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Jab We Wed - Episode 1

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00:00I love you, I love you.
00:30Oh yeah, I need to be
00:58Mom, I'm not even disturbed, man.
01:13Look, you just do it, the fitting is not good.
01:17People say that they are good, the kids are good.
01:21The other one is good, the other one is good.
01:24What does it mean?
01:27Okay.
01:29Okay, what does it mean?
01:30Where do I take the other child from this age?
01:33Mom, I'm saying that your blood pressure is okay.
01:36But why are you giving so much pain to your mother?
01:40Which pain to you have given me?
01:43Do you say that I don't give up?
01:45That is the case of terror and Allah.
01:48But I will tell you that I had a missed call twice.
01:51What did I say to my mother's death?
01:53Well, I'm thankful that I didn't call back her and I didn't attend her phone.
01:59So, the network will be down in Pakistan?
02:01If you don't call, then you will do it.
02:03I'm saying that you will take me there, Pakistan.
02:06If I'm going to die so good, you will see.
02:08Look, there is no benefit here.
02:11I don't have any pain to die.
02:13What is the benefit?
02:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:17It's so good people who say that when someone dies, they don't die.
02:21I don't have any pain to die here.
02:23I don't have to die here.
02:25I don't have to die.
02:25I will tell you what I will die.
02:26What is the name of Mrs. Jones, Mrs. James, Mrs. Singh and Mrs. Singh?
02:29I will tell you that you will keep me in the cage.
02:32What is the name of the table?
02:34The pool will be left and the breath will go away.
02:37Okay, just, just, just, you will sleep.
02:39I'm going to sleep.
02:41Don't take me there, Pakistan.
02:43If I died here, you will tell me that I will tell you.
02:45I will tell you that I will tell you that I will tell you that.
02:47Okay, listen.
02:48If you need me, you will hit that button.
02:50You won't go away.
02:51Good night. Bye.
02:54Look, I will hit you like this button.
02:56I will remember it.
02:58Yes, see.
03:05I will do it too.
03:18Diamond
03:31Black
03:35Jack
03:36Jack
03:36Jack
03:41Jack
03:42Jack
03:45Jack
03:46Jack
03:48Jack
04:48You're getting to kill Americans for killing Americans.
04:51You're killing our people.
04:53And you want to kill them for killing Pakistan.
04:56Why?
04:57You're killing Pakistan.
04:58You're not in the office.
05:01I'm sorry.
05:04I'll cut you off.
05:12Jara Faris.
05:17Nissa.
05:18Jara Faris.
05:19Jara Faris.
05:20Jara Faris.
05:21Jara Faris.
05:22Jara Faris.
05:23I'm not alone.
05:25I'm not alone.
05:27Come on.
05:29I'm alone.
05:31I'm alone.
05:33I'm alone.
05:35I'm alone.
05:37Leave your office.
05:39Get married and stay alive.
05:41Do not let me know.
05:43You should be happy that you have a good support.
05:45And what will you guarantee that you will go through?
05:49I'm going through.
05:51I'll go. Bye.
06:21I'll come soon soon.
06:23I'll go.
06:25I'll run away from the office.
06:27You'll be good too.
06:29You'll die from your mother-in-law.
06:32She'll die.
06:34I hate you.
06:36I love you.
06:37I hate you.
06:38Bye.
06:51Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm there.
07:04It's okay.
07:06You're in the mood?
07:10Do you sleep at night or you didn't sleep at night?
07:13Why? What happened?
07:15You didn't insult me today?
07:18You're late for 5 seconds.
07:20You listen to me again.
07:21You're welcome.
07:23You understand that my mood is very good today.
07:26Okay.
07:28This means the call of hero.
07:30When are you in Pakistan?
07:32I don't know.
07:33I don't know anything.
07:34So, you say it?
07:36What?
07:38I love you so much.
07:41Pakistan, please.
07:43I don't know.
07:45I love you too.
07:46I love you too.
07:47I love you too.
07:48I love you too.
07:49I love you too.
07:50I'll request you so that after me,
07:52I'll tell you that you said,
07:53come on.
