The Wildest Fighting Game Just Got Even Wilder

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00:003-4 months ago I played this game and if you remember it you remember it was quite brutal

00:16in a way and very goofy I found out a way to break it very quickly by somehow picking

00:22up my enemy and rolling around in the dirt like a bunch of pigs welcome back to half

00:26sword the game is still in a demo but I'm here to play it because I missed a whole other

00:32side of this game that I didn't even know was a part of it honestly when I launched

00:36this game for the first time if you saw my first video this is the only character I fought

00:40with I thought this was it I thought you could only fight with fists and the weapons you

00:44were given in the arena ladies and gentlemen check this out holy crap I could have been

00:51doing this the entire time in my last video and I had no idea I feel like it'd be fun

00:56to go up the ranks in this video and play as every different character you know start

01:01from the bottom and work our way up to fully armored just absolute chaos we're gonna try

01:06it all oh this is new it's like a training thing first person I forgot about that we

01:16can okay we remember we got a swing crazy swing crazy okay I'm already tired this is

01:23not this is not good I'm gonna be winded is my hand broken look at my hand it's bruised

01:28to already do you see that I am very curious to see how this goes so let's just do a regular

01:35old 1v1 how's it going man it's been a little bit shake hands piece of garbage you're such

01:43a scumbag every time I hate you I hate you get on the ground I know how to fight

01:47I'm so tired let me breathe dodged haymaker Oh tagged him see ya buddy you better it was

02:01punching from his legs oh ow ow ow it's my arm broken I swear I just saw my arm break dude slapped

02:13dude you actually broke my arm I can't swing it please stop I'm supposed to win I forget no no

02:23how do you get up fast I forget he doesn't know what's going on oh my god look at that angle

02:31hello don't punch me in the head I'm sorry always grabbing me they couldn't do this last time he's

02:37got me by the forehead please no more grabbing me in the head mister please I'm sorry ah okay

02:48you won that round buddy but I'm not gonna go as easy on this one what have I become I'm not

03:02satisfied that was too quick of a round we gotta we gotta play with the victim a bit I gotta figure

03:07out how to grab again how do you grab in this knock him out just knock him on the ground take

03:13out his legs take out his legs did let go of me oh I kicked him oh my god dude I just kicked him

03:20right in the ribs how did I do that god damn it look at my leg ow don't punch it even more oh

03:32god dude I've been eating too much grape juice look at me ah it's like Grimace had his way with

03:39my mouth I'm sorry that's brutal ow big mistake pal you shouldn't have let me get up because now

03:46you're in for a world of pain I'm good I'm okay safe to say the fistfighting didn't go as planned

03:54but now we're gonna upgrade now we're gonna have whatever this is why did they put the highlight

03:58on the crotch bro why do they hold on can I change my character okay he's got a knife now I kind of

04:03want a pitchfork like it shows in the god is good see now we have like a pitchfork type thing oh man

04:12this is gonna be insane right like this is gonna be nuts what am I doing I look like a madman ow

04:20I'm gonna kill myself with it oh Jesus why did they let me play with the pitchfork all right

04:31our first time using an actual weapon in this game I feel like I am outmatched this guy because he

04:37has short he's got short range look at him swing he's got no shit okay he's getting a little close

04:42get back demon oh I gotta get rid of this weapon I gotta get rid of it I gotta okay so as expected

05:01that was quite brutal and I feel like I figured out how to kill everybody it's not working oh

05:06I stabbed him right in the gut oh yeah I feel like I have an advantage here did I just cripple

05:13his swinging arm I don't think he could do anything oh ow we just kicked me you son of a

05:20I'm gonna mess you up swing swing down if I clip him with one of these oh shit all right just gotta

05:35hit him across the head oh are you okay okay yeah weapons in this game are pretty brutal I don't

05:46know how well this video is gonna fare in the long term oh wait I can block let me do some

05:50defense oh look at that let me beat him this way let me beat him why am I looking up so high what

05:56what's up there oh you're done now oh I'm gonna oh oh god I gotta stop him from doing that hey

06:07stop stop making that noise stop stop making that chill chill hey hey Tommy are you okay

