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00:00Oh door

00:03I'm good. I wouldn't go in there. That's all

00:11Headliners is a game where you report the news now. I don't know if it's like typical news

00:16I don't know how normal something like this is let's see what we reported on the news

00:23Cool you know anything could be considered news nowadays

00:26I mean someone's lizard could escape and just walk around the city except you know the lizards in this game are 200 feet tall

00:32And they could just destroy everything

00:36I'm not a backup because the cars are

00:39Yes me that's pretty newsworthy if you haven't seen me play this game on Smitty plus first of all what the hell's wrong with you

00:46Go watch Smitty plus, but allow me to explain it a little briefly the goal of the game is pretty simple

00:50The world is experiencing apocalyptic events and your goal is to go in and take photos of said events

00:55The better the photo the more points you get also try not to die

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01:16What I go

01:26Grown man by the way, sorry this is very suggestive angle. This is like that POV. You look up stand up

01:34This step POV, bro

01:38Why are you on me?

01:44Already here something growling you guys hear that the pinkest little lips. I'm sorry. What are we doing guys? What am I doing right now?

01:52In that hole

01:55Like when you hit that

02:00That's not good

02:02document that document that

02:04POV 911. All right, let's all let's all go into one building cuz it's way better that way right and we can all yell together

02:14Like the way Matt got cut off the second we walk you in Matt, can I get a photo of you? Yeah

02:25I

02:28Got you I got you for the footage

02:34Guys we love you actually there's no there was an explosion

02:42That's unfortunate yeah, Matt is dead and is that his leg um, I don't know it was over there

02:48Yeah, I would argue it is a leg

02:56This is his leg another

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04:25I'm clear in this room

04:27It's clear

04:46I

04:51Threw a leg under a leg

04:56It's been a successful day guys, we only lost one person

05:02That's honestly not that bad all right next next building we might as well

05:07Oh

05:14Did he not know

05:22Hey grizzly puffer let me give you a hand let me try that again fuck you

05:37Oh

05:42That's a good one dude, there's a frog camera. Yeah, I got it. Oh

05:48Hey up here, do you think you can get us up here file? Oh, man? Hold on do that again selfie?

05:54Let's go, let's go back. You know the safest way over there. Yeah, this way

06:04Yeah, we uh

06:08We can we oh, that's probably a good idea

06:19Go

06:24Oh

06:40Shit

06:44Yeah, my ball that was a good first round I feel like I

06:49Like when I blew up and died oh not a bad photo. That's right before I die

06:55Oh

06:57He's taking a shit in the park

07:01Still private butt kiss

07:05How are these the best ones dude, that's crazy, I feel like we had some bangers

07:15What's the front line we got the that's the first image dude grizzly did you know you were standing on that or no?

07:22That's so funny

07:24I

07:28Forgot to pick up a flashlight. Oh, no, you got a person. Oh

07:42There's a little rat he's coming back for more he's coming back

07:50Let's go upstairs

07:54What do you mean nothing up here

08:01It was the rat it wasn't me let's report the news today in the news I brought a rat to work

08:14It's my rat

08:25Oh my god, get my camera, please

08:34That's a new enemy I've never seen this before

08:43Well, we gotta go eat at McDermott

08:48Don't know

08:50Can I get the hamster shake let me get hamster gerbil shake, can I get the gerbil fries?

09:00Can I get the McPheasant what does that mean? Oh, no, I'll catch you

09:13Matt just said he's not actually gonna kill himself guys watch him accidentally kill himself

09:20I'm gonna try and catch him

09:51What the fuck what the fuck a little guy

09:58There's a little guy

10:02Hell yeah

10:06Hey guys, he's right in that corner. He's in the corner right there

10:11Pose pose for us et pose

10:20We should block him in the corner, I'm so tall

10:26Next time he goes in the corner block him block him block him block him

10:30Nice guys nice

10:41Yeah, we should go back actually three minutes

10:45We should probably climb the ladder we should probably climb the ladder

10:49Yeah, we got two minutes, so we gotta go we should probably climb the ladder

