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00:00Give the gift is for the estrogen side of the room
00:27She really tried to cool her down
00:30Oh
00:33Welcome back to an episode guys titians are very high in the left side of the room. No, they're not we're fine
00:39Okay, the estrogen is high over there right now
00:43Estrogen and the estrogen is high on me. I need to take this off. Okay. I'm done with the boat. I have a gift
00:49Yes, let's start off with a gift man. That is a great
00:53I just don't understand why I got so much Celsius on my thigh
00:57Celsius my cellulite
01:03It's not Amazon
01:06Use painters tape. Oh, it's Amazon my friends
01:12Yes, this gift is not for you did the gifts are never for me the gift is for the estrogen side of the room
01:18typically your wife
01:20That's right
01:23Okay
01:25I'm not I'm not opening it Kate. I'm not
01:29Kate you gotta open the gift you have to open the get open. It's rude to deny it
01:32Yeah, I don't know what it is though. I'm really excited to see is it moving?
01:41It's not a rat I'm not opening I'm pretty sure I heard a sound
01:45Literally made a noise. I'm not I promise you it's not a rat if it's a snake. I'm gonna hit you
02:03Hey, what are you doing? I'm not opening it you're opening. Who are you calling? Don't worry about it. What you have to open it
02:11Oh
02:13Who are you calling?
02:23Say nothing tell me right now what is in this box?
02:29I'm not. Oh, no, I'm not opening it because I walked it over to me and it
02:36Tell me what is in there
02:41Oh
02:43Okay, it's not even moving look at it
02:47I'm not opening it
02:49Little hearts and little butterflies
02:52Do you should I open it if you're saying I'm gonna be fine and it is something bad your curfew is not
03:00You anymore you are never welcome back. What do you mean?
03:03You'll actually be good. No, I'm just be careful. Okay paper. I move my mic. It's probably it's like a vase. Hey, it's like you're
03:14Hey be so honest with me
03:27Don't ruin it
03:30Just set it in her lap catch just open it for open it for
03:43Cash it's got to be closer to her
03:51She's freaking out she's gonna run away give it to her now. You're fine. You're fine. Just give it to her now
03:56Okay
03:59There's nothing scary in it you just put your legs
04:14Where are you going?
04:26Open it. What is that?
04:29Open it. I'm actually like nothing away from me
04:34What is that? Okay, you'll be okay. You'll be okay. Okay. Oh, this is sad to watch. I mean, this is sad
04:46Open this thing. What are is she crying over a gift?
04:49Oh my goodness she's so excited I got her a gift. Look at her. She's crying.
04:54I do feel bad Kate right now. I just feel like
05:00What have y'all done to this girl to give her PTSD like this?
05:06The last time I ever got me something it was a fossil in my shower.
05:11And I just don't want to open anymore gifts please.
05:18Is it heavy?
05:21Kate you'll be fine.
05:23How are we five minutes in and she's crying?
05:25Alright Kate you open it.
05:27I'm not opening it.
05:29Are you crazy?
05:35Guys
05:37Why isn't
05:39I'm not gonna open it.
05:43What is it Matt?
05:45It's giving me the tingles in here.
05:48Just sit in Kate's spot.
05:50Here open it over there.
05:52Are you kidding me?
05:54Why do I have to sit down?
05:56Just sit down.
05:58I'm trapped and I don't know where to go.
06:02Kate you're being ridiculous.
06:06Kate it's okay babe.
06:08You'll be fine I promise.
06:10It's like a jumping spider.
06:12A jumping spider?
06:16Harper's like what an idiot.
06:18It's okay.
06:20See what's inside.
06:22I actually don't know what's inside.
06:24That's the fun part.
06:26It's bubble wrapped whatever it is.
06:28Kate it's bubble wrapped.
06:30You're fine I think.
06:34Oh it's making noises.
06:38No
06:40What is that?
06:42Don't throw it.
06:44Okay let me open it.
06:46I'll actually open it.
06:50Whatever it is it's making noises.
06:52Can we keep this thing open?
06:54Give it to me I'll actually open it.
06:56It's not from Amazon.
06:58Open it.
07:00I don't know what's in there.
07:02I promise it's not gonna hurt you.
07:04Just open it not here.
07:06I'm leaving.
07:08I'm trying to leave.
07:12Why are you laughing so hard?
07:14I don't see it.
07:16Why is it wet?
07:18Please
07:20I don't know what you want me to do.
07:22What are you doing?
07:24Just look.
07:26Oh my gosh.
07:32Oh my gosh.
07:34Who is making it make noise?
07:42Why did y'all take my headphones?
07:48That wasn't funny.
07:54I had no clue.
07:56Why was it actually making noise?
07:58Wow
08:00Oh my goodness
08:04Man you were crying over nothing.
08:08I didn't know you were that scared of headphones.
08:12I'm sorry I didn't know what was in there either babe.
08:14All I know is we got great content right now.
08:18We are killing this episode.
08:20I feel like the girls are not happy.
08:22What?
08:24I'm fine Kay's just being a baby for no reason.
08:26Oh my gosh.
08:28She is.
08:30It's a gift.
08:32Okay she was scared but I opened the box.
08:34So I'm the hero right?
08:36Kay just thought it was bugs and she doesn't like bugs.
08:38What noises was it making?
08:40Me and Alex just picked some like
08:42rat noises on YouTube.
08:44And I told him to just play it every once in a while.
08:46So he's sitting over there just like.
08:50I'm not going to lie.
08:52I thought that was a dragon or something.
08:54That was scary looking.
08:56It was.
08:58Why was nobody going to tell me my hair looked like this?
09:00Your hair looks like what?
09:02You're the one who put the bow in it.
09:06It always looks like that.
09:08I'm not going to get a hat.
09:10I'm very insecure right now.
09:12I got hats in my room.
09:14Can we cut that whole thing?
09:16I have hats in my room.
09:18Why is he getting a hat?
09:20It's giving insecure.
09:26Are you okay?
09:28Why are you not excited?
09:30What do y'all mean?
09:32Y'all act like I'm ridiculous for being freaked out.
