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Transcript

00:00Bro, please give me a hand.

00:02Come on, encourage me, man.

00:04You eat pizza, Vastu.

00:07Oh, so many people know me today.

00:10I've never gone to comedy.

00:12I'm going to do it today.

00:14I'm from South.

00:16How much is there in India?

00:18How much is there in India?

00:20Like these are Punjabi.

00:22They say they eat lassi parata.

00:24They say they eat idli dosa.

00:26They say they eat kashmiris.

00:28It's not like that.

00:30It's not like that.

00:32You close this stereotype.

00:34Any guesses?

00:36What's my favourite food item?

00:38One, one, one, one.

00:40Idli?

00:42No.

00:44No, no idli.

00:46Idli with sambar.

00:48I don't eat scally idli.

00:50It's so much of a stereotype.

00:52It's in your mind.

00:54I don't eat idli only two times.

00:56I don't eat it.

00:58I don't eat it.

01:00I don't eat it.

01:02Why don't you eat it?

01:04So please, guys, don't take these stereotype jokes very seriously.

01:08I don't eat idli all the time.

01:10Continue.

01:12Continue.

01:14Continue.

01:16Continue.

01:18Continue.

01:20I don't eat it.

01:22I don't eat it.

01:24I eat a lot.

01:26I eat a lot.

01:28Dosa,

01:29Mendwada.

01:30Dosa,

01:31Dosa.

01:32Dosa.

01:33Dosa.

01:34Dosa.

01:35Dosa.

01:37Dosa.

01:38Dosa.

01:39Dosa.

01:41Dosa.

01:47Dosa.

01:51Man, pardon bhai, that was really sad, yaar.

02:21But, I hope that you are doing this first time, and I hope that you are doing the last time.

02:27Don't do this again, bhai.

02:29You will do it again, with a dose.

02:32Where are you from?

02:33Meera Roda.

02:38But, like, ethnically, where are you from?

02:40Bangalore, Bangalore.

02:41Okay, Bangalore, you are from Bangalore.

02:43I think that you will come from stereotype, you will say something like,

02:46''Bancho, idli vada'' you say.

02:48You have the same thing.

02:50Now, the one who goes to me, I will go to the other side.

02:55But, you have to go to yourself, right?

02:57Yes.

02:57You have to go to the other side of yourself.

03:02Now, people are laughing, they have my mind.

03:05Okay.

03:05No, sir.

03:09No, I don't think so.

03:10You have to go to the other side of yourself.

03:12Do you have a girl friend?

03:14Yes.

03:15Yes.

03:16Then, what happened?

03:17She has a lot of attention, she has a lot of attention.

03:20I mean, she has a lot of attention.

03:22You have to go to the other side of you.

03:24What is this, dude?

03:28Oh...

03:29So, he has...

03:31What did he say? Did he cheat on him?

03:32No, I gave him break-up.

03:33You gave him break-up to him?

03:35He gave him, dude.

03:37How did you do break-up?

03:38If you are comfortable, tell him.

03:41This is the way that I would say,

03:43I didn't want to say the other girls,

03:45and then they would say,

03:45I'm myself.

03:47And then I didn't do more.

03:48And then I would say, it's over.

03:50What happened to girls?

03:52It means that it's a lot of gulu-gulu.

03:55Gulu-gulu?

03:57Would you like to explain gulu-gulu?

03:59Why?

04:00Gulu.

04:03Gulu means what?

04:04What do you want? Gulu.

04:06I mean,

04:07it's a girl's attention to other girls.

04:09I mean, we have to talk about it. It's okay.

04:12But I'm worried that, yeah, I can see this, I can see this, I can see this, I can see this, I can see this, I can see this, I can see this.

04:18Yeah.

04:19How did you get to know?

04:21My friend told me.

04:23Okay.

04:24He's my friend told me.

04:26He told me.

04:28He told me.

04:30Then he told me.

04:31You have a TikTok video.

04:33Gulu-gulu.

04:35Gulu-gulu.

04:37So when you get to know this,

04:39you'll get the water flowing in your mouth?

04:42No, no.

04:44When did this happen?

04:46Two months ago.

04:47You can't cry in any situation.

04:49Yeah.

04:50So why don't you go to land today?

04:52No.

04:53No.

04:54No.

