Meri Pehli Shaadi - Stand Up Comedy Special

2 days ago

Credits
Written & Performed by : Chirag Panjwani (@ichhadhari_naag)
Directed by : Anuj Mehta (@pavlikam)
Executive Producers : Chirag Panjwani, Anuj Mehta
Edited by : Anuj Mehta (@pavlikam)
Line Producer : G.Balraj Singh Ghai
Live Producer : Saurabh Bothra ,Tushar Poojari, Gaurav Aher
Moral Support : Saurabh Bothra
Production Design : Mahima Hinduja
Lead Camera Operator : Santosh Kardak
Camera Operators : Hash Shah,Vivian Castelino, Aaditi Hirani,Fardeen Hasmi, Suraj, Santosh
Sound Recordist : Yash Barse, Abhay Thakur
Sound recording consultant : Sreejit Menon
Sound Mixed & Mastered by : Sreejith Menon
Transcript & Subtitling by : Anmol Gawand
Intro Animation: Ameya Agarwal
Venue : Below the Habitat, Mumbai
Camera Equipment : Paxton Equipments
Music : Everest Band Baja
Thumbnail maine banaya hai
Opening Act: Pavitra Shetty

Timestamps:
00:00 Paisa
21:19 Pyaar
31:48 Purpose
37:32 Propose
45:40 Parents
54:11 Phish
58:01 Preparation
1:02:12 Performance
1:06:01 Pagdi
1:11:35 Panjwanis

Transcript

00:00:00Alright, are you guys ready? Yes? Alright, keep that dazzling!

00:00:08And please welcome a stage, Jarlina, 0x20!

00:00:31I'll tell you my opening thoughts, I feel a little overdressed.

00:00:37Because you are like this.

00:00:40I didn't have to make this show for the show. Actually, my wedding is Shirwani.

00:00:47When all the clothes are in marriage, everyone says that this is a full waste,

00:00:51because you will only wear it once again.

00:00:55I'll wear it once again.

00:01:00Let's find a place.

00:01:03Thank you so much for coming out.

00:01:04Many friends have come to support me. I appreciate that.

00:01:07There is also a billionaire.

00:01:11At some point, I don't know where to go, but I just want to tell them,

00:01:14that at some point in the show, there will also be a billionaire bitching.

00:01:21Don't think bad, don't you.

00:01:25What's your side?

00:01:30No!

00:01:31No!

00:01:32But you don't.

00:01:34Actually, it's your sister.

00:01:37You don't have to do anything.

00:01:39Who's married? Who's married?

00:01:40Who's married? Please, take your hand and take your hand.

00:01:42And the rest?

00:01:43Are you all bachelors?

00:01:46Get out, man.

00:01:49Get out.

00:01:50Yes, brother.

00:01:51No, actually,

00:01:53I live for the bachelors' show.

00:01:55In life,

00:01:56their energy remains a little bit.

00:01:58Annoying,

00:01:59when they say,

00:02:00house party.

00:02:04I'm so happy,

00:02:05you're going to get away from them.

00:02:08Because,

00:02:09I don't have any plans in my life.

00:02:11I don't have any interest in my house party.

00:02:12We'll go on the track.

00:02:13Are you a mountain person?

00:02:14And then,

00:02:15I'm an air-conditioned person.

00:02:21Don't eat your mind.

00:02:24And,

00:02:25you're like,

00:02:26you're bored,

00:02:27you don't want to enjoy anything.

00:02:28It's so big,

00:02:29to be honest,

00:02:30because,

00:02:31I'm going to put all the blame on her.

00:02:34I don't even know where I go.

00:02:35I'm going to say,

00:02:36sorry, my wife won't do it.

00:02:38Otherwise,

00:02:39I have a lot of money in your house.

00:02:40I have a lot of money in your house.

00:02:41I have a lot of money in your house.

00:02:42I have a lot of money in your house.

00:02:43I have a lot of money in your house.