09:34When I walked into my bathroom one time
09:36and there was a live possum
09:38in my shower.
09:40And then another time
09:42I was on stage at a live show
09:44and I was given a gift
09:46and it was a box full of crickets.
09:48And also a dad ate them.
09:50Yeah.
09:52And then everybody complained about the crickets afterwards.
09:54Are we upset or something?
09:56It was just Beats headphones.
09:58No, but you guys try to freak me out like that.
10:00That's the second time y'all have done that.
10:02Kenzie should stop that if she thinks it's too far.
10:04Why should I stop it?
10:06She knew what was in the box.
10:08I didn't know what was in the box.
10:10She didn't know but that doesn't change anything.
10:14She's my wife so she's partially responsible.
10:16What?
10:18I really thought something was under there
10:20because I saw plastic.
10:22It was so weird.
10:24It looked deadly.
10:26I threw a couple things in there.
10:28The fragile logo.
10:30That doesn't look good to open.
10:32That's low-key scary.
10:34When I started opening the box over there
10:36that's when I was like, oh wait, so Kate has to see it.
10:38And then it was freaking blue earphones.
10:40Man, that was so good.
10:42We should do this more often.
10:44I have something we can open.
10:46Hold on, it's in the attic.
10:48I have a present for one of you
10:50and it's actually a good present.
10:52I think Kate wants it.
10:54I want it.
10:56Give it to me.
10:58I've been waiting for it to give it to you guys
11:00and I've been hiding it from you guys.
11:02So I put it in the attic.
11:04Why is it in the attic?
11:06Because I was having to hide it from everyone.
11:08The only place no one goes around here is the attic.
11:10I'm kind of excited.
11:12Can you go get my gift?
11:14You put it in the attic?
11:16Yes, I bought a gift to give someone on the episode
11:18but I had to hide it from everyone so I put it in the attic.
11:20Seriously, I need you guys to nominate who wants the gift.
11:22Me!
11:24I actually nominate Kate.
11:26She needs a gift right now.
11:28You wasted space in the attic.
11:30What do you mean?
11:32I took all my stuff out of the attic
11:34and put it into storage
11:36so that way there would be space in the attic.
11:38It's a small gift. It's like this big.
11:40How about we nominate
11:42the youngest of the pod?
11:44No, you have plenty.
11:46I'm just going to go get it and then we can decide.
11:48You text all the time.
11:50You just got a car.
11:52No, I got the small bedroom.
11:54You had to pay for that work and all?
11:56Where's it going?
11:58Up into the attic.
12:02How is he going to fit in the attic?
12:04I don't know. He's a big man in a small attic.
12:06Where are you going?
12:08The tears made my freaking lashes fall off.
12:10Okay.
12:12Scared of the dark?
12:14Do I look like I cried or do I look like nonchalant?
12:16You look fine.
12:18I'm kidding. You look fine.
12:20I think you look pretty.
12:22I'm not going to lie. When we put the headphones in there,
12:24we knew it would terrify you.
12:26Obviously,
12:28if it's noise, then obviously
12:30it would terrify her.
12:32I've had horrible experiences
12:34before with gifts.
12:36What was just funny to me was Kinsey's face.
12:38She kept looking at me like, what's in that box?
12:40I could hear him walking around.
12:42Have you ever been actually hurt, Kate?
12:44By the boys?
12:46No.
12:48Has any gift ever actually hurt you?
12:50No, it's just terrified me.
12:52I don't enjoy being scared. I don't like bugs.
12:54I don't like rodents. I don't like
12:56live things that are not people or
12:58honey.
13:00I don't like when I'm scared with things like
13:02insects.
13:04Things like insects?
13:06It wasn't an insect. What insect growls like that?
13:08It was more like a mosquito.
13:11Oh!
13:13I was about to yell.
13:15Well, you did yell.
13:17I was about to yell hard at Pape.
13:19You missed it. We made Kate cry.
13:21We had
13:23headphones in a box and she started crying.
13:25They put headphones in a box and
13:27they played rat noises through the headphones
13:29so that it sounded like there was a rat in there.
13:31My guy is going crazy up there.
13:33I hear Josh walking around up there.
13:35I can't find it!
13:37He said he can't find it.
13:39Keep looking. I'm sure it's up there.
13:41I'm worried.
13:43I'm not worried.
13:45Dude, stuff is moving.
13:47It's probably behind all the other junk
13:49you put up there.
13:51He does have a lot of junk up there.
13:53Let's make Cash move all his junk
13:55to his storage unit.
13:57How about that?
13:59He got that whole jet ski in the garage
14:01and it's just been sitting there for like
14:0310 years.
14:05That's impossible.
14:07It's been in the garage
14:09in the way for a long time.
14:11You really should get those moved.
14:13I've been trying, guys.
14:15What effort have you put towards
14:17getting them moved?
14:19What do you want me to do?
14:21Physically grab the jet skis myself and move them out?
14:23No, you have a truck or something do it.
14:25Do y'all want to know something?
14:27I'm not the jet ski moving, taking pictures,
14:29getting them listed on Facebook Marketplace and selling jet ski girls.
14:31Wait, are they still not listed on Facebook?
14:33I don't know.
14:35I would buy them.
14:37He told us three days ago, he was like,
14:39I'm taking pictures today.
14:41What did you guys think?
14:43It is what it is.
14:45Let me tell you something.
14:47I met my movie star cousin.
14:49You have a movie star cousin?
14:51I saw your mom's Facebook post.
14:53Is it you?
14:55No.
14:57It's John Doe Baker.
14:59You're related to Cash and Math?
15:01No.
15:03Joe Don Baker.
15:05Oh.
15:07Is he from Texas?
15:09No, he's from LA.
15:11He's originally from Texas.
15:13He's gotta be from Texas if his name is Joe Don.
15:15Joe Don Baker.
15:17He's been in over 70 movies.
15:19He's been in over 70 movies.
15:21I just got to meet him.
15:23It was really cool.
15:25I've always wanted to meet him.
15:27He's 89.
15:29He's my cousin.