04:55No.

04:56No.

04:57No.

04:58No.

04:59No.

05:00No.

05:01No.

05:02No.

05:03No.

05:04No.

05:04cry

05:06No sir, it won't be again

05:08It doesn't cry

05:10So if in your family

05:12Is your pet pet?

05:14It was

05:16This is the house

05:22So

05:24When your pet

05:26What was your pet?

05:28Chicken

05:30Chicken

05:32Chicken

05:34Yes

05:36No

05:38No

05:40No

05:42No

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06:18No

06:20No

06:22No

06:24No

06:26No

06:28No

06:30Just like your girlfriend

06:32No

06:34No

06:36No

06:38No

06:40No

06:42No

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07:22No

07:24No

07:26No

07:30No

07:32No

07:34No

07:36No

07:38No

07:40No

07:42No

07:46No

07:48There are only two genders, the rest of them are male.

07:51So you don't believe in gay people?

07:53No, no. There are only male and female.

07:55Okay.

07:56The rest of them are male and female.

07:58But sexuality is different, right?

08:07Manan by redemption.

08:11So you don't believe that bisexuality is?

08:13No, sir.

08:14I will leave you.

08:16I will leave you.

08:17I will leave you.

08:18I will leave you.

08:19I will leave you.

08:20I will leave you.

08:23Do you think that men can only fuck women?

08:26Yes.

08:27And women can only fuck men.

08:28So why did you leave them all?

08:33All my daughters.

08:35Who?

08:36Someone came here with you?

08:37No, sir.

08:38I just told my parents.

08:40So they are like,

08:41That's why they come here.

08:43And you know,

08:44If you have to do food and eat them,

08:46Then dad will be able to change.

08:47So they said,

08:48No, you will go alone.

08:50So why did you live with the same fate in your life?

08:55You'd think that I was standing on the podium,

08:57As he was sitting on the side,

08:58As he was looking,

08:59I wanted to make the same fate.

09:00I want to make the same fate.

09:01My God.

09:02Your life is in the food.

09:03I want to make the same fate.

09:04I want to make you sit here.

09:05You have to make your own fate.

09:06You have to make your own fate.

09:07I want to make your own fate.

09:08but you don't believe she exists exists no sir they exist but i don't support them like they don't

09:24exist for you

09:54How do you cut this?

09:57Hey, let's all kill each other.

10:00Let's all kill each other.

10:03Let's all kill each other.

10:06How many years are you?

10:08I've been 19.

10:09You're 19 right now.

10:10I really hope your opinion changes in the next two days.

10:14If you want to change your opinion quickly,

10:20please, Guru Taj lands in.

10:22Tonight.

10:25Abhishek, you drink my milkshake.

10:31Bhai, score.

10:32Score, score.

10:34I will kill him.

10:36You're going to kill him.

10:38You're going to go.

10:40You're going to Bombay.

10:42You're going to the band.

10:44You're going to the band.

10:46No, you're going to kill him.

10:48I don't disrespect him.

10:50You're totally retired, man.

10:51Sir, sir.

10:52Sir, sir.

10:53Yes, okay, okay.

10:54No problem.

10:55What personal opinion?

10:56You have a personal opinion.

10:57You're giving me personal opinion.

10:59You're giving me personal opinion.

11:00You're going to kill me.

11:01You're going to kill me.

11:03You're giving me personal opinion.

11:04No, no, no, no.

11:05No, no, no.

11:06No, no, no.

11:07No, no, no.

11:08No, no, no.

11:09No, no, no, no.

11:10No, no, no.

11:11No, no.

11:13So Deepak has given the answer zero.

11:15I also have two opinions.

11:18My brother.

11:19Zero.

11:20Zero from Alraj Gai.

11:21Zero.

11:22That's our personal opinion.

11:23Don't do it.

11:24Behanke Lund.

11:27Look.

11:28How many inclusive music,

11:303rd gender music,

11:31Behanke Lund.

11:33You understand that.

11:36Brother,

11:37Deepak has given us so much

11:39because he doesn't believe in this.

11:43So your average is 2.5.

11:46Brother, I will give you a smile.

11:48I don't have a self-aware.

11:50Brother, think,

11:51your eyes are still a little.

11:53Oh!

11:54Peeer ki shari mein

11:56lage lo tu chakachak.