07:54If it's possible,
07:55I'm waiting for you.
07:56So, I'll do it.
07:57I'll do it too.
07:59I won't do it.
08:00I'm not a driver.
08:02Lucy,
08:04you haven't prepared the presentation?
08:06No.
08:07Good.
08:08Good.
08:15Now,
08:16I'll do it too.
08:17I'll do it.
08:18Good.
08:19Good.
08:21Good.
08:22Good.
08:24This was our project.
08:25Good.
08:26Good.
08:27Good.
08:30Good.
08:31Good.
08:32Good.
08:33Good.
08:34Good.
08:35You're not an artist.
08:36You've made a presentation?
08:37Okay.
08:38Yes, god.
08:40Thank you so much.
08:41Good.
08:42Good.
08:43Good.
08:44What?
08:45I've been working on this project for three months and I've been working on this project.
08:59I've also seen this, friend of mine.
09:02It was very bad.
09:04But still, I thought a better concept for this commercial.
09:09Oh.
09:11I've got a chudail.
09:13Sir, it's not chudail.
09:14There's a child in this commercial.
09:16Missha.
09:17I'm talking about my own game.
09:19Sir, you've already played games.
09:21You've picked up my project and gave him Ahmet.
09:24This is not fair.
09:26Everything is fair in business and business.
09:29Now, shut up and go and help him.
09:32What?
09:33Where did I go?
09:35Help him.
09:37I think it's better for this project.
09:41Go!
09:44What are you doing now?
09:45You're not doing it.
09:46You're not doing it.
09:47You're not doing it.
09:48You're not doing it.
09:49I'm doing it.
09:50You're not doing it.
09:51You're not doing it.
09:52You're not doing it.
09:53You're not doing it.
09:54You're not doing it.
09:55You're not doing it.
09:56I'm doing it.
09:57I'm doing it.
09:59You're not doing it.
10:01Have you seen it?
10:17I'm going to kill my kids with Musaymat.
10:21I have taken our project to the boss.
10:24Calm down, Lucy.
10:26I'm going to kill my kids.
10:30Just do it.
10:32You can't kill the monkey with your hands.
10:35Will you fight with him?
10:37You're calling me Darbok.
10:40Exactly.
10:41That's why your name is Lucy.
10:44I don't understand why you call me Lucy.
10:47I'll tell you, I'm angry.
10:50You're not one hand.
10:52Oh, Rida.
10:54I'll make my hands coffee with you.
10:57I'll take my hands off my face.
11:00I've lost my face.
11:01I'm a bad guy.
11:02I've missed something.
11:03My new job was my job.
11:05Everything is wrong.
11:07Sorry.
11:08Sorry.
11:09Sorry.
11:10I was going to come with a meeting.
11:13I'll go to this situation.
11:15Why are you angry?
11:17I've missed something.
11:19I'm upset.
11:20You don't get angry at all.
11:21At this time, take my house and take my clothes.
11:24Are you mad?
11:25I'm a half hour, boss.
11:26Exactly.
11:27I have a half hour for you.
11:29Go!
11:32Rida...
11:34Lucy, are you going to go or not?
11:37I'm going to go.
11:39You...
11:41Go!
11:50I'm not going to go to the present.
11:52I'm going to go to the present.
11:54I'm not going to go to the present.
11:56No one wants to go to the present.
11:58You're so happy.
12:00You're so happy.
12:02You're so happy.
12:04Listen.
12:06I'm going to take her.
12:09You take her.
12:12Here.
12:17Hi.
12:19Hi, Nisha.
12:21Are you ready for the present?
12:23Yes.
12:24How much work you're doing?
12:26Don't you think so?
12:28I love my job.
12:31Really?
12:32Will you drink coffee?
12:35Coffee?
12:37Yes.
12:38I was making it for myself.
12:40If you want to...
12:42In fact, if you go with me,
12:44we'll do something.
12:46Okay.
12:47Sure.
12:48Let's go.
12:49Let's go.
12:50We'll talk about this, right?
12:51Come on.