15:31That's what I thought when you were saying Joe Don Baker.
15:33He's my cousin though.
15:35I've never met him
15:37and I've always wanted to meet him.
15:39That's exciting.
15:41You were in LA this weekend, weren't you?
15:43Yeah, I was.
15:45What?
15:47What is Cash doing?
15:49I don't know.
15:51Cash!
15:53Oh my gosh!
15:55Cash!
15:57Cash!
15:59Cash!
16:13Oh my gosh!
16:21That was so stupid!
16:23What is that supposed to mean?
16:25Do you not know
16:27you're supposed to walk on the beams
16:29and not touch the driver?
16:33The way he was swinging.
16:35Oh my gosh.
16:37That terrified me.
16:39I was so scared.
16:41You're lucky
16:43you grabbed on to something.
16:45My arm was literally bruised.
16:47How did you do that?
16:49It was because you guys were yelling at me.
16:51I was gone and you guys were like
16:53Cash! Cash!
16:55Then I stepped through the freaking ceiling.
16:57Did you get the present?
16:59No!
17:01I couldn't find it.
17:03Someone moved it. It's not up there.
17:05You're literally destroying our house.
17:07That's bad.
17:09He didn't mean to do that.
17:11He didn't mean to do that.
17:13It's like a perfect square
17:15just like Cash's square body.
17:17Apparently I'm built like a Minecraft character
17:19that thing broke in a square.
17:21I think the best part was Gerald falling
17:23through a hole.
17:27I'm not even kidding. I'm so bruised.
17:29And my shoulder.
17:31There's drywall everywhere.
17:33You fell through the ceiling.
17:35Your body made a pretty big hole.
17:37It's like Ramona and Beezus.
17:39I'm not exactly an ant.
17:41You sure you want to be bulky?
17:43That was mean.
17:45You're fine, Cash.
17:47I left my phone up there.
17:49No, you didn't.
17:51Come on, Amber.
17:53Can we both face him?
17:55Yeah, come on, Amber.
17:57What are we doing? Here we go.
17:59You're going to let him back up?
18:01Ready? Here we go.
18:03I need to go get my phone.
18:05You're going up into the...
18:07You know there's a ladder.
18:09You know there's a ladder you can use.
18:11Okay, let's go.
18:13Don't pull on the drywall!
18:15Don't pull on the drywall!
18:17Oh my gosh.
18:19Oh my gosh.
18:21I need to grab the wood this time.
18:23I wasn't expecting that.
18:25We're not going again.
18:27Come on.
18:31Cash, don't grab onto the drywall.
18:33You know, you could...
18:35Here we go. Ready?
18:37I'm going to get my phone now.
18:39Cash!
18:41You really could just use the ladder to the attic.
18:43No, Kenzie.
18:45No ladder for me.
18:47Oh my gosh.
18:49Extension!
18:55Don't hurt his spine!
19:01Where's your phone?
19:03Oh, you're touching
19:05electrical because I can see the lights flickering.
19:09Go up!
19:17I can't!
19:19What do we do now?
19:21You used the ladder!
19:23You used the ladder!
19:25I'm going to fall! I'm losing grip!
19:27Can I have a chance at getting a leg for 60 seconds?
19:29Just stand up!
19:33You're actually kind of sturdy.
19:37I can't get through the hole.
19:39Well, Cash, use the ladder.
19:41That was a better stance.
19:43Why didn't you do this in the first place?
19:45We just got here!
19:47Don't touch the wires!
19:493...2...1...
19:51Go!
19:53Oh my gosh!
19:55There we go!
19:57Push me!
19:59Stop pushing!
20:01Stop touching the wires!
20:05There goes the lights.
20:07Oh, man.
20:09Imagine he electrocuted himself.
20:11Oh, the lights are back on!
20:13Yeah!
20:17You need it.
20:19Okay, don't come back through the hole.
20:23Use the ladder!
20:25I installed those lights.
20:27Did you really?
20:29Oh!
20:31You're just stripping up here?
20:33Oh!
20:35Why are your clothes coming off?
20:37Oh!
20:39I don't believe that's appropriate, Cash.
20:41Please don't be stripping.
20:43My stomach is growing.
20:45Don't take anything else off, Cash, or else you can't come back on the episode.
20:47Yeah.
20:49The way he's bulking, he won't fit on the episode.
20:51Dude, I can't believe this is y'all's wall.
20:53Have y'all seen that one stream?
20:55Don't eat it!
20:57I want to.
20:59That's really bad for you.
21:01It's pretty dry.
21:03I really want to.
21:05No, don't.
21:07Don't.
21:09Do you know how thin our ceiling is?
21:11I mean, that's kind of suspicious.
21:13Well, normally people don't walk on the ceiling, so you don't have to worry about how thin it is.
21:15I feel like our ceiling had to have been, like, cheaply made or something.
21:17I mean, my guy's fat.
21:19He fell straight through that thing.
21:21Yeah, he did.
21:23He fell down like a rock sinking to the bottom of the ocean.
21:25Did you eat it?
21:27Uh-uh.
21:29She ate it and then spit it out.
21:31It's just a little chalky.
21:33Was it dry?
21:35The chemicals in your body.
21:37You got drywall all over my cup.
21:39I know.
21:41There's drywall everywhere, honestly.
21:43You know that one Strange Addiction episode where she eats drywall for fun?
21:45Yeah.
21:47So, why is she not dead?
21:49I don't know.
21:51People also eat, like, glass on that thing.
21:53Yeah, my Strange Addiction is crazy.
21:55Kate has a Strange Addiction.
21:57What?
21:59Cleaning.
22:01That's not strange.
22:03It is a Strange Addiction.
22:05Kenzie, tell her it's strange.
22:07Why are you bringing me into the middle of this?
22:09Because you said it's kind of strange.
22:11Dev.
22:13You said my cleaning is strange?
22:15No, I didn't say it was strange.
22:17I just said you clean all the time.
22:19Did you say it was strange?
22:21Then she followed up. She called you a weird little kid.
22:23A weird little kid?
22:25No, I call Cash a weird little kid.
22:27Oh, yeah, I got confused.
