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00:00Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians, Slimey's Jewers, Bar-Victorian, Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights, Stingy Castles, Daring Knights, Horrors that did by description, Cutthroat Councils, Bull Ejection, Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crimes, Punishment from ancient times, Roman Rotten, Rank and Rupless, Cavemen, Savage, Pearson, Tubeless, Groovy Greeks, Rainy Sages, Need a place with Middle Ages.
00:18Gory stories, we do that, And your host a talking rat, The past is no longer a mystery, Welcome to Horrible Histories!
00:32Horrible Histories presents Terrible Transport
00:37Camels, Camels, Camels! Are you in 2nd century Egypt? Do you need a camel? Of course you do! Everyone needs camels!
00:44Camels are the perfect mode of desert transport. They're strong, reliable, and need less water than your average donkey. Ooh, no offence.
00:52Camels, Camels, Camels! Has camels for just 600 drachma. But don't take my word for it, here it is right from the camel's mouth.
01:00I'll take a camel.
01:01Congratulations, you've just bought yourself a luxury camel. From Camels, Camels, Camels!
01:06Hey!
01:07Warning, Camels may spit, stay away from their mouths. Uh, probably should have mentioned that sooner.
01:12Yes, here at Camels, Camels, Camels, we put camels for all your camel needs.
01:16I need a camel, but they're not cheap. I'd have to pay for permits and fees to take them down certain roads, and I'd have to pay extra high taxes compared with other animals.
01:25Well, stop worrying, because here at Camels, Camels, Camels, you can buy part of a camel.
01:31And I don't just mean the legs.
01:33You'll be sharing it with someone else, and you'll save money.
01:35Great! I'll take half a camel.
01:37Done! You can share it with Steve.
01:39Hello.
01:40He's just paid.
01:42I love my new camel.
01:45Oh, remember to stay away from their mouths.
01:47I really should open with them.
01:49You need camels? We got camels! But, uh-oh, who's this?
01:53I work for the governor of Egypt. I've come to take your camels. I won't be paying you.
01:58Well, help yourself. And don't forget to stand right in front of their mouths. It helps them bond with you.
02:03Oh, thanks.
02:04Good tip.
02:06Oh?
02:10Camels, camels, camels! We're buying camels, renting camels, and if you work for the governor, just taking them without paying.
02:18I'm not camel flop in my eyes!
02:20So come on down to Camels, Camels, Camels today!
02:24No!
02:25Don't get the hump. Get a camel!
02:28I'm in 43 A.D. ancient Rome, where Edward Claudius has banned the use of carts in towns,
02:36along with all the other transportation save walking on foot.
02:40Welcome to Fast in the Past.
02:47What's that I hear you say? No carts?
02:50What's a handsome speed demon like you doing in a place like this?
02:55Well, the clever folks of ancient Rome might have come up with a workaround.
03:00I'm here to review the Roman Litter. Don't be fooled by the name. This beast is anything but rubbish.
03:08It's a four-person-powered, two-pole, one-seater celebration of Roman know-how.
03:14It goes to top speeds as fast as these guys can run, and yes, don't worry, it's ecologically friendly,
03:20because the engine is powered on whatever you feed them. Let's take her for a spin.
03:24Well, the makers of the litter claim it can go from zero to walking speed as long as it takes to say forward.
03:31Forward!
03:32Not bad. Now, let's see what this baby's second gear running can do.
03:37Lads, put your foot down fast.
03:39Fast!
03:40Boom! Cappuccino!
03:42Now, the effort of carrying a litter under the hot sun must be exhausting.
03:47Not for me. I'm on this luxurious upholstery, and I've even got a roof,
03:51which protects me not only from the sun, but from any wee or poo thrown from windows.
03:55I hate my job.
03:56And check this out. I can control the vehicle using the simple voice-activated command system.
04:03Stop!
04:04Stop!
04:05Back!
04:06Back!
04:07Yep, she's a classy little runaround, and by classy, I mean that it's used only by the upper classes,
04:13from important people all the way to the imperial family at the very top.
04:17Stop!
04:18No, I didn't say stop. I said top. Forward.
04:21Forward!
04:22Put your backs into it.
04:23Back!
04:24No, I didn't say back. Forward.
04:26Forward!
04:27You're letting yourselves down.
04:28Down!
04:29Stop! Stop!
