First broadcast 2nd January 2019.
Sue Perkins
Josh Widdicombe
Richard Osman
Kate Williams
Tom Allen
Griff Rhys Jones
Angela Scanlon
Sue Perkins
Josh Widdicombe
Richard Osman
Kate Williams
Tom Allen
Griff Rhys Jones
Angela Scanlon
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00:00Hello you and welcome to Insert Name Here, the show
00:28where we discover surprising facts about people with just one thing in common, they've
00:32all got the same name. Joining me, six of my favourite people with fabulous names and
00:36even more fabulous faces, please welcome Kate Williams, Tom Allen and their team captain
00:41Josh Widdicombe and on the other side, Angela Scanlon, Griff Rhys-Jones and their captain
00:45Richard Osmond.
00:46APPLAUSE
00:53Now, do you have a nickname, Tom? Tom is very short, you do people...
00:59Nobody shortens it to Ter, no.
01:01I do have a nickname with a friend, we both call each other Sue, actually.
01:05Yes, because her mum is called Sue and we like the idea of being like her mum because
01:12she's a teacher, she's very organised, she goes on a lot of cruises.
01:15Have you ever been on a cruise?
01:16No.
01:17I went on a gay cruise.
01:18Did you?
01:19On a boat.
01:22It was wonderful, it was like 1,500 gay men on a cruise ship pootling around the Mediterranean
01:28and people decorated all their cabin doorways with things and one group put
01:32Liberté, Egalité, Beyoncé.
01:36Lovely.
01:37That's all we need.
01:38What a republic.
01:39That's all we need.
01:41We're going to move now to the all-important question.
01:43Which name is going to be featuring on tonight's show?
01:46Well, they can be big, little or slow and it's what five guys are named
01:50because tonight's show is Mo.
01:53And we're going to be talking all kinds of Mo, including Morris, Mohamed, Monica
02:00and maybe I might drop in the occasional Mo in.
02:03I'm just going to tease you with that.
02:05Along the way, our teams are going to collect as many Mo's as they can.
02:09At the end of the show, the winning team has the honour of deciding
02:11who's officially the greatest Mo of all time.
02:14So we've got a movie Mo, a marathon Mo, a miraculous Mo and a muscular Mo.
02:21Richard, you're up first, so choose a category if you will.
02:23Can we have a movie Mo, please?
02:25You've picked movie Mo and you have picked acting legend
02:29Morris Micklewhite, better known as Sir Michael Caine.
02:33Oh, let's have a look at that great man's stats.
02:37Most famous catchphrase?
02:39You are only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.
02:42Second most famous catchphrase?
02:44Not a lot of people know that.
02:46Third most famous catchphrase?
02:48My name is Michael Caine.
02:50Least famous catchphrase?
02:52My name is Morris Joseph Micklewhite, Jr.
02:56Let's go to the chase.
02:58Come on, everyone, give us your best Michael Caines.
03:00Who's got one? Who's got a Michael?
03:01Well, you haven't.
03:02No, I know you haven't.
03:03Can I just say I would really like to hear Tom Allen's Michael Caine?
03:06How is it, it's sort of my name?
03:08My name. It's all for the no.
03:10Well, yes, but it's sinus injection.
03:12It takes food to the no.
03:13Is it particularly?
03:14No, that's not Michael Caine.
03:16He's just got a very leisurely delivery.
03:19But you know why that is?
03:20Why?
03:21No.
03:22OK, so apparently he said he was in a movie that he only had two lines on
03:26and he decided that if he spoke really slowly that he would then be in the movie for longer.
03:32I can't be true.
03:34It's true, it's true.
03:35Also, what I know about Michael Caine, I saw him interviewed on The Late Late Show in Ireland
03:39and so he said he taught himself not to blink.
03:43Oh, yeah.
03:44Because he observed that everybody loves babies but they don't blink for a long time.
03:50So he taught himself not to blink so that people would find him endearing.
03:54It's also the reason why you like people who shit themselves all the time.
