation.
00:55:05Oh.
00:55:10We've got, like, 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:12Perfect.
00:55:15Do it. Let's do it.
00:55:17Fuck me. Fuck me now.
00:55:23What? What's wrong?
00:55:25I can't... I can't get it in.
00:55:27Just try down there.
00:55:29It's, like, desert down there.
00:55:31It's... It's...
00:55:33It's...
00:55:35It's...
00:55:37It's...
00:55:39It's...
00:55:41It's...
00:55:43It's desert down there.
00:55:45It's sandpaper.
00:55:47Okay, I get the picture.
00:55:49Just try it again.
00:55:51No.
00:55:53Why is this happening?
00:55:55We fooled around before.
00:55:57I was dripping wet.
00:55:59I came, like, four times, remember?
00:56:01Just do what you did then. Go on.
00:56:03I already did my thing.
00:56:05I already tried.
00:56:07What? What is different this time?
00:56:09I don't know.
00:56:12I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:14What?
00:56:16You're not JJ?
00:56:18But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:20How can you not be JJ?
00:56:22Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:25Where are you going?
00:56:27We're not done here. I can still do this.
00:56:29I just need a little bit of foreplay. I can do this.
00:56:31I don't need JJ.
00:56:33I don't need anyone else.
00:56:35We can do this.
00:56:37Go team.
00:56:40What?
00:56:42Just keep going.
00:56:48Shit.
00:56:58Where's Jeremy?
00:57:00Hi.
00:57:02We were just, you know...
00:57:04Hey, babe.
00:57:06Just working out.
00:57:10How could you, you bastard?
00:57:15You might want to...
00:57:17What?
00:57:19What?
00:57:21Ah!
00:57:23Mariella!
00:57:25Mariella!
00:57:27You know, those aren't mine.
00:57:29At least not all of them.
00:57:31What is wrong with you?
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:39You used to be so pure.
00:57:41Well, no more. That's it.
00:57:43Really, that's the last one.
00:58:10Cheryl?
00:58:15What is it?
00:58:17What are you doing down here?
00:58:19Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out
00:58:21and get far, far away from here.
00:58:23What?
00:58:25Why?
00:58:27Nothing. Just this blind guy and his dog and...
00:58:29Oh, honey.
00:58:31It's going to be okay.
00:58:33No, it's not okay.
00:58:35God, I...
00:58:37God, I...
00:58:39And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:41I'm sorry.
00:58:43It's Jake's. Jake's fault.
00:58:45That blind, cheating bastard.
00:58:47Yes. He is such a dickwad.
00:58:49You need to confront him.
00:58:51Yeah. Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:53I mean, it's my birthday,
00:58:55and where is he anyway?
00:58:57Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:58:59You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:01Yeah, a big piece.
00:59:03A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:05Yeah.
00:59:07You know, you might want to...
00:59:09You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:11Yeah, you're right.
00:59:13Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:15I don't know.
00:59:21I'm sorry.
00:59:23I'm sorry.
00:59:25I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:29I got no game.
00:59:35It's not important.
00:59:47Hey, um...
00:59:49Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:51No, no, no. I really need to talk to you.
00:59:53Really, Eric, I can't right now.
00:59:55No, no, no.
00:59:57I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,
00:59:59and I'm just embarrassed,
01:00:01and I don't want to make it up to you.
01:00:03Really? I don't care. It's fine.
01:00:05No, but I do.
01:00:07I mean, I do. I care.
01:00:09I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:11Maybe because, I don't know,
01:00:13I'm a little shy.
01:00:15But I was wondering, or hoping,
01:00:17that we could go out sometime.
01:00:21Soon.
01:00:23Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,
01:00:25and it would be nice to go out...
01:00:27Really? Eric, you're shy.
01:00:29You have no game.
01:00:31Really?
01:00:33Yeah, no, I can't do this. Sorry.
01:00:39Okay. All right.
01:00:41I, uh...
01:00:43Happy birthday, then.
01:00:55I'm sorry. I was trying to kiss your...
01:01:01I'm sorry.
01:01:05Wow.
01:01:17Here I come, baby.
01:01:19Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:23Oh.
01:01:25Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:01:27Oh, God, I'm sorry.
01:01:29Oh, honey, happy...
01:01:33The fuck is this?
01:01:35Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:37Okay, guys, don't.
01:01:41Cheryl. Baby.
01:01:43What is this?
01:01:45Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:47I've been looking for you all night,
01:01:49and you've been...
01:01:51Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:53You couldn't find me?
01:01:55What about all those girls' vaginas you were in,
01:01:57your penis getting sucked?
01:01:59Cheryl, honey.
01:02:01No, no. You can work this out.
01:02:03Baby, I love you.
01:02:05Jake, no, you have to go.
01:02:07Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:09I promise.
01:02:11No, Jake, I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:02:13Cheryl, come on.
01:02:15Jake, please, just go. I'm sorry.
01:02:17You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:19How could you do...
01:02:21Yay! You did it. I'm so proud of you.
01:02:23You got your revenge sex.
01:02:25Revenge sex?
01:02:27It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:29Right.
01:02:31Well, it makes sense now.
01:02:33Wow.
01:02:35I feel really stupid.
01:02:37Eric, I'm really...
01:02:39I'm really sorry.
01:02:41Cheryl, I really liked you,
01:02:43and you used me.
01:02:45Eric, please don't go.
01:02:47Please, Eric!
01:02:49Aren't you happy?
01:02:51Well, no,
01:02:53that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:02:55You mean the sex?
01:02:57Was it...
01:02:59No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:01Oh. You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:03Really?
01:03:05I just never found the right guy.
01:03:07Or guys.
01:03:09Anyway, we better get downstairs.
01:03:11People are starting to leave.