04:30As you can see, the control system can be a little temperamental,
04:32so to sum up, in a town where cars are banned, it'll get you from E to B pretty fast.
04:37Fast!
04:38No, no, no, guys! Stop! We're going in the river!
04:40Going in the river!
04:41No!
04:43Imagine that, only being able to travel around by walking, being carried, or riding a camel.
04:49Before modern vehicles were invented, travelling anywhere would take ages.
04:54Unless you were lucky enough to have a sailboat, or a horse,
04:57it's no wonder that people really looked after their animals.
05:00Mind you, one particular man took that to a whole new level.
05:05Hey guys, Henry the Eighth here.
05:07HB3 in the house!
05:09Or a field. Whatever.
05:10Now, you all know that I'm into armour, hunting, and food.
05:15But today, I want to talk about horses.
05:18I'm a horse nerd!
05:20Horse nerd!
05:22I love horses. They're the only way to travel.
05:25Trot.
05:26Die tunnel.
05:27Gallop.
05:28I especially love coming to my Barbary horse stable
05:30and hanging out with my horse handler, Hannibal Zinzano.
05:34Hello.
05:35I love that name.
05:36But not as much as I love horses.
05:38I'm actually the first monarch to breed horses, especially for racing.
05:41Tell them what I did when I was campaigning in France.
05:44I believe you race horses.
05:45And why did I do that?
05:47Because you really love horses.
05:49Because I really love horses!
05:51Mega horse nerd!
05:53One time, I bought 300 horses in Holland.
05:55People often say,
05:56Hey Henry, how many horses do you have?
05:58And I say,
05:59Not enough!
06:00Bring me more horses!
06:02Super horse nerd!
06:04This is where I come to watch the working horses enjoy a happy retirement.
06:07Oh, there's Conithida and Gobernator.
06:09Aren't they lovely?
06:11Yes.
06:12We thank you for your services, horses!
06:16Zinzano?
06:18Thank you for your service, horses.
06:20Bit better.
06:21Mad respect to all horses!
06:24Some people say to me,
06:25Oh Henry, you must love all horses then.
06:27And to them I say,
06:28No! I do not love all horses!
06:31And to them I say,
06:32No! I do not love all horses!
06:35Tiny horses enrage me!
06:39That's why I had a law passed,
06:40saying any horse over the age of two
06:42and shorter than 15 hands is banned.
06:45Hands are a unit to measure a horse's height.
06:47Which, if you loved horses as much as me,
06:49you'd already know!
06:50Any horse I thought was too short,
06:52I had destroyed!
06:53And I had them-
06:54Henry, have you seen my-
06:56Are you talking about horses again?
06:59You knew this about me when you married me, Anne.
07:01Well, if you love horses so much,
07:02why don't you marry one?
07:04Well, maybe I will!
07:06That's actually an awesome idea!
07:08Zinzano!
07:09Find me a horse bride!
07:11No!
07:13Horse nerd out!
07:17Ooh, coming through!
07:19Oh, watch out!
07:20It's me!
07:21Oh, sorry, don't mind me.
07:22Just driving a vehicle of the future.
07:24Oh, this is called the Laus Machine.
07:26Or better known as...
07:28That's a blooming dandy horse, that's what that is.
07:30Oi, watch your mouth.
07:32I'll have you know that this is the future
07:34of pedestrian acceleration.
07:36It's all the rage in Frankfurt.
07:38Ooh, Frankfurt!
07:39Ooh, is the right response.
07:41I bet you're looking for a demonstration, aren't you?
07:43Not really.
07:44Okay, what you want to do is get both legs
07:46on either side like that,
07:47and then get ready to ride like the wind, baby!
07:51Ooh-hoo!
07:52Come on, fill those shoes!
07:54Ooh!
07:55Excuse me, but-
07:56I know, I know.
07:57It's made entirely of wood, very perceptive.
07:59It's got a perch with a cushion on it,
08:01you know, for maximum booted comfort.
08:03No, I was wondering if you could move it.
08:05Your wheel's on my husband's foot.
08:07Of course, it's easy, you just lift it.
08:09There we are.
08:10Sorry, mate.
08:11So can it go up hills?
08:12No.
08:13Can it go down hills?
08:14Most certainly.
08:15If anything, it's too good at that.
08:17It doesn't have any brakes,
08:18so there have been one or two crashes.
08:20Shame there isn't another way of making the wheels turn.
08:22Like what?
