It has been years since I've touched Super Mario 64 and even longer since I tried to play it for real... so let's see how it goes.
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00:00Mario 64 is truly one of the most well-known games of all time,
00:04but for me, it's at the point where I've only really watched other people play it,
00:09and haven't truly played it since I was a child.
00:12Believe it or not, in this day and age, I was still able to wrangle up a group of people
00:16who have never even played Super Mario 64 in their lives.
00:20Or, at least not in a very long time.
00:22And with the power of online co-op and proximity chat,
00:25the six of us are going to set out to collect every single star in the game.
00:28Which isn't the most impressive thing ever, but trust me, for us, it will be.
00:59I'm bomb clipping. I'm just gonna do old reliable. I can't do the cool bomb clip.
01:04Oh, it doesn't show the cutscene. That's...
01:07All right, well, we got one star.
01:08Who got a star?
01:09You got one! You got one!
01:11Wait, he left!
01:12There he is!
01:13I'm gonna fucking ruin this guy's life.
01:15BAM! He sucks.
01:16I'm gonna have to just kind of dig into the memory banks,
01:19because I really don't know too much.
01:21I know there's two stars here.
01:22One if you do it fast, and one if you just do it.
01:25Okay, so in the time it took me to get two stars,
01:27no one else has even gotten one.
01:29Check this out.
01:30I killed him. I murdered King Bob-omb.
01:35I can't speedrun this game for shit.
01:37Because I think it's like 19-ish seconds, right?
01:39To get this star. Cool.
01:41Oh my god, he's so fast.
01:43Look how quick he is!
01:44You know what? I'm gonna figure out how to get out of here.
01:47Hello?
01:47We're trying to get in the cannon.
01:48I don't know how to get in the cannon.
01:50Why'd you embarrass him like that?
01:51I just think he needed to learn his lesson.
01:53Yeah, get up there. Get up there.
01:55Get the coins. Get the coins.
01:56Oh, here we go. Whoa!
01:58Nice.
01:59Oh, I overshot.
02:00I didn't realize you have to aim that thing.
02:03I don't know where I'm going.
02:04I don't know where I am.
02:05Oh my god. Oh my god, I'm scared.
02:07Oh, I made it!
02:08What if I just like all the way up?
02:10Yay, the star spawn.
02:12I hope I don't exit the level by picking this up.
02:14We'll see.
02:15Guys, it's my first star!
02:16The snowy area!
02:18We'll get all the stars.
02:20Have you gotten one yet?
02:21No.
02:21It, again, it's like a monkey see, monkey do kind of thing, right?
02:24Okay, because I've never done any of these stars.
02:27I've just seen speedruns of them.
02:30I don't want to talk about it.
02:31Oh, hi, Dash.
02:32Hey, I don't want to talk about it.
02:34Oh, okay, back he goes.
02:35This is it, Sarah.
02:36Sarah, are you here?
02:38Oh no. Oh no.
02:39This is the one I've heard about.
02:41Oh, I'm going to show everyone that I can be good at video games.
02:45Yes!
02:46This is the best Mario level ever made.
02:48Everybody likes it.
02:48That's why you see it so much in speedruns.
02:51Because it's the best one.
02:52Everyone's just excited.
02:53I'm going to go for 100 coins.
02:54I'm kind of feeling, you know what?
02:56Can I do canonless?
02:57Can you do canonless?
02:59I'm going to say yes.
03:00I got a star!
03:02Why is she so annoying?
03:03You just go take it to your, to the mom.
03:06Oh, I brought it like halfway down and then I lost it.
03:09I don't even know which way is down anymore.
03:12You could kill King Whomp if you want.
03:13I really just want canonless the most right now.
03:15Okay, no, you can get canonless.
03:17I've done it before.
03:18Up, camera left, backflip, punch.
03:22Go down, and then what is it?
03:25Is it reset camera?
03:30I give up.
03:30All right, now I'm leaving.
03:31Bye Dash.
03:32Wait, there's another baby!
03:33There's a second baby!
03:34I can grab that one.
03:36Here's your kid.
03:36You have two kids.
03:38Here you go.
03:39Yay!
03:39Uh, I guess if this is open.
03:42Well, that was easy.
03:44What is this?
03:46Oh, it's the fucking wing cap!
03:48Oh!
03:50Oh!
03:50Here we go!
03:51Oh!
03:52Oh, it just got so much easier.
03:54Oh my god, I'm inting!
03:56Hello, I'm ready to go.
03:59Can we do red coins?
04:00Yeah, we can do red coins.
04:01It was a close race, but we pull it through right at the end.
04:04Hey, you get a lot of money from the slide.
04:05I was surprised.
04:06We held out.
04:09Wait, we got it?
04:10It's 96 on my screen.
04:12Oh, there's one over here.
04:14Oh no, I'm falling!
04:15Yes!
04:16Wait, where is it?
04:17It's above you!
04:18Come on, boy!
04:21A red coin!
04:24I can't compare the experience to any other game I've played,
04:28because Mario 64 is probably the game I know the most about and the least I've played.
04:33Oh, it is that easy, huh?
04:36Dude, we finished Bomb Bomb Battlefield.
04:39All of it?
04:39Yeah, we did everything there.
04:40Wing cap made that way easier, by the way.
04:43Yeah, you're welcome.
04:44I forgot you had to unlock that.
04:46I thought you just had to, like, shoot yourself into them.
04:48Oh, do you guys want to go fight Bowser?
04:49The boys fight Bowser?
04:50Oh, we haven't done that yet.
04:52Yeah, let's go.
04:52No, let's go kick his ass.
04:53Oh, it's Bowser!
04:54Whoa!
04:55Oh, there's an invisible wall there.
04:58I hate Mario.
05:00Be nice.
05:02You know what Mario's done for you?
05:04Everything.
05:05Ooh, it's scary.
05:07Ah!
05:07Where the fuck are we?
05:09Oh no.
05:10I fucking fell for it.
05:11The tricks and the schemes.
05:12Oh, what's up?
05:14Hey, guys.
05:15We're gonna kick Bowser's ass.
05:16We're gonna roll up on him with a fucking regroup.
05:20Oh shit!
05:21What is this timer?
05:22I don't know.
05:23Red coins?
05:25Girl, I'm still here.
05:27You're in front of me.
05:27Go, go, go, run!
05:28Ah!
05:32I see Jacob.
05:33Void, can you pop me?
05:34Where are you?
05:34Oh, hello.
05:35There we go.
05:36What is this?
05:39It's so like...
05:41No!
05:42I see you.
05:42Oh no, I fell.
