The Handmaid's Tale Season 1 Episode 5 ,
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00:01Previously on The Handmaid's Tale
00:03Waterford's probably sterile. Most of those guys are.
00:06If Waterford can't get you pregnant, they won't blame him.
00:09It'll be your fault. I can help you.
00:12It's too dangerous.
00:13He tried to connect. That's what he needs.
00:16It has been so hard being alone in that room.
00:20I'm afraid I'm starting to give up.
00:22That would be a tragedy.
00:23The accused stand charged with gender treachery in violation of Romans.
00:27I know this is a shock for you, Emily.
00:29Things will be easier for you now.
00:32You won't want what you cannot have.
00:37Look, I'm sorry this is happening to you.
00:39You can't change anything about this. It's gonna end the same no matter what you do.
00:42So there's no point trying to be tough or brave.
00:45Everybody breaks. Everybody.
01:00Very nice.
01:06Not even close. You ran away with that one.
01:09Well, I got lucky.
01:11Maybe you're just learning my weaknesses.
01:14Maybe.
01:16I'll have to be more careful.
01:18What's the point?
01:20I don't know.
01:22I don't know.
01:24Maybe.
01:26I'll have to be more careful.
01:28What's the fun in that?
01:30What have I learned after 34 games?
01:34I've learned that he likes it when I flirt.
01:37And I like it when he lets me win.
01:40We're a match made in heaven.
01:42It reminds me of a poem I read once.
01:45You fit into me like a hook into an eye.
01:50A fish hook.
01:52An open eye.
02:11I have a present for you.
02:23These are all destroyed.
02:28Some of us retain an appreciation for the old things.
02:33Thought you might like to read it.
02:53It's not allowed.
02:58It is with me.
03:00What is it?
03:21I used to buy magazines like this at the airport.
03:24I read them when I got my hair highlighted.
03:30Now the models all look insane.
03:32Like zoo animals.
03:34Unaware they're about to go extinct.
03:37Ten ways to tell how he feels about you.
03:40Number one.
03:42He brings you small gifts.
03:45Check.
03:47Good surprise.
03:51Yes, thank you.
03:55That look on your face...
03:58is thanks enough.
04:22No.
04:24No.
04:25What?
04:26Oh, God, no.
04:28You're too picky.
04:29What?
04:30Come on, man.
04:31This one has on a fedora.
04:33You kidding?
04:34Beggars choosers.
04:35What?
04:36Shut up and show me your profile pic.
04:38Okay.
04:39Better not have on a fedora.
04:43No, no fedora.
04:45Good.
04:46We can probably do better than this.
04:48What do you mean?
04:49I'm just saying.
04:50Watch this.
04:51Hey, um...
04:52Oh, hi.
04:53Hi.
04:54You look heterosexual.
04:56Um, sorry, quick question.
04:58Um, are you on Tinder?
05:00My friend's on Tinder.
05:01Are you on Tinder?
05:02No.
05:03No?
05:04Okay, look, she is attracting a lot of chumps.
05:06Okay.
05:07And I personally...
05:08What?
05:09I want to kill you in your sleep.
05:10I think it's because of her profile pic,
05:12and I just wanted to get an objective male opinion.
05:14Sorry.
05:15All right.
05:16Okay.
05:18Uh...
05:20Yeah, that's nice.
05:21Yeah, hi.
05:22She's one of the nicest chump friends.
05:24I look nice.
05:25No, no, no, no.
05:26You have to help me find something better than this.
05:28No, he doesn't.
05:29Relax.
05:30I'm not going to show him your nudes.
05:32There are no nudes.
05:33No, there are no...
05:34It's fine.
05:35Sorry.
05:36Hey, don't look at me.
05:37I'm just worried for my hot dogs.
05:38But I'm happy to help.
05:39Good.
05:40I'll help you out with that.
05:41No problem.
05:43Let's see what we can find.
05:45Okay.
