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00:00three of these boxes will break the $5,000 bank is this one of them or is it this one or this one
00:16we'll find out in a moment in this game of hide-and-seek as these nine celebrities
00:20Lonnie Shore Elaine Boosler J.P. Morgan Robert Hedges Jan Murray Barbara Sharma Liz Torrey Wolf Van Jack and Jimmy Walker all join us in playing Break the Bank
00:50Now meet our host Tom Kennedy
00:54Hello
00:55Hiya guys
00:59We have Barbara Sharma with us this week from Roto and Wolf Van Jack's Midnight Special and we're very happy to have you with us and we also have two players whom we are going to re-meet right now right Ernie Anderson?
01:13Absolutely our current champion who broke the bank for $7,250 Gene Reamer
01:20And her opponent from Cleveland, Ohio a sales representative Robert Santa
01:34As I look over there at the scoreboard I am reminded that Gene Reamer has $7,250 that's what she's earned she did it in one game broke the bank
01:44Last time I asked her what she was going to do with it she said she was going to have it dealt to her in ones in singles and count it what are you really going to do with that amount of money that's a pretty good windfall
01:53I'm going to pay some bills with it and walk around with a big smile on my face
01:57Yeah I would say so you have many bills you're going to have some left over aren't you I hope so
02:04Yeah all right and Robert Santa is from Cleveland, Ohio as a matter of fact he still lives there in Cleveland he just came out for a vacation and while he's out here he joined us for the show we're very happy that he did that
02:16How long are you going to spend on the west coast before you head back to Cleveland?
02:19I'm certain right now
02:20What's that?
02:21I'm certain right now
02:22Oh you're uncertain
02:23I'd like to stay out here though
02:24What you're saying is it depends on how long you last on this show
02:26Right
02:27I see all right and when we ended our show yesterday our game was interrupted and here's what the exposed portions of the board looked like
02:34Gene Remmer has two $100 boxes and Robert Santa has two $200 boxes and whenever we resume and interrupt the game portions of the board are rearranged and both of our contestants are so notified
02:47Now remember if a player misses a question the opponent gets the box unless that box leads to a win
02:53If a box leads to a win a player must earn it by answering a question correctly
02:58You get three of a kind and you win and get three money bags and you break the bank which today is at $5,000
03:04We will now resume our game and Gene pick your next box please
03:09Number 17 please
03:10She's looking for the third $100 box let's see if she found it with 17
03:13That's for J.P. Morgan and Wolfman Jack she found it
03:16But you have to earn it
03:18And if you do get the correct answer you will win the game $300 and a special prize
03:24J.P. if your wife found out that's what it says right here if your wife found out that you were diddling the maid what would be her reaction
03:34Go on tell them
03:36Well she
03:37I guess
03:39Diddle diddling diddling seriously means cheating
03:46Wolfman Jack
03:48Yes
03:49Yes indeed
03:50What would be her reaction
03:54I diddle with the maid all the time actually and Wolfman has caught me many times diddling with the maid and that actually means stroking
04:00All right
04:02What do you think Gene this is for the game for $300 and a special prize
04:07Is it cheating or stroking would you say
04:10Stroking
04:11No diddling means cheating
04:14And that box goes over to Robert Senta Robert is still alive
04:19I'll have to go with number three please
04:21Number three he's looking for the third $200 box and he could win the game with that
04:26Let's see it is for Jan and for Elaine and it is the third $300 box
04:30Once again however Robert you must come up with the right answer to win the game Jan
04:37Back in old Massachusetts if you did something legally to a girl ten times you were considered engaged
04:44Now do what ten times
04:46Great answer to win the game Jan
04:48Back in old Massachusetts if you did something legally to a girl ten times you were considered engaged
04:54Now do what ten times
04:56How would I know Tom after twice I have to take a nap
05:08Are we still diddling the maid here or have you got a new question I'm a little hard of hearing here
05:13In Massachusetts in old Massachusetts if you did something ten times you had to be engaged
05:19You were considered engaged
05:20You were considered engaged
05:21Now the answer will sound silly but it is a true answer
05:25If you kissed a girl ten times or if you were a girl and kissed a guy ten times you became engaged
05:32All right Elaine Boosler
05:34I don't know but if you could do it ten times I would marry you
05:37Um I would say
05:42Okay take her to dinner how's that
05:45What do you think Robert?
