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00:00I'd like to introduce you your new colleague Lukas. So if you need to relieve your stress Lukas
00:12will be glad to help you. From now on he's all yours from 10 to 8. Who wants to be the first
00:20it's right? Maybe you Steve? I know that you had a tough meeting today.
00:33Hey
00:38Hey leave him alone. Well I paid for it so it's fair. Okay now I'm paying you get out
00:49of here. Oh well thank you ma'am. Thank you ma'am but this is how I make my money. It's okay. Tell me
01:00why are you charging so little for this? Well ma'am a buck ain't cheap to me.
01:08Looks like I have an offer for you.
01:10Well what do I have to do?
01:22Yeah uh
01:25Helen is this some kind of joke? No Lukas has signed a contract with our company. Right
01:30so I can I can just. Yeah. Don't worry sir. Just do it.
01:46I feel pretty damn good. You're welcome.
01:52So welcome to our family Lukas.
02:00The world finally started smiling at me and I met her. My Phoebe.
02:15I'm so sorry.
02:23Do you work here? No no I'm sorry.
02:25Well then um professional addicts can't keep me from asking you to dinner.
02:33Me? Yeah.
02:34Well um I don't know. How do I find you?
02:45Um
02:45I'm Lukas by the way.
03:04You're quite reckless.
03:15I was finally happy. Everything was going right. But I didn't know then that this meeting would change me.
03:24Am I furious? I'm glad to see you.
03:26What the heck? Are you kidding me?
03:33Me? No no no. I don't know what came over me.
03:37Right. Right.
03:40Uh
03:43I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm a little out of shape.
03:46Yeah you are. Very out of shape. You need to take care of yourself.
03:51We need you in the morning. I need you in the morning.
03:56Oh God. I never had pasta this good.
04:14I once lived with an Italian guy for a month and he told me his grandmother's recipe.
04:20Wow. You have such an interesting life.
04:23No.
04:26Can I ask a personal question?
04:35Yes please.
04:36I really like you. But...
04:39But what?
04:42What's wrong with your face? It's always...
04:47Well that's a very interesting question.
04:50You know, I like extreme sports.
04:54Uh huh. Cool.
05:01You have get so late?
05:02No. Uh, maybe the neighbor needs something.
05:06Wait a minute.
05:07Just...
05:07Okay.
05:12Steve.
05:13What are you doing here?
05:14You know man, I've been working overtime and I freaking hate it.
05:24So, you're gonna help me out with this buddy?
05:27Hey, I'm not at work right now, so let's do this tomorrow.
05:31Whoa.
05:35Whoa. I don't think you understand.
05:40Overtime is normal practice around here. To which you're entitled.
05:49And you know, Lucas, they pay good money.
05:53Hey, I don't need this.
05:57Oh. But I do.
06:03Lucas! Lucas!
06:04What? What happened?
06:13That guy.
06:16You guys were talking for so long. I came out and so he knocked you out and he didn't stop.
06:24And this money, you said, it was for the job.
06:28He was so scared.
06:30We have to call the police.
06:32No. No. No. No.
06:35It's okay.
06:36What do you mean it's okay?
06:44It's my job.
06:48And then I told her everything from the beginning.
06:51She was shocked.
06:53Phoebe said she didn't want to see me until I quit.
07:00I quit.
07:08Okay.
07:14That's it?
07:16I thought it would be harder.
07:18So, uh, what do I have to do?
07:21Do I have to work my two-week notice or what?
07:24No, you have to pay penalty.
07:26If I remember correct, three million dollars.
07:31Let's check.
07:32Wait, what?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Chapter three, paragraph six.
07:40It's in your contract that you read and signed.
07:44And besides, your contract is valid till the end of your life, darling.
07:49Yes.
07:49You should have read it more carefully.
07:52You can't do that.
07:55I didn't know.
07:57Where am I going to get that kind of money?
08:00This is business, Lucas.
08:02Now we'll get back to work.
08:05Looks like Courtney is having a bad day.
08:08She needs therapy.
08:09Hey, sir.
08:23Can you spare some money for a food, please?
08:30Do you want to earn some money?
08:32Yeah, sure.
08:34Anything you want.
08:35I'll slap you in the face.
08:45Easy.
08:46No head.
08:53I have a proposition for your body.
09:04Would a replacement work?
09:05I beg your pardon.
09:06I have found a replacement.
09:09You can do the job for half the money.
09:14Mister, can you please give us a couple of minutes?
09:18Oh, yeah, sure.
09:26So, it looks like you got it, right?
09:32What?
09:35You used to be...
09:52Not just me.
09:53Steve, Courtney.
09:55And we were able to get out of that.
09:57And you did, too.
