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00:00I
00:05Need to make a call
00:09Are you listening
00:12What are you listening to you? Yeah, I'm listening. I
00:18Is there anyone else in the car with you? Yeah, whoo. I'm fine Sydney. All right, you know what fine?
00:23She's gonna hear this
00:24I am going to clap your cheeks so hard that you will be able to call the government
00:30And get disability checks. Do you understand?
00:42Didn't mean to scar her friend like that friendly fire. It's just that's the cost of doing business
00:50Handsome gentlemen, let me welcome you personally to another wheel of college
00:55Banger gentlemen, don't forget. We are two and one on Florida Gators season three more wins
01:01We make the playoffs two more losses. We get sent home and trust me. I see your comments
01:09If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bicycle if I wasn't a sociopath
01:15I'd have hung out to one out of five relationships
01:19What does it matter there is only one direction a man can move and that is forward
01:23So every second you waste in the past is a second. You're never getting back now with that said
01:27Let's talk about this Gators team that ironically has Brock Bowers as its best player
01:32Here's our top five Bowers downs DJ lagway Travis Hunter and Will Johnson
01:36I gotta say our prestige players are really holding us together right now because the team's not great
01:41But we do have some great players ironically
01:43My offensive lines one of the best things on this team will Campbell and Jordan Seton holding down our tackles
01:49We got Jalen slappy Zach Martin and Jonah Monheim really good old line
01:53I don't have any depth to the tight end position, which is really important
01:55I've still got Devin Zimmerman the silver and wide receiver three no backup running back
02:00No fullback, but DJ lagway and wish on Parker in the backfield defensively
02:04I've got a lot of good fill-in players, but I don't have a lot of superstar studs
02:09Obviously Caleb downs Travis Hunter superstar stud Justin Simmons is a little out of position
02:14No Williams is a decent depth corner Tyler Martinez man tight tail
02:18Either of these guys are that great at this point and then obviously Bobby Walker Smith and someone did make a comment
02:24That was a very good point. Justin Simmons is a strong safety
02:27So let's put Justin Simmons where he's supposed to be at strong safety and Preston
02:31Zachman who was a free safety playing strong safety can now play corner three at the very least
02:37I have an okay kicker in Caden Davis would still like to make a big upgrade here and mm prestige God
02:43I'm not gonna make a big deal out of it because this is only a 94 overall
02:46But James Pierce jr.'s best card was a 90 overall until last week. They dropped a 94
02:51It's not earth-shattering, but it's certainly an upgrade on the 90 overall
02:54We used to have so my 94 James Pierce jr. Is added to the lineup since he's a prestige player pretty cool upgrade
02:59My receiving core could certainly use some work and then I need depth at a lot of positions because as we know we're in tear
03:05We're terrible get you if you don't pay attention to it. All right, gentlemen three wheel spins to add to this team
03:10I don't like having a loss already, but I do like how this team looks so I think we're gonna be all right
03:15Oh, what do I want to go with here legends low, but it's a jackpot if I get a touchdown
03:21Let me explain there are tons of insanely good legends in this game. And honestly the player
03:26I'm gonna target here is Steve Smith senior Steve Smith is obviously one of the smallest wide receivers NFL history
03:32But this dude is an absolute pitbull. I love Steve Smith
03:35I don't know how good he's gonna be in the game. But here's how this works
03:38We have to take the lowest overall version of Steve Smith, which is this 92 overall Steve Smith senior right here
03:445 foot 9 195 with 92 speed 90 jump. He's really not that bad
03:48It's a lot better than my silver if I can score a touchdown with him. I can upgrade to the 97 overall, which is obviously
03:55Significantly better if I win the game I keep him no matter what just the question is
03:59Am I gonna get that 97 overall beast mode version or am I gonna be stuck with the 92?