08:23Like some way of giving you some thrust
08:25without having to walk it along.
08:27Now that would be a good invention.
08:30I think you find that this is a good invention,
08:33thank you very much.
08:34It doesn't need thrusts and brakes.
08:36Oi, get off that thing!
08:37Who, me?
08:38You're my philosopher, Pete.
08:39It's Dandy Horse.
08:40I care what it's called.
08:41It's a blooming nuisance
08:42riding these on a payment's band,
08:44so I'm going to take you in.
08:45Ooh!
08:46Dandy Horse away!
08:47What is that called now?
08:48You're on my husband's foot again!
08:50That's nasty, that.
08:51I wouldn't walk on that if I was you.
08:53Do you know what you need?
08:55Dandy Horse, mate.
08:58Good morning.
08:59Annie Cohen Kopchovsky here.
09:01You find me on day one of my attempt
09:03to cycle around the globe.
09:05Sponsored by the kind people
09:06at Londonderry Lithia Spring Water Company.
09:09I've even changed my name to Annie Londonderry.
09:12Plus, I've sold advertising on my clothing.
09:15Ah!
09:16I'll wait till you see my bloomers.
09:18Ooh!
09:21So, why am I doing this?
09:23Well, two idiot men had a bet
09:25that no woman could cycle around the world,
09:27so I'm here to prove them wrong.
09:29Plus, I will win $10,000 in a wager
09:34if I make it.
09:35When I make it.
09:37To be honest, I've never really cycled before,
09:40but I'm sure I'll be fine.
09:43Ah!
09:46I finally made it.
09:48From Boston to New York,
09:50and now all the way here to Chicago.
09:53So, where are you off to next, Annie?
09:55Oh, well, France, would you believe?
09:58In fact, I don't suppose you know how to get there
10:01from here in Chicago.
10:02All you gotta do is cycle all the way back to New York
10:05and jump on a ship.
10:06Back.
10:07All the way back to New York.
10:08Back.
10:09Okay, thank you, sir.
10:11Back to New York.
10:12See you later.
10:16Hello from Marseille!
10:18This is Pierre.
10:19Say bonjour, Pierre.
10:21Bonjour, Pierre.
10:22Ah!
10:23Him and a couple of his friends tried to rob me,
10:25but they soon set me free
10:26when they realized I didn't have anything.
10:28Ain't that right, Pierre?
10:29Ouais.
10:30Kind of regretting that now, but...
10:32Keep in touch, yeah?
10:37Annie!
10:40I've always wanted to visit Japan and China,
10:43and here in Dalian, I finally get to do both
10:46because they're fighting a war over it.
10:48Ow!
10:55Well, you can't cycle across oceans, can you?
11:01You'll find me here in Stockton, California,
11:04back in the U.S. of A...
11:08I had a little scrape with a runaway horse and car.
11:13Can I leave yet, Doc?
11:14No.
11:15What does he know?
11:17Oh, no!
11:20I made it.
11:21The first woman to cycle around the world.
11:26Laters, haters.
11:29Ah, can somebody get me a cushion?
11:31I don't know if I'll ever sit down again.
11:35Bicycles?
11:38They weren't regal enough for a queen like me to travel on.
11:41I preferred something a little more grand,
11:43which is why I was actually the first ever British monarch
11:46to travel by train.
11:48Choo-choo!
11:53Albert, I'm having second thoughts.
11:55It's so dangerous.
11:57Don't worry, Victoria.
11:58You're just nervous because you haven't been on a train journey before.
12:01Oh, but the speed!
12:03It only goes at...
12:0444 miles an hour.
12:07It's just a short journey from Slough to London...
12:10Oh, we're moving. OK.
12:12Is there a chance that you're a teensy-weensy bit nervous, darling Albert?
12:17No, I've taken the train many times.
12:19You know how interested I am in new technology.
12:22My life flashed before my eyes.
12:24It was all green.
12:25I think that was just a tree, babe.
12:27Might be worth saying, not quite so fast next time, conductor.
12:30I'm actually rather charmed by it.
12:33Let's ask the driver if we can go via the seaside.
12:36Driver!
12:38Driver!
12:39I'm afraid it doesn't work like that, dear.
12:41The train is on tracks.
12:43The driver can't simply choose where to go.
12:45What an extraordinary way to travel.
12:48Oh, look!
12:49Lots of people have come out to say hello.