00:02:46But,

00:02:47what can I do?

00:02:48I'm not bored.

00:02:49I'm bored.

00:02:50I'm a fattu.

00:02:51I have a lot of money in my house.

00:02:52It's not a mistake.

00:02:53I know,

00:02:54for a long time,

00:02:55I've used my mother to this.

00:02:56I can't give a coffee.

00:02:57My mother has been doing it.

00:02:58But,

00:02:59it's an expiry.

00:03:00You can't say after 30 years.

00:03:03You can't say,

00:03:04no,

00:03:05my mother has been doing it.

00:03:07So,

00:03:10now,

00:03:11I don't understand the social situation.

00:03:12I'm going to say, sorry,

00:03:13I won't allow my wife.

00:03:14I say,

00:03:15I won't allow your wife.

00:03:16You're my own.

00:03:19You're a bachelor,

00:03:20I don't understand.

00:03:23When was your marriage?

00:03:24Which month was it?

00:03:25November.

00:03:26November.

00:03:27Very nice.

00:03:28This is the same dates.

00:03:29November to Jan.

00:03:30Pandit Ji.

00:03:31This is the same dates.

00:03:32Everything is very dangerous.

00:03:34Luckily,

00:03:35my date came out on the 4th.

00:03:37Because,

00:03:38we didn't have a date directly from Pandit Ji.

00:03:40We didn't have a date directly from Pandit Ji.

00:03:41We didn't have a date.

00:03:42We didn't have a date.

00:03:43We didn't have a date right.

00:03:44It was the date of the day.

00:03:45I can't say,

00:03:46I'm a woman.

00:03:47And,

00:03:48I'm a man.

00:03:49And,

00:03:50you know,

00:03:51because,

00:03:52you know,

00:03:53it's an important difference between off-season and on-season.

00:03:55I mean,

00:03:56it's called half-rate.

00:03:57If you do it in off-season.

00:03:58You're only guest chik-chik.

00:04:00They say,

00:04:02Agra, it's so warm.

00:04:04I thought, don't die.

00:04:12I was using it as a filter.

00:04:14Someone asked, Agra, you are eliminated.

00:04:16I said, you are eliminated.

00:04:18What are you going to task?

00:04:22Someone's planning is going on for a wedding.

00:04:24Who is it?

00:04:26Okay.

00:04:28Who is it?

00:04:30Who is it?

00:04:32Who is it?

00:04:34Who is it?

00:04:36When is it?

00:04:38When is it your sit?

00:04:402 February.

00:04:42Okay.

00:04:44Is it going to be done?

00:04:46It's going to be so stressful for these people.

00:04:48If anyone is doing this,

00:04:50it won't be less than a million.

00:04:52Go talk about anything

00:04:54I think a small function

00:04:56add 7,000,000.

00:05:00I said, how?

00:05:02But,

00:05:03the Haldika packet is 35,000.

00:05:07How is it made 7,000,000?

00:05:09Because there are such costs

00:05:11that you have no idea in Bachelor's life.

00:05:13Like our decor.

00:05:14He asked me,

00:05:15Sir,

00:05:16how do you fit full?

00:05:18I said,

00:05:20I said,

00:05:21how do you fit it?

00:05:24When you put the pointed side,

00:05:26you wonder

00:05:27that

00:05:28you have a beautiful side.

00:05:30He said,

00:05:31you will fit full natural

00:05:33or artificial?

00:05:34I said,

00:05:35what is the difference?

00:05:36The budget of natural functions

00:05:37is $4,000,000.

00:05:38But,

00:05:39if you put artificial,

00:05:40we will give you a discounted package

00:05:41of $4,15,000.

00:05:46I said,

00:05:47brother,

00:05:48you just make something

00:05:49for the cutters.

00:05:52And,

00:05:53I said,

00:05:58I don't have any other place for this discount.

00:06:00You know,

00:06:01it's a stressful time

00:06:02to plan a marriage.

