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00:00We're gonna watch them really quick.
00:10Tomorrow's test will set the course of your entire future.
00:17I think this will be good. I like the show, um, Acolyte.
00:22That'll be good to have, like, a kid's version of this.
00:30A Star Wars kid's version.
00:35Thank you, Luigi, Mom.
00:38I love Jesus, me too. I don't get heartburn from him, luckily.
00:42And Naya loves Jesus, too.
00:46All right, girl. I hope you feel better. I hope getting out in the sun is- helps you.
00:50Be careful where you step from.
01:00This looks like it's gonna be good.
01:06This is a shower movie.
01:08I'm really lost.
01:12It is dangerous out here in space.
01:16Trust no one.
01:20You're a Jedi.
01:36Dun-dun-dun!
01:38OG! OG Yavanna! Thank you for the two months!
01:42I'm doing good. How are you?
01:44Is that a show or a movie?
01:48Disney has not fucked up Star Wars for me.
01:50Um, it has not for me.
01:54I like- I liked all of them, even the ones that people thought were bad.
01:57Even Han Solo when I went back and rewatched it.
02:00And I like Acolyte. I don't know why everyone's hating on Acolyte.
02:03It's actually pretty good. It's really fucking good.
02:07Yeah, I thought it was so good. I loved it.
02:11Terrible acting!
02:13Whoa! I didn't think any of it was terrible acting.
02:17It was, like, also, like, kind of gory.
02:19I mean, like, what episode is it where he kills all those Jedi's?
02:22Like, episode three?
02:24It was gory. It was nice to see people, like, die.
02:26I loved it. I thought it was done so well.
02:31The lightsaber choreographer is pretty good in Acolyte.
02:33I definitely agree with that. I agree it was perfect at first.
02:37I didn't know because I thought it took place 800 years prior, not 100 years.
02:41Okay, okay.
02:43It gets better, Darth Rowe.
02:47Acolyte was the worst written story they've done so far.
02:49Wow!
02:50I'm shocked. I loved it.
02:53Yeah, I think, like, you're never gonna-
02:55there's never gonna be a Star Wars film or anything
02:59that everybody doesn't hate, like,
03:04because obviously they do well, that's why they keep making them.
03:07But the reality is, is, like,
03:09I feel like Star Wars fans are really possessive over the idea of Star Wars,
03:15so they can't even let themselves enjoy it.
03:17I think a lot of people don't even want to try and give stuff a chance
03:20when it comes to Star Wars.
03:21I think it's the same for some of the Marvel, like, Marvel fans.
03:24I don't know.
03:25They just have, like, in their brain, this is how it needs to be.
03:27Maybe it's because-
03:28I don't know.
03:29I'd be curious to know if the people that actually are obsessed about
03:33Star Wars actually read the books.
03:35All right.
03:36I'm excited for this as well.
03:38I don't know what the
03:41Seven Dwarfs are gonna look like, but I am excited for Snow White,
03:43and I am excited for Rachel Ziegler to play it.
03:52But, like, did we forget that, like,
03:55even the creator of Star Wars, like, made some wacky doodle shit up?
03:59Did we forget that Ewoks were just, like, randomly fucking made up just for his child?
04:05Like, not even the creator of the Star Wars movies took it true.
04:10It's true!
04:11Come on!
04:17Do we need to watch the Christmas special?
04:19Don't attack Ewoks, how dare you?
04:30Listen, I like them too, but they were just-
04:31So, whistle while you work!
04:42Dang, we have to wait a whole year for it?
04:44What the fuck?
04:45Whistle while you work!
04:47Magic mirror on the wall.
04:52The fairest one of all.
05:01That was Gail Gadet.
05:15The full-
05:16The dwarves are full CGI.
05:18Yeah.
05:20I don't know how I'm gonna like them, but I know I'm gonna like this movie.
05:26Snow White is also one of the dearest movies to my life, ever.