10:55Yeah

10:57See me

10:59Nah, it's alright

11:05I think he's blocking the helicopter. No we get down to him. We just gotta climb the ladder

11:11Right let me get a photo of this guy

11:14That's a good photo right up the nose hair. All right. We gotta climb down this

11:18I

11:21Should be able to drop down here

11:27I'm fine. I'm going for it

11:40They pointed at me

11:43Grizzy I think I got your camera some beautiful photos, buddy

11:47Let's see what we reported on the news

12:03Yeah, I

12:07Oh my god, dude, wow, there's a lot of boys dude Matt

12:10I have like an identical photo, but I'm a little closer by nostril. Hold on. Let me go back all the way

12:17Oh

12:29That's after you hit the ground and me

12:34That's hard that should have been the headline right there

12:48Oh, what did I just cut into bro, what was that?

12:58Found a dude

13:03Do you think we could do it Matt

13:09Guys guys get in here get in this way

13:12Oh

13:15Mom let me over there. Oh

13:20My god

13:23Did anybody get a photo

13:34Next building next bill

13:42It's the most aggressive press interview ever

13:47Door

13:49I'm good. I

13:52Wouldn't go in there. That's all I know

13:58Door is crazy work on fire in here. It was the guy who killed you the other round the little floaty guy

14:12Hold on we can get a photo of them through the wall. There is

14:32Well, you made it good good good what

14:37Crypto, huh? What do you do?

14:40We could get some good-ass photos of them if that's the case what the hell that cab doing, bro

14:50I'm gonna back up cuz the cars are

14:55That's it that was the last time we saw him

14:58Let's go this way Oh grizzly what stuff for some Chinese food maybe

15:04Okay

15:06Oh

15:10Go what do you mean? You don't believe me? Okay fine where

15:17Get better dude don't mess this up grizzly

15:24Grizzly we got it. We got it. We gotta go

15:27Oh

15:32God oh man grizzly. I just want to live grizzly. I had to leave it. Oh, you're with me. You're with me

15:37Y'all really ain't gonna get my camera. Okay camera. Fuck. I forgot about lovers camera

15:41Remember me

15:44Here here here just a case

15:49Thank you, I got an alien leg it'll keep me safe man that is really the worst spot for that thing, huh?

15:57That is not a great spot

16:02No, it's okay

16:10No way

16:13There's no fucking way. Oh my god

16:19Yeah, he got out oh

16:22No, sweetie, I appreciate the attempt. Oh my god the fucking sewer green it wasn't shaking and it just randomly did it

16:29I lost the pig bro

16:33An instant before I died I got a second before I'd like it

16:42Okay, oh that's the civilian we killed

16:48I didn't even know that guy was in there. Hell. Yeah

16:51That's a good one

16:55I got a photo of you before you died. How about that? Damn

17:06That's gonna be the headlight is yeah POV war bro, you got a war photo

17:11Oh

17:19Yeah, I just had to be careful

17:26This is bad what Matt Duncan who is that actually

17:32Yeah, I'm gonna pose with them ready

17:35Oh

17:40We're good, we're good w-play what is this thing? That's the different guy?

17:49But you kill them I kill them

17:53I

18:02Got a crazy placement on that thing behind you. It looked like you had wild hair awesome

18:08I'm very excited to see it when we make it back to the helicopter and get home safely. Good thinking wishful thinking

18:13Manifesting I'm manifesting

18:17Crazy arms

18:23Squidward

18:26I'm alive

18:30Please is there a landmine in here? Oh my god

18:40Please

18:45Matt

18:53Oh

19:06If this ends with him hitting a landmine matter you hitting space

19:23I think you just died

19:30I'm gonna save you

19:35All right, I threw it at the bomb I thought you wanted some sorry I got it I got it