05:43Oh, it's fine.
05:44We got them all.
05:45I can do what Weegee can...
05:48Oh no, no!
05:49Oh, Mario pipe.
05:50Why does it look like that?
05:53Holy shit.
05:54Oh, I'm in the middle of it.
05:55Don't fuck him up.
05:58Okay, wait.
05:58Here's the handoff cage.
05:59This is my secret trick.
06:02Ooh!
06:03Cut to Dash having his own game.
06:05Oh, they are all Bowser in the dark.
06:07Even Jane's Bowser in the dark.
06:09Let's play jump rope with them.
06:10Jump rope with Bowser.
06:12One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi.
06:15Okay, Void, here you go.
06:16The handoff, grab.
06:17Oh, good job, Void.
06:19Get his ass, get his ass.
06:21He's getting jumped, Weegee, he's getting jumped.
06:24We'll kick his ass again, don't worry.
06:25Oh my god, oh my god.
06:27All tribe looks busy and womped.
06:29Yeah, that's what someone in my chat said.
06:31Where am I going?
06:32Where is he taking me?
06:33I like the basement.
06:34A lot of fun levels here.
06:36You guys want to try and catch this goddamn rabbit?
06:39Oh, I'm so close.
06:42Oh, I didn't realize we had to get him.
06:43I didn't know there was a dead end.
06:45There we go.
06:46Kate, who's setting you on?
06:48Does that count?
06:48I didn't touch you.
06:50Sure.
06:50Oh, okay.
06:51Yeah, whatever, buddy.
06:54Oh, fuck.
06:55I'm gonna go for the red.
06:58I've never seen this before.
06:59What is this?
07:01Beautiful.
07:02And we did Owl-less.
07:03We did it, Chad.
07:07As like Mario 64, what a time.
07:10Oh, what?
07:13Mario.
07:13Oh, hello.
07:14Hello, Boyd.
07:15It's me, Mario.
07:16I followed a ghost here, and they're all laughing at me.
07:20Goodbye.
07:21Yeah, this guy's never played Mario 64.
07:23No, how did this happen?
07:26Where are my friends?
07:28Why did I go to the scary place?
07:31Oh, he's got jukes, though.
07:32He's hard to hit.
07:35Oh my god, he's teleporting.
07:37Get him!
07:38Oh my god, I'm being killed by my friends.
07:40We're losing the 1v4!
07:43I got it, I got it.
07:44Yeah, you got stuck in cutscene.
07:47I hate this stuff.
07:48I'm gonna keep getting them coins.
07:50No, I'm dead.
07:51Did you guys just...
07:53Are you good, man?
07:54Me? Yeah, I'm good.
07:55What's up?
07:55You just smoked a bunch of weed in there?
07:58Yes.
07:59Dude, congrats.
08:00We're going to lethal lava land.
08:01Everybody's dying.
08:03What if we just MIPS clip, simply?
08:05Okay, are you gonna look up a tutorial for that, too?
08:09I'll see you later, man.
08:11Someone in my chat just told me that Void is lost in the maze under boos.
08:15Oh, yeah, he discovered the boo cage.
08:18He had no clue where he was.
08:19Do we want to save him?
08:22No, not particularly.
08:24I like Void having his own storyline.
08:32What is this?
08:34What is this?
08:36You're joking me.
08:37I was right there!
08:39Three ones?
08:40Oh, hey, man.
08:41I had 86!
08:42Oh, oh, no, I'm sorry.
08:44I feel like an idiot.
08:45Okay, watch out for the meme.
08:47All right, you gotta be very certain, you know?
08:52Hey, Kade, where are you at?
08:53What are we supposed to do here?
08:54Sarah, I think this is just tutorials.
08:56This one has, like, not a coin.
08:58I got it.
08:59Nice!
09:01What the hell?
09:02Whoa!
09:02Friends?
09:05Friends?
09:06Void's in here.
09:07Friends?
09:08Void!
09:08Oh, my God.
09:09I've been in the back rooms.
09:11I don't know what the fuck's going on down there.
09:13Circus music and, like, boo paintings.
09:17The boos are looking right, left, right.
09:20They're looking, like, at each other, except this way.
09:23I did it!
09:24I did it!
09:24Yeah, a lot of people say it's really hard, but, uh, yeah.
09:27Well, for me, it's no problem.
09:30Uh, yeah, I'll touch this one.
09:31Okay.
09:32Can I get that other one down here?
09:34Uh, if you still...
09:35Oh, okay, you're gone.
09:36He needs to grow.
09:37That's big.
09:38Where did this one come from?
09:39Um, where did this guy...
09:40Oh, you just got mixed up.
09:42That was embarrassing.
09:43You had the advantage in everything.
09:44That was just embarrassing.
09:46There we go.
09:47No, we got the star.
09:48We're all good.
09:50Ah, the piano's a person!
09:51The books!
09:52Okay, I'm going through the door.
09:53The door.
09:56We have to get the thingies.
09:58What are you doing in here?
10:00We don't fucking know how to play this game.
10:02We were in, like, the little outhouse maze for, like, 10 minutes.
10:06Is that where Void's trapped?
10:08Oh my god, there's a big boo in the living room.
10:10Boo!
10:11No, Kate!
10:13I scared you!
10:16Oh, hey, I got a star!
10:20Actually, he's got hands.
10:22I don't think this is worth my time.
10:24Thank god.
10:25Oh, I can see you guys in the window.
10:28Wait, I see the star!
10:29Oh, hey, another star!
10:33Dude, I'm doing a good job!
10:35Kate, can you jump that?
10:36Maybe.
10:38Oh, Jacob can do it, though.
10:39I have a lot of coins, and I almost have reds.
10:41Can you just, uh...
10:42Oh, yeah, let me get over to you.
10:44Oh, never mind.
10:45Wait, what if someone kills you, Kate, and then you bubble up to me?
10:48One more time, and I'm dead.
10:50Wait, this is peaceful.
10:53I feel so serene.
10:54Where's the last one?
10:56Oh, what?
10:57Mario, what are you...
10:59Okay, there we go.
11:00How many stars?
11:01Do we have them all here?
11:02I have no idea.
11:04What about that room in the basement?
11:07There's so many boos!
11:09What am I actually, like, fundamentally doing?
11:11Like, what is wrong with me?
11:12Jade and Sarah!
11:14Yeah, hi.
11:15Do you guys want to explore this land with me?
11:18Oh, fuck, no.
11:20Jelly Roger!
11:21I know that, that's like from One Piece.
11:22What does this do?
11:23Oh, hey, it's the way God intended.
