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Blitz hires some interns and things sure do happen.
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00:00You seem in good spirits today.
00:21Oh, yes.
00:23Stolas has had his heart shut on by that little imp cretin he was seeing.
00:29Oh?
00:30Yes, I believe he finally learned that that filthy little beast was only using him to
00:34gain access to his grimoire.
00:38Fucking grimoire!
00:40Gain access to his what?
00:42That fancy book thing.
00:44No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.
00:46Stolas was letting an imp use his Goetia-given grimoire, and you didn't tell me?
00:51Why do you care?
00:53Because we have been trying to figure out a means to usurp your horny ex-husband's power,
00:57and during this whole time, you knew about the incredibly illegal thing he was doing,
01:02and you didn't think it might be a good idea to let me know?
01:06Well, don't yell at me!
01:11Now you fucking know!
01:14You are so lucky you are hot, Stella.
01:20So, the four of you are, remind me again?
01:25We're interns, sir.
01:26We're looking for cool businesses to work for.
01:28Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know what interns are, I'm not an idiot, okay, but I can't really
01:30afford new employees at the moment.
01:32Oh, interns work for experience, sir.
01:35Come again?
01:36Experience.
01:37Oh, you mean for free.
01:38Experience?
01:39Oh, I can't argue with free, kiddo, you're hired.
01:42Sir, you need to see this.
01:44Come out!
01:45We've got you surrounded!
01:50Employees of the illegal business, I.M.P.,
01:55you are hereby arrested for breaking demon law.
01:59Surrender yourselves.
02:01You guys are in deep shit!
02:03Blitz, what are we gonna do?
02:05You can't escape!
02:07Quick, hide everything!
02:21Come out with your hands up!
02:23We are going to beat you!
02:25What?
02:26But only a little!
02:28Fuck!
02:30There's nowhere to run, you little red shit!
02:35Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
02:37We are going to beat you!
02:40But only a little!
02:42Maybe a lot!
02:45Come out!
02:47I'm trying, I'm fucking trying!
02:53Yeah!
02:58The shredder is jammed!
03:00Then figure it out, Monty!
03:02Come out with your hands up!
03:18Come on, guys!
03:20Blitz, they will see us!
03:22Well, we can either run or we can face the music!
03:44Is this part of the job?
03:47Get in the van! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
03:50Come on, come on!
03:52Where are we going?
03:54Anywhere but here!
03:56Get ready for a life on the run, gang!
04:09I fucking hate you so much, Blitz!
04:12Freeze, criminals!
04:20Come on, guys!
04:22This is all just one big misunderstanding!
04:24Is this about the orphans?
04:26Because they were already sick to begin with!
04:28Silence!
04:31We are here to sentence the criminal imp, Blitzo!
04:36Actually, sir, the O is...
04:41There! You nailed it! Great job!
04:43You and your crew are on trial
04:46for stealing a powerful goetic heirloom
04:48for undocumented personal use in the mortal realm.
04:52How do you plead?
04:54Oh, this is about the book?
04:56I didn't steal that thing! I mean, I tried, right?
04:59But since when is attempting a crime illegal, am I right?
05:01Always!
05:03Point is, it was given to me, okay?
05:05I was allowed to use it.
05:07Lies! Your Honor!
05:09Speaking on behalf of my aggressively attractive sister,
05:14I must testify that this brutish imp
05:17was forcing himself on her husband, Stolas,
05:20who, unlike a responsible and handsome goetic demon
05:24such as myself, was too weak and ashamed
05:28to come forward about it, the poor thing.
05:31What? Hey, I didn't force shit!
05:34This vile, hideous imp has put his kind to shame,
05:39committing such horrid acts to gain the upper hand!
05:43That isn't what happened!
05:45Um, same thing, sorry.
05:47What do we say about negative energies in our mind temple?
05:51You'll remember to take deep breaths.
05:55Right, yeah. Continue.
05:59I'd like to add, Your Honor,
06:01that in addition to his unspeakable acts
06:03with our dear, beloved Stolas...
06:06Wait, wait, wait, wait. Where is Stolas, anyway?
06:08Can't he speak on this himself?
06:11He has not been informed of this trial.
06:14Why not? If this involves him, then he should be here, no?
06:18Puedo creer. We need to summon him at once.
06:21Okay, Versago, shut the fuck up.
06:25No me voy a callar, pendejo arrogante!
06:28Stolas and I didn't want to put him through the trauma
06:31of facing his aggressor, who, might I also add,
06:35dramatic pause,
06:37wanted to have him assassinated!
06:45Puta madre.
06:50That wasn't him!
06:52We don't know who wanted Stolas dead, but it wasn't Blitz!
