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00:00Oh door

00:03I'm good. I wouldn't go in there. That's all

00:11Headliners is a game where you report the news now. I don't know if it's like typical news

00:16I don't know how normal something like this is let's see what we reported on the news

00:23Cool you know anything can be considered news nowadays

00:26I mean someone's lizard could escape and just walk around the city except

00:29You know the lizards in this game are 200 feet tall and they could just destroy everything

00:36I'm not a backup because the cars are

00:39Yes me that's pretty newsworthy if you haven't seen me play this game on Smitty plus first of all what the hell's wrong with you

00:46Go watch Smitty plus but allow me to explain it a little briefly the goal of the game is pretty simple

00:50The world is experiencing apocalyptic events and your goal is to go in and take photos of said events

00:55The better the photo the more points you get also try not to die

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01:16What I go

01:26Grown man, by the way, sorry, this is a very suggestive angle. This is like that POV. You look up stand up

01:34That's that POV

01:49Guys what am I doing right now?

01:55You hit that

02:00That's not good

02:02document that document that

02:04POV 9-11. All right, let's all let's all go into one building cuz it's way better that way right and we can all yell together

02:14Like the way Matt got cut off the second we walk you in Matt, can I get a photo you yeah

02:26I

02:28Got you I got you for the footage

02:34Guys we did he actually there's no there was an explosion

02:42That's unfortunate, yeah, Matt is dead. Is that his leg? Um, I don't know it was over there. Yeah, I would argue it is

02:56His leg

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04:25I'm clear in this room

04:27It's clear

04:46I

04:51Threw a leg under a leg

04:56It's been a successful day guys, we only lost one person

05:02That's honestly not that bad all right next next building you might as well

05:07Oh

05:14Did he not know

05:22Hey grizzly puffer let me give you a hand let me try that again fuck you

05:37Oh

05:42That's a good one dude, there's a frog camera. Yeah, I got it. Oh

05:48Hey up here, do you think you can get us up here file? Oh, man, hold on do that again selfie?

05:54Let's go, let's go back. You know the safest way over there. Yeah, this way

06:04Yeah, we uh

06:08We can we oh, that's probably a good idea

06:15I'll make it my grand go

06:20Oh

06:24Oh

06:40Shit

06:44Yeah, that was a good first round I feel like I

06:49Like when I blew up and died oh not a bad photo. That's right before you die

06:55Oh

06:57He's taking a shit the park

07:01Still private butt kiss

07:05How are these the best ones dude, that's crazy, I feel like we had some bangers

07:14What's the front line we got to that's the first image dude grizzly did you know you were standing on that or no?

07:22That's so funny

07:24Oh

07:50Let's go upstairs

07:54What do you mean nothing up here

08:01It was the rat it wasn't me let's report the news today in the news I brought a rat to work

08:14It's my rat

08:25Oh my god, get my camera, please

08:34That's a new enemy I've never seen this before

08:43Well, we gotta go eat at McDermott

08:48Don't know

08:50Can I get the hamster shake let me get hamster gerbil shake, can I get the gerbil fries?

09:00Can I get the McPheasant what does that mean? Oh, no, I'll catch you

09:13Matt just said he's not actually gonna kill himself guys watch him accidentally kill himself

09:20I'm gonna try and catch him

09:51What the fuck what's up, okay little guy

09:58There's a little guy

10:02Hell yeah

10:06Hey guys, he's right there

10:11Pose pose for us et pose

10:20We should block him in the corner, I'm so tall

10:25Next time he goes in the corner block him block him block him block him

10:30Nice guys nice

10:41Yeah, we should go back actually three minutes

10:45We should probably climb the ladder we should probably climb the ladder

10:49Yeah, we got two minutes so we gotta go we should probably climb the ladder

10:55Yeah

10:57See me

10:59Nah, it's alright

11:05I think he's blocking the helicopter. No, we get down to him. We just gotta climb the ladder

11:11I'll find the right. Let me get a photo of this guy

11:14That's a good photo right up the nose hair. All right, we got to climb down this

11:18I

11:20Should be able to drop down here

11:26I'm fine. I'm going for it

11:40They pointed at me

11:43Grizzy I think I got your camera some beautiful photos, buddy. Let's see what we reported on the news

12:02Yeah, oh

12:05I

12:07My god, dude, wow, there's a lot of boys dude Matt

12:10I have like an identical photo, but I'm a little closer by nostril. Hold on. Let me go back to all the way

12:29That's after you hit the ground and me

12:31Where's the super that's hard that should have been the headline right there

12:48What did I just cut into bro, what was that?