11:58Peeer ki shari mein

12:00lage lo tu chakachak.

12:02Humse ek bar biaa kar la rani

12:05sabka ee bulbu.

12:06Bahia me kasi kasaiyan

12:09maare la cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha.

12:12Thirakoss.

12:13gerçekten

12:14I don't like that.

12:15Second in the second in the lapter

12:16ay jai.

12:17Oh!

12:18Raja, raja, raja.

12:19Koray cha msangra cha.

12:20Uthale pangpura.

12:21Chatar tab ca cha cha cha cha cha cha cha.

12:22Do you want to talk about your best friend?

12:52So, Arwan, are you in the real world?

12:56No, it's normal.

12:58It's a bit nice.

13:00So, what went wrong, brother?

13:03You know what's wrong?

13:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

13:07I'm talking about what the power of power is less.

13:09I know.

13:11Here, you have fought with 20 people.

13:15No, no, no.

13:16One hour.

13:17So, these people were on your show?

13:19No, no, no, no.

13:19I actually did it.

13:21Actually, I started a series where I was going to go to the street and go to the street and fundraise.

13:28So, I can fundraise one lakh rupees and help a farmer.

13:32Nice.

13:33How do I do this?

13:34I have 4 numbers.

13:35You need help.

13:36You need help.

13:37Don't do anything.

13:38You have to put it in the mouth.

13:41All the people say and say, they're tired.

13:48I have to put it in the mouth.

13:50So, what are you doing now, brother?

13:52You have to teach me now, brother.

13:54One thing, I have to put it in the mouth.

13:55Yeah.

13:56I have to put it in the mouth.

13:58Why?

13:59Why are you using the mic?

14:00Oh, man.

14:02What a idiot.

14:03Sorry.

14:04So, your name is Arwan Siddi.

14:08Yes.

14:09Your name is, your stage name is Zavdee Tukkushaayar.

14:12Zavdee.

14:13Zavdee.

14:14Zavdee Tullu.

14:15Zavdee Tukkushaayar.

14:16Zavdee Tullu.

14:17Zavdee Tullu.

14:18Why is that?

14:19It's like this.

14:20What is it?

14:21What is it?

14:22It's the initial first.

14:24Zhaatu.

14:25You don't know what it is.

14:27You know what it is.

14:28You know what it is.

14:29I can tell you.

14:31Okay.

14:32I can tell you something.

14:34Say it.

14:35No.

14:36I told you that, sir, I didn't say anything.

14:39No.

14:40Say it.

14:41Say it.

14:42Say it.

14:43Stop.

14:44Say it.

14:45яни dude.

14:46Hello.

14:47It's nice to meet you.

14:48Say it.

14:49You're inspired.

14:50Don't I expire?

14:51I have to.

14:52Inspire.

14:57Sorry.

14:57Maybe I expire.

14:59everybody's me, everybody.

15:02Bobby Berry Jordan!

15:03And he's my brother.

15:07My brother winsKA Теперь curry.

15:10Come and give me your back, and you come back.

15:22That was also opened from your back.

15:35So, here it is written that you like with biryani.

15:38Yes.

15:39Yes.

15:40What did you do?

15:41You are a man.

15:42Why do you like a hichdi?

15:45Hichdi, brother.

15:48My show came out of my show.

15:55This show is done, brother.

15:57I have a serious question.

16:00How many years have you done?

16:04Extend delay spray!

16:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:09What did you do?

16:10I got a big issue.

16:11I got a big issue.

16:14I got a big issue.

16:15I don't care.

16:20Yes.

16:21Yes.

16:22So, I was genuinely a question.

16:24How many years have you trained in boxing and MMA?

16:27After that, you become a coach.

16:28And how many people have you coached?

16:30How many years have you coached?

16:31I've been doing martial arts.

16:3218 years.

16:33I've been doing martial arts.

16:34Yes.

16:35I've been doing martial arts.

16:36Yes.

16:37I've been doing martial arts.

16:38I've been doing martial arts for 7 years.

16:39Super.

16:40Yes.

16:41I've been doing an MMA studio.

16:42I've been doing martial arts.

16:43I've been doing martial arts.

16:44I've been doing martial arts.

16:45I've been doing martial arts.

16:46Oh, wow.