04:04I've got to get him in the end zone to find out
04:06So at the very least we get a 92 overall wide receiver at wide receiver 3
04:09Which is very important for a team that has a no depth at all right now
04:12So first thing on the docket, we got to get Steve Smith in the end zone. I don't hate our odds by any means
04:18Let's see what our second wheel spin. Oh, it was almost SEC jackpot, but I will take conference with jackpot
04:24That could be the SEC. Anyway, we can take any single player in this game, but
04:30And they're not gonna be SEC they're either an FPS independent or it's conference USA and it's conference you that almost
04:38No, it's not better because FPS independence has Notre Dame which means I could have got Shane Gillis that hurts
04:43I'm not gonna lie. Let's take a look at 98 to 99
04:46There is one single player and that's Kevin Byer went to Middle Tennessee. This is one of the few positions
04:52I really do not need the coldest Crawford. You know how badly I want this, but I just picked up Steve Smith
04:57There's only wide receivers and safeties. I don't need any of these players on a very real note
05:02I do need a middle linebacker the boy man. I tell you it's just so out
05:06Oh my god, this guy's a freak. Can I saw state coming in with a 97 hit power 93 speed 94?
05:12Excel donelius johnson 90 change of direction. I got to go here
05:15It feels weird with there's but there's 96 97 is 98 it's available, but I just I can't justify it conference USA
05:22Showing surprising depth here donelius johnson now, I assume you get robber right donelius silver tier robber for donelius johnson
05:30He's gonna be my new starting middle linebacker and Manti tail will be the backup Manti tail is a prestige player
05:35So if Manti tail ever gets an updated card or something crazy, that'd be awesome
05:39But for now, we're stuck with what we got already
05:41These additions have our team sitting at a 94 overall with the 93 offense and a 94 defense very interesting upgrades today
05:48We've got Steve Smith senior and donelius johnson. Can I saw state our third and final will burn?
05:56Oh my god a true jackpot. Oh, this is so rare. Oh my god. All right, honestly, I think what we got to do
06:02We just got to go look at all of the best players in the game
06:05We got to say what does this team need the most?
06:06All right. Let's look at all the 98 to 99 overall players in the entire game
06:09You are all the best players in this game. I honestly feel like I really want to get the Shane Gillis because yes
06:15It's hilarious, but he's also insanely good like his change of direction is crazy six foot four
06:19I did literally just pick up a middle linebacker, but did Shane Gillis is like he has no business being this good on a very
06:25Real note. There's only one other player I'd even consider
06:28So I already have way Sean Parker, right?
06:30But I don't have a fullback and I don't have depth at the running back position and let's be honest
06:34Eric Henry is about a million times better than way Sean Parker. So I would get Derek Henry
06:38He'd be my true running back one way
06:40Sean Parker would be backup running back as well as fullback and then I can run wildcat
06:44The reason I'm leaning towards Shane Gillis is he has platinum to your grilled cheese. It's funny when you bring up down syndrome
06:50I can't actually I can't
06:53I'm gonna leave those ones for Shane Gillis. I'm going Shane Gillis for the culture. All right, but Derek Henry
06:59I will be on the lookout for you the rest of the entire season two middle linebackers in one episodes, honestly crazy
07:05But I dude I've wanted this card on my team since it came out and I've been given an opportunity to take it
07:09So I gotta take it. All right, gentlemen, the team is ready for this game
07:12That's three wheel spin Shane Gillis Donelius Johnson and Steve Smith if we can score a touchdown with them
07:18We get the 97 overall who'll probably be boosted to a 98. So that'd be a huge hell
07:22The bummer here is man tight tail is actually out of the lineup
07:25I mean not only is there nothing I can do about that, but it's probably a good thing
07:29I'm being totally honest. This man tight tail is very outdated. Sorry man tight tail
07:33You've been an awesome user for me, but you got to get yourself an upgrade and you can never forget the challenge wheel gentlemen
07:39There was a debate last episode and I need to talk about that in a second a hundred plus rushing yards now
07:45This can be quarterback combined with running back. So that's very good news. I really don't like way Sean Parker that much
07:51It's weird that he's a 97. I guess I feel like this is not a 97 doesn't crack
07:5597 to me but 100 plus shouldn't be too hard because DJ lagway is a ball
07:58I think these two can get the job done. We're gonna be running some speed options