22:29Oh, well.
22:31Apparently, there's a lot being said about me and Cash.
22:33Cash is a weird little kid.
22:35I would argue that he's very normal.
22:37Just because you fall through a ceiling one time
22:39wouldn't make you a weird little kid.
22:43I believe it does.
22:45Guys, look at Cash's spit.
22:47Ew!
22:49Wait, that was you.
22:51What is he moving around in?
22:53I keep looking up because I'm scared he's going to fall on me.
22:55He's, like, stomping around up there.
22:57Oh!
22:59Oh, my gosh!
23:01Oh, it's an army!
23:03It's a Reign and Gerald!
23:05Hallelujah!
23:07It's a Reign and Gerald!
23:09Oh, my gosh!
23:11Is that the present?
23:13Oh, my gosh! Is that it?
23:15My stomach hurts.
23:17Okay, that wasn't it.
23:19That's probably it, right?
23:21It has to be.
23:23That's it, I think.
23:25That is a lot of Geralds.
23:27I think that's it.
23:29Does that not scream weird kid to you?
23:31Oh!
23:33It does.
23:35He only has so many
23:37because everyone kept destroying his.
23:39People would, like, take his Geralds
23:41and catch them on fire and
23:43break them and cut them in half and
23:47do things to his Geralds
23:49that people shouldn't do to a person's dinosaur.
23:51There's a lot of cool things up here!
23:53Oh, really? Besides Geralds?
23:55Like what? Christmas decorations?
23:59So just to reiterate,
24:03I had to move all my stuff out of the attic
24:05so he could have space for his Geralds?
24:07What is that noise?
24:13What is he doing?
24:15What is that?
24:17That sounds like an actual
24:19camel giving birth.
24:21I'm not going to lie, I think he has
24:23half of my help calls.
24:25Close call!
24:27Can they hear him?
24:29He almost fell on Alex.
24:31Oh my god!
24:33I think my guy said close call.
24:35I think we're past close call.
24:37Dude, Cash in the Attic is like a whole YouTube channel.
24:39Close call!
24:41That was terrifying.
24:43What happened?
24:45I saw the pier. I saw the pier
24:47and I saw Alex's eyes and Cash
24:49started rumbling upstairs.
24:51He's like, oh my god.
24:53Oh, there's a leg.
24:55You could come down the ladder now.
24:57You were just by the ladder.
24:59One way in, one way out.
25:01You just knocked our lights out.
25:03The lights keep flickering.
25:05Stop messing with the cords, man.
25:07Don't touch the cords. You're going to electrocute yourself.
25:09Stop messing with the cords.
25:13Oh, I'm scared.
25:15Well, you should be.
25:17You already fell through the ceiling.
25:19I made it!
25:21What the heck?
25:23Did you just fall through the ceiling?
25:25What did you...
25:27Uh...
25:29Shrek ears?
25:31You went up there for Shrek ears?
25:33Oh yeah, this was the gift I found. I found it.
25:35Whoa! Hold up.
25:37All this commotion and ruckus
25:39and destruction of our house was over a headband
25:41with Shrek ears on it?
25:43That was the gift?
25:45Also, you realize that's not a gift.
25:47I bought that three months ago for a video.
25:49I found it one month ago.
25:51So, it's new.
25:53Also, it's very, very hot in that attic.
25:55Well, it is an attic.
25:57You're not necessarily supposed to be hanging out up there
25:59and falling through the ceiling.
26:01Sorry for the indecency.
26:03Who wants to fall through the roof?
26:05No, nobody.
26:07You want to go up there?
26:09Sure.
26:11You probably shouldn't.
26:13There's electrical. You'll electrocute yourself.
26:15Who's going to clean all this up?
26:17Probably Kate.
26:21If we're being honest here.
26:23Okay, what'd I miss while I was gone?
26:25I heard Kate and Kenzie yelling at each other.
26:27We weren't yelling at each other.
26:29Kenzie said that Kate...
26:31No, Maverick said that Kenzie said...
26:33Hey, why y'all been mad at...
26:35Kate and Kenzie haven't been mad at each other all day.
26:37No, we have not. We're fine.
26:39It sure seems like it, man.
26:41We have not been. They're trying to start stuff.
26:43We're not trying to start nothing.
26:45That's not what Kate had to tell me earlier today.
26:47What did Kate tell you?
26:49She came into my room complaining about Kenzie.
26:51What about Kenzie?
26:53I didn't say anything. He's lying to you.
26:55Guys.
26:57I just can't believe he just went through the roof.
26:59Me neither.
27:01I have drywall splintions or something.
27:03Splintions?
27:05Yeah, I'm very itchy.
27:07Splintions?
27:09I'm very itchy. Very irritated on my elbows.
27:11What is a splintion?
27:13Can you describe to me what a splintion is?
27:15A splintion?
27:17A splintion, yes.
27:19It hurts really bad on my elbows.
27:21What is a splintion?
27:23Listen, it's very itchy.
27:25I think you're a splintion.
27:27It's tender and itchy. That's what it is.
27:29You look like a splintion.
27:31He's a splintion.
27:33He's a splintion.
27:35It hurts badly and nobody cares.
27:37Why is he looking like a splintion?
27:39Little splintion looking dude.
27:41You spit.
27:43I didn't spit.
27:45Yes, you did.
27:47You sounded like a camel.
27:49You looked like a camel.
27:51You spit like a camel.
27:53That wasn't funny.
27:55Well, I'm glad that
27:57you have now put not one big hole
27:59in our house, but two.
28:01Two big holes.
28:03You know what?
28:05If anything, you made a secret passageway.
28:07That is kind of like a secret room.
28:09Dude, we could do a slide from that hole
28:11to that hole.
28:13That's what I was going to say.
28:15You made a secret passageway from the attic to our secret room.
28:17Can we do an air tube and shoot up?
28:19You know those tubes in fire escapes
28:21that people go down?
28:23If you put one through that hole into that hole.
28:25From Paddington?
28:27You know those fire escape tubes?
28:29You know what you should do, Cash?
28:31I don't think you've ever seen those.