16:47Wonderful.

16:48Super.

16:49That's very good.

16:50You're learning martial arts.

16:51That's really commendable.

16:52Very sweet.

16:53And if you're winning money today,

16:55then what will you do?

16:57I'll do two things.

16:58First, I'll complete the Farmer series.

17:01What series?

17:02I was doing fundraising.

17:03How much money you're saving?

17:04Now, there's a lot.

17:05How much?

17:06How much?

17:079…

17:08Overall, 5,000 rupees I've collected.

17:10How much do you do total?

17:111,000,000 minimum.

17:12By all the best.

17:14Thank you so much.

17:15Thank you so much.

17:16Just kidding.

17:17How much is your worth?

17:1895,000.

17:19Bro, I'll…

17:20I'll give you a share of it.

17:21We'll complete that for you.

17:22Let's go.

17:23Let's go.

17:24Round of applause for Samay Rana for actually being a sweet and true gentleman.

17:29Yes.

17:30Bro, of course.

17:31He's coming.

17:32He's coming.

17:33He's coming.

17:34He's coming.

17:35He's coming.

17:36He's coming.

17:37He's coming.

17:38He's coming.

17:39He's doing good work.

17:40Why not?

17:41Like…

17:42Thank you so much.

17:43Thank you so much.

17:44You're very crazy, man.

17:45You're really sick.

17:46I'm very sick.

17:47Yes.

17:48Actually, I'm sick.

17:49That's my weakness and that's my strength.

17:50So, you're sick.

17:51You're sick.

17:52You're sick.

17:53You're sick.

17:54You're sick.

17:55No.

17:56No.

17:57No, no.

17:58No, no.

17:59No.

18:00How will you make money is my point.

18:01Freelancing, personal training, whatever.

18:03Workshops, seminars.

18:04So, is there something you can register for?

18:06Like, freelancing can you contact me directly.

18:08I can visit them directly.

18:10If you want to teach them, you'll have to come to the same mountain.

18:16Oh…

18:17How long did you come to the mountain to stay here?

18:21That's the same, right?

18:23That was very nice. I was very happy for Arvan Siddiqui.

18:26Thank you so much.

18:32Once again, round of applause for Vijayt.

18:38Hello, hi. I had a half day off today.

18:42Another half, I didn't have any work.

18:44So it was a full day off.

18:46I really enjoyed my day, that's what I mean.

18:54I've been doing comedy for five, six years now.

18:57And all this while I had a corporate job.

19:02Now the corporateness has come to my comedy now.

19:06Every time you smile a little, my mind goes,

19:09did I put too much effort right there?

19:11I think I need a smoke break right now.

19:14Cool.

19:19Hey, can you clap for me once again?

19:27I also play chess sometimes.

19:29And I like the offline chess though.

19:33I hate online chess.

19:35Because with online chess people,

19:37no, with offline chess people always show off.

19:40They want to say they're better than you.

19:42You know, and then they make these moves and all like checkmate.

19:45Yeah.

19:47Yeah.

19:48Yeah.

19:49Yeah.

19:50Yeah.

19:51With online chess that's not the case.

19:53I can quit anytime.

19:55I can just, okay.

19:57Settle down, ma'am.

19:59All right, that's time Vijet.

20:04Vijet.

20:05I don't know.

20:08How is it pronounced?

20:10Aha, Vijet is fine.

20:12No, it's pronounced members only content.

20:14What happened?

20:15What happened?

20:16I mean…

20:17Are you a bit nervous?

20:18No, no.

20:19It's supposed to be part of the act.

20:20Then…

20:21You guys are fine.

20:22I will rate you later.

20:23This nervous energy is a part of your act.

20:24It's supposed to be.

20:25But like…

20:26I was just like…

20:27I was waiting behind.

20:28Normally you're not this nervous or…

20:29You don't have this.

20:30No, I've been performing for five, six years.

20:31I said…

20:32What?

20:33Five, six years?

20:34Yeah.

20:35Yeah.

20:36How many minutes of material do you have?

20:37I take a lot of pauses in between.

20:38So, it's…

20:39This nervous energy is a part of your act.

20:40It's supposed to be.

20:41But like…

20:42I was just like…

20:43I was waiting behind.

20:44Normally you're not this nervous or…

20:45You don't have this.

