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00:00Think about this or what any of us think about this until we've heard what Mickey Fisher
00:20thinks about this. The ultimate Cowboys Homer who returns here to the one on five through
00:26the fan areas. This is, this is much needed because there's just, there's so many people
00:30who are upset right now about how the Cowboys are treating free agency. And I know, I just
00:35know we're going to get the truth and we're going to get the best possible angle on this
00:40from the one and only Mickey Fisher. Mickey, why are the Cowboys the only team in the NFL
00:44that treats NFL free agency like the plague? Well, what do you mean? I mean, they signed
00:5010 people already. They've signed more people than most teams in the NFL. I don't know what
00:56to mean that they treat it like a plague. I don't even know what plague you're talking
01:00about anyway. And how do you know what the plague was even like? Were you there? Were
01:05you there? Were you there? Nope. I don't think you were breaking news. The Dallas Cowboys
01:13have resigned. Oh, so did you do a news that I just received that you can only get through
01:20me and my crack team of unpaid interns that I compensate with all magazines that Larry
01:26speaking of unpaid Bobby Shillow is paying $120 of how young is Peyton Russell. I could've
01:36handled that if you would have paid me fish. Uh, Mickey, how big is the gap between the
01:40Cowboys and the Eagles and commanders? Wow. The fine gap. I mean, what does that even
01:45mean? It means how far are the commanders and Eagles ahead of the Cowboys, Mick? Wow.
01:48What do you mean ahead? I mean, you think they're ahead of the Cowboys. I mean, how
01:52many 12 win seasons do they have this decade? I don't think the answer is more than three.
01:58So I don't think they're ahead of us at all. I mean, Philadelphia got lucky that Detroit
02:03got knocked out and Washington should have lost about 11 games last year and not even
02:09made the playoffs. So as the kids say, miss me with all that. I'm at Mike Fisher here
02:16again, working tirelessly on another story while playing words with friends. I have some
02:21breaking news. Exclusive, exclusive. The Cowboys have wrapped up their NFL combine
02:27interviews and breaking news that you can only get from me and not from that small handed
02:33radio host who scooped me. I'm Brian Schottenheimer. At least he's on a legacy medium and not some
02:40blogger at his mom's basement. Although I'd like to be trapped in his mom's basement.
02:44I can tell you that right now. Fish come on. Mickey Fisher joined us here on one Oh five
02:49through the fed. All right, Mickey, will the Cowboys make a big splash before free
02:53agency is over? Well, we'll find out. Won't we? I guess they already made a big splash.
03:00They signed their big free agent. Oh, he was a big splash. I don't know why all these fans
03:09want these teams to sign free agents. It never works. Name me one free agent. That's everyone
03:15in the Superbowl. Well, I mean, Tom Brady, Peyton Manning, DeMarcus, where? Okay. They
03:21were carried by their teams. Okay. It doesn't work. You know what the Cowboys are doing
03:27right now? Is that right thing to do? Mike, we do not have a newsroom that Cowboys have
03:38signed. Come on. Take her into a three year deal. I broke this news in my sleep because
03:43we all know I wasn't at practice. I also have more breaking news for you. Another exclusive
03:48exclusive Zach Martin has retired from football. Again, a news you can only get from me and
03:56not for that little shrimp thief, Adam Schefter, who stole my game report in 1993. How good
04:02of a year was 1993? Ask your mom. I could have asked her in 1993. I can't ask her now.
04:11She's gone fish. Jeez. Mickey Fisher bringing the heat, making us all feel better. How
04:17good do you feel about the NFL or the Cowboys off season?