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01:59अगर बारिश आनी है, तो आकर ही रहेगी।
02:03हाँ, मैं भूल कई थी।
02:05अच्छा, अब आप सोचाएं, मुझे भी नीदा रही है।
02:08कल सुबह से वेरे मुझे खेट में काम करने जाना है।
02:11फिर दोनों मा बेटी अपने अपने घौंसले में लेट कर सो जाती है।
02:15आधी रात को आस्मान पर बातल जोर से गरशता है।
02:19और आस्मान पर एक तेस जमक के साथ ही जोरदार बारिश शुरू हो जाती है।
02:24बातल की गरश से ममच्रिया की आँख खुल जाती है।
02:28यही हुआ, जिसका मुझे डर था, सब खत्म हो जाएगा।
02:32मेरी साल पर की मेहनत पानी में बह जाएगी।
02:35ममच्रिया की आँखों में आंसु आ जाते हैं।
02:38वो आहिस्ता से खुछ से बात कर ले थी।
02:41मेरी बीटी क्या जाने, कि मैंने इस फसल के लिए कहां कहां से पैसे पकड़ कर लगाए हुए है।
02:47सारी रात बारिश होती है और हर तरफ जंगल में पानी ही पानी जमा हो जाता है।
02:54ममच्रिया का खेट जिसमें कल तक फूल जूम रहे थे।
02:57वो खेट तो ऐसे था जैसे तालाब हो, सारे फूल पानी में डूब चुके थे।
03:03लंबी रात घुजर जाती है, सारी रात माच्रिया जाकर गुजारती है, खुबह जाकर बारिश रुखती है, तो ममच्रिया अपनी बेटी को सोया हुआ छोड़कर अपने खेट की दरफ जाती है।
03:15She has to be a room with a room and she has to watch her.
03:19She makes no sense how to look at it.
03:21She has to watch her video on the right side of the bar.
03:25She has to watch her video here.
03:29Mama, I'm so small.
03:31She knows me.
03:33I know her, my name is pretty much happened.
03:37Yeah, her, everything all got me.
03:40How can I do it?
03:40How can I do it?
03:42I was thinking about this.
03:45I was thinking about this.
03:47Mama, what happened is that you can't forget.
03:51You can think that we can't leave this situation.
03:55I can't understand.
03:58My mind is working on this.
04:00Mama, you can't do this.
04:02My mind is working on this.
04:04We will do this.
04:06She will be doing this.
04:08She will be doing this.
04:10My mind is working on this.
04:12She will tell me.
04:14She will tell me.
04:16This is all the problems.
04:18Mama, she is very angry.
04:20She will always be a child.
04:22She will always go to the place.
04:24She will be like a child.
04:26She will be like a child.
04:28And she will be like a child.
04:30She will be like a child.
04:32She will come back to me.
04:34But I will tell you my mother.
04:36My mother has become very busy.
04:38would be great to know.
04:39He would be very well aware of the ghaedas.
04:42Then let us go.
04:44From here we are going to have a journey of haedas.
04:47Perhaps we will have some good good灯 to out.
04:50Then the girl and her sister were disgusted.
04:53And the girl came to the nao's jungle side is gone.
04:56Gori Gori, I am in a way in the land of ghaedas!
05:00Everybody hurt again, everybody hurt again.
05:03She Jesus killed.
05:05She gave the whole vans to all the trasnet.
05:08My bein' this think I was spending a lot of money
05:13I was making a lot of money
05:14It doesn't...
05:16I'm not a lot of money
05:17It's all the money
05:19But then I go to my house
05:22And I tell you...
05:23How much you can't shoot
05:25Goorey-kovi's I've had a house
05:27Y-kos-y is on a page
05:28I'm not even happy
05:29It's very awkward
05:30And she's why it's not
05:30She gets me
05:32She worries me
05:34She'll you
05:36Mujhe to pahle hi maalum tha
05:38Is bar tumhari sarzong ki fasil
05:40Bربad ho jayegi
05:41Haan gori behen
05:42Lekin is mein kisi ka kya dosh hai
05:46Yeh to prakrati ke kama hai
05:48Sahukar ke paise keise dhoegi
05:50Apanne ghar ko kaise chalaoegi
05:52Abhi to tumne meira 500 bhi dye na hai
05:55Yad hai na
05:56Haan yad hai mujhe
05:58To phir tum eisa karo
05:59Kal se meire ghar mein safai suthrai karne a jaya karo
06:02Kuch kama karoegi
06:04To ghar to chalega
06:05Chidhya gori ki baat sunn kar
06:07Chup ho jati hai
06:08Or wiesse bhi mujhe ek nokrani ki ضrurit hai
06:11Somj rahi ho na meiri baat
06:13Kaisi murti bani bäthi ho
06:15Haan
06:16Mein sab somj rahi ho
06:18Que tumhari dhil ko kitnhi khuši ho rehi hai
06:20Mieri ujdi hoi fasil dhehkar
06:22Jalikati suna kar
06:24Gori kavi wahaan se chali jati hai
06:27Meena bieťi
06:28Pani me dahan ki fasil
06:30Bhoat achse se bharati hai
06:31Or dahan ki fasil ko jitna pani mil e
06:34Utna hii kam hota hai
06:36Nano
06:36Kya ham hamare kheed mein
06:38Dhahan ki fasil uga lein?