06:55Oh? Well, perhaps we should ask
07:00the hitman himself,
07:02who has agreed to give us his testimony
07:04in exchange for immunity.
07:07It was him, all right.
07:09Paid me to kill the precious Goetia
07:11to cover up what he was doing with the, uh...
07:17Lime?
07:19Yeah, that.
07:21What? Look, I am an assassin, okay?
07:24If I wanted to kill Stolas, I would have done it my fucking self!
07:31We're gonna fucking die.
07:34Hang on, that's not what I meant, okay?
07:37I'm just saying I could have totally fucking killed Stolas myself,
07:40but I would never do that!
07:43What a disappointment.
07:45This is bullshit, guys.
07:47I've met this little imp dude before.
07:49He's a real wild card, but he's a lot of fun,
07:51and I think we should hear him out.
07:53It's probably not a big deal.
07:55Yeah, I'm sure he has a good reason for all this.
07:58Oh, shut up, you two.
08:00We all know you enjoy slumming it
08:02with the lower-class plebs,
08:04unlike the rest of us.
08:06What, Libby?
08:08Oh, you wanna fucking go, ma'am?
08:10You're just pissy, and nobody wants to fuck
08:12with a flaming pile of clown shit.
08:14Also, suck a dick!
08:16Why don't you buzz on back to your butt, bitch?
08:20Why don't you keep fucking yourself, you big asshole?
08:24Why don't we take a vote?
08:26Who wants to listen to hours of testimony?
08:31Who wants to kill this imp bastard and get home for lunch?
08:34Oh, fuck all y'all.
08:37Ha! Suck it, you bloody...
08:43You should have remained in your place, imp.
08:47You see, this is what happens
08:49when lesser demons try to step out of line.
08:53For the treacherous crime of stealing a Goetia's grimoire
08:56for illegal use,
08:58bringing harm to a Goetic Prince
09:00and accessing the mortal coil
09:03without clearance or procedure,
09:05you, Blitzo, and your crew
09:07are hereby sentenced to death.
09:12Hey, Libby.
09:14After we celebrate this imp's death,
09:16let's go out, huh?
09:18Out on the town. What do you reckon?
09:20And due to your bold actions
09:22against the laws of hell,
09:24your execution will be broadcasted
09:26across the Seven Rings
09:28to remind all of impkind
09:30that power must never be challenged again.
09:44No! God damn your highness!
09:46It was me. It was all me, okay?
09:49You can't expect to teach anyone a lesson
09:51by killing all of us.
09:53You dare try to tell me how to punish...
09:55Uh, Satan?
09:57You know what? Today is an amethyst
10:00kind of ruby. You know, try some meditation.
10:02Realign your chakras.
10:04Look, all that hell is gonna see
10:06is you executing imps
10:08who are just trying to do their job.
10:10I'm the rogue here.
10:12Not them.
10:14Blitz, what are you doing?
10:16Fine. I suppose I created impkind
10:18to be obedient. I see no reason
10:20to punish the dutiful. Just ax the mouth, everyone.
10:22Oh, shit. I did not see that coming.
10:24Look, I'm sorry, Mox.
10:26I did everything I could.
10:29Fuck me.
10:36Oh, my lucifer!
10:38What are they doing?
10:42Do you have any final words?
10:44We'll pretend to care.
10:46All I was trying to do was
10:48rise above the stupid fucking place
10:50you all forced us into!
10:52Your highness, please!
10:54Blitz, just...
10:56Moxie, stop.
10:58I won't let you.
11:00This big red bitch never planned on hearing us out.
11:02Just...
11:04Just take care of Luna for me.
11:06No!
11:08I can't look, millie.
11:28No!
11:34I love you guys.
11:40Oh, my holy heck.
11:50Get your ass out of my face!
11:52What in lucifer's hell is this?
11:54I'm about to explain everything
11:56in the only way I know how.
11:58Song!
12:00Yes!
12:02Yes!
12:04Scandalo, baby!
12:10I came down just as soon
12:12As I heard of the imp
12:14Stood accused of a devilish crime
12:16Could it be
12:18That a worm
12:20Such as this half a brain
12:22Could concoct such a plot
12:24So sublime
12:26Does this fool deserve
12:28The flame
12:30Or is someone else
12:32To blame
12:34Like who, you ask?
12:36Some kind of mastermind
12:38A mind behind
12:40The plan
12:42Some villain's grand design
12:44To use the book
12:46To breach the world of man
12:48Could he be
12:50Roaming free, scheming
12:52Or mastermind-ery
12:54Will he rest?
12:56Who knows what he may
12:58Unleash
13:00Next, do you execute
13:02This little wretch?