03:57LAUGHTER
03:59I've got a theory.
04:00Michael Caine has got to the top of acting and he wants no-one else to get there
04:04so he's giving shit advice so that no-one catches up.
04:08Don't blink!
04:09Everyone's going around, eyes wide open, talking too slowly
04:13and he's going, I'm still at the top here!
04:16He's appeared, Michael Caine, in over 115 films
04:20and he is one of only two actors nominated for an Academy Award for acting
04:25in every decade from the 1960s to the 2000s.
04:29That's because since 2000, no other actor has blinked.
04:31No.
04:33Despite landing his big break in a role in Zulu,
04:35why did the film's studio cancel Michael Caine's contract?
04:39Was it something about, like, they couldn't understand him or something?
04:41It was something to do with the way he looked.
04:43Way he looked? Too tall.
04:45Way more depressing than that.
04:46Glasses. Too cockney.
04:47Who cockney?
04:48They said he looked gay.
04:50Oh!
04:51They were worried, of course, that having someone gay in the film
04:54would undermine its latent racism.
04:56LAUGHTER
04:59Isn't that terrible?
05:00Here's Michael in the film, before the concept of camouflage.
05:04I mean, that is quite a gay outfit.
05:06That's the sort of thing I'd wear.
05:08One of Michael Caine's less celebrated roles came in the 1981 horror movie
05:13The Hand.
05:15Michael's character loses his right hand in a car crash
05:18and it takes on a life of its own, embarking on a series of murders.
05:23The horror is unconvincing.
05:25The sex scene, however, eye-watering.
05:28LAUGHTER
05:30We'll forget that in a hurry.
05:31Why did Michael take on the role?
05:33Oh, he's one of those people that will say, like,
05:35he does shit films to pay for things.
05:37Yes.
05:38I wanted to get a swimming pool so he did The Hand or something like that.
05:41That's the kind of thing he says, isn't it?
05:42Do you know what, Josh?
05:43I'm going to give you that.
05:44He wanted to build a new garage.
05:46This is according to the biography of the film's director,
05:48who was Oliver Stone.
05:49Oliver Stone directed that.
05:51This is a magnificent film and I'm very keen to show you a clip.
05:54Here it is.
05:57Get back!
05:58Get back!
05:59Get back!
06:00Go down!
06:01Go down!
06:02Go down!
06:03Go down!
06:04Go down!
06:05Oh!
06:06Go down!
06:07Come down!
06:08Go down!
06:28đó Deshalb!
06:29So good, look!
06:31So good!
06:33He blinked in that, he blinked!
06:35He blinks quite a lot!
06:37You could have given us a trigger warning before that,
06:39that was unbelievable!
06:40That was great acting, wasn't it?
06:42I'd love to be able to act like that.
06:44I imagine it was quite a complicated shoot for him,
06:46because first of all, he had to do all the acting,
06:49and then he had to come in and they'd say,
06:51can we have you in again, Michael, because we're just going to do the hand.
06:54There's no way he played that.
06:56He's a method actor, he had his hand chopped off at the start.
06:58What does Michael Caine have in common with John Cleese and Mark Boland?
07:04Does anybody know?
07:05Oh, I've never met any of them.
07:07Did they all host Friday on the One Show?
07:11I'll put you out of your misery.
07:14They all bought Rolls Royces before they could drive.
07:17Wow!
07:18So they had their money, but they didn't have the certificate.
07:21Let's have a look.
07:22He didn't pass his driving test until the age of 50.
07:25Wow!
07:26Yeah, the first time he failed when he stuck his right hand out.
07:30LAUGHTER
07:32When Michael Caine took his test, he said,
07:34I got in the car and the guy looked at me and went,
07:36I loved you in The Man Who Would Be King,
07:38you're going to have to be shit not to pass this test.
07:40LAUGHTER
07:42Right, it's time to get competitive because we are playing for the Mo.
07:46The question is this.
07:47During the 60s, Michael had a number of famous flatmates,
07:51including actor Terence Stamp, hairdresser Vidal Sassoon
07:54and composer John Barry.