00:06:03That,

00:06:04at that time,

00:06:05I was watching a movie.

00:06:06And,

00:06:07if I had doubts in the last minute,

00:06:09then,

00:06:10I would get triggered so much.

00:06:14How dare she?

00:06:18How can I do it?

00:06:19How can I do it?

00:06:20I love it.

00:06:21I said,

00:06:22Anjali's card.

00:06:27It's a card.

00:06:30Please don't say anything.

00:06:31What's your love?

00:06:32It's also a big deal.

00:06:37We lose,

00:06:38we miss each other.

00:06:39But,

00:06:40we are non-refundable hall,

00:06:41Anjali!

00:06:47If you've seen something,

00:06:48this is a true character of Shahruk.

00:06:49He's so lame

00:06:50He's so lame.

00:06:53He can tell Anju

00:06:54how much earlier

00:06:55he wants to marry her.

00:06:57But,

00:06:58he would marry him in the arrangements of Amun.

00:07:05Because how many times were there.

00:07:06When the rain came out of the rain,

00:07:08when he was singing in the summer camp,

00:07:13he was singing in the summer camp,

00:07:14he was telling him,

00:07:15full summer.

00:07:17But he was waiting for the end,

00:07:18that the bandit ji could be clear.

00:07:22Then he would go down.

00:07:23After that, Salman doesn't have any idea.

00:07:25Sergeant ji, the house is coming,

00:07:26but...

00:07:29Who will take the bill?

00:07:33In fact, I think that he was looking at it

00:07:35and he was asking all of them.

00:07:38The second one,

00:07:39let's do it.

00:07:43The battery life doesn't have much of these guys.

00:07:49What a bad mother, man.

00:07:51Let your son write anything,

00:07:52let's clear the I.I.T.

00:07:54Do it again.

00:07:55Do it again.

00:07:56Do it again.

00:07:57Do it again.

00:07:59If you all think,

00:08:01who will cry when I die?

00:08:03After dying,

00:08:04how many chances are in my life?

00:08:05How many thoughts are in my life?

00:08:06How many thoughts are in my life?

00:08:07So, you have to make a guest list of your wedding.

00:08:10All of them come to Excel.

00:08:13With degrees of closeness.

00:08:15You will have to call it in three functions.

00:08:18I will call it in the reception.

00:08:20I will call it in the reception.

00:08:21And people always do this account

00:08:23that it is such a cost

00:08:24because it will become such a guest list

00:08:25in the wedding.

00:08:26I always thought

00:08:27that I will not do the wedding.

00:08:28I was very sure about this.

00:08:30I was actually a very

00:08:32kind of like a Tinder guy.

00:08:35Actually, I also got a Tinder from my grandmother.

00:08:37It's 30.

00:08:38I was a good friend.

00:08:43I don't even remember knowing

00:08:44about this.

00:08:45Did I play a Tinder right?

00:08:49This is a very wrong thing.

00:08:51People are also getting hooked up on the life.

00:08:56Matrimol sites are getting hooked up.

00:08:57I ended up getting married once in Tinder.

00:08:59How do I understand?

00:09:01I feel like I ordered a biryani from a blanket.

00:09:08There was a small snack from here.

00:09:17I got full plate.

00:09:21I always thought that I won't do a wedding.

00:09:23So that's why I didn't have any account.

00:09:25Okay, I went to random wedding and criticized it.

00:09:29I'm going to do a podcast with Shashwit, number one bullshit.

00:09:32In that, we openly said that if it's less than 1 crore,

00:09:36I don't even want to send an invitation.

00:09:40What's this all?

00:09:42They're criticizing their mistakes.

00:09:44And I know that I was doing this in this Natak.

00:09:45I was giving constructive criticism.

00:09:47That in the next function,

00:09:48look, there's a little noodle in the next function.

00:09:52And the host that's so triggered.

00:09:54Take my hand, take my hand and take my hand.