20:46No, I've been performing for five, six years.

20:47I said…

20:48What?

20:49Five, six years?

20:50Yeah.

20:51Have it at me?

20:52Have it at me?

20:53Have it at me?

20:54Have it at me?

20:55Have it at me?

20:56Have it at me?

20:57Have it at me?

20:58Have it at me?

20:59Have it at me?

21:00Have it at me?

21:01Have it at me?

21:02Have it at me?

21:03I take a lot of pauses in between.

21:05So, it is a long set.

21:06Should…

21:07I feel like if you want some advice as a comic…

21:09The pause that you have taken should be a bit longer.

21:11I mean like…

21:12For 90 seconds.

21:19No, no.

21:20I mean…

21:21I'm listening to you.

21:22Yeah.

21:23Tell me more.

21:24With that?

21:25Here it says that he trained for b-boying for one year.

21:29He doesn't know b-boying, but he can be boring.

21:32I can show a drawing.

21:34I can show a drawing.

21:35I can show a drawing.

21:36You can also show a drawing?

21:37Yes, I can show a drawing.

21:38Yes, I can show a drawing.

21:39Okay.

21:40I can show a drawing and then I can show a b-boying.

21:41Yes, I can show a drawing.

21:42Yes, I can show everything.

21:43Everything.

21:47Show me.

21:48Wow.

21:49Oh, nice.

21:50How many minutes are you doing this?

21:52No, no.

21:53I did today.

21:54Okay.

21:55That's Aggo's dick.

21:57Okay.

21:58How do I know you?

21:59I did not know you…

22:01I did not know you.

22:03I did not know you…

22:04I did not know you.

22:06I did not know.

22:08I did not know you.

22:09Deepak has told me everything.

22:11There is more, there is more.

22:13There is more.

22:14There is more.

22:15There is more.

22:16There is more.

22:17Don't open it like this.

22:18See?

22:19Normal march.

22:20normal March society Joe Hanna normal March to appreciate

22:25Katiha but they don't appreciate a wobbly March

22:29I'm a black show

22:31yeah

22:32Hi

22:34Hi

22:35Hi

22:37Hi

22:38Hi

22:39Hi

22:40Hi

22:41Hi

22:42Hi

22:43Hi

22:44Hi

22:45Hi

22:46Hi

22:47More dinosaurs

22:48Okay

22:49I'm going to make more

22:50and put it back

22:51Listen

22:53How much

22:54I'll make more

22:56and put it back

22:57What is it?

22:58This is a dinosaur loving each other

23:01Boy

23:02I feel like a polar bear

23:04Yeah

23:05What is this?

23:06This is like

23:07if

23:08Imagine this setting two cats are on a date okay

23:11and they're drunk

23:12pretty drunk

23:13they finish their food right

23:15and one cat

23:17yeah

23:18one cat is like

23:20one second one second listen

23:22Guys

23:23Please

23:24Hello

23:25I told you

23:27I told you

23:28I've already told you

23:29just ignore just go

23:30yeah yeah

23:31so one cat is drunk like

23:33both cats are drunk right

23:34You can't ignore them

23:36This is my story

23:37I can't ignore them

23:38That's my story

23:39I'm not going to ignore them

23:40I have to eat some food

23:41I have to eat some food

23:42I am

23:43I'm going to go

23:44I'm going to go

23:45Okay

23:46One

23:47One of the cat

23:48Both are drunk right

23:49one of the cat goes

23:50hey

23:51you want to

23:52come to my place

23:54and

23:55and another cat goes

23:56and

23:57and

23:58stretch

23:59you know

24:00fuck

24:01man

24:02do you have a

24:04Keto link or something

24:05man

24:06can we help you out

24:07in some way

24:08do you know what is

24:10Sinophobia

24:11what

24:12the phobia for cats

24:14I got Sinophobia

24:15I'm done with this

24:16I'm done

24:17we know you have

24:18phobia of pussies

24:19yeah exactly

24:20yeah

24:41not yet

24:42not yet

24:43I have given up hope

24:44on this episode already

24:45I have 10

24:46to be 10

24:47to be 10

24:48to be 10

24:49to be 10

24:50to be 10

24:51to be 10

24:52to be 10

24:53to be 10

24:54to be 10

24:55but

24:567

24:57so make noise

24:58for Abhilasha Bora

25:00whoo

25:01sorry in advance

25:07thanks

25:08thank you

25:09namaskar

25:12dosto

25:13So that we are today with the first time of time.