05:31Snow White is also one of the dearest movies to me, because it's also, like, one of the
05:40OG Disney movies, but it's one that I watch often, so I'm so excited for a life, and an
05:46actual live-action one, because Cinderella was one that I watch often, and I can tell you that
05:51I watch Cinderella, the live-action one, maybe once a week. Like, it's so good.
05:56I don't play with the while you work, yin-yang twins.
06:02And then, um, oh yeah, doesn't she, like, rescue herself in the end?
06:09I'm not mad at them changing the story either, though, because then I'll have two different versions.
06:15All right, I'm ready for this trailer.
06:17I'm so excited for the show.
06:30What really happened to you?
06:31I'm so stoked.
06:40Rang on the Salem Seven, right?
06:42She took every little bit of power I had.
06:44I think so.
06:45Gather sisters fire.
06:47I'm assembling a coven.
06:49We gotta get back on top.
06:52I'm gonna walk the road.
06:54Right, my name is Sam.
06:59Girl, you can't eat all of my cheeses.
07:01I wanna eat them.
07:02The witch's road will give you the thing you want most.
07:06If you make it to the end.
07:07That's the last one.
07:07The road is a death wish.
07:15Heard you guys were having a party.
07:17Aubrey Plaza?
07:19Shall we?
07:20What?
07:21Oh, girl.
07:24It will test us.
07:28And our knowledge of the craft.
07:31We don't even know what we're up against.
07:34Our worst nightmares.
07:36How do we pass this trial without any power?
07:37This one's gonna be twisted.
07:38I'm excited.
07:40We survive like witches have been doing for centuries.
07:48What happens next?
07:49I just need these witches to get me to the end.
08:01The bodies are really piling up.
08:06Dang, I don't even want to watch any more of this trailer.
08:08I don't believe those things about you.
08:09Because the truth is too awful.
08:11I want my cries!
08:20Time to finish the...
08:21No, I don't understand, um, where she is.
08:30That's gonna be good.
08:32Oh my god.
08:33I'm so excited for that.
08:36Holy fuck.
08:38Yeah, that's gonna be so good.
08:42I am so excited for that.
08:45When did it say it comes out?
08:46I want it to come out in October.
08:48I want it to come out around Halloween.
08:57It's time.
09:00September 18th?
09:01Fuck yeah!
09:02Okay, perfect.
09:04We will be watching it during spooky season.
09:05I'll tell you a story.
09:07A story of a cub.
09:08Not much bigger than you.
09:10So just to be clear, we're not in this story.
09:13There's a lot of stories with all of us.
09:14Tell one of those.
09:16Long before they became legends,
09:18Mufasa and the prince who would come to be known as Scar became brothers.
09:25Hello.
09:26What's your name?
09:26Mufasa.
09:28I told you to wait for me.
09:30We can't just leave him here.
09:32Rules are rules, Tucker.
09:33The king will never accept a stray.
09:35I'm not a stray.
09:37I'm just lost.
09:43Wait.
09:44We do not associate with outsiders.
09:47Tucker is the future king.
09:49We must protect the bloodline.
09:51But dad, I saved his life.
09:57What the fuck did Mufasa do to Scar for him to go from this nice thing to...
10:05He stole his throne?
10:09Sometimes I get a scent.
10:11Is this going to ruin Mufasa for me?
10:12It's barely a trace on the wind.
10:15And it smells like home.
10:17Then it's gone.
10:20You and Tucker together.
10:22That is home.
10:24Now both of you go.
10:26Find your place in the circle of life.
10:34The circle is broken.
10:36There will be one lion king.
10:41Mufasa, run.
10:48We must fight together.
10:51Oh no.
10:53If we fight, we die.
10:54They're going to ruin my hero.
10:56I never signed up for this.
10:58I'm here to protect you, my brother.
11:08This was a bad idea!
11:12We're alive!
11:13I did it!
11:14I saved us!
11:15You were saying?