11:25I don't know why speedrunners don't just do that.
11:27What the hell?
11:29Oh, this is how you get metal, right?
11:30I have no idea where the star is supposed to be.
11:33Do you think if I'm standing here, everyone's gonna, like, run to me?
11:36Quick!
11:37We have to go!
11:38Wait, do I have to go to fight Bowser?
11:40No, I want to fight Bowser.
11:44I got that star earlier, though, right?
11:46Or is this a different star?
11:47That has to be progress.
11:49That must mean we're going the right way.
11:51I see it!
11:52How do I get it?
11:53Okay, oh, it's a pattern, it's a pattern.
11:54Okay, one, two, three.
12:00Oh, it's you, I was like, who's the little boy?
12:01Four.
12:03I did a puzzle.
12:04I got a star, Samus!
12:05Nice, you got a star!
12:07Dash, hello!
12:09I saw you were fighting Bowser, and I didn't want you to do it alone.
12:12Let's go!
12:13Let's kick the...
12:14Let's beat this guy's ass!
12:15Did you get the red?
12:16No.
12:17Okay, here, I'll go for reds, then.
12:18Us heroes have to stick together!
12:20I'm gonna die and come to you.
12:22Okay, he's dead now.
12:24That's gore of my content creator.
12:26You are my comfort character, I don't know if I tell you that enough.
12:28That's horrifying.
12:30You must be in extreme discomfort at all times.
12:32I just need him to...
12:34Yes, yes, yeah, baby!
12:37Here, I'm gonna die real quick, can you stay alive so I can do a little scan?
12:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:42Oh my god, it's just sitting there.
12:43Why not?
12:45Since it's here.
12:47Wait, oh no, I think I needed to stay onto the...
12:49No, I didn't need to keep up with it!
12:51Oh no!
12:52I'm gonna go Pokemon Go to the last red coin.
12:57That's wise.
13:01Unlike me, I'm unwise.
13:02No!
13:05Wait, Jayden was in here?
13:07No!
13:08We both died.
13:09Oh.
13:10Shy Guy, don't do this to me, don't do this to me.
13:12That would have ended my whole life.
13:14Please?
13:15Yes!
13:15Wait, do we go in here?
13:16Yeah, we're crossing.
13:19Oh, it's like the water parks.
13:21Whoa!
13:23Bowser!
13:25Nice!
13:26Did Jayden go to fight Bowser?
13:28I don't know what to do!
13:29I'm fighting fucking White Beard over here.
13:32Be nice.
13:33What?
13:34He teleported.
13:35When could he do that?
13:36So long, gay man.
13:39We're alive, aren't we?
13:42Is Dash near that?
13:43Oh, no, no!
13:46No, I'm in here, alone!
13:48Oh, he went to Bowser.
13:49You're right, that's what he did.
13:51Dash just fucking went to Bowser and left me to goddamn die.
13:55They can fucking finish Bowser.
13:57Whatever.
13:57Yeah, I hope they enjoy doing all eight coins on their own.
14:01Oh my god, the camera's spitting.
14:03I missed, I missed.
14:04This just sucks.
14:05This is embarrassing.
14:06This is so embarrassing.
14:07He just keeps coming back.
14:09Dude, lay off the Twinkies, man.
14:12Oh, he's so fast!
14:14He's not fast enough.
14:15I'm better.
14:15Hit the bomb, hit the bomb.
14:17Yo, you got it!
14:19Oh!
14:20Oh, is he dead?
14:22Is he okay, man?
14:23Are you good?
14:25It was just one hit, oh.
14:27Oh, okay, bud.
14:29There it is!
14:30It's the star!
14:34What?
14:34I don't know what the cage is for, but all right.
14:37I got all eight coins and you left me to die before getting the star.
14:41Oh, that sucks.
14:42That's gore of my Mario streamer.
14:45Okay, goodbye.
14:46I'm gonna go beat the game now.
14:47We beat Bowser over in the lava land.
14:50Oh, good job.
14:51Void, what were you saying about booze?
14:53I don't know how to get to the big boo balcony.
14:56I did everything else, I think.
14:58Uh, it's just on the top of the roof.
15:00I'm gonna go to shifting sand land.
15:01That sounds fun.
15:07Thanks, Jacob.
15:10Okay, I'm doing it too fast, my bad.
15:11Oh, hey, Kade.
15:12Oh, hi.
15:13You want to do Bowser together?
15:14I went in there wondering if other people had already done this.
15:17I just did it.
15:18But we need to get the eight coins in here.
15:22There we go.
15:22Yeah, this is on you.
15:23I don't got the shmoovement like you do.
15:25I can grab the star as long as you stay alive.
15:28Yeah, I'll be your respawn point if you need.
15:30All right, I'm gonna respawn to you, my friend.
15:34Oh, I did it.
15:35Okay, if I enter it, do you-
15:37Okay, let's see how this scares people if I do this.
15:40Oh, barely made that one.
15:41Wait, I'll try BLJ?
15:43Why the fuck is he-
15:44Oh, when he said he was gonna beat the game, he meant it.
15:47He's just going right now?
15:48Oh my god.
15:49Why are we not saving Bowser for last?
15:51We're not ready.
15:52Oh, I can't leave.
15:54I mean, yeah, the BLJ is impressive.
15:56Good for him.
15:57All right, now we got to go get that.
16:00What's in here?
16:01What is this?
16:02That's all that mattered.
16:03I just needed everyone to know that I'm him.
16:06Well done, Jacob.
16:06I'm gonna do these reds now.
16:09Just because I see the timeline where we do forget about them.
16:13Please be a star.
16:14Please don't be a joke and not a star.
16:18We got a star!
16:19Do you see me doing it?
16:21No, it's because I'm not.
16:24Okay.
16:25Don't worry, guys.
16:26I'm back.
16:26I escaped.
16:28Hey, there's Mr. BLJ!
16:30Look at you!
16:32Yeah!
16:32Trying to beat the game without us?
16:33I mean, they're not that hard.
16:35No, no, no, no, no!
16:38It counts, right?
16:39It still counts?
16:44No!
16:47Okay, oh.
16:48Oh, there we go.
16:49Just barely.
16:50Just barely tickled them.
16:53Okay, now let's-
16:53Why is Kaden Bowser in the sky?
16:55Who taught him how to BLJ?
16:56You just do this.
16:58Do you dive forward or just jump?
17:02How the fuck do you jump backwards?
17:04Hey, what's up, guys?
17:06Can you get away from the door?
17:08I can't go through the door.
17:09I'm stuck now.
17:11Oh!
17:13That shit's easy, man!
