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00:00:00There's a rumor going around that Trevor Holt has the biggest you-know-what in school.
00:00:17And here he is, standing outside my dorm room, naked.
00:00:22Out of the way!
00:00:25What are you doing?
00:00:27Look, I'll explain later.
00:00:29Please don't tell her that I'm here.
00:00:30Tell who?
00:00:31Trevor?
00:00:32Please, uh, what's your name again?
00:00:33Martha.
00:00:34Trevor, where the hell are you?
00:00:35Please, Martha, she's psycho.
00:00:36She's psycho?
00:00:37You're literally hiding under my bed, naked.
00:00:38Look, I'll owe you one, okay?
00:00:42Just get rid of her and I'll do anything.
00:00:43Okay.
00:00:44He's tucking your head.
00:00:46Where is he?
00:00:47Where's who?
00:00:48Trevor.
00:00:49I saw him running this way.
00:00:53Gosh, I don't know anyone named Trevor.
00:00:56Trevor Holt?
00:00:57Football player?
00:00:58No.
00:00:59It doesn't ring any balls.
00:01:00I mean, bells.
00:01:01You're lying.
00:01:02Everybody knows who Trevor Holt is, even girls like you.
00:01:11I haven't seen him.
00:01:14Also you've got a little.
00:01:16I'm watching you.
00:01:20Oh.
00:01:22Granny panties?
00:01:25Seriously?
00:01:26Seriously?
00:01:28How many of those boner killers do you own?
00:01:30None of your business.
00:01:32Cover up.
00:01:33No, thanks for handling that Tila situation.
00:01:36She's become a bit of an issue.
00:01:37Why, did she ask for something, like commitment?
00:01:41Well, actually, she's my buddy's ex-girlfriend.
00:01:43I don't like her like that, and she doesn't get the hint.
00:01:46She jumped me in the shower.
00:01:48I'm sorry, I didn't.
00:01:49Anyway, what'll it be?
00:01:52Huh?
00:01:53I said I owed you one.
00:01:54Am I a man of my word?
00:02:00This is my chance, a favor from Trevor Holt.
00:02:03And he has the one thing I truly want.
00:02:06What can I do you for, Martha?
00:02:08Drew Longhorn.
00:02:10Drew Longhorn?
00:02:11Yeah, Drew Longhorn.
00:02:12What about Drew Longhorn?
00:02:13I want to kiss Drew Longhorn.
00:02:17Sorry, why do you want to kiss Drew Longhorn?
00:02:22He was my lab partner freshman year.
00:02:24We had chemistry.
00:02:27You had chemistry?
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:30OK.
00:02:32You want his attention?
00:02:33Then we'll get his attention, but not in that.
00:02:37Guys like Drew, they only go for one kind of girl,
00:02:39and it's not.
00:02:40Forget it.
00:02:41Hey.
00:02:41No, let's just forget the whole thing.
00:02:43Hey, I'm an ass, OK?
00:02:45I just meant that this stuff doesn't play up your assets,
00:02:48you know?
00:02:50You're really pretty.
00:02:51We need to show it.
00:02:52You're messing with me.
00:02:54I'm not, I swear.
00:02:57You're just going to have to trust me.
00:03:00OK.
00:03:02First, you show up at the party with me.
00:03:04Everyone's going to notice when you're on my arm.
00:03:05And second, we need to go shopping.
00:03:09Shopping.
00:03:10One, two, three, four.
00:03:22Ta-da.
00:03:24Where did you get all this?
00:03:26It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:28Go on, take your pick.
00:03:30It's my one-night stand box.
00:03:32Go on, take your pick.
00:03:34No, thank you.
00:03:35I'm not parading around in your hookup trophies.
00:03:39What?
00:03:40These aren't trophies.
00:03:41These are just clothes that have been forgotten.
00:03:43It's also the kind of stuff that will attract
00:03:45a guy like Drew Longhorn.
00:03:47So.
00:03:49I'm not wearing someone else's sex panties.
00:03:51I can 100% guarantee that the act of sex
00:03:53did not happen while the panties
00:03:55were being worn by the girl.
00:03:56No.
00:03:57Come on, Martha.
00:03:59This stuff's hot.
00:04:00Come on.
00:04:02Just wear it.
00:04:03Trust me.
00:04:04I've worn it.
00:04:06I haven't worn it.
00:04:07I lied.
00:04:08I've always wanted to wear something sexy like that.
00:04:10I just never had the guts.
00:04:12Turn around.
00:04:16Are your eyes closed?
00:04:17Oh, yeah.
00:04:18Totally.
00:04:20OK.
00:04:21Turn around.
00:04:26Wow.
00:04:28Trevor!
00:04:29What?
00:04:30There's nothing you haven't seen before.
00:04:32Just get dressed, please.
00:04:33And as you can tell, I have nothing to be ashamed of.
00:04:35Well, I have nothing to compare it to,
00:04:36so I wouldn't know how to dress you up.
00:04:38I'm sorry.
00:04:39I'm sorry.
00:04:40I'm sorry.
00:04:40I'm sorry.
00:04:41I'm sorry.
00:04:42I'm sorry.
00:04:43I'm sorry.
00:04:44I'm sorry.
00:04:44I'm sorry.
00:04:45I'm sorry.
00:04:46I'm sorry.
00:04:47I'm sorry.
00:04:48I'm sorry.
00:04:48I have nothing to compare it to, so I wouldn't know, would I?
00:04:54Oh, my god.
00:04:55Did I just tell Trevor Holt that I'm a virgin?
00:05:00No.
00:05:01I'm not doing this.
00:05:11OK.
00:05:12I guess I'm doing this.
00:05:19All right, there's three things I need you to remember, OK?
00:05:21Three simple tricks to get any man's attention.
00:05:24You listening?
00:05:25Yep.
00:05:26OK.
00:05:27One, eye contact.
00:05:30Not like that.
00:05:31And two, you need to smile at him.
00:05:35Oh, come on.
00:05:36This is serious.
00:05:37I'm very serious.
00:05:38All right.
00:05:39And three, find a casual way to touch him.
00:05:41You know, a quick hand on the arm,
00:05:43you know, brush you on his bicep.
00:05:44You know, he'll know what game you're playing if you do that.
00:05:47Why does that have to be a game?
00:05:49Because this is Drew Longhorn we're talking about here, OK?
00:05:52All he does is play games.
00:05:57You ready?
00:06:02Thank you for your help, Trevor.
00:06:04Wow.
00:06:06That was really good.
00:06:07I think you might actually pull this off.
00:06:09Oh.
00:06:11I spoke too soon.
00:06:13I got it.
00:06:14Thanks.
00:06:17Oh, my god.
00:06:18Oh, my god.
00:06:19Oh, my god.
00:06:20Oh, my god.
00:06:21Oh, my god.
00:06:22Oh, my god.
00:06:23Oh, my god.
00:06:24Oh, my god.
00:06:25Oh, my god.
00:06:26Oh, my god.
00:06:28Hey, everyone.
00:06:30This is my girlfriend, Martha.
00:06:33He's kidding, everyone.
00:06:34We're just friends.
00:06:35Oh, Marmar.
00:06:36Stop being so coy.
00:06:36We're in love.
00:06:39What the hell is wrong with you?
00:06:41Just trust me.
00:06:42If Drew thinks we're together, it'll pique his interest.
00:06:43Yeah, but if Drew thinks I'm taken, he won't ask me out.
00:06:46It's better if Drew thinks you're with someone,
00:06:48especially if that someone is me.
00:06:50Who's going to believe this, anyway?
00:06:52Have you ever even had a girlfriend?
00:06:55No.
00:06:56Guys like me don't like commitment, remember?