07:56So the question is, while living with John Barry...
07:58Can I just stop you? Yes.
07:59I've just found out that Vidal Sassoon is a person.
08:02LAUGHTER
08:03APPLAUSE
08:05We saw...
08:06We saw him need to do a sort of supplementary red button show.
08:12Do you have to do that?
08:14Explanatory bar.
08:15I also only just found out that Max Factor is a person.
08:17It is.
08:18Max Factor is a real person.
08:19Yes.
08:20He is.
08:21LAUGHTER
08:22While living with John Barry, Michael became the first person
08:25to do what?
08:26Was he the first person ever to write,
08:28this is my fucking yoghurt, Barry, in the fridge?
08:31LAUGHTER
08:33The first person to hear a particular song?
08:35Yes.
08:36Oh.
08:37Born Free?
08:38No.
08:39Was it Five Colours in Her Hair by McFly?
08:41Goldfinger.
08:42Goldfinger is right, well done!
08:44APPLAUSE
08:46So, did Michael Caine influence him on the composing of it?
08:52He didn't influence him, but he was the first person to hear it.
08:54He was basically kept up all night by the sound of John Barry.
08:58But well done.
08:59You have scored a mo for your team.
09:00Well done.
09:01Yay!
09:06Right.
09:07Josh, it's your turn.
09:08Pick a mo.
09:09You've got a marathon mo, a miraculous mo,
09:11and a muscular mo to choose from.
09:13Can we have a miraculous mo?
09:15Miraculous mo.
09:16Miraculous mo.
09:17OK.
09:18That means you've got Old Testament prophet, writer and lawgiver,
09:22Mo Zez.
09:24Can I have marathon mo?
09:26No!
09:27Um, let's look at his stats.
09:30Career high.
09:32Leading the Jewish people out of Egypt.
09:35How it's gone for them since then?
09:37Patchy.
09:38Career low.
09:40Spending 40 years in the wilderness.
09:43People who know how that feels...
09:45The Lib Dems.
09:46LAUGHTER
09:48Yes, it's Holy Moses, the man who parted the Red Sea,
09:50delivered the Ten Commandments and saw God in a burning bush.
09:53The story of Moses is found in the book of Exodus,
09:56although Moses was traditionally given credit for writing
09:58the first five books of the Bible.
10:00What's the most famous flaw in this particular argument,
10:03i.e. that he wrote more?
10:04Was it the Sinai Desert?
10:06LAUGHTER
10:07The floral argument rather than the physical geological floral.
10:10Sorry.
10:11Is it cos it was...
10:12Dan Brown wrote the first five?
10:14LAUGHTER
10:15Kate, you know, tell us, put us out of our misery.
10:17Well, not only was the Bible compiled much later than we think
10:20Moses lived, but the main reason is because Deuteronomy
10:24includes Moses' death.
10:26So the very book he was supposed to have wrote includes his death.
10:28His death.
10:29One argument was that he'd been dictated it all by God
10:32and he'd also been told about his death and he wrote it down
10:34while crying.
10:35That was one justification.
10:37That's how I wrote my autobiography.
10:38Yes.
10:39LAUGHTER
10:40According to Deuteronomy, chapter 34, if you're interested,
10:42God took Moses to the top of Mount Nebo,
10:44showed him the entirety of the Promised Land whereupon Moses died.
10:47It was hardly surprising because they'd just made a 120-year-old
10:50man walk up a mountain.
10:52LAUGHTER
10:53OK, what was unusual about a version of the Ten Commandments
10:56printed in 1631?
10:58Oh, there was 12 of them.
10:59LAUGHTER
11:00No, it wasn't a number.
11:01Well, they were just, like, totally wrong.
11:03So it was like, no running, no bombing, no heavy patterns.
11:06LAUGHTER
11:07Well, one was wrong.
11:09Yeah, one of them was...
11:10Thou shalt commit adultery?
11:11Yes!