17:15Yeah, it's just if you're good at mashing, you just do it like that.
17:20I did it!
17:21I did it!
17:22I BLJ'd!
17:22And that's it!
17:23And then all we had-
17:24And then we just go beat-
17:25And then we just go kill him.
17:27Okay.
17:27You know how hard I worked to get up here?
17:31I wouldn't even think about falling.
17:33Oh, shit!
17:34Come on, Mario!
17:34You're better than this!
17:39I have to go all the way back?
17:41I'm not done!
17:44No, no, no, no, no!
17:45This way!
17:47Keep swimming!
17:48Swim, Mario!
17:50Yes!
17:52We got it.
17:53Yes?
17:54Yeah!
17:59What?
17:59What do you mean the star is up there?
18:01Hey.
18:02Hey.
18:03Wanna see something cool?
18:03They BLJ'd through the stairs.
18:05Are you gonna do it too?
18:06I'm gonna try to.
18:08Am I good?
18:09I'm good!
18:10Yes!
18:10I've been screaming about the camera.
18:12And there's just a button that gives you actual video game camera.
18:17Oh my god!
18:18I know!
18:20Boyd is back to booze.
18:22Oh, Jaden's here.
18:23I'm so tired of this goddamn water.
18:25How come everywhere I go now, it's just water?
18:28Hello?
18:29Hello.
18:29Hello.
18:30You wanna help me, Jaden, Sarah?
18:32The booze.
18:32I didn't.
18:34There's one more.
18:34I didn't know how to do it.
18:36I'll go back down there with you in a second.
18:37But we're in here now.
18:38I like the soundtrack.
18:39Oh, I keep forgetting this is your first time ever playing this game.
18:43Yeah.
18:44This is like my third water level in a row, and I'm sick of it.
18:48Jaden, I've been at the ghost house this whole time.
18:50What?
18:51Yeah, there's still one more star there.
18:55Woo!
18:55I did it!
18:57Give it to me!
18:59Oh, shit.
18:59Please leave, Tick Tock Clock.
19:01What else can I do?
19:02What else can I do?
19:04Don't fall.
19:05Don't fall.
19:07It'd be so embarrassing if you fell.
19:09Oh, no!
19:10Can I get it?
19:11Oh my god.
19:13I don't wanna touch this water anymore.
19:16We can go somewhere else.
19:17We'll come back to it.
19:18But...
19:19Ah, ah!
19:23Get it!
19:24Yes!
19:24Oh, thank god.
19:26Yeah, we are pretty split up here.
19:27I wanna play games with my friends.
19:30I just don't know where they are.
19:32Was that a door?
19:35Wow, it's crazy.
19:36If you move the camera, it makes it easier.
19:37Oh, Alter is in rainbow, right?
19:39He's gonna look up a whole carpetless tutorial now.
19:41Go ahead and cancel me.
19:41It's just my opinion.
19:42But if I had a gun, this level would be easier.
19:44I know there's one up here.
19:46It's not this, right?
19:48Oh, it is.
19:49Oh, no!
19:50Sarah, I found it out!
19:52Best Mario 64 player out there.
19:54Hey, I don't see the other people BLJing.
19:56That's all I'm saying.
19:59All right, be fucking nice.
20:01Okay, I'm gonna...
20:02What?
20:05I'll do this because I don't think they're ever figuring this one out.
20:07Jayden!
20:08You're here?
20:09Hi, I need assistance.
20:11I need somebody to go to the bottom of this thing.
20:13Jayden, you're squishing me.
20:15They're in wet dry world again.
20:16Oh my god, I'm...
20:17My ass is so stupid.
20:18I'm just gonna take this one.
20:19It's right there.
20:20I got blown over here.
20:21Sure, why not?
20:23Sorry.
20:24How do we have one star in here still?
20:27It's water swimming.
20:28It's bullshit!
20:29Please don't damage me.
20:31Oh, no!
20:31I'm gonna die!
20:33There's one.
20:34God, now what?
20:36At least you get air bubbles, so...
20:39Makes it easier.
20:40Not that one, okay.
20:41Oh, wait.
20:42Am I stupid?
20:47Mario, go downstairs.
20:48Finally, the star.
20:52I mean, the water's low.
20:53I can just make the...
20:54Okay, actually, who's the asshole who lowered the water?
20:56I ain't raising no water.
20:59I'm so not good at controlling this video game.
21:03Well, we got there.
21:04We got there.
21:04We did it.
21:05Can I...
21:06Sure, that works.
21:07Everyone's hanging out here except Ultrive and Rainbow Ride.
21:11What the fuck?
21:11Where...
21:13Where are you supposed to go?
21:14I might leave this level.
21:15This level sucks ass.
21:16I think I'm out.
21:17I think I'm out.
21:19I have not touched the land in, like, three levels.
21:21I mean, neither.
21:23Oh, wait.
21:23I think we can go up here now.
21:25Who are these?
21:26Why aren't there ghosts?
21:27I got a star for talking to Toad.
21:29Oh, that's all you had to do.
21:32Wait, where's the fucking eight red coins?
21:34Okay, Aladdin.
21:35Get on the rainbow.
21:35Okay, Aladdin.
21:38Oh, Sarah!
21:41Well, well, well.
21:42I just noticed Ultrive's here.
21:44Oh, really?
21:45Jayden!
21:46Oh.
21:47No!
21:48It is just that easy.
21:49Oh, Sarah's here.
21:51Triple jump?
21:52No.
21:53No.
21:53I don't feel like it.
21:54No.
21:55Pray for invisible walls here.
21:58Ball.
21:59Oh, we're in, Cade.
22:00We're in.
22:01I'm in!
22:02I'm in!
22:02Oh, you did it!
22:04Wow.
22:05Yeah, I didn't even realize this is what you were aiming for for that entire time.
22:08So this is really cool because you left.
22:10I can't get the carpet anymore.
22:11Yeah.
22:12No, that's cool.
22:13All right.
22:13See you guys.
22:14No, I didn't want it.
22:15I didn't want that carpet anyways.
22:16It's our turn to ride the carpet.
22:18I didn't want to play with my friends anyways.
22:20Just jump off and bubble up here.
22:22Yeah, okay.
22:23Yeah, whatever.
22:27Oh, did I accidentally get two different stars?
22:31Yay!
22:32It's time!
22:34Hurry!
22:34Hurry!
22:35Use your little legs.
22:36Yay!
22:37Yippee!
22:38All right, I'm up here.
22:39I'm up here.
22:40Lowering water, Cade.
22:41There we go.
22:43Boom!