11:21Why the fuck?
11:24Oh my god.
11:27That looks good.
11:28Mufasa was a bad guy all along.
11:30What's going to happen?
11:31Why the fuck did he steal his throne?
11:34That looks fucked up.
11:37I'm calling it.
11:38They will lose their kingdom.
11:39And when they try and reclaim it, they will deem Mufasa king or something.
11:42No!
11:44No wonder why Mufasa hates him.
11:46Maybe there's a fucking reason for it.
11:48Oh no!
11:50They're literally going to ruin my life.
11:53Everything I loved.
11:55Never meet your heroes.
11:58Oh god!
12:00It's going to make me cry.
12:03Oh my god.
12:04Anaya, there's literally only crumbs in this bag.
12:07It's literal crumbs.
12:09You had like a whole handful, girl.
12:11Like literally, I gave you most of that shit.
12:13Somehow, it involves time travel.
12:22You wanted to come this time.
12:28I'm so excited.
12:29Moana is one of my favorite movies.
12:30Hi!
12:31You were gone forever.
12:33It was three days.
12:35Where are we going?
12:37Before Maui stole Tipiti's heart,
12:40our ancestors wanted to connect our island to all the people of the entire ocean.
12:47It's my job as a wayfinder to finish what they started.
12:53There's no more in my life.
12:54Just how far we'll go.
12:56It's all empty.
13:04This is a call from the ancestors.
13:06Hidden in a terrible storm.
13:08It's an ancient island.
13:10Sitting foot on its sands would break the curse.
13:13Bring our people together again.
13:15I know what I have to do.
13:17Maui, I could really use your help.
13:23Maybe the people on the island are cannibals.
13:25Can I get a chi-hoo?
13:30You will be destroyed.
13:32And your wayfinder too.
13:35Now I kind of miss the lava monster.
13:37Ow!
13:37Ow!
13:38Ow!
13:40What if you don't come back?
13:44I'll be back.
13:45I promise.
13:49Oh, grandma!
13:51Do I hear people?
13:53Those aren't people.
13:56Cock'em.
13:56You guys, we got this!
14:02You guys, we got this!
14:06Bring it on, Coco!
14:09Nuts!
14:11Oh!
14:14That's going to be good.
14:15I'm excited for the live action one.
14:18I'm excited for the live action one.
14:22It's going to be good too.
14:26Still chatting here.
14:28No!
14:28Are we doing another Disney?
14:30We're doing another toy story?
14:36I mean, every toy story has been good, so I'm not mad about them doing another one.
14:39They've done really well with them.
14:41I've loved every single one.
14:43And it's Pixar.
14:43This is their first story.
14:44They're definitely going to keep it good.
14:47Wait.
14:47My name is Percy Jackson.
14:49Was that it?
14:52What?
14:53I wanted to see more...
14:55What?
14:55I wanted to see more twist right.
14:58Oh.
15:02This show was boring to me.
15:08I just didn't...
15:09I didn't think it was like as good as what everyone says it was.
15:13I didn't mind it, but it wasn't like, oh my god.
15:19I actually liked the movie too, but a lot of people didn't.
15:30But that...
15:33is just the beginning.
15:40Percy Jackson and the Olympian.
15:46Okay.
15:49You all did great today, but there is one person who did.
15:54Oh, a joke.
15:55The same level as all of you.
15:58Just fantastic, but better.
16:02Anyway.
16:07Nice.
16:10I see a whole lot of people who underestimated us.
16:13And you know what?
16:14Sometimes, you have to earn your respect.
16:20Nice.
16:20Tonight is our moment for redemption.
16:26Win or lose.
16:27That looks cool.
16:29I'm excited for that.
16:30Pixar is so awesome.
16:31Was that it?
16:33That was it.
16:34Dang.
16:36Okay.
16:38Damn.
16:38Damn.
16:39Damn.
16:39Damn.
16:39Damn.