11:12Oh, God!
11:13That's absolutely right!
11:14APPLAUSE
11:15That's what became Strictly Come Dancing.
11:19Yes, so you're absolutely right, Griff.
11:20They left a version encouraging,
11:21Thou shalt commit adultery.
11:22And 1,000 copies of the so-called Wicked Bible were burned.
11:23But in 2015, one of the few remaining copies was sold for 31,250 quid.
11:38The buyer, a certain B. Johnson of London.
11:42LAUGHTER
11:43APPLAUSE
11:47A number of movie stars have depicted Moses over the years.
11:49Sir Ben Kingsley played Moses in a 1995 TV movie.
11:53Oh, my goodness!
11:54He looks like Joel the Explorer!
11:56LAUGHTER
11:57It's like he's wearing a pubic bonnet.
12:01LAUGHTER
12:02He's a little bit confused.
12:03He looks like sort of your mum's friend.
12:05LAUGHTER
12:07Right, time to get competitive as we play for The Mo.
12:11We have seen a number of portrayals of Moses over the years.
12:14Have you played Moses in a BBC One series in 1997?
12:18Nicholas Lindhurst.
12:20LAUGHTER
12:21Was it the, um, Olympic triple jumper Jonathan Edwards?
12:25LAUGHTER
12:26Have you first got no cigar?
12:27You're not going to get this, I don't think...
12:28What's their initials?
12:30JC.
12:31Jesus Christ!
12:32LAUGHTER
12:34OK, it is...
12:36It is Jim Carter.
12:37It's Jim Carter.
12:38CHEERING
12:40Better known...
12:41From Downton Abbey.
12:42From Downton Abbey.
12:43I tell you, this is incredible.
12:44It's very hard.
12:45None of you could have possibly ever got this.
12:47Let's have a look.
12:48He just got it!
12:49Jack!
12:51Jack!
12:52Thou shalt not steal.
12:53Jack!
12:54Thou shalt honour thy mother and thy father.
12:57Jack!
12:58Thou shalt not commit adultery.
13:00Yes!
13:01Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's ox or his ass.
13:06Jack!
13:07Jack!
13:08I had thou shalt not wank!
13:10I had thou shalt not wank!
13:11LAUGHTER
13:12LAUGHTER
13:13LAUGHTER
13:14APPLAUSE
13:19Oh!
13:20Oh, this is embarrassing.
13:22As soon as I saw it, I've seen this before.
13:24LAUGHTER
13:25Well, your encyclopedic knowledge of your own career...
13:29It was also long ago!
13:30Josh wins them!
13:31APPLAUSE
13:32Richard, it's your turn, my lovely.
13:33You've got to pick a Moe.
13:34You've got the choice of a Marathon Moe or a Muscular Moe.
13:35We'll go Muscular Moe, please Sue.
13:36A very good choice.
13:37You pick Muscular Moe and he is the greatest.
13:38It's a boxing world champion, Muhammad Ali!
13:39Oh-oh!
13:40Ah-oh!
13:41Lovely.
13:42And you've got to pick a Moe.
13:43You've got the choice of a Marathon Moe or a Muscular Moe.
13:45We'll go Muscular Moe, please Sue.
13:46A very good choice.
13:47You pick Muscular Moe and he is the greatest.
13:50It's a boxing world champion, Muhammad Ali!
13:52Oh!
13:53ALL THE END
13:54APPLAUSE
13:56So, let's pick up the stats.
14:00Float like?
14:02Butterfly.
14:03Sting like?
14:04Bee.
14:05Most famous fights?
14:06Rumble in the Jungle.
14:07Thriller in Manila.
14:08Least famous fight, bad altercation in the petrol station.
14:12Kate, have you got a favourite boxer?
14:14You know, we always think of boxing as only recently become a female sport.
14:18But when it was... So, obviously, it was an Olympic sport,
14:20but then fell out with the end of Rome.
14:22And in the 18th century, it came back,
14:24and women were seen as some of the biggest boxers in London,
14:28female pugilists.