05:47Take her to dinner
05:48No if you kissed her ten times
05:50So that box goes over to Jean Remmer just a second now
05:55And uh that means that Robert has two of those two hundreds she has one
06:00She has two of the one hundreds he has one
06:02What's gonna happen next we'll find out after this
06:05In the middle of a game Jean Remmer next pick is yours
06:17I'm gonna scout for the wild card and go with number one
06:20Yeah that would be nice if you could find that
06:22That can be used for any denomination that's for Lonnie Shore and Elaine Boosler
06:25Can we see box number one please?
06:26There is a money bag
06:28The bank's at five thousand dollars
06:29I don't get to answer nothing
06:31I'll turn that back
06:32All right
06:33And try number twelve
06:34Number twelve
06:36And uh okay that's for JP Morgan and Barbara Sharma another money bag
06:42Uh oh
06:43Still looking for the wild card
06:45Uh oh
06:46I'll try number fourteen
06:47Number fourteen this time for Liz Torres and Barbara Sharma
06:49Could we see box number fourteen
06:51There's a three hundred dollar box
06:53Hey Liz in ancient Egypt if you took the bile of crab equal parts of crocodile lion hippo and serpent fat and put it on your head
07:04What were you trying to do?
07:06Stay home from school
07:08You were trying to protect yourself from evil spirits
07:13Barbara Sharma
07:15No that's an old organic remedy for uh trying to grow hair
07:21Jean
07:22I'll go with growing hair
07:23That's it
07:24Grow new hair
07:25Yeah
07:32That's the first of the three hundred dollar boxes you've just won
07:35Number eighteen please
07:36Number eighteen
07:37That's for Jan Murray and Wolfman Jack
07:39Can we see box number eighteen a money bag
07:42Well they seem to be popping up don't they?
07:45I'll turn it back
07:46Uh huh
07:47Try number nineteen
07:51Number nineteen right next door for Liz Torres and Wolfman Jack
07:55Box number nineteen what does she find?
07:57Well Robert sent it back to you
08:00Uh I'll try number twenty please
08:03And remember the wild card is still at large
08:06Box number twenty once could we see that for Jimmy Walker and Wolfman Jack
08:08A money bag
08:10Uh I'll turn that back and try number fifteen please
08:13Number fifteen he wants next
08:15That's for Jimmy and for Barbara Sharma
08:18And there's a three hundred dollar box
08:20And Jimmy here's your question
08:22If you were having your bust carved out of ebony
08:25What would it be made out of?
08:27That comes from the world famous ebony tree
08:31Which many of you are not familiar with as you can tell by the response in the crowd
08:37But of course you always get enlightened when you hear the prince talk about the get allergy that's necessary that you should learn about etc etc
08:44Uh yes this does come from the ebony tree and or wood
08:48Uh huh Barbara
08:50No uh marble because ebony is marble
08:54Uh I'd say marble
08:55No sir wood from the ebony tree
08:58And uh so that box goes over to Jean and she now has two three hundred dollar boxes
09:09Number nine please
09:11Number nine she's looking for the third and if she finds that or the wild card she could win the game
09:16And nine hundred dollars could we see box number nine
09:19Another black Robert
09:21Uh number four please
09:23Number four all right for Liz Torres and Elaine Boosler
09:26And could we see box number four there's another money bag
09:29Mmm
09:30Um I'll turn that back and try number ten please
09:32Number ten all right
09:34Number ten for Jimmy Walker and Robert Hedges
09:35Can we see box number ten what did Robert find there he found a three hundred dollar box
09:39And Jimmy here is your question sir
09:41Jimmy more U.S. presidents have been born under the astrological sign
09:46Which covers October 23rd to November 21st than any other sign
09:51What sign is this?