28:33When people are escaping.
28:35I've seen a fire escape ladder.
28:37Like when they're doing construction on a high building
28:39and they put a tube to throw all their debris down?
28:41Yes, that thing.
28:43But they actually make those for cruise ships
28:45that make people go down instead of trash.
28:47You know what you should do?
28:49I have an idea.
28:51I'm jumping down a tube into water.
28:53I have a great idea for Cash.
28:55What's your idea, Kenzie?
28:57Deodorant.
28:59That is a good idea.
29:01But the tube should go from that hole to that hole
29:03and you should make another hole in that room
29:05on top of your bedroom ceiling
29:07so you can go through the slide and land in bed.
29:09That was a pretty good one.
29:11That was a pretty good idea.
29:13That's a great idea.
29:15Let's go make a hole right now.
29:17I was thinking about it.
29:19What if we made a tube and we put orbs up it
29:21inside out?
29:23Orbs?
29:25Oh, colorful memories.
29:27Dude, drywall is just flying everywhere.
29:29The dust.
29:31Is that going to be a core memory for anyone?
29:33I'll tell you what.
29:35That was almost my last memory
29:37because I was terrified.
29:39It was almost our last memory, too.
29:41I heard laughing in the room
29:43while I was nearly dying.
29:45I mean, it was pretty crazy.
29:47What was up with that?
29:49Who was laughing?
29:51Me.
29:53You looked stupid as frick.
29:55For some reason, you're doing the splits.
29:57I don't know what was going on.
29:59You're doing the splits and your arms are all squinchy.
30:01What do you call it?
30:03Squintered?
30:05What is that?
30:07I don't know. It's like a version of a munchkin, I think.
30:09You don't know what splintions is?
30:11It's you.
30:13I think he's saying it wrong.
30:15Splintions.
30:17It's splinters.
30:19Or splintions.
30:21He's thinking of the pain that runners get
30:23in their shins.
30:25But it's in my elbow.
30:27But why are you calling it splintions?
30:29Splintions.
30:31And shin splints are in your leg.
30:33Wait.
30:35What are you calling it?
30:37A shin splint.
30:39Do you know what a shin splint is?
30:41That's what I have.
30:43If someone says splintion or splintion one more time,
30:45I'm done.
30:47All you need to know is that's what I have in my elbows.
30:49Okay, and it hurts badly.
30:51I'm going in to see a psychiatrist after this.
30:53A psychiatrist?
30:55Honey, you're going to need to see a doctor.
30:57Psychiatrists are doctors.
30:59Yeah, see?
31:01Dr. Psychiatrist.
31:03Take Kate with you so she doesn't cry
31:05and accept she's a box.
31:07For 10k, can you tell me what a psychiatrist does?
31:09Maybe I wouldn't cry if your husband
31:11didn't put crap in a box and try to get a reaction out of it.
31:13He's just being funny.
31:15Okay.
31:17Everyone else laughed and you overreacted.
31:19You saw everyone else in the room did not react that way.
31:21Because you guys target me with that stuff.
31:23Because it's funny.
31:25You didn't sneak into Harper's house
31:27and put a possum in their shower.
31:29I hope not.
31:31Well, Ms. Zilmer would not laugh.
31:33But Harper would definitely scream and then laugh.
31:37And then probably proceed to put it in someone else's shower.
31:41I laughed.
31:43You did?
31:45Did you laugh about my headphones that I gave you?
31:47I probably will.
31:49Why are you guys salty at each other?
31:51We're not salty at each other.
31:53You're getting really quiet.
31:55Making odd eye contact.
31:57What?
31:59I'm not being quiet.
32:01Maybe it's because this episode started out all weird
32:03with you guys trying to scare me.
32:05It was not you guys.
32:07She's mad.
32:09I'm mad that Cash had to fall through the ceiling
32:11and make this big mess.
32:13Don't worry about it.
32:15It'll get cleaned up.
32:17We'll call someone to come fix it.
32:19Accidents happen.
32:21Accidents happen in bed and accidents happen out of bed.
32:23I wet the bed sometimes.
32:25Big deal. Everybody knows.
32:27Nobody knew that, Cash.
32:29What?
32:31Weird kid, what did I say?
32:33Cut that part out.
32:35Never mind. I won't say it.
32:37Say it.
32:39It's a joke that probably would have got cut anyways.
32:41Just cut the part where I said the bed wouldn't get wet.
32:43You ripped the carpet.
32:45The thing is, the carpet, it's ripped.
32:47You ripped it.
32:49We had to get new ones anyway.
32:51Stop balking. You're making our carpet rip.
32:53The thing is, every time I mess with a mat like this...
32:55Yeah, stop it.
32:57Cash keeps on talking it over.
32:59You're kicking my chair.
33:01How would you like it if I was like this, huh?
33:03How would you like that?
33:05It's a mat.
33:07It's a mat.
33:09It's a mat, bro.
33:11Stop being mean to her. She's just laughing.
33:13I'm laughing too.
33:15You're making fun of her for laughing at the mat.
33:17Don't laugh at her.
33:19But you're being mean to me now.
33:21I'm not being mean.
33:23You're laughing at Harper, but you're laughing at Kenzie right now.
33:25Oh my gosh.
33:27See how Kate tries to bite my head off every once in a while?
33:29Secretly, over there on the side.
33:31Kenzie's just like...
33:33I don't try to bite your head off, Mav.
33:35When I think you're being rude, I just tell you to stop being rude.
33:37Who's biting whose head off?
33:39Say what you want, man.
33:41What's happening?
33:43The comments will say themselves that Kate always starts the beef with Mav.
33:45What's happening?
33:47Baby girl, what's happening?
33:49Don't talk about it.
33:51Cash, please.
33:53We never fight.
33:55We don't even get into arguments.
33:57People talk in a podcast.
33:59You talk over everyone.
34:01You always tell Harper not to sing along,
34:03but you're like...
34:05Beat back.
34:07He's trying to make it interesting.
34:09He's trying to make it interesting.
34:11It ain't my fault that...
34:13I was dropping that.