22:44If I wasn't here, you would have lost the carpet.
22:47No, because...
22:49No!
22:50Okay, but I got nobody else in here but myself.
22:52So I really gotta...
22:56not die.
22:57It's just more up than you'd think.
23:00Oh, that's a great shot.
23:01Oh, that's like the best shot I've ever seen.
23:04Whoa, holy shit.
23:06Holy shit.
23:08Whoa!
23:09Okay, and there it goes.
23:10Cade is probably just waiting for me.
23:12I'll give it just like one more minute and then I'll back out.
23:15And then when the Vanish Caps are actually present, I'll try again.
23:19What are you doing outside?
23:20Come to where the water normally is.
23:24Ow.
23:25Yeah, there's no water there.
23:26Look at this.
23:27What is this?
23:28What happened?
23:29What is it?
23:30We unlock a new ability.
23:33Oh.
23:34But there's also coins.
23:34I like how it's echoey.
23:35Oh my god.
23:36Oh my god.
23:37I didn't realize the Vanish Cap is echoey.
23:40Hello!
23:40Hello!
23:45No, what?
23:47I don't get it.
23:49I don't get it.
23:50Okay, so we got to get these red coins with...
23:55It's a stupid rabbit.
23:57Eat shit.
23:57Oh, you got it.
23:59Oh, he just gives you a star, right?
24:02Yeah.
24:03Yeah, you got it.
24:05We have 60 altogether.
24:06I'm pretty sure I've got like five of them.
24:09Yeah, I think we're in the same place.
24:13Okay, all right.
24:14There we go.
24:15Kade, you're free.
24:17Free, my friend.
24:18Yeah, I don't think it's happening.
24:20Let's leave.
24:21Oh damn, you guys are...
24:22I'm gonna go around.
24:23Oh!
24:23Kade, did you get it?
24:24Jacob?
24:25No, it wasn't there.
24:26Well, it's there now.
24:27God damn it.
24:28It's there now.
24:29Oh no.
24:30I feel like I've been on my own journeys for the whole time.
24:33Dash, are you here?
24:34Hello.
24:35Yeah, what's up?
24:35Hi, I'm up top somewhere.
24:37Oh, I see one of the stars that could be retrieved to.
24:41Please, please, please, please.
24:43Yes!
24:45Yay, we did it.
24:46Yay!
24:47You and me.
24:48Just a reminder, you are the video game world champion.
24:50I am, but I also died five times getting up here.
24:55Perfect shot?
24:57Oh, great shot.
24:59They just said, it said a frosty slide.
25:01Whoa, there's chat?
25:02There's chat?
25:03Oh my god, that would have been helpful.
25:05I could have messaged Jacob.
25:07Hey, it's the blue box.
25:08It's the blue box?
25:11Wait, where's the blue box?
25:12I decided-
25:13You're just chilling out for me.
25:14I decided to not leave you behind.
25:17No, the other one's actually not very dangerous.
25:19It's just very annoying.
25:20I found it.
25:24Thank god.
25:28I can't wait to play this game by myself.
25:31Hello.
25:35Hey man.
25:36No.
25:36Oh, I'm so good.
25:38Ah, oh, I see now.
25:40I see, that's where it is.
25:42And okay, so we didn't have-
25:44Sarah started-
25:46Kay says, I got this?
25:47Is he- is he still working on it?
25:50There we go.
25:52I don't know what I did differently that time.
25:54Please, for the love of god, don't slip off.
25:56Oh my god, we have to be the least coordinated Mario 64 players of all time.
26:00I feel like one good player could have beat the game seven times now, you know?
26:05Oh, I got it.
26:11Oh, it took way longer than it should have.
26:13It's so easy.
26:14It's so easy to do.
26:15Why was I making it hard on myself?
26:17I can make this jump.
26:18I can make this jump.
26:20Oh, another one in the bag.
26:24I'm going to go down to Hazy Maze Cave because we haven't done that one yet.
26:27Oh, I did that a little bit.
26:28Oh, did you?
26:29Okay, well I'll go back.
26:30Because I don't know where to go.
26:31If you die, I'll stay here.
26:33Oh, I did it!
26:35I did not.
26:35I did not do it.
26:38I undershot that shit.
26:39Oh, wait one second.
26:40Wanna see something cool?
26:43Yeah, I just wanted to show Kate that this guy just gives you a star.
26:47But, uh, there he goes.
26:53Yes!
26:55Yes!
26:57Oh!
26:58Kate, I got the last two red coins!
27:01Nice!
27:02You can grab the star.
27:03It's all yours.
27:05Oh.
27:06Wait, wait, wait.
27:06That sucks.
27:07You don't need a BLJ anymore.
27:08That's not even a point.
27:09That's not even funny anymore.
27:10How do you use BLJ?
27:11Hypothetically.
27:12Yeah.
27:12You walk in here.
27:13Okay, thank you.
27:14I want to kill this eyeball first because I want 100 coins.
27:17All right, if you want 100 coins, I'll grab this then.
27:19I'll be back.
27:20Surely I'm missing something here.
27:21Look to your left.
27:22Oh, I am missing something here.
27:24Apparently.
27:25No!
27:28Oh!
27:31Oh, you did it!
27:32I did it!
27:33Is there a thing down there?
27:34Is that just death?
27:35I don't know.
27:39It's death!
27:40Okay, fuck me.
27:41Whoops.
27:41Wait, can I get this star chat?
27:43Is it possible to just...
27:45I'm back, Kate!
27:46Hi, Jacob!
27:47Hello!
27:48I got beef with this bird!
27:49I'll catch him!
27:51Shit!
27:52I saw that in a speedrun once.
27:54Oh no, Jacob!
27:54What is up with this, like...
27:56What?
27:56What is this?
27:57Is this a slide?
27:58It's a slide.
27:59Oh, I'm bad at these.
28:00Oh no!
28:01Sarah, it's difficult!
28:07I'm sorry!
28:08One up.
28:08I'll take that.
28:09No!
28:09I picked the wrong one!
28:11Don't go to the left!
28:11Don't go to the left!
28:12No!
28:13Good job, Kate!
28:14That feels so good.
28:16On to the next one.
28:17Shit, good shit.
28:17They made this game hard on purpose so children would cry.
28:24What the fuck?
28:26Oh, no way!
28:30Okay.
28:30I gotta say, the most random enemy in all of Mario 64, these guys...
28:37Wait, what?
28:37Okay, there they are.
28:39Absolutely just these guys.
28:40Don't ask why I fell.
28:44All right, they got boomed yet?
28:45Oh, it's three each.