00:06:58Trev.
00:06:59What's up, man?
00:07:03I see you brought a friend.
00:07:05Yeah, this is, uh, you look familiar.
00:07:07Have we met?
00:07:08Yeah, we had chemistry.
00:07:09I mean, besides, we had science class.
00:07:12We were lab partners.
00:07:14Oh, yeah.
00:07:16That class was such a joke, am I right?
00:07:18Yeah, definitely a total joke.
00:07:21But I enjoyed working with you.
00:07:24One second, two seconds.
00:07:29Got him.
00:07:30What did you say your name was again?
00:07:32Her name is Martha.
00:07:35Nice meeting you, Martha.
00:07:37Well, hey, guys, we're playing a game of drink or dare
00:07:39in the next room.
00:07:40You care to join?
00:07:41Sure.
00:07:43Sweet.
00:07:44See you there.
00:07:48That was good, right?
00:07:50Have you played drink or dare before?
00:07:51No, but how hard can it be?
00:07:53I've got this.
00:08:01Oliver, your girlfriend's here.
00:08:03So what?
00:08:04So she's going to know I lied to her.
00:08:07So?
00:08:08Just ignore her.
00:08:09My turn.
00:08:10Tila, drink or dare?
00:08:13I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:15Drink.
00:08:16I want you to drink with Trevor.
00:08:21OK.
00:08:23I'm feeling thirsty, Drew.
00:08:26Drink.
00:08:27I want you to drink with Trevor.
00:08:32OK.
00:08:37Open up.
00:08:43What's in it?
00:08:57Yum.
00:08:59OK, my turn.
00:09:01You, drink or dare?
00:09:04Dare.
00:09:05Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:09:08OK.
00:09:10I dare you to take off your panties
00:09:13and put them in the middle of the circle
00:09:14for the rest of the game.
00:09:18Hello?
00:09:20What are you waiting for?
00:09:21You don't have to do this.
00:09:23Yes, she does.
00:09:25Unfortunately, I can't do that, Tila.
00:09:29Because I'm not wearing any.
00:09:30Oh.
00:09:35You're up next, Martha.
00:09:37Drew, drink or dare?
00:09:40Drink.
00:09:42I want you to drink with me.
00:09:46My pleasure.
00:09:47This is my chance to do what I've been dreaming
00:09:52about since freshman year.
00:10:08I should be happy.
00:10:10This is what I've always wanted, but.
00:10:15That was hot.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18Hey, I hope I didn't make things weird between you two.
00:10:22No, it's fine.
00:10:23I always wondered what happened to you after that.
00:10:25I'm sorry.
00:10:26It's OK.
00:10:27It's OK.
00:10:28It's OK.
00:10:29It's OK.
00:10:29It's OK.
00:10:30It's OK.
00:10:31It's OK.
00:10:32It's OK.
00:10:33It's OK.
00:10:33It's OK.
00:10:34It's OK.
00:10:35It's OK.
00:10:36It's OK.
00:10:37What happened to you after that class?
00:10:39Never saw you around.
00:10:41I've seen Drew roughly 83 times since that class ended.
00:10:44Yeah, me too.
00:10:46I'd love to hang out sometime.
00:10:48Yeah, I'd like that.
00:10:49Great.
00:10:50Give me your number.
00:10:56I just sent you a special message.
00:10:58Let me know when you get it.
00:11:00Trev has my phone.
00:11:01I'll be right back.
00:11:03OK.
00:11:05Who's next?
00:11:07Trevor?
00:11:13Trevor?
00:11:14Oh, sorry.
00:11:18Trevor?
00:11:33You win, Tiller James.
00:11:35You win.
00:11:50You OK?
00:11:56I'm leaving.
00:11:56You can stay.
00:11:57I just need my phone.
00:11:58OK.
00:11:59Who has my cigarette?
00:12:01I'll walk you home.
00:12:02Give them to me.
00:12:03No, you have to give them.
00:12:04I know that you have them.
00:12:07Your advice didn't work.
00:12:09Just so you know.
00:12:11It was probably for the best.
00:12:13You two never would have worked out.
00:12:15And why is that, Trevor?
00:12:17Is he too hot for me?
00:12:20Too popular?
00:12:21Or is it just pathetically obvious
00:12:23that I'm a frumpy nerd in a stolen sex dress?
00:12:26No.
00:12:28To all three.
00:12:30You want to know my three reasons?
00:12:31Not particularly.
00:12:33One, he's a douche.
00:12:35Two, you're not a douche.
00:12:37You're doing great so far.
00:12:39And three, you guys had zero chemistry.
00:12:41That kiss was a hot mess.
00:12:43And I can tell you weren't that into it, so.
00:12:49You're right.
00:12:52It was kind of terrible.
00:12:55Oh, but that look on Tiller's face
00:12:57when you told her you weren't wearing any panties.
00:12:59Oh, priceless.
00:13:01How do you do it?
00:13:04Do what?
00:13:06Hide your emotions.
00:13:08They're just so easy to read.
00:13:12I noticed.
00:13:14I'm serious, Trevor.
00:13:15What's your secret?
00:13:17I want to learn how to not care about anything like you do.
00:13:22There is no secret.
00:13:25It's just who I am, right?
00:13:27Oh, before I forget.
00:13:46Tonight wasn't what I expected, but thank you.
00:13:51Oh, you don't have to thank me.
00:13:53I owed you one.
00:13:56I guess I missed that.
00:13:58No, I'm glad you knocked on my door.
00:14:00Oh, even after everything that happened tonight?
00:14:02Yeah, because even though it was kind of awful,
00:14:06I got my first kiss.
00:14:09I'm going to go.
00:14:13Good night, Trevor.
00:14:26Good night.
00:14:41That wasn't a first kiss.
00:14:56The thing I had been looking for.
00:14:59Chemistry between Trevor, the guy with the biggest
00:15:03you know what on campus, and me, the virgin.
00:15:17Rumor has it that every girl on campus wants Drew Longhorn.
00:15:23Every girl except me, because after last week,
00:15:28I could not be more over Drew.
00:15:31Martha, mind if I join you?
00:15:35So where did you run off to after the party on Saturday?
00:15:39I had to go home to study.
00:15:42I have a big test coming up.
00:15:44What are you up to later?
00:15:45Probably more studying.
00:15:48Why?
00:15:50The wet party.
00:15:53The wet party?
00:15:56It's only the most exclusive frat party on campus.
00:15:59So of course, I've never been invited.
00:16:02What about it?
00:16:04You in?
00:16:06I've never even wanted to go to a party like this before.
00:16:09But it could be the perfect way to get over.
00:16:12Wait, is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:14Is Trevor going to be there?
00:16:16Hold?
00:16:17Nah, he's been ghosting me.
00:16:19Think he's out.
00:16:20Then I'm in.
00:16:21Excellent.
00:16:24Oh, and bring a friend.
00:16:27A female friend?
00:16:31What are those?
00:16:33Guess who just got us tickets to the wet party.
00:16:38Since when do you find frat parties fun?
00:16:40I just wanted to try something different.
00:16:42Like being drooled over by a bunch of chauvinist douchebags?
00:16:45Maybe.
00:16:48Does this have anything to do with Trevor Holt?
00:16:50No.
00:16:52Yes, OK.
00:16:54I just keep playing the night over and over in my head,
00:16:57trying to see what went wrong.
00:16:59I mean, things were going so well.
00:17:01We had chemistry.
00:17:09How could he just walk out on me after I asked him to?
00:17:13You know.
00:17:14Take your virginity.
00:17:15Just don't say that word.
00:17:18What word?
00:17:19What word?
00:17:21Virginity.
00:17:22There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, Mar.