13:04Pat yourself on the back
13:06Glaze the case
13:08Let this imp take the blame
13:10Take the fame, let his name
13:12Light a fire in the hearts
13:14Of his race
13:16Why, it's more than I
13:18Can bear
13:20Must make all of hell
13:22Aware
13:24Fuck it!
13:26I am the mastermind
13:28The hand that holds
13:30The strings
13:32No simple imp of mine
13:34Could master
13:36The disaster
13:38Oh, it stings
13:40That you thought you had caught
13:42The schemer of the schemes
13:44I wrought, I confess
13:46It was me
13:48I have no regrets
13:52I have regrets
13:54Why am I throwing my
13:56Freedom away
13:58For this idiot?
14:00What have you done?
14:02I would rather be dead
14:04I can live life without you
14:06By my side
14:10So if it keeps you up
14:12What are you doing? I don't deserve this
14:14I am the mastermind
14:16The master of my fate
14:20Sure as the stars have shined
14:22I'll give my life
14:24To clean your slate
14:26You're my light, you're my heart
14:28Only death can rend
14:30The love apart
14:38Well, isn't that adorable?
14:40We have been betrayed by one of our own
14:42A goetic demon
14:44Your hubris
14:46Has gotten the better of you
14:48Prince Stolas
14:50I am
14:52The mastermind
14:54And here
14:56I am the law
14:58I've ruled
15:00The endless dark
15:02Since long before
15:04The golden angels
15:06Fall
15:08So you see
15:10Next to me
15:12Your master plans
15:14All look so small
15:16Little mice
15:18When you break
15:20My rules
15:22You pay
15:24The price
15:36Release the pawn
15:38Stolas of the
15:40Ars Goetia
15:42You are disgraced
15:44No, Stolas, you can't
15:46You can't do this, Stolas, please
15:48Get the fuck off me
15:50Stolas
15:52Stolas
15:54Use your powers
15:56Do something, Stolas
15:58Let me back in
16:00Wow, this is a sturdy door
16:04Ow, my supple wrist
16:06Sir, sir
16:08Dad
16:10You're here
16:12Don't you ever do that to me again, you fucking idiot
16:36Uh
16:42What are you doing?
16:44Um, I mean
16:46Aren't you going to, you know
16:48Execute me?
16:50Oh, no, of course not
16:52You are a Goetia
16:54But I committed a heinous crime
16:56Yeah, you did
16:58But you are a demon royalist
17:00So your life has actual worth
17:02So
17:04Um, can I
17:06Can I go then?
17:08What? You can't
17:10Go
17:12No
17:14No, no, you still
17:16Definitely fucked up, we just need to figure out
17:18A fitting punishment for you
17:20Might I suggest something, your majesty
17:22I think you should banish this shameful
17:24Excuse for a prince and allow someone
17:26Else to take over his legions
17:28Considering the heir isn't yet
17:30Of age, I'd be happy
17:32To volunteer
17:34After all, I'm basically everything he is
17:36But
17:38Not a deviant piece of shit
17:40Yeah, that works
17:44I hereby strip you of your status
17:46Your power and your title
17:48Yes
17:50Yes
17:52Yes
17:54For the next hundred years
17:58Oh, mother fuck, seriously
18:00You will have to live amongst
18:02The citizens of hell and revel
18:04In your failings
18:06But, what about my daughter?
18:08She'll be safe and sound
18:10With her mother, the wholesome
18:12Parent
18:14I guess that settles it
18:16Time for lunch
18:18Yeah, it's fucking lunch time
18:24Bye-bye, Sturlus
18:26Enjoy horny jail
18:28You
18:30You opened this door
18:32Right
18:36Sturlus?
18:38What happened in there?
18:40I have been banished
18:42You suck, Sturlus
18:44Hey, fuck off, fucko
18:46No, it's fine, Blitz
18:48I'm okay
18:50You need a ride home
18:52I have no home now
18:54Everything I have is gone
18:56Look, come with me, all right?
18:58Let's get you out of here
19:00You'll need a place to stay
19:02Yeah, let's not do that again
19:12Ah, thank you, everyone
19:14Thank you, gracias
19:16Okay, the throwing, not necessary
19:18Okay, thank you
19:26Hey, um
19:28I'm so glad you're okay
19:30I love you, dad
19:36Here we go
19:38Here we go
19:40Here you are
19:42It's a nice aqua
19:50Oh, try not to inhale
19:52The water
19:54Yeah, try not inhaling the water
20:10Thank you, Blitz
20:12Thank you, Sturlus
20:14For saving my life
20:16Always
20:18Hey, Sturlus, I...
20:48Oh
21:18Oh
21:48Oh

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