Anime Name is Mission: Yozakura Family
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01:00Feels like there's no way for us to pinpoint Tanpopo's headquarters
01:04Was there any other data that I haven't checked yet?
01:08Receipts?
01:10He must be meticulous
01:11But receipt data probably isn't useful to me right now
01:15Wait, what's this?
01:19Dandelion Hotel?
01:20What the hell? Hold up
01:22Dandelion's the English name for Tanpopo, isn't it?
01:27No way he'd be dumb enough to use a pun like that
01:30Maybe it's worth looking into
01:41Dandelion Hotel?
01:50Dandelion Hotel?
01:51Dandelion Hotel?
01:52I'm so excited to see you guys next time.
01:58Let's see you guys.
02:01Let's meet you guys.
02:05Let's meet you guys.
02:07Let's see you guys.
02:09Let's kiss the world.
02:11Let's play the best, let's play.
02:14Let's go.
02:16Let's go.
02:17Let's go.
02:191, 2, 3, 4.
02:21Ba-da-da-do ba-do yeah
02:23Na-na-na-na-na-na here we go
02:30Na-na-na-na-na here we go
02:36You're a little bit of a little
02:40Holy moly, but I like that
02:47See you next time.
03:17See you next time.
03:47Bye-bye.
03:49What took you so long, Gnoman?
03:54Gnoman?
03:55Is it morning?
04:06Is it morning?
04:15What?
04:16What gives?
04:22What is this place?
04:24Good morning.
04:25It's a glorious day, so I thought I'd take us out on the Pacific.
04:30That doesn't explain anything.
04:32It's just you and me, two siblings, spending time bonding like brothers should.
04:37Hey!
04:38That was incredible, Tayo!
04:39You caught a big one!
04:44It won't slip if you use a fish grip like this.
04:45Oh, does that bait make you uncomfortable?
04:49We've got worms, too.
04:51Here's Nanao's motion sickness remedy.
04:52Better take it now while you can.
04:53Look, Tayo, you've got another big one.
04:54What's up with this guy?
04:55He's terrifying.
04:56There's no way he'd ever be this friendly toward me.
04:58There's got to be some kind of catch.
04:59Ready for lunch?
05:00Eat up.
05:01Thanks, big bro Kyoichiro.
05:02When he said lunch, he met me!
05:03He's a good fish grip like this.
05:04Oh, does that bait make you uncomfortable?
05:05We've got worms, too.
05:06Here's Nanao's motion sickness remedy.
05:07Better take it now while you can.
05:08Look, Tayo, you've got another big one.
05:09What's up with this guy?
05:10He's terrifying.
05:11There's no way he'd ever be this friendly toward me.
05:12There's gotta be some kind of catch.
05:13Ready for lunch?
05:14Eat up.
05:15Thanks, big bro Kyoichiro.
05:16When he said lunch, he met me!
05:27There's no way, right?
05:32Were you just thinking that I was going to throw you overboard?
05:35Why would I do that?
05:38There's no need to be suspicious.
05:40This is just an offering for those who pour their souls into training.
05:44Training?
05:50Huh?
05:57Who's this?
06:00You can't allow that to rattle you.
06:02Maritime training to hone stowaway tactics is one of the foundations of being a spy.
06:07Futaba and I used to do it a lot when we were little.
06:10Wait, so this guy is my training partner?
06:14Nope.
06:15Combat training for the Yozakura family happens during combat.
06:18For example, we use a flyer like this to lure in enemies.
06:23I knew you were up to something!
06:25Check it out!
06:26Your new friends are converging on us!
06:29No pressure though.
06:31Tayo, if I'm not mistaken, you've earned a bronze rank spy license, haven't you?
06:39By the time they were in grade school, our younger siblings had already reached the bronze or silver rank.
06:44The difficulty level of this drill is one-stop tops.
06:48A bronze rank spy such as yourself should be able to clear this mission without any problem.
06:54That is if you really are a Yozakura.
06:57Well, you're an ordinary person, so maybe this is too much.
07:04I can do it.
07:07It's true.
07:08I'm average.
07:09And I don't have your blood.
07:11But I've still been trained by the Yozakuras!
07:14Oh, well, that's certainly reassuring.
07:20Now, what would you do in this situation?
