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00:00My heart's about to pop out of my chest right now.
00:08How are you Novak? You're the man. Appreciate you.
00:26Welcome back to another episode of Martiverse.
00:29Today we are facing the best tennis players in the world.
00:33And we are in Palm Springs, California at Indian Wells.
00:36Shout out to Travis Matthew. I even have shoes now because last time I was wearing Air Force One.
00:42So I look a little more of the part.
00:44I'm here trying to return serves. I'm trying to win a point.
00:48Anything. I want my redemption against the best tennis players in the world.
00:52So let's see how that works out.
00:54We're facing Novak Djokovic. I don't know if you've ever heard of him.
00:57And I'm going to fucking whip one right back at him.
00:59And I'm going to probably get signed right here, right now.
01:02So I'll see you, Novak.
01:17From my experience, I don't know if you can see, but the guy on the ice cream line has his hood up.
01:23And it looks like he's deprived of meth.
01:27It's 75 degrees and sunny.
01:29Sometimes you just don't know what's going on, but it's a fantastic experience.
01:32And I love blowing.
01:36It got me. It's nasty.
01:38It already is.
01:40Why'd you crack the cone?
01:42It was already cracking.
01:44What do you mean?
01:46She gave me a bad cone.
01:48How is this the same thing?
01:50She gave me a bad cone.
01:52She gave me a bad cone.
01:55Oh, no.
01:59I mean, it's a disaster. What do you want?
02:01Where are we headed?
02:03We're headed to a warm-up match against some 18-year-old.
02:08Which sounds weird, if you say that out loud.
02:19Who am I going up against?
02:21Djokovic.
02:22Can you slow down the thing?
02:25Is that what you're saying?
02:26No, say it.
02:27One second.
02:38I don't think I got a chance right here.
02:40But I'm going to try and return one serve.
02:42Okay, let's go.
02:43What do you think? Two chances I get?
02:45Two chances.
02:47How are you feeling?
02:48Not good.
02:50Maybe if I go like this.
02:53Two, two, two.
03:04Holy shit.
03:12One more. Last one. Last one.
03:15I'm not ready right now.
03:16Fuck.
03:20Fuck.
03:23What was that last one?
03:27That last one was ridiculous.
03:29Appreciate it.
03:31Man, that was dog shit.
03:32Hey, that was great. Thank you, man.
03:34I appreciate you.
03:36It's a bad first start for myself.
03:38That's why I got a warm-up.
03:41That was a fast serve.
03:42Those are missed.
03:43He's good.
03:45I'm going to say it right now.
03:46I'm going to…
03:48He's good.
03:49You haven't even seen his full?
03:50Holy shit.
03:55Day two at Indian Wells.
03:58We're going to pack two days coming up.
04:07Everything on one?
04:08Everything's great.
04:09I'm going to ride in the car.
04:11Perfect, great.
04:12Coco, great to see you again.
04:15We're on a first-name basis now, right?
04:16Yes, we are.
04:17Making sure.
04:18We're here with Nick Kyrgios,
04:19and I want to meet the moment,
04:21presented by Travis Matthew.
04:23I got to ask you a very important question.
04:25Yep.
04:26Are you scared the Cavs or Knicks at all?
04:28No.
04:29I mean, I think the Cavs are definitely knocking on the door.
04:32They've got a great team, good depth.
04:33I don't think they could beat the Celts four times out of seven,
04:36and the Knicks are absolutely horrendous.
04:38I'm going on my honeymoon in Spain.
04:40All right.
04:41I'm going to Mallorca, Ibiza, and Barcelona.
04:45You got anywhere I should go?
04:46Have you been practicing?
04:47No, I've been getting smoked, pretty much.
04:49Oh, okay.
04:50That's been good.
04:51Okay.
04:52That's been great.
04:53You know, when you hit rock bottom, you can only go up.
04:55That's exactly it.
04:56There's only one way up.
04:57Yes.
04:58My go to Madrid and Sevilla.
05:00Okay, all right.
05:01Those are beautiful.
05:02That was fantastic.
05:03My guy.
05:04I appreciate you.
05:05What do you have to tell other people about Jason Tatum's aura?
05:07Bro, I think he's swaggy as.
05:09Tatum is handsome as fuck.
05:10I don't care.
05:11I actually don't care about anything.
05:12I think he's hot.