08:02By the way last episode people were saying I completed the octopus
08:05I didn't do a very good job explaining the octopus you have to score a touchdown and a two-point conversion on the same play
08:10Same drive, right? I can't score a touchdown and then four touchdowns later. I complete the two-point conversion
08:16That's it's got to be in the same consecutively regardless that doesn't come up today
08:19It's gonna mm have sex with your mother like serious like serious you guys are always talking shit in the comments
08:23What happens when I actually bang your mom what happens when I you haven't even considered that you don't you don't know what I'm capable
08:30Of I heard your mom's into gay little twinks. Oh
08:33Oh, we're taking on Penn State. Nobody's taking a shower after today's game
08:39Shane Gillis is in our top three did we might actually have a fair matchup today 95 overall versus our 94
08:45I like it. We're starting on defense. I like it playing in Penn State. I've heard that this is a very hostile environment
08:52I've never been to a Penn State game, but I don't know the Gators really really need a win. Oh
08:58What I swear to God this this whole this whole game is just a
09:02Slot machines likes like I think I just kicked off to him and I have the football. It should never go that way
09:09I'm happy, but it shouldn't we got to get Steve Smith in the end zone. I'm very sorry
09:13This is not main coverage. So we're not gonna be so lucky and I just throw a ball to wear
09:20What and where's DJ lagway that was a check down to the running back and he threw it right to the linebacker
09:26Why on earth did that go to Ray Lewis student?
09:29Did I I've started my last two games out with a pick six. I need to see this
09:32I swear to God every game this season. I have started out at the most massive deficit
09:37I have thrown that pass 100 times in my life. What the fuck is going on?
09:43All right. There's Brock Bowers on an easy one
09:45I also got to get rushing yards to which sucked it sucks to be at a deficit gotta get right, dude
09:52Crazier thing of the craziest thing about that is the game said it was a good pass like it wasn't out
09:56It wasn't a red circle if it's a good pass. How come my fucking receiver is nowhere near the football
10:02DJ lagway is gonna get some of those rushing yards right now. All right, we're gonna go handoff way Sean Parker
10:08We got to have a short-term memory or this is gonna be a long-ass game second and 11
10:13That's going nowhere. If I'm gonna run the football. I need to be in my bag with exclusively good running plays
10:19I can't be calling hat-bag zone. We take a look at the defense
10:22I can tell you right now this doesn't have a chance and I'm stuck with this play
10:30Certain 11 see who we can find on this third and 11
10:35There is not a soul on DJ lagway. I got a truck. I got him
10:41I guess I could sleep. I mean I said I got a truck because I really wanted that first damn
10:47That's the first time I think lagways fumble. Well, he hasn't played any offense yet. So at least we can see what he's gonna do
10:54That's Donelius Johnson and that's Shane Gillis that was Shane Gillis on the pursuit egg
10:59I mean, I'm gonna be honest you guys I'm really not worried yet. First in ten. That's a bomber really good
11:05Horse him inside and we are back to the slot machine
11:10Skyler Gil Howard do it to him Skyler
11:14Do it to him Skyler I'm breaking bad
11:16Justin Simmons a so it looks like the switch from from putting Justin Simmons that strong safety already having an impact as
11:24Skyler Gil Howard rushes that thing in the irony is my season was ended by Skyler Gil Howard scoring a
11:29Touchdown on me and there goes Skyler Gil Howard right now. He's literally Kevin Durant dude on God, bro
11:36They have to make they have to make fumbles less common
11:38The jet seam he goes running back really nice. Okay, this is fuck up
11:43He just fumbled again EA you gotta you gotta let the player with more skill win. You can't leave it up to chance like this
11:51And frankly right now he's playing better than me and he just proved it right there. Nice touchdown from him
11:56I just wasn't in a great defensive set to stop that but right now right now
12:00I just need the game to settle down. This was like five games in a row
12:03First and ten if we play this perfect we're gonna get in the end zone with not a lot of time left
12:08And then we're gonna go into half and get the foot. That's how we want to play this shit
12:12I can't run wildcat. I keep forgetting. I can't run wildcat because this is a silver
12:16This would be such a good play if it if I had death I want speed option
12:21But just out of a different set this is exactly what I want to run speed option. Let's see where his user is
12:26What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing? What's he doing?