12:58Looks like he works out a dude

13:01Yes

13:03Do you think we can do it Matt?

13:09Guys guys get in here get in this way

13:15Hold on let me over there. Oh

13:20My god

13:23Did anybody get a photo

13:26No, oh another one, did you know this guy?

13:34Next building next bill. They're here to protect us

13:42It's the most aggressive press interview ever

13:47Door

13:49I'm good. I wouldn't go in there. That's all

13:55That's not all right

13:58Door is crazy work

14:01What's on fire in here? It was the guy who killed you the other round the little floaty guy

14:12Well, let me get a photo of them through the wall there is

14:26A little spider dude. Oh god. He's following. Oh god. Oh

14:32You made it okay good good what God's over here crypto, huh? What are you doing?

14:41We could get some good-ass photos of them if that's the case what the hell that cab doing bro

14:50I'm gonna back up cuz the cars are covered

14:53I

14:55That's it that was the last time we saw him. Yeah, let's go this way Oh grizzly. What's up for some Chinese food, maybe

15:07Go ahead bro. Go. What do you mean? You don't believe me? Okay fine where?

15:17Get better dude

15:20Don't mess this up grizzly

15:23Oh

15:25We got it we gotta go

15:34Chrissy I had to leave. Oh, you're with me. You're with me. Y'all really ain't gonna get my camera. Okay camera fuck

15:39I forgot about lovers camera

15:41Remember me

15:44Here here here just a case

15:49Thank you, I got an alien leg

15:52It'll keep me safe man. That is really the worst spot for that day, huh?

15:57That is not a great spot

16:01No, it's okay

16:13There's no fucking way. Oh my god

16:18Crazy get out. Yeah, he got out. Oh

16:22No, sweetie, I appreciate the attempt. Oh my god the fucking sewer great

16:26It wasn't shaking and it just randomly did it. I lost the pig, bro

16:33An instant before I died I got a second before I like it

16:42Okay, that's the civilian we killed

16:47I didn't even know that guy was in there. Hell. Yeah

16:51That's a good one. I

16:55Got a photo of you before you died about that damn

17:05That's gonna be the headlight POV war you got a war photo

17:11Oh

17:19Yeah, just had to be careful

17:26This is bad what Matt don't get who is that actually

17:32Yeah, I'm gonna pose with them ready

17:35Oh

17:40We're good, we're good W play what is this thing? That's the different guy

17:49But you killed him

17:52I killed him

17:56Yeah

17:58I

18:02Got a crazy placement on that thing behind you. It looked like you had wild hair awesome

18:08I'm very excited to see it when we make it back to the helicopter and get home safely good thinking wishful thinking

18:13Manifesting I'm manifesting

18:17Crazy arms

18:28Oh

18:34My god

18:58If this ends with him hitting a landmine matter you hitting space

19:28I'm gonna save you I

19:36Threw it at the bomb. I thought you wanted something. Sorry. I got it. I got it. Okay missed again. Sorry

19:54How's Puffer doing

19:58I literally sure I literally tried to get away and I couldn't run fast enough

20:04punch

20:06How'd you do that?