10:00Lucas, happiness always has a slight flavor of someone's self's misery.
10:06That is how the world works.
10:10And you cannot change it.
10:13So, just get used to it.
10:17Taste of happiness always has a slight flavor of someone else's misery.
10:22Yes, at first you'll feel a little sick.
10:27It's your conscience.
10:29Mint candies can help with it.
10:30But it will not last forever.
10:38It will pass in about two weeks.
10:40So, congrats on your new position.
10:46No more slaps for you.
10:53Pass me this blank file, please.
10:54This is your new contract.
11:02And please read it carefully this time, okay?
11:06Hope to hear from you by the end of the day.
11:09You're welcome.
11:10You're welcome.
11:10You're welcome.
11:11You're welcome.
11:12I was 25 miles an hour.
11:14You're welcome.
11:15Yes, loser.
11:20I was just happy.
11:21You're welcome.
11:22I was just happy to watch this fall.
11:23You were long, for 생这是我不가 DAY
11:28Phoebe, don't hang up, honey.
11:44I quit my job.
11:47Yes, just like you asked.
11:50I'm not going to let them to humiliate me anymore.
11:54Let's have dinner.
11:56Tonight?
11:57Great.
11:59See you.
12:00Kisses.
12:27Hey, miss, can you?
12:41Here you go.
12:42Why did you do that?
12:53Hey, if you want the other half, follow me.
12:56Come on.
12:57Do you think it's okay to mock me just because I'm homeless?
13:00Now come on.
13:02Come on.
13:04Come on.
13:04Come on.
13:04Come on.
13:06Come on.
13:12Still a hundred bucks.
13:14A few more steps and it's all yours.
13:17Come on.
13:17Hey.
13:24You said a few steps.
13:27What?
13:27Can't you do a few more steps for a hundred bucks?
13:29Come on.
13:30You know what?
13:35Go to hell.
13:36I won't humiliate myself.
13:38Understand?
13:39Oh, really, huh?
13:40And sitting over there on your ass and begging for food, that's not humiliating?
13:43Or is this your hobby?
13:44It's a necessity.
13:45I have no other choice.
13:47Yeah, you do.
13:47Just walk.
13:48One small step for you, one giant leap for your stomach.
13:52Come on, buddy.
13:52No.
13:55What kind of pizza do you like?
13:57Huh?
13:58Pepperoni or cuatro formaggio?
14:01Or are you an anchovies man?
14:04Buddy, for a hundred bucks, you can have all three.
14:07Come on.
14:09Come on.
14:13All right.
14:14It's up to you.
14:29Good choice.
14:44Hey, what the hell?
14:53You promised.
14:54I'll give it to you if you do something for me, okay?
14:59I need you to take this box into my restaurant.
15:01What?
15:02Did I just run a mile to drag this damn box?
15:06Exactly.
15:07You're using me.
15:08Correct, man.
15:09Listen.
15:10There's no free lunch in life.
15:11Now grab it.
15:12Come on.
15:12Take this from the manager.
15:24Say Mr. Johnson sent you.
15:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
15:27Where are you going?
15:29Aren't you going to help me?
15:31It's heavy, you know?
15:32Yeah, I know it's heavy.
15:34Listen, nothing's easy in life.
15:37You've come this far.
15:38Why quit now?
15:40Mr. Johnson.
15:41Hey.
15:43Damn it.
15:46Oh!
15:46Hey, guys.
16:06Guys.
16:08I need your help.
16:09Hey, this is all I've done, so get out of here.
16:12That's not what I need.
16:14I need your help carrying that box.
16:17See?
16:20What do we get out of it?
16:22Oh.
16:25Hey, listen, guys.
16:26I've got nothing, but can't you help a fella in need?
16:30I mean, we should be helping each other, right?
16:33That is nonsense to somebody else.
16:36Got nothing to give?
16:37Deal with your problems yourself.
16:39Let's go, George.
16:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:42I was promised a hundred bucks for this job.
16:47Huh?
16:48See?
16:51No, no.
16:52Listen.
16:52When I get the other half, I'll glue it up together,
16:56get the change, and give you each $25.
17:00Huh?
17:04Deal?
17:06But if you trick us, I'll tear you into two parts.
17:09Let's go, George.
17:14Okay, put it right here.
17:18Hey.
17:20We are waiting for you.
17:22Yeah, thanks, guys.
17:27What are you doing here?
17:29Get out.
17:29Oh, wait, wait, wait.
17:30I was asked to bring in the box.
17:35See?
17:36That meat will be ordered.
17:38All right.
17:39Yeah.
17:42What do you want?
17:44Where's my money?
17:45What money?
