Watch the official “Sold to the Sucker” clip from the CBS hit comedy Poppa’s House Season 1 Episode 15, created by Kevin Hench and Damon Wayans.
Poppa's House Cast:
Damon Wayans, Damon Wayans Jr., Essence Atkins and Tetona Jackson
Watch Poppa's House Season 1 now on CBS and stream on Paramount+!
Poppa's House Cast:
Damon Wayans, Damon Wayans Jr., Essence Atkins and Tetona Jackson
Watch Poppa's House Season 1 now on CBS and stream on Paramount+!
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00:00Daddy, you should've came with me to the flea market, man.
00:03I told you, flea markets are a big racket.
00:05You pay people to haul away their junk,
00:07and then you gotta wait for another flea market
00:09to sell it back to some other sucker.
00:11Call me your brother from another sucker,
00:13because I went to town on this flea market, baby!
00:16Whoo!
00:17See, I'm gonna sell these treasures
00:18that I got for next to nothing
00:20and use that money to make my film.
00:22I like the hustle.
00:24Now let me see the treasures.
00:25All right, sit down.
00:26I am sitting.
00:27Deeper.
00:28Now, deeper.
00:29Drive that ass into the crack.
00:30All right, bring it.
00:31Come on, bring it.
00:32All right, check this out.
00:34Bam!
00:34Classic Js.
00:36Wow, you mean classic Gs.
00:38What?
00:39Who the hell is Miguel Gordon?
00:42Uh-huh.
00:43I didn't even notice that.
00:45All right, forget those.
00:46I guess we got one.
00:48Oh, hoo-hoo!
00:50Look at the mouth on that trout.
00:53Mm.
00:55Wow.
00:56And you'd wonder why somebody would
00:57want to get rid of this thing.
00:59Oh, I said the same thing.
01:02Remind me of your mama.
01:06I could get at least $50 for that,
01:07which is a $5 profit for me.
01:09How are you going to make a movie $5 at a time?
01:12Slowly.
01:15Hey, hey, hey.
01:15Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:18This is Billie Holiday.
01:20Do you know who this is?
01:21Do I know who Billie Holiday is?
01:24That's exactly right.
01:26The question is, do you know who Billie Holiday is?
01:31Yeah, yeah, I do.
01:32This is special.
01:33You should give it to your dad.
01:34I'm sorry, did you say give?
01:35Yeah.
01:35I think I heard you say give.
01:36I said give.
01:37Yoink!
01:38Sorry, buddy.
01:38Not giving that to anybody.
01:40However, you can buy it from me.
01:42OK, I'll buy it from you.
01:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:44Let me put on my businessman hat first, which I also
01:48got at the flea market.
01:49Now, let us enter into this here negotiation.
01:56OK, Yosemite Sam, how much did you pay for it?
01:59Well, Baldy Bean, it's not about how much I pay for it.
02:02It's about how much you are willing to pay for it.
02:05You see, I'm a businessman.
02:08I got to make a profit, Q-Ball.
02:10You know what I'm saying?
02:11I got to earn what they call sweat.
02:14You know what I'm saying?
02:15You know what I'm saying?
02:16I got to earn what they call sweat equity.
02:19That's business talk.
02:20You don't know nothing about that.
02:22OK, I'll tell you what, little Nas X.
02:27I'll give you $20 to get you back to that old town road.
02:32Now, hold on, raisinet.
02:35If you don't give me $20, it's got
02:37to be worth at least $40.
02:38OK, Juan Valdez, I'll give you $40.
02:41If you don't give me $40, it's got
02:43to be worth at least $80.
02:46I say you drive a hard bargain there, Mr. Foghorn Acorn.
02:50I'm willing to give you $100 for it, partner.
02:54$100?
02:55Mm-hmm.
02:55Woo!
02:57$100 sold to the sucker in the cardigan.
02:59Oh, my oh my, today is a good day.
03:05I just made 10x on my money right now.
03:07That's because you're a good businessman.
03:08Why, thank you, Planet's Peanut.
03:10Thank you very much.
03:13Now, gentlemen, shake on it.
03:19I'm not going to shake your spitty hand, boy.
03:22Bird flu gone.
03:26All right, but deal's a deal, OK?
03:28All sales are final.
03:29No buyer's remorse, OK?
03:31Because there's a new shark in this shark tank,
03:33and his name is Doc Cuban.