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00:00Ladies and gentlemen, it's match day. What day is it? Today's match day. How are you feeling? I'm feeling very good
00:06Are you scoring today? No, I'm missing on purpose. Why? Huh? Why not? We're gonna get a penalty, I'm gonna miss it. No you're not. I am.
00:14That was in my predictions, but I didn't write it because I didn't want to say anything about myself. You haven't scored yet either. I know, Josh has got to score first.
00:19Technically, Josh isn't the only sideman who hasn't scored. Josh has got to score first. If I score before Josh, that's crazy.
00:24No, that's, that'll make the story even better. That's crazy. Like the eighth sideman scored before Josh. Josh has got to score first. I'm gonna miss a penalty today.
00:32It's not even going penalties. You're not even gonna get a penalty. Who's gonna get a penalty? You're not getting a penalty.
00:36You have to win a penalty to take it. I've got to win a penalty to take it? Yeah, you said that. Yeah, if you win a penalty, you take it. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna win a penalty and take it.
00:44You heard it here first. Jamie's gonna win a penalty and take it. The score's gonna be 8-8.
00:47If I say everything, if I say everything on camera. Right, the score's gonna be what? If I say everything on camera, they're gonna think we rigged it.
00:53Did you see Lux placed a bet on 10-6? No. He bet on the score to be 10-6 to Simon Lefsy. Why do you think he's got an addiction?
01:00Like, I've got that in my head as well, an addiction, but I don't, I don't, I don't, um... Do you bet? You don't bet. No. I don't give in to it.
01:07Good a trip.
01:10Oh. Oh, I was trying to, I was being a shadow. That doesn't work.
01:16Buffet time.
01:19Buffet time.
01:20Hello. Pre-match buffet. Alright, look at these, look at these hungry, hungry boys packing up on food already.
01:25I'm on a bench, mate. I'm hungry hippos. It's bench food. I didn't say hippos, Josh, don't do that.
01:29How you feeling, Randy? Randy, you look great, by the way. Thank you, bro. Fantastic. I got you, I got you, don't worry.
01:33Christopher, how you feeling? I feel good. Tell me what you said a second ago. You're excited too?
01:37I just said, it's like, it's stupid how in four hours we're playing at Wembley in front of 90,000.
01:43It's very crazy, right? Also, Spence was saying it's almost 10 years exactly since the first
01:48Wembley Cup. I played at Wembley in front of no people. Did you not see Danny Owen's dad's tweet?
01:53He was like, 10 years ago, I took Danny to watch the Wembley Cup.
01:56And now he's playing in it. Well, he's playing at Wembley in front of 90,000.
02:00What stupid, silly little world. Yeah, you lot have done this. We haven't really done anything.
02:04It's actually you. Fuck us for doing that. What's for breakfast today? I mean, that's what's gonna
02:08ask you. What's the smart breakfast? Oh, chicken and watermelon.
02:25Have you seen a knee slide at Wembley? I might do something different.
02:29Where are you going in the back for us? I might do my front post.
02:32How did you do a knee slide? How did you do a knee slide?
02:36How are you going in my back? Why are you going in my back?
02:39No one knows that. Why are you going in my back?
02:41We've got a mate from Australia. Yeah, look at that, by the way. Check this.
02:45Look how bad he wants to start, man. I've never seen this before.
02:52I've never had this before. Coach, can I get you anything, coach? What do you need, coach?
02:56Mr. Kai, last year you scored an offside goal. Are you going to score for real this year?
03:03I'm going to score one time, bro. Bro, I'll be ready to sprint and go to the goal.
03:07Just don't go past that. I defend the race.
03:09Yeah, just don't go past him. It's your little omelette thing.
03:12I already started eating because, you know, I get hungry. I'm with the boys, Jamie, JJ.
03:21Everyone else is in here eating, doing their thing.
03:24We're getting closer to the big moment.
03:27Just wrapped up my dinner. Everyone else is, I guess, kind of chilling out.
03:32We're waiting for Speed right now because he is about 40 minutes late, I've heard.
03:37So our coach is going to be a little bit delayed.
03:41But very, very soon we will be on our way to Wembley.
03:45Talk me through the fit. Talk me through the fit.
03:47Talk you through the fit? I was obviously inspired by somebody in the 80s.
03:52Uh-huh. Who's the hat? What brand is the hat?
03:55The brand? Baloochie.
03:57Baloochie and the tie? Baloochini.
03:59Baloochini and then the blazer? Balochini.
04:02Balochini. Yeah, the chinis. Okay, what about the shirt?
04:05Huh? What about the shirt?
04:06Shirtini.
04:07Shirtini.
04:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:09Who the f**k?
04:19F**k off.
04:20Chance.
04:21All right, cheers, chum.
04:22It's getting exciting now.
04:23Here's my main guy.
04:25My guy.
04:26I thought Manny was your guy.
04:28Manny's my brother.
04:29You're my guy, Manny.
04:30Manny's my brother.
04:31You're my guy.
04:32Get good.
04:34Apologies for my voice.
04:35I think I've lost my voice.
04:37Vikkstar, I heard there's good odds on you getting a hat trick today.