17:46The restaurant owner was supposed to leave half a bill with you.
17:51Please.
17:52Get out of here.
17:57Wait, wait, stop.
17:58So, why are you all making fun of me?
18:02Yes.
18:03Come on, yes.
18:03I'm homeless, okay.
18:05But I'm a human being.
18:07Why are you always walking all over us?
18:09What have we done to you?
18:11I just want the payment for my work.
18:13Look, buddy, I didn't mean to offend you.
18:16Really.
18:17But honestly, I don't know who promised you money.
18:21Look, if you need a job, we're looking for a loader.
18:25I want a job.
18:27I've already done the job.
18:29For which I haven't been paid.
18:31So, come on, man.
18:34Just give me a couple of bucks.
18:37Come on.
18:38Look, I only can give you this.
18:44Yeah, thanks a lot.
18:50Well, where's the money?
18:52Um, guys, the thing is, there's no money.
18:59I knew you're cheating.
19:00George, hit him.
19:01No, no, please, I swear I got scammed.
19:03Please, don't hit me.
19:04I'll find the money.
19:05Yeah, we'll get it.
19:06I don't know.
19:07I'll figure something out.
19:08Please, believe me.
19:10If there's no money in a week, we'll continue this conversation.
19:17George.
19:20And take your trash bag.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Let's go.
19:52Good evening, sir.
19:59It's a pleasure to see you.
20:01Lenny will help you with the table.
20:04Have a nice evening.
20:07I'm sorry to interrupt you, sir, but with the table, I, sir, refuses to pay.
20:10I don't know what to do.
20:13Okay, John.
20:14I'll handle it.
20:14Sir, I'm Tom, the manager.
20:19Do you have an issue with the payment?
20:22No.
20:23There's no issue at all.
20:25There you go.
20:25How would you need a life?
20:46Do you like it?
20:46Yes, that's why I do it.
20:52You know, sometimes a person needs a kick in the ass to change their life.
20:56That's when they start making the small steps towards their goals.
21:02So that's why you changed my life.
21:09But you owe me a pizza.
21:14Oh, yeah.
21:15Pepperoni, quadro formaggio, anchovy, or all three.
21:19That's right.
21:23You know what?
21:24You're back from your business tree.
21:49Yes, I am.
21:51This is for you.
21:52Oh, thank you.
21:54Got it.
22:01What?
22:04What?
22:05What is that?
22:09Those are...
22:10Those are woman's panties.
22:14Oh, no way.
22:16I see they're woman's panties.
22:18Where did you get them?
22:20I don't know.
22:22Oh, which?
22:22What the hell is this?
22:25Jerry, thank you for last night.
22:28What the hell is this?
22:30Hey, I was on a plane last night.
22:32Oh, so you cheated on me on a plane?
22:34With the flyer tent?
22:35I didn't cheat on you anywhere.
22:37I...
22:37I don't know where this panties came from.
22:41You should make me sick.
22:42I'm going home.
22:44I'm going home.
22:44I'm going home.
22:44Call a taxi.
22:46Linda!
22:48What?
23:00Honey!
23:06Honey!
23:08Honey, you're overreacting, please.
23:11I don't know, maybe those panties just got stuck to me in the plane.
23:17I don't know.
23:18Really?
23:19In the two weeks of your business trip, this is the best excuse you can come up with?
23:24Okay, honey, I don't know, because this is just nonsense.
23:29Why don't you check what your mistress is texting you?
23:34I don't have any mistress. Look! Look!
23:37Honey, miss you? Are you kidding me?
23:41Oh!
23:42You may break my panties on the set.
23:46Oh, no!
23:47Eyes closed.
23:49Hey, is this...
23:50Good luck.
23:52I wish you both many happy years together.
23:56No, no, honey, honey, this is just misunderstanding.
23:59Misunderstanding?
24:01Yeah, you're right.
24:02Our whole marriage has been misunderstood.
24:04Oh!
24:06No, no! Linda! Linda!
24:07Please, let's talk! Linda!
24:09This is just...
24:10This is just...
24:22What's the...
24:23Oh, come on!
24:34Oh, come on!
24:35No...
24:36I'm sorry.
24:50It's okay.
24:51agreement
24:56Can I just wait, I, whoa, hey dude, get your hands off me.
25:26Oh, kill you, jerk!
25:39Hey, what the hell are you doing, man, easy, yeah?
25:41Don't even think about it, sweetie.
25:43Are you out of your mind?
25:44Let go of Paul.
25:45Oh, so you know this creep.
25:47Of course I do, Paul's like a worker of mine.
25:49Oh.
25:49Don't make a scene here.
25:51Maloes will contact you about the divorce.