12:31Let's see where his user is
12:34Users on the wrong side. He doesn't see the pitch key
12:38And that is a beautiful speed option. There's 14 yards there
12:41All right, same thing other side just out of a different formation. So hopefully this guy catches him off guard
12:47Honestly good. Does he switch on he does? All right, second and six. We got some good rushing yards. Let's just run a good play
12:53I'm kind of looking at brock bowers here. I still gotta get oh
12:56Powers
12:59I still gotta get steve smith in the end zone. Whoa
13:03Oh brock bowers
13:05I gotta go out at the one
13:07Even better now. I think she tackled me. I need to get steve smith a touchdown
13:10I'm gonna shut up first thing go
13:11I feel like the easiest way to get him a touchdown would be like a jet sweep or something
13:14I'm, just gonna run a whipper out here if he's wide open we take it if he's not
13:19Got it wide open steve smith. We just earned our jackpot steve smith
13:24But we are certainly not out of the woods yet because this game is 14 to 14
13:27There's a whole lot of football left to be played and it doesn't look like this game is slowing down anytime soon
13:32Okay, I can't let him do that again. So first in 10, we gotta we gotta find a defense that works
13:39Right now i'm giving up a lot of yards
13:42Shane gillis was lost in the sauce. He was making a cheeseburger at night. I gotta leave that to the pros
13:48Where are you going? Where are you going? Oh my god, that's an int every day of the week. What are we doing?
13:54That's a big bummer. Okay, I can't get beamed deep again. I'm gonna go cover for drop guess pass slip screen
14:01Oh my god
14:02I can't believe that worked the way he ran that
14:05A fumble again, and he just picked it up for a first down you are actually it's literally a lottery
14:12I'm playing fucking plinko. Oh my god
14:14Oh my god
14:16Fourth and engine fourth and one even better ty leak williams has been a huge impact today gun spread double flex
14:24I'm going tampa to playing underneath and shane gillis is ready. If this is a pass, I gotta play over the top
14:30short
14:31Scramble step up throw. It's out of there. Oh my goodness
14:35He had a chance too, but garrett neusmeier misses the bunny pass
14:40Although shane gillis might have been there
14:41Anyway, you think I break that up first time in what seems like the entire game?
14:45There has been a legitimate defensive stop. That was not a fumble. We just need to play our best offense command a lead
14:51And then we can okay. That's just can we watch the blocking on that? How on earth second and 17?
14:57That's bad for our rushing yards. We get negative rushing yards for that
15:01I'm gonna step up in the pocket again and get flattened again. He knows I want to go brock bowers here
15:07I don't think you can stay with them anyway, even if I go brock bowers
15:10I don't think you can stay with him
15:12Okay, he does but he can't stay with way sean parker who gets to the edge
15:16Trucks one and gets fourth and two. I think i'm gonna go gunwing speed option. I think he used a timeout
15:22I'm going speed option here
15:26Way sean parker definitely has it we get additional rushing yard now on first and 10
15:30I actually want to snap pad my rushing yards for the challenge wheel right now
15:33So
15:35Get to the edge cut it up. Let's go snap it as soon as we can
15:39Get out to the edge get the pitch off and truck through one way sean parker great work
15:46Way sean parker's showing up today. It's there's a lot of pressure on his user to make a good play
15:50So let's see what his users got third and two
15:52He's on a d lineman that is gonna give him a lot of trouble there
15:55That is some psycho play calling with clock management on the line
15:58But way sean parker's sitting at 46 yards and a touchdown keep in mind every time that lagway got sacked
16:03We lost rushing yards
16:04So i am gonna have to check in but god tier clock management here gives us 21 points with five seconds left in the second
16:09I'm gonna squib this he can still fair catch it, but i'm hoping that he'll want to take this out
16:13Just burn some easy easy clock
16:16Perfect. This is perfect
16:19All right, you guys are gonna absolutely love what i'm about to do are you ready i'm gonna run prevent 3d
16:24You can only get chlamydia once gentlemen
16:27That's not true
16:30All right, the beauty here is we are starting with the football I do have a dilemma
16:34I need more rushing yards for my challenge