14:29And so I've got a really famous one called Mary Ann Pierce,
14:32who was called the Boxing Baroness.
14:34You know, when you...
14:35Because I like to watch that WWE wrestling sometimes with those women,
14:38when they were all in those glittery outfits.
14:40Not going to lie, that has taken me by surprise.
14:45And I watched one where one of them was so beaten,
14:48they called the hospital stretcher on, and they put the neck thing on,
14:52and then when they said the other one had won,
14:53she jumped off the stretcher, threw off the neck brace,
14:56and started to bend back into the ring again.
14:58Oh, someone's going to have to tell Kate some bad news about this.
15:01LAUGHTER
15:05All right, let's move on.
15:07Born Cassius Clay, Muhammad Ali was a three-time heavyweight champion,
15:10and won 56 of his 61 professional fights, 37 of them by knockout.
15:15What inspired him to take up boxing?
15:17Oh, was it, um, female pugilists in the...
15:20LAUGHTER
15:22He was bullied, wasn't he, by younger kids, or...?
15:27In this specific incident, actually, somebody stole his bike.
15:29That was the inciting reason. At the age of 12,
15:32his brand-new red-and-white Schwinn bicycle was stolen
15:34from outside the local army club.
15:36He reported the theft, he told the police officer he was going to
15:39whoop the person responsible, and the police officer said to him,
15:42well, you'd better learn to box first, which is great advice by a policeman.
15:45Nowadays, they just give you a crime number and say, hmm.
15:47LAUGHTER
15:48My dad taught me how to box, um, because I was being picked on at school,
15:54and he was like, you just have to punch my hand, that's all you have to do,
15:56just punch my hand, and I was sort of cowering in the corner going,
15:59no, I can't do it, Dad, I can't deal with confrontation.
16:01It doesn't sound right in my accent.
16:02LAUGHTER
16:04And my dad responded by saying, oh, I thought you'd be much better at this,
16:07I mean, you've already got the silk dressing gown on and everything.
16:09LAUGHTER
16:10He was a conscientious objector, and in 1966, he refused to join the Vietnam War.
16:20As a result, he was stripped of his titles and banned from boxing.
16:24To sidestep the ban, where did promoters consider staging a fight?
16:28The moon.
16:29LAUGHTER
16:30You're...
16:31Am I close?
16:33Well, in the sense that it was above ground.
16:35Yeah. On a boat.
16:36On a boat. On an aeroplane.
16:37On an aeroplane.
16:38Absolutely, on a Boeing 747 on board and mid-air.
16:43Wow.
16:43And if you want to see what a boxing match on a plane looks like,
16:45well, just get on a Ryanair flight to Magdalene.
16:49I don't know, is it historically a weirder sporting event?
16:53In the 18th century was a big...
16:54People were...
16:55The aristocracy went wild for fox-tossing.
16:59LAUGHTER
17:00Tom, have you got anything on this?
17:02Funnily enough, that's what I did for my birthday.
17:07LAUGHTER
17:09Yes, so you ideally have a castle, so you get your castle courtyard.
17:13I'm out, I can't play.
17:14I'm still in.
17:16A war card.
17:17LAUGHTER
17:19So what we do is then we sort of get us a little hammock and Josh holds one end
17:23and I hold the other.
17:24Yeah.
17:24And we've got the fox and then toss it before it realises what's going on.
17:28When you say toss it, is it the furthest or is it up and going like a pancake?
17:31Highest, the highest.
17:31Oh, it's not what I thought it was at all.
17:33LAUGHTER
17:36Did you realise in series two of this that you could get away with saying any old
17:41bullshit and be buying it?
17:42LAUGHTER
17:44There are pictures online of people having a gay afternoon fox tossing.
17:46I'm not googling fox tossing!
17:47LAUGHTER
17:49That's one thing your search engine does not need.
17:52LAUGHTER
17:53In 71, Ali embarked on a UK tour.
17:56What did he do in a Norwich supermarket?
17:59Ooh.