34:15What?
34:25What is wrong?
34:27I think we should kick both of them off the podcast.
34:29It's us three now.
34:31Why would you kick us off?
34:33Because y'all acted weird this whole episode,
34:35and actually, to be quite frank,
34:37even the entire day.
34:39You both have been annoying me the entire day.
34:41I think we need to be quite frank.
34:43Who's Frank?
34:45Are you seeing somebody else?
34:47Frank?
34:51Seriously, what?
34:53The eyes I'm getting from both of them right now.
34:55What?
34:57Why are you avoiding the question about Frank?
34:59Yeah, what the...
35:03Are y'all tired?
35:05Very tired.
35:07Tired of what?
35:09Of what?
35:11In general, I'm just always tired.
35:13Of what?
35:15We don't need to hash this out on the podcast.
35:17Wait, there's something to hash out?
35:19We must hash.
35:21Guys, we have like 20 minutes left.
35:23We'll talk about it after.
35:25If you hash it out, I'll give you my chain.
35:27I have drywall in my eye!
35:29That happens.
35:31Seriously, hash.
35:33I can't see you.
35:35All I see is Gerald.
35:37I don't have anything to hash.
35:39What does that mean?
35:41Hash is bad.
35:43Nope.
35:45I think Kinsey does though, and that's why she's being all quiet.
35:47No one wants to hash?
35:49I'm gonna pop my finger, ready?
35:51Yeah, that was cool.
35:53Dude, I got something in my eye.
35:55Is there like mascara everywhere?
35:57No, you look good.
35:59Look at me, I'll be honest.
36:01It's everywhere.
36:03There's nothing there, don't listen.
36:05He was joking.
36:07Well, hopefully he was joking.
36:09He was joking, look at that face.
36:11Oh my gosh, I'm sorry to be like this.
36:13Give it back, give it back.
36:15She said so much.
36:19Give it back, give it back.
36:21Thank you for catching it.
36:25It was really bad.
36:29How did you make that noise?
36:31All right, let's go get it.
36:33What I was gonna say was,
36:35I'm sorry to change the subject,
36:37but in LA this weekend,
36:39there was a bunch of teenagers
36:41messing around with me and Salish,
36:43and one of them came up to me
36:45and she's like, you're so pretty,
36:47and this guy said, that's not what you said five minutes ago.
36:49And then me and Salish
36:51looked at each other and our mouth dropped.
36:53Did they know who you were?
36:55Yeah.
36:57And then I was like,
36:59that's so rude.
37:01And then the girl asked for a photo,
37:03and I was like, of course.
37:05Because I have to be nice.
37:07And you walked away and you were like,
37:09I hope she gets splinchins.
37:11Don't make fun of him, you knew what he was trying to say.
37:13I hope she gets splinchins.
37:15Yeah, don't make fun of me.
37:17And he still calls it splinchins,
37:19I don't know what you mean.
37:21What do you have?
37:23I hope she gets splinchins.
37:25I have splinchins.
37:27I'm only an honest man, okay?
37:29That girl was,
37:31she seemed like a sweet girl, but I was just like, what the?
37:33She was sweet after she called you ugly?
37:35She was like, oh my gosh, you're so pretty.
37:37And then the guy was like, that's not what you said
37:39five minutes ago.
37:41You don't really know, is the guy making that up
37:43or did the girl actually say it?
37:45Exactly, that's what I was thinking.
37:47And then, what's it called?
37:49They kept messing with controversial subjects.
37:55We'll talk about it after.
37:59Nope.
38:01That's enough to get you to know to cut it.
38:03That was funny.
38:05That was funny.
38:07We're going to talk about it after.
38:09I don't even know what she said, honestly.
38:11The nope?
38:13Oh, about, oh.
38:15That was funny.
38:17USA.
38:19USA.
38:21USA.
38:23USA.
38:25Kenzie, what's wrong?
38:27Nothing.
38:29According to Wes, nothing.
38:33I'm sorry, this is a funny episode.
38:35This is a funny episode.
38:37Please stop giving my names.
38:39This episode here is funny.
38:41I don't know about that episode.
38:43Well, hello, I'm included. I'm laughing.
38:47We should put a divider, like a piece of tape.
38:49Why?
38:51Because you guys are having your own episode.
38:53We're not.
38:55We're talking and we're engaged and we told you guys that we're here.
38:57Did you ever download that episode app?
38:59I did.
39:01That was disgusting and I always saw the ads.
39:03You guys need to step off and go talk about whatever you all need to talk about.
39:05No, we're going to talk about it later.
39:07We don't need to leave the episode.
39:09Why would we leave the episode?
39:11I wish I had dimples.
39:13You're right. Talk about it now.
39:15No, we're not going to do that either.
39:17You guys are seriously being annoying.
39:19We will wait until later.
39:21Now is later.
39:23What?
39:25I don't think we'll ever talk about it.
39:27Then don't talk about it.
39:29I feel like I've talked about it a lot.
39:31Nothing ever happens about it.
39:33I'm proud of both of you.
39:35What is it?
39:37If you tell me more directly, I will know.
39:39We can start with the hole that your husband put in the ceiling.
39:41It is what it is.
39:43I guess it's going to get fixed.
39:45But then the 20,000 Gerald's that came flying out of there.
39:49When I moved all of my stuff out of the attic.
39:51So that way, I guess Cash could put his
39:53Gerald's up there.
39:55I've been complaining about Kenzie's stuff in the attic.
39:57And then putting a bunch of Gerald's up there.
39:59It's kind of crazy.
40:01I'm sorry. I was dehumanizing him.
40:03Also, where did they go?
40:05Cash, we have to...
40:07Seriously, I threw like 15 down there.
40:09As soon as they landed, they took off.
40:11They always do that.
40:13You have to go round them up later.
40:15That's all right.
40:17I was talking to Maverick earlier this morning
40:19about the jet skis downstairs.
40:21And I was like, why don't they just go get
40:23a storage unit?
40:25And Maverick was like, oh, they don't want to go pay for a storage unit
40:27when they have the garage.