06:40Haan bieťi
06:40Yeh fasil bhoat jald paker tiyar ho jati hai
06:44Or bhoat achsa manafah bhi dheti hai
06:46Nano
06:47Dhahan ki fasil
06:48Chaoval ki fasil ko keheti hai na?
06:50Haan bieťi
06:51Dhahan ki fasil
06:52Chaoval ki fasil ko hi keheti hai
06:54Or meere paas dhahan ki fasil ugaane ki fasil ugaane ki fasil ugaane ki fasil ugaane ki?
07:04Haan
07:05Menei is parish ki dhahan ki fasil laga li hai
07:08Kafi sare poudhe abhi baqi hai
07:10Voh aap leja sakti ho
07:12Nano
07:13Aapka bہت-bہت shukriya
07:15Hamei nye omid dene ke liye
07:17Agar fasil achi ban gai
07:19To aapki mamma sarson
07:21Or bájre ko bhool jayegi
07:23Phir guriya
07:24Or meena
07:25Nano se dhahan ke chho'te poudhe lhe kar
07:27Aapne jungal
07:28Waapis chahati hai
07:29Bieti guriya
07:30Bata to thik hai
07:31Lekin kya ye fasil
07:32Tiyar ho jayegi
07:33Mamma
07:34Jab sarson ki fasil
07:35Lagay thi
07:36Voh bhi to
07:36Eek omid
07:37Par hii ugaay thi
07:38Or aap bhi to
07:39Queheti hai
07:40Que omid
07:40Banayi rakhou
07:41To phir
07:42Menei tiyar
07:42Cholou
07:43Abhi kama
07:44Shurru
07:44Kerti hai
07:45Menei bhi
07:46Unki
07:46Madad
07:46Kerti hai
07:47Or
07:47Voh sab
07:48Sham
07:48Tak
07:48Pore khet
07:49Me
07:49Chawal
07:50Ke chho'te
07:50Chho'te
07:51Poudhe
07:51Laga
07:51Dete
07:52Menei
07:53Aapka
07:53Bohut
07:54Bohut
07:54Shukriya
07:54Mere
07:55Mere
07:55Madad
07:55Karne
07:55Ke
07:56Guriya
07:56Or ma
07:57Ji
07:57Chinta
07:57Na
07:58Karne
07:58Sab
07:58Acha
07:59Hi
07:59Hooga
08:00Ais
08:00Dhin
08:01Guzert
08:01Dhe
08:01Ke
08:02Mocam
08:02Badal
08:03Dhe
08:03Ke
08:03Kabhih
08:03Dhup
08:04Kabhih
08:14Mammah
08:14Jidhya
08:15Ki
08:15Nazer
08:15Oopar
08:16Ais
08:16Maan
08:17Ki
08:17Taref
08:17Thi
08:17Ae
08:18Oopar
08:18Wale
08:18Us
08:19Dhin
08:19Ki
08:19Tareha
08:19Aaj
08:20Bhi
08:20Jum
08:20Kar
08:20Bharish
08:21Dhe
08:21Taka
08:21Jis
08:22Bharish
08:22Se
08:22Mere
08:23Sars
08:23Sars
08:23Khi
08:23Fuzil
08:23Bharbad
08:24Hoi
08:24Thi
08:24Ussi
08:25Bharish
08:25Se
08:25Mere
08:26Dhaan
08:26Khi
08:26Fuzil
08:27Rung
08:27Lai
08:27Voh
08:28Sab
08:28Ghar
08:29Chal
08:29Chal
08:29Chal
08:29And
08:30Aadhi
08:30Rath
08:44Bharish
08:45Bharish
08:45Bharish
08:46Jitni
08:47Bharish
08:47Hoggi
08:48Hemari
08:48Fuzil
08:49Bhi
08:49Uthni
08:49Hie
08:49Ae
08:50Gharia
08:51Bheati
08:51Aap
08:52Nen
08:52Thik
08:52Kha
08:52Tha
08:53Khi
08:53Pratih
08:53Chal
08:54Khi
08:54Khi
08:55Khi
08:55Khi
08:55Khi
08:56Chidhya
08:57Khe
08:57Dhaan
08:57Khe
08:57Khi
08:58Khi
08:58Khi
08:58Khi
08:58Khi
08:58Khi
08:59Khi
08:59Khi
09:00Khi
09:00Khi
09:00Khi
09:01Khi
09:02Khi
09:02Khi
09:02Khi
09:03Khi
09:03Khi
09:05Khi
09:06Khi
09:07Khi
09:07Khi
09:23Khi
09:30Khi
09:32Khi
09:32Khi
09:36Khi
09:36Khi
09:36Khi
09:36Khi
09:37Khi
09:37Khi
09:37before
09:50adequate
09:56She said,
09:58He was told inside the house,
10:00She said,
10:02We are first going on the house,
10:04Yes, you can go out of it,
10:06But my story is wrong,
10:08Yes, I must know that
10:10I don't care about it,
10:12Or someone will not go home,
10:15I know thatructuring
10:16then she goes into it,
10:20Because, she goes on the road,
10:22That she goes on the road,
10:24Gulaab ke ful nazar a jathe hai