12:52Come on.
12:53Come on.
12:54Come on.
12:55Come on.
12:56Come on.
12:57Come on.
12:58Come on.
13:00Come on.
13:01Please.
13:03You'reìš´.
13:04It's going to be gone.
13:05Please.
13:07Do be right.
13:08You're out.
13:09You're out.
13:10Yes.
13:11Yes.
13:12That's right.
13:13All right.
13:14Give it up again.
13:15Anything.
13:16Nothing.
13:17Nothing.
13:18Teach.
13:19There's the truth.
13:20Have something here.
13:21Am I Due.
13:22You're out.
13:23How much music.
13:24You're out.
13:25Ahmet, let's start.
13:35Yes, boss. Just one minute.
13:41Ahmet?
13:42What happened, Ahmet?
13:44What did you make a presentation?
13:45Boss made it, but...
13:47He didn't get it.
13:49What do you mean?
13:50Boss, that...
13:51What happened?
13:53Nisa, you made a presentation, right?
13:57Where did I go?
13:58Yes, boss. Lucy, give us a USB.
14:05Ah...
14:06Can I use your laptop?
14:23You made a picture, Ahmet, you made a picture,
14:27What did I do?
14:28You made a picture, Ahmet?
14:30It's my vision, I've been intimidated.
14:32I wouldn't want to buy this thing,
14:33I don't want to buy it and eat this.
14:35There is no need to eat it on it.
14:40Our presentation, our work, and all the credit.
14:45I feel scared from you and yourself.
14:48You are a devil in your mind.
14:51Don't be rude, Lucy.
14:53You didn't delete the presentation.
14:55Yeah, so...
14:57A human is like a devil.
15:00The child of my father is very violent.
15:07I'm not the only one.
15:09Mr. Siddiqui, don't give me a call.
15:13I'm going to throw away all the money.
15:15It's a joke that I've never talked to someone with a high voice.
15:19Let's go, Maana.
15:21Maana, you have a call.
15:22But you don't have a phone.
15:24When are you making a phone?
15:26Listen to me.
15:27Look, brother.
15:28The fact is that I bought a phone.
15:30And I thought that these pigs will grow.
15:33I'll go to the mall.
15:34I'll give you a profit.
15:35I'll give you a child.
15:36But I didn't know that they'll die.
15:37But I didn't know that they'll die.
15:39They'll die.
15:41You have the pigs and the pigs.
15:43Now, one minute.
15:45I'll come.
15:46I'll give you a hypothesis.
15:48C't
16:07Hello?
16:10Assalamualaikum, Bua.
16:12No, Bua.
16:14Nissa is not with me.
16:16Yes.
16:17She said she wants to go to Siddiqui.
16:20Okay, okay.
16:22I can see.
16:24What did she say, Bua?
16:26Nissa has not reached home.
16:28And Bua is worried.
16:30The girls are coming to see her.
16:32What?
16:33The girls?
16:34Yes.
16:35Yes.
16:36And now, the girls don't care about the girls.
16:39No, no.
16:40No.
16:41Nissa Bua does not tell her about this, Bua.
16:43We will not tell her about this.
16:45Yes.
16:46Nissa has not told her about Bua.
16:48What could she tell her about Bua?
16:50Nissa is not coming to me.
16:53I need to tell her about her.
16:57What is this, Bua?
16:58Where are you?
16:59I have to take her to Siddiqui.
17:05Let the girls go to the house.
17:07They will come to the house.
17:08They will come to the house.
17:09That's how they show you.
17:10I will take her to the house today.
17:12I'll take them to the house.
17:14I'm telling them to the house.
17:20Siddiqui, you want to take a dog or a dinosaur?
17:22You want to take a dog for me five months?
17:24Listen to me!
17:25You have...
17:37You have given a lot of trouble in your office.
17:39No, no, no.
17:40We'll upload the trouble.
17:42You're right.
17:45When will Nisa come?
17:48I'll talk to you later.
17:55I've seen it.
17:59I'll give it back to my entry.
18:06Missa?
18:07I'll give it to her.