19:41Okay, I missed again. Sorry

19:54How's Puffer doing I

19:58Literally I literally tried to get away and I couldn't run fast enough

20:06How'd you do that

20:15Yeah, he can't hear us Oh

20:17Oh money shot call him come on get into it. It's got two minutes

20:28Would have died should have called him still time you could call him

20:36Man that would have been a good way to end it that would have been a funny ass way to end it, bro

20:43All right, this will be

20:47a

20:54Bro survive death you survive death just to walk right back into it

21:14You go see it I

21:16Look so devious, dude, you're gonna love that photo

21:26Hey Lois, it's a military law is

21:33Yeah, I got a weird aura when I stepped in here too I actually I actually like stopped talking I was like

21:46Find out what was devious. It's the purple where I wouldn't

21:57Squidward I didn't know that's what you meant. He's trying to grab me through it. Look at get all freaky through the door

22:07Hey, we get a street photography

22:12Scree photography

22:16Oh

22:21Just turn around to be wary

22:25I'm gonna be honest. This is not looking good for us. No, it's looking fine. Wait, he's not he's not facing us. We're good

22:33Matt he's

22:41I got your camera, man

22:47Oh

22:50Did you just crush did you just crush buffer? Oh

22:56Yeah ladder still here by the way grizzly 100% killed me

23:03He dropped the thing

23:10Let's see what the headline

23:16Okay, I get hit woman hit the naked guy nice I like that oh, I didn't know Squidward was there

23:29God damn, what's how there's no way we didn't get anything better than that. Look at this is the first

23:37I took

23:45Private that's private. Don't look at that one. That's private

23:50Someone take one of these I want to test it

23:55Hello, what are you you're supposed to let me talk first because we can't talk in the same time. Hello

24:02Hello

24:04Stop talking at the same time as me Matt. It's a walkie-talkie. You can't use the same for image in the same

24:09Hello

24:13Okay, we should split it to groups of two now that we have a walkie-talkie who's with me

24:23Come here black guy

24:31Okay

24:32Okay, team one team one is in position team one is in position

24:37Okay, team one is in our worry team team one is terrified team one is leaving

24:43Team one is leaving the premises team one is leaving the premises graphic

24:48Team one is

24:53Hey team two wants to leave

24:55Team one has left the premises over into his left as well over

25:09To report that team one is missing an arm not a leg

25:18I'm gonna I'm gonna hear of die sit rap team one team team two. Sorry

25:25They're extracted

25:33Did you get Matt's camera in that door? Yeah, I got it. Okay, so we can't go in that one

25:37So we have to go over here

25:39Yeah, grizzly. You are now on team two one. I can't keep track. Tell him that

25:48Team team Smitty is entering other building

25:55Team Smitty feels a draft in his pants, but it might be because he pissed it earlier

26:03Team Smitty would like to report an anomaly

26:13Always coming

26:16Yeah, you don't get grabbed

26:19Face us face us you look at terrified. You look terrified. You look beautiful, sweetheart

26:25Oh

26:32You can punch him that makes so much sense

26:37Damn you killed him. Oh, he's dead. Wait. I think he's bugged. Actually. It says hit

26:44Oh, oh my god

26:52Huffer can you hear me?

26:55Huffer's gone deaf. Can you mute? Can you hear him?

27:01Huh

27:06Team Smitty would like to go back in the building. He's just spamming the walkie-talkie

27:18Oh No, what did I miss I was following the rocket

27:26That's a bad spawn

27:30Where is the helicopter again back over there, huh?

27:35Let's go let's go

27:38I'm gonna be fine. Where are you?