40:29And I was like, well, it seems as though I pay for a storage unit.
40:31And I also have a garage.
40:33But we don't get to use it.
40:35That's kind of crazy.
40:37Is there a shortage of storage around here?
40:39Well, because you took the attic and the garage.
40:41Yes, there is.
40:43And you got the bigger room. And you got a closet.
40:45And a towel closet.
40:47You guys know.
40:49That's just how it worked out.
40:51We got married first.
40:53We were the first married couple here.
40:55We were married for two years.
40:57That's just how it worked out.
40:59And we all know that we're going to live separately soon.
41:01So it doesn't matter.
41:03We're all type for space.
41:05We don't have room in our garage.
41:07We don't have room in our attic.
41:09We don't have any room.
41:11Are you and Cash going to live here?
41:13What are you laughing about?
41:15It's so funny.
41:17Why?
41:19Because you're not type for space at all.
41:23You have so much space.
41:25It's crazy.
41:29Oh my gosh.
41:31You have the whole kitchen.
41:33And everything.
41:35We share all of those spaces.
41:37It's a shared living space.
41:39We have our bedrooms.
41:41You've got more room in the bridge.
41:43I was self-reflecting.
41:45What's that word?
41:47Self-deflecting.
41:49It's still not the word.
41:51Self-reflecting?
41:53No, not self-deflecting.
41:55Whatever.
41:57Kinsey has a lot of things in the fridge.
41:59I actually don't.
42:01Keep going back to the fight.
42:03I like it.
42:05We're going to cut all this anyway.
42:07This is ridiculous that we're having this conversation.
42:09No, we're not having it on the podcast.
42:11I don't want to air out the family drama on the pod.
42:13I'm not the one airing it out.
42:15You are.
42:17No, we're not airing it out.
42:19We're having a conversation that just happens to be happening right now.
42:21Okay.
42:23I ain't part of this family, so I want to know.
42:25You can know.
42:27Why don't you give your input?
42:29Mine?
42:31No, I was kidding.
42:33If you have some, let's hear it.
42:35Since Kinsey moved here last,
42:37I personally think
42:39that they should have
42:41equal amount of space.
42:43I would say we do.
42:45What is so funny to you?
42:47It just gets funnier and funnier.
42:49What is so funny, Kinsey?
42:51Why are you laughing this hard at that?
42:53Do you not agree?
42:55You have the entire guest closet as well.
42:57Technically, there is a third guest closet
42:59if you would like to use it.
43:01And all three of the closets you have
43:03would equal the closet that Kash and I have.
43:05Yeah, but you don't have to walk
43:07out of your room to get your clothes.
43:09I mean, I'm sorry
43:11that you're living such a rough life.
43:13And we have a little cat walkway.
43:15So I have to
43:17fully be clothed before I walk to my closet.
43:19I'm sorry you just live such a rough life
43:21and you have to walk to the other closet
43:23in your huge house
43:25that we all share.
43:27I have a couple of clothes in there.
43:29I don't know
43:31what to tell you. We're trying to figure something out.
43:33We're looking for land to put other houses
43:35up on so we don't all have to live together.
43:37I don't know if your husband is actually trying to figure something out.
43:39He looks all day, every day.
43:41What are you talking about?
43:43If you go look at his most used app,
43:45it's gonna be Zillow because he's just
43:47staring at his phone all day looking for land.
43:49What about
43:51Ashley Home Mart?
43:53I feel like it's just not accurate.
43:55What do you mean it's not accurate?
43:57What do you mean?
43:59I mean, Kash, do you actually want to move?
44:01Yes, you do, Kash.
44:03Do you see the settle?
44:05He does want to.
44:07I don't want to move to freaking Europe.
44:09I want to move locally.
44:11Yeah, and that's what we're looking for.
44:13We don't have the luxury of moving away
44:15three hours to a small town
44:17and just doing stuff there. We have to be in a big city
44:19and I think we all know that trying to find
44:21land in a big city is expensive
44:23and difficult and trust me,
44:25Kenzie, he has been looking at land
44:27since before you and Maverick started dating.
44:29He's been looking for a long time.
44:31It's all the time.
44:33It seems to be a problem then, doesn't it?
44:35If it's been over a year?
44:37The problem is nothing comes up.
44:39Nothing comes up. The land that comes up
44:41five acres is a million dollars
44:43and you know that that's not reasonable.
44:45We can't just drop a million on five acres.
44:47There's literal
44:49stretch marks on my ankle.
44:51What happened?
44:53That's not stretch marks, sweetheart.
44:55No, that's not cankles.
44:57No, it's shinlets, actually.
44:59I've seen that before.
45:01Shinlets? Really?
45:03I haven't heard about those, but
45:05I thought it was...
45:07Oh my gosh, are y'all still arguing?
45:09No. Unless there's anything else
45:11you need to say.
45:13Splintions. Sorry.
45:19When y'all are ready,
45:21we can start again.
45:23Who's going to clean up all this mess, too?
45:25What do you mean who's going to clean it up, dude?
45:27You know who's going to clean it up.
45:29You know that the second we stand up,
45:31I'm going to start throwing the drywall away.
45:33I'm going to start vacuuming it all up.
45:35You know that's going to happen.
45:37Oh, you think you're going to clean it up all by yourself?
45:39I think that I'm going to probably
45:41initiate the cleaning and then,
45:43if other people see me cleaning, they will help.
45:45How is that still...
45:47I don't understand
45:49what you're talking about.
45:51Kate thinks she does all
45:53the cleaning. I don't think.
45:55I know. Remember a couple
45:57episodes ago when...
45:59I wouldn't say nothing.
46:01I don't think. I know.
46:03I just remember a couple episodes ago when I said that
46:05Kate does think that she's better than everybody else.
46:07I don't think I'm better than everyone else.
46:09I don't know why you said that. I thought that was the most ridiculous thing ever.
46:11Wait, you said that?
46:13So no matter who makes a mess, you're going to clean it up.
46:15I feel like that's typically how it goes.
46:17Yes. Earlier today, they spilled
46:19a Diet Coke all over the
46:21carpet over there and there's a huge brown spot.