00:09:57I'm going to eat a motor noodle.

00:10:01So every day I got mistakes,

00:10:03they will call me all.

00:10:06Okay.

00:10:06And I was going to say,

00:10:07I'm alone.

00:10:09I'm going to say,

00:10:09I'm alone.

00:10:12I'm going to say,

00:10:13I'm double.

00:10:15I'm going to pay for some of my children.

00:10:18So it's probably that I can break the plate,

00:10:19I'll get them here.

00:10:24And this can happen,

00:10:26it's a bit selfish.

00:10:27I'll pay for it once again for a friend.

00:10:31My friend is not her sister.

00:10:37I don't like it.

00:10:40Leave me alone, I don't like it.

00:10:48You'll be criticising the whole day,

00:10:50brother, what do I do?

00:10:52I'll say, brother, if you can give it to him before 4th,

00:10:54then you can give it to him.

00:10:57Then you'll have a plate.

00:11:01I was so stressed.

00:11:03At that time, people didn't see me.

00:11:05I was only seeing plates.

00:11:09At that time, I had only one single point agenda.

00:11:12Brother, I don't want to make a new friend from the wrong time.

00:11:17It's going to be down on the full system.

00:11:20Someone said, it's good for me.

00:11:22I said, I'm in the middle of the ***.

00:11:23What do I say in the middle of the ***?

00:11:26What?

00:11:28It's our interaction.

00:11:31It was so much like a plate in my mind.

00:11:34And in my invitation, my favourite people,

00:11:37who I would say, I would say,

00:11:39thank you for inviting, but we won't get here.

00:11:40Oh my God.

00:11:43My relationship is intact.

00:11:44My plate is intact.

00:11:45Wow.

00:11:46Wow.

00:11:47So, this list was growing up.

00:11:50I was stressed out of my friends.

00:11:52I know.

00:11:52And I think marriage is expensive for everyone.

00:11:55I thought, I thought, I would have to pay for the money.

00:12:00They have done everything by doing 500 functions.

00:12:03They have done something different.

00:12:05I think the most expensive guests call Rihanna.

00:12:07Performance.

00:12:08Do you know how many people paid him?

00:12:11Ballpark figure, do you know?

00:12:1373 crores.

00:12:15Very close, ma'am.

00:12:1673 crores plus one plate.

00:12:24That was also gone.

00:12:28Why are they taking me now?

00:12:30So, this was my list.

00:12:32I had so much attention.

00:12:33I had told her,

00:12:35I have so much money in my affair.

00:12:36Everyone is saying,

00:12:38Look,

00:12:39His family told us

00:12:41that we are doing it in the warm-up,

00:12:43but in May, my birthday is also coming.

00:12:45So, she said,

00:12:46in our culture,

00:12:47to get married in a birthday month.

00:12:50I said,

00:12:51in our culture,

00:12:52there is a huge amount of bankruptcy.

00:12:57If someone gets out of bed,

00:12:59they say they are very unlucky.

00:13:03So, I tried to make my guest list,

00:13:07I asked my father,

00:13:08that I have made my list of 43.

00:13:11I tried to make my list of 43.

00:13:13I tried to make my list of 40.

00:13:16But,

00:13:17now,

00:13:18it is about 40 to 43.

00:13:19Then, my father said,

00:13:20okay,

00:13:21I have to start writing my list.

00:13:22My parents are very social.

00:13:24They are both doctors.

00:13:26If anyone is also remotely

00:13:28in the medical field,

00:13:29their lives are very different.

00:13:30They can't ask anyone,

00:13:31as well.

00:13:33They all have to ask them to make their list.

00:13:37They all have to fill their teeth khudli.

00:13:40They will not do an interaction with doctors.

00:13:43They will not do an interaction with doctors.

00:13:44Is there a free consultation?

00:13:45They will.

00:13:47They will make a match.

00:13:48Any field there.