05:51Who are those?
05:52Uh, Lucy and Ethel.
05:54They're my cats.
05:57Cute.
06:01Yeah, there's a lot of good options.
06:04Yeah?
06:07He's very thorough.
06:08Yeah.
06:09That one.
06:10Which one?
06:11Uh-oh.
06:12This one.
06:13No.
06:14This is a very interesting choice.
06:15Yeah, because you look...
06:17You look invincible.
06:20Who brought dogs?
06:21Extra onion?
06:23Oh, that's me.
06:27All right.
06:28Thanks, all right.
06:29Sorry about that.
06:30No, no.
06:31My pleasure.
06:32All right, bye.
06:33Have a good one.
06:34See you later.
06:35Bye.
06:36Bye, kitty.
06:37Cute.
06:38So cute.
06:39You married me.
06:40He does not act married.
06:41No.
07:06Bless the day.
07:07Bless the day.
07:12Don't you have somewhere to be?
07:15No.
07:19Must be nice.
07:23Ten ways to tell how he feels about you.
07:26Number two.
07:27He keeps finding ways to accidentally run into you.
07:32Number three.
07:34What was number three?
07:35Alfred.
07:36Can you help me outside for a bit?
07:38Yes, Mrs. Waterford.
07:50She found out about Scrabble.
07:52Or she found the writing in the closet.
07:54Or maybe it's the magazine.
07:57Anyway you slice it, I lose a hand.
08:00Okay, now that's enough mulch.
08:02Too much of the plant won't rot.
08:06Okay, that's better.
08:09Maybe she's just keeping me occupied until the black van arrives.
08:14There are things I could do.
08:17How hard would I have to press those shears into her neck before seeing blood?
08:26Nothing yet?
08:28Nope.
08:29Nothing.
08:32Well, that's bad luck.
08:36Your time is running out here.
08:40You don't want to be sent to the colonies, do you?
08:52Maybe he can't.
08:57The Commander.
09:06I was thinking maybe we could try another way.
09:11I'm sorry, I don't understand what you mean.
09:18I mean with another man.
09:25It's forbidden.
09:29Officially, yes, but women do it all the time. I'm sure you've heard the stories.
09:36I've heard rumors about doctors.
09:42Yes.
09:44Some women do it that way.
09:47But it should be with somebody that we trust.
09:54I was thinking of Nick.
10:03Nick.
10:07He's already agreed.
10:18Nick is loyal and he's been with us for a very long time.
10:28What about the Commander?
10:29Forget about the Commander.
10:36All right.
10:42All right.
10:47All right.
10:53Good.
10:56Good.
11:00We'll do it this afternoon after the shopping.
11:07May as well strike while the iron is hot.
11:15Will you bring that in for me?
11:19Yes, Miss Ward.
11:37Yeah, you know she's even started smiling now.
11:43It's so cute.
11:45And she sticks out her tongue sometimes like this.
11:50You really shouldn't talk about that stuff up, Lauren.
11:57I'm sorry.
11:59I'm sorry.
12:01I'm sorry.
12:03I'm sorry.
12:05Hater.
12:07Under his eye.
12:11Always blessed.
12:17Did you see?
12:23She's back.
12:35Come here.
12:47Blessed be the fruit.
12:48May the Lord open.
12:50Of Glenn.
12:51Of Stephen.
12:54Right.
12:57It's so good to see you.
12:59Are you okay?
13:00I'm fine.
13:02We were worried.
13:03I'm fine.
13:07The eyes took you?
13:18Nick, our driver.
13:20Is he one of them?
13:21Is there anything that you can tell me?
13:23I don't know.
13:24But you said there was an eye in the house.
13:28I don't know anything anymore.
13:30After what happened.
13:31I'm too dangerous to be a part of it.
13:34Part of what?
13:38Mayday.
13:41Mayday? What is Mayday?
13:42Alfred?
13:43There you are.