00:17:24Tell that to Trevor.
00:17:25He hasn't talked to me since that night.
00:17:27Oh, screw him.
00:17:28That guy's got a reputation for a reason.
00:17:30I'm just so used to achieving everything I set my mind to.
00:17:34I've gotten straight A's, scholarships.
00:17:36Why can't I get a guy?
00:17:37I don't think it works that way, Mar.
00:17:40You're right.
00:17:40And you know what?
00:17:41Forget this stupid party.
00:17:43I'd rather study anyway.
00:17:44Oh, no.
00:17:46We're going to that party.
00:17:48We are?
00:17:49Yup.
00:17:49And forget these dumb books.
00:17:51All you need are Deb's three simple rules
00:17:53for getting over any guy.
00:17:55Deb's three simple rules?
00:17:56Shh.
00:18:04Step one, dress to impress.
00:18:06OK.
00:18:08But don't do it for any guy.
00:18:10Do it for you.
00:18:12Step one, dress to impress.
00:18:15Check.
00:18:17Step two, find someone new to flirt with.
00:18:19Basic prep, bro.
00:18:20Check.
00:18:21That's Drew Longhorn?
00:18:23He's cute.
00:18:25He's a chauvinist douchebag.
00:18:27Your words?
00:18:28Well, I mean, a girl can't look.
00:18:33Step three, to really get over a guy,
00:18:36you got to put yourself out there.
00:18:38Show the world who Martha really is.
00:18:41Oh, what's wrong?
00:18:43I already did that, Deb.
00:18:45I put myself out there with Trevor.
00:18:47Showed him who I really am.
00:18:48And he rejected me.
00:18:49Yeah, but it's not.
00:18:50No.
00:18:52From now on, I'm a closed book.
00:18:53I just want to play like we're supposed to.
00:18:55Great.
00:18:56This will be fun.
00:18:57Hey.
00:18:58And it's light work.
00:19:00Just looking at the wrist of the ice work.
00:19:02All this shit on me and it bust down.
00:19:05Shock him out the clutch and it bust down.
00:19:08Shock him out the clutch and it bust down.
00:19:10She don't love me.
00:19:11She just want me for the team.
00:19:12I know.
00:19:13I had to draw on the pick.
00:19:14I'm that one lotto.
00:19:15Met it.
00:19:16All the wins at it.
00:19:17You the new Betty.
00:19:18That's Tom Cox.
00:19:19That man came through.
00:19:20I could see him came.
00:19:22And that new kid came.
00:19:23That's his day, his day.
00:19:25Don't believe us.
00:19:25He's got a shot.
00:19:26Got a hook in him.
00:19:27For the love of God, let us let him.
00:19:29For the love of God, let us let him.
00:19:30For the love of God, let us let him.
00:19:32I don't see that guy's face.
00:19:33I don't see that guy's face.
00:19:34I don't see that guy's face.
00:19:36Trevor Holt.
00:19:38He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:41Trevor Holt.
00:19:43He wasn't supposed to be here.
00:19:45But now that he is.
00:19:47Martha!
00:19:49Glad you could make it.
00:19:50And you brought a friend.
00:19:52Drew Longhorn.
00:19:54In the flesh.
00:19:55And you are?
00:19:57Drew, this is my best friend, Deb.
00:20:00It's a pleasure, Debra.
00:20:04Oh my God.
00:20:05What are you doing here?
00:20:07Hello to you too, Trevor.
00:20:08They're here with me, Holt.
00:20:11None of your concern.
00:20:12Can we talk?
00:20:13Alone?
00:20:15I need a refill anyway.
00:20:19Debra?
00:20:20Care to join me?
00:20:22I thought you came here with Drew.
00:20:23Really?
00:20:24Why?
00:20:25Jealous?
00:20:26After the kiss last week?
00:20:28No.
00:20:29He's right.
00:20:31That was pretty much the worst kiss of all time.
00:20:35I just thought it would be fun.
00:20:36Martha, this party, these people.
00:20:40It's not your thing.
00:20:41Oh yeah, well maybe you don't know me as well as you think.
00:20:43Please, you're an open book.
00:20:45That's what I like about you.
00:20:46Trevor!
00:20:48Up for a round of beer pong?
00:20:50Did someone say beer pong?
00:20:52Hello?
00:20:53No.
00:20:54Yes.
00:20:55Maybe I'm not such an open book after all.
00:20:58Can't we talk about what happened?
00:21:00There's nothing to talk about.
00:21:01Just give me a second to explain.
00:21:03You.
00:21:04Who let you into this party?
00:21:06Who let you into this college?
00:21:08Have you ever even played beer pong before?
00:21:11There's a first time for everything.
00:21:13All right, it's two to a team.
00:21:16So who's it going to be?
00:21:17The clueless nerd or me?
00:21:20Her.
00:21:21Fine.
00:21:22Drew, you're on my team.
00:21:24Let's do this.
00:21:25Debra, are you in?
00:21:26Oh, no, I am gluten intolerant.
00:21:29I'll just watch.
00:21:30You sure?
00:21:32Positive.
00:21:34You know what?
00:21:35Let's up the stakes.
00:21:36What did you have in mind?
00:21:38What about strip beer pong?
00:21:41Sweet.
00:21:42Come on, Toa.
00:21:44I'm game.
00:21:46What do you know how to play beer pong?
00:21:47What are the rules?
00:21:48Every time we sink a ball, one of you
00:21:50removes a piece of clothing.
00:21:52Oh, yeah.
00:21:55And vice versa.
00:21:56So if Trevor makes it, I strip.
00:21:59Seems easy enough.
00:22:00Come on, Holt.
00:22:01It's game time.
00:22:02Let's go.
00:22:04Ladies first.
00:22:11Hold on.
00:22:13Your form is way off.
00:22:15May I?
00:22:29OK, that's not even fair.
00:22:31You practically gave that one to her, Trev.
00:22:33You're not afraid of a little competition, are you, Toa?
00:22:37Oh, please.
00:22:38Ladies, ladies.
00:22:41Let me show you both how it's done.
00:22:49Great job.
00:22:55My turn.
00:23:02All right, Trevor, you know the rules.
00:23:04Ugh, you are so lame.
00:23:07You're up.
00:23:08Want another lesson?
00:23:09I think I can handle myself.
00:23:12I learn quick.
00:23:15OK, I call BS.
00:23:16There's no way an amateur like her could have made that shot.
00:23:19It's called studying, Toa.
00:23:21Ever tried it?
00:23:23Game time.
00:23:28I guess I win.
00:23:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
00:23:32You cannot leave.
00:23:33Not now.
00:23:34Didn't you see what happened back there?
00:23:36Now everybody knows that Trevor Holt,
00:23:37the guy with the one night sandbox,
00:23:40doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:23:41Oh, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:23:43Who cares, Mar?
00:23:45He told the entire school that he passed up the opportunity
00:23:47to sleep with you.
00:23:50Hey, the Martha I know doesn't give up, OK?
00:23:54The Martha I know succeeds at everything she does.
00:23:57The Martha I know succeeds at everything
00:23:59she sets her mind to.
00:24:01The Martha you know is also still
00:24:02into some guy who rejected her.
00:24:06I should hate him, but I don't.
00:24:09I can't.
00:24:11A part of me still wants to be with him, even after all that.
00:24:16This is serious, so hold my hand, OK?
00:24:18If Trevor can't see how amazing you are, Mar,
00:24:21then he doesn't deserve you.
00:24:23I know there's someone out there who does, OK?
00:24:27So just no, no, no, like that.
00:24:28OK, great.
00:24:29Oh.
00:24:31Remember, step three, you got to keep
00:24:33putting yourself out there, OK?
