A wannabe private investigator wins the Green Card lottery and moves to America to pursue his dream only to find himself | dG1fTGdGalZ5VWlqYkU
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00:30Although we have no idea who he is,
00:32because all of these people look alike,
00:34unconfirmed sources have confirmed
00:36he may be intending on sneaking into America
00:38to perform acts of jihad.
00:40This is your captain speaking.
00:41We're entering American airspace.
00:45I know I found him!
00:46Airbus, a free!
00:47Okay, Mr. Jamshid.
00:49Jamshid.
00:52Jamshit.
00:53Jamshid.
00:54Shit.
00:57Just call me Jimmy.
00:58What's your occupation?
00:59We are not here to occupy you.
01:00We only come in peace.
01:02Welcome to America.
01:05He's not a radical at all.
01:06Our drones captured these photos of him.
01:08He's a low-level traffic cop.
01:09He has a real penchant for cotton candy.
01:11After he left Iran, he moved here to Los Angeles.
01:14He didn't come to this country to be a security guard.
01:16He came to this country to be an American hero.
01:19I think we've got our guy.
01:22Jimmy.
01:23Jimmy Westwood.
01:24Like Clint Eastwood, but Westwood.
01:27The reason I want to hire you, Jim,
01:29though, is because I think that my wife
01:31is having an affair with an A-Rab.
01:33What better way to catch an A-Rab
01:34than with another A-Rab?
01:35Very good point.
01:36But, sir, I'm actually from Iran.
01:44You know how some people turn out
01:45to be as dumb as they look?
01:49I'm gonna go deep undercover.
02:02I'm gonna get crucified for this.
02:07We are going to war with Iran.
02:09And we couldn't have done it without you
02:11and your incompetence.
02:13That's not a compliment.
02:14Oh, then, no thank you.
02:18You're welcome.