28:46Oh, I see.
28:50It's so strange.
28:51So...
28:51Whoa, whoa, whoa!
28:53If I wall jump to my death right there...
28:55Oh, this controller's hitting dry wall.
28:59I'm so...
29:00I play video games.
29:02I did it!
29:04Yay!
29:05I know that there's like actually a level we can do here, but we could also just...
29:11Yippee!
29:12Whoa!
29:16We saved it.
29:17Okay, for science.
29:20Okay.
29:20Oh, you can!
29:22Wait, do you have to bring the monkey to the...
29:24Ah!
29:25Why didn't he grab it?
29:26He's got sticky fingers all the time except when I need him to grab it.
29:30I just need these five.
29:33I'll grab this and it's into the volcano.
29:41Okay, lethal lava land, done.
29:43How's it going?
29:44It awful.
29:45Kade!
29:46Kade, help us!
29:47What if we tried boosting you to that wall and then you just wall jump off of it?
29:53I hate this little...
29:54Oh my god, did I hit you?
29:55Or you could just kill me.
29:56Okay, no, no, no.
29:57I bounce you.
29:57I pull health.
29:58I walk in and just see that Sarah Moon died.
30:01We're trying so hard.
30:03We're fusing with the monkey.
30:07Oh.
30:08No!
30:08Well, well, well.
30:12I did it.
30:12Yay?
30:13All right, now all I have to do is get on top of this thwomp.
30:18Okay, mission impossible by the way.
30:19I got you.
30:21Yes.
30:22We're almost there, we're almost there.
30:23We also don't...
30:24We've been up here, we just don't know how to get it.
30:27All right, I'll talk to you later.
30:28Oh my god.
30:31I did it!
30:32Oh my god, am I not the smartest player of all time?
30:36Dude, I play Mario.
30:37Oh my god, camera, camera.
30:39Holy shit, I never missed the Mario 64 camera so much.
30:42Free him.
30:44Okay, monkey, give reward.
30:47I got a lot of coins for us, by the way.
30:50Oh, someone got a star.
30:52Can you get the one in the waterfall?
30:54Oh, the one in the waterfall?
30:55Yeah.
30:56Jumping!
30:57Oh, I fucked up.
30:58Yeah, just get that one after all.
30:59Okay, okay.
31:00I'll be back, don't worry.
31:01We're actually 100%ing TikTok clock because we hate our lives.
31:07Blue coins.
31:12I did it.
31:13No!
31:13Oh, so close.
31:14I see what you're doing.
31:16Can you do it again?
31:16Can you press the switch again?
31:18Wait, I have an idea.
31:21No, it's mine.
31:23We worked so hard.
31:25We worked so hard.
31:26Oh, it's a mirror!
31:28I thought that was...
31:29Oh, it's right here.
31:30I thought that was friends.
31:32It's right here.
31:33So now we have snowman to go kill.
31:35I'm gonna assume...
31:35Okay, it's at the top.
31:36Yeah, I'm looking the right way this time though.
31:38Oh, okay, here it is.
31:41Oh my god.
31:42Okay, oh, I thought I just died.
31:44Okay, 99.
31:46Okay, okay, please, please, please, please be kind.
31:49Please, okay.
31:52No!
31:54Dude, I timed it well too.
31:55Okay, I'm gonna kill this penguin.
31:57Don't you just fight these guys?
31:58Isn't that all it is?
31:58Mario, I swear.
32:01Oh my fucking...
32:02Just let go.
32:03Type one if we should poke this penguin's eyes out with a stick.
32:06Just like, just really jab it.
32:08Just get that fucker.
32:09Go, step it.
32:09There we go.
32:10Fuck you, penguin.
32:11Oh, this is a scary place to be when you're bad at the game.
32:14And no one's here to save you.
32:17No, no, I can do it.
32:18I gotta believe in myself.
32:19Oh.
32:23I thought that was a wall.
32:25Okay, I'll go get the star.
32:28Oh no!
32:37Yes!
32:38I'm gonna beat his ass.
32:39Do we just go to the top of the mountain?
32:41Wait, I want to try something.
32:42Before you challenge him to the race,
32:45sit on that text box for like 10 seconds.
32:47Gotcha.
32:48Say when.
32:49When.
32:57That's a new world record right there.
32:59Yes!
33:00I just gotta remember to do it before.
33:02Oh no, I'll try.
33:03Oh no, oh no, oh no.
33:04Hi, I'll try.
33:04Okay, so I've already collected the eight red coins.
33:07We just have to grab the star because I died right before I grabbed it.
33:10Oh, that's awesome.
33:13Sure.
33:13I'm sure everyone's adventure of this game has been entirely different, you know?
33:17Look here, Sarah.
33:17All you have to do is just keep getting to the point where you can get the one-up mushroom,
33:22and then you jump off.
33:24Oh, it's gone though.
33:27Wow, I took it.
33:30So, oh, look at that.
33:31The fish has a star.
33:32What, you just kill him?
33:34How do I get the fish's star?
33:36Bowser in the sky?
33:36What the hell?
33:37Are you fighting Bowser?
33:38No.
33:41No!
33:41I went the wrong way.
33:43And, woo, we did it.
33:44Wait, wait for us.
33:47Come join then.
33:48Oh, wait.
33:48Don't fight Bowser without me.
33:51Sarah will spin him until you're here.
33:57Oh, then I guess we should go very fast.
34:01We're seriously fighting Bowser right now?
34:02Oh, this is the end?
34:04Oh my god.
34:05Oh, we didn't know.
34:07Okay, should I throw him and then we just jump off the edge?
34:09It's so sad, but probably.
34:11No, wait, wait.
34:12I've been working on this one.
34:14Oh.
34:14I've been working on this one.
34:16Hello.
34:17I got it.
34:18Uh, there's one more at the level.
34:21I should realistically get this right now.
34:25Uh, I don't know how to get the last one.
34:27It's underwater.
34:28So I do this.
34:30That's there.
34:31Okay.
34:32Hi, Dash.
34:33Hey.
34:33We're about to get the hundredth star.
34:35Isn't that cool?
34:35Oh my god.
34:37What a che-
34:37What a, what a huge-
34:39Let's make Wiggler squirm.
34:41Where is that fucker?
34:42I already drained the water.
34:43We just go down right here.
34:45Where's your hat?
34:45Somebody fucking took it.
34:47Why?
34:47You flooded my house.
34:50L.
34:52I always forget this fights in the game too.
34:54I forgot Wiggler looks like that.
34:56You've got to drain the water.
34:57We have to individually drain the water.
34:59Really?
