Lady Gaga on SNL: "Tonight I promise to act and sing and not do Joker 3."
Catégorie
🎥
Court métrageTranscription
00:00Ladies and gentlemen, Lady Gaga!
00:26Thank you, thank you, thank you.
00:28Thank you very much. I'm so excited to be here.
00:31I know you might be thinking I'm here to promote my album, Mayhem,
00:35but I'm actually here to remind you that I'm an amazing actor.
00:42Last time I hosted SNL, I was 27.
00:45I'm 38 now, which is scientifically the best age for a female pop star to be.
00:51Honestly, though, most pop stars are over 40.
00:54Chaperone is 58, and Charli XCX, she's 75.
00:59Tate McRae is my biological grandmother.
01:04I'm so happy to be back at SNL.
01:06The last time I hosted was in 2013, and every aspect of my performance aged amazingly.
01:14There's no need to Google SNL 2013, Lady Gaga featuring R. Kelly.
01:22We all won't. I won't bring it up, because that would be bad.
01:29Anyway, I'm an actor now.
01:33And I've been very diligent about selecting films that would showcase my craft as a serious actor.
01:40Films such as Joker 2.
01:43Apparently people thought it was awesome.
01:47Joaquin and I even got nominated for a Razzie, which is an award for the worst films of the year.
01:54So we won.
01:56For worst on-screen duo.
01:59But joke's on them.
02:01I love winning things.
02:04And my Razzie brings me one step closer to an E-gort.
02:09It's like an E-got, but it's hurtful.
02:13Tonight I'm the host and the musical guest, which means someone has to introduce me for music.
02:20I asked Bowen to do it, because apparently he's a superfan, but I think I make him nervous.
02:25Bowen, are you happy I'm here?
02:28Ladies and gentlemen, Lady Gaga.
02:34Okay, it's a little early.
02:37Great job, Bowen.
02:39I've had a pretty big year.
02:41I'm engaged.
02:45My mom set us up, and it's a true story.
02:48My mom called me one day, and she goes, I met your husband.
02:51And I said, what does he do?
02:53And she said, he works in cancer research.
02:55And while we were talking, I was literally smoking a cigarette.
02:59And then we went on three dates, and I never smoked again.
03:03Except when I'm drunk.
03:06In all seriousness, I'm from New York City, so hosting SNL is so extra special to me.
03:18I respect everyone here so much, so tonight I promise to act, to sing, and to not do Joker 3.
03:27We've got a great show for you tonight.
03:30I'm here, so stick around, and we'll be right back.