10:26Guriya un fulon ke paas
10:28Ruk jati hai
10:29Voh eek gulaab ke ful torenne ki košish kerti hai
10:33Voh ful usse baut acha laga tha
10:35Mager voha baut kanddee thae
10:36Voh košish kerti
10:38Voh bar bar košish kerti hai
10:40Mager nahin kar pati
10:41Yele, ye ful hi torenne ki košish kerti hai na
10:45Hanks, haa
10:46Mujhe yehi ful chahiye tha
10:48Aapke punk baut nazuk hai
10:50Kantoon se bach kar raha karein
10:51Haa, mamma bhi yehi kehti hai
10:53Que hemesha kantoon se dure hi rehen
10:56Mera naam rose hai
10:57Or mein guriya hoon
10:58Menei chhenne pere sere karne ja rehi thi
11:01Que yehaa ruk gai
11:02Voh saamne meera ghar hai
11:04Or meere ghar ke paas hi
11:05Merei dost sunita titlii bhi rehti hai
11:07Aapke dost titlii hai
11:09Mujhe titlii hai baut pasand hai
11:11Agar aapke hai
11:12To mei aapko apnei dost sunita titlii se milwa sakta hoon
11:16Kal, mein kal dhekhoongi
11:17Phir guriya voha se chali jati hai
11:20Peechhe chupa hua kalukawa
11:22Unheh dhek raha tha
11:23Yeh chdiya ki bieti
11:25Isi ajnubi pakshi se kaisi hanshanskar batai karehi thi
11:28Zoror daal me kuchh kala hai
11:31Mujhe inka pichha karna hooga
11:33Guriya thoڑi dher chhenne pere pane ki
11:36Aawad suhnne ke baad
11:37Atene khair waapis chali jati hai
11:39Guriya bieti
11:40Yeh phool bhoat sundar hai
11:42Kahan se liya aapne
11:43Mamma
11:44Yeh phool mujhe rose
11:45Nahi
11:46Agar mamma ko rose ka bataaya
11:48To mamma gussah karengi
11:49Batao batao batao bieti
11:51Yeh phool aapne keahan se liya hai
11:53Yeh mujhe chhenne ke pane se mila tha
11:55Yeh woh pahla jhur tha
11:57Jho guriya ne aapne mamma se bola tha
12:00Phir dousre dhin guriya
12:01Jab chhenne ki traf jati hai
12:03Toh chhenne se pahle
12:04Rose ke ghar ki traf chali jati hai
12:07Kalukawa bhi chhenne pere baita huwa
12:09Photo bana raha tha
12:11Guriya ko aata huwa dhkari
12:12Kalukawa guriya ke pichhe jata hai
12:15Rose
12:16Rose naam thana aapka
12:18Haan guriya
12:19Kya aapneeri dhos sunita se milne aai hai
12:21Haan, mujhe titliyon se dhosti karne ka
12:24Buhut shok hai
12:25Itni dhere mei sunita bhi aajathi hai
12:28Lo aage sunita bhi
12:29Sunita, yeh guriya hai
12:31Jungle ke dousari yod hai iska ghar
12:33Aap bohut sundar ho
12:35Aapke pank bhout sundar hai
12:38Aar bhout nazut bhi
12:39Mujhe titliyon bhout phasand hai
12:41Hemaare rung bharange pank dhk dhk dhk dhk dhk sabhi hameh phasand kerti hai
12:46Hemaare yeh rung bharange pank phooloong ke rung se bantate hai
12:50Yeh eek secret hai
12:51Kisiko bhatana na
12:53Hemaare pank pariya rung kerti hai
12:56Sunita aur guriya ko aapas me baat kareke
12:59Buhut acha lagtata hai
13:00Aapne chelti houn
13:02Mujhe jeldi jana hai
13:03Aaj
13:04Phir sunita titliyon se chali jati hai
13:07Guriya, jharnne pere chale
13:08Haan, magar mujhe sunita ki bhout yad ae ki
13:12Jep bhi aapka dhil sunita si milnne ko kare
13:15Aap yehaan aajana
13:16Hir guriya aur rose
13:18Chharnne pere chale jati hai
13:20Kalukaga bhi chup chup kare unhain dhk raha tha
13:23Aafke sa dhkarene kore raha tha hai
13:25Eek hai
13:25Aar eek meeri mamma
13:27Aapki mamma khasya aapko akelie aalene dhati hai
13:30Kya?