13:44Hiding out in the vegetables.
14:02Come here.
14:09Don't do that again.
14:11What do you mean?
14:13I mean of Stephen.
14:15I'm not gonna let you mess this up for me.
14:18This isn't messed up.
14:20You're cute.
14:22Used to do yoga classes?
14:24Spinning or something?
14:25Before?
14:27And your man liked to cook?
14:29I don't know what you're talking about.
14:30You guys had a first floor walk up.
14:31Down back bay.
14:32With a garden.
14:33Had yourself a Nordstrom's card, right?
14:36I like the anthropology.
14:38Yeah?
14:39I used to get fucked behind a dumpster just so I could buy a six of Oxy and a Happy Meal.
14:44I'm clean now.
14:45I got a safe place to sleep every night and I have people who are nice to me.
14:49Yeah.
14:50They're nice.
14:52Alright.
14:53And I want to keep it that way.
14:55Whatever they did to of Stephen, that's not gonna happen to me.
14:57Understand?
14:58Mm-hmm.
15:00Alright.
15:31Ready?
15:33Yes, Mrs. Waterford.
16:01Okay.
16:12I should calm down.
16:14Barring the possibility of violent arrests, it's nothing I haven't done before.
16:19So how come this time it feels like I'm cheating on Luke?
16:23Yeah, winter is so late this year.
16:26What are you talking about?
16:27It's cold.
16:28Yeah, but it hasn't even snowed yet.
16:29They say it may not at all this year.
16:31Well, that's depressing.
16:34When I was in college, I used to go to the English department to study.
16:39And there's a fireplace and it's warm.
16:41It's all by myself.
16:43That sounds safe.
16:44It was magical.
16:46Yeah, it was very romantic for myself.
16:49So, uh, in college, did you and Moira ever...
16:54What?
16:55Did we ever what?
16:56You know, did you ever...
16:58What, do you think all girls just go through a gay phase?
17:01No, look, it's just you two are very close and you're both very attractive.
17:06And in my experience, these things sometimes happen.
17:09Your experience as a lesbian?
17:12Yeah, I'm a lesbian.
17:14I'm a lesbian.
17:15These things sometimes happen.
17:16Your experience as a lesbian?
17:18All right, forget it.
17:20Or your experience as a college girl?
17:23I retract the question.
17:28No.
17:30No.
17:31For the record.
17:37I actually haven't even told Moira that we've been having lunch and just hanging out.
17:42I don't know why.
17:43I just...
17:44I feel like she'd be weird about it.
17:53Yeah, I don't tell Annie either.
17:59Really?
18:05What do you say?
18:07Just tell her I had lunch at my desk.
18:14I mean, it's just so dumb, we're not even doing anything.
18:17Exactly, that's why I'm just like, we're having lunch in broad daylight.
18:20Yes.
18:22Four adorable children.
18:23Children watching.
18:26Where would we even go, you know?
18:30Where would we go?
18:32We couldn't go to my place.
18:34Moira's there, working.
18:38What do people in the movies do?
18:41In the movies?
18:42They get a room.
18:43Yes.
18:45Yeah, they get a room.
18:46Mm-hmm.
18:47Yeah, they get a room.
18:50Some, like, dirty...
18:55pay-by-the-hour...
18:56Right.
18:57Place.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Gross.
19:00No?
19:01No, it could be fun.
19:02They'd have one of those vibrating beds.
19:04Think about it.
19:08We could go to the Hyatt.
19:10Hmm.
19:13Yeah.
19:14One of those, um...
19:16you know, higher rooms with...
19:18view of the city at night.
19:24So how would it work?
19:25I'd just...
19:27come surprise you after work, or...
19:29No.
19:31No, never.
19:33No surprises.
19:34I need 48 hours.
19:35All right, time to get a restraining order.
19:36Yes.
19:37File the papers.
19:38Right.
19:39Yeah.