04:40I'm right back.
04:43All right, so on a side cast, I promised Simon I would wear this jacket to the charity match.
04:49I don't know if he's in here, but I'm going to show some of the boys now and get their reactions.
04:53Do you like it, Viz?
04:55What do you think?
04:55This looks like something you wear in a WWE entrance.
04:58Okay.
04:59Why do you have to make it about WWE?
05:01Stunning.
05:01Look, the reason we're late today.
05:03Oh.
05:04Hey.
05:06Don't do that.
05:07Where did you go?
05:08Where did you go?
05:16Yeah, do you want it?
05:17Yeah.
05:17You can have it afterwards.
05:18Yeah, let me have it.
05:19Yeah.
05:24Oh, hello.
05:29The boys are ready.
05:30I don't know what's going on.
05:32I don't know what's going on.
05:36What?
05:36Shut the fuck up.
05:37Hello.
05:38Love you.
05:38Not you.
05:39Not you.
05:39Not you.
05:40Hey, what's going on?
05:41What the fuck?
05:42This place is so active.
05:44Smile, man.
05:45It's a beautiful day.
05:46Smile, smile, smile.
05:47Hey, there you go.
05:48I love that.
05:49What are you telling me?
05:55Why are you so late?
05:56Boo.
06:05Bro started playing his own music.
06:09Sing for us, then.
06:10Sing for us, then.
06:19You know I do.
06:37What about
06:38I don't care about Uga.
06:40That's a good one.
06:42I don't care about Uga.
06:44That's a good one.
06:46I don't care about Uga.
06:48I don't care.
06:50I don't care.
06:52That's too much.
06:54What is going on?
06:56It's like it's been almost a billion years if you see here.
06:58I know.
07:00In my house.
07:02Your face is so proud.
07:04We're working out.
07:06That's the big Wembley knee. That's the big Wembley knee. Oh my days. It's just got real.
07:26Here we go, here we go. A big game. Come on, come on. Come on. What are you telling me?
07:33Are you good? Yeah, I'm good. Eww, amenities and food. Food and amenities.
07:38He's saying. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,
07:47okay. Okay. No. Are you deep in this? Are you deep in this? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
07:55This is crazy.
08:01Paul number one is crazy. Paul number one. I respect that. That is serious.
08:07They put me in between KSI and Logan Paul. I made it in love. I made it. I made it. I made it.
08:1421. Wow. Wow. Wow.
08:25That's cold. Yeah. So this in, let's soak this in. All right. So Manny has bought me these.
08:35I'm going to show JJ right now. JJ, Manny got me a present for this game.
08:40I want you to open it and have a look because I think you will relate.
08:44Have a look. Oh, you're not in the thumbnail. Don't worry.
08:48Yeah. Custom Nigeria boots, bro. Oh, bad men, Nigeria, Adidas.
08:56Yeah. I would say like, I don't understand. Oh, you forgot you're a Nigerian.
08:59No, I was like, why'd they paint this way?
09:03Are you big? No, I'm cold.
09:05Decently. Uh, maybe, maybe first or second half. I don't know. Okay.
09:09Simon, you'll relate. Yeah, a little biblical verse on it.
09:12You'll relate. I've seen them already, mate. Yeah, but you're Nigerians.
09:17He, he looked and he was like, what flag is that? What is this?
09:22Boot options, boot options. Manny got me these.
09:29I think I'm going to go with these, maybe.
09:32My early shout for men in a match. Yeah. Unsung men in a match. Cause they're not
09:36going to tell you. You will know. I will know. And you will know. We will know.
09:4210 minutes before we go out for the warmup.
09:45He's going to get my treatment. Cap was over here doing tactinis.
09:51I've got you at right mid for now, right? But I need you to play really as a right winger.
09:55Right winger. So we've got a 4-4-2.
09:58Yeah. It easily shifts into a 4-4-3.
09:59Push up and get them in a shift. This is the goal. The moment he gets this goal.
10:04Yeah. We can just walk off the pitch if we want.
10:07Okay. Okay. Understood.
10:09Comprende. Comprende. I'm not Spanish.
10:12There he is. Coach Rich giving Josh some treatment.
10:16This is the guy that's made it so that I'm able to step on the pitch today.
10:20He keeps saying it's me, but if he hadn't guided me, I wouldn't be here.
10:23So I thank God for this, man. How are you feeling?
10:27You twerking again? Yeah, I'm a twerk.
10:32Yeah. Get right in his glutes. Get right in his glutes.
10:35We're out in 10 minutes, they said.
10:38Okay. So, enjoy.
10:41Trying out the boots that Manny got me.
10:43Here's a rubber there.
10:45All right, here we go.
10:48Oh, shit.
10:51Boy.
10:54What on earth?
10:59Holy shit.
11:03Yo.
11:04Yeah, this is nuts.
11:07This is nuts.
11:11What the fuck?
11:15Got Simon on the big screen.
11:17What?
11:19A big Wembley.
11:20Yo.
11:25Wow.
11:30Wow. I'm cashed.
11:32I'm beyond cashed.
11:34Let's fucking go. Let's go.
11:36I'm not going to lie to you, I don't feel sharp.