16:35I've got 66 rushing yards on 11 attempts, but i'm actually in 40 bombs
16:40Territory, we just got 21 in the first half. We get 21 in the second half. That's 42 points
16:44So there's an immaculate box on the line here, but obviously running the football keeps the clock ticking god
16:50I think I need to run the football but run shoot play i'm run play action double post here
16:54What's gonna be really important here is that I step up in this pocket
16:57So that I can get out of this pocket
17:00Okay, not now. I'm just gonna bitch my center's blocking
17:04Absolutely. Nobody while my left and right guard are getting hammered. I don't see how brock bowers gets guarded here
17:09Just kidding. He brought a safety over there. I'm still gonna fuck
17:13I don't know what to tell you. He's a freak of nature and you know, who else is a freak of nature
17:16His name is teterola mcmillan
17:19I
17:21Gotta no, I didn't get that off. I tried to step up and throw that to travis hunter
17:25T-mac was completely bagged doesn't matter. Honestly. We're playing a really good game. I think we're fine
17:29I do think we're fine
17:31Fourth and one unable to convert there though is a bummer trav was gonna get that so shane gillis
17:36What do you got here, buddy? Come on. Let me see that streak at 18. Yep
17:41Oh
17:44Neusmeier's actually kind of fast and i'm struggling to change directions with shane gillis. I thought I had robber on him though
17:49No, he's got silver tier robber for sure
17:52There's shane gillis with a big one with ty lee quilliams and a kiwi spy no more scrambling out of garrett neusmeier
17:57I'm, not it's not happening again
18:01Nice ball
18:03I think he runs this football. I'm actually gonna blitz caleb downs. I'm so confident. He's running i'm blitzing caleb downs
18:09Hey
18:10Let's go. Tyler martinez big tackle second and goal. Absolutely. No chance after getting criminally bagged like that
18:16This is 100 a run. We got a play underneath get some zones out there and a qb spy
18:20Perfect perfect and that's why we spied him third and goal. Come on every game
18:26I win I win right here in the red zone. Once again ty leak underneath got our zones
18:31Good whip route. That's good play. That's a good play. All right
18:34Well, I say the biggest thing i'm doing wrong right now is i'm trying to force the run because I want the challenge
18:38And it's definitely got me in some trouble
18:41As I say that I am gonna run the football again, but four yards is good
18:45I don't see how he stops brock powers here. Once again, he's gonna be manned up
18:48Oh, no, he doesn't need to because way sharper. That's the end of the third quarter 21 to 21
18:53How do I play this?
18:54I mean I could cheese for the field goal
18:55But now I think we just play this call our best play every time we get in the end zone and we don't worry about
18:59Clock cheesing which is music to my ears because this can't stop the stretch
19:03Holy shit, did nobody block what they're supposed to that should bag that
19:09There's canteen. He doesn't switch to the running back
19:13And there is the sixth fumble of today's game recovered by way sean parker and the booth is reviewing it
19:20Does it matter? It's third and one either way. Oh my god. This is infuriating. Just let us play
19:25Oh
19:28Get fucking bent. Oh my god. Oh, what a play call. Oh, that's a b
19:33Oh seeing everybody bite on that and making the right read is a beautiful beautiful thing in a game like this
19:39A little bit of mid blitz action. He is not guarding this t-mac with brown
19:45T-max too damn big. Um
19:50He knows if I can burn at least one time out i'm happy with this
19:52I probably should have taken that down a little bit earlier shouldn't have even left this up to anything here
19:57But um rollout flood interesting play here. Where's the user?
20:03He's trying to get the way sean but he can't oh my god
20:07What it's a green throw with my feet set in a fucking clean pocket. Why does he have to die for it?
20:14So
20:19He switched off I was just about to step up and put a move on him with lagway and he let the computer
20:25Third goal. I gotta make a play dude. I might go speed option here. I might stick to this
20:30That's really funny
20:32We sean wear and tear
20:34Oh my god, he's fucking wear and tear and he doesn't have any speed anymore
20:37That's fourth to go from the one. This is the easiest fucking touchdown
20:40If he's not wearing tears fourth goal from the one inside zone
20:45My shot is in what were those in a minute? What was any of that?
