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00:00Legends tell of a secret gnome society.
00:06So secret no one except me even knows about it.
00:11They lived deep in the caves beneath Gnomeville
00:15and forged an eye that turns anything it sees into gold.
00:21There was also something about some terrible curse
00:24that makes your eyes pop out of your head,
00:26evil spirits eat you from the inside out,
00:27and your flesh melts off, but...
00:30That's not the important part.
00:35Problem was, those caves were no sheep farm,
00:39and I'm not one to get my hands dirty.
00:42So, with the help of capitalism, cheap infrastructure,
00:45and some exploited workers,
00:47I set myself up a little business venture.
00:50My committed workforce will find its way
00:52through anything that tries to stop me,
00:54whether that's living trees, giant scorpions,
00:58or those vile beasts.
01:03I know the journey will be perilous,
01:05and it may cost the lives of half the population
01:08of Gnomeville to get there.
01:10But when it comes to gold,
01:12I'll do whatever it takes.
01:14Well, time to get digging.