20:08I don't know that

20:15Yeah, he can't hear us Oh

20:18Body money shot call him

20:21Come on get into it. It's got two minutes

20:28You would have died should have called him still time you could call him

20:36Man that would have been a good way to end it. That would have been a funny ass way to end it, bro

20:54Bro survive death

20:58You survive death just to walk right back into it

21:01I

21:16Look so devious, dude, you're gonna love that photo

21:26Hey Lois, it's a military Lois

21:32Don't feel good in here. Yeah, I got a weird aura when I stepped in here, too

21:36I actually I actually like stopped talking. I was like

21:45Did you find out what was devious it's the purple where I wouldn't

21:57Squidward I

21:59Didn't know that's what you meant. He's trying to grab me through it. Look at get all freaky through the door

22:07Hey, we get a street photography

22:12Scree photography

22:21Just turn around to be wary

22:25I'm gonna be honest. This is not looking good for us

22:29Wait, he's not he's not facing us. We're good

22:33Matt he's

22:41I got your camera, man

22:47Damn grizzly, did you just crush you? Did you just crush buffer? Oh

22:56Yeah ladder still here

22:59By the way grizzly 100% killed me

23:03He dropped the thing

23:10Let's see what the headline

23:18Woman hit the naked guy. Nice. I like that. Oh, I didn't know Squidward was there

23:29God damn, what's how there's no way we didn't get anything better than that. Look at this is the first

23:45Private that's private. Don't look at that one. That's private

23:50Someone take one of these I want to test it

23:53Oh, wow, what are you you're supposed to let me talk first because we can't talk at the same time. Hello

24:03Hello stop talking at the same time as me Matt, it's a walkie-talkie. You can't use the same for image at the same time

24:09Hello

24:13Okay, we should split into groups of two now that we have a walkie-talkie who's with me

24:17They got a water burger

24:22You have my camera so I'll go with you come here black guy

24:27No, I'm already at it

24:32Okay, team one team one is in position team one is in position

24:38Team team one is terrified team one is leaving

24:43Team one is leaving the premises team one is leaving the premises graphic team one is

24:53Hey team two wants to leave

24:57Team one has left the premises over into his left as well over

25:00I

25:05Missing the leg team one is missing

25:07Team one is missing. My team would like to report that team one is missing an arm. Not a leg

25:18I'm gonna I'm gonna hear of die sit-rep team one team team two. Sorry

25:25They're attracted they're attracted

25:30I

25:33Did you get Matt's camera in that door? Yeah, I got it. Okay, so we can't go in that one

25:37So we have to go over here

25:39Yeah, grizzly. You are now on team two one. I can't keep track. Tell him that

25:48Team team Smitty is entering other building

25:55Team Smitty feels a draft in his pants, but it might be because he pissed it earlier

26:01No

26:03Team Smitty would like to report an anomaly

26:08Squidward

26:11Squidward oh

26:13He's coming

26:16Yeah, you don't get grabbed

26:19Face us face us you look at terrified you look terrified. You look beautiful, sweetheart

26:31Oh

26:32You can punch him that makes so much sense

26:37Damn you killed him. Oh, he's dead. I think he's bugged. Actually, it says hit

26:44Oh, oh my god

26:52Huffer can you hear me? Huffer's gone deaf. Can you mute? Can you hear him?

27:01Huh

27:06Team Smitty would like to go back in the building

27:18Oh

27:20No, what did I miss I was following the rocket

27:26That's a bad spawn

27:29Where is the helicopter again back over there? Huh? Let's go. Let's go

27:38I'm gonna be fine. Where are you?

27:46That's crazy, that's crazy, right

27:58Matt

28:04Did he die again, yeah, almost immediately do you think he went?

28:13Do you think do you think he did that

28:18Yeah, but like after

28:22That's new

28:24Well, I got a really good photo

28:27Good luck guys

28:30Dodge no

28:35Hey guys, yeah, bro, look at your work as glasses

28:42Oh, yeah, like that I said or something, holy fuck I just got a photo of the American Beatles. Oh my god

28:49I just literally got Abbey Road. That was incredible. You guys are gonna love that photo

28:56I'm going back to the fucking helicopter now. Fuck it. I'm not risking it

28:59You know a great photographer doesn't need to take a lot of photos. He just needs to take the right photos

29:10What the hell how did I do this don't get in yet

29:17Speaking of the right photos

29:20I

29:22Requested I get control of looking at the after photos

29:25Okay, because you guys got to see some of these masterpieces. I got you ready busy

29:31Nope, would you like us to wait?