17:59Ooh.
18:00Was there an unexpected item in the bagging area?
18:02LAUGHTER
18:03Did he put nectarines in the bag but then press the lemons because they're cheaper, by the way?
18:08Oh, that's a good idea.
18:09I think that says a lot more about you than Muhammad Ali.
18:12LAUGHTER
18:14He signed tins of Ovaltine.
18:17Oh.
18:17He was on a promotional tour for Ovaltine and after an hour talking to the people of Norwich,
18:22he attempted the world's first Ovaltine overdose.
18:24Really?
18:26So there he is, yeah, that was part of his...
18:27Floats like a butterfly, sleeps like a baby.
18:29LAUGHTER
18:31In January 1961, how did Ali save a man's life?
18:36Oh, did you do that thing where you almost push them in the road and go,
18:38Oh, saved your life.
18:41Didn't he talk someone down from a bridge, like a suicide down from a bridge?
18:44It wasn't a bridge.
18:45It was the ninth floor of an apartment block, but well done, yeah.
18:49And he talked a suicidal man down, so the man had climbed onto the fire escape.
18:53He spoke to the guy for over 20 minutes, promised to help him find a job,
18:57before putting his arm around his shoulders and leading him to safety.
19:00He then drove the man to a nearby police station in the back of his Rolls Royce.
19:03Isn't that incredible?
19:04Did you look at his Rolls Royce before he learned to drive?
19:06LAUGHTER
19:08Even better than that, in November 1990, how did Ali save the lives of 15 people?
19:13Oh!
19:14Or was it a rugby train trying to commit suicide?
19:16LAUGHTER
19:18Think of what was going on, can you...
19:19What was the year?
19:21November 1990.
19:221990, the LA riots?
19:24No, think Middle East.
19:25Gulf War.
19:27Did he negotiate the hostages' release?
19:29He did.
19:30Oh!
19:31He did not, he did.
19:32Woo!
19:33He did.
19:34And if you're clapping, you know I didn't do it.
19:37It was Muhammad Ali who did it, I didn't do it.
19:39I mean, you could not love this guy more.
19:41It's an extraordinary story.
19:43He went to Iraq and he successfully negotiated with Saddam Hussein for the release of 15 American
19:49hostages. In exchange, Saddam got a signed tin of Ovaltine.
19:52LAUGHTER
19:54OK, time to get competitive, we're going to play four.
19:56The Mo.
19:57I feel like you've got to get this.
19:59In 1976, Ali took on possibly one of his toughest opponents.
20:02It wasn't a boxer.
20:04Who was it?
20:05Kangaroo.
20:07No.
20:08Is it an animal?
20:09No, it wasn't.
20:10I'll give you a clue, it was a fictional character.
20:12Aimed at kids.
20:13Aimed at children.
20:14Oh, Peppa Pig.
20:15LAUGHTER
20:16Was it Muhammad Ali versus the Tooth Fairy?
20:19I'm going to give you that.
20:22I'm going to give you that because actually what it was is Mr Tooth Decay was the enemy.
20:27So, yeah, teeth related, yeah.
20:30It was an educational concept album.
20:32The Adventures of Ali and His Gang versus Mr Tooth Decay.
20:37Yeah.
20:37It begins with Ali in training for a fight versus Mr Tooth Decay.
20:41He's accompanied by his sidekicks, Sugarcuber and Willy Plaque.
20:46You do not want to get Willy Plaque.
20:49You've got to floss.
20:50All right.
20:53Well done, Richard.
20:55You win for Moe.
21:02Time to fire up our Moe flavoured fruit machine.
21:04Each spin is going to reveal three faces and our team must match the extraordinary facts,
21:08the extraordinary Moe.
21:09Also a chance to unearth more candidates for the greatest Moe of all time.
21:13So, let's spin.
21:15So, we've got much-missed politician Moe Molum,
21:18much-admired newsreader Moira Stewart and way-less-clothed Mahatma Gandhi.
21:24Which Moe used to write a sex column for a men's magazine?