09:52Scorpio
09:55Robert Hedges
09:59Aquarius
10:00All right
10:01Could you hear those two answers?
10:02Right
10:03Scorpio
10:04That's it Scorpio is it
10:05You now have a three hundred dollar box
10:08Now
10:11All three categories are blocked unless you find the wild card
10:15If you find that you have two two hundred dollar boxes
10:18So the wild card plus that or the wild card plus two money bags can do things for you
10:22What do you want to do?
10:23I'll try number five please
10:26He's looking for the wild card
10:27Let's see if he found it
10:28That's for Jimmy Walker and Elaine Boozler
10:30He found a blank
10:31Jean
10:32Now the same applies to you
10:33Number two please
10:35Number two
10:36She finds the wild card
10:38She could win the game with two one hundred dollar boxes
10:42So box number two is a wild card
10:45She has two three hundred dollar boxes
10:49My mistake
10:50Yeah
10:51So if you come up with the right answer
10:52Since you have two three hundred dollar boxes
10:54This could win the game
10:55Nine hundred dollars and a special prize
10:57All right
10:58It's for JP Morgan and Elaine Boozler
10:59JP
11:00Which is the most frequently used letter in any of our words
11:06Give me an E
11:09That would be an E
11:10Elaine Boozler
11:11A
11:12A
11:13This is for the game
11:14Nine hundred dollars
11:15A
11:16A
11:17And a special prize
11:18Is it an E or is it an A
11:20Wild Gas E
11:22That's it
11:23You won the game
11:30Yes
11:31And at one time or another I think all five of the money bags had been disclosed
11:44And she wins with one wild card and two three hundred dollar boxes
11:47And we have to say goodbye to Robert Santa who joined us from Cleveland, Ohio
11:50And we thank you very much sir
11:51Nice having you on the show
11:52Thank you
11:53Enjoy yourself on the west coast
11:54Have some very nice gifts for you back see
11:57Jean
11:58You won nine hundred bucks and you won a nice gift too
12:01What is it Ernie?
12:02It's off to the Big Apple, New York City
12:04And while in New York you'll be staying at Marriott's Essex House
12:07New York's superb setting for pleasant living and gracious entertainment
12:11With magnificent view and quiet, convenient location
12:14Furnished by Marriott Hotels
12:21Yeah
12:23These are big things
12:24Is this the first time for you on a game show Jean?
12:25Yes
12:26Isn't that true
12:27Are you having fun?
12:28Yes
12:29You should be
12:30You're doing quite well
12:31And we're going to have a new challenger for Jean Remmer
12:34And a brand new board
12:36And who knows
12:37We may hear from Lonnie Shore before the day is over
12:39We'll see if we do right after this
12:41What was that?
12:55Jean Remmer is our current chap
12:57And she has cash and prices totaling $9,250
13:01And she's a happy young lady
13:03And now she's going to meet her new challenger
13:05Ernie, who is this gentleman?
13:07A ride operator at Disneyland whose interest is public discussion and debate
13:10Michael Grindon
13:19A lot of young people that would like to go to Disneyland every day of their lives
13:22What ride do you operate out there, Michael?
13:24I work out in the parking lot most of the time
13:26Driving the trams in
13:27Bringing people in
13:28Oh, yeah
13:29Sure
13:30After they complain about parking so far away from Man Gate
13:33Well, but you give them that transportation into the park
13:35How long have you been doing that?
13:36I've been doing it for four years now
13:37It's really good
13:38It's worked well with school
13:39It's a great job
13:40That's good
13:41So do you work at that twelve months a year or what?
13:43Well, I go into school from fall to spring
13:45And then I work there constantly forty hours a week during the summer
13:48I see, yeah
13:49What are your interests in school?
13:51What are you studying?
13:52I'm studying economics right now
13:54A lot of communication and literature
13:55I like that a lot
13:56Okay, Michael
13:57And now we welcome you to our show by asking you to start off a new game
14:00All right
14:01I'll start at the top with number one
14:02Number one, right up there
14:04Will Lonnie Shore be heard from?