06:15I am adept with this weapon dude and look at the way I'm holding it

06:27we're gonna try a multiple people why y'all aiming at me did word get out that I've been

06:40in these oh Jesus oh my god guys okay so so much for not doing single combat because it

06:53seems like one of them is about to nail what don't turn around blocked get away handle it

07:00okay I'll come in what am I doing hold on one second hey

07:12okay so turns out I'm really deadly with a pitchfork so we're gonna get off the weapons

07:26here cuz I'm kind of traumatized by that one so let's let's level up to the next one let's

07:29see what kind of variety we can get a shield okay that's gonna be brutal I'm not gonna I feel like

07:36I'll be really good with that thing and it scares me okay now hold on I feel like I just have to

07:44pick this guy based on the outfit like look at this he's wearing like a traffic cone on his head

07:48and he's got traffic cones on his feet and he's wearing a white outfit you know what I mean like

07:52it's kind of just written in stone that I got a plate where's my weapon where's my am I just the

08:04weapon am I just meant to lean my head forward and run it okay now I have a sword bring it on

08:10my good man okay so you lost your sword I feel like if I just stand on it you won't be able to

08:20get it and you're just gonna run into my sword and die anyway okay I'm gonna need this back I'm

08:34gonna okay I'm gonna need this back okay I feel like I can't get tried for murder there there's

08:44no way okay he's squirming around he I'm just gonna yeah you don't want to mess with me see

08:50what happened here buddy you're just gonna walk right in it oh oh god I kind of hit him in the

08:56dick though but he kind of wait a minute first person sword combat here we go oh god my hat

09:04you bastard oh Jesus my head you bastard okay the other outfit just wasn't doing it for me so I

09:10decided to switch I definitely did not get killed back to the main menu I did not die that hard that

09:15is definitely not what happened you can't kick in this game ow Jesus these guys are brutal but not

09:22brutal enough cuz I'm more brutal I'm the king die oh I don't think we can show that I don't

09:36think we can show that at all that's we go we gonna have to blur that that's crazy it looks

09:41like I shit blood out my pants yeah last round was kind of bad I feel like I just need to watch

09:50people fight I'm a little I'm a little traumatized after that one so I'm just gonna watch these guys

09:56duke it out very spirited competition so far what is going on okay there

10:03oh my god did you say yes I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry oh my god I'm sorry I won

10:32though W that's it now it really looks like I shit blood holy crap give me this are you kidding me

10:42did I use this last video I can't remember I'm breaking the bones with this thing oh yeah sit

10:51down buddy oh okay this guy might actually be proposing I'm gonna go ahead and throw on this

10:59night helmet all right buddy I want you to test the durability of my helmet oh that was my shoulder

11:05helmet helmet please oh okay that's good I think that's good oh the king will be pleased his armor

11:16is many is manufactured greatly oh god you keep it be the shoulder there's a wedding going on in

11:23please don't kick me in the head or kill me I feel like I feel like my brother just is beating

11:35the shit out of me like we're doing some dumb shit okay let's level up let's see what's going

11:42on at the next level let's try and get some goofy weapons and see what the difference is I don't know

11:47at this point okay this kind of looks awesome we'll run this so each time you seem to just get

11:51better weapons and armor I suppose oh I can block let me block a good stab from this guy oh I got

11:59it now hit hit right here jeebs hit right here nice that's my leg don't don't don't cut my leg

12:05stop you're being a dick that's it swing wildly swing wildly and win get closer oh that's not

12:16good please don't he's missing we should be able to we should be able to get up okay we got you son

12:26of a bitch I'll kill you this time I'll kill you this time what's going on I dropped my weapon pause

12:39pause pause stop you you have to pause legally you're not allowed to oh I'm gonna beat your ass

12:44that's the that's the what's going on hello kiss me did you yield because I'm holding on to you

12:53you freaking coward you coward you had the better weapon and you hold on let me kick the top of your

13:03head like a symbol wake up okay now that I know how to kick this kind of changes everything so I

13:10got a new strat in mind ah it's not working out I got him kicking the nuts kicking the nuts