25:53Oh, there's no need for a divorce because I didn't cheat on you.
25:56He set it all up.
25:57What?
25:58Linda, I have no idea what he's talking about, but is he having some sly problem here?
26:03You know, I better go.
26:04No, you're staying.
26:05And you're gonna tell my wife why you slip me a pair of woman's panties in the elevator,
26:11huh?
26:12Tell me.
26:13Paul, I'm very sorry about this.
26:15Please give us a minute.
26:16Yeah, just leave you guys here or I'll...
26:20Why did you let him go?
26:21It's all his fault.
26:22This is all your fault.
26:24What?
26:25What?
26:26Oh, God.
26:27How could I have wasted so many years on such a delusional cheater?
26:30No, no, Linda.
26:31I'm just trying to...
26:32No.
26:33That's over.
26:35Our relationship is over.
26:37I've always loved you and I've always been honest.
26:40Jesus, even Paul has come out with us before and I always said no.
26:45What?
26:46That's his motive, Linda.
26:47That's over, I said.
26:48Honey!
26:49I said no!
26:50Don't make me call security.
26:51Okay, we got a problem here.
26:55I'm not in trouble.
26:56I'm not in trouble.
26:57I'm not in trouble.
26:58No, I'm not in trouble.
26:59No, I'm not in trouble.
27:00No, she's totally.
27:07Okay, we got a problem here.
27:13I'm not in trouble.
27:14I don't know.
27:44What's going on?
27:49Who the hell are you?
27:50I'm gonna scream.
27:51Oh, go ahead.
27:52Scream.
27:53Explain to everyone how I got your picture on my phone.
27:58I don't know why you're talking about this.
28:00Not me.
28:02Well, maybe I should double-check with your husband, huh?
28:04What?
28:05Yeah, let your husband look at it.
28:07Is that your manicure?
28:08Your body?
28:10Your underwear?
28:11And most importantly, why is it all on my phone, huh?
28:17Is that what you want?
28:19No, please don't.
28:20My husband doesn't know anything.
28:23Then tell me, what's going on?
28:27Have a seat.
28:28And who are you anyway?
28:38I'm Laura.
28:40I'm Paul's assistant.
28:41Oh.
28:42So that freak set this all up?
28:45Yeah, he's been in love with your wife for a long time and wanted to break up your marriage.
28:51You succeed.
28:53But what does that have to do with you?
28:58He forced me to help him.
29:00He said he'd fire me if I didn't.
29:03Oh, girl.
29:09Now you're not going to want to get fired, but also you're going to be locked up for blackmail and slander.
29:15Oh, God.
29:15What have I done?
29:17Well, you know what?
29:19It's not too late to fix it if you're going to help me.
29:24You have the bra from the photo?
29:29Yeah, I'm wearing it right now.
29:35Take it off.
29:35Hey.
29:48Dude, aren't you still here?
29:50You know you should stop embarrassing your wife in front of everyone.
29:52Hey, you're right.
29:54I just wanted to apologize.
29:56I think I'm confused with somebody.
29:59No hard feelings, man.
30:00No hard feelings.
30:01No hard feelings.
30:02Okay.
30:03I'm so sorry.
30:04So, yeah, I'm sorry.
30:05Okay, you're good.
30:06You're good.
30:07You're good.
30:10Jesus.
30:13Hey, double cream, no sugar.
30:16Just the way you like it.
30:18Oh, come on.
30:21Not again.
30:24Where did this thing come from?
30:26Oh, it's the piece from the same set.
30:31Oh, Paul.
30:33Looks like we have the same mistress, huh?
30:35Well, let's finally return it to its honor.
30:39Your whole setup has failed.
30:42So, these are your assistants underwear?
30:46Did you have something to do with this?
30:48I know you did this.
30:50Listen, it's not what you think.
30:52I can explain.
30:52Hey, you better pack your bag and find another job.
30:55Because I don't think you'll be able to work here after this disgrace.
31:01Linda, I just wanted to be with you.
31:13Hey, you can't bail love on a lie.
31:17You're just a sick stalker.
31:19That's all.
31:21Now get away from my wife.
31:22Well, I think I owe you an apology.
31:33Yeah.
31:34Though I'm still lacking a little in a context.
31:38Well, Laura will explain everything to you.
31:44I promised her that you would hire her as an assistant after Paul leaves.
31:51But you will be working double after what you did.
31:55Even though I still don't know what exactly you did.
31:58Yes, of course.
32:03But that's for tomorrow.
32:05Because today is your day off.
32:08And they're still in an open bottle of great Spanish wine.
32:13So, let's go home.
32:16Let's go.
32:17Yeah.
32:21Hi, my name is Sergei Denga.
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