05:13Tell me one thing about the Oscars party last night,
05:16because people like myself and the redheaded guy back there,
05:19we're not going to be ever invited to something like that.
05:21So what was the best part of the party?
05:23The best part?
05:24Honestly, it's kind of just like a high school event.
05:27Jason Tatum's hot.
05:28He is.
05:29I know he's hot.
05:30And I'm telling people.
05:31I'm a Duke guy.
05:32Dude, he's a playmate.
05:33I'm just jealous of him.
05:34It's not really like anything, you know, glitz.
05:36It's just people all dressed up, but it's about the same.
05:39I like that.
05:40You're still talking to all your friends.
05:41Tonight's just a nice time.
05:42And you came straight here.
05:43Yeah, straight here literally that night.
05:45Tatum is clean as, bro.
05:46I'll never speak a bad word about that guy at all.
05:48Go ahead and practice right now.
05:49Nick, I appreciate you, man.
05:51That was awesome.
05:52Thank you, man.
05:53AZ guys.
05:57Thank you to Travis Matthew.
05:58First of all, look at the outfit I got on.
06:01TM everywhere.
06:03The shoes are unbelievable.
06:06It's a lifestyle brand, Travis Matthew.
06:08You can do whatever you want.
06:10I'm going to play tennis today at Indian Wells.
06:12It looks beautiful here.
06:13I can work out in these clothes.
06:15I can go out to dinner in these clothes.
06:17I can do whatever I want.
06:18It's the most comfortable clothes in the entire world.
06:21And shoes, they are versatile in everything.
06:24You can go to TravisMatthew.com, sign up with your email,
06:28and you get 20% off your first order.
06:30You can look exactly like me.
06:32I'm walking around here.
06:33Everyone thinks I'm an athlete just because of Travis Matthew.
06:36So thank you to Travis Matthew.
06:38Again, TravisMatthew.com.
06:40You get 20% off your first order when you sign up with your email.
06:45I'm here with Ben Shelton.
06:46First of all, last time I saw you, you beat the shit out of me on the court.
06:51So I said, I'm not doing that again.
06:53Today we're doing a little me versus you,
06:55whoever gets the fastest time in this small little gauntlet here.
06:59Okay.
07:00And the ending, you got to hit that guy in the back with the football.
07:03Yeah, I got no problem with that.
07:06Hubs, you start on my zone.
07:08No, when you go.
07:09Yeah, that's what I just said.
07:11All right, ready?
07:15Oh, no.
07:16Come on.
07:17Come on.
07:18Are you kidding me?
07:19Wait, does that count?
07:20Go.
07:24Nope, two.
07:27Nope.
07:32I mean, that's the weakest three I've ever seen in my life.
07:36That was a bad three.
07:3721-07.
07:3821?
07:39Yeah.
07:40All right.
07:4121-07.
07:42I think I can beat that.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Whenever you start.
07:46I might struggle with this one, honestly.
07:48It's small.
07:49Oh, there you go.
07:50Oh, shit.
07:53Oh, boy.
07:54Oh, shit.
07:57Yo, let me get the ball, dog.
08:00No.
08:03You okay?
08:04I think I should stop.
08:09Yo, my man, homie.
08:1633-07.
08:18Yo, dog.
08:20That was unbelievable.
08:21That was, oh, my God.
08:22You're going to kick us out of the tournament.
08:25Unbelievable.
08:26Hey, if security comes, I take the blame.
08:28Kick me out.
08:29Well, Ben, thank you very much.
08:31I appreciate you.
08:32That was great.
08:34You all right?
08:35Of course I feel all right.
08:37What do you mean?
08:38I got hit with a Nerf football 13 miles an hour.
08:40I've been hit by worse.
08:53Last day.
08:54It's been a whirlwind of three days.
08:57But it's the last day, and we got, hopefully, our white whale.
09:02We got Novak Djokovic.
09:04The fact that I'm going to be on the same court as Djokovic,
09:06the fact that all of us will be on the same court as Djokovic,
09:09shouldn't be a sentence.
09:12But I'm going to return it.
09:14I feel good.
09:15I mean, he's the GOAT.
09:17You're facing a GOAT.
09:18Yeah.
09:19We'll see how it is.
09:21I want to shout out Travis Matthew.
09:22We're giving away a bunch of gifts to the players
09:24after they probably beat the hell out of me.
09:27People forget, Travis Matthew's also got a great women's line.