13:17kicking the nuts kicking the nuts you will surrender because I will keep kicking you in

13:22the nuts no one said anything about fighting fair there's no way he reverses this what are you

13:37trying to swim brother we're on you stupid idiot kick you even harder cuz you're dumb let me hit

13:43you from the ground I swear to you

14:13I've been here for like 20 seconds now and he's just been doing I mean I mean you probably just

14:19saw most of it because we'd probably just left it in the video but I I think I might have hit him

14:25too hard in the head well let me see if I can correct them real quick he's grabbing onto my

14:29leg okay he's still British we need to hit him harder oh he's fine YouTube he's fine YouTube he's

14:47okay all right let's get serious guys come on run it right through I'm so fast you guys can handle

14:53this I'm so quick kicking the nuts what you just call me that's it I'm gonna solve racism right

15:03here I heard that this is for you guys I missed okay next level what do we got is that a javelin

15:14hold on I want I kind of want something I don't know what I want but I'll know it when I see it

15:19you know what I mean Oh goddamn banana man with a 2x4 with a goddamn nail sticking out of it come

15:29on this is gonna be look how long this it dude this thing is menacing if this is a real person

15:36they are dead I'm literally gonna kill this person in three seconds count it count it right now I'm

15:41doing single combat in three seconds watch okay I can't spray it well don't count that

15:47okay if you're counting in Mississippi's okay good news guys I lost the first banana guy but I got a

16:07boom oh my god count that three seconds bitch new weapon I got a battle axe now cuz I thought it was

16:16a good idea but I still really want to try something so let me see how do I get my other

16:20weapons out here I have other weapons how did anyone fight like this bro how did anyone do

16:26this finally the sword of destiny is a putt wait he cut my arm here we go he just tanked that shit

16:40and let me come here let me kick you I'm gonna win this fight one way or another this is my

16:47last chance I got a nail this throw hold on here it comes fuck right at the ground

16:56how's he not killed me yet this is kind of embarrassing for him if I get up and win this

17:04is not gonna look good on his resume oh my god oh my god oh my god get your breath get your

17:10breath Smitty get your breath this is prime time this is it right here you've survived your outfit

17:17is a whole nother color at this point you're supporting a whole different kingdom grab grab

17:22grab close close combat close combat kick punch punch punch him immobilize his weapon hand and

17:30keep punching oh my god I'm out of stamina just keep grabbing it's fine don't let him swing Smitty

17:35he's swinging he's actively swinging oh shit all that progress no not like this I will survive

17:45he cannot finish me off he just can't look at me he can't stop me the helmet is the MVP right now

17:54it's crazy okay all right next level what do we think we just get more and more armor it seems

17:59and maybe better weapons I can't really tell I feel like I don't want a sword here though because

18:04everyone has so much armor I need something that's like blunt like this oh yeah hold on my good sir

18:12good luck to you and it's just that easy people it's just that easy he just gave up so easy that

18:25was embarrassing attempt number two shit okay that's not working that strat never works where

18:32my weapon go where'd it go I I lost it can we just wait a second my guy I I don't know where

18:39it went I think it's gone how do I oh my god there's an inventory system what this changes

18:46literally everything wait how do I oh there we go yeah I didn't expect the second weapon did you

18:54dick shit you know what have this I don't even want it I don't even want this weapon you could

19:01just have it take it out now I got the dagger now you're in trouble buddy now you're in frickin

19:10trouble now we're playing London simulator for real Oh Oh cleared get cleared fall fall fall

19:20down gold shit oh oh are you good are you okay are you okay why'd you just hump the ground what

19:27was that like thrust it up really quick all right let me get it let me let me do them the final the

19:32final fully armored piece you know let me see what we could do here I have to admit I kind of this

19:39thing looks menacing we're using this I kind of miss just fighting with my fist there was something

19:44so primal about it once you get into more armor it just becomes like a battle of who can just hit

19:50the smallest point in the armor you know and I'm just not really interested in that like this okay

19:57was hoping to line up something really cool there but it didn't work medieval combat was actually

20:01nuts these guys would just like hit each other but wearing like metal and it was just like