00:13:49I am a dentist.

00:13:50Look bro,

00:13:51is there a vegetable.

00:13:53It is aыс.

00:13:54What are you doing?

00:13:56What are you doing?

00:14:02I saw it in front of my eyes.

00:14:03I saw it in a wedding with my mother.

00:14:05My mother asked me,

00:14:06Shilpi said,

00:14:07Madam, can I see this photo?

00:14:12I'm in a wedding, Shilpi.

00:14:14Don't put your petticoat down.

00:14:21Go and complete your fare, please.

00:14:24Go and complete your work.

00:14:28So, doctors, not just want to be very social.

00:14:31Everyone thinks they should keep their contact list.

00:14:34Sometimes they should come to a consultation free.

00:14:37They also called them in a lot of married people.

00:14:39They are also in a lot of social circles.

00:14:41But that day, I started to know how many people are.

00:14:43Papa started to write a list.

00:14:45The first line item they said,

00:14:46Write,

00:14:4790 cousins of the mother's side.

00:14:51I said, 90.

00:14:5390.

00:14:54Is it still time to work from home?

00:14:56How many people are doing?

00:14:59The 90 is.

00:15:01They are thegritrashd.

00:15:02How can they be able to enter the first entry?

00:15:07What are you doing?

00:15:08They said,

00:15:09I did not write it.

00:15:10They wrote a list for me.

00:15:12They wrote a list for I.

00:15:14I said, Father, how will we manage this?

00:15:17There are so many people who are in it.

00:15:19There are so many people who are in it.

00:15:21And I'm calling my friends from my own.

00:15:24Those who are the bachelors,

00:15:27they are also in your mouth.

00:15:33I'm always a girl who is staying away from the family.

00:15:37I keep a simple filter.

00:15:39If someone calls you and calls you normally,

00:15:41I always talk to you.

00:15:42I always talk to you.

00:15:44You've forgotten us.

00:15:45I've forgotten you.

00:15:46I've forgotten you.

00:15:47I've forgotten you.

00:15:48I've forgotten you.

00:15:49I've forgotten you.

00:15:50I've forgotten you.

00:15:51I've forgotten you.

00:15:52I've forgotten you.

00:15:53I've forgotten you.

00:15:54But at the time of marriage,

00:15:55your parents are very close.

00:15:58Those who have lost your property,

00:15:59their own accommodation.

00:16:01And it's so complex.

00:16:05If you start to do it immediately,

00:16:08there are so many variables.

00:16:10You won't do it.

00:16:11You've sent us a card on WhatsApp.

00:16:13Actually,

00:16:14come to the house,

00:16:15sit in the house,

00:16:16sit in the hands of Kapoor,

00:16:17and

00:16:18put the card in the mouth.

00:16:20You've got the card in the mouth.

00:16:22You've got the card on the mouth.

00:16:25You've got the card on the mouth.

00:16:28And you have just called us.

00:16:29And I'm like,

00:16:30mental is guaranteed,

00:16:31I'm going to call the card on working.

00:16:32And I'm going to call disconnect,

00:16:33and change sims.

00:16:34Hello!

00:16:36This call is a healthy call.

00:16:39If you're coming, you're going to hit two.

00:16:45When I was married, I was very conscious.

00:16:48Because there are some weird energy that comes in.

00:16:52It doesn't seem like it's a family.

00:16:54It's also a kind of a variant of Dulan.

00:16:59How are these arrangements?

00:17:00I'm used to a certain lifestyle.

00:17:02I'll put a rule in my marriage so much.

00:17:05If you throw anything like Dulan, you'll have sex with Dulan.

00:17:13Don't understand me.

00:17:15This rule is irrespective of gender.

00:17:20But Fufa Ji also says,

00:17:23Gulaab Jamund are very cold.

00:17:25I'm going to show you a piping hot Gulaab Jamund.

00:17:38And Shromona's relationship is fully activated.