27:46That's crazy, that's crazy, right

27:55Oh

28:04Did he die again, yeah, almost immediately do you think he went

28:13Do you think do you think he did that

28:18Yeah, but like after

28:21Oh, what is that thing? What is that thing? That's new. That's a red guy. Well, I got a really good photo

28:27Good luck guys

28:30Dodge no

28:35Hey guys, yeah, bro, look at your forecast glasses

28:42But you have like bad eyesight or something, holy fuck I just got a photo of the American Beatles

28:48Oh my god, I just literally got Abbey Road. That was incredible. You guys are gonna love that photo

28:56I'm going back to the fucking helicopter now. Fuck it. I'm not risking it

28:59You know a great photographer doesn't need to take a lot of photos. He just needs to take the right photos

29:10What the hell how did I do this don't get in yet

29:12I

29:23Requested I get control of looking at the after photos

29:26Okay, because you guys got to see some of these masterpieces. I got you ready

29:31Nope would you like us to wait?

29:35Okay

29:41No reaction no reaction same exact spot. Yeah, he in the gritty in New York City. What the hell?

29:52That's so dogshit the devil's number

30:04I

30:15Watch you guys get a dude. You're gonna love this one. This one is insane. This is like my best work, bro

30:35Photo with the dudes outside the door, but the clown is with them. All right. All right. Now, what do you think about that?

30:44There's two types two types of photographers two types of photographers, baby

30:53Hey, what is that? Oh, there's some over there frog

31:05He doesn't seem too happy about what you just did to him I give this motherfucking back shots come here

31:10You know, where are we going big dog? Where are we going? He's gonna show us. He's bringing us to his office

31:28That's how you do it that's how you do it No

31:34Richie what's it look like when I pose with one leg? Thank you. I

31:44Can't I can't oh you'll have to survive and show me

31:51Okay, I'm coming I'm coming too

32:04Oh

32:11Shit oh shit. Oh

32:16Shit oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit

32:34I wouldn't

32:50To the left

32:59Is monsters dared

33:05I'll say

33:29Yeah, you left me for dead bitch

33:31I

33:36Can hear you for some reason

33:45Shut up Matt, I'll drop your camera right now

33:55Wait

33:58What Grizzy still alive, but he's trapped oh I

34:03Thought he died I saw him get smacked by zone. I'm not leaving this helicopter

34:09Bye Grizzy

34:11Bye

34:12Be a man got launched across the map. I was fucking insane guys. I got all the cameras though W

34:18I know you did. Yeah. Yeah, good job. No harm. No leg. Nope. I got it Grizzy the green one. I

34:24Got that shit. I found it on the other side of the map

34:28Thank you

34:30Let's see what we captured

34:34Dude I remember that I was there for that big. I don't what is this? I don't even know what that is

34:38I

35:00Look so dead straight. I'm just like all right

35:08Good

35:11Look at his back. Yeah, that's spinal cord

35:25What the hell

35:29Grizzy yeah, I don't know if you see you oh

35:31Let's go

35:33At least there's one other normal dude in this helicopter with me. Hey, let's get a photo man. What the hell good

35:40How do I get this angle dude?

35:52Oh

35:54Damn

35:58Whoa

36:01Oh

36:11Cover do you need your arm too? Cuz I found oh, hey guys. Yeah covers dead. Yeah

36:20Should we leave he got vented W. That's

36:26Wait, let me get it

36:28Hold on

36:30No, I'm getting grief I'm getting good photos I'm getting good photos shoot at him shoot at him

36:40Let's go in the other building I probably got like 5k points on this summer gun right now

36:45I've gotta leave this honestly

36:48Yeah, because we we have uh, and then we could farm at the helicopter. I mean leave at the last second we need to

37:01Oh my god

37:08Money a close photo his ass. All right, we should go dude. I think this round is gonna be crazy

37:15Yeah, I got so many fucking points on there's I took like two photos before I died

37:20How have we not gotten the fucking tornado yet? Oh, yeah, I forgot about that thing

37:30Damn dude, we started eight like eight hundreds

37:35Dude no way. We don't get the rocket one. Oh, yeah

37:40Oh, how is that? There's no way there's no

37:47Oh

37:59That's like Travis Kelsey and fucking someone's sneaking up on him on the field

38:16I told you that is fucking got that POV. Look bro. That's the angle

38:46You

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