20:06custom it was since I was there it was insane what is this one wait are they all gonna be like

20:15peasants oh my god this is incredible I have our aren't you supposed to be fighting me guys guys

20:20aren't you hey I'm gonna get involved hey aren't you supposed to be fighting me guys I'm the one

20:28you should be targeting because I have the armor look you guys can't do anything to me it's so

20:33funny ow ow you stop hurting me stop hurting me stop you guys are so messed up dude don't mess

20:43with me man I'll kill all of you I will kill all of you I will be a ruthless person what are you

20:49gonna do that's what I thought you are still stuck be stuck me like a pig I have to knock

21:16him over yes I can still win the swords are sticking through me I can't even do it get the

21:25shield out please oh the screaming may have been my superpower out please

21:55Jesus kick kick kick to get away oh my god it's working wait that's working I'm dodging every

22:04hit what is my arm what happened to my arm what did that happen like my hand what the fuck

22:09gentlemen no get not this again I forgot about this dude could you imagine if that whole last

22:19round we were hearing me just freak out about dying I'm glad I turned it off I mean I'm sure

22:24that it did we didn't get them am I gonna die again okay I need to dude I can't waste this

22:29gunmetal armor this shit looks awesome oh yeah yeah pick on the little guy first yeah one down

22:37bitch oh yeah two down oh I'm the goat he's got the fun weapon though we're gonna have to try

22:44something here what the hell why do I have it down there I knocked it out of my hands sword

22:59time die I will not die to another peasant I just can't my ego cannot handle it a worthy

23:13adversary but not worthy enough not worthy enough finally glory hey little buddy how would you like

23:24to be my test dummy what do you think do I have you stabbed in the oh god oh it's uh it's stuck

23:33I'm just gonna leave it in there dude that is bad I'm I'm sorry do you want another one in you

23:41maybe okay I'm dude I'm sorry I don't know what I'm doing right I may have too much power in the

23:48armor suit I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to go back to fisticuffs for a little bit because I

23:51really enjoy that okay I had fun playing everything else though that was a good time but my heart

23:56belongs here and honestly now that I know how to kick this completely changes the aspect of this

24:00entire game get close to him get close grab get kick okay holy crap wait I forgot we can

24:15cut that out right yeah come over here bitch get away kick right in the nuts twice I'm gonna kick

24:23you again it's like wave me off he's like yeah you're nothing what are you doing did I break

24:34your leg I think I broke his leg hold on let me try and correct that for him go ahead and stand

24:40up and hit your head on that he put his fists up like he's gonna fight me fucking fucking wait

24:52wait for it wait for it wait for it boy you better get this get the hell out of here with

25:08that shit come here ow this is wild what am I doing oh my god oh oh my god oh dude that was

25:25nuts holy shit oh that was brutal let's do it again we're gonna knock him out quick get him

25:34to the ground just like that just like that I may have just killed him I accidentally killed him

25:41hold on hold on maybe we could still what am I doing to him that was crazy even for my standards

26:01that was actually nuts okay this is insane this is nuts what I'm doing I think we're done with

26:18this game bro I think we're done half sword you are fantastic game but you are wild what is going

26:25on thank you so much for watching half sword another video on this game it uh they made it

26:30way more brutal than it was the first time but uh I hope you enjoyed it I don't know how this

26:35video is gonna turn out but uh hopefully YouTube doesn't have too much of a problem with it we'll

26:39see I guarantee you we're gonna have some problems but we'll see I mean there is settings to turn

26:43down the you know the violence but I thought I would see what it was like and it was pretty it

26:48actually it scarred me I'm mentally scarred uh subscribe if you're new to the channel I would

26:53say for more stuff like this but I don't know if there is anything on my channel like this

26:58maybe blade and sorcery when I used to play that in VR but the reason I stopped playing that game

27:02was because I kept getting age restricted which is totally fair some of the stuff I did in that

27:05game was insane I'm not gonna say it's close to this because I don't want to raise any flags but

27:10you know thank you for watching and hopefully you enjoyed all right thank you all right I'm

27:14just gonna run into this

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