11:38I'm very, very scared of this left hip flexor.
11:42But I'm going to try and do a little stretch out now and see if I can get warm before the game.
11:52What is it, Josh?
11:54No.
11:55Oh, my God.
11:57Danny Aron's nearly scored.
11:59I've got it anyway.
12:00This is a joke.
12:02You can't take your eyes off it.
12:04First half done.
12:06First half is done.
12:08Boys looking good.
12:08JJ's getting mic'd up.
12:11Josh has nearly got a goal a couple of times.
12:13I scored with pretty much the last kick of the first half.
12:15Didn't expect it to be a goal, but it was, so I can't complain.
12:19But we'll see what the second half holds.
12:20My leg is holding up just about, but I can't really sprint.
12:24So I'm trying to just take it easy.
12:36Yeah.
12:45Everyone's gone out for the second half.
12:49I'm just leaving the changing room.
12:51Got my legs strapped up to hopefully prevent any strain on my injury.
12:58And yeah, let's see if we can get Josh a goal this half.
13:01I'm starting on the bench.
13:02Sorry for my voice.
13:03It's completely gone.
13:05Shout out to coach in the background, because without him helping me out,
13:10this would have been a long, long day.
13:31Logan Paul has just scored a header.
13:35Very good.
13:35That's only the third one ever to cherish that.
13:38Sport, sport.
13:38Yeah, sport.
13:40Logan Paul, header.
13:48Wow.
13:49Wow.
13:51Wembley.
13:53Absolutely insane.
13:58Absolutely insane.
14:00This has been incredible.
14:05A little bit emotional, man.
14:06This is nuts.
14:07I want to thank all you guys at home.
14:11You watch and support us and make this shit happen.
14:14I'm so, so, so grateful for you.
14:16I'm so grateful to everyone who showed out here today.
14:19I'm grateful for all of these guys.
14:22Fucking insane.
14:24This man has done everything to make this charity match happen and organise everything.
14:29I'm so grateful for him.
14:31What an experience.
14:33Once in a lifetime.
14:34Did you have fun, man?
14:34Absolutely.
14:35That was brilliant, bro.
14:36Did you have fun?
14:37Yeah, I had a good time.
14:37I kicked the ball like four or five times.
14:39You played very well, man.
14:40I tried, man.
14:41I tried.
14:42Jason, you have a good time?
14:43Yo, this guy's the fucking man.
14:45Shout out to Toby.
14:47Appreciate it.
14:57Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
15:00Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
15:02How do they make people do these steps after 100 metres?
15:21What a day.
15:23What a day.
15:25I forgot about this bit.
15:27What a day.
15:27What a day, man.
15:29Fucking brilliant.
15:30Well done, you.
15:32Unsung man of the match, I told you.
15:47My new favourite boots of all time.
15:51Stunning.
15:53Stunning.
15:54Thank you, man.
15:55The best day.
15:55I appreciate you so much.
15:56You're fantastic.
15:59Thank you so much, man.
16:00I appreciate you.
16:02Shout out Mark from Clattenburg.
16:04And all the officials.
16:06Shout out Emil Heskey.
16:07Shout out everyone, man.
16:10Presentation time.
16:33I love you.
16:54Ice bar with a scorer of two goals today.
16:58Technically three.
16:59Technically three.
17:02Let's go.
17:04What a day.
17:05I'm about to meet someone special.
17:07He's come all the way from Australia.
17:10What a game.
17:11Hello, my darling.
17:15Thank you so much for coming down.
17:18Did you have a good time?
17:21Thank you for bringing food.
17:23I'm going to say hi to my video.
17:26I appreciate you.
17:27Thank you so much.
17:28Don't cry because you'll make me cry again.
17:31I've already cried today.
17:32I don't need to again.
17:33Thank you so much.
17:34Shall I open it now?
17:35Yeah.
17:36Open it now.
17:36Thanks.
17:37Did you mind holding this?
17:37He's...
17:39Oh, you want to see?
17:51Thank you so very much.
18:00Did you have a good time?
18:01I did.
18:03I'm sorry.
18:16We are back at the hotel.
18:18I don't know how much you've heard of me throughout the day because of this.
18:22But what a day.
18:25One absolute day.
18:27I apologize for the emotional bit.
18:29It wasn't meant to get emotional like that.
18:31But I think just everything got to me.
18:33I appreciate you lot for supporting us and allowing us to do cool shit like this.
18:39I'm so grateful for my friends and my family for supporting us.
18:43And I hope you've enjoyed this slightly scuffed vlog.
18:47I tried to capture stuff.
18:49But I think I got overwhelmed by trying to capture stuff for the vlog and then for Snapchat
18:53and for Graham and whatever.
18:55So maybe tried to do too much.
18:57I hope you enjoyed that spectacle.
18:59Will it be the last one?
19:00Won't it be the last one?
19:01Who knows?
19:02For now, all I know is we raised a shitload of money for charity.
19:064.7 million.
19:08And I had a fantastic day out with my friends in front of thousands and thousands of amazing
19:15supporters.
19:16So I appreciate you lot.
19:18And I'll see you in the next one.