07:26Crap! It's a torpedo!
07:44Are you okay?
07:49Yeah, my bad.
07:54If you have the time to rescue an enemy, you must be cruising.
07:58Right back at you.
08:01But a torpedo, who on earth would...
08:04Apparently these waters are part of Tanpapo's smuggling route.
08:13They've got an unmanned combat device here that fires on anyone who gets close.
08:17Or so I've been told.
08:19It is just a rumor, after all.
08:21A rumor?
08:22That's right.
08:23But I'd say the situation we're in right now proves that it's a fact.
08:27Wait, then...
08:29I went ahead and used bait to lure the enemy.
08:32Spycraft 101.
08:37Listen up.
08:38Taking on someone dangerous like Tanpapo requires...
08:43Taking on a crime organization spanning the globe.
08:46Backed by the likes of a government-level military network.
08:50In terms of difficulty, this mission would easily clear the five stars assigned to gold-ranked spies.
08:56It's not a level that you'd have a chance of clearing as a bronze rank.
09:02So if you want to back out, now's the time.
09:08It isn't a matter of whether or not I have a chance at it.
09:14As long as they're targeting Mutsumi.
09:16Giving up just isn't an option!
09:21Is that so?
09:22Then for once, we're on the same page.
09:24The same page.
09:25Oh...
09:27Ugh!
09:28UGH!
09:29AAAAAAHHHHH!
09:30AAAAAAAAH!
09:32AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
09:33If I don't do something, it's going to shred my body!
10:00The second one must have gone off.
10:04If it keeps up at that speed, it'll land here in a few seconds.
10:08Don't worry, it won't put a scratch on me.
10:11Unfortunately, I can't say the same for the others who are still here.
10:16I'm sure you've forgotten.
10:18But in the past, the only way you could protect others was to sacrifice yourself.
10:22However...
10:24Unlike before, you're a licensed professional spy now.
10:29So what is it you can do differently now?
10:31Don't worry.
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10:53You turn four-two to open the outer shell.
10:56Don't worry.
10:59In order to disarm a missile, you first have to cut off the warhead from the propulsion system's
11:03communications circuit.
11:06Here it comes!
11:08Waterproof film has no durability, so if you twist it, it'll rip
11:16If you block the signal with this alloy, you can override the motive power
11:21Come on, stop
11:38You saved us!
12:02Man, you are incredible!
12:04We're sorry we tried to kill you earlier!
12:07Strange, ETA for impact has passed
12:14Unable to confirm detonation
12:16It's gone dark
12:18Preparing relaunch
12:22Warning, unidentified object closing in
12:25Stop it at once!
12:28It's too late
12:30Let them know in the transmission logs
12:36That a weapon of this quality has no effect on the Yozakuras
12:43I'm not sure what to do
12:46I'm not sure what to do
12:50Overpowering a platoon and disabling a missile.
13:07That was the real catch you should be happy about.
13:10Since I'm feeling generous, that's about two stars.
13:15Just as you guessed earlier, that hotel has connections to Tanpopo.
13:20A hot tip sent by Hotokeyama.
13:30There's more. Inside Hotel Dandelions' suite.
13:36Where Makoto Kawashita is currently staying.
13:40What? Big Bro Shinzo is?
14:06Yes. I'm sending him your way shortly.
14:11Since he happens to be free right now.
14:14The fact that Tanpopo's set up so openly in a place like the Hotel Dandelion
14:19shows how confident they are that they can launch a counterattack.
14:22If you stumbled in on them unprepared, they'd tear you from limb to limb.
14:27No, into a hundred pieces.
14:30He's enjoying this way too much.
14:32What do you think you're doing?
14:49What do you mean?
14:50I mean, you dragged that kid into this.
14:54And knowing you, you're trying...
14:56We're doing this because there's a connection to his family's accident.
15:00That's the only reason I'm pursuing this.
15:05I'm not so sure.
15:06All right.
15:21Here goes.
15:21Hey, are you a new hire here or something?
15:34You should know that you're not supposed to get on the elevator to the suite floor.
15:38Only a select group of guests and hotel staff can get past the facial recognition system.
15:43It's a world that ordinary folks like us will never understand.
15:47What kind of social divide is that?