00:24:39OK, come on.
00:24:42Wait.
00:24:44I have an idea.
00:24:47Wait, where are you going?
00:24:49I'm putting myself out there.
00:24:51Here you go, girl.
00:24:54OK, Martha, you can do this.
00:24:57Hey, everybody, listen up.
00:25:02Wow, there's a lot of you.
00:25:04OK, um, uh, well, my name is Martha.
00:25:07And as you may have heard, Trevor Holt
00:25:10doesn't want to sleep with me.
00:25:13But there's more to me than that.
00:25:15So here goes.
00:25:18Tilla James, you called me a clueless nerd.
00:25:22And you're right, I'm a huge nerd.
00:25:25I like to spend Saturday nights in my dorm room studying.
00:25:28I mean, last weekend was my first party.
00:25:30Can you believe that?
00:25:32I've been so busy studying that I
00:25:33think I've missed out on the important parts of college,
00:25:35like getting to know myself.
00:25:38I guess what I'm trying to say is I am clueless,
00:25:46especially when it comes to love.
00:25:49I've never slept with anyone or dated anyone.
00:25:52But I don't care that I'm a virgin.
00:25:57Because when the time is right, it will happen.
00:25:59And it will be on my terms.
00:26:02And I don't care if somebody doesn't want to sleep with me
00:26:04or if somebody doesn't like me.
00:26:06Because I like me just the way I am.
00:26:10Putting myself out there, check.
00:26:14I can't believe I just told everyone
00:26:15on campus that I'm a virgin.
00:26:17Yeah!
00:26:18Woo!
00:26:19Woo!
00:26:20Woo!
00:26:21Woo!
00:26:22Woo!
00:26:23Woo!
00:26:24Woo!
00:26:25Woo!
00:26:26Woo!
00:26:27Woo!
00:26:28Woo!
00:26:29Woo!
00:26:30Woo!
00:26:31Woo!
00:26:32Woo!
00:26:33Woo!
00:26:34Woo!
00:26:35Woo!
00:26:36Woo!
00:26:37Hi.
00:26:38I'm Trevor.
00:26:39Some of you may know me as something of a douche.
00:26:43I'll admit, I've been with a lot of girls.
00:26:45But that's only because before any of you knew me,
00:26:49back in high school, someone broke my heart.
00:26:53When I got to college, I slept my way around campus
00:26:56to prevent myself from getting hurt again.
00:26:58I even developed a bit of a reputation.
00:27:01And I was fine with that.
00:27:04But the other night, everything changed.
00:27:08Everything changed when I met Martha.
00:27:12Martha, you're not just another one-night stand.
00:27:15You're amazing, and I'm sorry I pushed you away.
00:27:18I just, I didn't want to sleep with you
00:27:20because I wanted your first time to be special.
00:27:23And this may sound stupid coming from me,
00:27:25but I didn't want to rush it.
00:27:28I really, really like you, Martha.
00:27:31And I know I don't deserve it,
00:27:33but if you just, if you give me one more chance, I...
00:27:35Yes!
00:27:36What was that?
00:27:37I said yes.
00:27:39I will give you one more chance, Trevor Holt.
00:27:45Woo!
00:27:46Woo!
00:27:47Woo!
00:27:48Woo!
00:27:49Woo!
00:27:50Woo!
00:27:51Woo!
00:27:52Woo!
00:27:53Woo!
00:27:54Woo!
00:27:55Woo!
00:27:56Woo!
00:27:57Woo!
00:27:58Woo!
00:27:59Woo!
00:28:00Woo!
00:28:01Drew Longhorn!
00:28:03I think you're funny.
00:28:06And charming.
00:28:07And secretly sweet.
00:28:08And hot!
00:28:09Like, so hot!
00:28:11Ah!
00:28:12Ah!
00:28:13Woo!
00:28:14Woo!
00:28:15Woo!
00:28:16Woo!
00:28:17Most of you already know me,
00:28:19but I'm Drew,
00:28:21and I really hate parties.
00:28:25Bro.
00:28:26Yeah, I always get nervous
00:28:28and wind up saying things I don't mean,
00:28:30making out with people I don't like.
00:28:32Pro.
00:28:33But today was different
00:28:36because today I met someone
00:28:38I think I actually really do like.
00:28:40So maybe I don't have to go
00:28:42to any more of these stupid parties.
00:28:46I do love drinking, though.
00:28:50Woo!
00:28:52Look, I know you guys think I'm, like,
00:28:54really mean or whatever,
00:28:56but that's just because I'm brutally honest.
00:28:58And if you don't like it,
00:29:00that's your problem.
00:29:02Ah!
00:29:03Woo!
00:29:04Woo!
00:29:05Woo!
00:29:06Woo!
00:29:07Woo!
00:29:08Yeah!
00:29:09Woo!
00:29:10Woo!
00:29:11Woo!
00:29:12Woo!
00:29:13Woo!
00:29:14Woo!
00:29:15Woo!
00:29:16Woo!
00:29:17Woo!
00:29:18Woo!
00:29:19So there it is.
00:29:20That's how Trevor Holt,
00:29:21the hottest guy in school,
00:29:23started dating me,
00:29:25the virgin.
00:29:27But you'll just have to imagine the rest.
00:29:30All I see is just the...
00:29:37I wonder if I look different
00:29:39now that I've...
00:29:58Hey, Dad!
00:29:59Oh, my God, you did it, didn't you?
00:30:01Did what?
00:30:02You had sex with Trevor Holt.
00:30:05Why would you say that?
00:30:06Oh, my God, you're glowing.
00:30:09I won all the deeds.
00:30:11It happened.
00:30:12I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:30:14Woo!
00:30:17Where did you get that?
00:30:19I found it in Drew's closet this morning.
00:30:21What were you doing in Drew's closet this morning?
00:30:24Yeah, no, Mart, you're not changing the subject.
00:30:26So, how was it?
00:30:28It was nice.
00:30:30Is that his hat?
00:30:31Yeah.
00:30:32It still smells like him, too.
00:30:35Oh, my God, you're so in love!
00:30:38Oh, Deb, I have to hop on the study buddy Zoom.
00:30:40I'll call you later.
00:30:41Yeah, not a chance, Mart.
00:30:42You still have two minutes,
00:30:43so hurry up and dish the dirt.
00:30:46Fine.
00:30:47It was...
00:30:48romantic.
00:30:50I mean, Trevor is an amazing kisser.
00:30:52He does this thing where he kissed along my jawline.
00:30:55Oh, my God!
00:30:57Mart, two minutes off of the kissing onto the good stuff.
00:30:59The kissing was the good stuff.
00:31:03What?
00:31:04The sex wasn't good?
00:31:05It was...
00:31:06not the best.
00:31:08No way.
00:31:10Okay, so you know that rumor about Trevor, about his...
00:31:12Yes!
00:31:13God, yes.
00:31:14Sorry.
00:31:15Yes, I know.
00:31:16So it's true?
00:31:17And...
00:31:18it was kind of...
00:31:20uncomfortable?
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:23Honestly, Mart, it's, um...
00:31:25It's pretty uncomfortable for every girl their first time,
00:31:27no matter what their size.
00:31:28I've just been dreaming about this moment
00:31:31for as long as I can remember,
00:31:33and then it just...
00:31:34happened.
00:31:35And...
00:31:36it didn't feel great.
00:31:38I'm sorry, Mart.
00:31:40I wish they told us that.
00:31:41I wish I told you that!
00:31:43But I'm not lying when I say it does get better,
00:31:46though it just may never get better with Trevor.
00:31:49What do you mean?
00:31:50I mean, you gotta find the right match.
00:31:53Emotionally and physically.