12:51How do you do? How do you do? How do you do?
12:54It's not a very good way to meet the public, is it?
12:57We should ask the driver to go back so we can speak to them properly.
13:00Driver!
13:01At these startling speeds, my dear, those people are already a mile away.
13:06Oh, well, we are going to have to go back anyway.
13:09I've left the cake at home.
13:11Windsor Castle, please, driver!
13:13Remember, the train is on tracks.
13:16If we wish to go back, we have to go to the end of the line
13:19and turn the train around.
13:20Oh, and please stop talking about food.
13:23Look at the countryside whizzing by!
13:25Yeah, I'd really rather not.
13:27OK, fine. I suppose we're nearly there.
13:30Better have our picnic.
13:32Ooh, cow's tongue.
13:35Oh!
13:37HE CHOKES
13:43We need to turn around.
13:45Oh, darling, I'm afraid that isn't how it works.
13:48It's on tracks, you see?
13:51You'll catch on.
13:54Good day. I am here in 1863,
13:57where the London Underground has just opened.
14:00HE COUGHS
14:02Yes, yes, we've now got special underground tunnels
14:04that can transport people halfway across the city.
14:07Sadly, we're using the same steam-blowing engines
14:10that we use up in the open air down here in the tunnels.
14:13HE COUGHS
14:15The smell of smoke down here is awful.
14:17So, what did the train guards petition the company
14:20to be allowed to do to protect themselves from the fumes?
14:23Wasn't it...
14:25A, be allowed to grow beards,
14:27B, be allowed to wear snorkels,
14:30or C, replace the steam trains with pedal ones?
14:33The answer is A.
14:35The guards asked to be allowed to grow beards.
14:37HE COUGHS
14:39Oh, it really is a triumph of engineering.
14:41Just a shame I can't see it through all the smoke.
14:44HE GROANS
14:46Probably the most popular form of transport is the car.
14:50There are over a billion around the world
14:52and most of them aren't very good for the environment.
14:55They use fossil fuels and release harmful emissions.
14:59HE FARTS
15:02We all do it.
15:04I try to protect the planet whenever I can
15:07by walking or riding a bike instead of driving a car.
15:10Also, people tend to stare when they see a rat driving.
15:13HE LAUGHS
15:15Of course, when the first car came out in 1885,
15:18it didn't look much like cars do now.
15:21To be honest, I can't believe this thing ever caught on.
15:26HE GROANS
15:29Say guten tag to the Benz First Class.
15:32The very first practical, available-to-buy car.
15:36That's right, I said car, not car-t.
15:41The Benz Patent Motorwagen is a three-wheel, steering-rod-controlled,
15:46petrol-driven, savage monster of a horseless carriage.
15:50There's nothing green about this beauty
15:52unless that's the colour you're buying it in.
15:55It's a vehicle so new and impressive
15:58that inventor Carl Benz's own local newspaper
16:02said it was useless, ridiculous and indecent.
16:06Except they said it in German,
16:08which just looks like a cat walked across a typewriter.
16:11Needless to say, the government busybodies have insisted
16:15that when using the UK model, you have a chap like this
16:18walking in front of you waving a red flag.
16:21Guten Morgen. Hier ist meine rote Flage.
16:24Gobbledygook.
16:26The Benz Patent Motorwagen can do speeds of over nine miles an hour
16:32and can go from zero to two miles an hour faster than you can say,
16:36what's that roaring sound?
16:38For my money, this first-class Benz is the greatest human achievement
16:42since Sir William Wheel created the wheel, probably.
16:46But don't take my word for it. Let's hear it from an expert.
16:49This is Bertha Benz.
16:51Brigades?
16:53Literally means nothing.
16:55It means how's it going, but you're clearly too ignorant to know that.
16:58Thank you very much.
17:00My name is Bertha Benz, inventor Carl Benz's wife and colleague.
17:04I drove this car on its first long-distance journey
17:08when I travelled over 80km to visit my mother.
17:12Well, there you go, a complex machine so simple even a rank amateur like her
17:17can have a go.
17:19It's incredibly complicated.
17:21We had to stop at a chemist along the road to get petrol
17:24because that was the only place that sold it,
17:26and when the car broke down, I managed to fix it
17:29with my hairpin and my underwear.
17:31Or because you can't use real tools.
17:34So the...
17:36So there we have it, the 1885 Benz Patent Motorwagen.