09:31They got, look at this, water bottle.
09:34We have this gorgeous, unbelievable,
09:39it's almost like a tennis dress, almost.
09:41I don't know how you say it, but it is so comfortable.
09:45We got a hat.
09:47We got every little thing they got.
09:50We got shorts, very comfortable shorts.
09:52It's the best wear you can ever have.
09:55You're comfortable.
09:56You're athletic in it.
09:57It's a lifestyle brand.
09:59Shout out Travis Matthew.
10:01And we obviously did not forget the fellas.
10:03Great shorts.
10:04I have these shorts.
10:05They're fantastic.
10:07You have this shirt right here.
10:10Fancy shirt.
10:11This is like, you know what?
10:12You want to go to a nice dinner or I want to play some golf.
10:15And this is my favorite thing ever they have.
10:18Look at this right here.
10:19Look at his long sleeves.
10:20It's so sick.
10:22No guy knows how to wear a long sleeve,
10:24but Travis Matthew has you covered.
10:26We're going to give the guys some of this great merch.
10:29Thank you again, Travis Matthew.
10:37I'm going up there right now against Djokovic.
10:40Djokovic?
10:41Yeah.
10:42I got him or not.
10:43Let's see.
10:44If you return that, sir, I'm going to be scared there.
10:50I'm ready.
11:05Marty, you're minutes away from facing off against the greatest of all time.
11:09Let's go.
11:10My heart's about to pop out of my chest right now.
11:13I have no idea.
11:14My knees are weak.
11:16They're done though.
11:17I can't stand it.
11:19I can't stand it all right now.
11:21There's a lot of people watching.
11:23How do we get ourselves in this?
11:25I don't know.
11:30How are you?
11:33What's up, guys?
11:35You're the man.
11:36I appreciate you.
11:37I'm going to try and return a serve.
11:40Obviously, I have no fucking chance at all.
11:43Let's see.
11:44Yeah, I'm going to try just two serves.
11:45I really appreciate your time.
11:46Okay.
11:48Have you ever played?
11:49Last year, I returned one against Carlos.
11:51You returned one in play?
11:52Yeah.
11:53That's awesome.
11:54It went really high up in the air.
11:55What was it?
11:56First serve?
11:57I think it was second, right?
11:58Yeah.
11:59It got a little easy.
12:00Yeah, it got a little easy.
12:02Did you make it into the court?
12:03Yeah.
12:04In play.
12:05All right.
12:06If you do that, we play out the point.
12:09All right.
12:12Holy shit.
12:13Yeah.
12:14Yeah.
12:15They don't like it.
12:16I'm an ass to them.
12:18I think Marty could get it done.
12:20Marty shot the whole world before.
12:22I think you're going to see a nice little 43-mile-an-hour floater get back over.
12:30Ready?
12:31You're so deep.
12:36That's an ace.
12:39All right, I'll second serve.
12:40All right.
12:46Almost.
12:47One more.
12:48Give him the gas.
12:49All right.
12:51First serve.
12:59That's out.
13:00That's out.
13:01It was long.
13:02That's long.
13:16That's awesome.
13:17That was awesome.
13:18Wow.
13:19Thank you, man.
13:20Great return.
13:21You're the man.
13:22That was fucking unbelievable.
13:24Hey, I got you a gift, by the way.
13:25All right.
13:26Got you some clothes, if you want.
13:28For you.
13:29Travis and Anthony.
13:30They're the best clothes in the world.
13:31All right.
13:32I appreciate you.
13:33Thank you, man.
13:34It was a pleasure.
13:35Thanks, man.
13:36You're the man.
13:37It's the best thing in my life.
13:40I returned it.
13:42Holy fucking shit.
13:43Holy fucking shit.
13:45Was that the coolest thing of all time?
13:47Pretty good.
13:48Pretty good.
13:49I don't know why I went through my legs.
13:50Dude, that was insane.
13:52That was just in the moment.
13:53That was just instinct.
13:54I got cocky.
13:55I got cocky.
13:56Holy fuck.
13:57And don't worry, I got the ball in my pocket.
14:01Oh, thank goodness.
14:03That's one of the coolest things a non-athlete has ever done.
14:06No offense.
14:07It's got to be.
14:08You're a generational entertainer.
14:11You're a superstar.
14:12Superstar.
14:13We got to buy pretzels for the boys.
14:15Holy shit.