20:48What is this game?
20:49That made no sense that d tackle blitzed through the middle of the line and then sat down my center
20:55But then I still got in this has been the yuckiest
20:58Ugliest stupidest game and we have a seven point lead with a minute 13. He's got a single timeout
21:04I don't think clocks that against him here. This is simply can he make the play?
21:08Can he make the drive or not? And will he go for two or not?
21:11I have a lot of faith in my defense. I think we've made some silly mistakes
21:14I think there's been a lot of fumbles on both ends for sure
21:18So, let's see if we can actually step up play a legitimate game
21:20Uh, I don't know what this is kind of looks like a run, but that would be a very unorthodox play call here
21:25He's got a whip route. That's not open
21:27He's got a drive that's not open and noose mire goes down if you're not gonna call a timeout
21:31That's a lot of clock you're about to use here unless we gotta make a big play here
21:35He can go running back he can't
21:38Because ty league williams is has four sacks. Ty league williams is completely out of his mind right now
21:45He's gonna empty quads, right?
21:50Oh my god, oh my god, he just missed a touchdown, but i'm in cover four. Why was there a touchdown there?
21:56Oh
21:58He stopped oh my god, we dude go play back that cover four palms in cover four palms on third down
22:04I have four deep safeties. I don't know what on earth happened. But if you watch 18, nobody was guarding it
22:09I gotta go ball carrier conservative. See if I can get these rushing yards right now. So he's in mid blitz
22:13Obviously i'm running the football. I'm on ball carrier conservative
22:17Oh way, shawn is hurting man. He calls his final timeout. I've got 80 rushing yards
22:23He calls his final timeout i've got 80 rushing yards and i'm on the 24
22:27So if I took this all the way to the house, I would get it
22:32Got numbers
22:34Third and 10 for the final play of the game. Why is there a flag an encroachment?
22:37I'm gonna try and scramble with lagway if I get all these yards, wait, I just accepted the fucking penalty now. It's not even possible
22:45Am I the dumbest man alive
22:47At least I walk out of this game with a win
22:49I don't know those seven fumbles will do that to you
22:52Your brain kind of shuts off way. Sean parker wins player of the game 14 attempts for 62 yards two touchdowns
22:57Honestly, the the biggest thing i'm interested in right now is the pick six that I threw I gotta figure out how the hell that
23:02Happens gentlemen, let's keep our eyes on the prize because an ugly win is a win nonetheless
23:07Dj lagway throws 9 for 14 a touchdown in an interception on the ground 19 for lagway 62 for wayshawn parker
23:13I think if I don't get sacked if I don't take those multiple sacks
23:17I get this so taking those sacks really pulled us back
23:20Unfortunately a really good game on a wish on park through the air brock bowers the literal goat continues to prove it wayshawn
23:27T-max c smith had one single catch to get his touchdown and travis hunter never saw the football defensively. Tyler williams was our our dark horse
23:34He was our king dj lagway pass intercepted by ray lewis for a touchdown
23:38I see wayshawn parker right here and I start to throw right here
23:42So this is supposed to go to wayshawn parker looks like I left that wide open look at that travis hunter
23:47I was at tampa too. Travis hunter is completely wide open t-mac would have been a good throw here, too
23:51This is supposed to go to wayshawn parker
23:53This is literally the same way I threw the interception in that game
23:55I lost so wayshawn parker would have been there if he doesn't rub into t-mac here
24:01Yeah, I guess I don't what do I do about that I just don't even look at those guys
24:04So no challenge wheel complete no rage quit wheel, but steve smith got a touchdown
24:08So my receiving core just got a big upgrade and it's a utah ute steve smith senior there
24:15He is ladies and gentlemen
24:16So we got travis hunter steve smith senior and tenerola mcmillan, but everyone everyone knows who the true receiving star is
24:23His name is brock bowers. He averages 130 yards a game
24:26I will chalk that up as maybe the ugliest win of all time a win
24:29Is a win skyler gilhoward with a touchdown and uh, we keep our players so i'll see you boys in the next one
24:37Peace
24:49You