17:42It may be the first car, but it definitely won't be the last one
17:46that you see on the market.
17:48I'm betting they're going to get sleeker and faster,
17:51but luckily for now I can outrun this one.
17:56Anyone know the German for slow down?
18:02Coming soon.
18:04I used to go through life walking slow.
18:08Oh, that isn't me.
18:10But that is...
18:12I'm Walter Arnold, and I'm a speed demon.
18:16I don't know who that other guy is, just to be clear.
18:19You must be going at eight miles an hour.
18:21And I can go one more faster than that.
18:24Now I've got an automobile,
18:26my life's one endless high-octane road trip.
18:29Oi! You can't go at that speed in town!
18:32The limit's two miles an hour!
18:34Slow down or I'll charge you with speeding!
18:36You'll have to catch me first!
18:38Fine.
18:41I'm a speed demon.
18:43Hear the roar of my engine.
18:45Eat my dust cover.
18:47I'm right behind you!
18:49Dream on, cyclist!
18:53Oh, I thought I was going faster than that.
18:56I was the fastest man of 1896,
18:59but I wasn't fast enough.
19:02Impressive cycling. What's the charge?
19:05Driving at over two miles per hour.
19:07I'll be back on the street in no time.
19:09I'm also charging you with not having three persons
19:11in control of the vehicle,
19:13not having your name and address on the vehicle,
19:15and using a locomotive without a horse.
19:17What? Are those real charges?
19:19Yeah, I think so.
19:21You're actually the first person who's ever been charged for speeding.
19:23Unbelievable.
19:25I'm the first.
19:27And I'm furious.
19:34Having conquered travel on land and sea,
19:37it's time for some blue-sky thinking.
19:40That's right, I'm talking about flying.
19:43And way before planes,
19:45people took to the sky in hot-air balloons.
19:48The first balloon flight was in France in 1783,
19:52and the passengers weren't people,
19:54but a sheep, a duck and a cockerel.
19:58Where was my invite?
20:01Balloon mania took off,
20:03and soon people were going on big, ambitious adventures.
20:10There it is, Monsieur Jeffries.
20:12The coast of France.
20:14You can feel very proud.
20:16Your American money has paid
20:18for the first cross-channel hot-air balloon flight in history.
20:23Thanks to your French expertise, Mr. Blanchard.
20:26Our names will go down in history.
20:29The first people to fly from England to France.
20:33We are the perfect team.
20:35Yes, we are.
20:37Ah, the skies.
20:39Yes.
20:40The birds.
20:41Yes.
20:42And the sea, so close you can barely touch it.
20:45Yes.
20:46Wait, what do you mean close?
20:49Ah!
20:50We're too heavy!
20:51We must get rid of everything that we do not need.
20:54You, jump out!
20:55How dare you, sir!
20:57Whoa!
20:58Can we lose the wings?
21:00But if we lose the wings, it won't look anything like a bird.
21:03You're right, let's lose the wings.
21:06What about the oars?
21:08No, we're still too low.
21:10Look, we're going to smash into the cliff.
21:12Okay, take off your clothes.
21:14What?
21:15Further away.
21:16Oh, right, yeah, yeah, okay.
21:21It's not enough.
21:23My nerves are making me need a little balloonist room.
21:25That's it.
21:26Wean these bottles and then throw them over the side.
21:30Okay.
21:32Oh.
21:33Ah.
21:34Oh.
21:35Oh.
21:36Oh.
21:37Oh.
21:38Still going.
21:39Mm-hmm.
21:40Wow.
21:41Two and a half liters of pee-pee.
21:44I didn't know I'd been holding it in for so long.
21:47Oh, watch out for the fishermen.
21:49Ah, whatever.
21:50Sacre bleu!
21:51We did it!
21:52We're rising!
21:53Ha, ha, ha, ha!
21:55We really are something.
21:59We really are the perfect team.
22:06Watch out for those trees.
22:15Well, Blanchard, we're alive and we successfully made the crossing.
22:19You must be so happy.
22:21I'd be happier if I hadn't just landed in a fir tree with no trousers on.
22:26My underwear is all full of needles.
22:29Jeffries, someone's coming.
22:32Well, it seems like an angry French fisherman with two and a half liters of pee-pee.
22:38You dropped this.
22:40I thought I'd give it back to you.
22:43Well, that's a lot of pee-pee.