19:40No, I mean, I need, you know,
19:42some personal grooming and, um...
19:47make out with some lingerie.
19:54Don't you know what you'd wear?
19:57I have ideas.
20:02It's not gonna happen, though.
20:03No.
20:04No.
20:05No.
20:10Nope.
20:26Hello, Nick.
20:27Hey.
20:28Hey.
20:34So, uh, do we, uh...
20:35do we pray first?
20:36No.
20:38There's no time.
20:41Please.
20:58Please.
21:28Okay.
21:50You wanna see what's on TV?
21:51No.
21:52No?
21:53Do you?
21:54No.
21:56Okay.
22:07You sure?
22:14Is this one crooked?
22:16Yeah.
22:25Okay.
22:26Okay.
22:54Wait.
22:55We're probably only gonna do this once.
22:57I need to be on top, okay?
22:59Oh, that's not really...
23:01That's not really good.
23:03Oh, that's a bummer.
23:04All right, I'll try it.
23:05I'll try it once.
23:10That's really nice of you.
23:11Yeah, I'm a giver.
23:26Oh.
23:30Oh.
23:55Okay.
24:25Okay.
24:55Okay.
25:16All clear.
25:17You should go and lay down now.
25:21How do you feel?
25:22Do you feel any different?
25:23I always feel pregnant 30 seconds after a man comes.
25:29I'm sorry.
25:30Forgive me.
25:34Before I formed thee in the belly, I knew thee.
25:37And before thou camest out of the womb,
25:39I sanctified thee and ordained thee a prophet unto the nations.
25:46Go and lay down.
25:53Okay.
26:24Okay.
26:37Blessed be the fruit.
26:40May the Lord open.
26:44He's so happy to have someone to play with.
26:54You know, I'm not feeling very well.
26:57I might be getting the flu.
27:00Maybe we should skip tonight's ceremony.
27:04What do you think?
27:09You can't be sick every month.
27:15No.
27:18I can't.
27:19I can't.
27:49I can't.
27:58Come in.
28:12Good evening.
28:13Good evening, dear.
28:50Stop it.
28:53Stop it.
28:55Don't look at me like that.
28:57Please.
29:01Can she see him doing this?
29:04Can she feel him?
29:20No.
29:41This is a surprise.
29:44Care for a drink?
29:47A game?
29:48Don't you ever do that again.
29:50Do what?
29:51Touch me like that when she's there.
29:54I didn't mind it.
29:56I don't think you did either.
29:57What if she saw you?
30:00She could have me sent to the colonies or worse, and you'd know that.
30:06I understand.
30:08I'm sorry.
30:09All right?
30:13Okay.
30:14We'll just find the whole thing.
30:16It's so impersonal.
30:18You think?
30:22You sure you wouldn't care for a drink?
30:27No, thank you.
30:30All right.
30:32How about a read?
30:37No.
30:48What is this?
30:53Lists of
30:56made-up problems.
30:58No woman was ever
31:00rich enough,
31:03young enough,
31:05pretty enough, good enough.
31:13We had choices then.
31:15Now you have respect.
31:19You have protection.
31:20You can fulfill your biological destinies in peace.
31:27Biological destiny.
31:29Children, what else is there to live for?
31:36Love.
31:40Love?
31:42Yes.
31:46Love isn't real.
31:48It was
31:50never anything more than lust
31:53with a good marketing campaign.
31:56Maybe for you, but not for me.
32:13What did you say?
32:16Nothing.
32:19Remember, if Glenn used to live next door,
32:23if Glenn had urges
32:25that led her to do unnatural things,
32:27I'm sure to her it felt like love.
32:32In cases such as these,
32:34the punishment is death,
32:35but out of respect for her position,
32:38we let her live.
32:42But not without compassion.
32:49No.
33:04What did you do to her?
33:06We helped her.
33:07We saved her.
33:08We had a doctor take care of the problem.
