“Not Sushant’s, Rhea broke Arnab’s heart.” Comedian Munawar Faruqui Comedy lets it rip on the obsessive media coverage after SSR’s death.
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00:00So, don't you think that Rhea didn't break Sushant's heart, she broke Arnab's heart?
00:09No, no, you must be thinking that how am I narrating this story without proof?
00:13I am not Republic TV.
00:17No one does drugs in Bollywood, okay?
00:20They force people to do it.
00:25I just remembered, there is a journalist.
00:33You guys will be like, Arnab is not a journalist.
00:39So, don't you think that Rhea didn't break Sushant's heart, she broke Arnab's heart?
00:48A team from Republic TV is standing outside Rhea's house.
00:53They are looking at Rhea in the camera.
00:55Rhea is watching Republic TV on TV.
00:59Republic TV is looking at Rhea.
01:07Rhea.
01:11Republic TV.
01:14Isn't this an inception of love?
01:17No, no, you must be thinking that how am I narrating this story without proof?
01:21I am not Republic TV.
01:28I am not saying anything without proof.
01:30So, all this is true news on channels.
01:33I only narrate fake news.
01:35Do you know what fake news is?
01:36That BJP is favoring Sushant to win the Bihar elections.
01:39It's just fake news.
01:45And in Bollywood, everyone is doing drugs.
01:52In Bollywood, no one does drugs.
01:55They force people to do drugs.
01:57Like this, son.
02:03Open your mouth, son.
02:05Look, he is regretting a lot.
02:09Breathe in.
02:12Breathe out.
02:14Ranveer, behave yourself.
02:20He is a kid.
02:21He is a kid.
02:22Forcing people to do drugs.
02:24And Kangana.
02:25Oh, f**k.
02:29What should I say?
02:30I always have this f**king problem.
02:33And on top of that, one more thing has come into my life.
02:36When there was an outrage against me, everyone used to say, send him to Pakistan.
02:41Everyone used to say, send him to Pakistan.
02:43After the lockdown, I went to Junagadh.
02:45So Imran Khan put it on the map that Junagadh is in Pakistan.
02:52I came to Mumbai, Kangana said Mumbai is in Pakistan.
02:54F**k, what kind of conference is this?
03:02What kind of IT cell is keeping an eye on me?
03:04He said, he is not going to Pakistan.
03:05Listen, wherever he goes, he makes it Pakistan.
03:13F**k.