14:06Now let's see
14:12What kind of a blank is that?
14:14Let's see, number one
14:15Oh, it's a money bag
14:16I don't believe it
14:20Four days I've been here
14:22Okay, I'll turn that back in
14:25And head for a lucky number seven
14:27Lucky number seven
14:29For J.P. Morgan and Robert Hedges
14:31And there is a $300 bargain
14:33Yeah
14:34Sure
14:35J.P.
14:36J.P.
14:37If a carton of eggs is marked large by the USDA
14:42How much must the twelve eggs weigh?
14:45Well, I've just recently gotten into eggs
14:49And, uh
14:50And actually, I've
14:53You can poke a little hole in the end and just suck out the yolk
14:56And it's called egg sucking
14:58Uh-huh
14:59And that would
15:00The answer to your question is
15:01Yeah
15:0224 ounces
15:03I see
15:04And I'd like my car brought around, please
15:05All right
15:06And also, your unemployment line you're ready for
15:11Robert Hedges
15:12Uh, it's a total of, uh, twelve ounces
15:15Michael
15:16I'll take the 24 ounces
15:17That's it, 24 ounces
15:18We should know
15:20Well, I'll continue looking for the rest of those 300s, try number eight
15:27Number eight
15:28Number eight
15:29For Jan Murray, Robert Hedges
15:30Can we see box number eight?
15:31And it's a $300 box
15:33All right, Jan
15:34Jan, this year men were drilling under the Great Salt Lake in Utah
15:40And so what were they looking for, Jan?
15:43Oh, they were looking for the lead singer from the Mormon Tabernacle Choir
15:46They ran away with the missing Osmond brother
15:53Nobody
15:54I, uh, I'm gonna, right after the show I'm going into egg sucking myself
16:03It sounds like a very, you know, fruitful thing to do
16:07Anyway, uh, I would dwell
16:10Well, what am I, what am I carrying on? Like it's such a difficult question
16:13They're digging for gold, of course, they heard there was gold in Utah
16:17Robert
16:18Uh, no, it's, they're looking for new oil
16:21New oil resources
16:22They're looking for new oil
16:23That's right, Michael, they are looking for new oil
16:29Two $300 boxes
16:31Okay, I'll try for the win and go for number six
16:34All right, number six, he's looking for the third $300 box
16:37And, uh, that, however, is connected to Lonnie Schor and Robert Hedges
16:42So that gives you an idea how good your chances are of this being a $300 box
16:47But if it is, you could win the game at $900
16:51Ladies and gentlemen of America, what is box number six?
16:55I don't believe it!
17:00Just a second
17:02Just a second
17:03I don't believe it!
17:04We've got to let Mr. Schor cool down for just a moment
17:07We'll have a commercial, we'll come right back
17:09It's gonna be all right, honey
17:10I don't believe it!
17:11It's gonna be all right
17:21All right, welcome back to the best of Lonnie Schor
17:24And, uh, Gene Remmer is in control right now
17:28Now, Gene, which box would you like?
17:29I'd like to see what's behind number 11
17:31Number 11
17:32Well, that is
17:33Oh!
17:34This might be it!
17:35If this isn't it, Gene!
17:37It's connected to Lonnie What's-His-Name and Barbara Sharma
17:41And so, could we see box number 11?
17:43It's a
17:51What?
17:52What?
17:53Oh!
17:54What do I do now?
17:55I was gonna say, you remember how to play our game?
17:56I've forgotten it's been so long
17:58I ask you a question, you give me an answer
17:59Here we go
18:00Okay
18:01All right, according to Good Housekeeping
18:02You are driving and there's a drunk in front of you
18:04I'm driving
18:05And there's a drunk in front of you
18:06There's a drunk
18:07What's the best thing you could possibly do?