46:23Diet Coke? Yes.
46:25So if I spill this, you're going to clean it up.
46:27Why would you do that?
46:29Just spill it all over.
46:31What? What in the world
46:33possesses somebody to do that?
46:35What possesses somebody to do that?
46:37What possesses somebody to do that,
46:39Kenzie? Please tell me.
46:41Because your husband does it all the time.
46:43No, he doesn't. Somebody accidentally knocked over
46:45a drink earlier and I cleaned it up.
46:47No, I'm not cleaning that up. I've never seen Kenzie do that.
46:49That's ridiculous.
46:51Why would
46:53anybody do that?
46:55To prove that I'm going to clean it up later
46:57and you don't clean everything up.
46:59You should clean it up.
47:01Actually, I shouldn't.
47:03What do you mean you shouldn't?
47:05What?
47:07Because you clean up most of the house
47:09so therefore you should
47:11clean this up.
47:13Oh my...
47:15Are you going to say anything?
47:17You occupy most of the space in the house.
47:19Kenzie,
47:21that is
47:23lunatic activity.
47:25To spill something all over the carpet
47:27and say, but you're going to clean it up, right?
47:29What?
47:31Okay, I won't spill it on the carpet.
47:33What?
47:35I'll spill it on you.
47:37Wow.
47:39Now you have to clean it up.
47:41It's all over my phone.
47:43It's all over me.
47:45You spilt my drink.
47:47She really tried to cool it down.
47:51What is wrong with you, Kenzie?
47:53Why would you hit me like that?
47:55Clean it up too.
47:57Now you spilt it.
47:59You're the cleaner, Kate.
48:01Can you at least initiate?
48:03She just slapped me.
48:05Are you okay?
48:07You're a tough girl.
48:09It hit me in my earlobe, Cash.
48:11I just can't believe that happened.
48:13Are you okay?
48:15Apparently, my earring just went in the back of my head.
48:17Oh my gosh.
48:19I think that y'all were
48:21being a little too fighty.
48:23I mean, like, shinsplit-y.
48:25I mean, were the cameras at least on?
48:27Yes, the cameras have been on the whole time.
48:29I've been telling you guys we're not cutting.
48:31Yeah, there's no way.
48:33Y'all really made a mess.
48:35I think we should live stream this.
48:37Oh my gosh.
48:39I don't know what to say.
48:41You should probably get your wife.
48:43She broke up because she owns that.
48:45Oh, this is gonna go for a while.
48:47We're gonna clean up.
48:49I think for everyone's sanity,
48:51me and you should clean this up.
48:53Alright, well, I'm done here.
48:55We'll start the episode later.
48:57It's like 10 o'clock, though.
48:59It's my bedtime.
49:01Hey, wait, is there any water still in there?
49:03I'm thirsty.
49:07Oh, thank you.
49:09It's pretty empty.
49:11Can you refill it?
49:13Can you refill it?
49:17Oh, man.
49:19What are you laughing at?
49:21I just can't believe.
49:23Why did you clean that up?
49:25I can't believe I have stretch marks on my ankles.
49:27There's splintions in his freaking elbows.
49:29Like, I don't know what to do.
49:31Seriously, what?
49:33What happened?
49:35I don't know.
49:37Keep my wife's name out of your mouth.
49:39I don't even know
49:41whose fault all that was.
49:43Because they were both being very irrational.
49:45I mean, they were just both being crazy.
49:47I'll call them crazy.
49:49Where are they?
49:51Why is that still on the wall?
49:53I don't know, but I really don't feel bad.
49:55That was a cat fight at the peak.
49:57I don't think we'll ever see another fight like that again.
49:59But that was the first time.
50:01I've never seen Kate hit somebody.
50:03I've never seen Kate and Kenzie fight.
50:05You haven't been around long enough, man.
50:07I'm not kidding.
50:09I've never seen Kate and Kenzie fight.
50:11Oh, y'all are best friends again.
50:27Y'all fake that?
50:29Kate stepped on my toe.
50:31Y'all think y'all pranked us?
50:33Wait, hold on.
50:35Let me say this.
50:37You think you pranked us?
50:39Yes, we did prank you.
50:41You guys thought we were mad at each other?
50:43All episode, all day.
50:45Kenzie and I brought it this whole day.
50:47Kash and Matt were always like,
50:49you don't need to work this out.
50:51You don't need to talk to each other about it.
50:53And we talked it out.
50:55No, you guys, I don't think you understand a prank.
50:57We got y'all.
50:59We planned all day.
51:01I don't think you understand what a prank is.
51:03Now, you got slapped.
51:05That was a little uncalled for.
51:07That was crazy.
51:09You have water dumped all over you.
51:11And you have a big mess to clean up.
51:13You guys didn't prank anyone but yourselves.
51:15I'm not sure who got pranked but you.
51:17You slapped yourselves, poured water on yourselves,
51:19and made a ginormous mess.
51:21I got pranked.
51:23You believed it?
51:25No, I didn't believe it because I'm smart.
51:27I didn't believe it neither.
51:29Wait, you didn't believe it?
51:31It wouldn't just hit me for no reason.
51:33What?
51:35When I hit her.
51:37We thought all y'all's feelings were true.
51:39I thought y'all were mad.
51:41I don't know.
51:43You guys are just repeating the stuff you say behind each other's back.
51:45Yeah, it was all true.
51:47No.
51:49No, Kenzie and I got you guys.
51:51Yeah, you got us good, man.
51:53You got us so good.
51:55Y'all clean this up now.
51:57What do you mean?
51:59Y'all are cleaning it up.
52:01Except Harper, you can go to sleep.
52:03I remember the conversation.
52:05You guys clean everything.
52:07You're picking up the diet coke.
52:09It's all part of the prank.
52:11We don't clean all of it.
52:13Come back here.
52:15No.
52:17Dude, we got this.
52:19We really did.
52:21You know who we got worse?
52:23Who?
52:25Alex because he's gonna have to clean all this up.
52:27Okay, it's time for bed.
52:29It's 10 o'clock. I'm pretty tired.