00:17:41Shromona has made her own engagement dress.

00:17:44She's a designer.

00:17:46She plays NOS.

00:17:48I'm not promoting it.

00:17:49I'm not promoting it.

00:17:50I'm not promoting it.

00:17:51I'm not promoting it.

00:17:52She plays NOS.

00:17:53His spelling is H-N-O-S-S.

00:17:56We always work on the wedding.

00:17:57I don't want to promote it.

00:17:58I don't want to promote it.

00:17:59I don't want to promote it.

00:18:00It's also H-N-O-S-S.

00:18:01It's also H-N-O-S-S.

00:18:03So, she has made herself a dress.

00:18:04It was very good.

00:18:05So, she said,

00:18:06She said,

00:18:07Now, what we wear on your wedding,

00:18:09That's what we wear on your wedding.

00:18:13She said,

00:18:14I don't want to wear on my wedding.

00:18:15It's so much work.

00:18:16You say,

00:18:17No.

00:18:18What you wear on your wedding,

00:18:19We will wear on that.

00:18:20I said,

00:18:21I'm going to wear a bikini.

00:18:27Maroon color.

00:18:29Golden zharri.

00:18:32You have to say,

00:18:33It's the theme of wedding.

00:18:35I don't know.

00:18:36What is it, bro?

00:18:37They keep doing everything.

00:18:38They are like 780 people.

00:18:40So, I said,

00:18:41I said,

00:18:42How do we do this?

00:18:43If we come in,

00:18:44There won't be oxygen in the mood.

00:18:46How do we fit in the wedding?

00:18:48We won't do it.

00:18:49We will do it.

00:18:50We will do it.

00:18:51We will do it.

00:18:52We will do it.

00:18:53We will do it.

00:18:54We will go to the stage.

00:18:55We will do it.

00:18:56We will do it.

00:18:57We will do it.

00:18:58I said,

00:18:59We will do it.

00:19:00It's a very cringe.

00:19:02It's a very cringe.

00:19:03I put it on the display.

00:19:07I said,

00:19:08We will take the stage.

00:19:09We will go to the crowd.

00:19:10From the people.

00:19:11For the people.

00:19:12By the people.

00:19:13That's right.

00:19:14That's right.

00:19:15I said,

00:19:16That's a very important concept.

00:19:18If you don't do the stage,

00:19:20Then we will not come.

00:19:29This is a very important way.

00:19:31Once you look like this,

00:19:32You will change your eyes.

00:19:36Then I was looking like this.

00:19:37I was looking like this.

00:19:38In their TBL,

00:19:39In their TBL,

00:19:40In their TBL,

00:19:41In their TAHUJI break even.

00:19:42Nice.

00:19:44Well done.

00:19:46I didn't say anything.

00:19:47I was looking like this.

00:19:49I was looking like this.

00:19:50I was looking like this.

00:19:51I was looking like this.

00:19:52I have a profit.

00:19:53Very nice.

00:19:55Then my mind is just this.

00:19:57Actually,

00:19:58If you want to get married,

00:19:59Please,

00:20:00Please,

00:20:01Take them.

00:20:02That's right.

00:20:03You say that,

00:20:04It's our insight,

00:20:05We need a gift.

00:20:06That we don't have to take anyone.

00:20:07That's what we need to take

00:20:08Good money.

00:20:09It's good.

00:20:10You can take it.

00:20:12Either it's your blessings,

00:20:13Or it's your dinner set.

00:20:16We will give you a plate.

00:20:18It's the same thing.

00:20:24What do I do with this?

00:20:27Then I thought,

00:20:28how can the money go out?

00:20:30How can the money go out?

00:20:31I thought,

00:20:32the stage way,

00:20:33all the decor is removed.

00:20:37Contactless blessings.

00:20:40Do another scan,

00:20:41give an award.

00:20:42Do a wedding hashtag.

00:20:43Do a wedding hashtag.