25:16I thought why not, this one will be written a quote.

25:18So, understand the question of the second time,

25:20I will explain again that my quote's quote is a quote.

25:23One of the quote is a quote.

25:25One of the quote was happened in the same time.

25:26In the same time, the quote of the old days,

25:30the quote of the rich and young people were both bad.

25:34So, I became a quote of a quote,

25:36but now that I knew that the quote is only a quote,

25:40it will be changed again.

25:41So, when you look at it, friends, you will come to your time, because you will come to your time.

25:51I'm sorry, I looked very good at your poem.

25:56Why are you scared?

25:58I'm scared.

25:59I'm also scared.

26:01Your name is Abhilasha.

26:04Sir, one second, one second.

26:06Your name is Abhilasha. What is the meaning of Abhilasha? Do you know?

26:09Yeah, wish, desire.

26:11Okay, that's right.

26:12I love my name.

26:13Because both people know the name, I don't know the name.

26:15What do you mean?

26:16If I write a poem, if I give you a poem, how would I give you a poem?

26:21Which poem?

26:22A poem.

26:23I want a blank.

26:26When you write, you say poem blank. When you say, you say poem blank.

26:29Come on, don't you know that?

26:31He wants to give you a pen.

26:33So, I want to give you a poem?

26:35Yeah, I want to give you a poem.

26:37And then it goes along?

26:38You love me?

26:39No, you love me.

26:41I want to

26:56Woolack to give you a poem.

27:01Hole in black?

27:02Hole in black.

27:04It's like when you say, you say, Maubla.

27:06I think I would cherish your gift very much.

27:08Ask for mountain, it's called Zenith,

27:10it's called Maubla.

27:11What do you say?

27:12OK.

27:19You don't understand what you say,

27:20but then you say it.

27:21Sure.

27:29So you said, you love solving surrogus.

27:31Yeah.

27:32So, how?

27:34What happened?

27:37What happened?

27:38It's such a boring activity, no?

27:40I told you I'm a boring person.

27:41So, what do you say?

27:42Good joke, my voice.

27:44My voice is like, you're playing chess, Maadar Chor.

27:52Aghu, bro.

27:53Top.

27:54Aghu, bro.

27:59Who taught you to teach a lot?

28:02I don't teach a lot.

28:03I thought Deepakal had a comment section.

28:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:09You said you said to me, Samarita.

28:10I think you're a good girl.

28:11I think you're a good girl.

28:12I'm blacked.

28:14I'm from Bangalore.

28:16Bangalore.

28:17You did a great job.

28:17blacked I'm from Bangalore no you did a great job this is part to you giving by

28:27Deepakarlal go girl go ahead world is so big and you know what I tell you

28:31explore it finally go girl I don't want to be painted you are confident girl

28:42you are confident you are confident seriously

28:51don't seem to be a good job I met my tomorrow saw to thank you tomorrow saw

28:57I'll come back.

28:59Go back, brother.

29:01How old are you?

29:02You are scared.

29:06You are left with me.

29:07I'm giving you a judgment. I'm not crying.

29:09I'm just hitting a face.

29:18I'm giving you a word.

29:19Why do you don't be scared? I'm with you.

29:22Oh, that's right.

29:24You understand?

29:25You are just a little girl.

29:32I meant to write it in the way that, you know, I still have the aspirations that I had as

29:46a little girl.

29:47They still align with me and I still want to try to pursue them.

29:50Like you still have that child inside you that you've not…

29:54Super.

29:55You have a child inside you?

29:57Inner child.

29:58It's a metaphor.

29:59It's a metaphor.

30:00I'm going to zone out.

30:01Sorry.

30:02Abhilash Abhura Ji.

30:03Thank you so much for coming, man.

30:05I don't know what to tell you except sorry.

30:07But all the best for your poetry.

30:10I hope you can monetize it somehow, man.

30:12In this video, Ashutosh and Kshidich, who will you tell us about it?

30:16Let's talk about it.

30:18First performance, then talk about it.

30:24She's going to be a horse.