35:00Oh, okay.
35:01Uncle, uncle.
35:02Oh, wow.
35:02I don't really feel like I attacked them in the slight.
35:04Okay.
35:06Oh, bye.
35:07They're so little now.
35:09That's a generous hitbox.
35:10Wow.
35:10Okay.
35:11Hey, man.
35:11You know what?
35:12I'll do Rainbow Ride.
35:13Let's go.
35:13Let's do it together.
35:15Rainbow Ride?
35:16I guess I'm going back.
35:17Will you stay right here in case this goes terribly wrong?
35:19Of course.
35:22It went terribly wrong.
35:23It was really close.
35:23I do think I can make it though.
35:25I do think so too.
35:26If you get on the very tip of the thing.
35:28Do I die here?
35:30Oh my God.
35:30It worked.
35:31Oh, you got a dash?
35:32Oh my God.
35:32It worked.
35:34Wait.
35:34He got the star?
35:35Why the fuck did you get the star?
35:37Why did they get the star instead?
35:39Why did he do that?
35:41Oh, don't do this to me.
35:42Get me out of here.
35:43Get me out of here.
35:44Please, for the love of God.
35:45I don't want to play Rainbow Cruise ever again in my life.
35:47I don't want to play this map ever again.
35:49There's one star in here we got to do, right?
35:51Is this a different level?
35:52Yeah, this is evil Rainbow Ride.
35:54Hop on the shiny shone, ride wherever you want to go.
35:57Tread those enemies.
35:59Oh.
36:00Have you guys done this one?
36:01I entered it.
36:02I didn't know how to do it and I left.
36:04There's just eight red coins.
36:05I guess we can all just collect them.
36:07Well.
36:08I don't think we can.
36:11Oh, it respawns.
36:12It respawns.
36:13Go ahead, Jane.
36:13Go have fun.
36:14No, you have fun.
36:15I don't even know how to do it.
36:17Triple jump.
36:18You triple jump.
36:19You go.
36:23All right, bye.
36:23It doesn't feel too hard.
36:24Has anyone done this one?
36:25Does anyone know?
36:26Wow, look how magical.
36:27Yay.
36:29Yay.
36:31What a magical and whimsical experience.
36:33Oh, hi, Dash.
36:34Uh-oh.
36:35Oh, no.
36:37I don't even see the red coins.
36:38Oh, no.
36:39Oh, no.
36:39Oh, no.
36:39Jane, stay alive.
36:40Oh, I see someone dying in the ground.
36:44Oh, that's so rough.
36:45Oh, no.
36:47I don't have enough.
36:51All right.
36:54Is Jayden still in here?
36:55Have we not done this?
36:56Hi, Jayden.
36:57We're back.
36:58I'm not well equipped for this one.
37:00I don't know how to do it.
37:01Whoa, I don't get it.
37:03This is under, right?
37:04Or is it just right there?
37:06There it is.
37:07Okay, don't die.
37:08Don't die.
37:08Don't die.
37:11Oh, it's so scary because it just punishes you.
37:14Let's go.
37:14Yeah, we need eight red coins and 100 coins, and then we're all done.
37:20Hello, have you found the hazy maze?
37:22Have you found the green switch for green humor?
37:24No.
37:25Hi, Jacob.
37:25We need coins and eight red coins.
37:28It just warms my heart every time I see friends in this level, in this game.
37:31It's really fun.
37:32I'm having a great time.
37:33Jayden, I'm here for you.
37:35I'm here.
37:37Okay, I need more speed.
37:38There we go.
37:41No, no, goddammit.
37:43Okay, well, I'm still here for you.
37:47No, no.
37:50There it is.
37:52A finished game.
37:53Kate's probably right next to it.
37:55I'm gonna grab it, but there's like a billion coins inside the pyramid,
37:58so I'll be right back and then we can go in there and get those.
38:01I think I see Messi.
38:02Hello.
38:02Hello.
38:03Hello.
38:05Do you have the metal cap?
38:06No.
38:07Well, then you can't do that.
38:08But that's why we're here to find the metal cap.
38:11I know.
38:11Wait.
38:12This sign says metal cap.
38:13Oh, I see.
38:14I understand.
38:15Make that jump.
38:17Make the jump.
38:18Oh, go get it.
38:18Get the metal cap.
38:22If you say so.
38:23Oh my god.
38:24Hi, Jayden.
38:25Jacob.
38:26Can you hit that blue switch for me down there?
38:28Blue switch.
38:30Yes.
38:31Here it comes.
38:32Probably just get it.
38:33I see.
38:36Oh, we did it.
38:37We got it.
38:39I got it.
38:41Oh my god.
38:41I'm awesome.
38:43Okay.
38:43So we have Rainbow Ride done, TikTok's done, Tiny Huge done, Tall Tall done.
38:47Oh, let's do Hazy Maze Cave, actually.
38:51Let's go.
38:52I got another one.
38:53I got another one.
38:54Oh, are other people down here?
38:55I heard death.
38:56Oh, I'll try it and...
38:58Oh, we have Metal Mario.
38:59Oh, hello.
39:00We do.
39:00Wait, you sound evil.
39:02I'm evil?
39:03I sound evil?
39:04Wait, wait.
39:05Can you get Metal?
39:05I want to hear how it sounds.
39:06Jayden, use it.
39:07Oh my god.
39:09Oh, it makes it so loud.
39:12You sound...
39:14It's me, I'm Metal Mario!
39:16This is not crazy, everybody!
39:18You guys sound like hollows from Bleach, where they're all like...
39:23I just like how...
39:23Jayden, you were the purple guy.
39:25I was the orphal guy.
39:27Can't you just...
39:29Yeah.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Yeah.
39:29Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:30Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:31Yeah.
39:32Yeah.
39:32Yeah.
39:33I was the orphal guy.
39:35Can't you just...
39:37Yeah.
39:39Well, there's one.
39:39There, I want to go with me.
39:41Back to the piss room?
39:42Sure.
39:43Is this just to get points, I guess?
39:45No, there is an exit in here.
39:46I just don't remember where.
39:48There, I don't know where the exit door is, but I know there is.
39:50I know there...
39:51Is it here?
39:52No, I didn't see.
39:53Oh, I think it's here.
39:54Yes!
39:56Oh my god.
39:57I feel like everyone's had their own very unique adventure here.
40:00Yay!
40:02I agree.
40:03Go!
40:06Go!
40:08Hurry!
40:10Hurry!
40:11Go!
40:14Yes!
40:15Yes!
40:17Yes!
40:18Yes!
40:19Dash, I have to show you something awesome.