18:09One minute.
18:11Let's see.
18:15I'm going.
18:17My hair is better.
18:19My English is coming.
18:21I don't come to eat food.
18:23I'll give it to her.
18:25There's no need for her.
18:27What's your name?
18:29Sharafat.
18:31Sharafat?
18:33It's not Sharafat.
18:35It's not Sharafat.
18:37I'm eating it.
18:39What are you doing?
18:41What are you doing?
18:45What are you doing?
18:47I'm taking an interview.
18:49So, hello.
18:51What are you doing?
18:53I'm doing an MBA.
18:55He's a man.
18:57He's going to find money.
18:59He's going to find money with me.
19:01What can I do?
19:03What can I do?
19:05We won't stop here.
19:07We won't stop here.
19:09Don't stop.
19:11You're going to buy a bill.
19:13You'll have to pay a bill.
19:15One minute.
19:16Don't think that your son has rejected me.
19:19I'm rejecting your son.
19:21Let's go.
19:23Let's go.
19:24How are you doing?
19:25Let's go.
19:26You've got a lot of love.
19:28You've got a lot of love.
19:29You've got a lot of love.
19:30You're listening.
19:31Let's go.
19:33We're looking for money.
19:34We'll have time for more....
19:35How are you doing?
19:37I'm happy you are.
19:38We'll be having aançon in your house.
19:39Something else in the morning.
19:41Surely inoque Dinwiddie vient from home you do?
19:43I'm enjoying my life.
19:45What?
19:49My name is好的.
19:51We made a great choice.
19:54Whatever can you define me?
19:55Weve a player.
19:57I really love you.
19:59Welcome to another weitere lecture.
20:00Why did you come here? That's what I was doing. I was checking her out. That's not a weak cell.
20:20Mom, this is not fair. You didn't get out of my mind.
20:23Oh my god, you will get out of your mind when you know that it's not your mind.
20:29What do you mean?
20:30It's a wedding.
20:32What?!
20:34I told them that they are old friends.
20:38So I told them that they are not going to take my girl to Pakistan.
20:42So I'll take her out for 2-4 months for a wedding.
20:44Then they took her out.
20:47What kind of mom are you?
20:49My mom is doing a wedding for a wedding.
20:51You didn't have a wedding for a wedding.
20:53Oh my god, I'll leave another wedding.
20:57I'll leave a wedding for a wedding.
20:59What are you coming here?
21:01It's a wedding for a wedding for a wedding in Pakistan.
21:07Mom!
21:08Stop here.
21:10It's your mother's death.
21:12It's the last second-last.
21:14Second-last?
21:16Then what's the last?
21:18I'll tell you.
21:19I'll tell you.
21:20I'll go to Pakistan.
21:23Go.
21:24Go.
21:25Go.
21:26Go.
21:27Go.
21:28Go.
21:29Go.
21:30Go.
21:31Go.
21:32Go.
21:33Go.
21:34Go.
21:35Go.
21:36Go.
21:37Go.
21:38Go.
21:39Go.
21:40Go.
21:41What's the phone?
21:42I'll tell you.
21:43My mom is coming.
21:45I'm coming.
21:46I'm coming.
21:47I'm coming.
21:48Go.
21:49Go.
21:53Go.
21:54Go.
21:56Go.
21:57Go.
21:58Go.
21:59Go.
22:00Go.
22:01For the hobby.
22:02Go.
22:03Go.
22:04Go.
22:05Go.
22:06Go.
22:07Go.
22:10Where are you from?
22:12I haven't food already, Ietaan damn.
22:13Depends on your wedding.
22:14What?
22:15What.
22:16Do you do anything with your friends?
22:19Who is my friend?
22:20That?
22:21That's my son.
22:23Listen to me.
22:25Before our house,
22:27they rejected 4-5 girls.
22:29They ate their food.
22:31So they are like this.
22:33I don't want to marry them.
22:35What do you want to marry?
22:37What do you want to marry?
22:39Nissa Sharafat.
22:41Me and Sharafat.
22:43Okay.
22:45Please tell me the name that you want to marry your name.