30:27Third performance, the band is playing with her.

30:30Third performance, then talk about it.

30:31Third performance, then talk about it.

30:33Third performance, then drama, from the time.

30:34ançasin'

30:39Oh

30:43I

31:09Let's use the rope.

31:16Woo!

31:22What the hell, bro?

31:25We've come in the ad in the center fruit.

31:30You both are so talented.

31:33What are you doing in your beach?

31:36I'm a good girl.

31:42Bro, this is not a roll.

31:46You're not listening to me.

31:48I heard that it was a bad song.

31:50What's that?

31:54Actually.

31:55Actually, I can't sing.

31:56I know.

31:57We need to force.

31:58We need to force us to sing.

32:01We need to force us to sing.

32:03I can't.

32:04I don't want to sing.

32:05So, what do you do?

32:06Kickboxing.

32:07Giving into pure pressure.

32:08One time, if you...

32:09Solo.

32:10Yeah, solo.

32:11Yeah, solo.

32:12Yeah, solo.

32:13Kickboxing.

32:14Oh!

32:15Wow!

32:20So, Deepak, bro.

32:35What's the matter?

32:39So, Deepak, bro.

32:41What do you want to do with them?

32:43Who do you want to go with them today?

32:47First of all, you've made Padna.

32:50Please.

32:52So, it was very true.

32:53You do three beatboxing.

32:55Yes, professional.

32:56Who do you do the best?

32:58Three.

32:59No, if...

33:00If you think that an alien will come, okay?

33:02Okay?

33:03Think that Deepak Kalali will come.

33:05And he will say,

33:06I will give the blood.

33:09If anyone has not impressed me,

33:11then you can find one person,

33:13your representative.

33:14The blood will fall again.

33:15The blood will fall again.

33:16The blood will fall again.

33:17The blood will fall again.

33:18No.

33:19The blood will fall again.

33:20No.

33:21The blood will fall again.

33:22No.

33:23I will give the blood.

33:24Oh

33:25The blood will fall again.

33:26No.

33:27The blood will fall again.

33:27Look at the blood.

33:28Oh..

33:29Dude..

33:30No..

33:31The blood will fall again.

33:32I will give that.

33:33I will give that Behavi.

33:34The blood will fall again.

33:35That is a big part of Ted.

33:36What?

33:37How are you asking, man?

33:38Girl..

33:39You have been asking.

33:40What did you read, guys?

33:41What did you read?

33:42What did you read?

33:43First line.

33:44First line.

33:45First line.

33:46This is five interesting points.

33:47The thing is, yesterday I was not feeling well, so I had to form my friend as a friend, so he made me laugh.

34:13So how big is your dick?

34:23Why?

34:29How big is your dick?

34:35How big is your dick?

34:37No problem, size doesn't matter, stamina matters.

34:40Form it matters.

34:42What matters?

34:43Size.

34:44Size matters.

34:45That's why I have put it here.

34:48If you have a big tunnel, then size still matters.

34:53Size for my daughter.

34:54This actual tunnel, my dream is actual today.

34:56That's it.

34:57Oh man, let's go.

35:03That's it.

35:04Oh man, let's go.

35:05By the way, what a song has come to you?

35:06No.

35:07No.

35:08No.

35:09No.

35:10No.

35:11No.

35:12No.

35:13No.

35:14No.

35:15No.

35:16No.

35:17No.

35:18No.

35:19No.

35:20No.

35:21No.

35:22No.

35:23No.

35:24No.

35:25No.

35:26No.

35:27No.

35:28No.

35:29No.

35:30No.

35:32No.

35:33No.

35:34No.

35:35No.

35:36No.

35:37No.

35:39No.

35:40No.

35:41No.

35:42No.

35:43You get it.

35:53No.

35:55No.

35:56No.

35:57I don't know if it's brother, then I can't.

35:58It can't tell you.

35:59You are sitting in the western toilet in Indian style. Why do you do that?

36:06I don't know, I've had enough of my childhood, but I didn't have enough of the western toilet.

36:11So, I've had enough of the Indian style. So, I've had enough of that.

36:15Now, I've been doing that in your dorms.

36:18Okay.

36:20Okay, don't you laugh?

36:22When the mouth is broken, it hurts.

36:24What do I do?

36:28So, I've got enough of it.

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