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00:00In a time of civil and political unrest, one man works tirelessly to defend the American dream.
00:08Fake news. Fake news. Fake weather.
00:12This February, meet our cartoon president.
00:16And then Ohio came in and I was like, wow!
00:18And then they called Wisconsin and I was...
00:20And Hillary called me to concede and it was official. I had won the presidency.
00:26Do you want to hear it again?
00:27Watch him grapple with difficult decisions.
00:30Wartime, baby! Give me that nuclear football!
00:35Feel the romance.
00:39Why are you looking at me? There's a TV in the room.
00:42Meet the president's most trusted advisors.
00:44Remember when everyone said you were the dumbest person in the world?
00:48Then we showed up on TV and they were like, we spoke too soon?
00:52We could be your new spokesmen!
00:54His closest allies.
00:56Woo woo woo woo!
01:02They're all looking at me like I'm crazy. I didn't start the woos, did I?
01:07His most formidable foes.
01:10Just know you can't soften me up with a bunch of New York talk.
01:13Of course not, Mr. President. We're not going to talk about New York.
01:17What about it?
01:18Empire State Building.
01:19Hudson River.
01:20Pizza!
01:21Train track!
01:22Central Park!
01:24Five!
01:25And Ted Cruz.
01:29Ted Cruz!
01:30Don't miss the highest rated show of all time.
01:34I love you, Dad!
01:35I love me too!
01:39From executive producer Stephen Colbert, our cartoon president.
01:43With a show that funny, who needs affordable health care?
01:46Not me.
01:47I'm just glad Showtime's getting out of the smut business.
01:55I love you, Dad!
01:56I love you too!