29:41No reaction no reaction exact spot. Yeah in the gritty in New York City

29:48What the hell

29:52That's so dog shit the devil's number

29:54Dude you're gonna love this one. This one is insane. This is like my best work, bro

30:24That's literally fucking Abbey Road right there, baby

30:34It's like that one military photo with the dudes outside the door, but the clown is with them. All right now

30:39What do you think about that?

30:44There's two types two types of photographers two types of photographers, baby

30:48Oh

30:55There's some over there frog

31:06He doesn't seem too happy about what you just did to him I give this motherfucker back shots come here

31:10Yo, where are we going big dog? Where are we going? He's gonna show us. He's bringing us to his office

31:18Oh, all right, we can't go in there

31:28That's how you do it, that's how you do it. No, what do you want?

31:34What's it look like when I pose with one leg

31:38Thank you

31:43I

31:44Can't I can't oh you'll have to survive and show me

31:51Okay, I'm coming I'm coming to

32:04Just that whole clip

32:11Oh shit, oh shit

32:15Oh shit, oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit

32:34I wouldn't

32:45Oh

32:50To the left

32:59As monsters

33:07I'll say

33:14Oh

33:29Yeah, you left me for dead bitch

33:33Not good, I can hear you for some reason

33:45Shut up Matt, I'll drop your camera right now

33:55Wait

33:58What grizzly still alive, but he's trapped oh I

34:03Thought he died I saw him get smacked by some I'm not leaving this helicopter

34:09Bye grizzly

34:11Bye

34:13Launched across the map. I was fucking insane guys. I got all the cameras though W. I know you did

34:19Yeah, we yeah, good job. No arm. No leg. Nope. I got it grizzly the green one. Oh, I got that shit

34:25I found it on the other side of the map. Oh

34:28Thank you

34:30Let's see what we captured

34:36I don't what is this? I don't even know what that is

34:42Oh my god

34:50Yummy sushi the best one garbage. I'm waiting for the creepy photos. Yeah, that's a good one

34:58Yeah, I

35:00Look so dead straight. I'm just like, all right, this is it

35:11Look at his back. Yeah, that's spinal cord. There it is

35:25What the hell

35:29Grizzly yeah, I don't know if you see you. Oh

35:33At least there's one other normal dude in this helicopter with me. Hey, let's get a photo man. What the hell good

35:40How do I get this angle dude outside?

35:52Frog

35:54Damn

35:58Whoa, I invented

36:05Puffer

36:09Oh

36:11Cover do you need your arm too? Cuz I found oh

36:14Hey guys

36:16Yeah, hovers dead. Yeah

36:20Do we leave he got vented

36:23W that's kind of great. Wait, let me get it

36:28Hold on

36:30No, I'm getting grief I'm getting good photos. I'm getting good photos shoot up

36:35Shoot at him

36:40Let's go in the other building I probably got like 5k points on the summit gun right now

36:45I've gotta leave this honestly, I'm down to leave

36:48Yeah, because we we have uh, and then we could farm at the helicopter and we can leave at the last second. We need to

36:53Oh

37:08Money a close photo his ass. All right, we should go dude. I think this round is gonna be crazy

37:15Yeah, I got so many fucking points on there's I took my photos before I died

37:20How have we not gotten the fucking tornado yet?

37:24Yeah, I forgot about that thing

37:30Hey, um, dude, we started eight like eight hundreds

37:35Dude no way we don't get the rocket one. Oh

37:40That's tough Oh

37:43How is that there's no way there's no

37:54Oh

37:59Bro, that's like Travis Kelsey and fucking someone sneak up sneaking up on him on the field

38:18Got that POV look bro, that's the angle

38:23HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

38:25HAHAHAHAHAHA

38:27Bro's waiting

38:29Look at the monster in the back

38:31LOOK AT THE MONSTER IN THE BACK

38:33HAHAHAHAHA

38:35HAHAHAHAHAHA

38:37OH MY GOD

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