13:30Haan, tere mamma muche pahit hrishkaas kauti hai
13:33Magar kal kal minne mamma se chhut bola
13:36Minne mamma ko nahi bata ya
13:38Que mein aapse bhi mili thi
13:39Kyo, kyo, kyo?
13:41Mamma dhantengi
13:42Mamma nne ajnabhi pakshon se bata kerne se
13:45Buna jo kare rakhha hai
13:46Bataen ta bhout kar rahi hai tu sundar chdiya
13:49Aisa kehti huye
13:51Kalukawa guriya aur rose ki tiswirae bana ta hai
13:54Voh hans rahe thhe
13:55Voh bataen kar rahe thhe
13:57Aur kalukawa unki tiswirae banae ja raha tha
14:00Abba fanshegi
14:02Ye sundar chdiya meere jahal mein
14:04Guriya aapne ghar chali jati hai
14:06Mamma
14:07Kya, aapne kabhi kisi ajnabhi pakshi se bata ki thi
14:10Haan, beeti
14:11Acha, to phir woh koon tha
14:13Aapke papa
14:14Yeh sunkar guriya hans nne lag dhi hai
14:17Guriya, beeti
14:18May nadhi par ja rahi ho
14:19Phir guriya ki mamma nadhi par chali jati hai
14:22Sunita bhoat sundar titli hai
14:25Uske punk pariyon ne bhoat sundar banai hai
14:28Or rose bhi to acha hai
14:29Voh bhoat acha hai
14:31Magar ajnabhi hai
14:32Or mamma se kaisi koi hoon
14:34Kye rose mujhe ajnabhi nahi lagta
14:36Guriya bati aise socho mei gum thi
14:38Kye unke ghar ke darwajay par dastak kholti hai
14:41Guriya darwajah kholti hai
14:44Saamne kalukawa khada tha
14:46Ji, kis se minla hai aapko?
14:48Aap se
14:49Kya matlab?
14:50Bataayye, kya khaam hai aapko?
14:52Kuchh dikhana hai
14:54Socha, aapki mamma ko dikhhané se pahle
14:56Aapko dikhha dung
14:58Aisse kehte huye kalukawa
15:00Guriya aur rose ki sath baithe huye pictures
15:03Guriya ko dikhata hai
15:05Jinhhe dehkar guriya dar jati hai
15:07Yeh pictures kahan se li hai aapne?