21:30Josh.
21:31Ghandi, next.
21:35And soon we are also going to go with Ghandi.
21:39Um, OK.
21:40Right.
21:41This game plays tricks on the mind, but it can't be Ghandi.
21:45Would you say Ghandi is the kind of person...
21:47To write a sex column.
21:49To write a sex column.
21:50Not a sentence I ever thought I'd say before I die.
21:54I mean, it's a tough one, but I think, no.
21:57Do we know what magazine it was?
21:58It's just a men's magazine.
22:00I feel like men will definitely give it away.
22:02Yeah.
22:02It was India Weekly.
22:04Yeah.
22:05Do you think the obvious one would be Moira, because she's a journalist?
22:08Well, Mo Mollum...
22:10She'll be going with Mo because she's more unexpected.
22:12In the late 90s, particularly around the time of the kind of lads mags,
22:16where Mo Mollum was a real big character and she was a lot of fun.
22:22So that would be the argument for Mo Mollum.
22:24You know a lot about this period in history and the early dawnings of men's magazines, Josh.
22:29I was in my teenage years at that time.
22:31Were you a nuts man or a loaded man?
22:33Well, nuts was actually later.
22:35Nuts was about 2005.
22:39Did you write letters into them, though?
22:41Yes, I wrote in and I said, Dear Mahatma.
22:46So who are you going to pick out of those three?
22:48I'm not going to go with Gandhi, because if we go with Gandhi and we're wrong,
22:53we're going to look like complete idiots.
22:56So...
22:56That ship's already sailed, Josh.
23:00That ship's sailed at Vidal Sassoon.
23:03Go on, Josh, it's your thing.
23:04Mo Mollum.
23:06So they've gone for Mo Mollum, who do you reckon?
23:07What do you think?
23:08I think...
23:09I mean, they're very left field.
23:10There's very little that connects the three of them.
23:13They've all been played by Sir Ben Kingsley.
23:15Yes!
23:17The truth is that it's Mahatma Gandhi did it!
23:21And I believe that he did.
23:22He had quite an interest in sex.
23:24And I think he probably wrote in a gentleman's Indian magazine.
23:29Listen, if we say Gandhi and it's right, I mean, imagine how stupid Josh is going to look then!
23:34I mean, it would be mind-blowing.
23:38We would go with Gandhi, please.
23:40You're mad.
23:41You're genuinely wrong.
23:43This is about to be the most enjoyable moment of my life.
23:49Or is it?
23:50The right answer is...
23:51It's Mo Mollum!
23:53Yes!
23:54APPLAUSE
23:56She volunteered to write a sex advice column for Zoom magazine.
24:04She sent a copy of her CV in, listing all her previous positions,
24:08including Northern Ireland secretary and her role negotiating the Good Friday Agreement.
24:13When you say all her previous positions...
24:14LAUGHTER
24:16One of her first letters, here it is, sent by Lee from Hull.
24:20Should I have a threesome?
24:21LAUGHTER
24:22What do you think Mo's advice was?
24:24Oh, gosh.
24:25Did she say,
24:26During the Good Friday Agreement, me, Gerry Adams and Tony Blair...
24:30LAUGHTER
24:32Works for us.
24:32LAUGHTER
24:35That was a really Good Friday, she said.
24:37LAUGHTER
24:41This is what she said to Lee from Hull.
24:44You've been taking a risk suggesting it to your girlfriend.
24:47If she's a bit straight, it's unlikely she'll agree and may be very offended.
24:50Oh!
24:51Oh, cautious, cautious advice.
24:53I once had some friends who had a six-some, and then they said to me they had a six-some,
24:57and then they said, then we stopped for some sandwiches.
24:59And I said, what flavour sandwiches?
25:02And they said, and my friend said, how can you ask that question,
25:05when I've told you this about my six-some and you ask about the flavour sandwiches?
25:08But I was just interested, you know,
25:10well, you have a six-some and then you suddenly say, I'm for cheese or ham or...