00:31:56And then that's when things start getting real good.
00:31:59What if it wasn't good for him, either?
00:32:03I'm sure it was good for him.
00:32:05How do you know?
00:32:07He gave you his hat!
00:32:09Yeah, but he hasn't responded to any of my texts this morning.
00:32:12What if he woke up and he realized he's over me?
00:32:16Okay, first of all, he's probably still asleep,
00:32:18and secondly, I'm sending you an article on this.
00:32:20It is very sciency.
00:32:22I'm just gonna...
00:32:24keep trying.
00:32:25That's what the article says!
00:32:27I'm gonna keep having sex with Trevor until we get it right.
00:32:30That's the spirit!
00:32:32Oh, Deb, I gotta go.
00:32:34I'm late for study buddies.
00:32:35Okay, call me later!
00:32:43Oh my god, seriously?
00:32:45You again?
00:32:46You're taking French 401?
00:32:48Yeah, Martha.
00:32:49I mean, who wouldn't want to take French porn?
00:32:51French what?
00:32:52French porn.
00:32:54The famous class on French cinema.
00:32:56I mean, it's all about hot French guys and threesomes.
00:33:01I think you're in the wrong class, Attila.
00:33:03This is an advanced history class on the French Revolution.
00:33:06Oh my god!
00:33:08I can't believe I forgot that you're such a loser.
00:33:11Bye, Martha!
00:33:13Bye!
00:33:21Hi!
00:33:24I can see you!
00:33:26Hello?
00:33:31Hi!
00:33:32Can you see me?
00:33:33Hello?
00:33:35I can see you.
00:33:37Oh.
00:33:38Is this video?
00:33:39Yes, this is a Zoom call for French 401.
00:33:42The class about the French Revolution, not porn!
00:33:44Sorry, I'm a bit of a virgin at this.
00:33:46Sorry, what?
00:33:48It's my first time.
00:33:50Okay.
00:33:52Using Zoom.
00:33:54Right, yes, of course.
00:33:56Mine too, actually.
00:33:57Virgin, still a virgin.
00:33:59What's this you're saying about porn?
00:34:01I was just saying that this is not a class on French porn.
00:34:05It's a class on the history of the French Revolution.
00:34:07Yeah, I know.
00:34:08I'm a history major.
00:34:10What's your major?
00:34:11Chemistry.
00:34:13I'm Brett, by the way.
00:34:16Martha.
00:34:17We should probably get to studying, huh?
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:21So, what are your thoughts about Napoleon?
00:34:25Do you really think he had a small...
00:34:27I told you, this isn't French porn!
00:34:29I was going to say army.
00:34:33But I can see your mind's on something else today.
00:34:36Oh yeah, sorry.
00:34:38You're glowing.
00:34:39You know that?
00:34:43Do you need to grab that?
00:34:45Do you need to grab that?
00:34:47Actually, apparently it's pretty important, so I might.
00:34:51I'll call you right back.
00:34:53I'll be here waiting.
00:34:57What is so urgent?
00:35:01Mar?
00:35:03Trevor's dead.
00:35:15Phone rings
00:35:24Hey!
00:35:26How you doing today?
00:35:28Just another day without Trevor.
00:35:30Mar, it's time to take the hat off.
00:35:33I can't. It's all I have left of him.
00:35:36Yeah, it's been weeks.
00:35:38So, just take it off and wash it.
00:35:41No.
00:35:43I still can't believe it.
00:35:45There he was, just walking across the street,
00:35:48carrying his one-night stand box,
00:35:50and then bam!
00:35:52Hit by a bus.
00:35:53I thought it was a car.
00:35:54I think it was a bus.
00:35:55No, no, no.
00:35:56It was a car.
00:35:57A tiny car, like a Fiat.
00:35:59I still don't know why he was carrying a one-night stand box.
00:36:01I heard that when they found him,
00:36:03he had a pink thong on his face.
00:36:05Wonderful!
00:36:07The love of my life died wearing a thong on his face
00:36:09and it wasn't even mine!
00:36:11It's like I never knew love
00:36:13before Trevor
00:36:15and now I will never know love again.
00:36:17One sec.
00:36:21Where was I?
00:36:23Oh yeah, maybe I should just join a convent.
00:36:25Do they take nuns if you're almost a virgin?
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:29Mar, I love you.
00:36:31I do.
00:36:32But enough is enough.
00:36:33I cannot sit here and watch you
00:36:35hollow in despair, okay?
00:36:38Trevor, yes, he's dead.
00:36:41And yes, that's sad.
00:36:43But it is time to move on.
00:36:45I can't move on, Deb.
00:36:47I loved him!
00:36:48You knew him for one week.
00:36:50He has been dead for four.
00:36:52He has been dead for longer than you knew him.
00:36:54Sorry.
00:36:56That's harsh.
00:36:58It's just that Trevor would want you
00:37:00to be happy
00:37:02and he would want you to find love.
00:37:04Yeah, maybe you're right.
00:37:07Hang on one more second.
00:37:09It's Brett.
00:37:11He's going to be late for our study zoom
00:37:13again.
00:37:14Speaking of moving on...
00:37:16Oh god.
00:37:18No way, Brett is not my choice.
00:37:20What? Of course he is.
00:37:22He's hot. And alive.
00:37:24He's also always late,
00:37:26would rather surf than study
00:37:28and yet gets straight A's by practically
00:37:30sleeping through class.
00:37:31So you're just jealous because he's smarter than you?
00:37:33All I'm saying is that we don't have chemistry.
00:37:36Oh.
00:37:38What?
00:37:40Nothing. It's just...
00:37:42This is nice. I've missed you.
00:37:44And I've really missed
00:37:46not telling you about the 25
00:37:48times I had sex with Drew Longhorn.
00:37:5025 times?!
00:37:52Oh, 26 actually.
00:37:54Oh my god.
00:37:56So, how was the sex?
00:37:58Oh my god, it's amazing.
00:38:00Really?
00:38:01Remember when I told you that when you meet your match
00:38:03it gets really good?
00:38:05Well, he is my game set match.
00:38:07What made the sex so
00:38:09good?
00:38:11Well, he takes direction very well.
00:38:13You give him direction?
00:38:15Of course, yes! How else is a girl supposed
00:38:17to get what she needs?
00:38:19And girl, I got what I needed
00:38:21last night!
00:38:23Go off!
00:38:24You're blushing!
00:38:25What? No, no, no. But you should be.
00:38:27Why? Sex is a
00:38:29beautiful thing!
00:38:31What did he do that made it
00:38:33so good?
00:38:35Well, remember how you kissed him
00:38:37at the drink or dare party?
00:38:39Yeah, I remember.
00:38:41The night that Trevor pretended
00:38:43to be my boyfriend.
00:38:45Yeah, remember this crazy tongue thing
00:38:47that he did and he licked your whole face off?
00:38:49Let's just say
00:38:51that works better
00:38:53elsewhere.
00:38:55That was the night that Trevor gave me
00:38:57my first real kiss.
00:38:59The night that forever changed my life.
00:39:01Oh my god!
00:39:04Stop it!
00:39:06What? Am I just too sad for you?
00:39:08Yeah, actually. You're really sad, Martha.
00:39:10Because you know what? I'm your best friend
00:39:12and all we ever talk about is you.
00:39:14When was the last time we talked about me?
00:39:16Literally, just now.
00:39:18I have been sleeping with Drew
00:39:20for a month and you just heard about it.
00:39:22Because all we ever talk about is Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:24Trevor, Trevor, Trevor.
00:39:26He's dead. Trevor Holt.
00:39:28I'm sorry that I'm trying to process
00:39:30the death of my boyfriend.
00:39:32He is not your boyfriend.