22:48So that I will find the same girl.
22:56If you died,
22:57you will ask your mother to ask me.
22:59You couldn't marry me.
23:01Then you said something.
23:02I was happy.
23:04I was sad.
23:06Do not eat.
23:08I am not hungry.
23:10I am not hungry.
23:11Good night.
23:13Don't eat.
23:14I am hungry.
23:15I am hungry.
23:16I am hungry.
23:17I am hungry.
23:18I am hungry.
23:22No matter who...
23:23I have read lips you follow,
23:29I am hungry.
23:30What does no matter what I am.
23:33Your love is the name of my love
23:39How can you go so much?
23:41Your love is the name of my love
23:46Your love is the name of my love
23:50Say, say, a little bit
23:54That is what all my heart is in my heart
24:01Sune Sune Sune Sune Thodee Ankani
24:06Bate Jo Sabhi Dume Hain Vasini
24:12Jaani Jaani Sune Thodee Anjani
24:18There Meirre Pyaar Ki Kaani
24:24Thodee Haphi Thodee Paghi
24:31hello hey hi hi time did you see hi it's 3 pm why are you in America
24:54why are you here? I'm not. It's 1 pm. Why did you call me?
25:01I called to tell you that I'm and my mother are coming to Pakistan.
25:04It's 3 hours after our flight.
25:11Did you tell me that I'm wrong with this?
25:14No, listen. I called to tell you that it's going to pick us up with the airport.
25:19Oh hello!
25:21In our country, there is also a cap to office.
25:24I'm not going to pick it up. I have to go to the office.
25:27I've lost my heart.
25:29God bless you.
25:36Hey?
25:37You haven't been ready yet?
25:39It will take a long time and it will come up with the plane.
25:43Hurry up.
25:44Give me five minutes.
25:46Hurry up.
25:48When I was late, I thought...
25:50How did the suitcase come up?
25:52I thought...
25:54It's pink.
36:44What are you doing?
36:47Now the bell is ringing.
36:50We are coming soon.
36:52We take something to eat.
36:54We take some food for it.
36:56Jais, don't stop behind me.
36:58Come on.
37:04Assalamualaikum.
37:06Waalikumsalam.
37:14Come on.
37:22I was waiting for you.
37:24In fact, I was going to call the phone.
37:26I don't have a SIM.
37:28Yes.
37:29I thought it was a long flight.
37:31We will go in the morning.
37:32Not really.
37:34But he said we have to go now.
37:36Why are you sitting here?
37:38Come on.
37:39No, no.
37:40You will be tired.
37:42I thought I was going to call Nafisah.
37:44Where is he?
37:45Yes.
37:46Upstairs.
37:47There is a room on the right side.
37:48We will go here.
37:49Okay.
37:51Hey, what's up?
37:52Come on, son.
37:57In fact, listen.
37:58I will take tea for you.
37:59No.
38:00There is no need.
38:01We will go.
38:12I will go.
38:14Yes, I will.
38:15Nishah?
38:16Farid.
38:17Wenn du.
38:18Yes.
38:19Yes.
38:20Yes.
38:21Yes.
38:22Yes.
38:23Yes.
38:24Yes.
38:25Yes.
38:26Yes.
38:27No.
38:28Yes.
38:29Yes.
38:30Yes.
38:31Yes.
38:32Yes.
38:33Yes.
38:34Yes.
38:35Yes.
38:37Yes.
38:38Yes.
38:39Yes.
38:40Yes.
38:41Yes. You are.
38:42I was about to call you.
39:05Why not?
39:06Nothing.
39:07I thought you were busy in the office.
39:09That's why.
39:10Office?
39:11I left the office.
39:12Today I am busy.
39:13Why?
39:14I didn't understand the boss and I didn't understand the boss.
39:18Do you have to give me an exam?
39:22Let's go, let's go.
39:24We'll take care of each other.
39:26Oh hello.
39:27This is my place.
39:29I don't need to take you here.
39:41Oh!
39:46Oh!
39:50Oh!
40:05Oh, my God.