25:14I mean, thank you.
25:15I think you'd get one of those, you know, those platters you get from Pratt.
25:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're absolutely right.
25:20It might be a time to invest in one.
25:21I mean, now seems a very good time to ask the question I've been building to all series.
25:26When you're having a sextet slash six-some,
25:28what sandwiches would you have served?
25:30Oh!
25:30Can I start with you, Griff?
25:31I mean, just a very brief answer, please.
25:33What sandwiches for a six-person orgy?
25:35No smoked fish, that's all I...
25:40Richard?
25:41Er, something...
25:42There's plenty of protein.
25:43Yes, plenty.
25:44Wise answer. Angela?
25:45OK, erm, I'm going to go with sprouts, avocado, bitter tomato,
25:50mustard, but the American kind, not with the real kick-toons.
25:53Exactly, because just because you're indulging in some heavy tromboning
25:56doesn't mean you can't be healthy.
25:57Exactly.
25:58Kate?
25:59Are we genuinely going round all six of us?
26:01Yes, yes!
26:02But there's six of us!
26:03Ah!
26:06Can I just... Don't leave me out!
26:09I've got plenty to give!
26:11Sue, can you nip down Pratt?
26:12We're all going to get on with that.
26:13I don't have to do that!
26:15What do you have, Kate?
26:16What would you have?
26:17I think I'd have a cheese and pickle sandwich.
26:19Ooh!
26:20Classic.
26:20Josh?
26:21Toasted sandwich, I'd get the brevel out.
26:23Oh!
26:24That sounds even more important.
26:26I'd have a torpedo roll.
26:29Josh, well done.
26:31You win the Mo!
26:32Woo-hoo!
26:36Right, everybody, let's play Finish the Fact,
26:39and then we can get stuck into a six-person orgy.
26:41I'm going to start by reading out of Mo-based German.
26:44You're going to buzz in when you think you know how it ends.
26:46We're going to start with the former Harrods boss,
26:48Mohammed Al-Fayed.
26:50When Mohammed Al-Fayed got a Dubai passport,
26:53he made himself...
26:55Was it a torpedo roll?
26:57After the passport, he made himself four years younger,
27:02and he changed what?
27:04Sex.
27:05Nationality.
27:09Do you know what?
27:10I'll give you that.
27:11He changed his place of birth from Alexandria to Al-Fayedia.
27:16So, well done, yeah.
27:18Wow.
27:19Just outside made up here, if you're interested in going.
27:21This is, according to his unauthorised biographer, Tom Boer.
27:25Well done, Angela, and well done, Richard's team.
27:26You win the Mo!
27:27Well done!
27:33So, we've come to the end of the show,
27:34and I can tell you that tonight's winners, with the most Mo's...
27:38Josh's team!
27:39Congratulations!
27:40It had to happen.
27:46Who are you going to name, now you're the victor,
27:48as the greatest Mo of all time?
27:51I think, genuinely, Mohammed Ali is not just the best Mo,
27:55he's one of the greatest people that has ever lived.
27:57So, I'm going to go with Maureen from driving school.
27:59LAUGHTER
28:01No, I'm going to go with Mohammed Ali.
28:03A wonderful choice.
28:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:07I hear by the third,
28:08Mohammed Ali, the greatest Mo of all time, a great choice.
28:12Well done, Josh's team.
28:13You get to take home a fantastic prize,
28:15which is this Mohammed Ali album.
28:18Wow.
28:23No-one leave the show empty-handed.
28:25Richard, you get Michael Caine's murderous right hand.
28:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:33And his left hand.
28:35Woo!
28:35Oh, nice.
28:36And his middle hand.
28:39Woo!
28:40My thanks to all of our guests,
28:41special thanks to all the Mo's here, there and everywhere,
28:43but most of all, thanks to you at home for watching us.
28:46Good night.
28:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
28:59Good night.
29:02Woo!
29:04Touchdown!
29:08&uccess.
29:09Thank you again.
29:11The Mo's here to be a express���