22:47That's a lot of pee-pee.
23:10Please welcome today's historical figure who really needs the loo,
23:14Amy Johnson.
23:22Greetings, friend.
23:23Are you Amy Johnson, famous British pilot from the 1930s
23:26and first woman to fly solo from London to Australia?
23:30Yes, I am.
23:31I fly a little jet-sea-mouthed biplane I call Jason.
23:35Oh, I see.
23:37You really need to unload some cargo.
23:39Don't ask that.
23:40I don't know what it does.
23:41Not to worry, you're in the right place.
23:43Because I am the man.
23:47During World War II, you flew planes all over Britain
23:50to make sure they were in the right place for the war effort.
23:53An important job.
23:54But where do you do your jobs?
23:57Well, when I flew from England to Australia, I stopped off in Baghdad
24:01and I was so desperate I just peed on the runway.
24:04Well, that doesn't need to happen here.
24:07As long as you answer two questions about your life,
24:10it's time for Clock Quiz.
24:14Now, answer questions one and two and I'll let you do a...
24:18Boom!
24:20Fine, but can we please hurry it along a little?
24:22My tyres are almost touching the runway.
24:24Question number one.
24:26On your long-distance flights, did you have any proper disasters?
24:30Well, when I was flying across the Atlantic,
24:32we ran out of fuel and landed in a bog.
24:35Bog? As in the toilet?
24:37Oh, no.
24:38Sorry, I understand where the confusion came from.
24:41I mean a swamp.
24:42OK, well, question number two.
24:44Gets me every time.
24:45If you're in a plane for a long time,
24:48how do you fit in your toilet type?
24:50Oh, well, I have something called a P-tube
24:54and if I need to go...
24:55Blast me into that!
24:57Of course!
24:59Is this nearly over?
25:01I've got a very heavy bomber in there
25:03and it's really pushing on the hangar doors.
25:05You have done more than enough.
25:08Solid.
25:10Join me next time,
25:12when I'll be stopping more historical celebrities from having a poo
25:16and asking questions just for you.
25:18Bombs away!
25:24Amy Johnson was one of the many brave women and men
25:28whose courage, imagination and spirit of adventure
25:32helped us take to the skies.
25:34Thanks to her and the many who came before and after,
25:38it wasn't long before the idea of flying was really taking off.
25:48Let's all get this right
25:51We're talking about flight
25:54Started in Asia with a kite
25:57Things were looking bright
26:00Da Vinci was keen
26:03To build a flying machine
26:06But it was never seen
26:09Flight remained his dream
26:12Then very soon
26:14The first hot air balloon
26:17In France took to the sky
26:20With animals on board
26:22People weren't prepared to risk their lives
26:25The balloons were all the rage, rage, rage, rage, rage
26:28Blanchard took centre stage, stage, stage, stage, stage
26:31The history page, page, page, page, page
26:33By taking off, taking off
26:36Then the gliders on the sea, sea, sea, sea, sea
26:39Then an airship powered by steam, steam, steam, steam, steam
26:42Flight was no longer a dream, dream, dream, dream, dream
26:45Taking off, it's taking off
26:47Then into the limelight
26:50I stepped the brothers right
26:53They really hit the heights
26:56First motor-powered flights
26:59Bleriot took the chance
27:02Flew to England from France
27:05Harriet Quimby bought a suit
27:08The first woman to boot
27:11Those planes kept cruising
27:14Distances improving
27:17Soon pilots were flying
27:20Across new skies, the first transatlantic flights
27:24The first plane to touch down, down, down, down, down
27:27John O'Clock and Arthur Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown, Brown
27:30Olympic claimed the solo crown, crown, crown, crown, crown
27:33Taking off, we're taking off
27:36Amelia Earhart did the same, same, same, same, same
27:39And Amy Johnson flew her plane, plane, plane, plane, plane
27:42Long-distance wrestlers were her aim, aim, aim, aim, aim
27:45She flew to Oz, flew to Oz
27:48Then we had to fly to space, space, space, space, space
27:51To get there was a race, race, race, race, race
27:54Walking on the moon to place, place, place, place, place
27:57Blasting off, we're blasting off
28:00Now the future's coming soon, soon, soon, soon, soon
28:03A space tourism boom, boom, boom, boom, boom
28:06Maybe living on the moon, moon, moon, moon, moon
28:09Taking off, we're taking off