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00:00Welcome to soggy San Francisco,
00:03the site of this year's Pepsi Pro-Am.
00:06How are you doing, Happy?
00:08I'm Bob Barker.
00:09Wow, what an honor. Nice to meet you.
00:11Looks like you and I are gonna be playing together today.
00:14That's funny. Who am I really playing with?
00:17This is a Pro-Am, Happy.
00:18Each golfer is playing with a celebrity.
00:20Wow.
00:21You know, Nick Paldo and I won this thing last year,
00:24and I'd like to win it again this year.
00:26All right, I'll do my best.
00:28Hey, Gilmore, you suck, you jackass.
00:33Why don't you shut the hell up?
00:37I'd love to punch that guy in the face right now,
00:39but I can't, you know, because I'd get in trouble.
00:41I bet you got a lot of that on Let's Make a Deal.
00:43It's the Price is Right, Happy.
00:45Oh, yeah, sorry.
00:47It happens. Let's play some golf.
00:49Okay.
00:55Jackass.
00:57Whoa.
00:59The club went further than the ball.
01:02What the hell was that all about?
01:04It's just that, you know, it's rainy,
01:06and that guy in it just slipped.
01:16You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion,
01:19because you're never gonna get off that beach,
01:21just the way you never got into the NHL.
01:24You jackass.
01:31The green's that way.
01:41You will not make this putt, you jackass.
01:49Nice shooting, soldier.
01:52Nice shooting, soldier.
01:58All right, Happy.
02:00Nice and easy.
02:07That was not nice and easy.
02:14That guy's driving me crazy.
02:17You know what's driving me crazy?
02:19You not getting the ball in the hole.
02:21Don't push me, Bob. Now's not the time.
02:29Jackass.
02:35This guy sucks.
02:38We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play this badly
02:40since his first day on tour.
02:42He and Bob Barker are now dead last.
02:46I can't believe you're a professional golfer.
02:48I think you should be working at the snack bar.
02:50You better relax, Bob.
02:52There is no way that you could have been as bad at hockey
02:55as you are at golf.
02:57All right, let's go.
02:59You like that, old man?
03:01You want a piece of me?
03:03I don't want a piece of you.
03:05I want the whole thing.
03:21Now you're gonna get it, Bobby.
03:44The price is wrong, bitch.
03:51Ah!
03:57I think you've had enough.
04:00Noah?
04:04Now you've had enough.
04:06Bitch.
04:20You