15:10Jab tum dungo sath baithe kar hansh hansh kar batae karehe thai
15:15Tabuli thi
15:16Agar tum chahati ho
15:18Que mein ye pictures tumhari mamma ko na dikhhaun
15:21To kala dhupahar nadhi par a jana
15:24Aisse kehte huye kalukawa wahan se chala jata hai
15:28Rath ko guriya ki mamma so jati hai
15:30Magar guriya jag rahi thi
15:32Agar mamma ko rose ke bari mei bataaya
15:35To mamma ndantengi
15:36Agar agar us kawwee ne wo pictures mamma ko dikha di
15:40To mamma baat gusha hongi
15:42Subha ho jati hai
15:44Aur guriya apni mamma se jhut bolti hai
15:47Mamma, mein apni dhust manu dhuti se milnye jara rahi hou
15:50Jaldi anna beeti
15:52Aur meeri baat yad hai na
15:54Haan mamma, mujhe sab malum hai
15:56Guriya manu dhuti ke ghar jane ki bajaye
16:00Nadhi par chali jati hai
16:01Vahean baitha huwa kalukawa guriya ko dhehkar khush ho jata hai
16:06Mujhe malum tha, tum zharo rao gi
16:08Kuyunkhe tum apni mamma ko parishan nahi karna chahati ho
16:13Aap yhe pictures mujhe dhe dhe dhe
16:15Dhe dunga, dhe dunga
16:17Aeisa kehte huye, kalukawa guriya ke pank ko pankh lagata hai
16:22Guriya dhar jati hai, aur pichhe hatt jati hai
16:25Hattin, aap pichhe ho kar bäthin
16:28Toh kya mai dhikha dhun, yeh sab pichurz tumhari mamma ko
16:32Please cover, aeisa na karna
16:34Na jane kiung, mujhe mamma se bhar der lagta hai
16:37Thik hai, jau, aur haan, kaluk isi jaga jana
16:41Magar tum mamma se kuch nahi kohoghe
16:44Vada, vada raha, mein inntazar karun ga tumhara
16:49Guriya vahan se chali jati hai
16:51Guriya, kya baat hai, áaj mujhe aap kuchh parishan lag rahi ho
16:55Toh kuchh nahi, bas vayashe hi
16:58Kuchh kuchh parishan hain
17:00Kya, aap roze ko patsantho nahi kerni lagi hai
17:04Magar roze, roze to ajnabhi hai
17:06Aur mamma nene kaha tha
17:08Kye ajnabhi pakshan se baat nahi korni
17:11Magar aap to mujhe ajnabhi nahi lagti hai
17:14Lagtay to aap hi mujhe ajnabhi nahi hai
17:16Magar mamma se dher lagta hai
17:19Aap ki mamma ko aapar vishwaas hai
17:21Mamma se dhertay nahi hai
17:23Belki mamma se sab kuchh share kerti hai
17:26Jab aap aap ni mamma ko mere baare mein batayengi
17:28Toh fir ham ajnabhi nahi rahe ngi
17:31Haa, Guriya, ab aapka bár bár bár roze minnay ko din karega
17:35Bár bár chenne parao tiya
17:37Aapka fir mamma se chhout kyun?
17:40May košish karungi
17:41Guriya, ek hoesle ke saat ghar jati hai
17:45Guriya, bieťi, kuchh dhinon se
17:46Aap hir roze kahan jati hai
17:48Mamma, aaj mai sach betaungi
17:50May roze se minnay jati ho
17:52Yeh sunkar mamma chdiya hiran ho jati hai
17:55Roze, koon hai voh bieťi?
17:58Voh bhoat acha hai
17:59Or merah usse bár bár milnay ko dhil karta hai
18:02Magar mamma, voh ajnabhi hai
18:04May nene is liye aap se yeh sab chhupaya tha
18:07Mujhe aap per pura vishwaas hai
18:09Bieťi, kubhi bhi koji baat mamma se nahi chhupathe
18:12Kya kal mujhe milvau ki roze ya?
18:14Haa mamma, unka ghar jhrenne ke paas hi hai
18:17Phir mamma chdiya aapni bieťi ko galee se laga leeti hai
18:21Mamma, sorry, may nene aap se chhupaya
18:24Yeh to kar roze hi milkar hi malum hooga
18:27Phir dousre dhin, jab guriya aapni mamma ke saath
18:30Ghar se chhrenne ke liye nikalti hai
18:32To saamne kalukawa bieťa hua tha
18:35Guriya, mayri baat suno
18:37Guriya bieťi, kya aap is kawwe ko janti ho?
18:41Haa mamma, yeh bura pakshi hai
18:43Yeh mujhe tangg kertta hai
18:45Yehaan aakar mayri baat suno
18:47Varnam hai
18:48Haa haa, aap wo pictures mayri mamma ko dikha dhe
18:51Kyunke mayri mamma chhrenne pere
18:53Rose ko dhekne hii to jara hi hai
18:55Yeh sunkar kalukawa waha se bhaag jata hai
18:59Jho socha tha, wo na ho saka
19:02Yeh chidiyya to bhoot si ani hai
19:04Phir guriya ki mamma roze se milkar bhoot khush hoti hai
19:08Or phir guriya aur roze ki shadhi ho jati hai
19:12Or sab khushi khushi apna jiwan gujarate hai
19:15Kyare doustou, koi bhi baat ho
19:17Kibhi bhi apne mamma paapa se kuch na chupay
19:20Or agar koi bhi kalukawa aapko aisee blackmail kare
19:23To foran apne mamma ko bata hai
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