00:39:34He was just some guy
00:39:36that you lost your virginity to.
00:39:38You're being a bitch.
00:39:40Good. Bye!
00:39:48What do you want?
00:39:50Martha!
00:39:52Oh, hi Drew.
00:39:54What do you want?
00:39:56I was just calling to do a little undercover work.
00:39:58Yeah?
00:40:00What do you want, Drew?
00:40:02Okay, sorry. I was just wondering
00:40:04what's Deb's favorite color?
00:40:06Oh, sorry. It's orange.
00:40:08Thanks. Sorry to bother you.
00:40:10Yeah, no problem. Sorry I snapped at you.
00:40:12I've just been having
00:40:14not a great day.
00:40:16That's Trevor's hat, isn't it?
00:40:18Yeah.
00:40:20I miss him so much.
00:40:22I've never had a friend die before.
00:40:24Me neither.
00:40:26I gotta get something off my chest.
00:40:28His death was my fault.
00:40:30You were there?
00:40:32No, but he called me that morning.
00:40:34He told me that he was really serious about you
00:40:36and I didn't believe that he'd be serious
00:40:38until he
00:40:40got rid of the one night stand box.
00:40:42We were gonna burn the box together.
00:40:46He got hit when he was on his way over.
00:40:48Drew, that doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:50That doesn't make it your fault.
00:40:52Oh, it feels like it.
00:40:54They say Trevor tried to get out of the way
00:40:56but his ankle seized up and he
00:40:58couldn't move.
00:41:00Stupid old injury.
00:41:02Sorry, what injury?
00:41:04You know, Trevor hurt his ankle
00:41:06during football.
00:41:08Really?
00:41:10Yes, and he hurt it again like three weeks before he died.
00:41:12You didn't know that?
00:41:14I didn't know him then.
00:41:16What? I thought you guys were in love.
00:41:18We met the week before he died.
00:41:20What a whirlwind romance.
00:41:22Yeah, I guess you could say that.
00:41:25Trevor had a twin sister?
00:41:27Trevor had a twin?
00:41:29Yeah, Taylor. Super hot.
00:41:31She goes to school here, too.
00:41:33I guess I didn't meet her.
00:41:35You know, I should probably introduce Deb to my family soon, too.
00:41:37Just in case.
00:41:39In case you die?
00:41:41I think we're ready to take the next step
00:41:43to make it official.
00:41:45That's actually sweet.
00:41:47Yeah, I need to go buy her some orange flowers.
00:41:49Hey, Drew,
00:41:51what was Trevor's favorite color?
00:41:53You know, he was almost going to go to Duke
00:41:55just because of school colors.
00:41:57He almost went to Duke?
00:41:59Yeah, I guess there's a lot you didn't know about him.
00:42:01I guess so.
00:42:03Anyways, thanks for the intel, Martha.
00:42:05Catch you later.
00:42:07Oh, study buddies!
00:42:19Hey, wasn't sure if you were going to make it.
00:42:21Yeah, sorry. I'm late.
00:42:23No, don't apologize.
00:42:25I've been late a thousand times.
00:42:27It's something I'm working on.
00:42:29You okay?
00:42:31Yeah, Deb and I just got in a big fight
00:42:33about Trevor.
00:42:35Your ex-boyfriend who died?
00:42:37Yeah, and then Drew called me
00:42:39and told me that I didn't really know him.
00:42:41Wow, that's dickish.
00:42:43Well, he didn't actually say that
00:42:45and anyway, he's right.
00:42:47How are you and Deb in a fight about someone who's dead?
00:42:49She thinks I'm wallowing
00:42:51and I need to move on.
00:42:53Well, I think you should take as much time as you need.
00:42:55You know, someone once told me
00:42:57it takes half the amount of time you're in the relationship
00:42:59to get over them.
00:43:01So, it should have taken me
00:43:03three and a half days.
00:43:07You're not kidding.
00:43:11I only knew him for a week
00:43:13and we were in a fight for like half of that.
00:43:15I'm so confused.
00:43:17And he wasn't even my real boyfriend!
00:43:19I mean, we had sex so he wasn't like not my boyfriend
00:43:21but why am I telling you all this?
00:43:23No, no, this is good, this is good.
00:43:25It's starting to make more sense now.
00:43:27What, that I'm a fool?
00:43:29No, that you're still processing.
00:43:31You know, it all happened so fast.
00:43:33Give yourself time. It'll heal.
00:43:35Thanks, Brett.
00:43:37Oh, it's Deb.
00:43:39Do you mind if I answer this?
00:43:41Go for it.
00:43:43I'll just be here reading about Napoleon's small...
00:43:46Army.
00:43:52Hey, Deb.
00:43:54Martha.
00:43:56Hey, Mar, I am so sorry.
00:43:58I owe you a huge apology.
00:44:00No, I do. You were just trying to help me.
00:44:02And you know what? You're right.
00:44:04I barely knew him. Did you know he almost went to Duke?
00:44:06Duke?
00:44:08Ugh.
00:44:10Anyway, I'm really sorry for being a selfish friend
00:44:12and I promise I will always be here
00:44:14to listen to stories about Drew's tongue game.
00:44:16I should not be listening to this.
00:44:18And I'm sorry too, Mar.
00:44:20Having sex for the first time is such a big deal.
00:44:22And then waking up the very next day
00:44:24and finding out that the guy
00:44:26you lost your virginity to is dead.
00:44:30Oh my god.
00:44:34Could you hear all of that?
00:44:36Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah.
00:44:38I mean, I wasn't listening, but...
00:44:40How about you guys finish up your conversation
00:44:42and then we can pick this up.
00:44:44Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, bye.
00:44:46Oh my god!
00:44:54Hey, Deb, I really can't talk right now.
00:44:56Brett and I have a big project due tomorrow
00:44:58and he's late with his part again.
00:45:00Deb?
00:45:02Deb, what's wrong?
00:45:06Oh my god!
00:45:08Oh my god!
00:45:10You're pregnant?
00:45:12I don't even know how to hold it.
00:45:14I peed on it.
00:45:16I thought you guys used condoms.
00:45:18We use so many.
00:45:20We have so much sex
00:45:22and use so many.
00:45:24Well, they do say the effectiveness
00:45:26is only 98%, so this is a fascinating case study.
00:45:28Martha!
00:45:30Sorry. Not being helpful.
00:45:32Are you gonna keep it?
00:45:34I don't know.
00:45:36I have so many plans for my career
00:45:38I don't think I'm ready to be a mom.
00:45:40Well, what did Drew say?
00:45:42He doesn't know.
00:45:44Deb, you have to tell him.
00:45:46I can't. He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:48He's taking me to see his parents tonight.
00:45:50Pink!
00:45:52He told me they're super traditional
00:45:54and they think Drew's a virgin
00:45:56and they're gonna think that I corrupted their son.
00:45:58Okay, Deb, Drew loves you.
00:46:00I know he'll be supportive.
00:46:02And I'm sure his parents will come around too.
00:46:04Oh, that's him.
00:46:07What do I do?
00:46:09You tell the truth!
00:46:11Okay, I'll call you later.
00:46:13Okay, good luck.
00:46:15Well, hello, my beautiful lady.
00:46:17I require your assistance
00:46:19in selecting the appropriate attire
00:46:21for this evening.
00:46:23What do you think?
00:46:25Blue? Orange?
00:46:27Orange. It matches my dress.
00:46:29Is that new mascara you're wearing?
00:46:31You look smoldering.
00:46:33Um, Drew B,
00:46:35I have something that I need to tell you.
00:46:37Oh, I already know what you're gonna say.
00:46:39You do?
00:46:41You're afraid my mom's gonna make you eat cheese.