40:21Hey, man.
40:22Tell me something awesome.
40:23I haven't tell...
40:25Have you listened to what it sounds like?
40:29This is so awesome!
40:31Why do I sound like that?
40:33Why do I sound like this?
40:35You sound so twisted and evil right now.
40:39Wait I sound...
40:41I know you have to go but we will...
40:43Wait a second.
40:45Hold on gotta get back.
40:47We will fight the fight for you.
40:49Yes!
40:51Guys we got another one.
40:53We got another one.
40:55We got another one.
40:57You see this hat? You see this box?
40:59You have it?
41:07What is it?
41:09You wanna try it?
41:11You guys ready to collect six coins?
41:13Why does this sound so evil and twisted
41:15when you say it?
41:17Yes!
41:19That eyeball is so evil.
41:21I cannot believe how long it's taken us.
41:23Thank god guys.
41:25Alright dire dire dogs.
41:27Let's go in groups.
41:29Do we need to swim through the manta rays rings?
41:31Is that anything?
41:33No come through this hole.
41:37Oh I'm gonna get a star.
41:41Help!
41:43Yes!
41:45We got it.
41:47I think something loaded wrong.
41:49Oh my god we cheesed it.
41:51We hella cheesed this.
41:53Oh we did it.
41:57Yeah!
41:59Yippee!
42:01Is this Metal Mario?
42:03Oh we get a new star.
42:05Jayden no!
42:07Can you stack?
42:09I'm gonna just drown on purpose.
42:11I didn't realize they can stack.
42:13Invisibility cap?
42:15Oh I make it. Oh okay well there's that one.
42:17We got it team.
42:19Where's that last one? Is it in here?
42:21Where is the last one?
42:23Oh coins in snowman land.
42:25You press start.
42:27I'm glad Jayden learned how to check stars.
42:29At 118.
42:31No one's telling me how to play the game.
42:33100 coins together as a team.
42:35Scatter!
42:37I'm going in the igloo.
42:41He's just a little coin bag.
42:43That's the shell.
42:45Got it.
42:47And oh my god.
42:49What the fuck are you kidding me?
42:51Hard game I don't know what to tell ya.
42:55And memory of all tribe
42:57who couldn't make it to the end of Bowser.
42:59Let's beat this game
43:01once and for all.
43:03Let's go!
43:05Beat Bowser.
43:07Now we get to climb all the way back up Jayden.
43:09Anyone else want to BLJ their way up there?
43:11Look at me!
43:13Wow good job Kay.
43:15You did it.
43:17Okay well you did it.
43:19Alright let's go.
43:21Okay first things first.
43:23We gotta get 8 red coins.
43:25What the fuck?
43:27Alright there's one.
43:29This game was just made to be co-op.
43:31That was beautiful.
43:33Did you die? Perhaps.
43:35Out of my way.
43:37Ow!
43:39Oh I'm dead.
43:41Watch this.
43:43I know I'm trying to do that
43:45but I forget how to jump backwards.
43:47Wait what the hell?
43:49What is he doing there?
43:51Wait okay earlier
43:53you said you guys were at Bowser?
43:55Yeah.
43:57We've been at Bowser many times.
43:59Long live the king.
44:01No!
44:03I knew what was going on.
44:05No!
44:07You are so sneaky.
44:09Boy it's your first time playing the game.
44:11I say you grab it.
44:13My first 120th star.
44:15Yeah grab it.
44:17Gimme!
44:19Congrats!
44:21I'm never closing this text box.
44:23Save? Yes.
44:29Long live the king.
44:31Okay Bowser.
44:33I don't know how to drop into the pipe.
44:35Alright drop the text box now.
44:37Huh?
44:39Who wants the handoff?
44:41I'm ready.
44:43Yeah go long.
44:45Alright you ready to catch this Sarah?
44:47Yeah.
44:49Oh you got it? Nice.
44:51Pass him way over here.
44:53I'm going long.
44:55No I threw it the wrong way.
44:57My hand slipped.
44:59It was a fake.
45:01We're spitting him out.
45:03I fell off.
45:05That's not a bomb hit.
45:07He's so bad.
45:09Oh shit.
45:11Anyone want him?
45:13Send it.
45:15Okay well this could be embarrassing.
45:19You know what?
45:21We're getting there.
45:23Pass him to me.
45:25I think this is fine.
45:27Go team moment.
45:29Go team.
45:31Go long Boyd.
45:33I don't know how to hold him.
45:35Touch his tail.
45:37He flinched.
45:39Not so fast mister.
45:41He resorted to desperate measures.
45:45Over yonder.
45:47What the hell?
45:49Okay go.
45:51You just threw Bowser into me.
45:53Get out of here.
45:55Oh god.
45:57That's my bad.
45:59I dove.
46:01What the fuck?
46:03When do I let him go?
46:05Whenever it feels right.
46:07You got it Kade.
46:09I'll just scramble around.
46:11Out.
46:13To you.
46:15Let's go.
46:17The easiest hit ever.
46:19We can daisy chain it if we wanted to.
46:25It's a star now.
46:27For all the money.
46:29Wait what?
46:35He's cheating.
46:37He's camping.
46:39Yeah he's cheating.
46:41He should be able to do that.
46:43Don't worry guys.
46:45I'll end this once and for all.
46:47Thank you creepy Wasto Wario.
46:49I can't stand it.
46:51That is not what I clicked.
46:53That is not the button I clicked.
46:55Go team.
46:57We both have him.
46:59I do.
47:01But I don't.
47:03I wish we could all be holding him.
47:05No it didn't.
47:07I just let go.
47:09Neither did mine.
47:11Do it.
47:13No I didn't throw it far enough.
47:15A little more power behind that one.
47:17If you want something done right,
47:19you gotta do it yourself.
47:23At long last.
47:25Get him.
47:27You killed me.
47:29Does Kade come back?
47:31I'm fine.
47:33Do we all get to touch the final star?
47:35Together.
47:37That's so cute.
47:39Look at us go.
47:41In memory of all tribe.
47:43He would have loved this.
47:45Rest in peace.
47:47We did it.
47:49Wow.
47:51Oh no.
47:53My god Kade.
47:55The Wario skin is just so lovely.
47:57Yoshi.
47:59Of course.
48:01Thank you Mario's.
48:03She's talking to her.
48:05I'll take it.
48:07Wait that's me?
48:09Wait it's me.
48:11Did we all die?
48:13Why did the kiss kill you?
48:15Goodbye friend.
48:17Oh my heart.
48:19I can't take it.
48:21Enjoy your damn cake Jacob.
48:31Bye.