33:12It's such a small problem,
33:16truth be told.
33:19No.
33:25Every love story is a tragedy if you wait long enough.
33:40I should go.
33:43Suit yourself.
33:49We only wanted to make the world better.
34:00Better?
34:02Better never means better for everyone.
34:06It always means worse for some.
34:19I love you.
34:20I love you.
34:47Better never means better for everyone.
34:50It always means worse for some.
35:20Hey.
35:26Are you sick?
35:39What are you doing here?
35:45Huh?
35:47Are you spying on me?
35:50I was just looking for something to eat.
36:04Are you and I...
36:08Going to bed?
36:12Do you know?
36:17What they did to Auckland?
36:22Yes.
36:25Do you know because...
36:28You're one of them?
36:31You shouldn't be down here.
36:32Don't tell me where to go.
36:34You need to listen to me.
36:35It's not safe.
36:38Please don't tell me what to do.
36:47I couldn't say no when Mrs. Waterford asked me.
36:51I'm sorry.
37:00I'm sorry.
37:06Just tell me.
37:10Okay, please.
37:16Please.
37:21Are you and I...
37:31Yes.
37:42I go to bed.
37:43I go to bed...
37:46Before I report you.
38:01Okay.
38:13Okay.
38:43I want you to leave your wife.
38:51Okay.
38:57Wait, really?
38:58What do you mean okay?
39:04Look, I'm in love with you.
39:07What else am I going to do?
39:14I'm in love with you.
39:35I'm in love with you.
39:43I'm in love with you.
40:13I'm in love with you.
40:27Those are beautiful lilies.
40:29I'm allergic.
40:30My eyes, like, swell up.
40:32I think my companion might like them.
40:40Have you seen the lilies?
40:41They're really pretty.
40:43Come on, this way.
40:44Your mistress might like them.
40:52Hi.
40:54I know what they did to you.
40:56I'm so sorry.
40:58Ofglen.
40:59I'm not Ofglen.
41:01I know, just it's hard to keep track.
41:04Offred, you should come see the lilies.
41:06Yes, of course.
41:07Mayday.
41:08Can't use me anymore.
41:10But you can help them.
41:12Who are they?
41:14They're fighting back.
41:16Find them.
41:17Ofglen, I'm Stephen.
41:18How do I find them?
41:20My name's Emily.
41:29Who are you?
41:33You were going to come by the lilies
41:34and you were going to stay by the lilies.
41:35You were going to come by the lilies
41:36and you were going to stay by the lilies.
41:59Halt!
42:00Halt!
42:01I said halt!
42:02Open!
42:03Open the door!
42:04Hey, turn off the engine
42:05and exit the vehicle!
42:06This is your last warning!
42:07Open the door!
42:08Halt!
42:17What's she doing?
42:19Driving.
42:35Halt!
42:36Exit!
42:39Halt!
42:52Engine 1.9.
42:53Mayday.
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42:59Whoa!
43:00Whoa!
43:01Whoa!
43:05Mayday.
43:06Mayday.
43:23Whoa!
43:24It's not safe here, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come
43:51on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
44:13Go Grace.
44:15It'll be okay.
44:16We're going to look out for each other.
44:36Mayday.
44:38Luke told me once where the term came from.
44:41It's French.
44:43Midday.
44:45Help me.
45:09Offred, is that you?
45:15Yeah.
45:23I heard there was a bit of trouble in town.
45:26Yeah.
45:28A bit.
45:36Are you all right?
45:45Mm-hmm.
46:01I'm fine.
46:05Good.
46:07Some women can't handle the requirements of their position.
46:13They can't do what needs to be done.
46:20You understand what I'm saying?
46:26Yes, Mrs. Waterford.
46:29Yes, Mrs. Waterford.
46:37You're a smart girl.
46:55Mayday.
46:58I didn't get everything.
47:01There was something inside her.
47:05I couldn't take away.
47:09She looked invincible.
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