01:03:13I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:15I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:17This is bullshit!
01:03:19God!
01:03:21Oh!
01:03:23Suck it!
01:03:25God, I'm out of here!
01:03:27Yeah!
01:03:29He has good hair, though.
01:03:33Don't you puke on me.
01:03:35And don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:37Bye.
01:03:39Bye.
01:03:41Bye.
01:03:43Don't puke on my car, either.
01:03:57Oh, Sue, are you all right?
01:03:59Was it from sex?
01:04:01Did you pop your cork?
01:04:03I don't think so.
01:04:05Not with a guy, anyway.
01:04:07Oh, don't ask.
01:04:09Every possible object.
01:04:11It's like Transformers.
01:04:13They just all became vibrators.
01:04:15I told you.
01:04:17It's addicting.
01:04:19So, what about Chris?
01:04:21Last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:04:23I told you he was gay.
01:04:25Well, I think I'm just...
01:04:27all cramp.
01:04:31I think it's broken.
01:04:33So, wait.
01:04:35None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:41Oh, you're so sweet.
01:04:43So, I was gonna go grab some food.
01:04:45Can I go?
01:04:47No, thank you.
01:04:49I think I should finish up here.
01:04:51Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:53No.
01:04:55I don't know.
01:04:57For some reason, I just realized
01:04:59he needs to be my first.
01:05:01Or something.
01:05:03Why? Do you know him?
01:05:05Sort of.
01:05:07Oh.
01:05:09What is that?
01:05:13Love him.
01:05:15Shut it.
01:05:17I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:19I don't want to get married.
01:05:21Zip it.
01:05:39Um...
01:05:45No.
01:05:47No way.
01:06:03Oh, well.
01:06:05There's always next year.
01:06:09You're taking me.
01:06:25It's you.
01:06:27I've been waiting for you.
01:06:29JJ.
01:06:33Joanna.
01:06:39Hey.
01:07:09Hi.
01:07:33Wow.
01:07:35That's amazing.
01:07:37Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:39I guess
01:07:41something inspired me.
01:07:43You really captured
01:07:45his expression and his eyes.
01:07:47Yeah, even that little
01:07:49cowlick he has in his hair.
01:07:51Whose?
01:07:53Eric's.
01:07:55It's him, right?
01:07:57Oh.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:08:01I have to go see him.
01:08:07Well, I think you know
01:08:09what we should do.
01:08:191-900-CONFESS.
01:08:23Sister Therese?
01:08:25Yeah, hun?
01:08:27There was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:29I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:31Oh, sure.
01:08:33It's 271.
01:08:35Sister, I know this isn't a confession,
01:08:37but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:39Do you think if you do something bad
01:08:41that God will forgive you?
01:08:43Like, take you back?
01:08:45Sure, hun.
01:08:47Why not?
01:08:49As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:51Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:53I always look for some kind of sign
01:08:55from the universe.
01:08:57Something to let me know that it's
01:08:59all gonna be okay.
01:09:01Sister?
01:09:03Can I get up now?
01:09:05I really gotta pee.
01:09:07No! Hush your trap!
01:09:09Okay, honey.
01:09:11I really need to get back to work,
01:09:13but call back anytime.
01:09:15I will. Thanks.
01:09:19Sister?
01:09:21Shut up, or I'll punish you hard,
01:09:23you cheap fucker!
01:09:33Eric, wait!
01:09:37Cheryl?
01:09:39Eric, um...
01:09:41Look, I am so sorry
01:09:43about everything.
01:09:45I was trying to have revenge sex with you
01:09:47at the beginning,
01:09:49but then at the end I wasn't.
01:09:51I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:09:53The revenge part,
01:09:55not the sex part.
01:09:57Um...
01:09:59I'm sorry.
01:10:01Um...
01:10:03I...
01:10:05I do want to go out with you.
01:10:07And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:09I mean,
01:10:11you're a completely different guy than Jake is,
01:10:13and he's all over these...
01:10:15Eric!
01:10:17Come on, we gotta get going.
01:10:19Oh. Wow.
01:10:21Um, Cheryl, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:23Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:25Hi. Nice to meet you.
01:10:27Uh...
01:10:29So, um...
01:10:31Do you mind if I call you in a few days?
01:10:33When I get back?
01:10:35Yeah, sure.
01:10:41Oh.
01:10:43Sorry. No kissing, right?
01:10:45No kissing.
01:10:47Oh.
01:10:49Come here.
01:10:57Meow.
01:11:03Hey, did you ever, uh,
01:11:05get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:07I...
01:11:09I don't even care that you hooked up with Lexi.
01:11:11Wait, what? I never did that.
01:11:13I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:15She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:21She must have me mixed up
01:11:23with someone else.
01:11:25I wonder who it was.
01:11:45At least this birthday's over.
01:11:55Dear Lord,
01:11:57please forgive me.
01:11:59I mean, if you could just,
01:12:01I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:25Excuse me. Excuse me.
01:12:27Uh, do you know where the church is?
01:12:29It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:31Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:33Or used to go to.
01:12:35Um, it's straight up that way,
01:12:37and then left.
01:12:41But you're more than welcome to come with me
01:12:43if you like.
01:12:45Oh, um, I don't know where the church is.
01:12:47It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:49Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:51Or used to go to.
01:12:53Oh, um, I don't know.
01:13:03Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:05Oh, 250 horsepower,
01:13:07225 pounds of torque.
01:13:09Like I said,
01:13:11you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:13I don't think so.
01:13:15But thanks.
01:13:17What's your name?
01:13:19Sue. What's yours?
01:13:21Jesus.
01:13:23Really?
01:13:25Si.
01:13:27Maybe I could use a ride.
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:51Ah!
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