00:20:48So,

00:20:49I was like,

00:20:50I was like,

00:20:51I was like,

00:20:52so I think,

00:20:53my parents are a little upset.

00:20:54Because,

00:20:55there are a lot of opportunities

00:20:57that all people are in celebration.

00:20:59They don't always have any problems.

00:21:00So, they thought,

00:21:01we are happy.

00:21:02This is our first wedding.

00:21:04My little brother is also here.

00:21:06This is not my first wedding.

00:21:08So,

00:21:09they are so excited.

00:21:10I was like,

00:21:11I was like,

00:21:12so my father asked me,

00:21:13if there is anything like that

00:21:15in this wedding,

00:21:16you are happy.

00:21:17I said,

00:21:18actually,

00:21:19I am so happy with the girl.

00:21:20Because,

00:21:21in my mind,

00:21:22there was always one criteria.

00:21:23That,

00:21:24there is no conflict.

00:21:25I think,

00:21:26this is a common gender criteria.

00:21:31In the girls,

00:21:32there is a maturity,

00:21:33that,

00:21:34when there is no conflict,

00:21:35we will grow.

00:21:38And,

00:21:39we will not grow.

00:21:40We will grow.

00:21:41We will grow.

00:21:42We will grow.

00:21:43We will grow.

00:21:44We will grow.

00:21:45We will grow.

00:21:51Chill out, my brother.

00:21:52This is my starting line.

00:21:55I saw that,

00:21:56I saw that,

00:21:57in school,

00:21:58I started dating at 11th.

00:21:59So,

00:22:00there was a common pattern,

00:22:01that,

00:22:02you know,

00:22:03I was hurt.

00:22:04And,

00:22:05I saw that,

00:22:06we are not fighting alone.

00:22:07So,

00:22:08I thought,

00:22:09that,

00:22:10if I will date a tomboy,

00:22:11a little blonde type guy,

00:22:13that,

00:22:14that,

00:22:15won't be our fight.

00:22:16And,

00:22:17I will maintain a straight,

00:22:18straight.

00:22:19No problem.

00:22:20So,

00:22:21this one's a bizzalade being so bad.

00:22:24Because,

00:22:25I had dated a tomboy,

00:22:26he was a bad boy with my frequency,

00:22:28but,

00:22:29it was not a long day,

00:22:30intensity.

00:22:37What happened?

00:22:38Other calls are coming,

00:22:40I've been doing something hot,

00:22:41I've been calling.

00:22:42And,

00:22:43my brain has gone.

00:22:46Sorry, man.

00:22:49This is a wrong studio.

00:22:52I don't know.

00:22:54Actually, there is no point.

00:22:56I think there is a criteria.

00:22:57Because the compatibility is so random.

00:23:00Either you are with someone or not.

00:23:02As long as you think or theory,

00:23:04you won't go away.

00:23:06Why are you dating me?

00:23:07My college is the best dancer, y'all.

00:23:10And you are dancing on me.

00:23:19So, my criteria is that if you don't have a lot of fights,

00:23:22and I also met with this.

00:23:23As I started dating,

00:23:24you don't have to fight.

00:23:26But I have been fighting for many years.

00:23:30So, I am not able to digest.

00:23:32We are calling on a video,

00:23:33and I have a question that says,

00:23:34you are asleep?

00:23:36So, sleep.

00:23:41I will sleep.

00:23:43So, if you sleep, you will sleep.

00:23:45I said, this is a good thing.

00:23:50But it's not like that.

00:23:52You sleep,

00:23:53it's so long,

00:23:54the message is so long,

00:23:55that you are growing up,

00:23:57and you are growing up,

00:23:58and you are growing up,

00:24:01and you are waking up,

00:24:03and you are sleeping alone,

00:24:06and you are not having a shame.

00:24:11Someone sends these messages to you?

00:24:16Anyone?

00:24:16He is pointing at his side.

00:24:21Wow, what a bold move, sir.

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