15:49Okay, then.
15:51If I can't get in there from the inside,
15:54I'll try the outside.
15:59Nice.
16:00That's the 40th floor.
16:02Almost there.
16:05I see you've been at it again with your heart attack-inducing shopping sprees.
16:10You're gonna shop us bankrupt!
16:11The only reason I tolerate being with you is because I got to spend your money!
16:17Huh?
16:17No.
16:18Wait.
16:19You're the worst!
16:23You cheap-skate!
16:27Hey!
16:28You've gotta be kidding!
16:39Whoa!
16:39That dive was awesome!
16:41You're incredible!
16:42I thought it was dead!
16:44I thought it was dead!
16:45I thought it was dead!
16:46I thought it was dead!
16:46I thought it was dead!
16:48Oh, dear.
16:50It looks like little Tama fell asleep.
16:52Huh?
16:53I'm afraid I have to go back up to my room now.
16:56Do me a favor and bring Tama up to the Grand Suite on the 47th floor when she wakes up.
17:01You have my word that I will.
17:07Suspicious looking employee.
17:09Right. He could be a spy from the police.
17:13Detain him as soon as he's found.
17:17Seems a bug has wandered in.
17:19You haven't done anything that would warrant something like this, have you?
17:26Who knows?
17:29There! It's done!
17:31Gnomon, this one's for you!
17:33I don't want that. It's lame.
17:36You sure do love sewing.
17:38It's perfect for practicing my surgery skills.
17:42Oh, that's right.
17:43I brought the latest batch with me.
17:45What? You mean that again?
17:48Don't give me that look.
17:50It's a new and improved version with less side effects.
17:53You said that last time and it was terrible.
17:56I'm not using that again.
17:58Oh, come on.
17:59Take it whenever you feel like then, okay?
18:01Freeze!
18:02Huh?
18:03I won't let you escape again, Kawashita.
18:06Now put your hands up and surrender!
18:12What the hell?
18:13It's a cat.
18:14It's a cat.
18:15That voice.
18:18Didn't I tell you to cherish the life you had, Tayo Asano?
18:24You're trying so hard and I wish that I could take you on, but I am a busy man, so...
18:30...perhaps another time.
18:50You're the one who married into the Yozakura family.
18:53You sure are a cutie.
18:55Now leave him be, Gnomen.
18:58No more snacking.
18:59Give it a rest, will ya?
19:01Besides, I'm not into younger guys.
19:03However, he does seem reasonably skilled.
19:07I don't want to break a sweat here, so I'll make this quick, alright?
19:11Thank you!
19:13And let me know how much you liked it later!
19:16See ya!
19:22Come back!
19:27He really is a creepy guy, isn't he?
19:30But I owe that man my life for what he did.
19:33I won't let you thwart him.
19:35Not like you could, anyway.
19:38You're no match for him or Tanpopo.
19:41I'll clue you in on their malice, though, since I'm so kind.
19:45You do know that the Yozakura blood has a special power, right?
19:50Well, Tanpopo has been relentlessly researching ways to acquire it.
19:54And what they came up with was this.
19:57Hazakura.
19:59Hazakura.
20:01A doping agent that replicates the Yozakura blood.
20:06Hazakura contains a protein that mimics somenine,
20:09the power source of the Yozakura's abilities.
20:13Compatibility rates depend on the person.
20:19Which means for an average person like myself.
20:29This is as good as it gets.
20:34What's up with this guy?
20:52I feel bad because you're so young.
20:55Sorry, kid.
20:56The Yozakura groom paid me a visit again.
21:01Yes, and Noman is battling him as we speak.
21:04I'll be moving on to the next step as we previously planned.
21:08So please keep up the good work on your end.
21:11To be conscious after that is impressive.
21:28And I'm surprised that you landed a blow on me.
21:31Muscular strength, healing power, durability.
21:37Hazakura can reproduce multiple Yozakura powers at once.
21:42Although it's far inferior to the real thing.
21:47Tormenting kids isn't my style.
21:49I'll put you out of your misery quickly.
21:52Ha!
22:17Sorry I'm late, Tayo.
22:47I'm late, Tayo.
23:17I'm late, Tayo.
23:47I'm late, Tayo.
24:17I'm late, Tayo.