Comedian Louis CK talks about wanting to f@#k Ewan
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00:00It's stupid.
00:06The only...
00:07Actually, the one guy I would blow, based on who he is, is Ewan McGregor.
00:14There is this one guy out there.
00:16I gotta say that I have no gay inclinations except for I met this fucking dude in person.
00:22I was working on some award show and there he's standing right there and I was like,
00:26fuck.
00:27Like I was just blown away.
00:28I was like, Jesus Christ, he's fucking beautiful.
00:32And he looked at me and he was like, hello.
00:33And I was like, I fucking shivered.
00:35Like I started shivering.
00:36Like, fuck.
00:37Fucking gorgeous.
00:38And like a week later, I was like staring off into space somewhere and I realized, fuck,
00:45I was just daydreaming about Ewan McGregor.
00:52Like seriously, I'm not gay in any other way except for I want to fuck that guy right in
00:55the face.
00:56I want to fuck his face.
00:57I want to fuck the shit out of his face.
01:00I want him to fuck me.
01:01I do.
01:02I want him to fuck me.
01:15I don't really have a shot with him, I think, because...