00:46:43Cheese?
00:46:45But don't worry.
00:46:47I already explained the whole veganism thing to her anyway.
00:46:49And she totally gets it now.
00:46:51She's making vegan meatloaf for dinner.
00:46:53I love vegan meatloaf!
00:46:55So, are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:46:57Because they are stoked
00:46:59to meet you.
00:47:01Are you excited to meet my parents tonight?
00:47:03Because they are stoked to meet you.
00:47:05They're not gonna be very stoked
00:47:07about me.
00:47:09Are you kidding me?
00:47:11They're gonna absolutely love you.
00:47:13This is the first time I'm ever bringing a girl over.
00:47:15Oh, no. Really?
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:19Oh, my mom's gonna absolutely adore you.
00:47:21Hey, you,
00:47:23my lady, are perfect.
00:47:25Trust me, okay?
00:47:27I'll see you soon.
00:47:33How'd it go?
00:47:35I couldn't tell him.
00:47:37Deb, it's his baby. You have to tell him at some point.
00:47:39Nope. I just gotta make it
00:47:41through tonight.
00:47:43Because his parents are so excited to meet me
00:47:45and they won't be able to tell I'm pregnant
00:47:47because I'm just bloated.
00:47:49So, I will tell him
00:47:51when we get home.
00:47:53Oh, it's Brett.
00:47:55We gotta finish this assignment.
00:47:57You got this, Deb!
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:02Got this, got this, got this, got this.
00:48:04Got this, got this, got this.
00:48:28I think I'm gonna puke more.
00:48:30Drinking on a Tuesday night, huh?
00:48:32Been there, done that.
00:48:34Oh, Tila,
00:48:36sorry. I thought you were Martha.
00:48:38What? Ew. No.
00:48:40Hey, hey, are you in the Longhorn's
00:48:42upstairs bathroom?
00:48:44Yes.
00:48:46I knew I recognized it.
00:48:48I peeped there once during a reacher.
00:48:50So,
00:48:52is Drew having a party?
00:48:54I'm at dinner with his parents.
00:48:56Oh, the food's that bad?
00:48:58It's not feeling very well.
00:49:00Anyway, what do you want?
00:49:02Well, that's no way to treat
00:49:04your favorite study buddy.
00:49:06Alright, listen, I need help on our
00:49:08French porn homework.
00:49:10Can we just talk later?
00:49:12You look different.
00:49:14What do you mean?
00:49:16You look different.
00:49:18What do you mean?
00:49:20Oh, my God.
00:49:22What? What?
00:49:24Are you pregnant?
00:49:26I have a sixth sense
00:49:28for these kinds of things.
00:49:30Oh, my God. Do you think his parents know?
00:49:32Oh, my God. You haven't told Drew yet,
00:49:34have you?
00:49:36Everything okay in there, babe?
00:49:38Yes, fantastic.
00:49:40I am just changing
00:49:42my tampons.
00:49:44Well, my mom said that she wanted me to bring you
00:49:46some seltzer water. She thinks you look a little flushed.
00:49:48No.
00:49:50Ugh.
00:49:52Was it the meatloaf?
00:49:54Drew B., I'm just taking a real
00:49:56big poop.
00:49:58You just go back into dinner,
00:50:00and I'll see you in a minute.
00:50:02Okay. Let me know if you need anything.
00:50:04Will do.
00:50:06Oh, I know.
00:50:08She totally knows.
00:50:10Okay, Mrs. Longhorn is
00:50:12oblivious. She thinks all girls are angels.
00:50:14She even called me an angel one time
00:50:16after I threw up a liter of
00:50:18vodka in her bathroom.
00:50:20How do I get out of this?
00:50:22Just, uh, go back out there
00:50:24and tell them you were up late studying
00:50:26and you feel like shit, and then
00:50:28go home with Drew and fess up.
00:50:30Okay.
00:50:32Thank you, Dilla.
00:50:34That was weirdly helpful.
00:50:36No biggie.
00:50:42Are you mad at me, babe?
00:50:44No.
00:50:46Is it because I kissed Martha
00:50:48that one time? I didn't even know you
00:50:50then. No.
00:50:52Did my parents say something that upset
00:50:54you? They ruined everything tonight.
00:50:56You didn't, babe. My mom
00:50:58loved you. She said that you're
00:51:00like an angel. If only they
00:51:02knew I corrupted their son.
00:51:04Babe, what are you
00:51:06talking about?
00:51:08Check my purse.
00:51:10What?
00:51:18Um, what am I looking for?
00:51:26Oh, my God.
00:51:28I'm so sorry.
00:51:30Yeah! Woo!
00:51:32Oh, man! What?
00:51:34I thought you'd be devastated.
00:51:36What about your parents?
00:51:38Devastated? Babe,
00:51:40my mom loves babies.
00:51:42You know what this means, though, right?
00:51:50Deborah
00:51:52Davis, will you
00:51:54Period!
00:51:56Period!
00:51:58Period! I have my period!
00:52:02Game, set,
00:52:04match!
00:52:06Home
00:52:08and happiness
00:52:14Hey, what's up?
00:52:16Guess what?
00:52:18What? I have an exciting study
00:52:20sesh planned for us tonight that doesn't include
00:52:22books. Um, how
00:52:24is that studying? You'll see.
00:52:26First, I need you to turn off all
00:52:28of your lights. Uh,
00:52:30what? Just do it.
00:52:32Quick!
00:52:34And then
00:52:36turn on those little
00:52:38twinkly lights above your bed. Why do I get the
00:52:40feeling I'm not going to learn anything?
00:52:42Martha,
00:52:44a little trust, please.
00:52:46So, are you going to tell me what we're doing, or
00:52:48The History Channel is streaming
00:52:50in a polybiopic, which covers
00:52:52everything in our current chapter.
00:52:54Really? Yeah, and I thought we could
00:52:56watch it together. That actually sounds fun.
00:52:58I'm going to send you the link.
00:53:00Ooh, I wish I had
00:53:02popcorn or something.
00:53:04Yeah, that would be nice.
00:53:06Alright, I'm going to start it.
00:53:12Oh, wait! Hold on
00:53:14one second.
00:53:24Weird! This takeout delivery
00:53:26guy just showed up, and I didn't even order
00:53:28anything! I did.
00:53:32What? Yeah, I thought
00:53:34we'd get hungry, so I ordered us fresh food.
00:53:36Because of Napoleon.
00:53:38Uh, I'm sorry. Not to be
00:53:40a downer or anything, but this isn't
00:53:42studying.
00:53:44It's not supposed to be. Huh?
00:53:46It's a date,
00:53:48Martha.
00:53:50Hi? Oh,
00:53:52uh, sorry,
00:53:54I'm confused. I've been wanting
00:53:56to ask you out, but I wasn't
00:53:58sure if you were ready yet,
00:54:00after Trevor, so I
00:54:02thought I'd act like it was a study thing,
00:54:04and see how you felt at the end.
00:54:06That's actually really sweet.
00:54:08Brett, but this is
00:54:10not going to work.
00:54:12Why? Are you kidding me? We're
00:54:14study buddies! What's going to happen
00:54:16if this date doesn't go well, and then
00:54:18things get awkward, and we get a bad grade
00:54:20on the assignment, and then I flunk out of class?
00:54:22Okay, if we weren't study buddies, then
00:54:24would you be interested in me?
00:54:26Well,
00:54:28yeah,
00:54:30I guess.
00:54:32Why are you blushing? I didn't say
00:54:34the word virgin. Brett!
00:54:36Look, my motto is to live
00:54:38in the now, so worrying about how this
00:54:40could get awkward in the future,
00:54:42it's pointless. Okay.