18:08Get that sucker off your lap immediately
18:10Cause you can't
18:13You can't see anything
18:15Uh, well
18:19The best thing that you can do
18:21The best things you can do
18:22Who asked me that? Gene?
18:23Gene, this you?
18:24Gene, pay attention
18:25That's right
18:26I don't get to answer much
18:27But when I answer them, they're right, honey
18:28You slow down
18:32Barbara Sharma
18:33No
18:34You, you, uh
18:36You pass them and you get away from them
18:39All right, Gene, what do you think?
18:40I would slow down
18:41That's right
18:42Slow down
18:43God love you
18:46See?
18:48That's all you needed to do
18:49Just ask me, I'll tell you
18:50I'll tell you
18:52Yes, Gene
18:53Number 16 looking for
18:54Oh, number 16
18:55Another chance for Lonnie
18:56And this time Wolfman Jack
18:57And she's looking for another $100 box
18:59And she found it
19:01Okay
19:04You're on a roll, Ronnie
19:05Yeah
19:07There you are
19:08Lonnie, if you were bitten by a tsetse fly
19:11A what?
19:12Tsetse fly
19:13A what?
19:14Tsetse fly
19:15Thank you
19:16What?
19:17You said that so well
19:18What illness might you contract?
19:20You get swollen tsetse
19:21You get, you get, um
19:26Let's see, that's from the jungle, right?
19:29Yeah, tsetse flies, you'd get malaria
19:32Wolfman Jack from Midnight Special, what's your answer?
19:35I think it's the boogaloo flu
19:38No, I know about this
19:41This is actually sleeping sickness is what it is
19:43Jean Remer
19:45I'll go with malaria
19:47No, ma'am
19:48Sleeping sickness
19:49And so that means that box goes over now to Michael Grindon
19:53Well, I'm gonna look for that other $300
19:55I'll try number 12
19:56Number 12, looking for that if he finds it
19:58He could win the game, $900 bucks and a special prize
20:00Can we see box number 12?
20:02And there's a $100 box
20:03That's for JP Morgan and for Barbara Sharma and JP
20:08The normal number of ribs in a human being is 24
20:12Approximately how many people have a 25th rib?
20:15The ones with the barbecue sauce
20:17And that's one out of 20, uh, 20,000
20:21One in 20,000, all right, Barbara Sharma
20:23No, that's one in 20
20:25Uh-huh, Michael
20:26I believe it's one in 20,000
20:28No, sir, one in 20
20:30Well, now that box goes over automatically to Jean Remer
20:33And Jean's gonna make our next pick after we have these choice words for you
20:37All right
20:38Jean Remer, uh, time's up for today
20:51We'll continue the game tomorrow
20:52And that goes for you too, Michael Grindon
20:54And, uh, we'll resume with the exposed portion of the board as you see it now
20:57Before we leave, I know a lot of you folks are from out of town here in Los Angeles
21:01Get down to Studio One because our own Liz Torres is down there
21:04Uh-huh, yes, sir
21:05Tearing things up at Studio One
21:06Yes
21:07I just love it, sir
21:08It's a terrific act, come down and see me, you'll have a good time
21:12It certainly is, I hear great reports, I've had a chance to get down there
21:16And it's a good club too, isn't it?
21:17Yes, we're packed every night, every show
21:19You gotta make reservations to come down
21:21It's a really exciting time for me
21:22Well, you're there, that's why
21:24Thanks, gang, for a great show
21:25See y'all tomorrow
21:26And we'll see you folks tomorrow with a bank of $5,250
21:30Bye-bye
21:32Our departing contestants will receive two days rental of HR's portable steam carpet cleaning system
21:36With a supply of rug cleaner and shampoos
21:38HR carpet care centers available in supermarkets
21:40And Lipton Make-A-Better Burger
21:42Nutritious souring protein with Lipton seasoning touch
21:45Makes brown meat go twice as far and tastes better
21:47Make-A-Better Burger
21:48Plus an assortment of candy
21:49Including Blamo, the only sugarless bubble gum in chunk form that kids like extra thrifty to Blamo
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