00:54:44And if it does get awkward,
00:54:46I'll still be glad I tried.
00:54:48That's a bad choice. I live
00:54:50my life from one awkward moment
00:54:52to the next, and I do not recommend it.
00:54:54Well, you should.
00:54:56You know, tons of good things come out of scary conversations.
00:54:58Uh, such as?
00:55:00Such as going on a date with a girl you like.
00:55:02If you're not doing
00:55:04things that scare you,
00:55:06you're not living life.
00:55:10You know what?
00:55:12I guess you have a point.
00:55:14Alright, let's do this date.
00:55:16Excellent.
00:55:18Bon appétit.
00:55:20These
00:55:22reforms brought rejoicing to many.
00:55:24So, question.
00:55:26If you knew you were gonna
00:55:28die in the next 30 days,
00:55:30how would you spend the next month?
00:55:32Well, this month I'm in the chem lab
00:55:34for like 30 hours, and then- But you're gonna die.
00:55:36Dead.
00:55:38Why would you go to the chem lab?
00:55:40Because I'm mid-experiment.
00:55:42Martha, burn the planner.
00:55:44I like plans! I like to know
00:55:46what's gonna happen next. Is this date
00:55:48putting you on edge? No.
00:55:50Are you having just a little bit of fun?
00:55:52Yes.
00:55:54But you don't know what I have planned next.
00:55:56Oh no!
00:55:58No, I'm not gonna do anything crazy.
00:56:00I just think sometimes you're so worried
00:56:02about checking off boxes
00:56:04that you're gonna miss out on what's happening right in front of you.
00:56:06You're an eat dessert first
00:56:08kind of person, aren't you?
00:56:10You know it.
00:56:12Okay.
00:56:14If I was gonna
00:56:16die in 30 days,
00:56:18I'd go to the beach more.
00:56:20Amazing.
00:56:22I'd spend all my money on an expensive designer jacket.
00:56:24There you go.
00:56:26And I'd find someone to kiss.
00:56:28A lot.
00:56:30Me too! Kissing's the best!
00:56:32Kissing's the best!
00:56:34I know.
00:56:36What's your favorite place to be kissed?
00:56:38I guess I'd have to say
00:56:40my...
00:56:42my sharp edges.
00:56:44What does that mean?
00:56:46Jawline, collarbone,
00:56:48even my fingers.
00:56:50It kind of reminds me where I start and stop.
00:56:52This is embarrassing.
00:56:54No, I think it's sexy.
00:56:56What about you?
00:56:58Where in the world would you like to be kissed?
00:57:00Like in your apartment
00:57:02or walking down the street.
00:57:04The ocean.
00:57:06Wow, that sounds dreamy.
00:57:08It is.
00:57:10Have you ever had sex on a beach?
00:57:12No, I'm kind of inexperienced, remember?
00:57:14Right, right.
00:57:16Well, don't.
00:57:18Is what I was going to say.
00:57:20You don't have to do that.
00:57:22No, no, it's not.
00:57:24It's saying it's in your butt crack. It's horrible.
00:57:26Yeah, when they do it in the movies, it looks horrible.
00:57:30Hey, I'm sorry.
00:57:32Yeah, I didn't mean to make you feel bad.
00:57:34No, it's fine. It is what it is.
00:57:36You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:57:38Sure it does.
00:57:40Most people my age have had tons of sex.
00:57:42Anyway, checking off those boxes.
00:57:44And that is also not true.
00:57:46My roommate is a virgin.
00:57:48Great, but I don't want to die
00:57:50only having had sex one time
00:57:52and only kissing two people. That's pathetic.
00:57:54What if you only kissed two people
00:57:56but one of them was your perfect match?
00:57:58Okay, you know what? Let's say you're right.
00:58:00What if I did only kiss two people
00:58:02and what if one of them was my perfect match?
00:58:04And now he's dead.
00:58:06No, I didn't.
00:58:08Yeah, you sure did.
00:58:10I found my guy. We kissed. We had sex.
00:58:12It wasn't even that good.
00:58:14It never is the first time.
00:58:16Thanks, I've been told.
00:58:18And so now he's dead and I can either have a thousand bad kisses
00:58:20or never kiss anyone again.
00:58:22And you know what?
00:58:24If any of those kisses are anything like Drew Longhorn's,
00:58:26I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:30Not even me?
00:58:32I think I'd rather kiss no one.
00:58:36Not even me?
00:58:40Not even me?
00:58:52You did this, didn't you?
00:58:54I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:58:56The guitarist?
00:58:58Outside my window?
00:59:00Oh come on, he has a sign that says
00:59:02For Martha.
00:59:04Okay, alright.
00:59:06I asked my roommate to play romantic French music
00:59:08but he insisted on playing Spanish guitar.
00:59:10That's really sweet.
00:59:12You know what? I tried.
00:59:14But failed.
00:59:16This has just been one complete disaster.
00:59:18No, it wasn't at all.
00:59:20No, it's okay. We can end this now.
00:59:22I'll call my roommate and we'll be done with it.
00:59:24No, don't. Please.
00:59:26This is actually one of the best dates
00:59:28I've ever been on.
00:59:30No one's ever really planned a whole night like this
00:59:32just for me.
00:59:34Look, I realize that you haven't been on many dates
00:59:36and that is fine
00:59:38but
00:59:40crying in the middle of it?
00:59:42It's not a good sign.
00:59:44And look, I should
00:59:46never have pushed you so far out of your comfort zone.
00:59:48It's not okay.
00:59:52I'm so sorry, Brett.
00:59:54No.
00:59:56Don't apologize.
00:59:58No, you planned the sweetest date ever
01:00:00and I brought up my dead boyfriend
01:00:02and cried.
01:00:04I'm Martha and I ruin everything.
01:00:06No, you didn't ruin anything.
01:00:08Because that would mean
01:00:10I don't like you anymore and
01:00:12I think I'm into you now more than ever.
01:00:14How is that even possible?
01:00:16Because you're incredibly real.
01:00:18I'm not trying to figure out
01:00:20what you're thinking because
01:00:22let's be honest, you say it out loud
01:00:24all the time.
01:00:26That's not a good thing.
01:00:28Well, I think it is.
01:00:30So,
01:00:32any other surprises?
01:00:34No.
01:00:36That was the last one.
01:00:38Then while our guitarist is on a break,
01:00:40I want to play you this new song I'm into.
01:00:42Okay, cool.
01:00:44But there's one condition.
01:00:46We have to dance.
01:00:48Like, in our rooms?
01:00:50Or you want me to come over?
01:00:52No, no, no.
01:00:54Stand up, right here, right now.
01:00:56Dance with me.
01:00:58Okay.
01:01:08Wait, hang on.
01:01:10I've got the best idea.
01:01:12Ooh!
01:01:28I don't need you.
01:01:30I don't need you.
01:01:32I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't need you.
01:01:34I don't need you.
01:01:36That was so much fun.
01:01:38Yeah.
01:01:40I haven't danced like that in a long time.
01:01:42Me neither.
01:01:44Hey, I had a really great time tonight.
01:01:46Like, really great.
01:01:48Yeah, yeah, me too.
01:01:50Martha? Yeah?
01:01:52I really hope you kiss more than two people in your lifetime.
01:01:54Oh yeah? How come?
01:01:56Because I plan on being number three.
01:01:58I'd like that.
01:02:02Alright, I'll talk to you soon.
01:02:14Hey, nerd.
01:02:16Why are you calling me?
01:02:18Well, I heard you and Brett are talking.
01:02:20Or whatever.
01:02:22And that is your business, how?
01:02:24Well, there's something you should know
01:02:26about Brett.
01:02:28What?